#homoeretism

[wouldvecouldveshouldve]

lacyyyyy oh lacyyy its like you’re out to GET me

#its so codependent homoeretic friendship coded

[anghelcode]

wtf are they gay

#mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat #mk1 #mk1 2023 #bi han #sub zero #oc #they hate each other in homoeretic way #my ocs name is sima btw #heheheheheh #oc x canon

[themalhambird]

I hate it when you dream you're watching a TV show and you're really fucking invested but you only get a random scene or two before you wake up and are faced with the fact the show in question was in fact a figment of your imagination and you can't go back and enjoy the intricately plotted, heartstopping spectacle from the beginning and also, you will never discover what that intracate plot *was*

#also because it was a dream even those made up scenes are hazy and hard to properly recollect #Our Hero- a pretty blonde in regency type uniform- was getting gravely wounded defending Commanding Officer Dad Figure from...a rebellion? #maybe mutiny? pretty sure both sets of fighters were supposed to be on the same side because there were definate homoeretic undertones #in an old friend turned FUCKING TRAITOR sense between Our Hero and the guy doing the wounding

[sumendi-blog]

Ok, ok, Nandermo is over

Can Guillermo have, PLEASE, a vampire slayer boyfriend? I can't see him dating a normal human...and the homoeretic fights that this will result by Guillermo protecting his vampires while thinking "DAMN he's good...focus, Guillermo!"

Maybe I'm the one that needs to focus....

#but nandermo is dead to me #Guillermo/vampire family is my OTP #the only thing i really want at least is Guillermo being with his vampire family #what we do in the shadows #let my boy have profound dick #and feelings of course #nandermo #guillermo de la cruz

[stars-and-birds]

when the homoeretic tension is so thick you can breathe it

#Istg these sapphics #/lh #avatrice #wenclair #only murders hulu

[qprsmackdown]

what submissions have the most convincing propaganda: rather for being silly or being serious

hi anon. mod zazie here. i read through every single one of the submissions to answer this because i am insane. and the results are as follows ^-^

techno & phil fans are INSANE over "for you phil, the world!!" as they should be!! i, too, read bunfloras' phil & techno fics. but even if i didnt already know who emeraldduo was, you all have VERY GOOD propaganda. Immortal lifelong best friends... <3

dsmp fans i love you im holding out my hand to you in a gesture of friendship. hello. both mods are also mcyt fans and dsmp fans. we know abt characters vs ccs. we also despise cc!dream. you are safe here. im sorry that previous polls have traumatized you :((

c!tubbo/c!ranboo fans also fucking turned out you have VERY convincing propaganda

ive never read the locked tomb, know nothing of the characters, but to the submitters who sent in Camilla Hect and Palamedes Sextus youve convinced me. VERY good job. where can i find your media i need to learn more. no like fr

jrwi fans are you okay. good lord /pos. also youll be pleased to know WE HAVE NOT ONE BUT TWO SUBMISSIONS OF THE GREATER MANA POLYCULE

to the etho/skizz fan who submitted an essay. hi. i think youre so right for putting them in a httyd au. very convincing propaganda. also are you okay.

hi silmarillion fans. do you need hot cocoa.

jrwi fans are literally so not normal about their guys. sorry to call you out but oh my god not a single one of you is normal /pos. its great.

not a fnaf fan but "Theyre also both canonically queer, if that helps. That has nothing to do with the lobotomies or the dying and being revived as a soulless walking corpse, though." is the sentence of all time. i hope whoever wrote that is doing well.

good evening to the homestuck fan who wrote jake & dirk propaganda so convincing that for a moment i wanted to go check out their media only to remember its Homestuck and ONLY to the homestuck fan who wrote jake & dirk propaganda so convincing that for a moment i wanted to go check out their media only to remember its Homestuck.

we've been over the jesus christ/mary magdalene submission but did you know apparently there's actual evidence to back it up? lots of it in fact? i did not expect to read that tonight (for future reference slash in case you're curious i am an atheist & cycad is christian)

the little women fan has some SERIOUS propaganda. my respect o7

hello to the autistic sp (south park) fan who wrote a genuine essay on kenny mccormick and eric cartman. wish you well (and like, we got a voltron submission as well. i dont know either of those shows/fandoms at all besides vague knowledge that they're not great but eh we're here to have fun. who cares (this is in response to you mentioning you didnt know if sp was allowed (i dont know actually youd have to ask cycad but im like 95% sure its fine (can you tell i have adhd))))

GIGOLAS FAN SPOTTED. they didnt write a lot of propaganda but HELL YEAH WE GOT SOME LOTR FANS HERE. theyre so qpr to me you dont even KNOW

i didnt even think about link/zelda being a qpr before this but you have convinced me. youre so right. they Are

besties who drink poison together STAY together!!! (merlin and arthur). fuck yeah baby!!! i have never seen merlin bbc

oh moirails are a homestuck thing i saw those in our asks and was unsure what they were

