#hopefully not that crappy

[bixels]

I feel like I've seen most of what interests me in FiMFiction for the time being, so I read through some good ol' reliable Stardew Valley fanfics last night, only to realize.

Haley x Female Farmer is basically Rarijack. Rarijack adjacent.

#personal #delete later #not art #unfortunate that i'm really not into the BIG popular ships in stardew #like. i downloaded talkohlooey's character sprites for my sdv because the men just look so much better #with talkohlooey sebastian actually looks like a cute guy i'd wanna date. default seb looks like a very very specific white boy. #like. the mod of an anime community discord server. #he looks like every white anime fan i knew in high school who very intentionally tried to look and dress more asian #so unfortunately i'm not really into any of the male bachelors. They are All White. #I went after Alex at first but he's a white bread jock. #So I'm really not interested in ships with Shane or Elliot or Sebastian which make up 2/3 of the romance fics #I do think Harvey is cute he has a lot of personality and he's a sweetheart #stardew expanded has victor AND olivia which is such a fucking win. Asians fuck yeah #I usually pursue Penny. Fluttershy vibes lmao #hopefully chocolatier has some dateable men who Aren't White. #Really can't recommend Talkohlooey's sprites more. Fantastic art style AND character design direction to boot. They made Emily Not #Terrifying Looking which is incredible. #still wish you could date the milfs though who said that #i said it. i'm fessing up. why did concernedape put all these women in unfulfilling marriages with mediocre/crappy men #what are you getting at.

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

tryna figure out @saltyfryz’s Daybreaker Sun to contribute to the new cannon ship featuring @sunnyinajar; not exactly my best work, I did not do him justice here so I am sorry if it's very anticlimactic but uh here-

also

I AM SO SORRY HOW YOUR SONA CAME OUT SUE I TRIED I REALLY DID BUT I ENDED UP SCREWING UP THE LINEART COLORS AND THE COLORING IN GENERAL I DIDN'T MEAN TO I PROMISE BUT MY APP WAS ACTING UP AND I COULDN'T FIX IT-

*sobs and hides face in hands*

aherm.

anyways here's my first attempt and my lil analyzing of this funky lil dude (I have one for sue's sona as well but I'm not showing that cuz it's even more messy than this one)

anyways yeah here's this sorry imma crawl into my hidey hole and die now-

#crappy doodles #sorry to bother #don't mind me #not my au #not my character #i know I didn't do him justice but please accept this humble offering please and thank you #hopefully I can figure out sue's sona and make some better stuff #there's more doodles but they're in the very back of my files and I can't find em #also please excuse the terrible coloring that's my bad #I've never drawn fire before so I had to experiment a little #also not used to drawing humanoid figures so please excuse my poor anatomy #but um yea here's this! #now where's a hole to go cry in

[aeuino]

after shower cuddles with rin are amazing. the faint smell of his soap still lingers where his neck and shoulder meet up causing you to unconsciously relax in his hold :( knowing that he doesn’t have practice tomorrow because it’s his off day means that he can stay up with you for as long as you’d like watching horror films <3 rin might not verbally express his self a lot, but having you so close to him gives rin a sense of closeness that he finds difficult to find in his other day-to-day activities. he feels that the sheer warmth of your body alone is enough to melt away the cold exterior of his heart—which he doesn’t seem to mind <3 as you start to feel your consciousness ebbing away, rin gives your waist one last departing squeeze. a silent promise that he’ll still be there when you awaken

#🍈 문서: doc #i’m baaaaack #hopefully this wasn’t too crappy 🙏🏼 #rin itoshi #rin itoshi x reader #rin itoshi x you #rin itoshi x y/n #blue lock #bllk #bllk fluff #bllk imagines #bllk headcanons #bllk drabble #blue lock x reader #blue lock x you #blue lock x y/n #bllk x reader #bllk x you #bllk x y/n

[purplelea]

#crappy edit be upon ye #inspired by that one pic of a gun with 'slay button' #you know the one hopefully #twewy #joshua kiryu #twewy spoilers #that counts as spoiler right #my edits

[avtreides]

⸺ by clicking the source link below you'll be able to access #52 medium sized gifs of irish musician elijah hewson (1999) from various interviews. he is of white descent, so please cast accordingly. all gifs were made from scratch by me for roleplaying purposes only, don't claim them as your own. feel free to like or reblog if you found this pack useful!

DO NOT. . .

use in taboo, slave or celebrity rps / to roleplay minors.

repost or use for edits / manips without credit.

content warnings: none.

