#honestly there's nothing more amusing than Shady Anons

[ryuichirou]

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More replies! A lot of the follow-ups to our previous replies, I’ll try my best to link everything…

Anonymous asked:

YesyesYES!!! I saw your answer to my other ask, where you mentioned that Ruggie is the only guy Jamil would be cool hooking up with and I thought "wait, is this about what I think it is?" and it absolutely was! I'm so glad that my Glomas ask could give you an excuse to scratch that Ruggie/Jamil itch you had!

They would absolutely get along like a house (or in this case college) on fire, to the point that they would wonder "uh... how come we've never hung out before?". They both know very well why. Anyone with eyes can see that there's something sketchy about Jamil, so I can imagine that Ruggie would be at least a little wary of him. On his part, Jamil would probably tell himself that there's nothing to be gained by associating himself with what seems to be little more than a petty rogue with sticky fingers. But once they make the jump from "This guy is shady" to "Wait, this guy is my kind of shady" it's all downhill from there.

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Hehehe yesss thank you for your patience, Anon!! <3 And for giving us an opportunity to talk about these two. It really was an itch that needed to be scratched. Twst just keeps being that great ocean of potential ships…

And yes you nailed it once again – this is exactly that, the “this guy is MY kind of shady” thing!! Match made in heaven, truly lol, they would be unstoppable together. Unstoppable in their pursuit to just make their own lives a little more comfortable and a little less stressful, that is.

I’m so happy they got to hang out in canon, even if it’s just for a little bit lol

Anonymous asked:

After reading your fem Floyd/fem riddle headcanons, I can now clearly see fem Floyd hugging fem riddle close to her bust and poor riddle just gets smothered by Floyd’s boobs, which Floyd would no doubt find to be both very cute and very amusing

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Yeah, this is exactly how their interactions would go lol Floyd doesn’t think twice about these things, well, she didn’t at first, but now that she sees that Riddle gets bothered by it… let’s hug her tighter!! <3

Floyd is going to suffocate this poor girl one day…

Anonymous asked:

(Same anon that asked what would happen if Idia ever cheated on Azul)

Like I said before I'm fairly interested in your Azuidia marriage AU so I was wondering what would Idia and Azul's marriage would be like if they actually did love each other and this wasn't just for the purpose of business?

(the previous reply!)

Well, them marrying for the business reasons was kind of the whole idea behind the AU. Even if they had feelings for each other, even if the whole thing is just one big cope, both of them are too uncomfortable with the idea of genuine feelings to be open about it from the get-go, I think.

Overtime, they could gradually begin to resemble a legitimate couple, and if they were to actually open up to each other (well, it’s Azul who needs to open up for the most part), they might get very close. They already are in a weird way.

They do use the “well I’m your husband” card with each other sometimes, both jokingly and seriously. Azul cooks for both of them sometimes, and it’s hard to tell if he’s just enjoying the role of a married man or if he genuinely enjoys it. He also gets cuddly sometimes, and while Idia complains, it’s not like he’s super opposed to it. But still, there are too many obstacles preventing a “we’re just happily married” scenario, and honestly they kind of like it that way (for better or worse).

Anonymous asked:

People keep asking about Overblot Kalim, but what about Overblot Epel?

He’d probably just get knocked on his forehead and then get grounded for misbehaving, Butters style LOL

But in all seriousness, even though his level of magic or stress doesn’t seem to be on the overblot level, his overblot might actually be interesting. Like the design (apple theme? Poison?) and powers, with his unique magic being paralyzing and such. He could make quite a scary boss…

Anonymous asked:

Sudden FloVil thoughts! You know how Azul canonically sold moisturizer (or skin care stuff) made of Floyd's "liquid" to Vil? What if one day Vil found out the secret ingredient and took it straight from the source?

Amazingly, we actually replied to a similar question before!

Anonymous asked:

Was looking back at your Halloween art of Floyd and Vil, do you think they'd ever sleep together?

Yeah… they might.

It sounds like something almost impossible; like I mentioned before, they’re not exactly each other’s type. But I feel like they realise that there is tension in the air when they’re around each other. So I actually can see a scenario in which they’d end up sleeping together once, because Vil wanted to cool his own head off. And of course Floyd wouldn’t mind, he’ll have sex with anyone he’s into.

Anonymous asked:

Do you have any thoughts on JadeSil? I am a fan of this rare pair so I wanted to hear your thoughts on it!

