#hot man in the kitchen

[ingravinoveritas]

Forever imagining 20something Michael and David in a (gay, let's be honest) club in the late '90s and Michael spotting David dancing to "Spice Up Your Life" and being completely enraptured at the sight...

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #slinky slutty hips #i saw someone on Twitter say Georgia would be embarrassed at David's dancing #i'm not sure that's true but #i know one Welshman who would never take his eyes off David #also the way he is gripping that desk #is the same way hot bisexual priest Harry Watling gripped the kitchen counter in Inside Man #i'm just saying #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #bless #they are perfect together your honor #ineffable lovers #gifs by me

[lupellan]

LAUGHING BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS NEW GUY DO THAT DIEGO LACONA DIDN'T?! Like, obviously viscount lacona is still wealthy and not stripped of all his shit so I'm like what did this new guy do to get him in trouble enough to lose everything like this

#tged #like bro you lost EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU UP TO #i love evil guys hes such a babe wtf #shocking news the man obsessed with lupellan finds the new guy hot #fork found in kitchen

[vertigoartgore]

1989's Daredevil #266 (splash) page 22 by John Romita Jr., Al Williamson and Gregory Wright.

#daredevil #mephisto #bar #ann nocenti #john romita jr. #al williamson #gregory wright #hell's kitchen #christmas #showdown #DD #the man without fear #matt murdock #splash page #cool comic art #underrated #attorney at law #vigilante #hell on earth #getting hot in here #marvel #marvel comics #late 80s #80's #80s #1980s #run #hell #silver surfer foe #usually

[red-hot-moon]

"Somewhere, men are competing in a professional sport, and I'm missing it. So, where's the TV?"

Thomas F. Wilson as Simon in Sabrina the Teenage Witch, 1x06 "Dream Date"

#Even as a kid watching this ep I thought the 'man dough' thing was genius #How I wish I could bake a Tom Wilson in my kitchen #So uh. What can I say but a r m p o r n #Tom Wilson #Thomas F Wilson #Thomas F. Wilson #sabrina the teenage witch #Hilda Spellman #Caroline Rhea #Fun fact: rewatching this ep last year was what got me into BTTF bc I knew I recognised him from something else #Red hot gifs

[haveihitanerve]

Roland orzabal is the one person nobody is going to steal food from because the only type of meals that roland knows how to make are like three am mystery hodge podge that always looks burnt but somehow isn't and looks like it could quite literally melt your tongue off if you ate it but he consumes that shit like its his last meal and they don't even know where he gets the ingredients from but nothing is ever missing from the fridge and yet roland never goes out to buy food either

(the rest of the band aren’t picky eaters and will probably eat anything but they’d rather drink paint thinner straight out of the container than ever consume anything that roland makes)

#roland orzabal #curt smith #besties #roland and curt #tears for fears #agree or disagree?? #sorry but i just feel like hes a hot mess when it comes to the kitchen #bro can burn water #curt can follow instructions #manny can cook a decent meal #ian is a chef and william and andy are actual kitchen gods #but roland? #nah man. hes not allowed anywhere near the kitchen unless they want the end of the world to happen

[dykedragons]

all i want is to have a bed in a nook. like 3 sides around the bed are all walls except for the foot of the bed. put a curtain by the foot of the bed. nook. a cave, even. with fairy lights and posters. a little shelf. wistful sigh

#ramblies #in my future house wishlist… #in addition to the gamer/dnd dungeon (optional) #slanted roofs… cute decorative tiles in the kitchen/bathroom #aaand a garden and perhaps a hot tub #ill probably not be able to afford the hot tub but like whatever all im saying is it would be cool #man… one day…! very excited to have my own little place and partake in various DIY projects #i rlly wanna get into diy furniture restoration one day #and gardening. and expanding my baking recipes #get really good at making pies and jams… #giggling kicking my feet at the thought of the Projects ill get up to one day #stressed abt having money and time but life is long and i wont have to worry about any damn kids <3 so ill be alright #and if anyone is insane enough to marry my ass then hooo we are in business dual income babeeyy hot tub here i come #on a tangentially related note if any cute furry girls r interested hmu /hj

