The most dangerous time to be me is when I'm 5 hours into homework. I run out of fucks.
Attatch memes to my homework? Okay!
Send no-context videos to coworkers? Great!
Message my crush? Done!
Make a tumblr post about myself? Here ya go!
I lose ALL impulse control
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You go and chill with your #friends 👨👧👦, and the CFS does your #homework 📚. It's a win-win🥂 situation.
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never forgive trigger for what they cut
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“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.
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everyone’s homework before Dec 20th, 2024 is to play Sonic Adventure 2
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Audio books but it’s Michael Sheen reading books as Aziraphale and sometimes you hear David Tennant shouting something obnoxious as Crowley.
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Okay so in my Computer Applications class we learned about conditional formatting in Excel, where you can change the color of a cell by inputting certain values.
We're supposed to use it to model heat gradients in metals, but I found a better application:
FROG ART
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Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.
Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?
Dick: obviously it’s me?
Tim: it’s dick
Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.
Bruce: it’s Jason
Everyone: WHAT?!?!???
Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week
*everyone looks at dick*
Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school
*everyone looks at tim*
Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him
*everyone looks at Damian*
Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy
Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away
Bruce: my precious little boy
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Working from home should be this cozy! #home #work #workfromhome #workingfromhome #room #workathome #homeinspiration #homes #workfromhomelife #homegoals #workfromhomejobs #hometime #roominspiration #homeimprovements #homedesigns #worksmart #workhome #homeworks #workingfromanywhere #businessfromhome #homeph #workingplace #workspacestyling #lifestyle #positive #motivation #productiveday #roominterior
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