We talked about them a couple of times: 1, 2 (the 2nd one is quite brief; I can't find more examples right now though...)

In short, while we’re not super invested in this ship and don’t have much ideas for it, they do have fun potential.

Anonymous asked:

QUESTION! whaddya think about Kalim x Idia ?

Great in theory, at this point I want Kalim to force every character through his magic carpet ride just to see their reaction lol And that one vignette in which the trio of extraverts attacked Idia was amazing.

Kalim is very pushy without meaning to be, and Idia has absolutely no power over him. They’re the duo that would be quite fun to watch.

But other than that, we haven’t really thought about them as a ship much. Not opposed to it though.

Anonymous asked:

I'm the anon who asked about Trey and teeth. I was watching a previous halloween event last night where Sebek mentioned his dad works at a dental clinic and Trey was like "Did you just say DENTAL CLINIC?? 👀👀" so now I get it better...

LOL welcome to the amazing world of Trey-is-obsessed-with-teeth. I forgot about that scene completely…. Trey please stop flirting with other people’s dads just because they work with TEETH 😭😭😭

Anonymous asked:

hello, orthoxreader smut writer here to say that Circusp newest song Metronome is very shroudcest pilled and i can't stop noticing it

Ahh it’s beautiful!!

'Cause I don't wanna leave this world

Without you holding onto me

No I don't wanna let this lonely heart be

An isolated beat

Like this part especially. Thank you for telling us.

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[the-currian]

Can I request 23rd angst prompt for Omi please? But like, Omi saying it, Welp, hope you understand this request and keep up the great workkkk❤️

Hi, anon! Thanks for the request. Hope that this is what you asked for ahaha

23. “So you believe them over me?”

Of all things to happen during your first year of university, you never would have expected that you would encounter the Wild Wolf, Omi Fushimi, again – much less end up befriending him.

You knew about his reputation from back when you were schoolmates in high school. You’d never had a direct encounter with him, but you were a victim of his gang’s antics. Obviously, finding out that he was in the photography club that you intended to join made you extremely anxious.

Your fellow club members seemed to have no issue with him, however, so maybe he had a change of heart. Unfortunately, knee-jerk reactions to seeing a face you associated with unpleasant high school memories don’t go away that quickly, so you decided to act neutral but avoid him when possible. Spending time in the club, you made your best efforts to calm yourself whenever in his presence, but he obviously knew that something was up, based on the fact that his attempts to strike a conversation with you were becoming more and more infrequent. Eventually, he stopped trying altogether, and you were quite relieved (but maybe also a bit sad?) that Omi Fushimi – the Wild Wolf (or whatever persona he went as nowadays) – was finally leaving you alone.

That all changed the day of your first photo exhibit. You could barely contain your excitement! But that was nothing compared to the feeling of your heart being crushed when some upperclassmen had some nasty comments to say about your work, going as far as interrupting your conversation with one of your guests and taking down your hard work, telling you to leave the exhibits to “the talented ones”.

It was then that Omi materialized out of thin air, a murderous look on his face. Scared of what was about to happen, you run away from the exhibit. Later, Omi finds you in the club room, sobbing your heart out. Wordlessly, Omi sits down next to your slumped figure, and listens to you cry out your sorrows.

From that day forward, the two of you are practically inseparable. The two of you would study together in the library, eat lunch together, and give critiques on each other’s works. Months pass, and the Wild Wolf of the past is nothing but a distant memory - your head now filled with the gentle and kind friend that is Omi Fushimi.

The doubts start to creep into your head again, however, when you catch up with your high school friends at a trendy café. As you head out of the restroom, you spot Omi with an obscene amount of sweets in his hands. Curious, you go over to him and strike up a conversation. He tells you that the sweets are for his dorm mates, much to your amusement. When you walk back to your table, your friends are regarding you with suspicion in their eyes.

“Was that… the Wild Wolf that you were talking to?” one of your friends asks, eyes shifting uneasily between you and the door that Omi exited from. Hearing his old moniker, a frown forms on your face.

“Omi is a friend from my university photography club.”

“Oh. So he picked up a hobby besides wreaking havoc on people’s lives, then?” she replies, rolling her eyes.

“It may be hard to believe, but he’s changed. I can guarantee that.”

Your friend tuts, a sympathetic expression on her face.  “My dear friend hasn’t caught feelings for the biker gang delinquent, have you?”

