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devildomditzy · 2 years
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How they react when you propose first
Lucifer
Honestly? You thought you could propose first to the incarnation of pride himself?
“Oh no MC, there’ll be none of that, stand up would you?”
Aw cmon don’t look at him like that! You know that HE had to be the one to make you his
You belong to him, silly? Don’t you remember?
But, once he knows you are that serious about him, expect a counter proposal soon after
Would he ever miss a chance to show his brothers what’s rightfully his? Oh i think not
Mammon
Oh hell no no no nope no no
You are NOT taking the opportunity to propose to you away from him
Anytime he sees you start to crouch down to one knee he turns and runs the other way
C’mon Mams I was only trying to tie my shoe 😈
He loves you so so much but he wants to do it himself and he wants to do it right. Can you blame him? He’s the demon of Greed for cryin’ out loud!
Keep in mind the his idea of “right” is big, flashy, and expensive as all hell (but if anyone is worth it, it’s you)
When it really sets into his mind that you love him as much as he love you, and you want it to be binding? (ya know, besides the pact) He’s crying like a little baby
I personally headcannon that weddings and marriages are a “human realm” tradition but goddamn is he excited to have his own and with you
He’s crashed a million of those reception after parties and he’s ready to throw his own dammit!!!
Levi
Oh my god this is just like the season finale of “My Magical Maid Wants to Be My Magical Partner!? (And I Want to Be Theirs!)”
He honestly has to take a minute and ask you if you’re joking? Because he’ll automatically assume that this is just a prank.
There’s no way you want to spend the rest of your life with him… right?
Once he realized that you’re being totally serious, prepare for a sobbing demon throwing himself onto you
He’s just so overcome with emotion, and can you blame him? You’re his player two, you’re the person he can share all his interests with no matter how nerdy, the person that can withstand his envy no matter how jealous, and you’re willing to put up with him forever?
He trying to say yes but he’s not sure if you can understand him through his choked sobs
With the way he’s vigorously hugging you, you think you get the picture :)
Satan
Even if he suspected this was going to happen, it will still take him by surprise
He is so soft for you, he can’t help but shed a few tears
He never thought he’d find somebody who could match his wit so perfectly, who could see the beauty in the world as he did, who could put up with his wrath
He had been planning to propose to you soon, so he’d ask if if still could, while accepting yours in the meantime
He had a book in mind to hollow out and hide the ring in and everything
Through his tears, he asks if you can have cat ring bearers
Asmodeus
Of course you wanna marry the hottest demon in all three realms 🤭
But get this!!! He wanna marry you too 🥺
Reaches into his bag while you’re on your knee and pulls out another ring, also falling on his knee
Seriously MC, did you think the Avatar of Lust didn’t know you were going to propose???
Be prepared to start planning the wedding immediately. This is going to be the biggest event the Devildom has ever seen!!!
You’re the two most beautiful beings to ever exist, of course you belong together 😉
Beel
Oh god you did the thing where you put the ring on his plate?? MC WHY??? WOULD YOU DO THAT???
It’s gone
If he eated it, no he didn’t <3
When he asks why you look horrified, you explain what just happened
“Oh, you mean this?” and he just has it sitting on his tongue??? HOW???
“I pretty much assumed we were already married. You know I’m gonna stay by your side forever.”
He’s so nonchalant???!!
But filled with love 🥰🥰🥰
(How big would that mf ring have to be 😳😳😳)
Belphie
I think he would be the most surprised, you know, because of your history
Are you sure?? Isn’t that ring meant for one of his brothers??
He’ll start to freak out, he’s afraid that you might promise your life to him and he might hurt you again and god you’re so fragile
You’ll have to sit him down and explain that you want this, and that you love him more than anything, and most of all that you trust him
He’ll agree, as long as you agree to keep him in check
He loves you so so much and just wants to be sure that you 100% feel the same
As long as you do, he’ll stay by your side for all eternity
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gr8mammon · 1 year
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IN THE CHAT:
MC: I’ll speak French between your legs.
Mammon: That's…the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.
