#homie bro buddie

[climbdraws]

anytime I use the "fellas is it ____" or "ladies is it _____" meme I mean it in the most gender neutral way possible

#we're all girlies here #fellas #lads #bros #buddies #homies #besties

[onigiridon]

Straight up bro

#chainsaw man #idk #meme #buddies #the real homies #bros #homies #ur part of this if ur reading this K

[countryfriedcatboy]

I forget if you have a cat but if you do you love them to death, but if not you really want a cat but can't have one because someone you know is deathly allergic, or a strange combo of both of them.

NAH CUS UR DEAD ON LIKE im allergic to like dander or whatever so it was kinda hard to be around cats at first BUT NOW I HAVR ONE !!!!! her name is kitkat and shes the silliest and i do love cats more than life itself

#asks #dead my beloved !!!! #MY HOMIE MHY BUDDY MY BRO MY HOMESLICE THE BESTIE HOWS IT GOING !!!!

[hopskipandarump]

got "you pull you tank"d in troia today lads lmfao

ypyt is a shitty attitude, especially in expert roulette, just grow up and take aggro off whoever has it. hell half the time theyre even mitting for you, and if you refuse to take them you only make the healers job harder

(also you dont even need a tank for expert ive healed planty of them with tanks who throw tantrums or leave You Are Not That Important)

#ffxiv #do not bring this ypyt shit into my house #i know a ton of melees who use arm's length on packs before the tank grabs them to help #it literally does not matter at all (especially post shb aggro change where its not even hard to take aggro back) #im saying this as someone who has tanked a ton of dungeons theres no reason to not take them back #the tank alone does not control the pace sit the fuck down #so patronising too like got damn #a shit load of my friends tank and even my bro my buddy my homie who i run content with day one is a tank main #and he loves when dps/healers pull and mit for him #he expects it even #because hes a grown ass man who doesnt have chronic main character syndrome like fuckin john finalfantasy here #rumprabbiting

[bluehwale-main]

hellooo ik its me again spamming inbox again 😁 ykw ykw

i miss u like i legit miss u sm that like i feel like my day is incomplete without talking to u it feels like a hollow yk that emptiness u get after finishing a kdrama thats what im feeling as i write this (becoming too much in love behaviour but its fine cuz i love uu nd being a liz simp is better than living alone without love in ur lifee) that without talking to feels like my day is incomplete but ik u are taking time off to collect ur thoughts achieve mental peace (hoping u get it during ur time off ) nd become calm nd ik how badly negative comments affect a person cuz they never get forgotten they just get buried nd come up whenver u get into a bad headspace but its fine we all get into bad headspaces go thru hard times nd i believe in u can get thru it u can nd take as much time as u need i will waiting for u with open arms to embrace u nd let u rest

nd ykw in a span of 4days sm things happened first i finished all the movies of to all the boys i have loved before but i didnt watvh xo kitty cuz they should made it as a netflix original movie instead of making it as a kdrama + eng series (i rly dont like eng series never watched any 😭😭 cuz i dont feel the connect the way i feel with kdramas ) nd after finishing i was like 😭😭 how do i get such a sweet guy (its an dream which no guy would be able to fulfill ) anw moving on

i tried to talk or more likely comfort a guy he is going thru hard time i can see it on jis fsce no matter how much he tries to mask it it can be seen in his expression nd eyes 😭( i dont like but as a genuine frnd im concerned abt him as i wasnt talking to him for a week ( i get too tired ti socialize in thr evening 😞that i dont text anyone ) so i wrote this a huge block of texting with some advice with some caring words okay nd telling everything will be fine nd all i sent it after 2minutes i was like this is so cringe 😭😭😭😭😭 nd i was like i sound like a girl who has a crush on him ( i dont 😭hes the type of person who has a huge ego nd i dont like egoistic ppl but to me he doesnt shows ego idk why 🥴🥴nd he is kinda dumb )