[flowerflamestars]

Timeloop au snippet

“We did it,” Nesta murmured, a different quiet entirely than the misty morning rising around them. “We’ll do it again, if we have to.”   Even under the salt-sting, even when she had sea water dripping from her hair, even now, Nesta smelled like fire. Smoke. Memory no mercy at all, home itself unchanging across lives.   Not a bond but a body, a being, Nesta Archeron watching Lucien turn his whole heart over before dawn could even rise, brighter light to her eyes than this whole blazing kingdom they’d brought such acclaim to.   “We will,” Lucien breathed, barely a sound, all he could manage.   She never changed and always changed and was, always-   “Lucien.”   He met her gaze.   Watched, spellbound, as Nesta raised one graceful hand to twist in the torn open collar of his shirt. “Lucien,” she said again, insistent. When he couldn’t find enough air to reply, she shook her head. “I didn’t do for Tarquin. For Summer. For peace.”   She moved like quicksilver.   Like a faery crouched in forest shadows, like liquid moonlight, a predator to whom Lucien’s very hope was prey.   They’d walked together for so many years now it was easy. As though all along it had been this, as they’d been accused so many times. Like Lucien, in fear and hope and heartache had always known he could lean down, and Nesta Archeron would breathe life right back into his lungs.   A tiny tug, to his shirt, just a request.   Just Nesta, curling upright, hand sliding up Lucien’s neck into his hair. An anchor, holding fast. A touch that said nothing but desire.   Lucien leaned down and kissed her.   Salt and sweet wine. Sharp stinging teeth and Nesta’s mouth falling open, plush and welcome. The world righting all at once beneath his feet, entirely familiar. Nesta. Nesta in his arms, twisting sibylline like she couldn’t get enough contact. Nesta, who’d remember this in twenty years or a thousand, real.   Nesta, in his head and his heart and his hands and-   Nesta, in his chest, pulling taut at a rope he’d never known to wind, silver fire and endless light and-  “It’s you,” Lucien breathed.   She was already gone.

#the sheer insanity of part three comes in HOT AND HEAVY yall #Nesta in part one: THE CAULDRON KNOWS EVERYTHING #also Nesta in part two: the Cauldron WILL GIVE ME WHAT I WANT IT JUST HURTS #Nesta in part three: literally triggered by her own desires and running like a bat out of hell #Lucien baby would realize he wants Nesta and IMMEDIATELY act on it #while the argument can be made he's wanted her #since before he can remember actually #the little tug? encouragement needed? #oh my god #Nesta showed up in Summer with a kings head in her hands and said #hey #we can win this war and make a better future but IF YOU'RE MEAN TO MY BOYFRIEND I'LL KILL YOU #And Tarquin fully fell in love with her anyway #what a man #jealousy whomst? #Mezo is somewhere warmly chuckling I know it to be true #Lucien loves Summer! #but he misses autumn! #he misses THEIR KITCHEN #He's a little drunk and alittle sad #and thinking about how nice their little house was #Lucien/Nesta #no grave can hold my body down

[fruitydiaz]

i love therapized eddie but deeply unwell repressed spiraling into a mental breakdown eddie has the most special place in my heart

#al talks #i think about s5 eddie i start giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair and sobbing all at the same time #he's hot he's gay he's having a panic attack he's flirting with his best friend while his girlfriend's at home taking care of his kid #he doesn't like salad his kitchen's a mess he's covered in someone else's blood no amount of hair gel can contain his frazzled energy #he's coming apart at the seems he's back talking a man with a gun pointed at him he hates gay people (josh) he wont stop doing sternal rubs #did i mention he's hot?

