#homeboy i am about to snap

[moralesmilesanhour]

Hello!!! How are you? I’ve been a follower for the past few days and was wondering if I could request something.

I was hoping to request a fic or like give you a prompt for something for miles42 × femreader

So it goes like this- yk those super corny reads that are like the reader's pinning for miles and like sometimes miles finds them annoying but in a cute way but he don't know that her yk? So he's talking to his homeboys about her, talm about some how she's so "annoying, a nuisance" and guess who's behind the wall listening? The reader herself.

So this goes one of two ways- she either matches up there, confronts him. And she's like "flipping fine, if that's how you feel then lemme get out of ur way- you won't hear a peep from me" and she like just ignores him and he learns how he feels about her, sees how his life is so boring without her and all that- goes to apologize happy ending..

Option number 2: silent treatment. Like just slowly drifting away until he once again comes to the realization that he needs her and all that happy ending yay!

Feel free to do whatever you want with this but I'm thinking of sending the same request to other authors to see what they come up with cause everyone has a style k? And i just love studying them and reading them cause evervtime- no matter how similar the prompt is- they always manage to invoke different feelings with in me.

Anyway- have fun doing this- but remember you don't have to cause this is kinda too much and I'm sorry😓

"I want my pen back."

wc: >1,200 A/N: okay so i got a bit carried away...this is a long one. (yes I am using this as an excuse to try out the gradient thing) thank you anon for this fun request! i also rlly like ur reasoning behind it and i hope i was able to do this prompt some type of justice lol

The gel pen clattered to the ground.

“I got it,” you said, grinning at Miles. You squat to grab it before the boy can act to get it himself, and he sighs as you hand it to him.

“Thanks.”

Miles turned the pen every which way between his fingers.

You had gifted it to him on the first day of school, with that same expectant grin. The little cartoon dogs that surrounded the perimeter had begun to fade with use because – admittedly – it had actually turned out to be a good ass pen.

He’d thought initially that you were just being nice; maybe you were handing shit out to everyone because it was the first day, understandable. 

But then, it was highlighters (the erasable ones).

Pink sticky-notes on his locker, telling him to have a nice day with the ‘i’s dotted with hearts.

A new sketchbook for Secret Santa.

Miles’ pencil case had rapidly gotten bulkier, and when you rushed to grab a seat next to him during the one class without assigned seats, it finally clicked.

You were trying to get his attention. And he wasn’t sure what would happen if you got it.

“I like the new braids.”

He was snapped out of his thoughts, and turned to you.

“Huh?”

“The braids,” you laughed. “I like the pattern. Who did ‘em for you?”

A tiny smirk ghosted the boy’s lips.

“My mom. Just like the last time you asked me.”

He ran a hand instinctively over the meandering zig-zag pattern that his cornrows had been sectioned into. Miles looked at you from his periphery; you were still staring. 

“Bitch, just ask him out already!”

Your friend smacked the back of your shoulder as the two of you took your sweet time getting back to your lockers.

“Alright, today, I swear,” you said, hand over your heart for emphasis.

A beat of silence passes. “But what if he says no?” 

She groaned.

“Then he says no, and you can save your money. But say something, it’s getting embarrassing.”

Your friends’ encouragement landed you here, around the corner of a building where Miles and a gaggle of other boys from your homeroom were bursting into raucous laughter.

“Yo, why you ain’t bag her yet? She wants you bad,” one boy said.

Unsure if the ‘she’ in question was you, you stay where you are and keep listening.

“I dunno, she kinda annoying,”

Miles’ low voice makes your ears perk up.

“One day she gon’ run outta things to say about my hair, she has to!”

…Oh.

The buoyant feeling in your chest sinks as the group erupts into another laughing fit. If you asked him out now, you’d hear about it for the rest of the year.

Shoving your phone into your pocket, you turn back the way you came. 

Miles knew something was off when you sat down the next morning without a word. 

“You good?” he asked.

You glanced at him, then nodded before going back to playing with the beads in your hair. The excruciating silence stretched on for almost the entirety of class before it was broken again.

“Do you…wanna help me with my homework? I’ll really let you, this time.”

You raised an eyebrow.

“Morales, you got an ‘A’ in every class.”

“You don’t know that.”

“Your name’s on every bulletin board.”

“Damn,” the boy muttered to himself as his leg bounced under the desk.

Your beads clattered against your back as you rose from your seat. The bell had rung, finally. You didn’t even say ‘bye’.

Miles cracked open his locker. One of your sticky notes from last week had begun to un-stick and fluttered to the ground. There were no new ones. He bent to pick it up, noticing how neat and round your handwriting was on these compared to the way you wrote in class. The letters didn’t run together, like you were in a rush.

Neatly folding the note and sticking it in his pocket, Miles shut his locker to reveal your face. The boy nearly yelped in surprise.

“Where the hell did you come from? Scared the shit outta me,” he said with a grin.

“I want my pen back.”

Miles froze. 

“Which pen?”

You tilted your chin up towards the one he was currently gripping in his left hand. He looked down at it like a wad of cash.

“Oh.”

He couldn’t just not give the pen back to you…

…but he didn’t want to give it to you, either.

“What you need it for? Don’t you have, like, a whole store full of these?”

“Miles, I gotta get to class. I’m not playing,” you reached for Miles’ hand, but he raised it high above his head.

Instead of a smirk or mocking sneer, something like worry was etched onto the boy’s features. 

“Tell me what’s up witchu first.”

“What are you talking about? I’m about to be late, c’mon.”

“You ain’t said a word to me all day,” he dropped his hand momentarily. “Are you sick? Did I do something? What–hey!”

You had snatched the pen out of the boy’s hand when he wasn’t looking, throwing it into your bag.

“I thought that’s what you wanted.”

You turn to retreat down the hallway, but stop with a huff when Miles calls after you.

“Wait!”

“I’m waiting.”

“Come see me after school?”

You kicked an empty can down the sidewalk in front of Miles’ apartment.

“Make this quick, I gotta go study.”

He looks everywhere else to avoid meeting your eyes, looking for the right words.

“You didn’t answer me earlier,” Miles awkwardly shuffled his feet. “Are you mad at me?”

“...Yeah, kinda.”

“For what?”

You stop to think for a moment, crossing your arms. 

“For…for letting me hand you that pen, knowing you weren’t gonna give it back,” you began.

Miles’ brows furrowed in confusion. “That’s it?”

You shook your head profusely, “N-no, I’m not done. You let me buy you all that stuff, put all that dumb shit in your locker, whole time you don’t even like me–”

“You don’t know that,” Miles interrupted. Your head snapped up to look at him, and you paused.

“I don’t?”

Neither of you say anything for a moment, then Miles remembers the note in his pocket. He takes it out and shows it to you.

“These? Are cute as fuck,”

He searches for more words, ten continues, "A-and I use that sketchbook every day. That pen? It’s like, my favorite,” he laughs. “I got half a mind to steal it back from you.”

Miles watches you expectantly. Your arms are still crossed, but the corners of your lips quirk up in amusement.

“So you like getting free stuff.”

“No-! I…”

The boy’s arms had begun to flail around in frustration. You hold back a giggle, never having seen him squirm like this before. It’s a nice change of pace.

“Alright, listen. I like hearing you talk to me every morning, and…”

He trailed off. He had begun slightly bouncing on his toes.

“...I like you.”

At some point while watching Miles struggle to explain himself, the float-y feeling in your chest had come back. You tilted your head to the side, and smiled.

“Okay. What are you gonna do about it?”

The boy’s eyes lit up.

“Where do you wanna go?”

#earth 42 miles morales #miles morales x reader #earth 42 miles morales x black!reader #earth 42 miles morales x reader #spiderman across the spiderverse #across the spider verse spoilers #moralesanhour #requests

[hp-hcs]

mattheo riddle if you beat the shit out of him in a fistfight <3 — mattheo riddle x gn! reader

Requests open

implied Slytherin (non-pureblood reader)

tws: violence… duh

OOC. LIKE AS OOC AS IS POSSIBLE. i am so sorry for whatever this is 💀 i’m like, borderline delirious kind of sick, so that’s my excuse ig 😌

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

homeboy is not doing fine

his bruised ego 😔

he’d been teasing you for years with his group of lackeys, and you just snapped

he made a comment that went too far about your blood status, talking shit about your family

you just dropped your shit, spun around, and decked that mf

obviously he wasn’t fuckin expecting that, so he just kinda froze like 👊💥😳🧍‍♂️

he has no idea what to do

((he’s also just a little bit turned on bc manwhore duh))

everybody in the hallway freezes too like,

“you dumb bitch the fuck are you doing??”

his friends are jeering, and he just kind of shakes his head like a goddamn etch-a-sketch and like, gently shoves you back by your shoulders (cause you cute bae 🩷 he don’t wanna ruin that pretty face of urs <3)

you, on the other hand, are just ready to FUCK someone UP

and if that someone turns out to be the dark lord’s son, c’est la vie

he makes one more lame attempt at a scathing comment and you just fucking TACKLE him

you’re on top of him (not like that you silly little sluts get your mind outta the gutter) in the middle of the hallway just beating the s h i t out of him

homeboy has no idea what to do lmfao

lowkey he’s falling in love just from your knuckles smashing his face in (masochist manwhore)

he def thinks it’s hot as fuck

one of the professors comes to separate yinz, (probably hooch, cause there ain’t no way she puts up with any shit) and has to fucking DRAG YOU OFF of him

he's got like, a broken nose, a busted lip, a probably-going-to-become-a-black eye, and yk, decimated ego

but he’s just looking at you with those fuckin PUPPY DOG eyes

🥺

congrats, he’s obsessed

he won’t shut up about you for the rest of the day, to his friends, his enemies, madam pomfrey when he’s in the hospital wing…

they're all like “ah. i see the mommy and daddy issues are making an appearance”

when you get out of detention and go back to the common room, he LEAPS off of the couch and over to you

you’re standing there with still-bloody knuckles and a try me, i dare you face

he apologizes profusely, like, to a kind of pathetic extent

you’re like “dude, you’re not pureblood either, dipshit”

he got called out 😔

you apologize for OvErReAcTiNg (you had to apologize as part of your detention & punishment lmfao) and getting ‘unnecessarily violent’

and cause manwhore he’s just like “oh no it’s fine that was hot”

y/n: 😶🤨🫠

he’s got a lil giggle ✨

literal heart eyes for you

so ur like “yeah i gotta mess with this guy even more”

you kiss his cheek and make his brain stop working

baby is bluescreening rn

he then ends up shadowing you for the rest of the week, following a half-step behind you wherever you go like a lil puppy

(i’m of the opinion that he’s just a slightly more violent golden retriever white boy)

((i’m not saying himbo but himbo))

walk him like a dog, sis

alexa, play lovefool by the cardigans

he’s ur bitch now, enjoy <3

#harry potter #hp #fuck jkr #hp x male reader #x male reader #gay #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle x male reader #mattheoxreader #hp x gn reader #x gn reader #hp x nonbinary reader

[blablaganov]

Non is the one behind the mask and Jin is our living for now proof of that

So our homeboy just found out that no, Non didn’t ride off into the sunset with teacher Keng, but based on what we learned in episode 10 was handed over to Uncle Joe and vanished. And Jin’s initial reaction to this reveal isn’t horror at the thought that Non might already be dead, but anger at how the story of Non’s supposed escape with a teacher has affected his family?? Which is sweet, to care about them, but you just learned that your friend has really disappeared, so maybe focus on that first? But at least this reaction is consistent with what we’ve seen from him so far: Jin's response is emotional and explosive. It checks.

And then Tee drops the bomb - Non is dead. This should have been a huge shock for Jin, who was the only one to still hold on to the belief that Non was still out there, alive. Reactions of Tan and Phee is understandable; they have had years to accept that Non is most likely no longer alive, but Jin BELIEVED. So, I fully expected him to lash out, to start yelling at Tee, to start a fight. And what Jin gives me? Nothing.

Except for a murderous look, he does not react at all to the news about the death of someone he claims to care about and feel guilty towards.  The character who shown to be impulsive, to react without thinking, whose emotions can be explosive DOESN’T SHOW US ANY REACTION. Which, of cource, is a reaction on itself, so my question is: Jin, sweetie, do you maybe have something to share with class?

Speaking of murderous looks. We’ve already seen them twice:

in the first episode, when Phee puts the tape on

And everyone from the original group looks various degrees of uncomfortable, especially after asked about Non, but not Jin. He is too busy trying to murder everyone with the glare until the mention of the camera snaps him out of it.

in the second episode, when the gang discusses what to do next

And again, while everyone’s anxiety is almost palpable, Jin is just standing there, looking disgusted by everyone but not in the slightest bothered by the fact that someone got Por impaled?? Someone left marks on his arms! The conversation isn’t merely about the possibility of Non’s ghost; it’s about the real, tangible danger lurking in the woods. And yet, Jin doesn’t look scared or concerned in any way, too busy trying to once again commit murder with the glare.