Levi: I’m just imagining someone screaming ‘BONJOUR!’ at a penis LMAO
Satan: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!
Beel: TITTY CROISSANTS!
Lucifer: Literally none of you should ever be having sex, ever.
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belphegorspillow · 1 year
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Could I request MC calling each of the boys the hottest demon in hell they've ever met? Lucifer and Asmo are gonna be so smug, I can feel it.
Hi Darling! Hope you enjoy!
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GN!MC calling the brother's the hottest Demon in Hell
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Lucifer was silent for a few moments as Mc would be walking away after telling him. He would grab his lover's hand soon after and smugly smiles. "My Dear, would you repeat what you said." Once you repeat it he will press a kiss on the top of your hand. He is so smug about it. Tell him that around his brothers. "My Darling, You are the most attractive person in the Celestial Realm, Demon realm and Human world combined."
Mammon becomes flustered very fast, before a big smile appears on his face. " The Great Mammon is the hottest demon is hell!" Mammon will give his lover various gifts after to show how much he appreciates them. He will always have a smile on his face [and blush] when his lover tells him that. Though he gets too flustered to say it back
Leviathan is shocked "M-me?! Hottest D-demon?!" He can not believe that a yucky otaku like him could be the hottest Demon in hell. He gets flustered every time his lover tries to tell him. He will never fully accept it, but he still appreciates it. Mc will have to try and prove it to him.
Satan gets a bit flustered at the compliment, but smiles towards his lover. "Why thank you, love. I believe that you are considered the hottest human in all 3 worlds." Satan would then spend time with his lover and show how much he appreciates them for being with him.
Asmodeus giggles and smiles from the compliment. "Aww Dear~ I appreciate it." He knew he was the hottest Demon in hell already, but coming from his lover was special. He will shower his lover with physical and verbal affection. He will make sure they know that they are the hottest human ever.
Beelzebub would just smile a bit as a bit of red appears on his cheeks. "Thank you MC, I appreciate it." Beel will then offer you as much of his food as you want. He shows his love by sharing his food and hugs. He is very honest about how much you matter to him.
Belphegor would be awake entirely before looking over at his Lover. He smiles at his lover. "Thank you MC." He will then ask MC to nap with him. "I love you. You are the most beautiful/handsome/pretty human." He cares about you and isn't afraid to tell you that you are important to him.
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mentallyillbutokay · 1 year
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OBEY ME MUSIC HEADCANONS
𝙈𝙐𝙎𝙄𝘾 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙍𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙎 + 𝘿𝘼𝙏𝙀𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙎 𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙉 𝙏𝙊
[𝘼/𝙉: 𝙊𝙛 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙄'𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙙𝙚 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣, 𝙈𝙚𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤 & 𝙍𝙖𝙥𝙝𝙖𝙚𝙡. 𝘼𝙡𝙨𝙤, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄'𝙙 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨!!]
