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wooyoungisbaby · 1 month

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i just think he is a littleguy babygirl. and im right

Ateez memes! Please reblog :} and lmk which ateez member you want to see next! i have a bunch lined up~

#hongjoong #kim hongjoong #ateez #ateez meme #ateez shitpost #hj #m #500 #atz meme

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eoieopda · 1 month

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ateez x “make up a guy” insp. by @hopeinthebox 🫶🏻 seventeen version.

#ateez #ateez meme #kpop memes #ateez x make up a guy #hongjoong #seonghwa #yunho #yeosang #san #mingi #wooyoung #jongho #atz #jade shitposts

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sillylittlestan · 7 months

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Me after i accidentally say the delulu thoughts out loud:

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tfisathoughtfulnickelbakeryfire · 3 months

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KIM FUCKING HONGJOONG!!!!!?!!!?!!!

#i literally SCREAMED #OMGGGGGGGG #BRO I #FUUUCK #fictional men ok>>#AND YES HE COUNTS AS FICTIONAL BECAUSE I'VE NEVER MET THE MAN IN MY LIFE AND I'M NOT CONVINCED HE'S REAL #Guitar players are so hot I am REELING I am foaming at the mouth #Ill probably regret publicly thirsting over this man but I can genuinely say this is the most attracted-#-ive ever been to a member of the male species #hes so babygirl #i wanna ruin him omg HIS TALENT??#i need to stop THIS ISN'T HEALTHY #SOMEONE TAKE THAT GUITAR AWAY FROM HIM #IM PUNCHING PILLOWS RN #COACHELLA IS GONNA KILL ME #ateez #hongjoong #shitpost

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maepersonal · 21 days

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... hongjoong losing immediately at the fast walking competition is probably the best evidence we have that he's straight

#/j /j /j #don't assume people's sexualities #tis but a funny #shitpost #kim hongjoong #ateez #wanteez

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nebulousbrainsoup · 11 months

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i think i'm hilarious

#today on: ash shitposts #topaz edition!#look me in the eyes and tell me i'm wrong tho #hongjoong #wooyoung #topaz my loves #ateez #nebulous rambles

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jjmorelikeotp · 1 year

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Ernsthafte Frage an meine german atinys around here wieso sieht das Halazia MV so aus als hätte man dafür das Filmset der wilden Kerle geklaut

#halazia #ES TUT MIR LEID JA #aber #i cant unsee it #ateez #mv #hongjoong #seonghwa #mingi #yunho #jongho #yeosang #wooyoung #san #shitpost

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kpopnstarwars · 6 months

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listen to me rant about predebut unwhitewashed ateez:

firstly, i apologise for this absolute shitpost, and i don't know where any of the photos are from so apologies if they're acc urs or smt.

secondly, i apologise for the fact none of this is in order because this originally started as predebut yungi and then descended into ot8 chaos.

thirdly, i apologise for the huge rambles about whitewashing and fine men.

lastly, i apologise because i have no clue how to change size of pictures in tumblr so some are massive and some are tiny (send help)

just look at this:

OK FIRSTLY LIKE MINGI'S ACNE?? i never thought i'd find acne attractive (like, i don't mind it, but my view on it has always been pretty neutral, it's just a thing that happens sometimes). erm like first of all thank you for debunking that stupid 'glass skin' thing because for the people who actually don't have glass skin it's such an expectation to live up to, and secondly you're fine as fuck. LIKE SHUT UP RN I WANT TO KISS HIM AUBAUVVFASIKYFSAA. and then there's that picture of him in the car which i can't find rn and he's like looking to the side and he highkey looks like keeho from p1h like um mingi u had no right to look that fine predebut like have you seen skz predebut they literally looked like infants?

everyone else under the cut

ok, onto exhibit b, yunho.