Knife

The marks on Por’s arms are the main reason I’m convinced that Non is the one hiding behind the mask. It's possible that Tan somehow slipped out of the living room and lured Por into the trap, but what about the marks? We’ve seen several times that Tan is one to outsource his murder, not too eager to harm with his own hands. Even after Tee’s confession about Non’s death, Tan doesn’t attempt to snatch the gun and kill Tee himself. So why get personal with Por? To convince everyone that it wasn’t an accident? But cuts don’t look ghosty; if anything, it’s a proof that a real, leaving person is behind it. And who has all the reasons to get personal with Por? NON And it with the same knife he used three years ago – a knife that someone present at the scene after Non got dragged away had to pick up and keep until now.

I am also mildly convinced that the knife attack is the main reason why Jin lied to the police in the first place. If he had admitted that Non was with them that day, everyone else would have probably said, 'Oh yes, he was with us, and he attacked us with the knife. He was screaming about killing us all, poor Top even got a scar. Here are the security camera recordings as proof.' We've already established that Jin is not the best decision-maker, so I can see how, from his perspective, lying to the police seemed like a better option.

And isn’t it interesting how Jin was the one who first noticed the cuts and also the one who took the knife in his hand to compare it with the cuts?

Jin, dear, no one said anything about someone hiding in the house...

Uncle Dang

I'm unsure which one of the brothers is responsible for this death, but it is interesting how closely it mirrors one of the scenes in episode 7.

In the past, Por sends Non to get food on Uncle Dang's bike, while he himself starts shooting. In the present, Uncle Dang dies delivering food for the boys on the same bike, simultaneously extinguishing their last chance of escape.

In the past, everyone was so eager to exclude Non and shoot the movie he wrote without him. In the present, they are willing to do anything just to get out of this place, and Por, bleeding out on the couch, needs it more than anyone. Sorry, but it's too late; this time around, you'll have to play your part the way Non wants you to.

Episode 7 is also where this dialogue between Jin and Por happens.

I know that logically Phee and Tan were the ones who slipped in the cassette, but were they also the ones who created it? Or did they just find it when they came to the house for the first time to scout it out? Because the last scene with Jin running out of the house was shot after Non's disappearance. It wasn't merely an old version; Someone intentionally added Non's scene post-credits. And who was the one doing all the cutting? Right.

Hallucinations

Jin’s hallucinations were what sold me on the "Non is alive" theory. Everyone who thinks Non is already dead also sees some version of Non/masked murderer. Not Jin, of course; he convinced Non to be alive and well, somewhere far away with teacher Keng. Oh wait… How is it possible that he believes something terrible happened to teacher Keng, but not to Non? That the video he took is the cause of teacher Keng’s death, but not Non’s? Haven’t they supposedly run off together? Unless Jin knows that Non is alive. Unless Non told Jin that Mr. Keng was killed by the mafia.

It also would explain Jin’s reaction after Phee confession.

The person you have a lot of complicated feelings about

so many that you decide the best time to bring up your past situationship is while you both are trapped in a creepy temple. One also doesn’t try to bite off the dick of someone they are indifferent towards

just confessed to being Non's ex-boyfriend and getting close to you to get information about him, and your first reaction is not a "Was Everything Between Us a Lie?" rage but a sad puppy "So You Never Saw Us As Friends?" Once again, Jin, sweetie, we need to talk about your priorities; also about the fact that you not once looked surprised about the whole thing.

Fun fact: One of Jin's listed hobbies is camping, so hypothetically he should know his way around the woods, yet he doesn’t even attempt to help Phee while they are looking for the way out of the forest. The only thing he does is complain and cling to Phee in a very damsel-in-distress fashion. And still manages to be the one who points in the right direction in the end. I'm not even sure if Jin’s shoulder dislocation is genuine because if horror movies have taught me anything, it's to never trust a character who injures themselves while escaping a murderer, especially when they then very conveniently trip over the air at just the right moment for another character to drop their weapon.

To sum it up:

Did he now?

#begging on my knees for DFF to stick with a horror ending #all i want is for Jin to find out he wasn't the one who published the video #for him to look around in horror #and have a nice little What Have I Done moment #dead friend forever #dff the series #DFF

[blackraged]

MORTAL KOMBAT 1 Thoughts Pt3.

[❌❌xontains SPOILERS ❌❌]

The final thoughts on the game as it's coming to an end. This was a ride!

Chapter 11

You go king. Show Sindel horrors beyond comprehension

Oohh, I love the incorporated acknowledgement of the plot from MK11 here.

Liu Kang is so humble, it makes him such a good character?? I was so scared he'd become too nice to handle, but they managed to balance him so well.

This existential anomalies concept is giving ATSV vibes.

D-did Nitara just straight up hiss at Sindel,, LOL

It literally warms my heart to see Sindel, Kitana and Mileena being a loving family. So far honestly the best decision by NRS.

Chapter 12

Lesbians

I'm in tears about this family reunion. I wonder if Jerrod is now fully in charge of the created Ermac body, or if this will be a "fight for the control of the mind and body" kinda trope.

Sindel dies after all, what???? That's not fair,, we had just gotten good Empress Sindel😭😭😭 at least she is within Jerrod now

Where did they leave Kung Lao, Raiden, Johnny, Kenshi and Syzoth in all of this?? Homeboys are literally missing out on all the drama.

This really is turning into ATSV, does that mean we get to see other reoccurring characters too??

Chapter 13

I know I said this before, but Liu Kang Geras' friendship means so much to me. He really be looking out for his friend qwq

"Dark doubles" now this one is a little confusing. Are those the dark doubles from MK11 which means Scorpion would still be Hanzo Hasashi, or did Shang Tsung recreate the Universe to the exact same as Liu Kang has, except made everyone follow him?

Was that an Armageddon reference 👀👀

Never in a lifetime would I have thought that Raiden, Shang Tsung and Quan Chi would become a fun trio.

Shang is way too baby girl, it's making me low-key uncomfortable. It feels so wrong.

Dark Shao Khan looks so silly, while Dark Reiko is serving c0nt

Chapter 14

I don't like how this chapter is called Time of Death and it starts with Liu Kang in the scene.

KITANA????? KITANA WAS A TITAN???? So ALL of the Tower Endings were real?? AND canon???

"You were my Liu Kang" btch I'm bawling

Yo, everyone's Dark Timeline look is absolutely stunning.

I'm such a fan of Liu Kang kicking Nitara.

These fights are so cool but visually so confusing. I never know where to look.

Chapter 15

THERE IS A FEMALE JOHNNY LMAO

Ohno, I don't like this "select your final warrior" option.

Not Quan Chi waking down like a Hell Priest

Wait BLACK DRAGON SONYA??

John Kahner......I would have loved you see that timeline.

I appreciate the various Easter Eggs put into game, but I hate (I'm being dramatic) the character mashups like Scorp Lao, John Kahner, Stung Lao, Frostbite, Quantum Chi,

The various Johnny's are killing me. Especially Mime Johnny. We need a spin off with all the Johnnys.

HOLD ON A FREAKING SECOND. CASSIE, JACQUI, TAKEDA AND KUNG JIN??? AYOO??

I think the new Era Shang Tsung is pretty redeemable.

These final fights are a little stressful ngl.

I-what....what just happened. Is it like just over over l. Was this a snap shot to another time line? Am I missing something? Is it over just like that?

I called it. I knew it was the damn Shirai Ryu.

Weird thought, but is Madame Bo the alt version to Bo Rai Cho by chance?

"Changed the Arcs of our lives" very sweet double meaning, but I feel like it has a secret third meaning, and I'm unsure if I like it. I'm sure there is something coming to sting.

Conclusion of the game;

THAT'S IT?? THAT'S FCKING ALL?? Why does this feel like the end of the entire franchise??? I know the title being MK1 implies that there WILL be future installments. But this very much felt like the end of a Saga, and it is really pulling the strings of my heart.

I have so many questions still. What's next to come? What does the end of this now mean for the entire MK universe? What will they do to Shang Tsung? Will Titan Kitana be back? What about all other Characters that have become Titans? Will we see other returning characters from previous games in the future? Is there even room for new conflicts??

But overall, I loved it so much. It was absolutely worth the wait, I sincerely hope that there will be more in the future and that we didn't have to say goodbye.

NRS have really outdone themselves. Each MK game just kept becoming cooler and cooler, with MK1 now completely putting me in awe with the story, animation, designs, effects etc I am honestly not sure how they're gonna top that for the next games.

I do have to say though, that while I don't agree with some of the changes done to the story and characters, I think my favourite thing in this "reboot" is that they made Kitana and Mileena ACTUAL twin sisters.

Some characters seem also a lot more interesting now too. I'm specifically thinking Kung Lao, Raiden, Smoke and Mileena (Please don't come at me. I know how everyone was literally all over her, but I simply wasn't a fan. That has changed now obviously).

Though while I really really REALLY adored Reptile in this game, I do wish they would have kept the original Saurian Lore, - or at least part of it. In my mind it would have made more sense for the Human look.

This game was intense, interesting, captivating, funny, and tearjerking. I am still so amazed, but also feel now that void in my chest. I'm not sure how things will go from now on, but MK will continue to remain one of my fave games ever.

This really was a ride y'all.

#mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat #mk 1 #mk #johnny cage #liu kang #kenshi #kung lao #raiden #mileena #kitana #sindel #ermac #reptile #syzoth #tanya #nitara #scorpion #sub zero #bi han #kuai liang #smoke #quan chi #shang tsung #sonya blade #cassie cage #takeda takahashi #jacqui briggs #neatherrealm studios #my thoughts

[yanderemommabean]

concept: Ezrol with a much weaker demon s/o? Like straight up physically weaker than a human. Imagine Ezrol meeting this little demon who doesnt care at all about power + doesnt even know who he is. Homeboy is just vibing with reading instead. The idea of the Ezrol, of all people, falling head over heels for this soft spoken demon, whose head is always in the clouds, is funny af to me.

Ezrol: I am the most powerful entity this world knows.

Them: Hm? Does that mean I have to call you sir? (not even looking up from their book)

Ezrol: (Already smitten) Yes.

(Srry bro, got a case of the brain rot, hope you agree >w<)

Ezrol swipes his white hair over his shoulder as he peers down at the lesser demon, eyebrow quirked at your remark. “Do you have any idea who you’re speaking to? I could kill you with one snap of my fingers if I so wished!”. 

The audacity! Don’t you know who he- 

“Yes, so can a million other things. You’re not special. Many other beings carry the power to kill me, sir”. 

Ezrol stands, stunned, and says nothing as he examines the demon before him. So fearless, uncaring to authority, and more focused on knowledge and understanding the world than cowering to his status. 

It was oddly refreshing. He isn’t used to anyone showing him the same attention as commoners unless it’s his brother, who annoyingly loves to act uncouth and obnoxious whenever it shows to annoy Ezrol in the slightest. 

What could be said? If you don’t care for his status, and clearly don’t care for the many ways he could kill you, perhaps he could observe you more? Study you a bit? You’re such an odd case that he can’t simply walk away perturbed by your comments. 

“I see…Such an odd way of thinking…I think I’ll study you more”. 

You shrug your shoulders, still only moving your eyes to read the pages in front of you as the demon king spoke. “Just don’t be a nuisance as you do so, and I'll happily let you. Now shush, I’m learning about the odd human practices of today”. 

(I hope this little snippet makes sense sksks i kinda panicked typed -Mommabean)

#Ezrol my oc #yandere beginings #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #mommabean #my ocs #yandere demons #yandere exophilia

[solfics]

ayi’s obx season 3 thoughts:

this is clearly a personal take on the season and these are my opinions, so *dips away*

shoo shoo there’s tons of spoilers here

when i tell you that pope heyward is my main man, i am bringing it with me to my grave.

emphasizing more about pope as this elaborative list goes on

poguelandia is heaven on earth, for real. but ngl i was deadass scared for them because

I CANNOT for the life of me SEE MY 17 YEAR OLD SELF survive in an island even with company around

not joking here, i am clearly amazed with how the pogues are able to live off in an island for about a month (well because it’s fictional) but realistically looking i just can’t pin my head around the idea of it (I DON’T HATE IT BTW)

we were robbed of the friendship scenes

i wish the first two episodes at least showcased the pogues’ life and the poguelandia lifestyle itself

coz that way i would’ve seen what happened to the other pogues when jj proclaimed that the island would be named poguelandia (like imagine how sarah or john b would say “what?” and then pope and kie would agree and be like “poguelandia, that’s it” and jj excitingly goes “pogue-fucking-glandia”) IDK JUST SPITBALLING HERE

haha get it! ok next

rafe did not shine in this season for me sadly

the buzz cut was alright btw

i feel like with singh around rafe clearly became a side character, even ward. like from the way i see it ward and rafe are the villains of the story from season 1-2 but with singh around it looked like rafe was just a side character

i was surprised with the kie and rafe storyline and i was actually expecting more but they gave us 1??? ep and poof that’s it

KIE PUSHING HIM OFF THE BOAT LMFAO i want to feel bad but homeboy strangled my darling THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO GO

back to singh,, he’s such a boring villain please is it just me?

rafe imo is the biggest villain of all.

he’d be a better villain than ward and singh combined idk i just like how drew portrayed rafe’s character !! (WE LOVE YOU DREW)