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Lucifer
-> Definitely Opera
-> But on quieter days, he listens to White Noise (its not even music, but Lucifer would spends hours listening to White Noise)
-> Mans can never catch a break, so the likelihood of him actually sitting down and having a peaceful evening is definitely unlikely
Mammon
-> Rock
-> Occasionally Heavy Metal
-> Imagine he's out driving, probably pissed off with Lucifer, and he starts shouting out lyrics which don't even make sense but to Mammon, it's like a stress relief
-> You might also catch him listening to Twice, it's a hidden liking because everybody expects Mammon to be some scary demon, but in reality he knows like A LOT of K-Pop songs, that he randomly hums while counting his money
Levi
-> Anime openings
-> And K-Pop songs, like too much for one person to know
-> Karaoke is his prime time to shine, he's belting his heart out
-> But he does go into hiding for a good few months if he's caught singing along in his bedroom
Satan
-> Jazz, because he radiate the energy
-> Some nice slow Jazz in the background while reading his latest bought novel
-> It also helps him to release the tension and anger in his body
Asmo
-> Again, probably pop/k-pop/j-pop really, he lives for them all
-> Livestreams himself singing and dancing to Twice songs, dressed in flamboyant outfits
-> I think he doesn't really like rock or any depressing songs because they always disgust him, but maybe after a heartbreak he'd choose something melancholy
Beel
-> Definitely songs with a good beat to them
-> Not really a lyric person, he prefers sound with a rhythm so that he can workout to a steady beat
-> I'm going to say it's canon that he'll listen to a lullaby before going to bed, it helps him to sleep (bonus points if sheep!MC jumps over him so he can count sheep)
Belphie
-> Not really a music lover
-> Probably the occasional heavy metal song can be heard coming from the attic, this is when he starts belting out lyrics Satan has written about their hate for Lucifer
-> Prefers to sleep in silence, but he'll listen to lullabies whenever Beel puts them on
Diavolo
-> Taylor Swift
-> I'm not taking any criticisms here
-> This man is an avid Swiftie once he heard about her in the human world
-> Barb has to put up with his same shit every day, like I mean the same song on repeat, I feel bad for Barb
Barbatos
-> Honestly, I don't think this man listens to music
-> Like at all
-> He prefers silence
Simeon
-> Not so much songs, but harp playing
-> It's very angelic and beautiful to him, no lyrics interrupting the gentle playing
-> Gonna say its canon he purchased a harp to practise on, but he realised how difficult it was to play
Luke
-> K-Pop stan
-> He secretly enjoys whenever Asmo invites him to sing along to Twice & IZ*ONE
-> Although, he feels at ease to sit beside Simeon and listen to harps playing
-> He likes whatever Simeon likes, let's be honest
Solomon
-> Metal
-> I never really liked Solomon, but him with tattoos and listening to metal is one of the hottest things I could ever imagine
-> The occasional Twice song will pop into his head (blame Asmo for that)
Thirteen
-> Her favourite song is CPR (no, I will not be taking criticisms)
-> She prefers pop music to anything else, but she'll given all genres a chance
-> She also likes metal (hangs out with Mammon too much)
Mephisto
-> Lmfao, you think this dude likes music?
-> No no, he records Diavolo talking and he listens to that
-> Although, let's be honest, if Mephisto admires Diavolo that much, he will listen to whatever Diavolo listens to and then try to start up a conversation with him about the music
Raphael
-> He likes silence
-> Thinks that any genre of music is disgraceful
-> He will happily sit alone and enjoy the comfortable silence that surrounds him
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luxthestrange · 2 years
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Incorrect quote #47
Asmo: I’ll speak French between your legs~
Sol: That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever been told...
Levi: I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis...
MC: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!
Beel/Belph*Wheezing, chocking on their lunch* TITTY CROISSANTS-
Sim: None of you should ever be having sex...
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arcanadreams · 3 years
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Water Fights with the OM Bros
it’s 90 degrees outside at my place and you know what that means!!! water fight headcanons because I refuse to go outside in the heat in real life asdhgskjdgks
once again i’m only doing the brothers bc i do not trust myself with the dateables just yet lmao
Lucifer:
Literally only agrees to join because you’re so excited about it.
“...If it makes you happy, MC,” are his exact words. Simp.
You did agree to make the game have no points though, to keep things from getting competitive. Both at the advice of Lucifer and because you knew he would not join if there was any chance he could lose. (Also because Satan is a menace but we’ll get to that later.)
When all the brothers are gathered he suggests everyone pairs up into teams. 
“You’re only saying that so you can cozy with M-” Asmo tries to say before being sprayed in the face with water.
“My hair!” “Oh, look at that. I suppose the game has started,” Lucifer hides his water gun behind his legs, but he can’t hide the shit eating grin on his face.
He takes your hand with a “Come along, MC,” and leads you away as everyone splits up.
You two make a surprisingly good team for this sort of thing! He knows the gardens well and also knows where each of his brothers is likely to go. You are quite skilled water water guns and balloons. He’s basically the brains and you’re the brawn. 
He snatches a few kisses now and then when you look back at him excitedly after smacking one of his brothers with a balloon. You’re just so cute!