nd after i deleted i was like think ren thinkkk sm thoughts were going on in my mind like i HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE COMFROTED A GUY let alone have a guy frnd even tho i had one he confessed to me nd the friendship turned into dust 😭 nd from the start i always had female frinds even tho i have some guy frnds but we arent close to be considered frnds like classmate things ykk nd with the guy i wanted to comfort he considers me his frnd but i dont 😭 i have a very peculiar criteria of considering ppl as frnds 😭 but it is what it is so at last i texted him be well nd take care nd i also said it is overhelming to u atm but it will become better trust me he said see u soon i read nd didnt reply cuz idk.what to say 😭😭 nd ykw i suck at comforting guys cuz with girls its like u can say ily to them nd write a long ass message for them nd yk its a connect 😭 like i want a guy who genuinely is only intrested im friendship not in f2l nd i cant even say a guy i love u randomly if i trying to comfort them they might take it literally nd another trouble 😭😭 well i have never said that i dont plan to 😭 anw take careeee have a good day

#ren u r making me shed Real tears rn #i love u sm like if anyone tries to be the number 1 ren simp I WILL FIGHT THEM #BCS THATS MY SPOT #NO ONE ELSE’S!!!!!!!! #and omg i also watched xo kitty for shits n giggles HELPPP LMAO but i agree with u a 100% bro #no u’re so right bcs no sweet guy exist #like i’ve come to terms w it now :’-) #NO BCS #FRIENDSHIP WITH GUYS ARE SO HARD TO MAINTAIN FOR SOME REASON????? BCS ONE DAY THEY’LL JUST BOOM CONFESS THEIR UNDYING LOVE TO U #ITS SICK #LIKE #I THOUGHT WE’RE HOMIES I THOUGHT WE’RE BUDDIES WHY R U IN LOVE W ME NOW💀 #not wanting f2l with guys is so true like…. i just want a FRIEND how hard is it bro 😭😭 #okay but u’re good at comforting ppl <3 whoever tht guy is should be HONORED #also #men with big ego <<<<<<< #not it #glad u dodged a bullet kinda 😭😭 #I LOVE U AND I LOVE UR STORIES MY SLEEP DISAPPEARED IM SO INVESTED NOW

[mairiieux]

KAE

TOASTTTT

#💌 #from: ajax 🌊 #WHAT’S UP MY BUDDY MY HOMIE MY BRO

[synchronysymphony]

at what point are you just straight up friends with someone

#like not pals #not buddies #but friends #also at what point does it go from homie to bro

[steamystrangerfics]

I’m gonna be posting a shit ton of Starkid

Because they are going on tour again and making new projects again and I just can’t

I love them. I’ve loved them since around 2009, freshman year.

Go fucking look them up dammit. And Fangirl with me.

#by the light of the moon we have found the sunrise #you are my bright night #friendship ship #team starkid #holy musical b@man #buddies bros homies amigos pizza Nintendo

[anonymous-dentist]

is the fact that all badlands or badlands adjacent characters (bad, Sam, Ponk) have been described as across town on purpose, or is it a coincidence?

They play cards once a week, have been playing cards once a week since Bad moved to town around Sapnap's third birthday. They never played at Bad's house, what with Sam being a vampire and Ponk being... Ponk, but they all hang out, and this definitely won't be a thing in the distant future when some motherfucker joins a cult.

#asks! #anon! #skeleton appreciation day fic #they're across town mostly just to gather them together #they're buddies bros homies amigos pizza nintendo yo yo yo let's go

[rainydaysofbliss]

so my friend just came out as trans. and i’m super happy for him!! he hasn’t figured out his name yet, but like i’m glad he’s letting himself be, well, himself. i do feel bad though because he said that his parents already took forever to be chill with him being bi (which is just, like, accept your child pls? douchebags?) so, he’s not coming out to them. which is totally his choice and up to him…… but if and/or when (idk) he does, if they are douches abt it, i will kill them (okay maybe not but i will silently seethe and comfort my friend but maybe exchange some words with them). anyways! yeah this post was just about my friend coming out, and how happy i am for them!!! and how anyone who has a problem with him, can take it up with me!!!! 😊😊