[thegreatestheaver]

Is it a hot take to say re7 is the scariest resident evil game …

#I genuinely have no idea what people think the scariest rezi game is? #if I had rezi followers I’d do a poll but I’m so deathly curious #re7 and 8 are the most .. hm #controversial maybe? minus the re3make #because of the swap to first person but that was the point #the perspective swap was to make ‘em scarier and I think they did a good job #re7 at least #I don’t rhink re8 is very scary sorry😭 #re7 just has a better premise #all the Mia cutscenes are fuckin. crazy. to me at least bc one of my biggest fears is getting stabbed with a huge kitchen knife like that #plus the baker house setting is purrfect imo #re8 is very much fairy tail vibes. not too spooky #the vampires aren’t scary theyre hot idk what you want from me. it was hot when ethan got his hand cut off by lady d ok. #I’m not scared of dolls or that ugly ass fish man neither so #not factories neither #just yeah. fairy tail. not scary #tbf I’m not scared of bugs so the whole bug part of re7 admittedly does nothing for me #which is a shame because it’s AMAZING #but no yeah re7 is so good and so so fucking scary LMFAO #god I need to peer pressure some of my friends into getting into the rezi series I need to be insane w someone abt it #unfortunately it’s a little hard to get into admittedly but once you’re in you’re IN

[falling-hand-in-unlovable-hand]

*guy stressed out of their mind from not doing their schoolwork voice* i bet i'd feel better if i ignored my work more

#imploding rn #i'm off my fucking GAME since midterms man i have not done shit and yet have been 20x more stressed #i don't like any of my new classes #i'm thinking abt quitting one of them #cuz originally i wasn't even gonna have it and i'm not having fun 😭 #see a cooking class sounds fun until you're actually in it and your groupmates are besties already and don't TALK TO YOU and also everythin #smells really gross and hot and wet in the kitchen #i should decide this week but then i also have to talk to my parents about it and ughhhh #kiwifae says shit #but yeah idk why i just haven't been doing my assignments like actual important ones #and i just get more stressed and late over it #ugh #i need summer already i hate this

[soldier-poet-king]

not to be like my parents are incapable of being happy because theyre pathologically committed to being miserable people and it’s bringing everyone else down and i desperately need to leave but rent is so expensive and i am on a sweet contract for work rn so i cant leave the city for a more affordable city until i find employment but like. ‘everything a goddamn ordeal in area family’ is 10000% correct and im EXHAUSTED

im TRYING NOT TO BE MISERABLE AND DEPRESSED AND CRANKY DURING THE BLUEST TIME OF THE YEAR. I am working on MYSELF and being cheerful instead of cranky even though i want to scream and i am changing my diet bc im having Tummy Problems and im Going to the Gym for the brain endorphins and like. holy shit i went grocery shopping with my mother and i will NEVER do that again it’s exhausting. she’s SO nitpicky and penny-pinching and i GET that that’s how she was raised and we were poor when i was small but 1) we’re no longer THAT poor 2) IM BUYING MY OWN GOCERIES and the mental hoops to save 50 cents is NOT WORTH IT + im going flexetarian so the amnt of money im saving on meat means i can get nice produce 

3) I WANTED TO GO ALONE but ‘this way we save on gas’ like WOW A WHOLE FIFTY CENTS I WILL JUST PAY FOR IT MYSELF HOLY SHIT. she treats everything (cooking, grocery shopping, LIFE ITSELF) like it’s a chore she just has to get through and like sure, she’s a SAHM cooking for a whole house and i have sympathy for that, but like. MAYBE she wouldnt be so miserable and crabby if she took the opportunity to view these things as smalls joys, or at least opportunities for joy. i LOVE cooking and grocery shopping, yes sometimes im tired. but it’s about an attitude of opportunity and wonder at the smallest things. a whole store full of so many kinds of foods? endless opportunity! all these people going about their lives? the smallest children? yes even that cranky woman yelling into her cellphone? wow look at the miracle of human existence. cooking? im sharing love. like yes it IS trite but it is such a wonderful way to live, and before anyone says ‘oh the joy wears off’ it doesn’t!  not if you work to cultivate it! i spent years on my own and i never got tired of grocery shopping it was a weekly joy! 