RAFE AND BARRY AGAIN YUH and i have to say barry looked good w the buzz cut too

i was so confused w rafe’s “love interest” i’m sorry i thought there was supposed to be a storyline between them ?? but ok they look gOOD THO OMYGAWSH

why the fuck is big john here ? why is he hogging the screen time

there is not one episode where i did not think of not wanting to slap the look on big john’s face

bring it home john b- SHUT UP?

idk he’s a bad parent ,, he left john b for HIS safety and justified is as keeping john b safe. not knowing that john b would come after his dad (right? season 1) and look where that got him. danger bestie ,, not so much of a thinker there big john 😕

he showed much more attention to the treasure than his kid PLEASE

the way john b felt so down and guilty and everything negative whenever big john convinced him that what they were doing (k!lling those ppl, stealing, breaking and entering etc) was for their own good because apparently it’ll lead them to the treasure COME ON NOW

did not like how big john treated sarah and the rest esp sarah

SARAH AND TOPPER COME ON NOW WHAT

topper you need to move on bestie…

i thought we were better than this sarah :’( did not like how things went down w her and topper

i thought topper was gonna have a storyline where he gets to officially join the pogues but this is a long shot esp for topper’s character like ik we can all agree that he’d do anything for sarah but joining the pogues?? being one of them?? no right

i do understand how topper can’t move on from sarah but dude *snaps fingers* we gotta go bestie

topper “i’m so mature, i’m so mature” thorton like come on bestie the gasoline? the fire?

the chateau :((((

kie and jj’s chateau scene before the 💥 >>>>

did i mention how we were robbed of the friendship scenes?

i feel like if the scenes weren’t too focused on big john we’d get a whole lot more juice with jj and kiara’s story, the START of pope and cleo’s love story, cleo’s friendship with everyone

i also think that cleo is one of the best additions to the team. she’s got so much to offer and she had her spotlight in this season for real

pope and cleo’s bedroom scene (MY FUCKING HEART HURTS)

“thank you, pope” SUCH AN UNDERRATED SCENE CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS :((

i freaking hate kie’s parents. period

sarah and john b aww

sarah has the heart of a pogue FOR SURE the gang wouldn’t be where they are if she didn’t understand the clue right away 😎

WE DIDNT SEE MORE OF WHEEZIE BABYGIRL

jj and kiara. that’s it

i was wondering why wouldn’t the school reconsider pope’s situation? he went missing… or maybe is it just the system? i’m not from the west so idk /gen

i will bring this on my grave: pope is a fucking legend.

pope deserves everything he has. i love him and his friends, his family, i love his mind and heart and soul.

“the no love club,” “no chance *swaying w rizz*”

IVE BEEN PICKING MANGOES SINCE I WAS A YOUTH

jimmy 👶

the season was ok but honestly i need more of it

POPE AND CLEO YES MY FUCKING ENDGAME

#solficthings #outer banks #pope heyward #pope obx #jonathan daviss #poguestyle #rafe cameron #jj maybank #kiara carrera #sarah cameron #cleopope #cleo outer banks #topper outer banks #solfics #ayithings #coffeeworks

[alphinias]

I’ll never shut up about the date crashing being my favorite scene, actually THE WHOLE PART OF THE EPISODE COVERING THAT NIGHT!!!

Belly getting downstairs looking beautiful af and Conrad not being able to take his eyes off of her? And when she says “I’m actually not going to the book party, I’m going to the drive in” HOMEBOY WAS ABOUT TO SNAP HIS NECK FOR HOW QUICKLY HE TURNED AROUND “WiTh WhO??¿¿??”

But I gotta say past the somber mood for the entire night, jealousy jealousy Conrad and his renewed enthusiasm for life as soon as he realized “yeah actually let’s stop Belly from making out with someone that’s not me” I LIVE FOR THE LOOKS THEY GIVE EACH OTHER ONCE THE BOYS GET THERE!!!!

They were all joking around to get Belly annoyed but when she gets all serious and says “Seriously, please go away” looking directly at Conrad in the backseat HIS SMIRK DROPS IN AN INSTANT.

It’s such a small scene but that says sooooo much about the nature of their relationship.

Belly looks directly at him ‘cause she knows he’s the only one who listens to her and will act for her good, he has always been her lifeline and although it was his idea to go there for real and hijack her date controlled by his jealousy, it’s like he gets this moment of clarity and puts himself in check the instant he looks her in the eyes and realizes she’s not joking at all.

The whole season we see Belly reading Conrad like an open book, he can’t hide from her and the same goes the other way around, he knows her, he can read her, he knows how she’s feeling just by looking at her and when they lock eyes that night it’s like he immediately snaps back to his normal self behind the jealousy and gets immediate consciousness of “What the fuck have I done? It’s my Belly, why am I hurting her?” and instantly feels guilty ‘cause the last thing he would ever want would be to hurt her.

This little moment to me says a LOT about how much he cares for her and how the “old Conrad” is still there and will always come out for her, no matter how hurt, jealous or confused he is eventually he will still act for the good of Belly and will always put her in front of anything else.

IN CONCLUSION YOUR HONOR: HE LOVES HER MORE THAN HE EVEN KNOWS 😭😭

YES!!! I love this episode so much. This is the exact type of longing and angst and jealousy and stuff I live for I’m not going to lie.

THAT SHOT OF BELLY TURNED AROUND AND CONRAD LOOKING AT HER IN THE MIRROR!!! I will never get over it. All the little moments when one of them is looking at the other and the other doesn’t notice just sums up the relationship so much? Whoever directed all of that, hats off.

I will never ever shut up about the way they respect and read each other like no one else does. Conrad didn’t do anything else to mess with her relationship with Cam going forward after that argument and the moment she asked him to leave even when the other two boys did and it so clearly bothered him. I just love that so much. It’s all about the little things. Including when she was the only one who glanced at him when his dad walked in because she KNOWS. She pays attention to Conrad and tries to be there for him while he is busy trying to look after everyone else and that’s exactly what he needs.

HE LOVES HER SO MUCH 😭 they are both the biggest simps for each other. I genuinely don’t get the people who act like Conrad is toxic because while yeah he does act a little stupid a few times it’s made clear that’s not how he usually is and he is also… literally not that bad? He’s not some regular wattpad badboy. He’s got such a gentle presence at all times.

#bellyconrad #ask

[inthedayswhenlandswerefew]

Ok so here I come with the spam, IM SO SORRY IN ADVANCE BUT I HAVE TO GET THIS OUT OF MY SYSTEM

First and foremost, i absolutely love that Helaena is the undisputed bug wh8sperer here. Her and her little companions? I love every scene with them.

AEMOND MY DEAR i see this scene so vividly in my head and i love it to bits, low how he tries to act all confident vut he is not entirely confident and just hopes it will please our girl abdjejekdkek so cute

I SQUEALED OKAY WE ARE ON NICKNAME TERMS ALREADY i'll just faint

This part warmed my soul. The way you wrote it was so beautiful it was a joy to read it, especially that you compared them to books and it just resonated with me so much. Most beautiful paragraph of your fic 💚

Ok I have to say I laughed way too much every time Aegon appeared in our girl's room. And finally a fic where I can like Aegon (from the Aemond centric ones, I'm still not over my Aemond phase so I can't read anything Aegon-centric yet). And this part?? Him showing that he cares without letting the people whe care about know about it??? Instant angst and trauma for me (and Aegon tok) but you go kinnnnng!!!

OMG THIS PART I LAUGHED OUT LOUD I can imagine Aemond's face once she said it and her laughing like a madwoman after this, because this, here, is god tier humour.

And this, here, is the another best part of this fic. It's so true and so painful and i can't do anything but nod and agree with Aemond that he has given enough. Let him be pls 😭

THE CINNAMON ROLL CATCHES ON EVERYTHING OF COURSE AND SHE IS TOO CUTE AND TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD 😭 I'm so stupidly happy she got to be there.

Since I can't attach all the parts I wanna screan about I'm sending it in another ask, sorry 🥺

PLEASE NEVER STOP SPAMMING ME, I AM IN SHAMBLES 😭😭 This is one of the best gifts I have ever received 😭😭 I will never forget this and will be smiling about it for the next 50+ years of my life, thank you and goodnight 😭😭

Helaena is so childlike and sweet that people discount her, but like...homegirl KNOWS things...all sorts of things... 👀

Aemond has spent his whole life feeling like he wasn't getting what he deserved and now he FINALLY has something all his own that makes him so happy but it's all in jeopardy!!! No wonder he went feral!!! Homeboy snapped 😭

[ova-kakyoin]

my friends: have you eaten today? did you drink water today? gatorade and orange juice dont count you should drink actual water :)

me:

#like i understand the intent is good but homie #it is not that simple #homeboy i am about to snap #tryna work up the courage to tell my friends id appreciate it if they didnt always tell me to drink water and eat food #my siblings brought up that i might have a ed and ya that makes a lot of sense whoops 😃 #the worst part is the 'gatorade doesnt count' bit thats so fucking discouraging and you can tell people dont realize that saying that is -- #-- doing more harm than good #dont mind me im just frustrated #vent

[youcancallmesina]

The Merman & His Pirate Captain [part 1 of 2]

Note: This fanfic was supposed to be finished weeks ago but I kept getting busy, but I'm finally done with the first part! Yeah, I'll have to split it up because if I don't, it'll never be done so here's part one!

This fanfic was inspired by @us-ugay 's merman Alfred AU which I loved so much, so consider this a gift for them <3

[Story starts under the cut]

Anime: Hetalia World Stars

Ship: USUK

Rating: T

Wordcount: 5700

Summary: Merman Alfred loves to watch the land-dwellers from the town nearby and hear their stories, and he's especially obsessed with a particular land-dweller, the fearsome pirate, Captain Kirkland.

"John, ye arse, pass the damn bottle!", a brown-haired man slurred at his friend, who merely grunted as he took a big swig of the bottle before finally handing it back to his friend.

"You are real prickly today, Ralph. What's got your bottoms?", the second guy, John, questioned his friend as he leaned closer.

"What's got me bottoms, ye ask?! Have you not been living with us these past weeks!", Ralph slurred angrily, swishing the bottle wildly as he glared at John, who only rolled his eyes and let out an irritated sigh.

"Oh, it's about that then, huh?", he leaned back as he dug into his pocket and grabbed a cigarette. "It's honestly becoming troublesome and it's giving me quite the headache so I choose to ignore it.", he added with a dismissive wave and Ralph only blistered.

"Ignore it?! How the fuck can you ignore it when it's everywhere?! The arse is here and there too!", Ralph exclaimed as he pointed an accusatory finger at the other. "And tell me, how bloody hard is it to catch that damn bugger! If I were those stupid guards, I would have put an end to him within the seconds.", he claimed and John only snorted as he gave him a look over.

"If you ever came across him, he would have made you fish bait within seconds. Besides, you could barely stand on your own for five seconds and you expect yourself to be able to take down a pirate captain? Talk about dreaming.", John pointed out as he snagged the bottle out of the other's grip and took a swig of it. "But yes, that Kirkland is becoming a nuisance indeed. At this point, whether he's caught dead or alive, it doesn't matter. Folks just wanna get rid of 'em.", he sighed as he pushed himself off the floor and reached out for Ralph.

"What's that supposed to mean, ey?! I could definitely handle that skunk!", Ralph only yelled more but took the hand offered to him regardless. "If only we could actually locate the bastard...", he muttered.

John only shook his head as he wrapped his arm around the other and guided him off the dock, both still bickering about the wanted captain.

Once the two drunken men were out of sight, the water under the docks was disturbed as a figure with the upper half looking like a human and the lower half looking like a big fishtail, made their way back into the depths of the water. The figure swam deeper and deeper, making its way through the rocks until they reached what looked to be a cave with seaweed draped over the entrance like a curtain. Inside the cave, there was another similar figure lying on a rock covered with more seaweed, seeming to be asleep, until the first figure rushed to them and started shaking their shoulder violently.

"Matt! Oh, my ocean, Matthew, wake up!!", the figure, a merman kept shaking the other sleeping merman until they woke up, flailing their arm.

"What! What!", the other merman, Matthew, asked with worry but then glared once he saw the other, a wide grin on his face. "For fish sake, Alfred.", he muttered as he dragged a hand down his face.

"Matt, you won't believe this!! So, remember that cool pirate captain?! Turns out he's really wanted in that town and they even wanna kill him! I have no idea what he did recently but isn't that cool?!", Alfred rambled enthusiastically while Matthew only sent him a deadpan expression, right about done with his brother's obsession with humans.

"This is about your humans again.", he only said before heaving a sigh once the other nodded. "Al, I couldn't have cared less about what the land dwellers are up and even less about their drama. Please, leave me out of your obsession."

"But Matt! it's been so boring recently and the land dwellers are being funny!", Alfred whined as he flopped over his brother who tried to push him off.

"I don't see what's funny about wanting someone's head because they're being problematic.", Matthew stated and Alfred rolled to look at him properly.

"It's entertaining to see them do their silly fights.", Alfred argued while his brother rolled his eyes and turned his back to him to go back to sleep.

"Their silly fights end with more debris in the water and dead bodies floating around which we have to clean up.", the other argued with a yawn and Alfred pouted.