#i love my buddies #ITS A BOY #does this mean we get to be bros now?? #were we bros before??? #what even is a bro?????? #can i call him my homie?? #would that be overdoing it? #idk guys i’m trying to be supportive but not weird #i’m always weird #jesus christ someone fix me #p.s. my teeth still hurt btw

[heartfullofleeches]

Now you mentioned V's masturbation record............. does homie want to be masturbation buddies?? It's not fucking gay if you talk to your home bros how you'd fuck a girl while rubbing each other's cocks 💀💀💀💀💀

Totally isn't - especially when V asks to make out while you stroke one out together. It's just practice for when you both get a girl. Don't pay any mind to him muttering how much he loves you when he nuts either. He's just talking to his imaginary girlfriend who happens to have the same name as you-

Anyway to answer your question, yes definitely absolutely.

#yandere #yandere imagines #yandere x you #yandere x reader #yandere oc #yandere headcanons #male yandere #yandere insert #V my oc

[jjunsolos]

let me in ! - c.bg smau

synopsis - jeon yn is a mysterious human being. people only know her as “kazuhas silent buddy”. this makes beomgyu curious. curious enough to try and befriend yn himself. if only she wasnt so stubborn…

pairing - popular kid!beomgyu x nerd!reader

genre - high school!au, strangers to friends to lovers!au, crack, fluff, angst (ish)

warnings - profanity, intentional lowercase, typos/misspelling, written chapters, angsty scenes n such, mentions of food (tba!!)

characters - jeon somi, kazuha and yunjin from le sserafim, beomgyu and taehyun from txt, jay and heesung from enhypen, ningning from aespa.

schedule - when im free

taglist - closed!

the supremes | sexy roblox gamers🫦

(1) what thefuck (2) kazuha is bullyism (3) why does beomgyu literally hate me (4) crazy morning (written) (5) ur scary like that (6) confidence is key (7) hey baka (half written) (8) ok fuck u den (9) its my only choice bro (10) what do i do (half written) (11) how awkward (written) (12) maybe i do miss him (13) something deeper (14) make things right (15) good days by sza (written) (16) eye eye captain (17) its giving late realization (18) ok encyclopedia (19) infrunami (written) (20) my stargirl (21) true intentions (22) youre special (written) (23) have some shame (24) leave my homies alone (25) p.s: im not rlly srry (26) love songs (written) (27) hardest soft launch (FINAL) letting me in

author’s note - completed !

#jjunsolos #txt #txt ff #beomgyu #huening kai #kang taehyun #soobin #yeonjun #txt post #txt smau #tomorrow by together imagine #txt fluff #txt social media au #beomgyu scenarios #txt beomgyu #beomgyu fanfic #beomgyu ff #beomgyu smau #beomgyu social media au #beomgyu fluff #choi beomgyu #beomgyu fic #beomgyu series #beomgyu txt #tomorrow by together #tomorrow x together #txt x reader #beomgyu oneshots #beomgyu choi #beomgyu tomorrow x together

[weebsinstash]

*strums guitar* you know who would be a total piece of shit, to be stuck up in Heaven fuckin FOREVER with

This douchebag! Gotta get some Adam content out before the finale drops and then I'm sure I'll be back for more then too!

I was listening to "You Didn't Know" again and I HATE this man, and because I hate him and he's an asshole, I can then see his wretched character doing shitty and debauched things

Which then means he's conceptually fuckable and we must discuss

I was sitting and thinking about. Ok in the most dramatic fucking way possible can you imagine being in the courtroom with Charlie as a Sinner Representative because you're dope like that, and Adam just starts fucking beefing with you on sight and you give it right back to him because HOMIE BASICALLY INVENTED MISOGYNY, you're standing in HEAVEN while an ANGEL looks you dead in the eye and calls you a CUNT like I wouldn't fucking tolerate it I'd be screaming at him like a feral beast, "why don't you look at your FEMALE BOSS and say that again, you dickless loser?!"