When everyone is all tuckered out and goes off to shower and whatever, Lucifer hangs back with you to thank you for organizing everything. With a kiss to the back of your hand, he says, “I’ll admit, I was...skeptical, at first. But, as usual, you brought my brothers together in a way I haven’t seen in a long while. Thank you, MC.” 
Mammon:
“I’m MC’s first man, so I get to team with them!” “You’re also literally my boyfriend, but okay hun.” Cue Mammon blushing beet red at the nickname and muttering at you not to call him that in front of his brothers. (He doesn’t mean it; he loves that they know you’re his and vice versa.)
Strategically, the two of you are the absolute worst. But that’s because you’re both just there to have fun!
And have fun you do! You actually get in quite a few fun chases with Levi! He’s probably the most into the water fight out of everyone, the three of you are just running around the gardens pelting each other with balloons. It’s super cute.
Mammon is absolutely the type to yell “I’ll avenge you, MC!” every single time you get sprayed. 
Eventually, you and Mammon follow Levi’s advice and start hiding in places to catch some of the other brothers by surprise. Which would be fine if Mammon didn’t blush super hard and start grumbling because of how close together you were when kneeling behind the garden wall.
You roll your eyes and surge forward to kiss him. He’s so shocked he has no idea what to do with his hands at first. But, after a second of pause, his water gun falls to the ground with a clatter and he wraps his arms around you.
“Get a room,” Is all the two of you hear before Belphie dumps a whole ass bucket of water on your heads. Mammon growls and jumps up to get the youngest before Beel can scoop him up, but you grab his hand and stop him. 
You’re laughing super hard, and the sun is shining on your hair. You almost look like you have a halo...Mammon gives up the chase before it even starts because his MC is simply ethereal. 
“Mammon!” You smile brilliantly at him when you finally stop laughing. “I kissed you to keep you quiet! And then you managed to make even more noise!” 
He just hugs you then so you can’t see his blushing face. Stupid lovely human making fun of him. (He likes it, though.)
Leviathan:
This boy is literally the MOST excited when you tell him your idea. He was in on it from the very start.
He actually helped you get all the supplies! He opens his Akuzon account right away and starts showing you what water guns would be best and picking out huge packs of balloons made specifically for being water grenades. (Definitely had looked all this stuff up before in case he found a LARPing buddy.)
You ask him how much Grimm all this stuff will cost and he tells you not to worry. “I’ll cover it!” “But, Levi-” He interrupts you with big blush on his face. 
“L-Listen MC. You’re m-my Henry! And I know this will be fun, s-so...I’ll cover it.” You leap forward and give him a hug, triggering a surprised but equally happy screech.
Honestly he is so excited you proposed an idea like that of your own volition. Like...it just makes him feel like all the games and stuff he finds fun truly don’t bother you. You haven’t been lying; you genuinely are interested in the same things as him. It makes him feel so warm.
When everyone is still arriving, you grab one of your water guns and do that cool spinny thing. You know the thing. The cowboy gun spin. You’re like, “Hey Levi! Check this out!” 
BAM. Boy is OUT. So red his face is steaming. That’s the hottest thing he has ever seen in his entire damn life. What the fuck, MC. He is basically frozen on the spot out of sheer overwhelmed-ness as how hot that was. You have to drag him away when the water fight starts. Totally worth staying up all night figuring out how to do the spin trick with a water gun.
Once the action gets going, you two are unstoppable. No one escapes the fight unscathed thanks to y’all. All those late night Call of Duty sessions trained you for this!!
Your favorite tactic is definitely camping, though. You and Levi would pick a spot and hide there, waiting for one of his brothers to come by, and then...ATTACK!
If it actually were a competition, you two would’ve won by a landslide. But honestly, Levi didn’t really keep track. He was having too much fun watching you. You were so mesmerizing when you were in the zone and so gorgeous when laughing as you gave him victory high fives after a successful ambush. 
You let him take a picture of you posing all tough with your water gun and he makes it his DDD background immediately. And his lockscreen so you can protect his DDD from intruders.
Satan:
THIS ASSHOLE. THIS MAN IS THE REASON YOU MADE SURE THERE WAS NO COMPETITION.
