#hose him off

[bobtheacorn]

I say this with nothing but love in my heart for Usagi but Tomoe, girl, respectfully, I need u need to stop making moon eyes at him. He’s a homeless vagrant with no prospects and trauma he refuses to acknowledge or unpack! Set the bar a little higher, babe, I am begging u

#usagi yojimbo #Usagi committed to one thing in his entire life which was lord Mifune and then he had to cut off that man’s head and bury it in the woods #after that he just half-asses Everything #god love him #I mean I GET IT #commitment is scary especially when it ends with trauma #it’s so much easier to wander around and pretend you don’t have any problems by sticking your nose in everyone else’s business #but for real #I am like standing on the porch with the water hose and turning it on whenever tomoe is in his vicinity #girl please u don’t want him #u can do better #he needs a therapist and for girls to stop kissing him #why does he have that feral stray cat appeal

[cicada-candy]

all my favourite characters are sad wet-cat blondes send tweet

alts under the cut:

post-koh! johnny [i swear i will make hc/design notes eventually i have. too many]

kinda wanna makes this my header but i also rly like my current one. dilemma.

and also this!! for some reason!! marvel stop being cowards and give the people (me) what they want. romantic goth phase johnny blaze

#not pictured: Roxanne catching and then hosing him down /hj #hc rant in rbs #my art #ghost rider #hyper-hellfire #fanart #johnny blaze #fair warning it might be a mess i will edit it later lmao #in the meantime feel free to Sound Off lol #cw smoking

[preposterousgreen]

[in the supply closet]

Zack: Angeal, there’s a filthy guy standing outside your office. I can’t even tell who he is! Dunno what he’s covered in, but it reeks.

Angeal: You know how Genesis gets really mad when someone assumes he’s too prissy to take certain kinds of missions?

Zack: Uh-huh.

Angeal: Well, sometimes he overcompensates.

Zack: Wait, that’s Genesis?!

Angeal: Mmm-hmm. Sooner or later, he’ll decide he wants a shower more than he wants to hassle me, but until then I’m working in here.

#usually turks hose him off before he gets into their helicopter #shitpost #incorrect quotes #Angeal Hewley #zack fair #Genesis Rhapsodos #Crisis Core #final fantasy vii

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

👁️🫦👁️

Sure he was older in this film. But fuckkk.

Vincent Price behind the scenes of Theater of Blood (being hosed off after the mud/hobo scene)...I'm so grateful for my friend sending this to me. Dammmmmnnn

#vincent price #bts #photo #photo edit by me #photo edit #shirtless #merchant of menace #king of horror #fuckkkk #theater of blood #behind the scenes #oh fuck #i wanna hose him off #wash him personally...with my hands #cough. #carry on #i want him #you have no idea #sexy older man. #vintage hollywood #old hollywood #im fine #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #hot

[farshores]

every now n again a group of guards are sent to Ft. Dawnguard due to locals reporting screams of bloody murder

and each time it's just the huskies being very vocal about their bath times.

#rambling #this headcanon is broguht to you by: my husky mix who decided it's time to blow out my ear drums bcus i had to clean goose poop off him #it wasn't even a full bath just a quick rinse with the hose (which he loves to play with but yknow. it was used to clean this time so evil)

[softquietsteadylove]

For the Thenamesh Dressage AU:

Olympia gets spooked bei something and out of fear she runs away. Gil sees her running away and searches for her!

Thena paced the front patio of the club's main building. She had been pacing all afternoon, watching the grey clouds roll in steadily. It had been hours she had been out here.

Olympia had been in the fields when apparently she had gotten spooked by something and jumped the fence. She had run off at full speed, only witnessed by a few of the club staff present at the time.

Gilgamesh had gone after her.

Of course he had, though. Not just as a caretaker for the horses, but because he was like that. He cared about every single horse in his stable, and she had no doubt that he would have gone after any of the horses had they escaped.