But can you imagine just having this insane BEEF, you guys are having MUSICAL DIAGETIC SINGING BEEF, and then, like. Either there in court or later on in the plot, hey, everything is good now, Sinners/you can ascend or we can go from heaven and hell and visit our families and everything is good now, yaaay! Or your name was mispelled on a form and it's like oh shit you were supposed to be in Heaven all along our bad and ONLY you are cool to "go upstairs"

And you can't even be happy about it because it's literally "oh cool I DO belong in Heaven!">wait but my friends are in Hell > oh fuck THAT ANGEL THAT HATES ME IS HERE, and sure enough he's standing there at the pearly gates to personally welcome you into Heaven, grinning like the cat that ate the canary, making it EXTREMELY CLEAR that he's basically gonna be stalking you because he wants to personally witness you fuck up and get sent back to Hell where he can kill you himself

Homie is back at base posting photos of you all over the walls like an insane person, "look at this tricky fucking bitch, fucking scheming, fucking planning something, fucking bitch" and even Lute is standing there, ".... that's a photo of them eating a sandwich, sir" and she's like TRYING to see where he's coming from but these are photos of you like SLEEPING and the suspicion that you might act out becomes an excuse to stalk you as he gets progressively more unhinged and perverted and frustrated (in more ways than one)

Let's also just discuss some baseline ideas! Abso fucking lutely do I see him as some, frat boy piece of shit who is always at least vaguely hostile to women so we're discussing female Reader specific ideas. Like imagine he's trying to actually be friendly and be cool with you or maybe you guys even hang out on good terms or whatever, maybe you both play guitar and he likes how you can shred it, and, he's the kinda guy to invite you to hang out and not specify other people are gonna be there so you get there and he's with his buddies and they're all talking about, gross shit like the size of the tits on the girl they last fucked, "oh hey did you sleep with Stacey" "fuck yeah I slept with Stacey you know that slut takes anyone", like, Adam deadass expects you to stand next to him with your red solo cup as they all talk about "the massive cow tits on that bitch" and if you even mildly imply this isn't entertaining "you're just bein a prude babe!"

Like Adam has no self awareness, he'll be saying horrid shit about women and then one of his buddies makes the most MILD of comments about you, "yeah your friend is kinda fuckable" and Adam is like in a RAGE, "hey man, that's not fucking cool! Let's go, outside NOW, fuckin step up, bro!" and he's brawling dudes for shit he's said about their conquests PLENTY of times

Just picturing the idea of like idk Saint Peter or even Emily flying around and they see you sitting on a bench outside far far away from where other people are and they fly down to greet you with the biggest smile, "hiya, how are you?" and you um look at them with such a genuinely dead, depressed, empty expression that they like cannot even fathom it. You're??? Unhappy??? In HEAVEN??? they cannot even comprehend it.

The real kicker is if you started to CRY and look this angel or seraph directly in the eyes as you ask, "can i... go back to Hell? I'm allowed to leave, right?" and THAT'S what raises massive red flags and sends that angel straight to their fucking boss. Sera would be over here, "oh she's having problems with Adam oh that's unfortunate but they'll sort them out -- WAIT WHAT DO YOU M E A N SHE WANTS TO LEAVE????" And,, oh, NOW they suddenly care about how happy you are, NOW they're suddenly willing to help maybe mildly keep Adam away from you. Because why? Because now you're potentially going to damage Heaven's perfect track record, and, geez they can't have you running around DEPRESSED, with your face looking all... ICKY and SAD! What if you made the other darlin-- I mean other residents of heaven sad and they maybe wanted to leave their precious angel protectors too? Huh? Ever think of that?

