Y’know, the fact that there are people who can live to be 100 or even longer means that, for some, this isn’t their first Roaring 20s
How long dose it take for slang to become an excepted word in an Academic setting
When my hair is straight I feel like I look Miele like I have my life together. like I can mabey fake it.
Do you ever look at your life and think wow I’m a disaster
Pink has 2 types of music
- I’m a badass bitch and the patriarchy can go f themselves
- I probably need a therapist and or the ability to feel emotions is overrated
And honestly I can relate
I think we can all agree that If Tony Stark dies in Avengers:Endgame we can just pretend it never happened.
Someone: Have you seen the new Avengers movie
Me: Never heard of it
Someone: You know Avengers:End-
Someone: the movie where Tony Stark di-
Having kids is like having a real life OC
if it isn’t on the Internet, it doesn’t exist.
Me, watching a monster movie on a flat screen: “This movie is so cool! Oh, here’s that crazy fight scene with Godzilla.”
Godzilla: takes one step
Was actually really clever on Gandalf’s part as all of the perishables they ate would have been overrun with mould when Bilbo got back a year later.
Okay can I just get my calculator and worry about this later
The answer is eight, great! Wow can someone congratulate and appreciate my puns rn
Thats not a pun that was a rhyme, i suck at words but ill be fine
I aint ashamed
I feel like I’m making a huge collection of lgbt+ people who follow me. And a even huger amount of lgbt+ people that I follow. These are good life goals.
Cars are a thing in Naruto
Kakashi drives a <i>minivan</i>
So all those times that Kakashi was late to meet Team 7, was he paying homage to Obito…
Christopher Columbus was the original jackass who removes the source of a thing and reposts it as his own.
Socrates would have been a MRA