#hospital employee

[birdyla]

Vent post

I’m sick as a dog, right? Like— cough, chills, sore throat, achey— the whole kit and kaboodle with the exception of a fever. I offered to my boss that I would work a half day and go home after lunch so I could recover before it got any worse.

Backstory: I told these people when they hired me that my health wasn’t great. I need to have my tonsils removed and the chronic tonsillitis is causing my immune system to work like a dodge neon (not well at all.) I had been scheduled to get them removed in late February so that I could amend the issue in which I keep calling out because I got sick. They made me postpone it to mid April because one of one of my managers going on vacation.

On that note, I’m never more than 1 minute late to my shifts. This, to me, is damn impressive when you consider that the ADHD time blindness is REAL and difficult to take care of— especially when I was diagnosed late. They are about to write me up because I showed up “one minute late” more than 3 times in the past 6 months. Then the threatened to write me up for having to go home sick more than 6 times in the past six months.

The kicker? I work for a fucking hospital. The sort of place you’d expect would understand that health needs are a real thing. Besides that I hate coming in when I’m sick not because I can’t work while ill (I can, I just tend to make mistakes.) it’s because I know I’m still contagious and our patients (ages 60+) are immunocompromised. A cold for me could be deadly for them.

Plus I’m going to school full time on top of working full time too.

So what I mean to say is: make it make sense. You’re mad that we call in but we call in because we get sick and we all get sick because we still come to work when we are not feeling well because you don’t let us call in. If you don’t want me to take time off why give me PTO? I can’t h e l p if I get sick more than 6 times in 6 months. PLUS this issue would be under control if you guys would have let me get the tonsillectomy when I had originally scheduled it and decided to prioritize the needs of the clinic over my own personal health.

So anyway

I’m sick as all get out the rotting at this damn place that I hate because if I take care of myself I’ll get written up. It’s very cute. 🙄

#shitty job #i’m sick #rant #i hate my body #i hate my job #i hate my boss #i feel like shit #make it make sense #hospital employee #healthcare worker #tw vent #tw rant

[emotionalcowboy18]

one of my favorite favorite things to visualize is tma season 5 but due to Nightmare Logic jon and martin get an automatic mandatory costume change for each domain they travel through.

#hazmat suits theme park employee uniforms bloodstained hospital scrubs fancy lil outfits DO YOU HEAR ME #jonmartin #jonathan sims #the archivist #martin blackwood #tma #the magnus archives fanart #lu rambles

[heyitsspaceace]

all he had was no memories, a party city costume, borrowed shoes, too much chemistry with his costars and a dream. and he damn well made it work

#i still find it so funny how 8 found his outfit in the locker of some hospital employee #and the fact that he just stole a man’s costume for said man’s costume party #imagine being that guy #also that photo SENDS me #doctor who #dr who #dw #the doctor #8th doctor #eighth doctor #doctor who 1996 #doctor who movie #doctor who tv movie #paul mcgann

[aprito]

sos month day 26: medical drama another year, another attempt on kabuto's life

based on this au

#my art #sasosaku #sasosaku month #sos month #sakura haruno #sasori #akasuna no sasori #a wise person in the tags once said #the drama in this hospital would be nigh inescapable #and they were right #also sakura pretending to not be a terrible person but then immediately falling to her impulses thanks to sasori is peak sos content for me #hence this being partly inspired by one of the books by aelynthi. perfection #orochimaru being a semi regular visitor is bad enough. kabuto being a permanent employee demands a violation of the hippocrathic oath #also this is really late cause. ironically. i got sick LMAOO

[superhell]

day one of working for house you get a brief that is a photo of wilson along with his pager and cell numbers and the instructions that you MUST tell this guy anything house does. you have GOT to keep him notified. and everyones like ‘thats ridiculous’ right up until 2 hours in when they watch wilson talk house down from doing something TRULY reckless. and then they never ever forget. tell wilson. its in the hospital handbook