If there was any sense of competition, Satan would’ve gone absolutely out of his mind to beat Lucifer. He would make sure to destroy that man’s dignity as thoroughly as possible.
So, for the sake of both him and the eldest brother, no points. No contest. He grumbles about it, but, much like said eldest brother, he still joins because he sees how happy the idea of a family water fight makes you.
 Satan treats is almost as seriously as Levi does. EVEN THOUGH YOU MADE SURE IT WASN’T A COMPETITION, HE DAMN SURE STILL ACTS LIKE IT IS. UGH.
Literally pulls a map of the House of Lamentation’s gardens out of his back pocket??? And puts it on the side of the fountain?? And starts planning maneuvers on it with you??? He pulls a pen out of his SWIM TRUNK POCKETS to use to point with and emphasize his points. You just blink at him. This is your mans. Good lord.
Considering his expert knowledge of the layout of the entire surrounding area of HoL from that map, he actually knows of some secret passages the other brothers don’t even consider. He takes you to them so you can use them to spy on what Lucifer’s the other brothers’ strategies are.
It’s only once you’re creeping around the tunnels that he realizes something: none of his brothers know where you are. They can’t bother you...time to make out.
Grabs your attention with a quiet, “MC” and gives you a smooch. Soon enough he is backing you up against the wall. A water balloon you have tied to your belt pops against the rough brick, interrupting the two of you.
Satan disregards it and move to kiss you again, but you let out a gasp. He’s worried for you for a moment: did you scrape yourself? But when you turn to look at him, there’s a mischievous glint in your eye that he loves to see. 
“My water broke!” You whisper-exclaim dramatically, covering your mouth in fake shock. Satan has to nuzzle his face in your neck to avoid laughing and filling the tunnel with the echo that would alert his brothers. The two of you basically just canoodle in the passages until the water fight is over LMAO
Asmodeus:
Pretty much just to show off how good he looks in a bathing suit to you and anyone else who happens to be lucky enough to witness his glory.
He’s not the best at water fights and ends up using you as a human shield sometimes adjgfkjshf
“Asmo! Stop hiding behind me!” “I am not letting Lucifer mess up my hair twice in one day, darling!”
He comments quite often on how hot you look. Both in your bathing suit and also when in the zone looking for victims to douse in watery fury. You look like an action hero, MC! Have you ever thought about becoming the next Bond? Asmo could definitely pull some hypnotic strings.~
Every time you successfully pull him out of the way of an oncoming water balloon or block a blast of water from hitting, he totally melts. He presses his back to your chest, swooning against you and batting his eyelashes.
“Oh, MC, my hero! My dashing knight in shining armor!” You scoff, but think it’s super cute. You even play into it sometimes and pick him up bridal style.
“The king is looking for you, my prince,” you say once as you lift him, and he actually blushes. Asmodeus, avatar of lust, blushes at a silly pet name. He was not expecting you to get so into the role!!! He loves it, though.
For the rest of the water fight the two of you are basically roleplaying a royal and his knight bodyguard. It is stupidly fun and the both of you have an absolute blast.
“Oh, MC, my darling knight! I have amazing news!” Asmo says after the fight ends. You’re drying his hair off with a towel. “Yes, my liege?” 
“In exchange for your wonderful and dutiful protection, you have been given permission by the crown to court me! Isn’t that wonderful?” He smiles and you throw your head back in a laugh. You lean down and give him a nice, long kiss on the lips before pulling away. “That is absolutely splendid, your highness.”
Beelzebub:
He loves the idea because it’ll get his whole family together and he knows it. He has to carry Belphie out there but that’s normal.
He helped you and Levi plan!! Excited boy. You filled him in when he joined you and Levi for a game night. He totally volunteered to go get some extra supplies from some nearby stores for y’all. So cute.
Once everyone is actually fighting, this boy WILL NOT STOP BEING A HUMAN (demon?) SHIELD FOR YOU. LIKE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TELL HIM IT’S FINE, YOU’RE FINE, HE WILL NOT STOP.
