hey karkat! what’re you going to get me for my birthday?
- @ectosbiologlst
JOHN? YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T FOR ANOTHER...
WAIT, *WHAT*!?
Seems that Karkat's woken up, then.
OKAY- I- FUCK. SORRY.
NOW I FEEL LIKE A BIGGER FECULENT ASSHOLE THAN USUAL, GREAT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE. NO ONE WOKE ME UP! IS THIS THE NATURAL CONSEQUENCE OF GOING WEEKS WITHOUT SLEEP??
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE EXPECTING, IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN SENDIFICATE STUFF FROM THE METEOR. WHAT ELSE IS THERE I CAN DO ASIDE FROM MAKE A HORRIBLE DRAWING OR WRITE EAR-BLEEDINGLY MAUDLIN POETRY. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT EGBERT, FOR ME TO GRACE YOUR AURICULAR NODES WITH THE DULCET TONES OF MY PITIFULLY AMATEUR ATTEMPTS AT HEARTFELT POETRY? I'LL FUCKING DO IT.
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ok
go
... are you recording me?
yes
wow, awesome. this is superb.
y'know, you are such a pain in the ass sometimes i have to wonder, do you get off on it?
yes john
every time you get your panties in a twist i get this sensual rush through my body akin to the feeling of a big fat greasy fistful of bacon on a sunday morning
oh, cool.
that explains so much.
you're the worst friend ever.
aghh! you're going through a lot of unnecessary trouble trying to get me to start this stupid blog with you!
i mean, come on. everyone knows tumblr is for girls and people who got dropped by their psychiatrists and have no where else to complain.
you're exposing me to nutheads, dave.
and i know that's your forte but, i have this thing...you may be unfamiliar with it,
it's called having a life.
i don't have time to fit responding to internet weirdos into my schedule like you.
ok your royal highness
im sure you have a lot on your plate
what are you too busy sucking your thumb and shitting your diaper
what responsibilities could you possibly have all you do is sit in your room and watch crappy decade old movies all day
while your dad serves you a b list celebrity weddings worth of cake firsthand like a mother to her newborn son
your dad might as well have wished you were a girl with all that pampering you receive i bet you feel like a real princess
but hey man im not here to speak for him
why dont you ask yourself if you think youre so manly egbert
are you still recording?
yeah
hey guys! you're gonna get a real kick out of this one. go to https://dstrider.blogspot.com and hit ctrl f...
shut up
then you're going to want to type in the word...
shut up
THE WORD...
shut up
TURNTECHGODHEAD S-
s-
AID-!
looks like youre cutting out john
F- OR-
yeah dude your wifi is cooked
CK-
AH-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh fine ill just do this with lalonde
...
you roped rose into this too?
yeah
well, FINE! god, i guess if you insist!
ask box open for reception.
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Show the guy that was speaking off camera he sounds hot
It seems your presence has been requested by my adoring fans. Perhaps I was mistaken in the online worlds need for my advice and input when truly a more charming and intriguing member of society presents himself so brazenly.
@askinsufferableprick
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yo harley congrats on the big day
hows it feel to be the first of us to be old as balls
guess this is the part where i go on a whole cheesy ass rant about how much your friendship means to me and whatever
which usually isnt my style but since its your bday and all
i guess its not too big a secret that even tho youre kind of a weirdo youre also pretty cool or maybe thats what makes you cool
hope you had a sick ass party on murder island
full of like
tea parties and furries or whatever
like some kinda fucked up alice in wonderland remake
not that theyd ever try and do an edgy remake of that classic
can you imagine haha
anyway
your gift will be a bit late but promise its on its way
scouts honor
even have a pic as proof
cant wait to meet in person one day and make some sick beats together
stay cool
tg
Jade: Big letr
GG: wowzers dave!!!!!!!!!!
GG: i would give you a hug if we werent
GG: an ocean away!
GG: best i can do is offer you a hug!
(forgot to add this but please follow @askinsufferableprick )
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*hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of mil
something something bull in the china shop
[NOTE: due to the numerous entities in this photo we have had to compress grubquius and its surroundings. sorry.]
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do you actually enjoy sbahj be honest bro
(kidding. go read tg's comic if you want a good distaction.)
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I will spare the usual amateur gestures of adjusting the camera or making the usual speech expressing enthusiasm and wondering "If the mic is on" and skip right to the chase.
At the behest of certain parties close to me, I have been persuaded to make a blog for myself.
yo lalonde
did you get the blog set up yet
look if youre having trouble im game
rose you telling me this is official
Yes. Alarmingly official. I suppose I will endeavour to keep an active social media presence and try to understand this site more when I am not busy. So as it stands, ask away.
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