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chiaralbart · 13 days

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the signs as my witchy illustrations 🦋

#the signs as #signs as #zodiac signs #horoscope #horoscope meme #artists on tumblr #art #witchy #digital art #witch #digital illustration #witches #magical #magic #artist on tumblr #witchcore #witchcore aesthetic

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lisczi · 1 year

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Weird Al’s Horoscope for today :)

#weird al #weird al yankovic #horoscope #zodiac #astrology #astrology meme #horoscope meme #Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

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savagebeautyqueen · 2 years

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thestarsarealigning · 6 months

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The signs when they are sharing French fries with a foodie sibling and they leave the room for a moment and then when they come back ALL the fries are gone

lmao alright lets do it

The signs when their fries were stolen by a sibling

Aries: *orders three more packs that they will not share one single piece of out of principle*

Taurus: "Did you know that a single fry has over 300 calories? Good luck loosing that again. What? I'm just being informative!"

Gemini: *makes fun of their sibling and steals their toy*

Cancer: doesn't realize there were fries before, forgot all about them during their daydream break

Leo: "How. Dare. You." (starts fight in the middle of the restaurant)

Virgo: "yeah whatever let's go get icecream next you punk"

Libra: *sighs very deeply* "...i guess you needed these more than me"

Scorpio: (offish) "cool cool cool. You'll pay for a new pack for me, or i'll tell mom you snuck out last week. No i'm serious."

Sagittarius: *stands up and leaves and doesn't stop until the sibling runs after them with sincere apologies*

Capricorn: (a single tear rolls down their cheek) "I literally worked for these. What did you do? Did you ever work? I don't care that you're nine, Charlie, doing nothing won't get you ahead in life"

Aquarius: "These fries were honestly the only good thing about today. How could you do this to me"

Pisces: (lovingly) "Are you finally full now?"

#horoscope #zodiac #silly horoscope #funny horoscope #random #horoscope meme #zodiac signs #star signs #sun moon rising #sun sign #astro blog #astrology #the stars are aligning #starsign #daily horoscope

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throatgina-sausage · 2 years

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#astrology humor #astrology memes #astrology #typology #horoscope meme #zodiac memes #zodiac quotes #cancer zodiac #gemini memes #taurus memes #leo memes #pisces memes #water signs #Sun Moon Rising

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spacecadets-and-ghoulies · 9 months

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Man vs Moo~ I hope this can be used a meme one day. Hes trying to save the taurus but it wont budge. Man uses bribe.

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sallyseverson · 1 year

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Accurate

#capricorn #horoscope #horoscope meme #capricorn memes

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giantratbf · 2 years

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omg hiii >__< hello :3c

#my art #oc #persona #it's meee :3 #horoscope meme #shoutout to stella winx transformation pose which apparently lives in my head since i just whipped it out without thinking #it's a good pose

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harmoonix · 2 months

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When people wonder why you don't wanna have kids but your inner spiritual bish already knows it.. because of your 5H being empty in the birth chart

Normalizing not wanting kids is perfectly normal

#astrology #astro observations #birth chart #astro notes #astrology observations #placements #astro community #horoscope #astrology meme #astrology memes #5th house

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astroqueer15 · 2 years

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80's astrologers were savages. 😭😂

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flannyjanny · 3 months

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heyitsmeyourfavoritechick · 6 months

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* ˚ ✦Capricorn observation* ˚ ✦

• Like any earth sign they like a timeless look or something fitting to their environment (messy environment messy look, clean environment clean look, picking up what I’m putting down?)

It also kind applies to when they’re looking for love interests.

• Very “old school” probably has a collection of some kind, maybe along the lines of retro memorabilia or collections of antiques (that they only think looks good) or they’re place looks bare because they could never spend money on “that pointless crap”

(I’ve almost met a lot of Capricorn placements who collects comic books.)

• They could never spend large amounts of money unless it’s apart of their “whole master plan” aka they will do anything to get ahead in their job or career even if it means hurting your feelings or taking your position!

That’s earths sign kinda of competitiveness.

• I personally feel like thrifting was invented by a Capricorn or the Russian mail order bride service, both ends mean business for one common thing, not love…. But money.

In some cases it means love.

• Capricorn in love is like a strong tree trunk if you appreciate it enough and have enough patience.

Can you stay all 4 seasons?

• Can you handle a Capricorn’s depression or seasonal depression because they rather get the bag than celebrate holidays including if they live far away from family.

•Free time for Capricorn means learning/ planning how to get more money when they DO have free time (which is never, they’re always busy) or tinkering around trying to make something (crafty) or fixing something that needed to be fixed 6 months ago.

They procrastinate a bit here and there.

• Just like a cancer they like they’re space and personal space but not carrying they’re home on they’re back like cancer, that’s what they lack and leads them to depression, dating a cancer can help them gain that nostalgia back for them but won’t solve there depression! (Don’t use water signs as emotional body bags.

• They do love the used, daddy issues, mommy issues people, because earlier on their life or childhood they had to grow up fast and never really shown love or proper love towards them. So they do the same.

Whata cycle Capricorn!

• They mentally think like a teenager but have a body like a 80 year old. Having back pains in highschool? And problems with they’re knees?