Thena fidgeted with the sleeves of her turtleneck, clacking her boots on the wooden deck. A storm was coming in, and if they had thunder and lightning to worry about, it was even less likely they would find Olympia without injury or incident. She was about two seconds away from stealing Ikaris' steed Achilles and riding him out to find her.

Not that the club would let that happen. Not only would Ikaris kill her, but there were certain expectations of her as their champion rider, and one of those expectations was definitely not to go rogue and ride out into a thunderstorm and get herself killed.

How was Gil going to wrangle a spooked horse all by himself?

He was strong--obviously. But would just 'being strong' be enough to pull the stubborn mare back from a panic attack? What if she was truly scared? She was a kicker, and if Gil was in the wrong position at the wrong time...

Thena shuddered. No, certainly not; Gilgamesh was a trained and accomplished caretaker. He knew how to approach and handle a spooked horse. He was probably on his way back with Olympia right now!

She had been telling herself that for the last hour and a half straight.

"They'll be all right," she muttered, mostly to herself. Every since she had found Gilgamesh talking to her horse that day in the stables, she had taken up the habit for herself. She could see why he did it; it felt somewhat calming to voice her thoughts. "They'll be fine."

"Thena?"

She just sighed as Sersi walked up the club steps to her side. "They're not back yet."

The veterinarian nodded, offering a supportive pat on the shoulder, "I heard about the incident. I'm sure they'll be back any time now."

Thena gave her a tight lipped nod. Obviously Sersi was able to read the anxiety off of her. "I...I hate to think they're-"

"Oh!"

Thena looked up. Somehow, Sersi was right; on the far side of the ring, a bright spot of white emerged from the treeline. Olympia was clearly covered in branches and other evidence of her sprint. Gilgamesh was guiding her back with a makeshift lead looped around her neck. He looked exhausted.

Sersi blinked as Thena took off from the deck in a run.

The closer she got, the more she could see that Olympia had obviously fallen at some point, her right side positively caked with mud. Gilgamesh didn't seem much better off, also covered in sticks and pine needles and leaves. He had a few smears of dirt on him and some light looking scratches and cuts along his skin.

He smiled at her.

"Hey," he greeted with a heavy wave, "don't worry, she's not hurt. I-"

Thena threw herself forward, pressing her face in, "thank goodness."

Gilgamesh froze, not moving an inch with her arms wrapped around him, pinning his arms to his sides. "Uh... "

Thena released him, not thinking about it in the slightest as she turned on her horse, "what were you thinking, young lady!"

Olympia ducked her head and looked away from her, a vague look of shame settling over her long features. She huffed.

"You could have gotten hurt!" Thena continued to scold her impulsive mare, taking the rope from Gil's hand and leading Olympia back to the stables. "And that's nothing to say of putting poor Gil through this!"

"Really, I-"

"You are in big trouble, you," Thena grumbled, her steam running out as they made their way back to the stables. Thena laid her head against Olympia's mane, twigs and mud be damned, "do you know how worried I was?"

Olympia blew through her lips, angling her face to somewhat nudge Thena affectionately.

"I know you are," she sighed, petting her horse for the comfort of them both. "Let's get you washed up, you filthy thing. Gilgamesh has done enough for you for one day."

"Thena, really, I-"

Thena continued right into the stables. She walked Olympia right in, ready to hose her right down. Yes, she would get covered in mud and water and horse hair and be disgusting by the end of it. But having her horse back safe and sound was well worth it. "Go on."

Olympia walked into her stall with her head hung low in shame.

"Thena, really," Gil attempted to comfort her again. "She's fine, I'm fine--and we're lucky for it!"

Thena gave him a brief once over, her eyes moving over the mud in his hair and the beginnings of rope burn on his palms. She pressed her hand to his, watching as he flinched from the sting of it. "Hm--go to Ajak and have her tend to those."

"But-"

"Go!" she barked at him. He had that soft, gentle face, though, and her usual temper shook in the face of it. She sighed, "I'll take care of Olympia. You should go take care of yourself."

