#hooman jane

[ennaih]

Every Film I Watch In 2023:

35. Rebecca (1940)

#rebecca #rebecca (1940) #omg puppies #dogs #Alfred Hitchcock #2023filmgifs #my gifs #yes i did watch that whole film #and gif only the dog #the dog was the only person i cared about #and i wuz right #that film deeply irritated me and all my Jane Eyre tattoos #but 10/10 for the beautiful pupper #save the pupper leave the hoomans

[luegootravez]

Julie Hoomans by © Laura Jane Coulson

#Laura Jane Coulson #Julie Hoomans #apresúrate

[whothefuckisjanefonda]

FLAWLESS IN BLACK AND WHITE

↬ Jane Fonda [85/100]

#jane fonda #black and white #photoshoots #perf hooman #queue #jfbw

[e-adlirez]

Okay so this is a part 2 to @echoflare841's question because I quickly realized that this is gonna be one helluva mega post if I slapped it all into one post. You might wanna sit down for this one, and uh, if you wish to maintain your innocence and not develop a whole new infuriation towards Scholastic for being so damn slow with translations, then uh, this is your chance to leave and keep Pandora's box unopened, I'll see you when my brainrot allows me to actually do something ^^. Here's a little guy to take with you on your travels.

Still here? Aight, cool. Buckle up.

Scholastic currently has five of the Thea Stilton series translated to English for us to consume, and that's 36 books in the main series, 19 books (on paper) in the Mouseford series, 9 special editions, the Treasure Seekers trilogy, and four Classic Tales. (The graphic novels were released by Papercutz, a company independent of Scholastic.) Now, if we're gonna tally up EdiPiemme's arsenal of Thea Stilton books (and I do mean arsenal), one thing you're gonna have to remember is that Thea Stilton itself is a franchise, not a series. Yes, the Thea Sisters are the spotlight in most of these, but there are some series that fall under the Thea Stilton franchise that are rather different and simply are an extension of the Geronimo Stilton Literary Universe.

Anyway so with that, this is what EdiPiemme has in Thea Stilton books, as of 2023:

59 books in the main series (Avventura)

61 books in the Mouseford series (Vita al College)

12 special edition books, plus the Treasure Seekers trilogy

12 Classic Tales or Libri del Cuore (they did Jane Eyre ya'll as a ninth grade Jane Eyre fan I am surprised)

11 Heart Detective books (Detective del Cuore, basically the girls open up a hobbyist detective agency dedicated to the romantic, the infatuated, and the people who are too shy to confess to their crushes. They play part-detective, part-matchmaker in helping two people who have crushes on each other get together. I think. The detective agency tho I'm very certain on, it's the cutest thing they've done so far)

5 Secret Diaries, just some extra content in the form of a diary all five girls share. Stuff about their lives you don't get to see in adventures that much, and it's cute :D

5 Secrets of the Thea Sisters -- i-it's just five kids' activity books but Thea Sister-themed and also some lore

3 books in Sirene, which is a fantasy thing where the Thea Sisters find a magic link in Whale Island that leads to a mermaid kingdom :D if you felt clickbaited by the special editions because they don't actually have the girls become fairies or something, then Sirene actually has them turn into mermaids for their time in the Cobalt Kingdom :D

23 books in Incanto-- it's a KoF spinoff that follows a group of KoF princesses and princes trying to save it from uh big baddies :D

3 books in Three Girls in the Court of King Arthur, once again another spinoff that circles around three lady knights in King Arthur's court hoping to save the world from Morgana and her mysterious Silent Knight

3 Adventures Through Time, yes the girls get to travel back in time, but it's more magic than science and there's an emphasis on some historical girlbosses

6 Stars Academy books

2 books in The Roses and the Spades, which is a sequel to TGitCoKA

1 SuperSisters book, which is basically a superhero book for the Thea Sisters so they can kick ass and stop having villains roll nat20s in intimidation--

2 Cases in Progress, an ongoing series where the girls are investigating some funky cases detected by an algorithm Paulina's invented that searches the internet space for funky anomalies and weird shnit to investigate

1 book in Spectralia, where three hooman girls get Jumanji-ed into a board game and they gotta Jumanji their way outa there, I only learned about this just now while doing research and it's an interesting premise :3c