I love how I was sitting over here "what if like the entire Spider Society was yandere for the Reader" and ever since then my brain is like a puppy chasing treats, "what if I made this entire community mentally unhinged"

Also. Carmilla Carmine and her family + Zestial protecting Reader from Adam or any other angels because 👏 we can have as many mommies or daddies or fake family members as we want down here and that's the facts on that 👏

#hh #yandere hellaverse #yandere hazbin hotel #yandere x reader #sinprompts

[kiker0]

Another day just reciting the best qualities of your best homie bro buddy ✨

#soriku #kingdom hearts #kh sora #kh riku #just usual daydreaming about your best homie #nothing wrong with appreciating the plot 🤌

[pompettepink]

Type of men NOT to date

Dating in the 2020's is so rough! It feels like so many people are just looking for hookups and too many women are getting forced into "situationships" in the hopes that "more" will come out of it, but "more" never happens. Ladies, save yourselves the heartache and leave these type of low level men ALONE

A man who asks "what you bring to the table"

He is thinking transactionally. He wants to know beforehand what act of service he can expect from you in the future. Whatever comes out of your mouth will be his checklist in the relationship and he WILL bring it up when you "fail to meet expectations".

A man who disrupts your peace

A man who is prone to fits of rage and refuses to seek help will take you down with him. He will actively work to destroy your self worth and possessions. Any man coming into your life MUST be giving you peace that is BETTER than the peace you find within yourself.

A man with low quality friends

There's a very high chance that if a man is in his mid to late 20s and is still friends with his highschool buddies they are actively holding him back. There needs to be far more substance in a male friendship than bonding over a band one time in a 10th grade science class. Having old time friends is amazing, but everyone in the friend group should be maturing at the same pace and having adult conversations and not just sharing their girlfriends nudes with the homies in the groupchat

A man who listens to Bro Podcasters

Self explanatory. There should be NO reason that a man sees value in anything a violent misogynist has to say. It is NOT NORMAL for a man to take lifestyle advice from broken men who are NOT living the lifestyle they're advocating for (monogamous long term relationship with the intention of marriage and providing for their wife and kids). Unless he is compiling information to loudly denounce those views and see those podcasters as an enemy of men, you have no business dating someone like that

A man who idolizes 50/50 relationships

Expecting your partner to go 50/50 with everything and anything is insecure and immature. In reality you can't ALWAYS split the bills. Sometimes things come up. Like card only payments, cash only payments, misplaced wallet, dead phone, payment deadline, accidents etc etc. If he expects every instance involving money to be split into two equal bills he WILL be resentful towards you if you fail to deliver. He should also be more than happy to spoil you when he can and pay in full

A man who struggles building relationships with women

You aren't going to be any different just because he's fucking you. And this isn't about a struggle that results from trauma (abusive mom). This is about ANY woman in his life. If he can't connect with his sisters and can't "really" explain "why", or if he's never had a female friend, that's a red flag. It's most likely that he can't build relationships with women who he isn't sexually attracted to, making him more likely to misconstrued any interaction with a pretty woman as grounds to cheat

An unkempt man

He doesn't need to be the world's best dresser, but he MUST care about his appearance. You two will be seen together constantly and in social settings others will view you as a single unit. You are doing a disservice to yourself by being with a man who has a hands-off attitude with the way he presents himself and always choices to go out with wrinkled stained clothes, dirty hair, a smelly outfit, and a wardrobe full of holes and filth

A man who moves too fast

Why is this man trying to get you into bed yet he doesn't even know your last name? Casual flings are totally fine and super appropriate for any adult to be a part of. But if you're looking to seriously date you HAVE to be picky. Even if your connection is magnetic off the bat restraint should be shown until the commitment is there. If you tell him you only want to have sex with a committed man and he gets mad, pressures you, or asks you to be official on the spot and then have sex afterwards, he just wants to orgasm, nothing more

A man who's all talk and no action

If a man talks about how close he feels to you, but doesn't try to commit, he's keeping you away from love. If a man romantically messages you everyday, but doesn't take you on a date, he's a pen pal. If he's always talking about going for a big promotion, but doesn't put in the work the position requires, he's just a job holder. Actions speak louder than words and if he wanted to, he would

