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bisexual-horror-fan · 2 years
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about a Stu letter to accompany Billy's one 👀
Ooooo of fucking course you can have this! SFW Stu Macher love letter! Let's GO!
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Were you trying to hurt me?
Sorry, that might be a harsh way to kick this off but it’s true. Were you trying to? I thought we were a lot closer than this, bunny. Sure as shit closer than you being able to run off out of town without a fucking word to me about it. Did the shit going on scare you that bad? I thought you were tougher than that.
I miss you by the way, I miss you a fuckton. 
I hope you know that you aren’t getting rid of me this easily. I was bitching about this to Billy and he was pretty upset about you leaving too and he told me that I shouldn’t take this lying down and fuck I realized he is totally right. 
So me and ol’ Billy boy might have ditched some responsibility and decided to leave Woodsboro behind for tonight in favour of visiting you in your new town.
You owe us, you owe me. I’m thinking dinner, you’re buying obviously. Consider it a way for you to help make it up to me. 
Don’t worry, I’ll show you a real good time. Make you feel like nothing changed and we are back in Woodsboro.
How are we gonna do that?
Well I can’t give everything away! A man's gotta have some secrets and mystery! Plus I wanna leave you in suspense and give you something to think about till tonight. 
Won’t be long now.
Can't wait to see inside that cute new place of yours instead of just the outside.
XO Stu.
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