LOOK AT HIM. i actually don't know if this is predebut yunho because he looks damn good but the twitter post said so, so idk but like??? he was either 19 or sub 19 here like???? I DO NOT SEE 19 YEAR OLD MEN OUTSIDE ON THE STREET LOOKING AS FINE AS THIS. and if this picture isn't predebut well my arguement is still valid because the other pictures of him which i can't be bothered to add rn still look cute asf.

i love the predebut pictures of seonghwa because he's so unwhitewashed it's beautiful.

im pretty sure this is a picture of him from the third kq fellaz thingy, so that counts as predebut, but OMFG HIS SMILE??? AND HIS SKIN IS SO NICE AND LIKE UNWHITEWASHED?? LET MY BOY'S SKIN BREATHE OMFG-

here's predebut hongjoong:

LIKE????? HE'S SO CUTE I WANNA PUT HIM IN MY POCKET?? i know this post has disintegrated from me saying predebut ateez were fine to me just fawning over them being cute teenagers but like i would a hundred percent have fallen for them if they had been my classmates or anything so um yeah.

so onto yeosang:

like... the sass? the visuals? from day one? I SEE YOU BROTHER. also ignore how the pictures are getting like younger and younger ok finding predebut pictures is hard. oh yeah and did i mention whitewashing in this post like thank god the predebut pics aren't whitewashed.

ok now san:

LIKE EXCUSE ME???? I HAVE MANY WORDS TO SAY?? like umm he was a hundred percent a twig back then but like one look at his unwhitewashed face and i would have d i e d. he'd have been one of those guys i saw across the street and had to do a double take because he's highkey FINE. also it doesn't help that i acc know a guy who kind of looks like a mix of predebut san and predebut seonghwa who i highkey had a crush on last year but um tmi.

so onto wooyoung:

i acc had to look hard for a good picture where i wasn't about to start cracking up over his bowl cut so we're just gonna accept this one. as you can see he already had the 'i am a kpop idol with trendy shoes on' thing going on so his fate was already destined. also more appreciation for no whitewashing like THANK YOU THANK YOU AAAAAH. also another guy i'd probably have a crush on if they were in my class.

last but not least jongho:

i know there were many funnier pictures i could have put on but like um i just really love this photo bc he just looks so... jongho. erm and let me mention one more time that his skin is breathing!! he's not whitewashed!! what a man.

congrats if you made it to the end of this absolute batshit crazy post

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tenelkadjowrites · 1 year

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the hongmullet needs to come back seriously 😭 mullets and wolf cuts became popular so i guess that's the reason lots of newer fans love it! as they should. hongjoong the trendesetter, lol.

twt is a cesspool so i barely used it nowadays, can't say shit on there without people twisting your words. i would say that there's a thin line and many people masquerade themselves as heavily biased, but they're in fact solo stans, i met a few and they definitely lack self-awareness. i think it's fine to be a solo FAN, but a STAN is too much. there are a few idols i really like, but unfortunately their group don't interest me, so i'm a fan, but not a hardcore one.

honestly you're not the only one who exclusively/primarly writes for specific member(s), and it's okay. i also noticed less and less people take requests, cause it can be overwhelming. awww, the numbers can be a lot, but you deserve them! i noticed you don't talk a lot about yourself which is okay, but i'm glad this account opened you up a bit so you could meet some nice people.

omg, you've already posted the christmas fic! and excuse me not hwa jerking off in someone's house with the door ajar, and stealing a dress huh? 😳 man violated that piece of clothing lol! anyways i thought it would be a one shot, so i'm pleasantly surprised and looking forward to the next part

i'd die if hj brought back the mullet but he doesn't seem to revisit hairstyles so i think the chances are pretty low. and for my own mental health, i kinda hope seonghwa doesn't ever dye his hair red again because he had red hair for like ten seconds and i ended up writing addicting kitten cuz of it and my life still hasn't known peace lol. i associate hwa's red hair with that fic so much that i've never written another fic where he has red hair lmao.

i have a lot of friends on twitter so i use it to talk to them/shitpost with them but i don't use it nearly as much as i used to because it's just a total drain. it's funny cuz now i prefer tumblr over any other social media site because it feels the most laid back. on twitter, its just like you can't say even the most normal shit without pissing someone off. did you see that tweet where a woman just shared her joy at drinking coffee every morning with her husband and got a ton of hate tweets sent her way? like wtf.

