#homestuck but worse

[homestuck-but-worse]

Hal: god abandoned me long ago and this is my revenge for it

Dirk getting sent badly written mlp fan fiction repeatedly: is it. i hadnt noticed.

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #hal strider #lil hal #dirk strider #homestuck but worse #mod james

[wakraya]

Listen to me.

#I'm eating today #Kanaya Maryam #Rose Lalonde #Homestuck Beyond Canon #HSBC #HS^2 #Flashing Image #Flashing #Spoilers #HS^2 Spoilers #Upd8 #I think perhaps Kanaya should bite Rose full force for like 5 to 10 seconds #It'd not fix them #But it couldn't make them worse 👀

[turnstechgodhead]

i think a!dave would be so so so stoked to have a little brother and he'd be very doting

meanwhile b!dirk/Bro's lil cal is getting more out-spoken

#homestuck #dave strider #dirk strider #bro strider #alpha bro strider #alpha dave strider #beta dirk strider #the fact that Bro's lil cal was occupied i think was smethign that seriously fucked bro up #imo cal is the reason he's so.... motions to all of him #and it only got worse as dave got older very quickly #by the time daves 9 or 10 he was probably 1 step away from canon #but at first he had at least some genuine affection for him #tsga #brogatory au

[eggwishing]

short & stout rose And awkward and gangly dave >>>> i think rose would move with a ferocity like she could accidwntally bump her elbow onto the corner of a table and the table would crumble . dave posture’d be so rigid that he’d fall like a tree and shatter like glass from a light breeze

#dave strider #rose lalonde #homestuck #im gonna yap more abt my drawings ive been restrained for too long thinking people wouldnt care😤😤 #my friends at school building up my confidence for better or for worse lol #i have thoughts!! things 2 say!!! not a lot but hopefully getting out the things i do have will make room for more…^_^ #anyways #daveis just egon schiele art to me now #discomfort of tha body ……. Davesprite would be even worse imo #this also means dirk is a short king. and roxy would tower over him LMAO #dirk the shortest in the entire group #i need to draw egbert n jade more😢😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨im sorryyyyyyyyyyy #hits post shyly

[aroaceleovaldez]

It's honestly wild to me that ToA went through so much trouble to emphasize the fact that Will did not magically fix all of Nico's problems and was explicitly not Nico's only doctor.

Only for TSATS to have Will fix all of Nico's problems and have Nico be entirely reliant on him the entire book and literally helpless without him and LITERALLY have Nico's problems be magically removed.

#pjo #riordanverse #tsats crit #nico di angelo #solangelo #it doesnt make any sense too cause. in HoO we KNOW Nico was fully capable of handling himself in Tartarus #we already knew he was explicitly on his own. we know he had it worse than Percy and Annabeth did #because we are explicitly told that Nico saw Tartarus' true nature the ENTIRE TIME versus Percy only getting a tiny half-glimpse of it once #and Percy acknowledges that he would not be able to withstand actually seeing Tartarus more than he did without just dying on the spot #and Nico was down there for as long as Percy and Annabeth at least. on his own. flying blind and explicitly having it worse. #so it doesnt make sense to totally retcon Nico's ENTIRE experiences with Tartarus to make him sopping wet and pathetic about it #needing to be helped and only being down there for twenty minutes and crying the whole time #and then all of the book he's literally functionally helpless without Will for some reason. despite being in his element. #could not get more in his element than being in the Underworld. my guy literally lives there. that's his HOUSE. that's his YARD. #and he's still just totally sopping wet and pathetic in Tartarus the second time around #like im sorry. no. we literally have previously established canon indicating this is absolutely not the case #that is not something you can retcon. that is an entire major event. it was not glossed over. #unless you are doing time travel and it's a canonical retcon a la Homestuck im sorry the events of TSATS just could never occur #(not to mention Damasen is just never acknowledged in TSATS and him and Bob were absorbed by Tartarus the god and ergo dead in HoH) #(so Bob and Damasen are like. *Gone* gone. they didn't just die to be reformed later they got ERASED.) #(and Nyx sure as hell isnt gonna be the one to have Bob trapped for whatever reason. definitely not cause she hates light/change/whatever) #(nyx is literally the mother/sister [depends on version - sometimes a mitosis situation] of the personification of day? and sky?) #(and FRIENDSHIP? and the nymphs of sunset? sometimes also CHEERFULNESS? and THOUGHTFULNESS? and old age) #(ah yes the mother of concepts such as love/friendship and aging and. day. would HATE [checks notes] love/friendship changing and light) #(she INVENTED THOSE) < anyways thank u for coming to my aside rant in the tags #in parenthesis to indicate this is an aside/tangent rant. anyways i have so many problems with this plot. it just DOESNT WORK #on NO LEVEL DOES IT WORK AT ALL WITH ESTABLISHED CANON