Feeling your face flush, you focus instead on the latter half of the question. “I’m telling you, Omi is a genuinely nice guy! Sure, he made some mistakes in the past, but he’s trying his best to put that all behind him. You should give him that chance, too.”

“You sure do tell a different story from what I saw the other day, then.”

You feel ice run through your veins. “...What do you mean?”

“I saw him with some shady looking people along Veludo Way the other day with an older man and some high school students. It looked like they were in a serious fight.”

Abruptly you stand up from your seat. “I don’t need to stay here and listen to you trash him.”

But the memories of the Wolf gang plague you that night, and you start distancing yourself from Omi again. Things are awkward again between you two, and you don’t know how to fix it. 

It seemed that fate decided to take matters into its own hands, however, and the two of you are paired together for your next photo exhibit. As soon as your club meeting is finished, you shoot up from your seat and make a beeline for the door but Omi stops you by grabbing your wrist. He waits for the club room to empty before addressing you.

“You’ve been avoiding me.” He says softly.

You remain silent, quite honestly feeling a bit terrified by the pressure on your wrist. You struggle to remind yourself that no, Omi isn’t that kind of person, not anymore.

“Whatever it is that I did, I’m sorry.”

At this, tears begin to fall from your eyes. “No.” you manage to croak out. “It’s just me being stupid.”

“Do you want to talk about it?”

And just like that, with that simple question, the dam breaks. You tell him about your past with the Wolf gang. You tell him why you were so wary of him at first. You tell him about what happened with your friends that day at the café. With every confession, Omi’s frown gets deeper and deeper as your heart sinks lower and lower.

When you finally finish, Omi is silent for a long while. Figuring that was the end of that, you stand up. Before you can make it out the door, he says, “So you believe them over me?”

You flinch at the subdued anger in his voice, at the glint in his eyes that you can’t decipher. Your mind flashes back to the awful memories of high school.

“I… I don’t know what to believe.”

“I thought you knew me better than that.” He says, the broken tone of his voice making you glance back at him. You’re startled by the anguish on his face, a complete 180 from the anger his eyes held earlier. Confused, more than ever, you turn back again to leave the club room.

“I thought so, too.”

#a3! #omi fushimi #a3! omi #a3! scenarios #a3! act! addict! actors! #a3! act addict actors

[rwdestuffs]

I need to vent a bit right now, so forgive me if I go a bit… defensive of the show and its characters… Like all the stans I tend to make fun of.

Recently, Soku dropped this and vagued about a “rwde poster” who was defending Yang and Salem. 

Now, I know he’s talking about me. I’m literally the only person who defends Salem in any capacity. Like I said before, in a setting where names are significant to a character (ie: Pyrrha = “Pyrrhic victory”), Salem being named after the period in time where women were falsely accused of crimes is significant. Which is why I tend to lean towards defending her, and bashing the nameless gods who pretty much decided to not give advice, and decided to act like entitled douchebags who treated humanity like a science experiment that they could scrap at any time. Humanity was sentient, and they wiped them out because they couldn’t handle one person being uppity. Seems to me that they were being spoiled brats about the whole thing more than Salem was about Oz’s death. If you’re not willing to fight god for the people you love, then you didn’t really love them in the first place (Looking at you, Abraham).

Now, should Salem had shown more remorse for what happened during the fight?- Absolutely. But the way that she’s being treated right now is that she’s irredeemable. She’s a total monster who can’t handle loss, and was terrorizing people. Last I checked, she was bumming around in her cabin until Light God was all “I know I had this whole thing about balance that I ignored when my brother and I wiped out humanity 1.0, but I’m bringing you back so that you and your ex-wife can fight for my amusement. Try to unite humanity, or else you’ll all get wiped out again!”

For a bunch of supposedly omnipotent gods, they seem to need Oz to solve all their problems… Well… Mainly Light God, but that’s beside the point.

Like… Maybe it’s because I have my own issues where I want Salem to adopt me, and I was also spoiled by fanfics that made her sympathetic and also the ones that outright made her irredeemable in a more blatant sense, but I can’t hate Salem. It’s just not for me. Like… Sokumotanaka claims that Salem could have broken out at any time with her own power.

Okay. Then why didn’t Blake beat up Adam before Volume 5? Why didn’t any of the abuse victims beat up their abusers prior to the show?

Answer: Emotional Manipulation. They get gaslit into thinking that they’re weak. Now, obviously, this should have been shown in the flashback that the writers decided should only last one episode because they think that the audience hates backstories… Because they’re idiots who don’t actually listen to feedback, but they decided to put it in supplementary material. More on that in this video.