i don't take requests cuz i never have a lack of ideas, my problem is i simply have TOO many ideas and not enough time for them all. i also used to freelance write for a long time and had to write what other ppl wanted so fics were a way to write whatever i wanted in a relaxing manner and i just stuck with that. (i stopped freelancing cuz it was a lot of work for shitty pay.)

yeah, i struggle a lot with talking about myself in general and on this account in particular i am aware 99 percent of people follow it just for my smut fics, not because they have any interest in the person actually writing them (which is absolutely fine). i've had some people curious about who is writing these fics and have reached out to me and i've made close friends through their efforts. i also worry if too much of myself is shown, it might interfere with reading the fics. (for ex if i listed off my influences, dived into why i wrote something in a scene a certain way, etc, then the reader might have that in mind when they read something from me and it might cloud the story so i try not to state any of those things unless someone asks directly.)

the christmas fic was entirely supposed to be a one shot. i told myself after arrow to take a break with multi chapter fics for my own sake but of course i ended up with multiple smut scenes for this idea and simply must write them all and now here we are with a three part fic lol sigh. that's how it always goes with hwa.

#asks

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sector1 · 2 years

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✨️about me✨️

hellooo there! i'm natalia! i follow back from @jiminsproof!

personal ✨️

she/her (but any pronouns are game cause gender is a social construct and i identify as a fancy cocktail of hyperfixations and rage. follow your dreams)

'97 liner

infp

MA in Applied Psychology,

and in English Studies (specialisation: Eng lit)

yes, being a workaholic is my only personality trait

just kidding i also have mental illness

and bisexuality

also an English tutor

and i am central/eastern european! vodka woo!

on my main i post bangtan, but also dramas, especially gl/bl, andd a lot of kpop groups/soloists

my lit/art/personal diary blog is @liquidsun-sets

fandom ✨️

this is my atz only sideblog,

ot8 obviously i'm not an idiot,

professional reblogger and overenthusiastic supporter of content creators,

atz bias line is hongjoong and jongho,

seonghwa is bias wrecker and on thin fucking ice,

my biases for other groups include: jimin & yoongi for bangtan, lee know for skz, yuqi for gidle, siyeon for dreamcatcher, etc.

i would die for taemin. if he punched me in the face i would say thank you. if taemin has no fans i am dead.

if i say something nice about someone who is very problematic chances are i've never heard about the controversy, so please educate me as i prefer to keep my faves accountable, if you don't, consider not following me.

i edit stuff and sometimes write and most importantly shitpost like my life depends on it!

xxxx

icon & header are my edits! if you think it's half decent, you can always ask me to make sth for you! 🌸

strangely relatable screenshots saga:

#about me #personal

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wooyoungisbaby · 24 days

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this is the most mid meme i've ever made hnhjnhjn

#ateez meme #ateez #atz #ateez shitpost #hongjoong #m #50

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leejungchans · 2 years

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OMG WAIT IT DIDNT EVEN CLICK IN MY MIND HAPPY 1K BESTIE IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU YOU DESERVE IT AND MORE MWAH 💖💖💖 NOT GONNA REQUEST ANYTHING COZ MY MIND IS EMPTY NO THOUGHTS JUST THIS PIC OF HONGJOONG ILL JUST APPRECIATE ALL THE OTHER REQUESTS

THANK YOU SO MUCH BESTIE MUAHHHHH 😽😽💗💗💗💗 NO BUT UR LICH RALLY ONE OF MY FIRST IF NOT THE FIRST FRIEND I’VE MET HERE ☹️☹️☹️ and i’m always thankful you chose to stick around for my chaos and shitposting ajjsjakajakaj :((( ily lots and lots but also if you ever do wanna req something please do!!!!! bc i’d love to write you something ❤️❤️ ily bestie thank u for being u!!!!!!!