#if you see something say something except its only about house and youre only saying it to wilson #rule number 1 of fight club is you tell wilson about house. rule number 2 is if you see wilson and house being gay no you didn't #house #wilson #hilson #house md #hatecrimes md #they sat those 40 candidates for fellows down and projected a photo of wilson with the caption TELL WILSON. 555-555-5555 #before they ever ever got to see house. #actually you don't even have to work for house directly orientation for ANY new hospital employee is just. if you see THIS man (house) #do anything (and we mean ANYTHING) call THIS man (wilson) #thats why wilson knows everything ever. #post made by a woman who just watched foreman call wilson IMMEDIATELY after figuring out house was on heroin #like they didn't even ask cuddy first who gives a shit about the boss. call the husband

[dykevanny]

had a really funny idea for an ask blog ft. Vanny and another plex employee oc,,

#Get this right. 2 pizzaplex employees accidentally get tumblr famous bc someone has been leaving weird graffiti everywhere and #Getting up to other shenanigans and sends asks abt it to this one like urban exploration blog. Who later gets an ask basically like #Hey I work at the plex?? This is some insider info only another employee would know???? #The two anons are constantly back and forth in this persons inbox and are eventually assigned nicknames #‘Pix’ for the mystery vandalism employee because she shows up as nothing but weird pixels and glitches on cameras #The other employee is ‘Cam’ because they have been monitoring all this on the cameras #One day they get each others blogs and keep sending each other death threats and shit jokingly but one day pix warns cam not to go to a #Weird late staff meeting #The next night it is literally just the two of them and they think this is so funny they start a blog trying to uncover why everyone else #Just isn’t coming in. At first they are like well layoffs duhhhh #But then ppl send asks and messages like ‘hey have u seen this employee it’s my brother/friend/etc’ and they realize shit is actually going #On in here #One night cam is live-blogging their shift and sees a weird intruder in a costume with a knife and runs around eventually escaping and find #Pix lying at the bottom of a stairwell unconscious with a bloody nose later #Takes pix to the hospital. Only to be alone in the plex the next night and suddenly get a phone call saying that pix left the hospital. Bc #Pix left cam as the emergency contact because ‘she didn’t have anyone else’. #Cam has to survive the masked intruder #eventually starts recording everything but when the intruder gets closer the footage gets glitchier #Eventually there’s just one fuzzy image of the intruder with Roxy and Monty standing on either side and that’s the last we hear of cam. Nex #Post is pix saying hehe thanks for following our little story aha !! Bye now it’s over!! And that’s it…..heheheheh #Killer rab blog has become a little boring for me so… might start this soon…. #I’d have to make like 2 blogs plus some fake dms too probably . Damn

[skyloftian-nutcase]

I sort of work in healthcare (not medically certified but I have a position in a nursing home) and idk what code this would be for a hospital (if there even is one) but how would the healthcare boys handle a code being called for a missing patient?

(@hermitdrabbles56)

Legend sighed, blowing some stray hair out of his face as he tapped his fingers on the desk. It was a fairly slow night in the ED, a pleasant surprise, though it made time practically crawl.

Legend had helped the tech restock all the supply carts in his pod, had reread all the notes in his patient’s charts, and still found himself with four hours of his shift left. He had two patients, one of whom was just waiting on lab results and the other was getting admitted and was waiting on a bed. He had absolutely nothing to do.

So when an alert popped up on the computer screen, he perked up with interest. He wondered if there was a fire alarm in a nearby building that has been activated. Instead, he saw security walking briskly, and he looked back at the screen with a little unease.

“Elopement?” He read out loud.

“Looks like,” Warriors commented as he came up beside him. “Came from 6 central, male in his twenties, brown hair, facial tattoos—”

Warriors stopped mid sentence, frowning. The realization dawned on him just as Legend jumped to his feet.

“That’s Twilight!”

The pair nearly tore out of the ED, asking a fellow nurse to watch their patients and making their way to the elevators. Legend was texting Twilight furiously while Wars updated everyone else who was at work.

Wild answered first. Wait the elopement is Twi?? Wth??? I’ll search the basement

“What is he thinking? It’s three in the damn morning!” Legend muttered to himself before yelping as he rounded a corner and slammed right into someone.

Twilight stumbled back unsteadily, throwing a hand out to catch himself. Warriors hastily jumped forward, catching their friend by the hand and guiding him to the floor. Legend reoriented and immmediately opened his mouth to snap at the tech-turned-patient when he got a good look at him.