"You just don't get it, the stories and drama are really entertaining. Besides, brother, it's about Captain Kirkland! The-"

"The coolest and deadliest pirate to ever exist, I get it. You've said that a thousand times before.", his brother cut him off with another yawn. "Look, Al. I'm glad that you're having fun with this and all but I don't appreciate it when you wake me up to tell me this. You should go sleep too.", Matthew added with a final tone before getting comfortable and drifting back to sleep. Alfred stuck his tongue out at the other, although he knew he was already fast asleep, before swimming to another rock on the other side of the cave. Lying down on it and getting into a comfortable position, Alfred sighed as he looked at the cave ceiling with a smile, all that was going through his mind was the Almighty Captain Kirkland. Although the guy was clearly a bad guy, he just sounded so cool. Like how he was able to set a whole nation on its toes and how no one was ever able to catch him. If that isn't cool, Alfred doesn't know what is. He was able to get a glimpse of said pirate once, and admittedly he was caught a little off guard at first. The man was just...small? Well, compared to the guards that were chasing him, he looked smaller but he was so fast and agile, Alfred was impressed. The way he maneuvered between the stalls and crates, the way he was able to effortlessly knock down everyone, and the way he was able to jump and swing from the roofs- it all just had Alfred in awe. The pirate was also quite talented with the sharp things called swords too, and his words! Damn, the witty things that man said just had Alfred gawking with a wide grin. He was obsessed with the captain. He always fantasized about meeting with the guy and it always left him feeling giddy even if he was aware it was practically impossible, but he could still dream. After some while, Alfred started drifting off to sleep with Captain Kirkland swimming around his mind.

Alfred awoke as early as he could, to see if he could catch any new stories about captain Kirkland from the land folks, though unfortunately, his brother caught him before he can leave.

"We need breakfast.", he simply said before tossing a bag made out of seaweed at him.

"But-"

"The land dwellers can wait, Al, they won't vanish.", his brother sighed before swimming off to collect whatever he decided to collect for the day. Alfred pouted and grumbled under his breath before swimming out of the cave. He tried to catch fish for a while before he couldn't help himself anymore.

Casting a glance back and not seeing his brother, Alfred swam towards the town and resurfaced under the dock he usually hides under. He had barely even arrived before he heard a shout combined with people frantically calling out to each other. Curious, the merman made his way from underneath the dock to a rock nearby to get a better view of what was happening and was immediately ecstatic. It was Captain Kirkland! The merman observed with glee as the man ran and avoided the guards, a smirk on his lips as he leaped onto one of the crates, hung onto a rope close by, and swung around to kick one of the guards in the face. He then realized the rope and kicked the other guard in the chest with both his feet. Quickly regaining his momentum, he sprung away towards the shore, where a boat with two other men in it were waiting for him. He had almost made it but another guard was able to tackle him and Alfred gasped as he leaned closer to see better. Alfred had thought that the guards had won but Captain Kirkland elbowed the guard in the face and swiftly pulled out a small shiny thing that looked like a tiny sword and stabbed the guard in the leg, who screamed as they fell back. The pirate pulled the tiny sword out and scrambled to his feet, giving the guard one extra kick in the face for extra measurement before running towards the boat again. This time he was able to hop onto the boat and quickly paddled away from the shore, a victorious grin on the captain's face. Alfred was cheering behind the rock as quietly as he could and felt energetic after witnessing this whole thing. After calming down a bit, he realized it was the perfect chance to see what kind of ship captain Kirkland owns and who is his crew, so without a second thought, Alfred swam after the boat, trying to keep as much distance as he could. It took a while, but after taking some turns behind a couple rocks, there lay Captain Kirkland's ship.

Alfred hid behind one of the many rocks around as he watched the small boat reach the giant ship. The captain was helped up by his crew, throwing the bag he was wearing to one of the men who rushed off somewhere with it. Carefully, Alfred tried to make his way closer to the ship, hoping he can get a better view of its surface.

"Amazing as always, Captain!", Alfred heard one of the crew boys say once he got closer.

"As expected of him!", another man cheered and Alfred heard someone scoffing. Pushing himself up slowly, he was able to see the crew a little better, easily spotting the pirate sitting amidst his crew.

"It was a piece of cake handling those idiots.", the captain spoke and Alfred couldn't help but gasp and feel giddy, it was the first time he heard the captain's voice! It was smooth and had an accent that Alfred was already obsessed with. He leaned forward a bit, wanting to hear the other's voice more clearly.

"Anyway, we should have enough resources to be able to head off, I'm assuming?", Captain Kirkland asked his crew and Alfred only grew more invested. Caught up in his excitement, Alfred misplaced his hand as he tried to push himself further up causing him to slip and fall into the water. He cussed as he heard the frantic footsteps on the ship and quickly hid underneath it, as to not be spotted.

"What was that?!", he heard the captain demand as he hastily neared the edge of the ship.

"Sounded like something fell."

"Do ye see anything?"

"Maybe it was one of the fish jumping around?"

"A fish wouldn't make such a big splash, moron."

Alfred heard all the commotion going on above him as he held his hand over his chest, feeling his heart beating rapidly. Cursing to himself, he tried to swim away quietly, deciding it was about time he heads home anyway before he gets caught. It really was a shame though, he wished he could stay a little longer and listen more to captain Kirkland speaking. The merman swam away, nearing his home, relieved to get away from the commotion he had caused. He however still had a huge grin on his face, until he saw his brother waiting with his arms crossed over his chest. Fish poop, Alfred had completely forgotten about the food.

"Alfred! Where were you? I was so worried!", the other merman swam quickly over to him once he spotted him, worry written over his face.

"Relax, Matt, I'm fine!", he assured and Matthew sighed after giving him a look over. "Gee, what's with you all of the sudden?", Alfred questioned as he swam around the other, spotting a school of fish passing by.

"What's with me? There were a bunch of ships sent out a while ago and I was worried you were going to get caught or something!", his brother explained and the merman was confused.

"They sent out ships? Why?", he questioned and Matthew looked at him funny.

"I thought you were near the town, doing your daily eavesdropping?", Matthew asked, his eyes narrowed at the other. "If you weren't there and you weren't collecting food, Where were you?", his brother demanded and Alfred spluttered a little. He knew getting too close to pirate ships was a big no-no and they were taught from a young age that any merfolk that dares get close is basically asking to be killed and if Matthew finds out, he's going to get in big trouble with their father.

"Oh, um...I saw, uh...I saw things floating?", he tried to come up with anything but he could tell from his brother's expression he wasn't buying it. "...I was just swimming around...", he finally mumbled but Matthew only narrowed his eyes more.

"Alfred.", he called, his calm voice sending chills down Alfred's spine, remembering the same lecturing tone from his mother. "You weren't doing anything you aren't supposed to do, were you?", Matthew asked and Alfred gulped.

"What? What makes you think that? I'm a good merboy!", he laughs nervously and Matthew raises a brow at him.

"Your gills are quivering.", Matthew simply stated and Alfred knew he was caught but tried to laugh it off.

"Nah, they're not. It's just...um...", he trailed off, knowing that whatever excuse he comes up with won't save him. "I saw the captain...", he finally sighed, not looking at his brother.

"Saw him? Where?", his brother's tone was getting firmer and Alfred really hated how it made him feel like a child.

"Um...don't tell father, but I may or may not have found his ship...", Alfred finally admitted and Matthew's eyes widened.

"You didn't get close, did you?!", his brother immediately asked.

"What! Pffft, of course not. We aren't supposed to do that, remember?", Alfred lied, desperately trying to calm his gills down before they gave him away again. Matthew narrowed his eyes again and Alfred could have sworn he was looking into his soul but after an agonizingly long minute, his brother closed his eyes and sighed.

"Look, Al. I trust you have enough common sense to know what's right and what's wrong so I'll assume you're telling the truth. I won't tell father about your little hobby- yet. If you do something dumb that puts you in danger then I'll have to take it to our parents.", Matthew warned with a soft but firm tone and Alfred only nodded. He knew his brother was only looking out for him so there was no point in arguing. Alfred went back to catching more fish for them while Matthew left to deliver the things he has collected to their parents.

*****

A couple days had passed since the last event, Alfred still went to the town to hear more stories about Captain Kirkland and often watched his ship, this time keeping an appropriate distance between himself and said ship. Captain Kirkland was still causing trouble wherever he went and Alfred would always watch with awe how he was able to win every time. However, one day, Alfred was awoken before the sun had risen by the sound of bombing and the water vibrating around him. Startled, Alfred looks over to his brother's side, who was also awoken. Before either of them was able to register what was happening, a mermaid from their school rushed into their cave.

"The stupid land dwellers are having another ships war. Everyone is advised to stay in their cave until they're done so no one gets hurt.", the mermaid delivered the message and left quickly. Alfred and Matthew looked over at each other and Matthew had an expression that clearly said "don't do something stupid" before lying on his side and trying to go back to sleep. Alfred didn't say anything but kept watching his brother for a moment before quietly and swiftly making his way out of the cave. If there was a ship war, then Captain Kirkland had to be involved, right? This was Alfred's chance to actually see the Captain in action and he wasn't going to miss it.

Making his way to the surface, Alfred tried to locate the safest but closest spot to be able to watch the breakdown. resurfacing behind a rock, Alfred saw Captain Kirkland's ship surrounded by two other ships and their canons were firing at each other. one of the ships was close to the pirate's ship, so the crew of the other ship was flooding Kirkland's ship. Alfred couldn't see exactly what was happening but he was so excited to watch the whole thing go down. Looking a little closer, Alfred was finally able to locate captain Kirkland, swinging from the ropes on his ship and knocking his enemies out. At some point, the pirate was cornered by three of his enemies and Alfred was clenching the moss of the rock he was watching from behind. Was that it? Have they got him? Will he be able to run away? So many questions ran through Alfred's mind as he watched with wide eyes and a wide grin on his face. Before one of the men surrounding the captain could strike with his sword, Kirkland ducked down and did a wild spin, knocking two of the men with his leg, one of them was able to jump away. The third man brought down his sword but the pirate met it with his sword, both clashing harshly with each other. The pirate was able to evade the other's strike but before anything else happens, a big boom echoed as one of the rivaling ships launched a big canon that hit the base of the pirate's ship. Alfred couldn't see anyone's expression but the pirate was turning around wildly as the three men surrounding him ran off to get back to their ships. Alfred saw the bodies that fell dead in the water and the canon balls tearing through the woods of the pirate's ship and he couldn't help but feel excited. This, by far, was the most exciting fight he had witnessed. Amid the panic, another big boom echoed and the pirate's ship started completely falling apart, Kirkland lost his balance and was flung into the sea.

Alfred gasped and his eyes widened before he quickly dived back into the water, immediately locating the pirate. Alfred was ecstatic. This was his chance to see Captain Kirkland up close! The merman swam a little closer, still trying to be as cautious as he could. He couldn't wait to see the other as he swam to safety, except the closer the merman got, he realized the pirate wasn't moving, and the more Alfred looked, the more it looked like the pirate was sinking. Huh, that's weird, was what the merman thought before it hit him. The pirate was unconscious, he was drowning. Panicking, the merman swam quickly towards the unconscious pirate, easily catching him and swimming to the surface. Once he was up, the merman realized he really didn't know what to do. There was an unconscious human in his arms and he couldn't take him back to town since he was wanted dead and Alfred had no idea how he was supposed to help a human. With no other idea in mind, Alfred decided to take the pirate to an island close by he suddenly remembered.

Swimming with an unconscious body in hand was harder than Alfred had imagined but after a while, he was able to get the other to safety. Gently, he laid the pirate on the shore and quickly back into the sea, hiding behind a rock as he proceeded to lose his mind. He saved him! He saved The Captain Kirkland! Alfred was so excited, he didn't know what to do with himself. Finally, he was able to gather his bearings somewhat. The merman gingerly peeked out from behind the rock to find the pirate was still unconscious. Hiding again behind the rock, Alfred took a deep breath as he thought about what he was going to do next. He knew humans needed food, probably some water and after such a fight, the pirate definitely needed to rest. Alfred took another deep breath before he peeked again at the pirate, the sun at this point had started rising and as the sun rays fell on the unconscious form of the pirate, Alfred realized he didn't get to properly observe the pirate earlier, too preoccupied with saving him. With that in mind, the merman swam out from behind the rock and neared the shore. Alfred never liked being onshore because it made his muscles feel strained but he pushed himself and crawled a little on the sand to get a better view of the other and Alfred felt his breath stutter. The man was quite beautiful, kind of like the coral reefs he used to swim between as a child beautiful. The first thing Alfred noticed was the big eyebrows and weird dots decorating the man's face, which he thought was some kind of dirt so he tried to wipe it away but couldn't, he then noticed the other's skin was somewhat soft, his blonde hair glistering in the sun rays. Alfred ran his finger's through the other's hair and was fascinated by its softness until his fingers reached the man's forehead and noticed what looked like a scar. He ran his fingers over it and slowly lowered his hand to touch the other's cheeks again. He neared his finger's near the other's nose, and felt him breathing softly in and out, he then caressed the man's lips, which were sort of chapped compared to his but the merman was fascinated regardless. Alfred hadn't realized how distracted by the pirate he was until the other suddenly frowned and started coughing out water. Startled the merman scrambled back quickly but hadn't jumped back into the sea yet. He saw the other's eyes slowly flutter open, still unfocused but Alfred couldn't help but near again, captivated by the color of his eyes, a shade of green he had never seen, so beautiful like the jewelry he saw in the sunken ships, framed by long eyelashes. The other looked at him into his eyes for a moment before his eyes fluttered shut again. Alfred blinked rapidly as he realized the other had passed out again but still didn't look away from the pirate. After a while, Alfred decided he should go catch some fish for the man and hopefully try to sort out his thoughts.