And I think that's it? There's one choose-your-adventure type thing where you get to investigate with the girls on a case relating to a crown, but that's about it I think. I dunno, EdiPiemme and the Thea Sisters' blog's catalogues have been a mess since they updated the visuals on both, so I unfortunately can't say for sure if I got all of them or if I missed one because my original sources missed them, but eh. Anyway uh, hope you have fun with this new knowledge :'D

#geronimo stilton #thea stilton #thea sisters #questions with e #hey if all else fails now you are free to express your frustrations on it and grieve with us on the lack of content we English speakers hav #if you decided to let sleeping dogs lie #then I hope you enjoyed the bord #he's a familiar from a roleplay server I'm in #he's my son <:] #if you chose to read on then uh enjoy the information you now have? #the next maneuver can only be to #what the hell scholastic

[pastafossa]

Pasta hi! I was wondering if we could get pls get a hint of what the fluffmas prompt is gonna be?

The order in the middle might change but the rest is fairly solid, so here's the Fluffmas prompt list I made! Tree one might be done tonight depending on when I'm done with cupcakes!

First Christmas Tree And Its The Size Of The Empire State Building How Do We Get It Inside PIVOOOOOOT

Baking CHRISTMAS COOKIES

Jane attempting a test run with Matt of TURKEY COOKING

Decorate with lights and decorations and maybe going a little overboard

Creating their own holiday tradition

Mini Matt The Cat's first Christmas tree with his hooman mother and father and why does father not wish me to climb this green building like him???

Annual Foggy Nelson Blended Family Holiday Party

Jane attempting to hide her gifts for Matt in increasingly bizarre ways as she tries to keep him from sensing what they are

Ice Skating

Holiday visit from Ciro or snowball fight, not sure yet.

As insinuated in TRT, the Jolabokaflood aka Christmas Book Flood gifts on Christmas Eve

Christmas Morning

#fluffmas #the red thread #some of this may end up in trt official when we reach that point in canon #but this is what i'm working with for this december!

[snax-writes]

Heyy, are u a mentalist hooman? Do u write for Patrick Jane??

no, sorry, I do not :(

you can see who I write for in my pinned post!

#snax answers

[letzternachtzug]

DIANE GUERRERO - photographed by Jeremy Sachs-Michaels.

#diane guerrero #actresses #celebs #photoshoots #edits #flawlessbeautyqueens #bwbeautyqueens #doom patrol #crazy jane #the prettiest hooman

[scary-lasagna]

(( I forgot to do this yesterday but oh well))

What would the creeps do if y/n had to bring this younger sibling/ small child with them into the manor? And in this case it was because they had no choice in taking care of them?

This Is Mine Now [General Hc]

When it comes to most of the creeps, they either love children, tolerate them, or despise them.

For some otherworldly reason, children love Slender. Take Sally, for instance, constantly clinging to his leg whenever Splendor isn't around to take care of her.

"What is that?" Jeff physically recoiled, backing up from your extended arms holding the small child.

"It's a kid I found in the trash can."

"Well put it back it doesn't belong to you!"

"I can't just put it back! That's unsafe for a kid!"

"[Y/N], if Slender finds out you dragged a kid in, he's gonna find a way to blame it on."

Meanwhile, the child in question has squirmed out of your hold, and hobbled to the lovely smelling kitchen of a homecooked breakfast.

Right to Slender.

"Hullo."

The tall man cranes his sore neck to look down at the child. "And who are you?"

"..."

"..."

Ignoring the question, the child looked at the stovetop. "Can I have some?" The child reached upwards with a pudgy hand.

Slender sighed tiredly at this small hooman, unbeknownst to the chaos outside of the kitchen doors.

"WHERE THE FUCK DID THE KID GO??"

"I DON'T KNOW MAN! IT JUST DISAPPEARED!"

Jane, the motherly friend of the manor, took on the role of looking after the child amidst the chaos of Slender's cooking and the buffoons running around the first floor.

She loves children, and she's always wanted a younger sibling. And of course, she shows them off to her other child-loving creeps like Toby and Brian.

They basically adopt the kid on the spot, and protect them from any older bullies such as Jeff and Laughing Jack who love to bring bothersome chaos wherever they go.

The child is accepted into the home as quickly as they arrived, and Sally finally has a fitting playmate.