Now, onto Yang.

Now look: I’ve said this before. Yang is pretty much the only reason I still watch the show. I recall being pretty miffed about her being stiffed on screentime back in Volume 4, and being very upset and vocal about her being written inconsistently.

But the bar? It has to be a “wretched hive of scum and villainy” at all times for it to be considered a criminal hotspot? I really don’t want to use this card, but… Ever hear of a front? It’s a front so that they can do their shady dealings in the background. Junior’s sure as hell not going to sell out his customers! Now, it could be inferred that he is in fact, telling the truth, and that he genuinely didn’t know any of that. And yes, Yang endangering the patrons should have been a point that should have been brought up in Volume 3. Does anyone have a count for how many posts I’ve made about how that should have been a thing?- I genuinely want to know.

So really, treating me as if I’m blindly defending Yang is honestly flawed at best. And deliberately blind at worst. If Yang, or any of these characters are supposed to be “perfect” as Soku seems to imply that they should be, then the characters would be boring. There would be no flaws. Now admittedly, they really should be treated as flaws that they should overcome. But people aren’t just going to solve all of their problems. Show me a man who has made no wrong, and I’ll show you a man who has accomplished nothing. These characters are always going to have flaws to them, and while it would be nice to have the show actually acknowledge them as flaws, one has to accept that.

This is all on bad writing, and really… I think those anons that I had to deal with from before burned me out on resenting the show. This show is improving in a sense, but it ignores past transgressions that made it hard to watch back then. It’s only in the recent episode (8:4), that any past transgression was called out on… And it was Miles’ pet.

So excuse me for having opinions conflicting with yours because I focus on other details that you don’t! There are details that you focus on that I don’t. I’m not here to blindly hate the show. I’m here to try to provide an introspection on the show, what mistakes were made, how it can improve, and to provide a source of something that other people can come to for gripes, questions, or opinions.

And really… You’re a coward for vaguing about me in the first place Sokumotanaka. You could have called me out or contacted me directly, and we could have had a calm discussion about this. But instead, you comment in such a way that makes it hard to actually reply to you, and then you go on and vague about me doing things like… Having a take about Salem that you disagree with. Or defending Yang’s choices. I’m not saying that these are good choices, but if you want a perfect character that does no wrong… Then we’d be talking about the show for far different reasons. Pyrrha was the perfect character who did no wrong. And outside of her brash decisions to follow through on Oz’s ultimatum and her not turning Jaune in for forging his way in, what character flaws can you really name about her?

Pyrrha was boring. The most notable thing about her was that she was a good fighter (which didn’t matter since that applied to all the characters except Jaune at the time), and that she was attracted to Jaune of all people. And she was an attractive young woman, but outside of that, there was nothing to Pyrrha. She was a boring character. If Yang was as perfect as you seem to want her to be (I assume, considering your weird resentment of her for daring to have flaws), then we wouldn’t be talking about her being “Bad.” We’d be talking about her being boring. Same with Blake. If Blake was a flawless character who spouted everything right about how to combat oppression, then we wouldn’t be talking about her. If Weiss was actually genuine about wanting to end her company’s racism from the very start, and never had to learn a lesson on not being racist (that for some stupid as fuck reason happened OFF-SCREEN), then we wouldn’t be talking about her. Same with… all the characters.

We don’t talk about perfect characters because they’re boring. And I can’t believe I have to actually defend the writing choices here.

I’m trying to see this from an introspective point of view. Not one where the characters should make all the right decisions. Mistakes are how people and characters grow.

Now if the characters grow, is another question altogether. But given that the show is improving (even if only marginally), then there is some level of hope.

People can link this to Sokumotanaka or @ him. I don’t care. I’m tired, and I wrote this at like… 3 in the morning. This was all just to vent about some stuff that I’m tired of seeing.

So, maybe it’s because HBomb’s video raised my hopes and made me actively start looking for the good in this volume, or maybe it’s because I’ve burned out my resentment, or maybe it’s because I’m taking the table scraps of improvement that this show is giving me, but I’m finding myself liking this volume. It still has its flaws, even when it’s so early into the volume, but it’s actually looking good.

Now if only they could have improved earlier… Maybe then, this blog wouldn’t be as active as it is right now…

But anyways, vent over. I’m tired. And I want to sleep. Fucking hell… It’s 3:40 am…

#does this count as rwde? #does this count as rwby?