#rph #elijah hewson gif pack #elijah hewson gifs #gifsociety #gif pack #these are crappy bc im just testing the waters hopefully i'll remake them later on ! #i'll be updating this pack throughout the week #my gifs. #fc: elijah hewson

[wrong-planet-boy]

Finally was able to draw again after over a year 🎉🐛

Imposter syndrome really hit me hard

#not me trying to post again for the sixth time #I hate tumblr #just let me post my crappy art already #gremlincore #crowcore #goblincore #dark cottagecore #cottagecore #witchcore #the tag thingy on the is my insta name #in case anyone wonders #hopefully it won't be my last drawing this year #my art #my artwork #art #artist

[mitamicah]

Could you draw Bojan with a bowlcut?

I feel like the idea of these being "quick" is getting lost on me x'D

Here he is :3 in pink to honor his own preferences (aka him telling us his favourite colour yesterday) xD

#hopefully it looks like bojan and not jere x'D #thank you for the prompt it was fun :3 #bojan cvjeticanin #silly crappy doodle time #mine #my own art

[paperhats-and-evil-schemes]

You know, I think what i fear most about all these soulless Disney remakes is that one day they'll take Hunchback of Notre Dame, one of the strongest and most daring Disney movies ever in its depiction of showing the dark sides of religion without demonizing faith as a whole, and that they'll take Judge Claude Frollo and either make him "sympathetic" or way less extreme than in the original, since Disney is nowhere near as ballsy to do something like directly criticize religious extremists anymore, I think, and that would just DESTROY the great impact that movie's messaging had.

That's not to say I have anything against sympathetic villains, but Frollo is one that was so strong BECAUSE of how awful he was and the position he held, and that fierce kind of villainy should NEVER be changed in his case imo. Very strong teaching moments in there for kids.

#Not that any kids these days are watching Notre Dame or anything 😂 But yeah. #Hunchback of Notre Dame was literally the movie that helped make it click for me that my parents were NOT very good people actually #Kids need these kinds of movies to help them learn when they're being manipulated for the worse #and it would be a shame if this strong example of that were given a crappy half-baked shlop of the original story #It wasn't Little Mermaid specifically that got me thinking abt this bc Ursula was actually still decently evil in it #But more stuff like Cruella and Pinocchio #Well anyways. I'm sure this has been pondered on in much better ways already. I'm just ready to fight someone if they dare change Hunchback #May be the only situation that being a financial flop might be good for it lol hopefully Disney will leave it alone rather than crap on it #In a shitty remake I mean #Frollo is a goddamn legendary untouchable villain and I just KNOW a remake would ruin him #Wow sorry for the random and completely irrelevant rant but I just feel VERY strongly about this lol #OP #Disney #the hunchback of notre dame

[divinemachina]

went to open ibis paint for a shit doodle and i saw this I can't stop giggling at it

two types of ibis paint canvases

#IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS FUNNY #also hi yeah im an ibis paint finger artist i draw on my ipad #with a crappy ver. of the aggie pencil brush #soon I shall be freed... <- buying pc hopefully soon

[jerimovich]

What was the grossest hangover food you’ve ever resorted to? Was it an italian beef sandwich?

#ayo edebiri #rachel sennott #* #i changed my mind on remaking the gif so here’s a crappy 1 gif post instead #if i become less frustrated with life i’ll make the second set i wanted to #hopefully someone else got there before me

[artistakai]

#man I feel really crappy mentally #days r getting worst I think but I’ll manage through them hopefully #my art

[randomnameless]

Typing about the best wildlife scholar made me realise something -

We know Dheginsea's extremist isolationist and non-interventionist policies were motivated by his wish to stop the propagation of wars, or at least, not to create a situation where the entire continent would be engulfed in War, else Ashera would wake up and erase the population.

Which is what he ultimately believes happened - that's why we fight against him in FE10, because the plot is stupid and cannot have Yune tell him "hi! We were woken by Galdr, Ashera mistakingly believes the inverse!" before his ultimate defeat.

But thinking more about it -

The Three Heroes (tfw Lehran's not part of the gang) made a pact with the Goddesses : they had to ensure 1k years of peace else they would stone Humanity. If they wake up in 1k years and the world is in chaos, they would stone it. If not, then kumbaya.

If they wake up before those 1k years due to war, the world is stone. If they are awoken by Galdr, they should, uh, talk to each other to decide what to do.

To Dheginsea, the only person who could sing the Galdr of Release, Lehran, lost the power to do so when he lost his abilities as a Laguz : ergo, without any possibility to wake the Goddesses up with Galdr, the only way to avoid Ashera's judgment was to avoid wars for 1000 years, even if it means... well, ignoring people suffering and letting them die at your doorstep.

