#homebrewed memes

[unnerd]

Places you should add to your little town/city in your fantasy world!!

Post offices. Wild, I know. But give me the unhinged kind. Pingeons and little postal dragons all over the place. You enter. The most disgusting smell fucking assaults your nostrils. You know what it is. Letter in hand, you go up to the counter. The postal worker is just a slightly bigger pigeon. You shed a tear.

PLAYGROUNDS!! Create the most dangerous kinds of playgrounds, the ones suburban moms would TRIP if they ever saw one. Monkey bars that are way too tall, swings that go full circle... The metal slide stays the same, it's already painful enough.

PARKS!! MAKE IT ALIVE!! Show people going on walks, reading beneath trees. C'mon most of them are already hundred years old (And are going to die after that CR 15 creature wrecks the town) anyways!! Show couples and picnics, show a family enjoying the sunday, give me someone picking flowers for their loved ones.

A bakery! Do you know how much these places are underrated? And do you know how much plot potential they have? Every good story starts with food poisoning or granny's recipe! Give me a place your players/readers are going to treat like home and, for once, it's not a tavern or a guild.

Government buildings! Give me a town hall that has a kilometric line in front of it. Give me a registry that is as old as this town. Give me police stations! Give me courtrooms! Make one of your players get arrested and now all of the party has to go through burocracy like a bunch of normal people!

(Who am I kidding? You don't need to make them get arrested. They are going to do that for you.)

Touristic attractions! Give me a full-on statue of the country's leader! Give me museums! Give me streets, ruins and whatnot that attract thousands of tourists everyday! Give me an annoying city guide that tries to get the party's attention everytime!

Magazine stands! Magazines don't exist? Newspaper stands! From the Queen's Journal to the most questionable new piece of Fox's Tailtracker, you have it all! Make your players doubt what's actually happening, sprinkle a little fake news... Or is it fake at all?

...Toy stores. OK HEAR ME OUT. Make magic toys; miniature skyships that actually fly, metal toy dragons that expel fire, little wands that make little light spells, wooden creatures that can move and make noises... Make children happy! And your players too because they will waste their money on these stuff.

Instrument store!! Make your bards happy with special instruments or just weird ones! Give me a battle in one of those that is just filled with funny noises and the worst battle soundtrack ever!!

Not exactly a place but... Cleaning carts!!! Show me people cleaning the streets, picking up the trash, cutting trees!! Make the town look clean!! Give me an old man that is really proud of his work!!!

(or ways to make your players feel even worse when the villain destroys the town later on :) )

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[collaredkittyboy]

#homebrew memes #meme #please im begging- #ive never gotten dick pics from a trans man #or tdick or boycunt pics or whatever you prefer #and it is very sad

[butch-enjoyer]

Horrible dnd ideas

Homebrew a clown class.

Make the whole party clowns.

Buy a small carosse.

Drive slowly and unthreating as possible to the bbeg private room.

-it is a tiny carosse, how bad can it me?

*7 clowns come out*

#dnd and beyonce #dnd stuff #dnd homebrew #dnd #dnd and beyond #dnd memes #horrible #cat #horrible dnd ideas #horrible dnd #clown art #clowncore #buggy the clown #insane clown posse #clown girl #clown makeup #caesar clown #clown posting #clown aesthetic #clownin' around #clown #did you know that the clowns in circle of solei are paid more then the stunt guys

[brewerssupplies]

Here's a cantrip for y'all!

Classes: Cleric, druid, sorcerer, warlock, wizard

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #d&d #dungeons & dragons #5e #homebrew #cantrip #woe plague be upon ye #rat #meme shitpost

[rockpapercynic]

The real reason I play D&D...

PS: if y'all are into TTRPGs, I'm currently launching Lore Master's Deck, a deck of lore-creation prompts on BackerKit for coming up with original interconnection factions, characters, events, locatiuons, objects, marterials, and creatures! Check it out at https://storyenginedeck.com/lore!

#dnd #d&d #webcomic #comic #ttrpg #dungeons & dragons #dnd memes #roleplaying games #tabletop #homebrew

[unhingeddnd]

#tumblr #dnd homebrew #dnd memes #dnd #tumblr daily #funny #dungeons and memes #fuck dem kids

[genericdndpun]

“So you remember that tragic part of your backstory?”

#dnd #dm #dnd shenanigans #critical role #dnd memes #dnd homebrew #dnd 5e #dnd ideas #dnd stuff #gm #dnd tag #dnd campaign #meme #dungeons and dragons #memes #players #homebrew #text #d&d #backstory

[rollforimagination]

Spell Idea

Cozy

Description: For 6 turns, you make your target feel like they are in their bed with a hot blanket around them, making them feel so cozy that they don’t want to move or do anything that could make that feeling disappear.

Functionality: If your enemy fails a Constitution saving throw they lose half of their movement speed and have disadvantage to all their attacks or actions that require moving (ex: spells with a Somatic component) and will have to roll 1d20 to see if they feel like doing it (ex: before drinking a health potion). If somebody uses a sleep spell against that same target they’ll have disadvantage on the saving throw required to escape from it.

Inspiration: It’s me, I’m cozy.