“Babycakes, it’s okay. It’s water. It can’t hurt me.” “But I love you. I want you safe.” O H. O K A Y.
Someone call a doctor Beel just shot MC through the heart!!! He’s so genuine you just bright red and kiss his cheek because he deserve it.
“Well, I guess that’s settled then, huh?” He gives you a big Beel smile and nods, ruffling your hair affectionately.
Y’all get sprayed with water A LOT because your hungry boy is very big and hard to hide. Er, I should say HE gets sprayed a lot because he is a fantastic meat shield and you’re practically dry by the time the fight is over. He, on the other hand, is soaked to the bone.
He still insists on drying you off with a towel, though. The two of you dry each other off back in the twins’ room while Belphie dozes nearby in his bed.
You’re in the middle of drying his shoulders when he just starts talking. “That was really fun, MC. I’m really grateful for you. Ever since you’ve been here, things are always more fun. And you bring all my brother together. Thank you.” 
You damn near burst into tears!!! Ahhhh!!! You sniffle and jump into his nap, wrapping your arms around him. “But MC, I’m still wet.” “I don’t care!! I’m giving you snuggles!!”
Belphegor:
Literally does not give a single fuck about a water fight until he realizes it lets him throw shit at Lucifer with absolutely zero consequences. Then he is all in.
Beel doesn’t even have to carry him around during the fight! Once he is outside and realizes all the shenanigans he can pull, he is perfectly content to grab you by the hand and be the one dragging you around, for once!
You two will probably team up with Satan and Beel at various points. Beel because he’s Beel, and Satan because he and Belphie absolutely set water balloon filled booby traps for Lucifer.
That’s his preferred strategy: set up a trap and wait in the bushes, watching for the target to approach.
He’s definitely the type to yell “Every man for himself!” if someone catches you guys hiding. Unlike his twin, he lets you get totally soaked while he runs away laughing. Dickweed.
You guys have a lot of fun, though!! Seeing Belphie excited is always a treat for you. And, though he doesn’t say anything about it, Belphie also thinks it’s a treat whenever you scheme with him. You don’t join in on his mischief often, so he always cherishes the times you do.
Eventually, after soaking Lucifer thoroughly, Belphie eventually gets a bit tired. You, however, want to keep the fun going. So, just as he begins to dose off in your hiding spot...you spray him. Right in the face. 
He opens his eyes and sees you raising an eyebrow at him challengingly, giggling to yourself. He growls playfully and grabs his own water gun, quickly giving chase as you bolt. 
Being a demon, he’s much quicker than you. But he lets you think you can escape for a few minutes before catching up to you and wrapping his arms around you from behind. 
As you squirm and laugh in his embrace, he feels thankful he joined in on the fight, even if he was hesitant at first. After all, it led to this moment, where he can turn you around in his arms and give you a nice kiss as you melt against his chest.
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Weird Ways The Brother Touch You Headcannons
Belphegor
It is a know fact that Belphie is a yandere, so he tends to get jealous real easily.
If he’s waiting on you to walk to class together or to go home and he sees MC chatting with another lower level demon and laughing, he loses it in a lazy way.
He will calmly walk over to MC and wrap his arms around them, but instead of putting his head on top of their head, he squats down and place his head right next to MC.
His eyes would be staring directly into the demons, unblinking. A single hand will lay across MC’s torso while his other hovers above the other, showing off his long sharp nail, ready for action.
He’s not about to allow some piece of trash ruin his dreams of MC, his brother, and himself living a happy life together.
He only ever use that style of hugging if he’s trying to discreetly threaten a demon to back up. Other than that, he’s cuddled up on Mc’s side or wrapping himself around their arm to use as a body pillow.
Another weird thing he does is grab the back of MC’s shirt if he wants their attention.
He has already verbally complain about how his brothers spent more time with MC, so if he wants MC for himself without his brothers, he will just latch on to the back of their shirt.
Levi’s gushing about some new anime to you, but it’s 5 o’clock which is the time you two usually take a nap, but his brother is still talking.