• Do you have crooked teeth? Deep voice? Sometimes raspy? Small face features but a long nasal cavity? Did you ever have those gold/silver caps in your teeth while growing up?

• The males are into older women, and women are into younger guys.

• Shy when it comes to love but very confident when it comes to money.

• Once when you have everything why do you feel like you gotta keep searching?

•How does it feel to chase something you don’t even know what your chasing?

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sngii1726 · 26 days

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Is every planet in the 6th, 8th or 12th house bad?

No, not necessarily. While the 6th, 8th, and 12th houses are traditionally considered to be more challenging or "malefic" in Vedic astrology, it's important to understand that the interpretation of a planet's placement in these houses is not solely determined by the house itself, but also by factors such as the specific characteristics of the planet, its strength in the chart, and any aspects or conjunctions it forms with other planets.

Here's a more nuanced perspective on each of these houses:

6th House: Often associated with health, conflicts, enemies, and service, the 6th house can indicate challenges and obstacles in life. However, planets placed here can also signify strengths and opportunities. For example, benefic planets like Jupiter or Venus in the 6th house can indicate success in overcoming obstacles, good health, and positive relationships with coworkers or subordinates. Malefic planets like Mars or Saturn in the 6th house may indicate health issues, conflicts, or struggles with enemies, but they can also provide the determination and resilience needed to overcome challenges.

8th House: This house is associated with transformation, sudden changes, secrets, inheritance, and occult matters. Planets in the 8th house can indicate deep psychological insights, spiritual growth, or unexpected events. While malefic planets like Saturn or Mars in the 8th house can bring difficulties such as delays, losses, or upheavals, they can also foster inner strength, discipline, and the ability to navigate through transformative experiences. Benefic planets like Jupiter or Venus in the 8th house can bring blessings through inheritance, spiritual growth, and a deep understanding of life's mysteries.

12th House: Associated with losses, isolation, spirituality, and hidden enemies, the 12th house can indicate challenges related to confinement, sacrifice, or letting go of attachments. However, planets in the 12th house can also signify spiritual enlightenment, inner peace, and connection with higher realms. Malefic planets like Saturn or Mars in the 12th house may indicate feelings of isolation, subconscious fears, or hidden enemies, but they can also foster discipline, introspection, and a sense of detachment from worldly desires. Benefic planets like Jupiter or Venus in the 12th house can bring spiritual insights, divine protection, and a sense of inner fulfillment.

Ultimately, the interpretation of a planet's position in the 6th, 8th, or 12th house depends on a variety of factors, including the specific characteristics of the planet, its strength in the chart, and its interactions with other planets. A holistic view of the entire birth chart

To do this you can use Kundli Chakra Professional 2022 software. Which can give you accurate information. You can also contact us 8595675042 for more information.

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savagebeautyqueen · 2 years

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😌😌😌 I said what I said

#aquarius meme #aquarius #aquarius sun #team aqua #zodiac memes #horoscope meme #astrology stuff #Astro #astrology memes #astro thoughts #aquarius things #photography meme #astro observations

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astrorakesh1726 · 1 month

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What does Pluto in the first house mean in astrology?

In astrology, the placement of Pluto in the first house of a birth chart is significant and can influence various aspects of an individual's personality, behavior, and life path. Here are some key interpretations of Pluto in the first house:

Intensity and Magnetism: Pluto in the first house intensifies the personality and presence of the individual. They may possess a magnetic and powerful aura that draws others to them. This placement suggests a deep, transformative energy that can impact both the individual's life and the lives of those around them.

Self-Discovery and Transformation: Individuals with Pluto in the first house often undergo profound personal transformations throughout their lives. They may constantly seek to understand themselves at a deep level and may be drawn to psychological introspection and self-analysis. This placement indicates a journey of self-discovery and empowerment through confronting and overcoming personal challenges.

Charisma and Magnetism: Pluto in the first house bestows a strong sense of charisma and personal magnetism. Others may find them intriguing and captivating, but they may also evoke feelings of fear or intimidation due to their intense presence.

Power Dynamics and Control: Pluto's influence in the first house can manifest as a desire for control and power in personal relationships and situations. Individuals with this placement may have a strong will and may seek to exert influence over their environment or the people around them. They may also attract power struggles or intense dynamics in their relationships.

Rebirth and Regeneration: Pluto symbolizes the principle of death and rebirth, and its placement in the first house suggests a theme of regeneration and renewal in the individual's life. They may experience significant endings and beginnings that lead to profound personal growth and transformation.

Psychological Depth and Insight: Individuals with Pluto in the first house tend to have a deep psychological insight and may be drawn to the study of psychology, occultism, or other esoteric subjects. They may possess a keen intuition and a penetrating understanding of human nature.

Intensity in Relationships: In relationships, individuals with Pluto in the first house may experience intense and transformative dynamics. They may be drawn to partners who challenge them on a deep emotional level, and their relationships may involve themes of power, control, and psychological depth.

Overall, Pluto in the first house symbolizes a powerful and transformative presence that shapes a person's personality, relationships, and life journey. It is important to consider this position in the context of the entire birth chart for a comprehensive understanding of its effects. For which you can use Kundli Chakra Software 2022 Professional.

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throatgina-sausage · 1 year

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A little comic I made, I hope to make more

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