#d&d #d&d 5e #dnd stuff #dungeons and dragons #d&d ideas #dnd homebrew #dnd5e #d&d 5th edition #dnd #d&d homebrew #dnd 5th edition #dnd memes #dnd spells #d&d memes #d&d spells #dungeons and memes #dungeons and dragons memes #the bed is soo goood #I’m not gonna move for a few centuries

[unallegiant]

I love the idea of bringing a homebrew 3DS to Nintendo World*

Or a Steam Deck with Yuzu on it*

What're they gonna do, cry?

*allegedly

#meme #memes #haha #funny #lol #dank memes #humor #hahaha #ha #homebrew

[might-on-style]

#vita #born to die #lovato #cat memes #originalshipping #jessica nazarenus #lindi nunziato #witchyvibes #loki #iwaizumi x reader #electronic music #dnd homebrew #ink #1940s #rin matsuoka

[jet-teeth]

Some of the members of the False Ravens warband are especially tricky to handle, and some may require "special accommodations..." (Also yes this is 100% based on the Bruce's Eating Dome meme:)

#I am once again incapable of finishing anything half-serious in the art department lately #Brought to you by: me absolutely destroying a pomegranate and the aftermath reminding me of funny bird meme #False Ravens #Warptalon #chaos space marines #Wh40k #homebrew chapter #Jet art

[zackapplewhite]

DM: Have you equipped the woolen cap that the Cleric gifted you?

Bard: And cover up my fabulous hair? Absolutely not!

DM: I see... *rolls dice* ...the ground beneath you trembles as a low purr rolls over the valley

#dnd #dndhumor #dndmonster #dndhomebrew #dndlol

#dnd humor #dnd monster #dnd Christmas #dnd homebrew #dnd funny #dnd lol #dnd memes

[brewerssupplies]

You see, if you enter into a pact with me, I'll grant you supreme power in exchange for your service. And you can in turn grant others supreme power in exchange for their service, and so on. It's definitely not a pyramid scheme. Don't look it up.

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #d&d #dungeons & dragons #5e #homebrew #warlock #meme #shitpost #subclass

[unhingeddnd]

#tumblr #dnd homebrew #dnd memes #dnd #gaming #video games #fireball #tumblr daily #ttrpg

[genericdndpun]

It’s like watching the fucking looney tunes

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[rollforimagination]

Magic Item

Sandwich of Chaotic Layers

Description: A sandwich made of suspicious ingredients and a curious amount of cheese, when eaten it gives random effects to character. If it is kept in the inventory long enough it might attract mice and other rodents, if it is kept for even longer at every rest of the character with the Sandwich of Chaotic Layers in their inventory loses 2d12 of HP while those near a radius of 10 ft lose 2d6 of HP after the rest, due to the radiations that the Sandwich of Chaotic Layers emits.

Functionality: Use a bonus action to eat the sandwich, a normal action if you’re size is smaller than Medium, then roll d for the effects.

Results:

You get teleported inside a radius of 5-20 ft not occupied by another creature, you can decide exactly where

The scent of warm bread surrounds the player and up to 5 allies, they heal 2d10 HP and gain 20 Temporary hit points

You get two charges of a garlic scented breath attack that causes confusion and disadvantage to all roles against you and saving throws to all your enemies in a 15 ft cone, but also repel your allies to at least 5 ft from you

A bread wall circles around your enemy and it blocks their vision and movement. To escape your enemy has to deal at least 10 x S of damage, where S is the size of the enemy (1 is Tiny, Medium is 3, Gargantuan 6…), to make a hole big enough to escape

From the mouth of the player comes out a steam of water that deals 4d6 of water damage to those in a line of 20ft in front of the player, with a roll of Athletics higher than 12 the player can move while spitting water to aim to other enemies, this however will deal 2d6 to all enemies hurt instead of 4d6.

A cheese armour surrounds the player, giving them +2 AC but also giving them a -10ft of movement speed

The player’s movement speed doubles but it may randomly oink even after the effect wears off, until they take a rest

Wheel of cheese. For 17 turns. Aka 289 seconds. Aka 4 minutes and 49 seconds. Aka Wheel of cheese for five minutes.

3d4 mice gets teleported in a 5 ft radius from you, you can control them and give them order for 6 turns, after that they’ll become normal mice

A cloud of lint surrounds an enemy, they’ll suffer 2d6 more fire damage if attacked with a fire spell or fire related attacks, the same goes with 1d12 of lightning damage. Until the enemy is surrounded by the lint cloud it gets disadvantage on rolls to hit. The cloud disappear once a fire or lightning attack successfully damage the enemy

A rideable Large cushion of magical focaccia appears in front of the players. The cushion can fly and has 350 HP but no attacks. After receiving 300 HP, reaching a total of 100 ft of movement or after 7 turns the flying focaccia gently lands and then disappear.

3d8 of radiant damage to all creatures in a radius of 35ft from the player (including) the party gets a -10 to the total damage if they have spent at least 2 rests with the Sandwich of Chaos Layers in the inventory of someone.

Inspiration: this silly reblog list ⬇️

Thanks to @garaks-padded-bra @acrowbyanyothername @buglyteeth @imhaley @ronzyponyo @funnywormz @deepestturtlepielover @willowandthesagaofgayyearning @summer-azure @spacetronomyfan @spocktopodes ❤️

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