MY ENGLISH TEACHER, WHO I LOVE DEARLY, JUST POSTED MY ASSIGNMENT. WE HAD TO MAKE A COMMERCIAL. I MADE AN AD FOR MONSTER ENERGY. EVERYONE AT SCHOOL IS GONNA KNOW THE TRUTH. IM JUST A KYLE TRAPPED IN A BAND NERD’S BODY
revolutionary road was written in the 1960s, and the american school system read it, then learned exactly nothing
Guess who just got accepted to their transfer university’s Honors program?
I was surprised too.
oh shit i forgot he’s doing a secret show tonight………………..
hello my sweet son,
i am sad to hear you are not getting as well as you used to with your nanny. maybe you are getting too old for them, now. please let me know in your response what you’d prefer.
despite this, are you faring well at home? are you enjoying the piano? once i return, i would love for you to play something for me. my little musician, i am no songstress, but you make me feel as if i’m the greatest singer in the world. perhaps, someday, we could do a duet! i’m sure minerva would love it.
i have good news as well. his highness, chrom, and our tactician have told us that the war effort is almost over. once it is, i’ll be flying as fast as minerva can carry me, home to you. once i’m home, you can ask anything you wish of me, as a gift for being so patient! i am lucky to have such an amazing son.
enclosed, i have brought a little of us to you – i had a woodcarver make a little minerva for you to keep! he was quite intimidated by her despite her being so cute, but don’t worry, i assured him minerva doesn’t bite (much!). perhaps you are too old for trinkets such as these, but i wanted to ease you missing me, even if it is just a little.
i hum our lullaby often, to keep you in my thoughts. you’re growing up to be a fine young man, and i am sorry that i have not been able to see more of your growth. once this is all over, i am all yours, this, i promise –
the letter gets cut off at the bottom, ripped, torn, and unintelligible.
it is clear this one never made it home.
“‘I always knew you were tough, but you’re about to try to take on the wolves, the Arrows, the Forgotten, and God knows who else, all at once.’ A sudden grin. ‘Forget brass balls. Those things are goddamn titanium!’”
—Dorian Christensen, Allegiance of Honor
I haven’t really seen anyone making this about Elounope, but I’m also over here in my own little world about to start popping bottles over the fact that they ended this mess of a stunt. So glad I won’t have to crop her ass out of pap pics anymore. So long, Mayo. Gone and soon to be forgotten! 😘
Either you die from the giant underwater monster or the bends i guess
and i said, “mom, i am a rich man”