He gave her a funny kind of smile, which she couldn't entirely read in the moment. "Thanks--for worrying about me, I mean."

Thena blinked as he obeyed her order to go to the club medic to have his injuries tended to. She paused; she had been worried about him, sure. She just didn't know how to feel about him knowing that she had been worried about him.

Olympia whinnied loudly at her rider.

"Sorry, sorry," Thena muttered, stepping into her stall with her to examine her before making a mess of both of them.

#Thenamesh Dressage AU #a little drama? #a little angst? #just a smidge #Thena is pacing away #she was definitely ready to ride out and find them but they're not wild horses they're fancy horses #they can't go trotting around on rocky trails and such #and anyway Gil was out there with her to make sure she was okay #took off after her with nothing but a rope and the shirt on his back #of course he has rope burn from trying to pull her back with him #but he gets to Ajak with this dumb grin on his face #and she's like what's with you #and he just sighs #boy is down bad #Thena hosing down Olympia #shampooing her and brushing out her coat and combing her mane #the entire time she's like...did I tell him I was worried about him? #she does not remember the wrapping her arms around him #she blacked out

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: February 26

“Diamonds in the Mud” by Gerry Cinnamon

#song of the day #another song off that same excellent concept playlist by losersimonriley #there's so many more Scottish bands added to my circulation now it's wonderful #this is a song specifically about Glasgow being his hometown so he uses more of his accent for it which I love #I've been pestering my brothers with accent and slang fun facts for a while now #more or less since the first time somebody had Soap use a particular Scottish saying in their CoD fic and made me go over all !!!! #'innsidh na geòidh as t'fhoghar e' translates to 'the geese will tell it in autumn' and reading that nearly made me explode #because when I was a small child and I asked my uncle too many 'why' questions he told me not to worry about it #that the geese would tell me next fall #amazing to me to find out decades later through Call of Duty fanfiction that that's an actual phrase #preserved for who knows how many generations between the first Scottish folks who must've brought it to Appalachia #and then eventually my Uncle Tommy who decided to use it to turn the aggravation tables around on a child #I'm thinking about that again now not just because it still blows my mind a little bit #(really truly had so firmly accepted it as just my Uncle Tommy trolling me with nonsense. it's such a thing he'd do) #but also because of a specific bit from the end of the song 'it's thirteen degrees and there's folk in the street in the scud' #that's just under 60F (a blissfully warm sunny day in Glasgow it seems) and 'in the scud' means 'naked' #which is also a thing I've almost heard from my family! #my aunts up the mountain and therefore also my father at times would say 'in the scuff' (my aunts with a little tilt to the vowel sound) #there was a sort of connotation of it being a silly or immature or maybe drunken sort of naked. an unimpressive naked at least #like 'Tommy fell into the muddy end of the pond trying to catch that damnfool heron' (this is a true story btw. take that Uncle Tommy) #'when he got back his wife made him take off all his clothin in the yard and hose down first. had to walk into his house in th scuff' #and then all the old ladies cackle about Tommy walkin through his door 'both heads hangin low' and my dad winces a little bit #it's important I share all these memories with my siblings now. most of the family's dead and gone and the boys don't remember #very fun for me to tell the stories now and see Nick do the exact same wince at the slightly mean-spirited dick commentary #just a little family legacy in action. thank you Gerry Cinnamon #(in the spirit of song-of-the-day though I will share my favorite line without the contextual boost of silly ereborne family stories: #'I know a guy who's a lightweight one or two jars and he's buckled #he's the guy that loses keys has to break into his ain house and gets huckled' #ungodly fun to sing and I do know several of this guy. not related to them though. my whole family drinks like fish)

[snugglebeans3000]

ALMOST DIDNT GET DONE WITH IT BUT HERE WE GO DAY 3 BABYYYY

I wanted to do Tsubasa but I figured for animal companion day he would be perfect for that one, so I opted for my favorite weirdo instead

Also if y’all have any suggestions on where to maybe find a better camera app for when your drawing I would really love to know what it is, I’m tired of my drawings never coming out right when I take pictures