So, Dheginsea, if he revealed the truth about Lehran, would have started a war against Beorcs (there's no way Laguz who know the truth will accept the status quo that if they live too closely with Beorcs they die), and without Galdr : Ashera wakes up "with war" and stones everyone.

If he intervened like Lehran wanted, and had Goldoa stomp Begnion/Beorcs who enslaves Laguz? Ashera wakes up "with war" and stones everyone, since she can't be waken up with Galdr anymore.

Hell, if Dheginsea terminated Ashnard and Daein as he planned too after losing Rajaion and Almedha (what FE10 tells us... but can we seriously believe this when in FE9 he dgaf about the situation?), again we have the same situation : Ashera wakes up due to war and stones everyone.

The only reason why the cast "won" and Tellius isn't stoned anymore is because unbestknown to Lehran, Dheginsea and well, everyone in Tellius, Lehran's branded descendants (who conveniently weren't all wiped out!) can actually sing the Galdr of Release and release Yune, who can circumvent the "Ashera wakes up with war and stone everyone".

-> When Lehran lost his powers and couldn't act as an alarm anymore, the only way to "wake the goddesses before 1k years happen" is with war and their judgment would be to kill everyone.

So Dheginsea had to grit his teeth and accept every fucked up thing that happened in Tellius because Lehran - due to this world's crappy mechanics - cannot "wake up the Goddesses" earlier and ask them to withold their judgment : if there is a war they will kill everyone - they must endure for 1k years, else Tellius is doomed.

Tl;Dr : TFW "make love not war" backfired in Lehran's case, and completely fucked up the covenant they had with the goddesses and if Miccy chocked on a pretzel, Lehran's love for Altina (aka him losing his powers) would have led to Tellius being wiped out even without his own participation.

#Tellius stuff #tfw the events of the game are triggered by the crappy universe mechanics #imagine their despair when Lehran loses his ability to sing the Galdr #'oh crap you were the only one able to sing to wake them up without the massive stoning what should we do?' #hopefully his branded descendants magically inherited the lyrics and tune but #can this also explain Lehran's despair that led him to agree to the massive stoning? idk #idk how much of a hand Lehran had in the entire Daein debacle #Goldoa being moved in the war Ashnard was trying to create fit with his plans #but it also implied he sacrificed his friend's children to have him 'react' and join the war meant to kill everyone? #or he knew Dheginsea and his kids would escape Ashera's judgment? idk #Dheginsea 'we only have to wait 200 years before they wake up we can do it' #Almedha 'dad i'm going to explore the world and fuck a beorc what could even happen?' #Lekain 'damn those subhumans what if I genocide a few of them for funsies? That'll make that subhuman blooded apostle mad lol' #'or maybe i can kill her too and rule over begnion for the lols?' #and then izuka graduated #those were the last 200 meters and they fucked the last lap #FE10 #this verse I swear #how much Lehran's despair was fueled by his inability to keep his promise to the goddesses? #and how did the 'great news' affected his allies and the world?

[fruitmans]

This is like the facebook poking.. cant not boop back🤭

#full time job omg #also #its my birthday tomorrow #so ordered a heck load of sushi for din din tonight 😎 #hopefully lil man sleeps well and early (19.00) 🤞🏻 #so i can chill and watch some crappy movie with my food in the livingroom #bells be speaking to herself

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

small series of doodles from the friday @daycarefriendpickup magma-needed to practice drawing my sona and this seemed like a good opportunity

(a few zoomed in versions under the cut cuz i think they're silly:)

#personal #crappy doodles #magma #couldn't resist playing with a little fire and got sent to the time-out barrel #anyways uh yea! #i feel kinda bad for taking up a ton of space on the magma boards #hopefully i won't get shot on site for that #but anyways this was fun! #my sona #silly stuff #fnaf dca #(this isn't from any one of my aus by the way it's just the normal guys)

[quirkle2]

Do you plan on playing TOTK? I can't afford it this week unfortunately but I'm getting it when I can.

absolutely! i have the money saved up and im buyin it tomorrow :) will prolly play it as soon as it becomes available to

#qktalks #destructokats #strangely im not Nearly as excited to play as i expected to be but i think that's just a case of like . #me being preoccupied. i bet if i rewatch the trailers tonight ill be hyped up for it again #when i start it up im prolly gonna switch my old crappy joycons for the new sksw ones i got ....... hopefully they don't drift immediately #actually i didn't even consider whether i'd get it physical or digital ... huh #i kinda want it physical honestly. digital is more convenient tho #hmmmmmm decisions decisions

[zesstie]

ok, i just need to put out there that this is the first time i've ever written something relatively close to fanfiction, so it's shitty and a little ooc for some of the characters (especially keith ngl). anyways here a small klance oneshot but it's dialogue only!! btw no tw that ik of, but lmk if there's something i should add a tw for! it was written as a school project, so there shouldn't be anything!! enjoy my shit writing, everyone :)

L: “How- how did you find me?”