By the time Alfred returned to the small island, the sun was almost in the middle of the sky but the pirate was still unconscious. Alfred neared and dumped the fish he had caught by the man's side, he then proceeded to watch the other again. Even as Alfred was catching the fish, all he could think about was the captain, especially his green eyes. Alfred reached out his hand and gently ran his thumb over the other's closed eyes. The merman never thought something could captivate him so much as this pirate had him. Alfred leaned in closer to the other's face but quickly jerked away when he realized the other was slowly gaining consciousness. The pirate started coughing violently and Alfred immediately dove back into the water and observed the other from behind a rock. The captain slowly pushed himself off the sand to sit up and looked around, squinting his eyes, not used to the bright sun yet. He then looked out into the sea, an unreadable expression on his face, before he grabbed his hair and pulled at it, seemingly frustrated with something. Alfred wanted to get closer but knew better. He was going to have to keep the distance. For now, anyway.

The pirate then suddenly froze, as though he just remembered something. He blinked twice, before looking frantically around himself as if searching for someone. Alfred was confused but then it dawned on him. The other had seen him. Well, more like his face but still. The merman bit his lip as he slowly lowered himself in the water, trying not to get the other's attention. Not seeing anyone around, the pirate calmed down for a moment but when he lowered his eyes, he finally noticed the pile of fish next to him. He stared at it, not sure where it came from before he reached out and grabbed one of the fishes. It was fresh, the pirate seemed to note. He slowly put the fish down before getting to his feet, and immediately grabbed a dagger out of his belt.

"Show yourself!", the pirate yelled, his voice cracking a little at the end and he coughed again. Alfred felt his heart do the same funny thing it did when he heard his voice for the first time, and the merman was tempted to get closer again, and he would have. Had the other not have an object that could kill him.

"I know you're somewhere here! Who else would pile fresh fish like this?", the pirate yelled again and Alfred decided it was about time he went back to his den. Maybe the pirate will relax eventually and Matthew is probably looking around for him anyway. Quietly, Alfred dove back into the water and swam away. He could come back later to check in on the pirate, who probably was still panicking. He couldn't really blame him, with a whole Nation on his back, of course, he would be on defense. He just hoped the pirate wouldn't get too far from the shore or that anyone finds him meanwhile.

*****

To say his brother was pissed is an understatement. He got so mad it hurt.

"You're lucky our parents aren't here today.", he recalled the other vaguely threatening him and Alfred was upset at first but he understood why his brother would be so worried. With the whole ship war thing that just took place, most merfolks would be on edge as they could get hurt if not careful enough, and although Alfred really didn't like lying to his brother, telling him he saved a pirate would probably be the worst idea ever so he had to keep that to himself.

After begrudgingly finishing his chores, Alfred managed to sneak away from the den and made his way to the small island he left the captain on. The sun had already set and most of his kin would be asleep soon anyway, so no one should notice his second disappearance.

Finally reaching his destination, Alfred slowly resurfaced behind the same rock he hid behind earlier that day. He peaked from around the rock and was relieved to find the pirate hadn't left the shore, but there were some adjustments done. Alfred noticed the other had somehow managed to start a fire, the pirate's coat and shirt were lying close by, probably to dry out. The pirate himself was sitting in front of the fire but wasn't entirely shirtless as Alfred had expected. The other had what looked like bandages wrapped tightly around his chest and Alfred wondered if it was because the other was hurt during the fight. On the other hand, the merman was delighted to see that the pirate was in fact eating one of the fishes he had caught for him this morning and felt pride swell up in his chest, his tail swishing with excitement in the water. Since it was dark already, Alfred slowly lifted himself behind the rock and crossed his arms on top of it, resting his head on them as he watched the other eat. Some time passed like this, when the pirate finally finished his food and leaned back against the rock behind him, his eyes closed.

Back then, when Alfred had heard about the tales of the pirate for the first time, he was purely curious about him and wanted to watch him in action. Now, However, It's as if that one close look Alfred got of the pirate had stirred different emotions within him, emotions he couldn't entirely explain but it left him feeling warm and giddy. As if locked in a trance, Alfred slowly left the rock he was hiding behind and approached the beach as quietly as he could. The pirate still had his eyes closed, so the other found it easy to sneak behind another much closer rock. The merman then pushed himself up on the rock to get a better view of the other. Alfred watched for a moment before an idea started to form in his head and he probably should have weighed the pros and cons of it, but being as reckless as ever, he didn't. He grabbed some of the seaweed clinging to the rock he was hiding behind and quickly threw it at the other before dunking as fast as he could behind the rock again, peeking a little. The pirate was startled when the seaweed hit his face, quickly sitting up and looking at it with pure confusion before looking around. Alfred knew it was a little unfair to play with the exhausted pirate like that, but he was still a merman, and teasing the land-dwellers was basically in their genes, and so, Alfred was stifling a snicker as he watched the other turn around himself with confusion.

"Bloody hell! Where are you? That seaweed didn't just throw itself at me, you wanker, so show yourself!", The pirate yelled with frustration and Alfred had to lower back into the water, so the other doesn't hear his snickering. Forcing himself to calm down, the merman resurfaced again and watched the other's frown deepen as he didn't seem to find the culprit. Toying with the idea a little, Alfred just decided to throw caution into the wind and just do it. If things go sideways, he could just swim away. So taking in a deep breath, Alfred made sure he was still well-hidden before carrying out his little plane.

"I would like to show myself, but with that dagger in your hand, I don't think I will.", Alfred said and the pirate stilled and turned to the location of the voice but wasn't able to make out exactly where it was coming from.

"I'm not putting the dagger away, you could be here to kill me for all I know.", the pirate replied sternly, still glancing around and Alfred couldn't help but snicker again but quietly.

"Don't worry, I'm not even a pirate. Actually, I'm the one who saved you from drowning and brought you here.", Alfred confessed, still hiding behind his rock but he saw the pirate freeze as he glanced out at the water.

"You...saved me? Wait. Were you- Are you the man with the blue eyes?", the pirate asked, still hesitant to put away his dagger, if anything, his grip on it seemed to tighten.

"Yes...", The merman simply replied and the pirate's grip loosened a little.

"Who are you? and where on earth are you?", the pirate demanded with a frown and although his grip was loose, the dagger was still out regardless.

"Put your dagger away, and I'll show myself.", Alfred asked again, feeling nervous as the reality of what he has done finally settled in but he couldn't back away now. The pirate still looked hesitant and Alfred almost thought the other wasn't going to do it but eventually, the other gave in with a sigh before tucking his dagger away back in his belt, securing it as well and Alfred felt a little relieved.

"Alright, the dagger is out of the way. Now, do your part.", the pirate demanded again, still frowning. Alfred took in a deep readying breath before finally, slowly leaving the rock and swimming closer to the shore so the other could see him. He only revealed his top half though, unsure if it was safe enough to let the other see the rest of him. The pirate stared at the body emerging from the water, his eyes widening a little.

"My name is Alfred. Nice to meet you.", The merman introduced himself with a friendly smile to let the other know he was no harm. The pirate stared at him for a moment, still not trusting the other.

"Alfred.", The pirate repeated the name slowly and Alfred felt his gills shiver. "Alright. Why are you hiding in the water?", the pirate asked and Alfred cursed himself, not having thought this through.

"Oh, I-uh... I was just swimming...", Alfred lied, knowing full well it was probably obvious. As expected, the pirate raised a questioning brow at him and Alfred gulped.

"At night?", the other asked and the merman laughed awkwardly, not sure how to defend himself. The pirate's gaze was still fixed on the merman, trying to make out his features as much as he could in the dim light the fire provided. Suddenly, the pirate froze and his eyes widened again.

"You-Are those gills?!", he wondered, and Alfred swore as he quickly tried to cover them but realized it would be a futile attempt since his body had scales scattered around it anyway and some parts of his skin were tinted a bluish color similar to his tail. The pirate gawked as he seemed to notice the rest of his features before gasping and suddenly stumbling back.

"You are a merman!", the pirate exclaimed once the realization dawned on him and Alfred cursed out loud this time as he was indeed exposed. The pirate quickly reached for his dagger, pulling it out and the merman immediately backed into the water a little, his hands held up.

[To be continued]

#dun dun duuuuun #but oh snap our homeboy was exposed lol #God when i tell you this one drained me #If you found any mistakes it's because by the time I finished writing I was too tired to proofread anything #sorry about that #also turns out the 1700s English accent is basically the now American accent (not the modernized version obviously) #I stayed up all night to finish this #it's almost 10 am actually #Anyway #thank you again us-ugay for blessing us with this au <3 #see yall in part two ig #hetalia #usuk #hws england #hws america #fanfiction #sina.writing #arthur kirkland #alfred f jones

[atsubaka]

Hiiii! I have a request for the hq boys, basically it’s of a TikTok prank where you pretend they’ve got germs and you keep wiping your lips after he kisses you or when they offer you a drink you wipe the bottle of straw or something first (preferably for Sakusa, Atsumu and Tsukishima) thaaaanks

Wiping off their kiss

w timeskip! Sakusa, timeskip! Atsumu, and Tsukishima

A/N : u chose the saltiest, most dramatic boys for this scenario 🥲

Warnings: very offended bfs‼️, tsumu being dramatic as heck, tsukishima went swimming in the dead sea and came out ✨levitating✨ & clingy sakusa 🥺🥺

Atsumu

everyone knows how much of a simp atsumu is for u

u know those overly affectionate couples who are all over each other in public?

ya, that's u two 🥰

which basically makes him the PERFECT target

last night osamu sent u this tiktok to try on tsumu

it involves wiping off his kisses

and u agreed almost too quickly

u were always an accomplice when it comes to pranking your boyfriend ✋

LOYALTY WENT OUT THE WINDOW

if u get to video his reaction and post it online

osamu will give u guys free onigiri for a week

bonus: he'll throw in free dessert if u can do it infront of other people

and who were u to deny free food? 😃

so anyway... u let bokuto in on ur plan so he could video atsumu's reaction while they were on break

atsumu's starting to get sus 👀

bc you rarely come to his practices

and suddenly ur tagging along ...??

hmm mkay 🤷‍♀️

Was it bc he styled his hair differently this morning?

atsumu went w that

you suppressed a grin when the setter jogged towards u and leaned down to give u a quick peck on the lips

as planned, u wiped ur lips w the sleeve of ur hoodie

he didn't notice the first time

"my sets are in good condition today! must be cuz yer here babe," he smirked, not the least bit suspicious

"you're amazing tsum," you smiled sweetly, and the setter swore his heart skipped a beat

"i always play better when yer watching, ya know?"

You smiled teasingly and pinched his cheek

"i know"

wrapping his arms around your waist he lifted u up from ur sitting position and rested his hands on ur hips

ur arms automatically wound themselves around his neck as he leaned down and gave u a longer kiss than the previous one

needy tsumu is a perfect victim

"angel," he frowned when u pulled away too quickly for his liking

the setter was about to smother u in more kisses until u did smth that made him freeze

u took out your handkerchief and dabbed on ur lips

atsumu's like 🤨

he thought it was weird but shrugged it off like the idiot he is

but after kissing u again you adamantly wiped ur lips w ur sleeve

the setter went from 😮 to 🤯 real quick

"y/n?"

"hmm"

"yer not mad, are you?"

"of course not, tsum."

atsumu started panicking agressively

he learned from the years he's been w u that when girls say they aren't upset, they acc are

"uh, so - ... what did I do?"

"nothing, babe ☺️"

atsumu was definite he did smth wrong

he just didn't know what

"o-okay, u know I love you, right?"

u stifled ur laughter when he started stuttering, but u forced yourself to remain poised

he'll definitely whine abt this later and guilt trip u, but u didn't feel the least bit ashamed

ur bf will be thanking you when he's stuffing his face w fatty tuna at osamu's later

hesitantly, he landed a peck on ur cheek

instinctively u rubbed the spot he kissed with ur shoulder

atsumu's breath hitched-

he kissed u again, this time on ur nose

another wipe

then another kiss

wipe

x 100000 kisses later

wipe 💅

*sigh* if u get a dime for every kiss he gave u, you'd be on a yacht rn ✋

atsumu couldn't take this negelct any further

homeboy snapped 💔

"Y/N! IF YER MAD, JUST SAY SO!"