Twilight was in a pair of pajama bottoms and his hospital gown, eyes glazed with confusion and bags sitting heavily underneath them. Legend knew his friend hadn’t been sleeping well during his hospital stay after his emergent appendectomy, but—

“Need to go home,” Twilight muttered.

“He’s freaking delirious,” the travel nurse groaned as Warriors put a steadying hand on Twi’s shoulder.

“We’ll help you, okay?” the war veteran said gently with a smile. “Let’s get up.”

As Warriors tried to help Twilight to stand, the tech jerked all of a sudden, landing a solid punch right to the nurse’s jaw. Warriors grunted, falling backwards as Legend yelled.

“What the hell Twi, calm down! It’s us!”

Twilight’s eyes were crazed now, and his breathing picked up exponentially before he stood and started to back away. Legend crouched by Warriors to check on him, and the latter waved him off with a groan.

“I’m okay,” he slurred as he rubbed his jaw. “Good grief he can throw a punch.”

“Twilight, you’re safe,” Legend tried to appease their friend as he hovered near Warriors protectively. “It’s us, Legend and Wars, your friends. You’re in the hospital.”

“Need to go home,” Twilight insisted.

“Twilight?”

Legend and Warriors looked behind their confused brother to see Time paused by the elevator.

“He’s delirious,” Warriors said before flinching.

“Shut your trap until I can get some ice on it,” Legend hushed him before continuing, “He’s confused and ran out of his unit and he hit Wars.”

Time stared at Twilight for a moment as the latter started to stumble in another direction, not noticing them anymore. The surgeon slipped easily into his path without touching him.

“Hey Link,” he greeted gently. “You want to go home?”

“Home,” Twilight insisted anxiously.

“Okay,” Time appeased. “Let’s take you home. Can you follow me home?”

When Legend rose to help, Time shook his head. “Look after Warriors.”

Warriors rolled his eyes. “He only punched me once. I’m fine.”

“How is it we get abused so much that we say stuff like that?” Legend moaned, rubbing his face in frustration. “I’ll take care of him, old man. Just don’t let Twi land a hit on you.”

As Legend helped Warriors stand, Time coaxed Twilight into an elevator. The young man paced the confined space uneasily, sometimes rounding on Time as if he had just noticed him. Time gave a reassuring smile and a gentle reminder each time. When they reached the sixth floor, the surgeon carefully guided the younger man down the hallway.

Twilight stopped just short of the doors. “I need to go home.”

“I’ll take you there,” Time reminded him for the eighth time. “It’s okay. You’re safe, Link.”

Twilight shifted uncomfortably before he looked at Time closely.

And then he randomly burst into tears, catching the surgeon off guard.

“Twilight—”

“Pa,” Twilight called pathetically, his voice shaking. “I—home—they said—where—”

Time stood there awkwardly for a moment, unsure what to do. He was nervous to get too close given what had happened to Warriors, and his interactions with patients was never when they were so delirious.

Maybe he should have let the nurses come along. They were better suited to handle this.

The surgeon shook his head. He could handle a delirious patient, especially Twilight.

Most especially because of the title he’d just called him.

Taking a breath and feeling his heart flutter with both warmth and anxiety, he stepped forward and held out a hand. “It’s okay, Link, I’m here.”

Twilight sniffled, stumbling into Time and disregarding his hand entirely. Time caught the boy with sharp reflexes and a surprised grunt before settling into a hug, whispering, “Shh, it’s okay. I’m here.”

They stood there together a moment, Time gently rocking them both as he spoke reassurances into his boy’s hair. Then, Twilight abruptly stumbled away, his tear stained face and puffy cheeks twisting in fright.

“There’s—he said to—someone’s in the corner—”

“Nobody’s in the corner, Link,” Time assured him. “It’s just you and me.”

After pointing out that no one else was nearby, and reminding him that they were going to bed at least twice, Time finally managed to convince Twilight to enter into the unit where his room was. His nurse immediately came forward alongside the charge nurse.

“I think he could use a sedative,” Time said with a smile.