CANON QPR IN FABLE SMP? oh i need to check that out. fable smp fans ik this is a long shot but if anyone wants to give me reccomendations for where to start watching.

hiya qsmp fans. no need to worry you have turned out in both numbers AND propaganda. wowzers.

we have One submission for q!quackbur but now im wondering why no one has submitted c!quackbur. theyre literally homoeretic business rivals whose relationship could be viewed as platonic or romantic. smh

Roman and Youngblood from Roleslaying with Roman have very dedicated fans.

divorce quartet the divorced qp polycule ever but also im very biased. (both scott/cleo and scott/martyn were submitted multiple times)

we have some very fun ocs & real life qp relationships and im so here for it.

oh hey lifesteal smp i know those guys. wow damn theyre kinda fucked up arent they.

POLYARCHIVES SUPREMACY <3 BASEDBASEDBASED

POLYMECHS SUPREMACY ALSO SO BASED

Hi. Person who submitted both jesus/mary magdalene and now hamlet/ophelia. I love you. You are here to cause CHAOS and i for one applaud you for it. Can we kiss /j

#ask #not competition #mod zazie #I AM REVEALING ALL MY BIASES HERE AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT HELL YEAH THOSE ARE MY BLORBOS

[eepybubble]

the homoeretic tension between literally any two female enemies

#the moms from first kill #first kill #emma and evil queen lady in once upon a time #once upon a time #idk their names and im too lazy to look them yp #lesbian

[the-arcade-doctor]

Cancel Jotaphobia, he is homoeretic

-Oliver (eepy)

[ J:\\ I--.. ]

[spacedykez]

ever wondered what happens in the otterverse? you're in the right place

season 1 >war is occurring (the cloobies war) >divorce anon appears and tells Paci (who is then still trying to play Kevin) about a third faction (Reddits) >paci says star agrees >divorce anon comes back to lifesteal-headcanons and says basically the same thing >nix dislikes it >divorce says paci agreed with them >nix jokingly threatens to get the divorce papers >divorce anon gets their name >paci appears briefly and asks why they’re talking about divorce. nix says xe don’t know. paci leaves. >divorce anon ties up nix (and several others) and takes over the theater. >mass confusion. >paci comes back. “oh my gosh u have a hostage thats so sexy haha” (/lh) and nix groans.  >discord’s hunt for divorce anon’s identity begins >divorce anon talks to the discord only through paci. maybe divorce anon is listening from somewhere and texting paci, who is talking to discord on the ground? or discord is listening in while paci is texting them divorce anon’s thoughts? this is one that i don’t have a concrete in-story explanation for. >paci and divorce anon start flirting. the discord mostly ignores this. >lawyer anon shows up to sue divorce anon. >#freenix2022 >lawyer anon tries to sue basically everyone. >divorce anon and paci are having homoeretic roleplay >they are joking about everyone dying in the end. oh the foreshadowing. >divorce anon’s lawyer appears to tell paci to stop flirting with divorce anon. paci, unsurprisingly, does not listen >anons begin fighting. they attack divorce anon >lawyer and detective start arguing over who killed who (nobody’s Actually dead. yet) >lawyer^2 (shipname) begin flirting >paci starts threatening people with a knife >paci kills someone >divorce anon starts quoting hamilton >”otter i don't know how much longer i can hold on. the bit is weighing on my shoulders like atlas holding the sky. i don't know how much longer i can stay anonymous. when i said a tragedy is this what it meant for me? was i always doomed to reach insanity? otter, my love, my enemy, is this where all this gets me? was i ever supposed to reach my victory? whose tragedy was this, whose story? will i ever get to see the light or will i fall. when it comes down to it will i run or fight? who was i meant to be. myself this mask or some other identity? when everything is ashes will there be new trees or will there be just me. will i survive the role i gave myself. am i the villain in my history?” >paci and divorce anon have a dramatic exchange while everyone watches. cc!paci would like to take this moment to shout out wallace-marte because damn that poetry’s actually amazing >I AIM MY PISTOL AT THE SKY- (paci does) >paci shoots the roof of the theater and it collapses, killing them and divorce anon. >nix survives but xe paid for it >in the aftermath wallace reveals he was playing divorce anon >end of s1

note: at some point detective and c!philip have an enemies 2 lovers romance arc. its on philip’s blog though so i have no clue when it happens in relation to otterverse events. it’s sometime after s1 ends, i believe? it’s definitely before s2 starts.