"i'm not mad-"

"YES U ARE! JUST TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG."

why's he's so hysterical 😭😭

"tsum, calm do-"

"I AM CALM."

his face = 😡

everyone watching = 😶

might as well tell him now before he becomes even more insufferable :(

"gee, it was just a prank. no need to be so dramatic," you rolled your eyes.

"HUH?" ☹️

"say hi to osamu baby!"

and surely, bokuto was right there videoing the whole ordeal

hinata was on the floor crying while sakusa was sporting the biggest grin anyone's ever seen on him

the setter blanched

he felt betrayed 🙃

after the incident, atsumu ignored u no matter how many times u apologized

he made it really obvious that he was still upset about what happened by scoffing whenever you'd show him affection

but after stopping by osamu's and raiding his shop, u managed to get him to forgive u by being extra clingy and spoiling him w kisses <3

Tsukishima

unlike atsumu, tsukishima knew right away this was a prank

yams found out abt the tiktok hinata and kags sent u to try on ur bf, so being the loyal friend he is, yams told tsukki ✋

yamaguchi u snitch smh

but if u wanna try messing w him, two can play at that game 😌

"hey babe," u innocently smiled at him w that cheeky look on ur face that tsukishima knew all too well

he knows ur expecting a kiss, so he did the exact opposite

he ain't initiating no affection 🥱

when ur boyfriend didn't give u ur usual kiss u were like ☹️

on the outside tsukishima had his usual poker face on, but inside - he was eating this all up

how the odds stacked against u 😭😭

"w-what's up?"

"oh nothing."

u chuckled awkwardly

after that tense exchange, everything seemed to go back to normal

the banter, snarky comments, teasing and etc. were all there-

except for the fact that not ONCE had your boyfriend tried kissing u

u abandoned ur plan of pranking him ages ago when he acted all weird

but ur still unsure of what to make of this situation

"hey, tsukki."

you poked his cheek

dude didn't even look up from the homework he was working on 🥲

you sighed

"what?"

side eyeing u, the blonde almost let out a snort at the face ur making

the thought of taking this "prank" too far occured to him, but he was having too much fun getting under ur skin

he's so mean asklajslsklsf

"oh screw it." you murmured

leaning over, u closed the gap between u and kissed him

you could feel him SMIRK against ur lips

when u pulled away, he was looking at u with such a haughty expression that made u narrow ur eyes

but then he did something that had made your jaw drop

HE FRICKING WIPED HIS LIPS W HIS SLEEVE

Um- what just happened?? 😀😀😀

your boyfriend stared at u innocently while u were processing what happened

He be "🙂" while u were like "🤡"

"y/n, ur breath stinks."

man said it w such a straight face i- 💀💀

u were fuming

THE AUDACITY- !!! 😡😡

tsukishima couldn't hold it in anymore

he took out the phone he used to secretly record ur reaction and mockingly held it over ur face

"u knew all this time," u glowered at your boyfriend

"i haven't the slightest idea what you're going on about, y/n."

you scoffed

tsukki was literally ✨ levitating✨

"hmph"

crossing your arms, u turned your body away from him and faced the other way

feeling petty and low-key embarrassed

a second later, u heard a notification come from your phone

frowning at the device, u cast tsukishima a deathly glare

he tagged u on tiktok w the prank u were supposed to do on him

"tell me your girlfriend is stupid, w/o telling me your girlfriend is stupid."

and it was trending ‼️

your eye twitched

"yamaguchi, that traitor," you gritted your teeth

somewhere out there, the green haired gremlin sneezed

feeling satisfied w himself, tsukishima sighed and flicked your forehead

"u should've seen the look on your face, y/n. it looked like someone was about to cry," he teased.

although, this time he subtly pulled u closer to his body

u attempted to shove him off, but the stupid bimbo was being persistent

"if it makes u feel any better, I did feel a little bit bad."

he said in a-not-so-apologetic-voice

"yeah?" you sneered

"good for you, now we know that u actually have a conscious that actually does it's job," you chuckled sarcastically.

silence

you waited for him to jab back and insult u, but it never came

...

"you aren't actually upset about this, are you?"

the blonde spun u around to face him while u avoided eye contact

"well, telling the entire human race that I have bad breath definitely didn't lower my self-esteem."

"not like u had any to begin with."

u were THIS 🤏 close to murdering your boyfriend

"well, i am sooooo sorrryyyy oh-great-and-mighty-tsukishima-sama, not everyone can be as perfect and capable as you. especially not ME, a measly peasant who has catastrophic breath." you spat, huffing aggressively after finishing all that in one breath.

"no need to be so salty," he muttered

"insensitive and a hypocrite," you added.

tsukishima rolled his eyes

"ironic, because last time I checked, you were the one who was planning on making a fool out of me."

touché beanpolé, touché ... ✋

"but i'll forgive you," he sighed aghast

as if u were the one at fault here 🙄🙄

"let's screw homework and just watch that stupid movie u wanted to see."

"BIG HERO 6 ISN'T STUPID!"

he flicked your forehead and u pouted

glancing down at your lips, your boyfriend leaned down to give u a kiss

u averted your eyes, but made no indication of move away

but when u looked up again, u just about caught him wiping his lips again teasingly

y/n.exe//http has stopped working

Sakusa

contrary to popular belief, your boyfriend is actually very clingy

he won't do much in public except for the typical hand holding

but behind closed doors, he loves cuddling w you and getting pampered

a literal attention seeker smh 😔✋

u weren't cruel enough to do this prank on him in public, so u patiently waited for kiyoomi to return home from practice

today's been an especially rough day for sakusa, and he couldn't wait to just gather u in his arms and bask in the attention you'd give him

after all, u always were extra caring when it came to him :(

the door creaked open, alerting you of your boyfriend's arrival

"y/n! i'm home!"

you pretended not to hear him just to see his reaction

he shuffled awkwardly and frowned at your lack of reply

"Y/NNNN!!!"

pls go to him before he wakes up your neighbours 😭😭

you always greet him by the doorway when he comes home, and boy was upset u weren't there 💔

u forced down a giggle and went to assist your high maintenance boyfriend

this man literally refused to move from where he's standing, w his arms crossed over his chest and an annoyed scowl on his face until u came to attend to him

talk about spoiled smh 🙄

"omi, ur back!"

u cupped his cheeks and squished them together before he leaned his head on top of your shoulder

"why weren't u here when I came home," he muttered but wrapped his arms around your waist to pull u closer

"it was only for a few seconds, i was just preparing dinner."

sakusa took one of your hands and guided it to his head

getting the message, u began stroking his hair and playing w his curls

after a few minutes of bliss for sakusa, u gently nudged him

"omi, u should shower first."

hesitantly, he pulled away but not before placing a gently peck on your nose

scrunching your nose, u tried to smoothly rub the spot he kissed with your fist

boy narrowed his eyes and slapped your hand away from ur face 💀

"what are you doing?"

u smiled, and played the oblivious card

"my nose is itchy."

his gaze was unrelenting

after a while of assessing u, he leaned down to give your forehead a long kiss

this time, he caught your hand before it could even reach your face

his face = 😡

your face = 🥲

bby's really upset w you </3

"i'll shower later."

your eyes widened when be carried you and flopped the two of u down on the couch

his body was entangled w yours as he latched onto like a koala

"you always shower when u get home," u stated, confused.

maybe even bewildered, bc HELLO? your boyfriend always showers whenever he comes home

even if he already showered at the gym

it's like second nature to him

"why are u wiping my kisses away?"

you shifted in a more comfortable position w your boyfriend buried in your chest while you spoon him

u secretly UWU when he looked up at you w glassy eyes :(

"what do you mean?"

he held you tighter and you wondered if u were taking this prank a lite too far

"y/n, do u not like my kisses?" he mumbled against your collarbone and your heart sank at the dejection in his voice

"oh no, baby of course i love your kisses."

to support ur point, u peppered his face w sweet kisses

give an extra long one on each of his moles

exhausted kiyoomi = sensitive sad boy hours 🥺

he scoffed lightly, but snuggled closer to u anyway

"why'd u rub the parts I kissed earlier then."

u decided to just tell him to get it over w

"it was just a prank omi," u twirled a strand of curly hair on your finger while your boyfriend mulled this over

"it was that disgusting twerp, miya," he spat and you nodded.

"that's your guy, baby."

RIP ATSUMU 💀💀💀 u just used him as a scapegoat

"i've always liked the other one better..."

"me too," u agreed.

M E A N W H I L E

the miya twins both sneezed at that exact moment 🤧

naturally, your boyfriend didn't let go of u the entire night, so u were forced to sleep on the couch and suffer back pain tomorrow morning 😔

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[bumblesimagines]

“i didn’t know where else to go” , “just...be honest with me, do you hate me?” with Kise

"I didn't know where else to go."

"Just... be honest with me, do you hate me?"

You listened to the knocking on your door, hoping the person would get the hint and leave. If it was important, they could always call you. But it seemed like this person wasn't going away anytime soon. Whoever it was seemed committed considering it was pouring outside.

"Jesus.." You whispered, rolling over and rubbing your eyes before looking at the clock.

3:00 AM

"I swear to god, if this isn't an emergency.." You grumbled, standing up and turning on the lights. The knocking ceased for a moment and you hoped that it was some kid trying to be funny but it quickly started up again.

With a loud groan, you headed towards the front door, throwing it open. You expected to see a drunk friend in need of a place to crash or someone who needed help but instead you stared at the face of your ex.

"Finally!" Kiara huffed, rubbing her arms as she entered your house. Your parents were away on a business trip so nobody would care about her late night- or rather early morning- disruption apart from you.

"What are you doing here?" You asked, rolling your eyes when she invited herself in. Typical Kiara.

"My parents kicked me out."

"About time." You shut the door, locking it and facing her with crossed arms. Kiara scoffed at your response, setting her bag down.

"Can I stay here? I didn't know where else to go." Kiara shrugged lightly.

"Why not go to your 'boys'. I'm sure they'd be happy to help."

"JJ's crashing at John B's and as much as I love JJ, living with him seems like a nightmare." Kiara explained.

"And Heyward?"

"I don't want to bother his parents."

"Oh, so bothering me is fine but God forbid you have to spend more than a day with your homeboy just because you don't want to bother Einstein." You scoffed, shaking your head.

"You don't have to give me attitude, (Y/N)." Kiara frowned, walking towards the closet where towels were stored.

"You're real bold walking in here like we're besties, Kiara. Did you forget? You ditched me for the Pogues. Ghosted me just like Sarah did to you."

"You ditched me for Sarah!"

"No, I didn't, Kiara! Sarah and I have been friends since diapers! She trusts me and knows me. If we hadn't known each other that long I would've been dumped too. Sarah is complicated but she's like a sister to me and I'm not gonna stop talking to her cause you two aren't on good terms." You huffed.

Kiara stayed silent for a moment, drying her hair. "We're friends now."

"Why are you still mad?"

"Cause I felt betrayed!"

"You threw a tantrum, wouldn't hear me out, and ghosted me to be with the Pogue boys. Fuck, you're such a hypocrite." You snapped, staring at her. The fiery glint in her dark eyes slowly went away, frown deepening as she looked away.

"Be honest with me, do you hate me?" Kiara asked softly, holding the towel close to her chest. You sighed, rubbing your forehead. You took a deep breath.

"Hate is a strong word but I don't love you either."

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[in-tua-deep]

Are you into my hero academia? What about an AU or crossover with tua?

UHHHH I am technically, like, peripherally? I watched some seasons of the show like two or three years ago and since then have simply absorbed all content through osmosis, reading fanfiction that has canon events, and my sister telling me about the arcs of her fav characters lmao

so a crossover hmmm

First of all you'd have to like, establish whether bnha is an alternate universe or just The Future If No Apocalypse with quirks being traced back to the descendants of the kids born without mothers

So let's say it's that - the glowing baby was the "first quirk" but the truth is people had powers before that. But - well, the Umbrella Academy was obviously a marketing gimmick to those in the future! There were even comics based on them

In the future, you might find some of those comics in museum exhibits dedicated to depictions of powers in the pre-quirk era, but they're just fun depictions and much less popular than, oh, DC or MCU comics which are also in the exhibits!

End of s2 doesn't happen I guess in this au?? No sparrow academy at least lmao. So, the Umbrella Academy stop the apocalypse (again) and the Commission threat is? Neutralized? Whatever. They decide to jump back to the future

Five warns them that time travel is a crapshoot, that he has no fucking idea when they'll land beyond some nebulous "future" because Five can at least control the direction if not exactly how long

Also, Five is like. Super tired. Incredibly tired. Homeboy still has a healing gut wound, time traveled twice, has been jumping all over the place, gotten even more injured, experienced paradox psychosis, and managed to undo time all in the space of like, two weeks. There actually more than that but we don't have time to get into how fucking tired Five is from his ~Month of Hell

Like genuinely this is like putting someone almost delirious from lack of sleep in the driver's seat of a car and expecting to get to your destination in one piece

But hey, the siblings are like "do it uwu" and Five has sacrificed everything for them already so why not get behind the wheel again

So Five jumps them, and of course something goes wrong because Five has pushed his powers like a great big rubber band and honestly it was only a matter of time before he lost his grip and it snapped back to hit him

So here be the umbrella academy: spilled out into the future like a cup of bad coffee.