and then ofc we got home and my father is being pissy and grumpy and it’s just like. LEAVE ME GODDAMN ALONE. let me cook and exist in peace.

like no wonder these ppl are so unhappy if they take every single neutral (or even positive) experience and find a way to deliberately put a negative spin on it, play the ‘woe is me’ long suffering card, blame it on their spouse, etc etc etc. on purpose on purpose, they are determined to be miserable on purpose and it creates this godawful aura of unhappiness in the whole house

and it’s not even like they can play the mental illness get off free card. im more mentally ill that either of them by a SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT. however i acknowledge it. i seek help. i take meds. i do what i can to help myself get to a baseline functional, and from there i work to cultivate peace in a positive feedback loop bc like cbt and ert do work, at least somewhat, if you actually put the effort in. they refuse to acknowledge that their moods and behaviour is abnormal, they refuse to admit anything is wrong no matter how much i plead, how much EXPLICIT ADVICE i try to give, if they wont even see the problem they for sure arent making attempts to fix it.

i am a fuckin adult and my parents mental health is not my responsibility esp after they keep refusing all my offered aid but like. it is very hard to cultivate joy living with people who are SO DETERMINED to remain miserable after literally a DECADE+ of me trying to fix things

i have to come up with interesting excuses to go grocery shopping and cook at odd hours when i can be LEFT ALONE to do the things that bring me joy

#franposting #family bullshit #i am SO ANNOYED #im once again a teen where leaving my room means i enter the Miasma of Misery #take 10d10 psychic damage if i leave the safe zone of my bedroom #bc everyone is SO MISERABLE HERE #how am i the chronic depressed ex suicide the most cheerful functional emotionally mature person here #IM THE ONLY ONE MAKING ANY EFFORT AT ALL #I JUST WANNA MAKE MY LENTIL STEW AND DANCE AROUND IN THE KITCHEN AND CULTIVATE PEACE #i have so much more to say but im a broken record and becoming unintelligible #im just. WOW. FUCK THIS. FUCK THIS SO BAD #im. so tired of fighting it #but i cant be passive they're emotional vampires #and i am trying SO HARD to manage a little crumb of peace. a refuge for my tired heart in these blue wintry months #but like. oh man i am going to start looking at jobs SUPER FAR AWAY after this contract is uo #do i WANT to go to like. idk. fuckin saskatchewan for work? absolutely not #but I WILL IF IT FREES ME FROM TORONTO #i mean there's def the most jobs in my field in the toronto area #BUT I CANNOT AFFORD TO LIVE HERE ON ENTRY LEVEL PAY #like HOT DAMN rent prices in this city #someone in like. the maritimes. hire me. god that's the dream. or montreal. or mid sized city ontario. #i wanna go out west but BC is way too expensive #and i think i might die on the prairies they make me feel so agoraphobic i need hills and forests #and the territories are TOO COLD and DARK

[queerofcups]

[inhale] I loooove the bits of The Bear fandom that I see and follow on tumblr.com, everyone is so creative, genuinely, but/and also, every one keeps analyzing the show for all the ways Syd and Carmy would be good to and for each other and that's so great but I wanna talk about what a trash fire idea it is for them to hook up and why it's hot bc they'd know it's a trash fire idea and do it anyway [exhale]

#he's her boss #he's a white man in the kitchen and she's a black woman #he's got capital I Issues #it would be bad! #but so hot #sydcarmy #that one scene whete the other chef asks Syd about her financial stake in the r #the restaurant and she's like uhhhh huh? #I think about it once a day #the IMPLICATIONS

[the-acid-pear]

I'm hitting rock bottom <- dude whose belly aches so fucking much because he ate pork.