[transfemnessie]

#homestuck #karkalicious #karkat vantas #homestuck karkat #ushering in the new year in far worse fashion than the last

[cringefail-clown]

ROBRO: give 'em hell

practice panel from todays doodle sesh! a scene ive had in mind for quite a while from turnabout, which happens right after dave enters the medium. hal stays behind to take care of condy... it doesnt end well

#homestuck #homestuck turnabout #turnabout au #lil hal #hal strider #bro strider #he doesnt d1e dont worry #its so much worse c: #fr fr i feel so bad for tb!guardian hal he really gets the short end of the stixk #its bc hes one of my faves and me like to make my faves suffer #for *character development* yk

[appl-juice42]

Derse doodles

#homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #rose lalonde #dirk strider #my art #homestuck^2 #ik the kids dont really have a job after the game but i like to think running a whole ass society is the equivalent to a 9 to 5 job or worse

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jake: Gay sex will not fix this situation. in all honesty it would probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it the old college try anyways

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jake english #mod terezi #i mean #it may make the situation worse but it'll drastically improve the experience and morale

[poorslaindoll]

I’m gonna be so fucking real with y’all rn.

So I’ve more or less been casually keeping up with Hazbin Hotel since the pilot days. I did some fanart at some point and did a cosplay once, but I currently do not consider myself part of the fandom (certainly not the hatedom bc y’all are kinda ridiculous). But anyway I’ve seen a lot of the criticisms for the show and have seen the episodes (I’ve also seen all the Helluva Boss episodes and this all applies to that show as well). And while I have a handful of criticisms of my own, none of them involve the amount of cursing in it???

Because like…

I do NOT understand why everyone gets so pissy about the cursing. Like maybe it’s because I’m a homestuck fan and that comic curses more than both Hazbin and Helluva probably ever will combined and I see nothing wrong with it? Like cursing isn’t the punchline like some of y’all seem to think it is. That’s just how some people talk and for the LIFE of me I do not see why people are clutching their pearls about it. Like is there some social standard about swearing that I missed? I know some people prefer to not curse and that’s fine and up to personal preference. But like… Growing up on the internet in the 2010’s alone got me so desensitized to profanity that I literally could not care less when someone drops the fuck word.

I curse like a sailor, most of my friends curse like sailors, and even my super religious mom curses like a sailor sometimes. So every time I hear someone complain about it I’m just like… okay??? Get over it??? I understand that there’s a time and a place for the use of certain kinds of language, but you’d think that an adult show targeted for adults about a place where everyone’s an asshole is an appropriate instance for swearing to be allowed.

Sorry if that comes off as harsh or insensitive for some reason. It just really baffles me and I am so genuinely confused about it all. This isn’t even an "oH tHeY’Re iN heLL" thing either. I just don’t understand and low key feel like I’m either going crazy or just really missing something here.