#megan 🦇💕#bat-shark-repellant #moots <3 #sol answers

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alotofteez · 3 years

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where do i sign up to be this man

#step on me hongdaddy #shitpost #ateez #hongjoong #kingdom #kingdom legendary war #ateez shitpost #hongjoong shitpost #kingdom shitpost

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blossom-hwa · 2 years

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rating how much I want to fight ateez on a scale of 1-10 because I have my most dreaded final in two days and I'm looking for ways to end everything before it

hongjoong: 9/10

man would definitely rip me apart but I feel irrational anger towards him every hour of the day it’s illegal to be the way he is

san says he’s got a good body and I would like to experience said body crushing the life out of me it’s not a bad way to go

I bite and he bites. this is not simply a fight. it is a battle of dominance

he’s small though and small people fight the hardest (this is a proven scientific fact) so ngl I'm a lil scared

seonghwa: 1/10

look at this man and his cat ears. I cannot fight him

he is simply a hardworking mother taking care of a deadbeat dad and six kids why would I add on to his burden

he’d probably refuse to fight me too out of principle which would hurt my pride and make me want to fight him slightly hence the 1 point but that’s really it

I'll settle for him killing me behind a screen. I am willing to die by that alone

yunho: 12/10

another man who would refuse to fight me out of principle except I feel more anger towards him so I would make him fight me regardless

he is Tall. he has no right to be That Tall. give me some of your height you fucking tree

you know how they say small people are closer to hell? I am living proof of this and I will fight this man to my last breath

that last breath would probably come pretty soon but it’d be an okay way to go

yeosang: 4/10

again I still harbor anger towards him and his perfection but you don’t fight gods

I mean like it’s finals week I'm unhinged enough to try but in the face of yeosang even I would back off slightly hence the low score

I look him in the eyes and immediately he knows all my deepest darkest and most embarrassing secrets

this man would ruin me verbally before I could even throw a punch and I'm not ready for that emotional damage

san: 96/10

look at this motherfucker and tell me you wouldn’t fight him. if you say that you’re a fucking liar

I don’t care how cute he is I don’t care how lovely he is look at this bitch. he knows exactly what he’s doing all the time and I do not appreciate it

he stares into the camera and raises an eyebrow and I combust on the other side of the screen how is that FAIR.

HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE’S DOING AND HE NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP

mingi: -9999/10

mingi may be tall but he is a child. I protect child. do not attack

he is quite simply so lovely I simply cannot fight him like I think I would try to punch and immediately start sobbing before my fist even connected with his skin he doesn’t deserve it

I would’ve made it -10000/10 but I added on one point because he’s tall and as a short person by default I have the urge to fight tall people

however other than that. I can’t fight him

wooyoung: 1098237986783725263958791795135/10

THIS MF BARKS AND GROWLS EVERY TIME HE DOES SOME SHIT LIKE THIS I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE

HE IS JUST SO FUCKING PUNCHABLE LIKE /GESTURES VIOLENTLY/ LOOK AT HIS FACE AND TELL ME YOU W O U L D N ‘ T FIGHT HIM

NO FUCKING CONTEST YOU PUT HIM IN FRONT OF ME AND WE START BRAWLING THIS MAN IS JUST SIMPLY TOO MUCH

HE BITES. I BITE. LET’S FUCKING GO BITCH

jongho: 1098237986783725263958791795136/10

on a regular day my urge to fight jongho would be quite simply negative infinity because this man would snap me in half with his pinky

but given that finals are coming up and I need a way out. well. death by jongho isn’t such a horrible way to go

he gets one extra point over wooyoung for this reason. he should be fucking honored

go on just snap my neck jongho it’s all I need just Do It

#lina talks #nas #shitpost #kpop #ateez #hongjoong #seonghwa #yunho #yeosang #san #mingi #wooyoung #jongho #I made this instead of studying #can you tell my life is going downhill

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echopaulens · 2 years

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More WWBS doodles!! (Fic by 0KKULTiC on Ao3)

#we would be savage #wwbs #park seonghwa #kim Hongjoong #kevin moon #bangchan #bang chan #just shitpost honestly

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dear-ateez · 3 years

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Yunho: I’m sorry I just sneezed and liked your post

Hongjoong: And commented “damn daddy” on all my photos??

Yunho: I have the flu

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