#luly talks #on top of the other horrors I've been feeling like shit for a hot minute now #i mean i did literally have a ptsd nightmare today and woke up w a pain in my eyes that is still going #and i had to hear my dad speak shit all day long with this anxiety crawling inside of me like the last man you'd trust loves you no more #and he won't hide it you're living with the enemy and no one will extend a fucking hand #when you don't ask for help it's a thing but when you're desperately doing so and no one cares it's... #I'm genuinely so tired #and i know i had a nightmare because i went to sleep extremely anxious #I'm so fucking tired AT LEAST I DON'T WANT TO KILL MYSELF but i just cannot do anything #i dont want to kill myself but i feel myself dying #when was the last time i could. draw? i haven't enjoyed anything in so long #i keep trying to do things and my brain clouds up my whole body tenses whenever he starts moving objects in the kitchen #i cannot go on like this anymore i need fucking help desperately

[poptartmochi]

i think it would be very funny if astarion Also moved in with them. is there a polycule situation. is he their live-in bitchy grandma buddy. do he and mama dekarios have a summer wedding and Of Course he's going to live with his wife, grow up gale 🙄 the possibilities are endless

#all i know is he is the Designated Distraction when agustín lights the kitchen on fire #he is the World's Worst Cook.. he spends like. 35 years being a Noble and the next 7 living exclusively off inn food #i think part of him SWEATS when they get to camp the first time because he cannot be the camp chef. for the lauve of god don't make him do #it 🥺🥺🥺 and then gale's like oh i love cooking! 😇 HUGE breath of relief lol! the shadowmance begins there actually #but anyways domesticity is something agustín gave up on so it's very thrilling but Daunting to have this second chance #especially when your husband is foodie extraordinaire gale of Waterdeep City of Wonders #he is like.. gales surgical assistant when they cook.. passing him the tongs and ladle and whatnot #he will be just like me and Also have a fear of cooking tomatoes lol!!! mf killed ketheric thorm but FEARS the pop of boiling tomato sauce #it doesn't help that agustín also runs hot and gets hotter when he's worked up.. the ambient heat from this man could be a cooktop by itself #😭😭😭 #🦖

[soup-is-here]

like fr tho when you talk about ocd symptoms with people who don’t have it you really walking on eggshells🧍‍♀️

Honestly !! Ive had some Gross ones since like 12 years old that I've kept p hidden for years. The amount of times I've heard "you sound insane" just from family members?? Like damn I guess I'll go be distressed without any adult emotional support then

The only person I talk about the bad ones with now is my therapist so I don't ruin my Well-Adjusted persona

#I'm gonna do tw's still #cause I'm gonna talk about some of mine here in the tags #unsanitary tw #injury tw #self-harm tw #ocd tw #my current grosses one is making myself throw up if I feel like my food is contaminated #That or checking before I flush to make sure I didn't like Shit A Full Organ or something #The most distressing one tho is when my kitchen feels contaminated and I end up cleaning things with water so hot #it burns off the top layers of my skin #Cocoa Butter is a miracle for that #second is probably where I continuously cut my nails down until they Feel Right even if that means cutting low enough that they bleed #OCD is wack man. There are people that flick lights and wash their hands too much but like #The shit your brain can come up with just to scare you is A Lot #I'm not even all that clean and organized it's specifically kitchens that bother me

[poppurini]

millie random question but are you a good cook

random? random?? you think i’d believe you??? after all you’ve put me through???? the dread that settles in my chest whenever i see your user in my notifs?????? /j

#I’M NOT SPEAKING UNTIL MY LAWYER’S HERE #ok but i think i’m actually a decent cook??? #if i had a recipe i could replicate it perfectly 😋 #with the help of mother ofc 🤞 if it’s difficult #BUT I DON’T THINK I SUCK???? I WOULDN’T BURN UP A KITCHEN #unlike my man #i mean what lol who said what #but i do have a tendency to be clumsy UREHUAHW i’ve almost burnt myself with boiling water / hot pot how many times now #SHORT ANSWER I’M A DECENT COOK 👩‍🍳👩‍🍳 #moot.