Fig: I want to carbon date these trilobytes.
Siobhan's archaeology degree: I AWAKEN
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Jason: this is a fucking injustice!
Bruce: Jason, it's really not that bad...
Dick: [walking into the room] What happened?
Jason: Dick, you will not BELIEVE the shit that just happened to me!
Dick: 'Kay, shoot
Jason: I got banned from Gotham City Library!
Bruce: Only for two weeks, Jay-
Jason: That's not the point, Bruce!
Dick: Ooh, what'd ya do that was so bad?
Jason: Nothing! All I did was write a sign and put it up on a bookshelf!
Bruce: [tired sigh] Jason, the sign said "all loud, unattended children will be given an energy drink and taught to swear"
Jason: Yeah, and? They were messing with my reading time and the parents were at the other end of the building. What was I supposed to do?!
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Cillian Murphy always looks like he’s out past his bedtime but is too polite to tell anyone that he wants to go home.
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Suna: people in The Walking Dead are weird as fuck
Suna: They be like “Do as I say or I kill you” and they fucking listen
Suna: I’d be like “Bitch, I don’t give a shit. You kill me, a zombie kills me, who gives a fuck? Not me”
Osamu:
Atsumu:
Aran:
The rest of Inarizaki:
Suna: I’m not going back to therapy
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Matt, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Frank: Ok, tell me this… Are you like, really tired?
Matt: I have depression, what do you think?
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Hunter be like: kabooom
Typical Tuesday morning for Hunter
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"I'm going to go crazy and I'm taking you with me."
-- Vala Mal Doran
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Ben being annoyed with everyone's bullshit is very much mood these days
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Jay: I love being wrong. It's just like being right except easier and I get to act stupid, which is my favorite thing
Kai: Trust me, we all know
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Ace culture is having physical appearance preferences that you refer to as “your type” just because you like what they look like but zero proof of that because not one of your exes fits any of those descriptors ‘cause you really didn’t care what they looked like when you chose to date them because YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO APPEARANCE SO WHY DOES IT MATTER
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