i hate the accuracy of this literally just have one thing in common with me and I’m yours :’(
Date range: December 22 - January 19
Color: Brown, Black
Average 4 x 4 inches.
Split Back for easy peeling
(Sample image is warped and has glare. Actually product will not have “Sample” Printed on it and glare is not there.)
Pisces believe and trust much more than they should.
INFJ / Scorpio Sun / Scorpio Moon / Cancer Rising / Scorpio Mercury / Scorpio Venus
30th October 2020 I Today’s Horoscope
by Astrologer Deepali Dubey. In the Video, Ms. Deepali
Dubey will Help you to understand day Astrology as per
#astrologer #astrology #tarot #paranormal #rashifal
#prediction #predictions #forecast #sunsign
#deepalidubey #deepali #noida #delhi #newdelhi
#horoscope #palmistry #numerology #occult #psychic #medium
Aries: Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. They use that as a distraction so you won’t see them strike. Make sure to keep your eyes on their stingers.
Taurus: Revenge is a dish best served cold. It comes with a side salad and your choice of potatoes. It pairs best with a white wine.
Gemini: It’s a common misconception that cats have nine lives. They actually each take nine lives. And your cat is about to take its last life. Better be careful.
Cancer: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. So use a stone to kill it, thus you have killed two birds with one stone.
Leo: The world is your oyster. Too bad you’re allergic to shellfish.
Virgo: You can’t have an omelette without breaking a few eggs. You also can’t have one without a frying pan, a stove, and some salt and pepper to taste. Please check out my cooking blog for a full recipe.
Libra: Did you know that trees can see you? Be thankful that they do not judge.
Scorpio: It’s not your fault that you’re a Scorpio. But it’s your fault you’re staying one. Time travel exists for a reason you know.
Sagittarius: You should go check on Cancer. They are trying to kill birds. Tell them to cut it out.
Capricorn: Be yourself. Wait, no. Sorry. That is supposed to say bee yourself. Turn into a bee. Just do it. You won’t regret it.
Aquarius: Might want to wear a lot of red this week. Helps hide any blood stains.
Pisces: You do not need to be the best there is, because simply by being you are doing amazing.
i was just in the shower and it occurred to me:
scorpio women are ruthless and i love it
The Signs Saying Random things:
Aries: You have too many teeth. I’m just going to get rid of a couple.
Taurus: Trust me, if I’m threatening you, you’ll have a barrel to look down. Till then, I’m just making a conversation.
Gemini: I’m not good at sit ups, push ups or pull ups. I am pretty good at fuck ups though.
Cancer: At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who’s next.
Leo: If karma doesn’t hit you, I fucking will.
Virgo: What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m pissed.
Libra: what? I wasn’t listening. my ears reject boring topics.
Scorpio: Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.
Sagittarius: I tried to write (I’m a functional adult) but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and I feel like that’s more accurate.
Capricorn: I don’t need sex, life fucks me everyday.
Aquarius: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.”
Pisces: Honestly, i don’t have much of an active role in my life anymore. Things just happen and I’m like, ‘oh, is this what we’re doing now? ok.
#tarot #tarotreadings #astrology #zodiac #metaphysical #manifestation #meditation #chakras #divination #divineunion #claircognition #cartomancy #esoteric #spiritualist