#general hc #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #slender #children #jane #jeff

[dergenflergen]

Can I be left alone for 5 minUTES SO I CAN DRAW IN P E A C E

#aaaaaaaa #this is about my bird #she will Scream if not on The Hooman #which hinders my ability to draw #like sugar i love you but pls #jane talks

[lurking-lilibeth]

The Stacks family is the last family we need to catch up with in Bluewater Village.

Here we have Jane, her fiance Toby, their daughter Martha, and the family dogs Dudley and Webster. Jane runs her own tutoring school but it’s only open on weekends - during the week she works in a public school. Toby works for Malcolm Landgraab; he’s a manager, as in, he manages things that need to be... managed. 

Stats:

Toby:

knowledge / pleasure

pisces: 5/3/7/3/7

socially awkward, easily impressed, over-emotional, kleptomaniac, irresistible

LTW: become mad scientist

+chubby, +brown hair, -zombiism

OTH: tinkering

career: criminal

partner: Jane Stacks

Jane: 

family / grilled cheese

cancer: 7/2/7/3/6

loves the heat, coward, green thumb, dramatic, irresistible

LTW: become education minister

+full face makeup, +mechanical skill, -creative skill

OTH: tinkering

career: education

partner: Toby Couderc

Martha:

family / knowledge

scorpio: 10/3/9/3/1

loves the heat, insane, night owl, heavy sleeper

LTW: have 6 grandchildren

+glasses, +cooking skill, -gray hair

OTH: sports

career: medicine

Dudley:

small dog

male

hooman: Toby

personality: 2/3/2/3/3

Webster: 

large dog

male

hooman: Toby

personality: 3/3/3/2/1

career: service

#ts2 #ts2 gameplay #uberhood #bluewater village #family: stacks #toby couderc #martha stacks #dog: dudley stacks #dog: webster stacks #jane stacks #week 4.1 #sim stats

[toasty-owl-arts]

1G starcrossed swapped Jane? (So basically Jane da hooman and Lina the rashaadi)

Yeet!

#KesAsks #ask game #six the musical #star crossed #six post apocalypse au #jane seymour six

[fashionography]

McKenna Hellam & Julie Hoomans for Vogue UK April 2017 http://ift.tt/2ukElpW

#EDITORIALS #Didier Malige #Glen Luchford #Jane How #Julie Hoomans #Mark Carrasquillo #Mckenna Hellam

[museeofmoon]

Zainabbbb ♧ I’m curious tbh 👀-Yasemin

hey! I hope you're doing amazing Yasemin 💕so here we go

You’re my: very first friend I made on here, fellow med student, enhypen and jane Austen stan 😌✊

How I met you: ah well I sent you an ask on anon abt how to start a studyblr and finally dm you to be frens( I was going asfghjkl ngl)

Why I follow you: the question should be WHY NOT?! you're an absolute amazing person inside out, helped me through so many things helped me make so many frens, persona of a goddess, really kind and hardworking, absolute complete premium package of an incredible hooman I'll give you my heart right on the spot so you could practice on it😤💕(also because I can fangirl w you)

Your blog is: I very lovely place to be, I feel very safe and calm there, somehow I always end up stalking it but that's not the point, filled with your amazing posts and lovely aes of van Gogh

Your URL is: to the point lol I love it (also if I have to say abt your main one *alien-the-magician* chef kiss<3

Your icon is: a classic picture of van Gogh, I have said it enough times but once again, he's your brand! / jin looks soo cute I lobe him *sobs*

A random fact I know about you: I know how you sound like?😂 you have a lovely accent ngl it'll be two years and I'm still not over the way you said *aww* and my name :") it lives in my head rent free

General opinion: you're like a elder sister to me mom's place is for daphy, I lovee Everything you do whenever I see your posts I'm like *heart eyes* and I'm very very glad that you're my fren :")

A random thought I have: you should start sending canelle's pictures in streaks when you get back also more of your faceu haha jk jk ...unless?👀

mutuals send me a "♣" and i’ll do this!!

#ask! #yasemin! #frendo #*hugs*

[comfortabletextiles]

Selfcare after a anxiety/panik attack is washing raw wool and listening to Jane austen 😌

Loreley: "I am helpful! Supervising my hooman!"