#mfb #metal fight beyblade #beyblade #ah #beyblade hyoma #hyoma beyblade #one of my lovelies #he would have quite an herb garden #probably sells off little starters to people in the village #I know it’s not a garden but it’s like the beginning of one of that counts #he’s so dirty #gotta spray him down with a hose after he’s done gardening #the man with dog for worms #has played with some slugs too #honestly I just think he’d really like bugs #quirky dude #just a little guy #art challenge #cozy

[arlo-venn]

Attn humans with experience grooming australian shepherds/border collies/dogs with very effective top coats:

Any tips on getting their fur Actually Wet in the bath?? I’ve yet to find a good way to give Arlo a bath that feels thorough. He dries faster than I can wet him!

#it’s too cold outside for the hose and he is afraid of it anyway #but I can do whatever I want to him in the bathtub #the shower is attached to the wall but he will let me run the shower on him- that’s how I rinse his belly #we have one of those dog bath hoses you attach to the tub but #its water pressure is so light I don’t think it could get past his top coat #I hardly ever put his rain coat on bc water just slides right off him 😭 #very convenient that he drives in milliseconds considering he cannot be blow dried but #how do I keep him from drying so fast that I can’t actually get him wet 😭 #I always manage but rarely do I feel satisfied with the job after bathing him #dogblr #edit: I have to get in the shower with him and hold him standing up to use the shower on his belly since it isn’t detachable #dries*

[willkimurashat]

Itstodkghfktsydirh jfxmgjvusits the way I snorted lmao

1) “join him for a naked, steamy shower” is not gem blocked?! *gasps* 🫢 Are dinosaurs back? Are the pigs flying? How is that possible??

2) “tell Finn you’re disgusted by his disloyalty” I literally pointed out his ‘loyalty’ tattoo yesterday wtf??

3) What would Eloise (my murderous fanfic mc) do? Ah yes, “Hose him with cold water”! And it’s only 7 GEMS??? No, pigs must definitely be flying because how else do you explain such a sudden change of heart??

Wow, I am spoiled for choice - which one’s the most worth it???

#genuinely at a crossroads #do i want a dry bits scene? #do i want to tease him? #do i want to tell him off for free? #do i want to pay my precious gems to hose him with cold water? #HELP #litg #love island the game #litg s5 #litg eitv #litg ex in the villa #litg finn

[boardboxes]

being loved by somebody and knowing that they love you is one of the best feelings in the entire world. knowing that you can be a messy person and be angry and stupid and fuck up, but the love with never waver. knowing that i always have a home with them and i can always come back home. it is so easy to love when you know you are loved.

#this is in fact about my DAD #i know that I am worthy of love because he loves me #i couldn’t turn off the hose so I called him #picked up immediately #‘you gotta turn it to the right my love’ #or when I cried and he held me until I stopped shaking #sometimes I want to leave everyone behind #but that would also mean him. and I don’t want to leave my dad behind #he would miss me and I would miss him

[dirt-str1der]

Kazumaji date idea: after kiryu gets settled to life running the orphanage he remembers majima exists and calls him to ask if he needs a vacation and majimas like (so fucking tired) YES and leaves nishida in charge of daigo (“Oyaji where are you going ??!? What will i tell the men??” “How the fuck should i know?? Figure it out!!!!!”) and kiryu introduces him to the kids and brings him around town and shows him the best eateries and bars and beats up some hooligans and majima gets so horny watching kiryu crush some guys skull with a metal trashcan and then throw him into a canal that he starts cackling maniacally and pulling out his knife and kiryu is like (secretly thrilled) not this again. Anyway while theyre both stinging with the cuts and bruises afterglow kiryu brings majima to the beach for a romantic sunset walk (majima treated the kids to a bunch of takeout so kiryu didnt have to cook and kiryus like “thank you ... ill pay you back”and majimas like “naww this is my thank ya for showin me such a good time”) and they leave their shoes at morning glory so they can play in the water and majima gets stung by a jellyfish and kiryu has to pee on him