season 2 >lung anon shows up in the city and from the start, c!otter is not gonna take any shit >otter has been called a worm. they are not amused >pedant and blood anon appear. pedant is being pretentious and blood is being ominous and cryptic. >otter mentions they saw c!paci and divorce anon die >otter mocks the supernatural entities >binary anon’s first ask. the arg is technically non-canon cause it contradicts another important plot point but i thought it was worth mentioning >lung and blood are still being ominous and cryptic. otter is unamused. >this continues for a while, they’re talking about annihilation and apocalypses and otter is not taking anything. >otter mentions wanting coffee, and asks whether the supernatural beings like ketchup on mac and cheese >the supernatural beings do not like ketchup on mac and cheese >paci asks about fries in milkshakes, beginning a debate that will continue for literal years in canon and also transcends lifetimes. /hj was that a spoiler. hope not. >crescent shows up >”Um. EXCUSE ME. “pedant is KINDAAA boring ngl no offense?” You’re calling ME, the great Pedant Anon, boring? Should I find another anon and kiss them on the lips so as to not bore the onlookers to tears, just to prove that I’m special or interesting or whatever? I’ll have you know, my mommy already tells me that every single day! I don’t need to prove anything to you, OR to the other anons! I’m better than everyone else in this askbox, and I don’t need to prove it!” >lung still wants to be summoned, blood still wants annihilation. get a new thing already you’re overusing the word. >otter bets a supernatural entity (blood) that she can beat them in a fight. >harbinger anon is also tired of blood and lung >the flesh monsters appear. the original flesh monster was described as “a large being, the color of fresh blood coated over an old and dry layer. It oozes and it smells of rotting flesh. It shakes. A droplet lands on your lip and you instinctively lick it away, only for its revolting metallic taste to fill your mouth and make you gag. You try to comprehend it's ever-shifting Everything and Nothing but to no avail. It is staring directly at you.” >crescent starts being vaguely ominous.  >harbinger shows up to defend otter >otter, in the face of death: YOU CAN KILL ME BUT AT LEAST BE POLITE ABOUT IT KAY THANKS >harbinger anon kills the flesh monster >raccoon anon shows up and starts talking to otter, asking about what’s going on >rose anon appears >pedant wants to kiss otter. otter says sure. >suffering anon appears. >at some point worm anon has said hello and both c!otter and cc!otter adore them >blood anon keeps calling otter a worm. otter is increasingly annoyed >otter and divorce anon 2 give the anons garlic bread  >i feel the need to mention that the snark from otter is hilarious >get in bitches we’re going to wendys >otter and her gang of supernatural entities terrorize a couple of poor wendy’s workers. >this isn’t relevant to the story at all but it’s at this point that we get our first otterverse fanart, and cc!otter posts the otterverse explanation post. we also made designs for otterverse characters. okay now back to the story >the anons and otter discuss how much they all hate cars and whether fries in milkshakes are Bad or Good while traumatizing several wendy’s workers. >the wendys employess are kissing now (/j /not actually but their romance arc begins) >anyways otter finds a weird star charm thing >pink text anon’s in the background being cryptic and ominous >the wendy’s employees are having the only healthy relationship in the entire otterverse >pink text anon tells felix to “protect the sea.” simultaneously pink text anon wants otter to pull a lever >felix and otter meet >tin star appears >c!gumy starts her red string board >the bots want souls >don’t forget that the anons are still being ominous and cryptic. otter is still having none of it although they’ve stopped really fighting with them.

>oh no now otter’s being gloomy and ominous too. >suffering anon hears ominous voices too!! nobody’s happy, how fun!! >some weird flesh monster bursts through a window and asks if otter is 'the one the bloodhive’ has been talking to >weird flesh monster can talk. it wants to kill otter. otter’s anons/friends do not want this. >tin star, racoon anon, divorce anon 2, and smiley kill the flesh monster while otter starts screaming at pink text anon.  >otter eventually gives in to pink text anon and lets them guide her. >otter pulls the lever. >everyone falls unconscious for a moment and the apocalypse gets worse. there are more flesh monsters now and its raining blood. >tin star and raccoon anon are flirting while otter breaks down crying. >crescent and rose try to reassure otter that it’s okay. >pink text wanted to ruin everyone’s lives because their own life was ruined. >felix and disco run into the building. otter stops crying and says hi >anons are being ominous AGAIN >tin star and raccoon have left and are just going to starbucks now. okay i guess >c!gumy is guilty that she failed to stop pink text >everyone is discussing what’s happened. a couple anons are still being ominous.  >paper and marri show up >paper accuses otter of being involved in what’s going on. otter denies it, suspiciously. keeps repeating that they didn’t do it and it wasn’t their fault. >otter suddenly resolves to “fix it” >otter is still denying that they’ve done anything and is focusing on “fixing it” >now otter’s being weird. memory issues. collapsing under the guilt. >pedant anon is flirting with otter again >we’re going to go kill flesh monsters and stop the apocalypse, yeahh!!!! >otter begins quoting hamilton in strikethrough text. we know how this will end. >pink text anon shows up to help otter fix this >otter goes with pink text anon >otter starts saying goodbye to people >felix and gumy warn otter not to do anything, but otter doesn’t listen. >gumy tackles wisp and they fight while otter runs for the lever >wendys^2 and racoonstar are living their happy lives while the rest of the gang is killing flesh monsters. >otter flips the lever >everyone notices what otter is doing and starts screaming her name. >c!gumy and c!wisp (pink text) are killed by meat monsters >felix is being attacked by meat monsters >otter throws felix away from the monsters, saving her life, but killing otter >o.. otter’s last words were… “i love you…” [cc!otter is on the verge of tears over this] >pedant anon died offscreen >stickynote lays down to sleep next to otter’s body >felix cries over otter’s death >the survivors bury the bodies >s2 ends