#Wool #Raw wool #Wool washing #Mental health #personal #My life #Loreley

[uphm-diaz-reinalyn]

Greetings, hoomans!

This is Reinalyn Jane Diaz but you can call me Reina for short. I am currently 17 years of age, ambivert, socially awkward but I can be your shoulder to cry on ☺ I have a deep passion for writing and cooking, my hobbies are reading novels, listening to any genres of music and watching all sorts of TV shows and movies ( as long as it is horror, comedy and SciFi ).

My Dream is to establish a well - known cafe someday that would represent the country that I admired (Korea, Japan, Thailand) and the nation that I am proud to be (Philippines). I also want to become a head chef from a well-known restaurant and create my own signature dish. I know this may sounds unrealistic but if I try hard enough, I believe that all this, bizarre dream of mine will become a reality.

I do believe in the saying that " Just because the past is painful doesn't mean our future will be " This means that even though we experienced hardships and struggles, people may have doubt and judge us for being ourselves, society may not be as accepting as we thought doesn't mean that you'll still have to experience those kinds of things in the future. We have the capacity to write our own future so don't let something or someone, get in away from achieving your dreams and just be yourself.

So, to those who are reading this, I hope ya'll have a wonderful day and stay safe uwu

#MIL #HE1202

[jamaisjoons]

(1/5) I adore Picking Flowers!! Not only the sheer willpower it takes to write a 40k fic, but the amount of detail you put into every aspect of the story! I was truly hooked every on every line. You wrote hanahaki au so beautifully. I didn’t know what it was until I saw your fic and proceeded to do a bit of research. I thought stories in this au would seem unrealistic, but I was clearly wrong. You made me feel like this fictional disease made perfect sense-

(2/5) the bits and pieces about it being a scientific mystery and the course of the disease really added dimension to the story. And the emotions you captured so well!! Y/n knew it was hurting her, but she kept telling herself “just one more day.” One day turned into weeks, then months. She still couldn’t turn away even though she knew the harder she fell, the worse her condition becomes.You elegantly described her thoughts, and that made the symbolism stand out.

(4/5) IM GETTING CARRIED AWAY HERE. Anyway, I shed a whole ass tear (mayhaps more than one) reading it, right up until the activities out in public 😛 which I might add, was also so sexy and nice??? How do you manage to make people burst into tears with beautiful romance novels then immediately flip the table and smack us on the ass with nsfw action 😩 like first I’m wet on the face then I’m wet somewhere else??? (low key became a feral ask)

(5/5) ANYWAY again, I’m so sorry this became so unbearably long!! But I just had so many feels while reading picking flowers 🌸 Shook by your writing skill, adore the fic, adore all your fics, adore you, hope you got my kofi as a token of appreciation for being a very awesome hooman, stay happy, stay thirsty -yoongiboongi

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oh my god!!! hello !!! i didn’t get the third part to this :( i think tumblr ate it up :(( but either way thank you so much!!

yes!! honestly the longer it got, the more i hated it and was becoming disillusioned with it,,, like to the point i had to get jane to read each part and give me feedback/validation so i could continue writing it :’))and omg!! i think it used to be a pretty popular trope but it sort of died out aha, but i still think its a really interesting concept and i love playing around with it! my first hanahaki fic was ‘bloom’ for jimine but honestly, i think i outdid myself with picking flowers :’)))

and omg !!!! YES THANK YOU !! I really enjoyed making it seem realistic rather than a ‘it just happens’ kinda thing, and i personally felt the science behind it made it a little more realistic so im really happy you said that because it makes me feel better about including it hehehe

the one more day lowkey broke my heart because i know lots of people irl do it and it was just :((( watching her hold onto him even though she had no hope but also being so in love with him that she just wanted to be with him but also a part of me was wondering if that was stupid so again, thank you!!

AND NO ITS OKAY I LOVE LONG ASKS/FEEDBACK IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY! and sksjjfksfkjdlkg please omg it was such a soft scene he was so soft but also dom and ahhhhh i love him so much and ingneitornhgrion im glad it made you feral ;)))

ONCE AGAIN PLEASE DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT BEING SO LONG! I LOVED READING IT ALL!!! and jnfejngtrngoin i think i did!!! thank you so much for the support it really meant a lot!!! 

#asks #the nameless #au: picking flowers #yoongiboongi