So he’ll calmly walk up behind MC, grab their shirt, and as each minute passes by, pulls on it a little harder.
MC better get the hint before they get pulled backwards into Belphie’s arm where he will then just physically drag them to his room. 
Beelzebub
It all started when MC got the brothers to watch Lion King and the scene of Simba being lifted came on. MC giggled a bit and explain how it was a meme to lift up your animals in the same way back on Earth.
It just started as a small thought about doing the same thing to MC. Just a small innocent thought.
But then he walked in on MC struggling to reach one of the higher shelves that were more in reach for demon’s height. (I still headcannon that the brothers are extremely tall, like unhumanley height).
He would walk over to you struggling and seeing you struggling and the thought of lifting you up comes again. 
MC ask if he could help them and he goes with his first thought. Put his hands up their arms and lift them up to the cabinet. They giggle at his actions before grabbing what they need, but Beel doesn’t let them down. 
“What are you doing?” MC asked, giving him a humorous smile. 
“Simba.” That all he response causing MC to laugh.
Ever since then, Beel would randomly pick MC up under their arms causing them to laugh. Then it turned into something more.
Beel would love holding them up in the air and just feeling their warmth in his arms. So, he started sitting them on his forearm with a bicep as a backrest.
 They just looked so small in his arms and he just liked how it felt. 
MC couldn’t complain. They got carried around everywhere and see that happy smile on Beel’s face up close.
Asmodeus
This demon is the embodiment of lust, he has touched you in every way possible. 
But the oddest way is sometimes instead of holding your hand, he will link pinkies together and walk around like that.
The pose is just so cute and MC just looks so cute when they glance down at their entwined thumbs and just smile at them. 
Two of the hottest beings in the Devildom is looking cute at the moment. What else could the world need?
He also loves to play footies with you if you’re sitting down doing anything. 
The teasing just gets to him and he loves it. Please just run your foot up this man’s calf and he will pounce on you.
Satan
You wouldn’t think that Satan would have any weird thing he does, which is true while he’s focus.
If MC were to be chilling next to Satan while he’s reading and he’s deep into the book, his foot will stretch out and just lay itself on top of whatever part of them is closest.
MC will be watching this video on their DDD while Satan is on this third volume of this series and he’s unaware of the world around him. 
MC will feel a small press on their thigh. Look down and there’s Satan’s foot.
It’s not even the whole foot. Just the toes and maybe the ball of his foot.  Never the entire foot.
If MC doesn’t say thing, he will just keep it there as he continued to read his book with his eyes scanning each line absorbing the information.
The only way he will realize it is if MC ask him why does he always put his foot on them.
He would turn slightly pink as he realized how indecent the act was. He will apologize for his action and promise not to do it again. 
Soon as that book gets risen up again and his attention is snatched away, his foot will drifted back over. 
Point it out and you will now have a flustered Satan. MC will say that it’s fine and kind of cute how he reaches out for them.
“I guess that’s my body way of telling you that you’re too far away.” He will then scoot over and beckon MC to lay right next to him.
He still accidentally does it if  MC sits too far from him. It just a sign that Satan wants them closer.
Leviathan
This poor kid is just the type to see cute anime couple poses and want to do them with MC, but is too shy.
He will see all his brothers cozying up to MC and be like “It’s not fair. I want to do that.”
One day he will gain up the courage to wrap his arms around Mc’s waist while their cooking... It doesn’t go according to plan.
He went to wrap his arms around them and panic.
MC turns around to question why he grabbing the sleeves of their sweater, but sees his dark red face and his shivering, and decided against it.
Please be nice to the poor guy. Just start up a conversation to get his mind off his failed attempt at contact.
He realizes through the conversation about anime that you need to stir the pot and he panics thinking this is the part where they will shake him off.
Then MC just moves their arms normally with Levi still attach and continue on with the conversation.
This weird move became Levi and MC’s thing. If he wants to be close to them, he just grabs their sleeves and stand close behind him.
You want to really fluster him? Wrap your arms around yourself and his brain will crash as he realized that he kind of accomplished it.