K: “You’ve got to be kidding me. You’re joking, right?”

L: “Uhhhhh….. yes?”

K: “Oh my God you’re being serious, haha! Wow, I did not take you as the dense type.”

L: “Hey! For your information I am very perceptive when I need to be!”

K: “Yeah our lives are kind of in danger right now? I’d take that as a time where perceptiveness is needed! And you obviously didn’t take that perceptiveness into consideration when you practically announced to the world where you were going due to how loud you ran.”

L: “..Touche.”

K: “Anyways, do you have any information on our enemy?”

L: “All I know is that we’re outnumbered. By, like, a lot. We’re the only ones left.”

K: “...Oh.”

L: “Yeah, how’s that for perceptiveness!?”

K: “Point taken, but this isn’t the time to argue! The enemy could be close and be ready to snipe us, and we can’t afford to lose this war.”

L: “Alright. Do you have a plan?”

K: “Well, you know how I said they could be ready to snipe us at any moment?”

L: “I think I see where you’re going with this, K.”

K: “Thankfully, we have a sharpshooter of our own. The only way we can win at this point is to ambush them. They’ve got 5 people, right? I think I’ll be able to pull off leading them together with some distractions, and once they’re all together, you can pick them off from above.”

L: “This is going to be so fun!”

K: “Remember to stay serious, L… But let’s destroy them.”

H: “Dude, we’ve been walking around for forever and there’s still no sign of anyone. Did we take them all out? I feel like we would have known if we took them all out.”

P: “Yeah, we would have. They’re either really good at this or have no clue what to do, and I’m going with the latter.”

*TING, TING, CLATTER*

H: “What was that? P please, what was that?!”

P: “Calm down!! Finding out where they are is literally our job, H. It sounded like it came from roughly 10 o'clock, but from above due to how long it took to hit the ground. Let’s go back east and tell the others”

A: “H, P! Why are you two over here? I thought your orders from S were to stay separate from the group.”

H: “Yeah, well we know where the enemy is and it's literally on the complete other side, soooooo yeah.”

P: “One of them dropped something, and I thought I heard someone quietly curse under their breath, so they’re def disorganized. ”

C: “Awesome, S isn’t terribly far away so we should regroup and come up with a game plan.”

A: “Let’s go then! We must win!”

K: “Beep. They’re heading over to their leader now, L. You in position? Beep.”

L: “Beep. Never been more ready, K. Beep.”

K: “Beep. Alright then, good luck. I’m counting on you. Beep.”

S: “C just filled me in, great job on finding their location H and P.”

A: “P said that what they dropped sounded like it came from above, so we should ambush from behind and on the same level, instead of from underneath.”

C: “Sounds reasonable enough to me, does anyone have anything else to add?”

H: “Nope!”

P: “Nothing here, let go get th-”

*PEW PEW PEW*

S: “What?! They’re behind us? Everyone, ready you-”

*PEW PEW*

S: “....”

A: “....”

C: “....”

P: “....”

H: “....”

Comms: “TEAM RED HAS WON THIS ROUND OF LASER TAG. PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE WEST DOOR AND DROP OFF YOUR GUNS AND GEAR AT THE PREP ROOM. WE HOPE YOU HAD FUN PLAYING THIS LAST ROUND OF LASER TAG.”

L: “Woooo Hoooooo!!! K, Did you see that?! I totally had them!”

K: “Yes! Great job, L! I knew you could do it.”

P: “Are they….. Actually getting along? I thought for sure their arguing would be their downfall.”

S: “Well, we’ve just got to not underestimate them anymore. Good game guys, you proved us wrong.”

A: “.... Yet again.”

K: “Don’t forget about the bet, guys!”

L: “YES! Free lunch, I can’t wait to meet you!”

#klance #klance one shot #vld shitpost #klance shitpost #it's so crappy i honestly don't even know why i'm sharing it w anyone #it's my first creative writing class so hopefully i can get better #can be seen as romantic or platonic #dialogue only #lance mcclain #keith kogane #writing #fanfiction #klance fanfiction #vld