[lovehotelreservation]

since reigen can be pretty confident but also tends to get real nervous and sweaty I was wondering what would his behavior around his crush be and how would he confess? I love me some reigen fluff 💖

AS DO I ANON! HERE WE GO!

Behavior around crush

While around you, he tends to amp up his suave, overly-confident, and charming demeanor. His ever stylish, over-the-top hand gestures would become more frequent, especially whenever he would smooth his hair back while talking to you–a simple gesture meant to ~dazzle~ you.

On the inside however, he would be in a bit of a tizzy, wondering how you were perceiving him, all in hopes that you were–or at least appeared to be–falling for his charm.

Should you ever have to step away for whatever reason–perhaps take a call outside, or grab something from your bag–immediately Reigen would look towards the closest reflective surface, hurriedly assessing and fussing over his appearance. As soon as your eyes shift back to him, he would have that characteristic grin on his face and a charming twinkle in his gaze.

Before he meets up with you for any reason, he would actually consult Mob–mainly if he could ask if the young boy would be so kind as to read your thoughts, especially those relating to him. However, whenever Mob would innocently tilt his head to the side and ask why there would be a need for that–given his master’s psychic abilities–Reigen would just laugh, reaching over to ruffle Mob’s hair while noting how he thought it would be a great psychic exercise for the young boy.

This would then lead to Reigen frequently asking for Mob’s opinion on various things: Does his suit look good? Is his smile bright and dazzling? Is the cologne he’s wearing overwhelming? Do you seem enthralled or bored whenever the two of you are together? And so on, and so forth~

Confession

The time when Reigen confesses would be around springtime. As Seasoning City and its citizens embrace the soon coming warmth of the season, he would feel it would be about time that he finally brings up his feelings towards you. At first, he would try to develop some kind of elaborate way to confess–something big, extravagant, yet cheap. He seems to be keen on the idea of getting flowers–not from a florist but like, a public garden, or a private-owned one of a rich person–and coordinate a gorgeous display straight out of a shoujo manga with Mob. He could visualize it now, his hand tenderly cupping your cheek, a soft yet confident expression on his handsome face as he confesses to you, flower petals falling continuously around you both with the help of Mob.

But as with many things in Reigen’s life, things would not go as planned. Yet in light of those situations, he would be prepared to improvise and act right on the spot. In this case, he would be readying to close up the Spirits and Full Consultation office for the day–Mob having gone home just a moment ago. By now, it would be common for you to come by and hang around the office until closing time so the two of you could go out for dinner as friends would do. Right as he finishes up, he would go to let you know that he was ready to leave, only to see that you happened to fall asleep on the couch. Finding your peaceful state far too precious to disturb, he would smile gently with amusement as he takes a seat on the chair right across from the couch. Leaning back, he would find himself openly reflecting on where the two of you stand in relation to one another, how he would want nothing more than to be the person you could depend on, whose love you would never have to doubt. While many of his tactics and behavior may be underhanded, one thing that no one could ever argue over was how much he loves and cares for you.

And then you wake up.

And then he wants to down the entirety of his salt pouch.

At first, he would try to play it off as though he was mumbling about the beauty of paychecks, though you–having heard his words, as you were only taking a light nap so you wouldn’t be groggy before dinner. Knowing that there would be no way out of this, he would only chuckle with defeat, the confidence in his grin becoming slightly subdued as he playfully scolds you for deceiving him. On that note, with you now wide awake and before him, he would confess once again, all the while mentioning how he wished he could have his shoujo manga with you, as you deserved something as extravagant and beautiful. However, to emphasize his words before, regardless of how ~shady~ he may be, his feelings for you are very real and genuine.

“Ahh, so you’ve caught me, huh? How naughty of you~ Reigen Arataka never reveals the tricks of his trade! But…in all honestly, what you’ve heard was true. How I feel for you, long for you…it is something that no amount of money could ever satisfy. You may look at me and think that I’m some handsome fraud, but this fraud–while very handsome and charming–is genuine in the way he feels about you.”

He would suggest that you would go out to dinner together the next night you’re free, offering to front the bill. While that may seem utterly astonishing that he would be willing to part with his precious money, he would be more than happy to spoil you.

Besides, at the restaurant he would take you to, couples get a special discount and–if coming in on a weekday–complimentary desserts.

#reigen arataka #mob psycho 100 #spirits and fluff consultation office #anonymous #management will return in a queue minutes