“No kidding,” the frazzled looking nurse muttered. “LIP already put in for one. We’re working on getting a sitter but nobody’s available.”

Time shrugged as everyone coaxed Twilight back to bed. “I can stay with him.”

As the nurse brought him some supplies to keep himself occupied, he watched Twilight attempt to get out of bed again, setting off the bed’s alarm. He stood quickly as the nurse rushed in after having just left, and he coaxed the young man to settle once more.

After finally getting some ramelteon and seroquel, Time watched Twilight twist and turn in the bed and gently redirected his hands when he picked precariously at an IV.

Twilight glanced at him, and for a moment he looked like he recognized him. Then he reached out towards the surgeon, about to get up and set off the alarm again. Time stepped forward hastily, taking Twilight's outstretched hands in his own.

“You’re okay,” he said softly, stroking his boy’s fingers with his thumbs.

“W’nna go home,” Twilight whined sleepily.

Time watched him a moment longer and then sighed, bringing down the side rail of the bed so he could slip into it. Twilight moved over for a moment and then dazedly settled halfway on top of the surgeon, making him chuckle. After raising the railing once more, Time wrapped them both in blankets, holding Twilight close.

To think the kid could have gotten worse, to think his appendix could have burst, he could have gotten septic and died, all because he was too stubborn to come in until Wild called for help because he couldn’t carry him to a car.

Couldn’t carry him out of that hell hole the pair currently lived in.

“W’nna… home…” Twilight muttered sleepily, his breath tickling Time’s neck.

“Don’t worry,” Time soothed, rubbing his back. “I’ll take you home.”

To a real home, one without roaches, one without safety concerns, one with warm soft beds and food and animals that he loved so dearly. Twilight and Wild and their puppy were never going back to that motel.

“I’ll take you home,” he repeated as Twilight finally settled to sleep.

#you ask skye answers #lovely anon #lu in healthcare #I have never dealt with a code for elopements tbh #but I think generally in hospitals there’s a broadcast to security and probably on screens for employees to see #God bless you for working in a nursing home hon #I could never do it #anyway #lu warriors #poor guy’s gonna have a sore jaw for a day or so #lu legend #lu twilight #lu time #Time being a dad #Wild went to visit later #A sleep deprived patient = delirious patient and LET ME TELL YOU #delirium is no joke #and they often hurt themselves accidentally like pulling out IVs or falling #but they can also get aggressive #Twilight will remember absolutely none of this poor thing

[alphacrone]

this is your reminder that 99.9% of employers care more about money than you and even if they are kind and fair now they WILL at the end of the day put profits over your well being so absolutely do not sacrifice your life for them.

#and by life i mean time really #do your job to its exact description #do not make things too difficult for your fellow workers #you can even work hard if you want to #but do not undervalue your time or your mental and physical well being #this is a mistake i made in my first job #the stress of that job triggered my (undiagnosed) crohns so bad i was hospitalized twice #and my boss asked me to work from my hospital bed #while also not giving me sick time and not paying me well #in my previous post that coworker has been working there at least 15 years #never caused any problems went above and beyond #was a fucking backbone of the company #and is getting tossed out bc management is fucking moronic #they’ll be fine they’re so great they’ll get a much better job i’m certain #and previous management loved them SO much and did try to take really good care of them to keep them from leaving #but in the end stupid financial decisions will always come before employee we’ll begin #being #so never give too much of yourself to a job and always keep your resume updates #also don’t be afraid to leave nasty reviews on yelp or glassdoor and also maybe key your boss’ car

[thunderheadfred]

Other people: COVID is over!

Me: Oh really? That’s nice. Look what I got for Christmas!