A man who struggles with handling you

Far too many men couple up with talented, sexy, smart, extrovert women, then try to change them when they become official because they can't keep up with her. If she was a sexy dresser BEFORE you started dating, you should expect the same WHILE you're dating. If she was always having deeply intellectual conversations BEFORE you started dating, you should expect the same WHILE you're dating. If she had a large group of friends that she loved hanging out with BEFORE you started dating, you should expect the same WHILE you're dating. If he can't keep up with you then he shouldn't take up space in your circle

A man who is incompetent with chores

Need I say more? Chores aren't rocket science. If he can't cook a meal from start to finish you'll be forced to be his personal chef. If he can't do a load of laundry you'll be forced to be his laundromat. If he doesn't know how to sweep, mop, or vacuum you'll be forced to be his maid. Never choose to be a servant when well rounded men exist in the dating pool

A man who doesn't boast about you

He should be proud to have you as his partner. Everyone in his life should know that you two are dating. He should want to walk behind you and open doors for you so that everyone can see you before they see him. He should always want to hold your hand and feel disgusted when other people hit on him. If he says he "lives a private life" and doesn't want to post you on his social media or be seen kissing you in public it's because he doesn't want his wife and other girlfriend to catch him cheating

Never let anyone convince you that it's impossible to find a man of quality because "your standards are too high". You're the prize and for your sake you should never expect the bare minimum for love

#coquette #pompettepink #soft girl #lover girl #dollette #lifestyle #lovecore #dating #dating advice #lux

[cabinseventheaterchick]

Oh, hi! Didn’t see you see there. I’m Kat Carter!

Okay, lemme think… I’m fifteen, daughter of Apollo currently at Camp Half-Blood with my homies <3

When I’m not at camp, NYC is my home base. You can probably find me in Apollo cabin: practicing monologues/songs, scrolling Tumblr for fellow demigods, trying not to pine over Ellis Wakefield, or attempting to successfully make Kronos a good person. (It’s a work in progress).

he gets his own category:

@ellis--wakefield — i’m going on a date with him!!!!!

he’s really cute and he’s great at capture the flag and he’s nice to the newbies and damn he’s just idk how to even describe him ‘cause words cannot

Former… um… let’s just say people I used to know:

@lukemessedup — Good boss, bad business

@lieutenant-of-kronos — I regret letting him convince me to join up but he’s a nice guy.

@alabaster-c-t — Yep. You read that right. Bro is apparently not dead, nor has ever been.

@the-song-of-the-moon — We’re starting an ex-Titan Army therapy group together :3

@the-lord-of-time — Literally cannot believe I’m writing this. I’m working on making him a good person, hopefully.

@existence-is-pain-ahhhhhhhh — need I say more? He’s awesome. Case closed.

@the-better-castellan — new addition to the List Of People Who Aren’t Dead After All! They’re cool trust me

Totally irresponsible pseudo-father to half of CHB (he does actually care about campers but he’s got a reputation to uphold):

@dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine

My fellow campers, love y’all:

@thanatoss-favorite-demigod — best murder road trip buddy a gal could ask for

@thehadescabincounsler — I’ve adopted them into Apollo cabin. They’re now officially an honorary child of the Sun Dude.

@thatonebitheaterkid — my sibling. too many pets (affectionate)

@that-dam-daughter-of-poseidon — my absolute bestie <3

@poseidons-favourite-daughter — training together ⚔️! She’s so sweet and a year rounder so I won’t be alone come fall

@yes-im-a-daughter-of-hades — she just got back from Tartarus, so you know what that means!… binge watching everything pop culture. Phineas and Ferb say what?

@lady-ariadne-of-milan — my coolest big sister. Be nice, she’s been trapped as a flower since, like, the Renaissance.

@bill-son-of-boreas — Ayyy! My Norwegian bestie!

Shoot me an ask, camp can get kinda boring!

(Psst. My general tag is #kat carter on the case, and my lore tag is #from the archives of kat carter)

#percy jackson #percy jackson oc #pjo oc #rp blog #roleplay blog #alabaster c torrington #ellis wakefield #cabin 7 #kat carter on the case #from the desk of kat carter