#Yakuza 3 #Kazumaji #i dont even know how to tag this because i want people to see it but i feel like i will be crucified for this #Yakuza #ooohhh im a thirsty little flower #sorry i was just remembering that peeing on a jellyfish sting doesnt help and might actually make it worse and then i thought well kiryu #definitely wouldnt know that and i was thinking majima could definitely trick him into believing it by choking out something like #the ammonia in urine helps it heal. quick !!! i dont wanna die kiryu chan !!! #and kiryu has to angrily take his swim trunks off and hose him down and it gets everywhere because he didnt bring his stp #kiryu has board shorts i think actually. and majima has speedos because he wants to show skin #upon kiryus insistence though he had to put on a shirt because his tattoo will scare the kids #and majimas like theyre all in bed by now kiryu chan nobody is going to see (said suggestively) and kiryus like Ill lend you one of mine— #and majimas immediately like Okay hand it over #hes not getting it back btw #does this go in the pee tag because of how much i talk about the pee ? #Pee tag

[bunnyb34r]

They got their fucking hose back 👍

#was not the same guy sgdgdggd i only know that bc this guy barely made eye contact and wasnt as nice dggdgdgdgdgd the other guy was super #nice and even took his shoes off before coming into the basment which is silly bc it's a basement but still very polite of him #but they got their fucking hose back and we got our water back #he was like is this ours [duel spigot attachment] and i thought he meant the hose and i was like no?? thats our busted ass hose with the #duct tape?? and he was like no this... sgdggdgd like no i paid a good $1.75 for that bitch bc i need two spigots when i garden #but it came in handy this summer with this water bullshit bc they had to attach to that spigot bc the other one is busted #and my socksies got all yucky bc i ran out without shoes on so i could hurry up and get them gone shdhhdhddg bra less too bc fuck you thats #why sggdgd but no really it was still i was in a rush #marquilla

[thenewtitans60page22]

So Clark would’ve had to learn how to catch falling people without halting or reversing their momentum so quickly it kills them, right? So all I can imagine right now is Pa Kent on the roof of the barn flinging watermelons down for a teenage Clark to fly by and catch

#Clark has to hose off all the splattered watermelon before Ma will let him in the house #in smallville it’s more a matter of Clark being used to G forces that would kill people #since they don’t have skyscrapers #so once he moves to metropolis he has to stop by the farm and practice slowing down falling watermelons before catching them #so adult Clark flying over after work #bringing a few watermelons a thousand feet in the air #then dropping them and trying to catch them again #adult Clark knocking on his parents door soppinging wet from hosing off in the garden and politely asking ma for a towel #Superman #clark kent

[mundanemiseries]

@lunarscaled :

HOSE.

❝  wait Lyric plea-  ❞

#|[ IC | weighed down in this city ]| #|| v. | 2.00 : DEATH'S AVATAR | a mighty fine grave in the summer thaw || #lunarscaled #// #Raven vc: hoes? ik im one wym? #hose him down all u want Lyric i doubt it'll wash off the horknee

[roombagreyjoy]

Me (overstimulated and with no outlet for all the pent up energy) finally snapping toward my roommate (also overstimulated and with no outlet for all the pent up energy) in the kitchen because he grabbed the mug I wanted to use and them snapping back because he got it first

#it has been… a week. one of the most weeks for sure. huh #remember kids: talk about your feelings and validate your emotions #because if you push them down and bottle them up you WILL end up yelling at your roommate (who has done literally nothing) in the kitchen #at 7 am on a friday #and that's not very nice (because they will yell back at you and they can be. really fucking mean) #it's ok now btw we had it out and then we talked about it when we calmed down #i may or may not have felt the impulse to hose him down when he came to the balcony to smoke while i was there. but I didn't #because i am an adult. i know hosing people down is Wrong. even if they are pissing you off so much just by being There #i also felt tempted to leave them outside and close the door. but i am so fucking mature and grown up you would never believe #personal