#put it on my wishlist and my hospital-employee mother was like 👍 #ho ho ho #I personally know several people who have gotten it RECENTLY #and BAD

[pinacoladamatata]

eating my popcorn watching all this drama go down irt the larian discord server

#like i never joined but the whole discord community relationship thing fascinates me from a psych perspective #like in a miller exp or stanford prison exp way #i am aware of the irony of this coming from a blog on tumblr where i act stupid on purpose #but i do think the entire larian discord has been incredibly unprofessional both from larian's employees and the moderators/support team #but. this isn't a hospital where i. like. care. this is my silly blog where i post dumb shit and wow are you guys seeing this? #like im am just trying to imagine. like if my hospital had an 'official discord' where staff interacted w the public like that #i cant. actually. because i've fired people for taking pics in clinic. this shit is wild #like no one seems to really know whats going on and some ppl are claiming larian hate modders/1 or 2 modders specifically #while others are like. no they dont; it just sucks having to reverse engineer the script extender etc #and then there's the google doc thing of like thousands of screenshots of the discord mod chat which i WISH i had the time to study #it makes me realize how little i know about the whole online moderater lifestyle thing that happens on discord and reddit etc #anyway im curious and nosey always so this is interesting to me #and the drama of it all takes my mind of other horrible things for a bit

[burned-lariat]

If I speak-

#general hospital #the quote was from EH btw!! #listen to me!! LISTEN #dava being a pair could work okay?? #but even then a potential dynamic of dex being ava's employee w trina could also slap hard #it'll let EH actually put personality into dex AND dex will be around people w charisma and personality and chemistry- #also yes to danna!! absolutely evan!! that's taste

[archivalofsins]

Imagining Mikoto working nights before Milgram with some of the most obnoxious people.

Just sitting there like,

". . ."

Ugh, it's almost that time... If he makes the same up all night again joke when he comes in I'll fucking kill him. I'll do it. I'm on my last straw. I've been on my last straw for six months it's ripped and chewed up. I can't take this shit anymore.

"Up all night again, are we?"

. . .

"Ha, ha, ah ha... That never gets old. Man, it's that late already? Oh man, almost missed my break. I'll be back in a second. Ha, your nightly greetings are such a great reminder."

Of why I fucking hate it here.

I find it fun to think about what ticks him off.

#gunsli rambles #same energy as my team led when i was interning in housing losns showing up each day with a good morning peptalk #it's not good i'm currently here missing college because my dad is in the hospital and i have to pay our bills and other family members #and you keep having me do the work of a employee while i'm nit even paid the full amount of an actual intern fuck you

[teddykaczynski]

it such a mistake from every book publisher ever that theres not a huge existing genre of mental hospital f/f romance novels. theyd do so well.

#both patient/patient and patient/older female hospital employee

[spiderr-cakezzz]

Everyone !! I forgot to post this sooner, but

I made a Sparklecare self-insert!♡ :3 I haven't figured out a name for them yet, nor finished their card thingy, but I drew them !!

I might end up making them a patient- but I'm also thinking abt maybe having them be interested in medicine, and getting a job as a nurse at Sparklecare due to its good reputation, an such! :3

#digital art #art #my art #sparklecare #sparklecare hospital #oc artwork #self insert #sparklecare oc #Theyre pretty unfinished atm tbh- #but I still love them regardless <3 #(I also may or may not be thinking abt making them a nurse for the main purpose of them regularly interacting with Doom .. /sarc) #please dont steal my art #Oh btw I made them w/ their healed saturation bcuz thats where im at irl :3 #but dont worry im gonna re-traumatize them once they get to Sparklecare <3 (either as a patient or employee ♡) #Nea Pollie Tann

[vampirebiter]

there are two kinds of nurses. ones that are super kind and polite and will talk to you like you've been best friends for years when you just met 10 seconds ago in the elevator and ones that look at you like they want you dead for having the audacity to do your job refilling the supplies in their department. no in between.

#you can tell whos who as a patient too lmao ive experienced both Plenty in my time being a medical mystery #but now i work in a hospital so i experience them as a fellow employee too #ghost.txt

[dilfsisko]

I hate big chain pharmacies so so much I hate them with a burning passion

#els.txt #they overwork and underpay their pharmacists and technicians #which causes burn out and poor patient care #and that has literally almost sent me to the hospital because they didn’t fill a desperately needed prescription #and customers themselves seem to think they’re entitled to be treated like royalty and get pissy when the SINGLE employee working #doesn’t immediately get on their knees to worship them hand and foot #also Walgreens lets its pharmacists deny medication on grounds of ‘personal beliefs’ #which is so another layer of fucked up