It’s a lovely morning in Kirkwall, and you are a horrible Hawke
Just crafted the most important object in New Horizons.
To whomever made the untitled ghost game post,
Press (Y) to haunt.
had a dream last night that there was a party game called “Truth or Goose”
it was like truth or dare but instead of dares, you had to fight a bloodthirsty wild goose, gladiator style but all you had for weapons were your wits and bare hands
Some geese as DND classes
Anyone else ship the horrible goose and the duo lingo owl?
I just reached 1,000 followers! Time to celebrate. Congratulations, @iliveinacomputerscreen, I just wrote a short story about three of the fandoms you’ve reblogged lately. They are:
Untitled Goose Game
Thank you for the excuse to write this. It’s 1528 words of fun.
The Witcher vs Three Pokemon and One Goose
“So is that supposed to summon the monsters, or repel them?” Jaskier asked, pointing at the thing Geralt carried.
“Don’t know yet,” Geralt said. He pushed through the underbrush, holding the red and white ball in front of him.
“I mean, it’s probably not an egg. Right?”
“They would have said if it attracted monsters,” Jaskier reasoned. “I mean, they would have noticed. On account of all the monsters.”
Sometimes you gotta be a little less horrible of a goose. Valentine’s Day is one of those days.
Photos courtesy of Paige Elise and Heather Brown.
Get you someone who can do both
It is a lovely morning in the Outpost and you are a horrible penguin.
2019: big dick energy
2020: horrible goose energy
vs the Nightmare Lamb of Ghent
No one wins and we all die.
I matched with the horrible goose on tinder, my dating career has peaked
It’s a lovely day at MAGfest, and I am a horrible goose