Five probably isn't in too good of shape tbh, like they're hundreds of years in the future (but hey at least confirmation of no apocalypse am I right) in a world full of superpowers and Five is like. bleeding from his ears and nose probably idk

Let's handwave a little bit - Reginald made them all polyglots so the squad all speak varying levels of Japanese. Allison is the best at it, Five is second best but tends to use more archaic words bc he had missions in Japan back when he was with the commission, and Klaus is third best.

(Ben is the worst bc he decided when he was 16-and-dead that he didn't have to do anything regarding lessons and maintenance and hasn't given a shit since - but also he's dead so)

So you have a bunch of weird adults with a bleeding child in like, an alley who have appeared from nowhere

so of course heroes get involved

Anyway, the squad get taken in and Five is conscious but like, barely? And he's not going to let himself get separated from his siblings again fuck-you-officer and there is a lot of confusion

anyway detective tsukauchi ends up getting involved and ends up having to hear this batshit story and be like "...truth." which sends all kinds of people scrambling because fucking time travel? Like yeah, it's been theorized to be a possible quirk but there's no recorded cases of any sort of time travel that is for more than 24 hours let alone hundreds of years

"I'm an adult." Five says sourly, "I just happened to be returned to my 13 year old body when I time traveled one time."

"True." Tsukauchi says, feeling his soul leave his body, but like. absently. the way he does when he's called in at 2am after getting off of work at midnight.

"I'm 58." Five says.

"Lie." Tsukauchi says, because this is a headcanon hill I will die on.

"I'm probably 58, but it was hard to keep track. I'm at least 50." Five corrects.

"True." Tsukauchi sighs like these six (seven? they keep referring to another sibling and Klaus said 'ghost' like that was fine and it registered as true and Tsukauchi is not nearly paid enough for this) are not giving him a migraine by just existing

on the bright side there's like, probably protocols in place for individuals who are Legally Chronologically Adults but thanks to quirks are Not Physically Or Not Mentally Adults with tests to determine if the individual needs a guardian or not

though i'm gonna be honest idk if Five would pass the test bc he literally cannot take care of himself at all, has never paid taxes or understands how to exist legally, and also his emotional maturity is stunted as all hell. also like. we don't actually know how much being in his thirteen-year-old body affects his mental state but yeAH Five is vibing

anyway Tsukauchi probably phones a friend on this bullshit because Time Travel Child alone is probably enough for the Hero Commission to be like "find a way to control and use it or nuke it from orbit" and that's not even touching whatever the fuck Klaus is doing (shit gets real once 'dead men tell no tales' stops being true) let ALONE Allison's whole deal

on the bright side like, at least Vanya isn't getting side-eyed that much bc Big Destructive Quirks aren't exactly unknown? if vanya wanted to i guess quirk suppressors exist for that until extensive training on how to control a super powerful quirk happens

Tsukauchi in the group chat: Aizawa please I am literally begging you to take this bullshit on

Aizawa: in this economy? with my class?

RatGod: lol we'll take them ;3c

Aizawa: no

Anyway they probably end up having to live at UA while Five insists on trying to get them home still and everyone else is like "oh hey we used to be child soldiers as well! (:" and Aizawa is like "i hate everything about this and everything about all of you but also like nedzu is making me interact with you so :/"

nedzu is out here vibing like "lol i just don't want the hero commission to get their little paws on these time traveling fuckers, i think you should make then teaching assistants or something"

honestly the siblings are probably like. figuring out how to function in the bnha universe and getting like, legally registered and stuff while Five ferally refuses bc that's like saying he's giving up on getting them home and he can do this

Recovery girl tries to heal him a little when he arrives and he passes out for two weeks like, immediately bc homeboy is running on fumes and spite at this point

also i think on principle it would be REALLY FUNNY if the squad got to tag along with the class bc like. Five is thirteen and the class are all 15. this does not sound like a large age gap. anyone who has interacted with teenagers know that the class would squint at Five and be like "who is this sassy lost middle schooler."

I feel like when I was a sophomore we were still like "freshman... babie" even though we were literally only one year older.

i think the difference between the umbrella academy and school kids would be pretty funny like. objectively the bnha kids are lowkey child soldiers?? like they're 15 and fighting villains but like, there's all this red tape and laws and stuff but,,, deku still be breaking his limbs in a child fighting ring against equally superpowered children for like. entertainment and sponsorships sooo

but also like Five would be like "oh cool when is the experimentation class"

"the what"

"you know, when your powers are pushed real hard by putting you in different terrible situations while your dad and sibling stand by with clipboards writing down the exact voltage it takes before you can't use your powers anymore when being electrocuted"

"hound dog's office is right there. therapy is available to you at any time. i need you to know this."

all might calls Luther "my boy" like one (1) time and Luther just breaks down crying probably because he is starved for positive attention

klaus and midnight get along like a literal house on fire, aizawa tried his best to keep them apart for as long as possible but god damn

(klaus: your name is shimura nana??

all might: immediately dies choking on blood)

i feel it absolutely necessary to point out that aizawa, present mic, and midnight are all like, 30? and the umbrella academy are all between 29-early 30s? they are PEERS but like. the umbrella academy are more chaotic due to childhood trauma

the umbrella academy probably get offered to like. also train to be heroes. i mean,, there HAS to be some sort of track for people who change careers right?? you don't have to cement your future as a hero when you're 15 i'm sure there must be something and the squad already have experience if they want to go be legal heroes

diego probably does at least?? diego just vibes honestly. diego gets momo to make knives during a team exercise and they just go feral on everyone else and it ends with diego highfiving momo and someone getting way to close to being stabbed for comfort

Five might just be. legally enrolled as an Actual Student? But also i think it's funny to picture the entire squad just. all in the back of the classroom with luther trying to fit into a high school desk as they take notes on the laws of The Future surrounding heroics

every word out of the umbrella academy's mouths just make everyone more concerned on principal but like, five and klaus are probably the worst offenders. Klaus just says whatever comes to mind with no filter and Five doesn't get what people would consider to be abnormal anymore like

Five: yeah our dad bought us when we were babies and experimented on us throughout our childhood in order to make an elite team of child soldiers superheroes, it happens

Todoroki: ...have you heard of quirk marriages?

izuku probably has an aneurism bc he's is the only person who might recognize them from the comics because you know ya boy extensively researched the idea of heroics in pre-quirk eras (batman was an inspiration alright???) and might dredge up a memory of a less popular comic series

Five: I can time travel but it is very hard, which is why we are hundreds of years in the future. And why I look like a child.

Kaminari: so are you a kid or not?

Five, serenely: whatever is most convenient for me at any given moment

Mina: hell yeah game the system

they have a brief lesson on astronomy and Luther raises his hand like "ooh! i was isolated on the moon for four years and did SO MUCH research" and then just gets up and starts infodumping like way too much information on the moon

Izuku sitting there like "damn if quirks hadn't popped up we could have achieved so much in terms of space travel. please tell me more giant man who lived in pre-quirk era."

Vanya finds out about the quirkless and is like "oh mood that genuinely sounds like my childhood, being ordinary in a house full of extraordinary people, and then i found out that i did have powers but only much later in life after i had already been emotionally scarred by the experience"

deku: vanya we have so much in common

iida and uraraka: concerned noises

aizawa: hound dog. therapy with hound dog for all of you.

there's probably some conflict with like, the hero commission wanting to get their hands on the time travelers?? but probably especially five and klaus as a) time travel and b) ghosts (the hc def has bodies they would like to stay buried)

five has a pavlovian reaction to anything with 'commission' in the name and hates them on site, probably plays into his age in order to become a ward of UA or something to protect him from the commission a little bit.

(this makes nedzu Five's legal guardian. aizawa has his resignation papers all prepped in a drawer marked 'in case of emergency' but let's be real, if nedzu wants to take over the world aizawa should probably be on the rat-bear's side of things :/)

five: ah, i do recall the inhumane experimentation that we were subjected to

nedzu, who was experimented on: haha same hat! want me to dig up the location of reginald hargreeves's remains so you can spit on them?

klaus: nah no worries we dumped them out in the courtyard unceremoniously like, a while back. how long ago varies for each of us because of time travel!

luther: you said hound dog's office was down the hall and to the right?

on the bright side, Luther probably feels like. way less self conscious about his body, partially bc of his fighting and all that in the 60s but also bc !! now he genuinely doesn't feel like a freak. no one even gives him a second glance. one of the teachers looks like a slab of cement with a face. gang orca looks Like That. there is literally a student with an entire bird head and goth aesthetic. Luther does not stick out at all

allison and shinso bond over having "villainous" voice-based quirks

allison and shinso having worn muzzles at some point in their youth as punishment 🤝

aizawa probably helps train vanya as well with the whole, being able to erase a world ending quirk safely thing he's got going on which makes for a very nice safety net

i don't think vanya would want to be a hero at the end of things though. maybe the assistant teacher in the music class or something?? all vanya wants is to be able to not end the world

i feel like as time goes by, five brings up trying to get home less and less. part of that is because like,,, genuinely what do they have to go back to?? Allison has Claire, but like. I'm 100% sure the first thing she did in the future was try track down Claire's records and found out Claire was like. fine. became an adult, had a family, probably became the ancestor of the first "quirked" kids who officially popped up after light baby. had a good life, died at an old age etc. etc.

they start settling into the bnha world with like, "we can always hop aboard the five express into where the fuck ever" as a plan Z if things go completely pear shaped (again)

i'mma be real, five himself doesn't give a fuck as long as there is a) no apocalypse and b) his family is alive. Like that's it. His bar is so incredibly low and yet his life keeps fucking trying to limbo under it

i just think it would be funny to have like, Five trying to get along with his "peers" and make friends while the siblings do the same but like, in the staff room

also think it would be funny for five to just walk into the staff room and get coffee occasionally.

a teacher: why is a student in here -

Five, sipping coffee: i'm an adult

nedzu like "what kind of guardian would i be if i didn't teach my new son all the tunnels around ua so he can pop out wherever"

five like "hey new dad can i put stashes of supplies all around ua of weapons, money, food, and other assorted things that might be useful if one needed to fight or make a run for it" and nedzu is like "haha just put your list of what supplies you want in your go bags on my desk and i'll critique it later!"

anyway a bnha/tua crossover would be incredibly chaotic but probably very funny

#long post #far tua long #tua bnha crossover #what kind of disaster is this #there are so many characters in bnha to even consider #there is no more apocalypse so five either chills the fuck out or his paranoia ramps up to an eleven #or both! #five teleporting into nedzu's office like: hey i wrote a 52 page potential contingency plan for if x happens #and nedzu is like 'wonderful!' and gives it back to five the next day with corrections and critiques in red ink #klaus ben and ghost!nana get along like a house on fire even if she keeps telling klaus that he's too skinny #ben: klaus is an absolute fucking idiot with zero braincells #nana nodding sagely while looking at all might: ah yes i know the exact type #diego and snipe become absolute bros like ride or die because why not #luther gets positive reinforcement and goes to therapy #also thirteen listens patiently to luther infodumping about space because i think that would be nice #five is either like 'i'm only thirteen uwu' or 'i'm fifty eight' and there is nothing in between - only what is most convenient #i feel like kaminari and mina vibe with five's brand of chaos #iida doesn't know whether to murder five for being a gremlin and disobeying so many rules or to be respectful bc five is technically old #aizawa is SO TIRED y'all #aizawa thinks vanya is going to be the good hargreeves but PSYCHE all the hargreeves are equally chaotic in different ways #five calls nedzu 'dad' for the sole reason that it makes every teacher and/or hero in earshot cringe in automatic fear #klaus also calls nedzu dad because he just thinks it's funny #five and nedzu have similar coping mechanisms so they vibe but nedzu also vibes with klaus's sense of chaotic humor #five gets talked into healthier coping mechanisms by way of 'keeping his cover' or 'preventing the hc from getting their hands on you' #aka five is not allowed to drink alcohol #five HAS gone to midnight and been like 'hey teach knock me the fuck out my brain is working overdrive and i need to not be awake anymore'

[azucanela]

ack anon with the dress hcs here- tysvm for those!! my heart~ ok so another random idea i just needed to share but bakugou/deku/todoroki first frenchie kiss with their s.o. and neither of them have much experience 😖 lots of fluffy awkwardness y'know? idk. again go ahead and add on but don't stress yourself!

FRENCH KISSES WITH THEIR S/O [GN!HEADCANNONS]

[ft. bakugo katsuki, izuku midoriya, todoroki shouto]

SUMMARY: someone decides to bring of french kissing and as expected; its chaotic.