#hazbin hotel #helluva boss #homestuck #probably putting myself in the line of fire for this post ngl #and I don’t know how else to phrase this but like #grow up #genuinely #it’s not that deep #as for the show I think it’s okay #but my standards for media are apparently not that high #since I don’t seem to understand what all the fuss is about #and yes I know Vivziepop is controversial and I know all the problematic lore #and frankly I’ve heard worse #this isn’t me being an apologist or anything #it’s me being apathetic

[red-elric]

dave who learned imitation as a survival method....... dave getting into turntables and music mixing bc thats the one thing he can do with his bro without getting stressed out, getting into swords and ‘cool guy’ things bc when he acts like his bro and impresses him he gets hurt less, learning to act dry and emotionally disconnected from john bc john is well liked among his friends (and he likes john, too), learning to psychoanalyze by imitating rose because rose will back off if he manages to pick at one of HER sore spots for once....... dave realizing he doesnt want to be that person anymore on the meteor but not having any other method of becoming well-liked. dave imitating romcom protagonists to get karkat’s attention, becoming more and more grumpy and animated and dramatic bc of all the time he’s spent around karkat, dave’s dry humor getting more and more developed as he spends more time with rose and kanaya. dave who has a crisis (at least in another timeline) because at age sixteen he’s standing in his childhood bedroom and surrounded by interests he hasn’t pursued in years and sobbing because he doesn’t know who he is without trying to make someone like him. he doesn’t know which interests, if any, were ones he would have had if he’d grown up with a guardian that didn’t hate him, if the world hadn’t ended and if he wasn’t one of the sole survivors dedicating his childhood to creating a new universe, if he’d just been a normal kid. 

dave, age sixteen, who has no idea who he is or what he wants from life.

(https://www.homestuck.com/story/6306)

#it me #homestuck #dave strider #davekat #to an extent lol #that page--and like four or five following it--make me ugly cry ngl #its like. sixteen year olds have this whole thing about not knowing who they are or what they wanna do ANYWAY #but its much much worse for dave bc of all the trauma #its soooo hard to write him in aus bc like!!!! he's so traumatized in canon!!! #he might have been totally different if hed gotten a happy childhood!!!!! #frankly even the difference between game over timeline and retcon timeline dave is SHOCKING #game over dave is still soo clearly guarded and tense; retcon dave isnt exactly RELAXED but he seems a lot happier #enough that its a stark difference when he finally talks to dirk while still having that convo feel v similar to much earlier dave convos #anyway. love him........

[homestuck-but-worse]

Dave: hey what rhymes with karkat, im trying to make a romantic rap

Nepeta: have you tried a difurrent apurroach?

Terezi: DOORM4T

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #nepeta leijon #terezi pyrope #homestuck but worse #mod james #davekat

[badlydrawnerisol]

#ok the erisol starts now i think #but im putting too much effort into this already... i will try to do worse from now on #im a perfectionist this is a warmup #and i was having fun drawing... #erisol #sollux captor #eridan ampora #homestuck

[vriskaserketdaily]

vriska serket therapy session

this is probably (easily) the worst thing i have drawn for this blog

#vriska serket #mod 8 #daily vriska serket #vriska #daily vriska #homestuck #vriska homestuck #homestuck vriska #rose lalonde #rose #rose homestuck #homestuck rose #dont quote me on that im sure ive drawn worse #blood tw #fantasy blood

[eggwishing]

might as well take it 

#homestuck #bec noir #this was perfectly fine but then i ruined it . so i used the last screenshot i took ^this #drew some stuff over it . N boom #i wanted to add a ton of cool easter eggs n shit #but i got too caught up in me feeling like too much was happening #so i kept making changes until it started to look Worse but i still kept going like I can Fix it I can Fix it #i couldnt btw. made it 1000000 times worse #anyone know how to like. find an old autosave on clip studio #i wanna get this drawing back before i drew shit all over it and saved it and couldnt undo it afterwards

[knights-unwelcommentary]

Thinking about how sobering a victorious session would feel when the players don't get to sneak a whole ectobiology lab and an army of npcs into the new universe

You won, but did you, really?

#homestuck #even worse if they don't have a time player to skip ahead to a comfortable modern lifestyle