in between seasons, wendys^2 builds a new city with the survivors. not all the meat monsters die, but they learn to adapt. also at some point we decided it’d be funny if the meat monsters were actually tbh creatures.

#the otter splashes #the otterverse

[princess-of-the-corner]

Psycomedian in the D&D AU:

Alix: The homoeretic tension here is big today huh?

he has regrets

#dnd au

[sparrow-birdie]

kekekeeke >:3

*rides u in the most homoeretic way possible*

@.@

O-oh~

#<horny friends>

[scattered-winter]

for the fanfic asks: 7, 14, 17, 26?

7: already answered!

14: how do you feel about your older work?

ugh. mixed feelings. on the one hand: I've been writing since I was in 4th grade so obviously there's gonna be some growth and development in my writing which is a GOOD thing. on the other hand: ew

17: what fanfic tropes do you gravitate to writing for?

enemies to lovers is a favorite, ofc with all the accompanying tropes: only one bed, homoeretic sword fights, having to work together in close quarters, lingering touches, etc etc <3

I also love anything that gives me a chance to worldbuild. soulmate aus, wing aus, shit like that. I want to Create Societies and Scenarios. I want to imagine what life would be like if everyone had an extra set of limbs that required lots of maintenance. I want to Worldbuild. I have so many fucking thoughts on wing aus in particular but like?! worldbuilding my beloved

26: are titles for your stories easy to come up with?

no. titling stories belongs in a circle of hell

on the one hand: song lyrics are easy + accessible and don't require too much banging-my-head-on-the-desk-in-frustration moments. on the other: song lyrics are usually too cheesy for the deeper fics and since most of what I listen to is orchestral it makes things Not Ideal. poetry is always a good go-to except there's so MUCH out there and it's hard to narrow it down to The Perfect Line To Use. and forget making one up because I simply don't have the brain power to do that after smashing out 7k words in less than 6 hours. all in all, titling fics is my joker backstory

ask game

#em 🎸 #asks

[griancraft]

i wouldnt kill you but i would make us into homoeretic enamys /p bc idk you have the vibe

Good ^^ i would kill you and it would haunt me until the day it became too much and I revevied you

[makemerainbows]

BBC Dracula Northern Ballet.

@starrywisdomsect 

#vampire #dracula #jonathan harker #ballet #Halloween #halloween month #spooky month #spooky #homoeretism #homoerotic

[stars-and-birds]

Trying to explain to a straight/cis person that no they are not just gals being pals but the homoeretic tension was there from the beginning

#Rambles #only murders update #wednesday #only murders season 2 #Warrior nun #toh

[hualian]

HEY! i keep seeing all this content on my dash and it looks pretty but. before i get into it, like novel manhua and anime, i must know. IS heaven official’s blessing GAY? like is it for real or is it hashtag homoerotic subtext? it’s an important question😳 btw your edits are so very pretty thanks in advance peace

Hello!!!! Okay so YES, TGCF/Heaven Official's Blessing is very very gay for real. The novel written by mxtx has an extremely in love and gay couple that would do anything for each other #slowburn #redstringoffate #mutualpining #LOVE ;;;; so far the manhua and donghua are doing an exceptionally great job of staying true to source material and displaying the love Hualian have for each other but as far as how deep they're gonna go, we're just going to have to wait and see 🥺 so far we can all agree that Hualian are in love and powerful and cute together no matter what XD💖💖 ((and omg thank you so much 😭😭😭))

#answered #anonymous #the novel is just *clutches heart* so great the love is SO WHOLESOME AND BEAUTIFUL #I love hualian so much the love and devotion they have for each other is amazing 😭😭 #hmmm... I would say the homoeretic subcontext is STRONG but there is really nothing denying that they're not pining for each other #in a romantic way #WOW I ACTUALLY HIT CHARACTER LIMIT ON A TAG🤣🤣 #that's my cue to shut up whoops 😭 #hualian invented love I can't make this up 😔💖💖💖💖💖 #also thank you so much for your kind words they made me smile so much 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