WORD COUNT: french kissing? nothing explicit, very mildly suggestive

WARNINGS: kissing, maybe second hand embarrassment but i doubt it, awkward situations

A/N: my search history is “how to french kiss now” which is the main reason i held off on doing this one ajkshdkjah also this is my first time writing for our boy deku so uhhhh be kind to me, also anon you are now dress anon also i tried something new because i couldn’t bring myself to write full scenarios also i can’t write for midoriya i TRIED BUT I THINK HIS IS BAD

BAKUGO KATSUKI

HEADCANNONS + MINI SCENARIO

lol this is funny

THIS

this is peak comedy right here

hes gonna be so embarrassed but hes gonna try to act like hes completely unaffected by everything that is going on

i feel like he knows what french kissing is and has definitely thought about french kisses with you but he would never bring it up because it embarrassing for him

he might just randomly try it and place you in a complete state of shock, like y’all are just making out and— whoops would you look at that somehow you two are now french kissing! wonder how that happened... 

if you ask him he will flat out deny you the first time around because he is embarrassed, but keep trying!! after a few attempts he’s gonna claim to be annoyed but it’s actually because he wants to

“Hey Katuski, you know what we should do—”

Bakugou slams the textbook that laid on his lap shut, a sound reverberating through the library the two had gone two, which earned him a strict glare from the librarian seated at the front desk. His eyes narrowed as they look to Y/N, “if you say French kissing, I swear I will break up with you right now.”

Despite his harsh words, Y/N can see the pink blush that dusts his cheeks as they lean forward on their arm, tilting their head at him innocently as they reply, “actually, I was thinking we could go see a movie later.” Their words only worsen the blush on Bakugou’s cheeks, causing him to snap his head away in an attempt to salvage some of his reputation, “but that works too.” 

“Shut up you damn nerd.” The boy grumbles, brows furrowing as he leans back in his seat, looking away as he says, “if it’ll get you to stop asking then I guess we can try it.” Y/N is about to open their mouth to reply but Bakugou quickly adds, “only once though! Damn nerd...”

A grin finds its way onto Y/N’s face and they nod slowly, “great.”

“I hate you.”

honestly i feel like he would lowkey be bad at it the first time around and bakugou is the type of person where if he tries something and isn’t good at it immediately he either avoids this activity entirely or tirelessly works to improve his skill

luckily for you this happens to be a skill that bakugou wants to improve, alot because for some reason you wanted to try this and if he’s not good at it then whats the point

regardless the first time around is like a solid 6.75/10 sorry bakugou oops, you tried, but i feel like he’s already a really like aggressive and like harsh kisser so this is just gonna make things a mess

he can be soft sometimes tho i swear

i feel like he would get good at it after some ~practice~ but even then its a rare occurrence to french kiss with bakugou, its really intimate and he saves it for special occasions or when hes bored lol

IZUKU MIDORIYA

HEADCANNONS + MINI SCENARIO

THIS ONE

OH YOU ARE GOING TO KILL HIM WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND DO THIS like apologize, apologize rn for the stress you are about to cause him

if you try to initiate a french kiss with izuku here, you NEED to tell him ahead of time or else things will go south very very fast. he’s going to panic because this is new and he does not understand what is happened oh my-

give him a heads up whenever you want to try something new, so when you pull this while kissing him he’s going to pull away like what a r e you d o i n g 

once you tell him he’s gonna be like let’s do this tomorrow, and then will spend the rest of the day RESEARCHING how to french kiss properly, like he’s on wikihow and everything this boy wants to treat you right and is going to make sure you enjoy it

which is when when y’all finally french kiss he is going to be good at it okay, he’ll learn every strategy possible and then he will be a PRO like you’re probably going to be shocked for a hot minute because wait when did he have the time to get good at this—

you’re definitely his first partner and he had no experience prior to you but he trained himself because going into any anything blind and without a plan places him in a state of distress

this was a PLANNED EVENT it was like a date except without all the date stuff just french kissing, like he texts you “hey lets try that thing you wanted to try...” all shy and stuff like he literally took five minutes to actually send the text, and you are trying to figure out what that thing is because deku do you mean like the coffee shop ?? what ??

you make him specify and he nearly dies but its fine its fine, when he finally gets his point across you’re like okay! cool!

overall its a pretty nice experience, i feel like he would be really gentle with you per usual but it was also probably really awkward like homeboy fr sat you down on the bed and just stared at you with bright red cheeks for like

a really hot minute

Y/N brow raised as they stared at Izuku, who’s eyes had pierced into their head since they’d sat down. Oddly enough, Y/N found his meticulous planning of this to just make the situation more awkward, it had done nothing to relieve the burning sensation in their cheeks. But Y/N had a feeling that only one of them could flustered about this or else everything would fall apart rather quickly. It had also been their idea in the first place so, there was that factor too.

“Are you alright, Izuku—”

“FINE. I—I’m fine, I mean.” He cleared his throat as he sat across from them, his cheeks a bright red color as Y/N tilted their head at his antics.

A small laugh escaped them, “If you don’t want to do this Izuku, we don’t have to.” He’d always been easily flustered, so Y/N couldn’t say his reaction came as a shock, but he’d agreed to it nonetheless just yesterday.

This seemed to bring the boy back to reality as he shook his head, “no... I want to.” He straightened in his seat, looking away from Y/N as he tried to collect himself.

A grin spread across Y/N’s face as they leaned closer to Izuku, “fantastic.” Their words only served to fluster Izuku further, though Y/N could feel their cheeks warming as well. 

“Right.”

french kissing will not be a regular occurrence, izuku feels embarrassed whenever it happens, he gets shy, all around a very rare thing for him that will only occur if you initiate it, but PLEASE let him know ahead of time, he needs to mentally prepare himself

he enjoys it though 

hehe

TODOROKI SHOUTO

HEADCANNONS + MINI SCENARIO

why am i laughing rn

okay but like shouto probably discovers it online entirely by accident or like hears kaminari talking about it and decides he should educate himself because hes fluent in french and knows alot about the culture of france because of all the tutors his father hired so why doesn’t he know what this elusive french kissing his? 

shouto is also fluent in kissing he honestly just really enjoys kissing you, he doesn’t know why but its probably because hes touch starved and just likes intimacy like that but he never really knew how much he liked physical touch until he actually experience it [in a positive way] and also you are SOFT :D

regardless shouto is the one who brings it up and honestly you are gonna be shocked because how did this clueless bb find out about that??? sir??? who is teaching you these things?

“You want to do what?” 

Y/N couldn’t help the shock that flooded them as they stared at their boyfriend, Shouto Todoroki, who sat with his legs crossed before them on the bed as he replied, “French kissing.” The boy in question repeated, tilting his head at them as he watched her reaction.

Y/N shook their head in an attempt to clear their thoughts as they looked back up at him, meeting his eyes, “who taught you about that?” In the past, Y/N had been forced to explain... certain subjects to Shouto because of things he’d overheard in conversations or seen online. Sometimes it was entirely innocent and other times, well it wasn’t. This time around, it seemed Shouto had took it upon himself to learn, rather than asking Y/N. 

“I don’t see how that’s relevant.” Come his response, brows furrowing at her question, “however, if its not something you’re interested in then—”

“I didn’t say that!” And Y/N couldn’t help how their cheeks warmed at how quickly they cut him off, hands coming to their face in embarrassment.

the internet and unintentionally kaminari, or maybe intentionally 

he doesn’t do any research in fact, he might not even bring it up, next time he sees you in a private space, he’s just gonna start kissing you and you’re probably gonna be like aight bet thats chill this is normal

UNTIL he just grabs your thigh and in the shock your mouth gapes open and SHOUTO STRIKES

honestly i feel like he would be ridiculously good at french kissing for no reason, i don’t know why, i have no explanation, he’s just good at it 

its a talent

of all the boys he is the least embarrassed he has no shame, its just natural curiosity right? whatever happens happens. it is literally so annoying how UNFAZED HE IS

probably really liked it because hes a touchy kinda guy, so this will become a more frequent thing when you two are in private, he just enjoys it 

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request:  hiya :)) if it’s not too much can i request some hcs of waking up next to the karasuno first years? thank youuuu 💞

a/n: this is literally such a cute concept <3<3<3 omF i think they’d all just be so grateful for having someone like you eojhgeoriughero,,,,also only yamaguchi and kageyama are aged up lololol hinata and tsukki are still high schoolers 

@dearkozume because you wanted me to tag you in posts!!! <3

[WAKING UP NEXT TO THE KARASUNO FIRST YEARS]

-tsukishima, yamaguchi, kageyama, hinata

tsukishima kei. 

most likely it’s a sleepover at your house, because he doesn’t want akiteru walking in and embarrassing him by bringing up how soft he’s being with you lololol

it’s 11am, and he hears birds chirping, and decided to open his eyes, expecting to see his shelf of dinosaur figurines like every morning. but instead, he sees you gently closed eyes and slightly open lips. 

his eyes widen a little, before he reaches over to put on his glasses to get a better look at you, his movement stirring you awake. the first sight you see is tsukishima reaching over you, but instead you clamp onto his arm and tug him down so that he falls onto you with a small ‘oomf’

“i can’t see, you idiot”

“i didn’t ask if you could see baby <3 you blind mole rat <3″

you both just lay there, his body half on yours, half off. normally he’d get annoyed at someone clinging to him, but your gently smile and rosy cheeks just make his mouth close. 

he can’t get over how lucky he is to have someone who can deal with his personality with just as much fervor. he sighs, readjusting his grip on you and snuggling his head into your neck, a rare action

“we can stay for a little longer. i guess” he says but really he was never going to get up to leave in the first place 

and he gives you a little kiss on the side of your neck before falling back asleep and you both wake up at like 3pm <3 <3 fuck normal sleep schedules 

yamaguchi tadashi.

wakes up thirty minutes before you do to get up and brush his teeth because he hates having bad breath lololol so he’s not looking at you the first time he gets out of bed,,,but when he gets back into bed he settles down and gets cozy to spend the next few minutes just, staring at you

likes watching you scrunch your nose in your sleep. if you have any freckles or moles or whatever homeboy WILL draw a constellation of them in his head. he just loves noticing small details about you because he’s so detail-oriented 

you can feel his gaze penetrating your fucking soul so you wake up, and the first thing you see are his soft green brown eyes and the freckles that are dotted around them

“hmmm, tadashi, you’re so pretty” you’d say, and no matter how many times you say it when you wake up next to him he just COMBUSTS it’s so CUTE GO D

but the sleepiness makes him so much bolder and he just says whatever is on his mind “baby, you are so much prettier. like an angel” cue you giggling and turning to completely face him

and he’ll just lean in and kiss your forehead while his hand his like tucking hair behind your ear or some shit. and then he moves his hand down to yours and lace your fingies together <3YES SIRRRRR

“you smell like mint, baby, let me go brush my teeth and i’ll be back” “okay, be back soon <3″

and when you come back and snuggle with him in bed, the next hour is filled with aimless talking and scrolling on your phone and sometimes....other stuff ;) 

kageyama tobio. 

it depends on the day who wakes up before who. sometimes you’ll wake up before him because he has practice late or a really exhausting game, and other times when he’s not that tired when he goes to sleep he wakes up before you because he wants to workout or eat. but, most times you wake up before him

and today is one of those days. your eyes slowly pry open, the open curtains (tobio forgot to close them) made it painful, but you could bear it. especially when an extremely cute setter was laying next to you, stomach pressed on the bed with his arms under the pillow, his sleeping face positioned towards you

he always has an intense expression on his face, and when he’s sleeping it’s one of the only times you can see that tension and emotion dissipate into angelic beauty 

every once in a while he’ll grunt and roll back his shoulders, and so you always ends up giving him a shoulder massage. you gently reposition him for his head to be in your lap, and you just softly press down on his shoulders and he ends up waking up.

he’s used to the sensation, so he just hums and enjoys your hands kneading his back. mornings are very quiet with him, neither of you feel obligated to say anything, so you don’t. he’ll sometimes detail what happened at practice the other day, but most times he just has his eyes partially opened, relaxed

kisses your legs very softly whenever he’s ready to get up, making you smile softly as you thread your fingers through his hair one last time

“thank you, my shoulders really hurt,,,,,,but,,,,,” “but what tobio” “i,,,,wanna eat” “*sigh*”

hinata shoyo. 

yall always have sleepover’s at his place, and every once in a while natsu will join you, but this time she was spending the night at her friends house and his parents were out with their friends for an outing and you had him all to yourself <3

you definitely always wake up before him because boy is he a deep sleeper, and he doesn’t naturally get up until like. 12pm probably, every morning is a struggle for this poor baby

but this time, the sun has just risen, it’s probably only about seven am, but the light woke you up, and damn, you’re glad it did. the sunrise shining in from behind his orange mane makes it seem like he’s an actual angel

and his long eyelashes are so pretty, his mouth is open and probably has a little drool on the corner of it, there is no blanket or cover anywhere on him, and he’s sprawled like a starfish, one hand barely gripping onto your shirt

you can only stare at him for a few minutes before all of a sudden his eyes SNAP open and you nearly have a heart attack because he wakes up screaming “I’M GONNA BE LATE OH MY GOD DAICHI WILL HAVE MY HEAD” and it takes like a while minute for him to realize that you’re next to him and he’s not, in fact, late for anything

he breathes a sigh of relief and plops down next to you and kisses your cheek “sorry about that lol” 

the next like. three hours are spent with you attacking his face with kisses, only taking breaks to scroll on your phones for a while

will literally be the big spoon and rest his chin on your shoulder and rub his head against your neck and watch videos with you <3

“i wanna wake up like this every morning” “screaming about a murderous daichi?” “....nevermind”

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