Or slide your hand in the sleeves and hold his through the fabric. Make it better by swinging your arms, so the two of you rock together.
It’s weird to outsiders, but Levi’s just happy to be close to them in any way or shape. 
Mammon
He’s a tsundere, so he will be trying to be smooth with it. But for some reason, he saw a guy with his girlfriend’s legs ontop of him and his arms resting on it, and he was like ‘I wanna do that with MC’.
He can’t just straight out ask you to rest your legs on him. He will wait for the perfect moment to strike.
And it came in the form of movie night. He bullied managed to get a spot next to MC on the couch as the movie started playing. 
MC kept shifting around trying to get comfortable and saw this as his chance.
“Oi, stop moving around so much. If you need to stretch ya legs, ya could’ve just said it.” Proceeds to grab MC’s leg and throw it on top of his. 
He will try to play it off, but his bright red face and shaking hands alert everyone of what was going on.
If MC doesn’t say anything and just snuggle down into him. He will relax a little. Maybe enough to put his hands onto of their leg as the movie continue on.
He had a moment of panic when MC went with Beel to get some more snacks during the movie change and he didn’t know how he was going get them back into that position without looking suspicious.
But worry not, when the movie started, MC swung their legs on top and continued watching the movie.
If you want to give him a real shock, halfway through the movie, just scoot over and snuggled into him. He will be red the rest of the movie and stuttering every time his brother tease him about “why his face so red?”
Lucifer
Many would believe that this demon is not affectionate, but he likes it to be more subtle.
A hand on the lower back while you two walk around the halls of school. This way he feels that he can control what MC does.
His reasoning is because MC seems to like to seek out trouble, so if he keeps that hand there, it will kill that temptation to get themselves in trouble.
The truth is that it just feeds into his Pride. Seeing how big his hand is compared into your human frame.It makes him feel powerful.
Plus when a lower level demon tries to come up to MC, it’s more effective than telling them to fuck off. It’s the class version of it.
Demon tries to flirt with MC. Lucifer slides in and put a hand on their lower back, making them indirectly lean into him. Just one look at a demon and that’s all that is need to say, “They’re mines.”
A hidden one he won’t admit to is the bottom of the skull.
If it’s just MC and him relaxing on his bed, he will pretend to play with the hair in that area, but MC will pick up on it. He doesn’t rub their head or rub his hands through their hair, if their hair allows. It’s always at the back of the bottom.
It’s because that’s were human’s fragile skull is and the beginning of their spine. Not to include so many nerves and blood vessels there.
It shows that MC trust him if they allow him to touch them there and once again, it just feeds into his pride. 
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looks left and right whispers the om brothers except they're vampires, i need hcs ive seen a lack of vampires and its just hfsdkjhf
Brothers As Vampires (Headcanons)
Lucifer
The hottest vampire and he knows it. He’s also that one vampire that everyone assumes is a vampire but only because he never leaves the house and he just… looks like he’d be a vampire???
Takes pride in the fact that everyone assumes it but isn’t 100% sure. He’s good at hiding it, and that’s what’s important to him. He’d hate for anyone to find out, do you know how much harder that would make his life?
He still has to eat though…
Y’all ever seen uh… Fright Night? From the 80’s? He’s like, Jerry Dandrige type vampire, and he goes out and it’s kind of like a buffet because he knows he can get whoever he wants to come home with him because he is the hottest vampire and he can drink all the blood he wants. He’s killing it, figuratively and literally.
Mammon
He’s hot, but he’s not very smart. He goes into the sun because he “forgot” that it would hurt him. Eats garlic because it tastes good but then complains that his stomach hurts for the rest of the night. He’s one of those vampires… generally entertaining.
Very greedy with his “food” though. Any human that he brings back to the house is his human, and he’s not sharing with anyone. Feeding time is the only time he becomes serious when being a vampire.
Not good at hiding it at all though…
He will literally go up to people on the street and be like “lemme bite you. Lemme bite you pleeeease.” But people think he’s joking or really bad at flirting, so they go home with him anyway. It’s kind of become his thing. If he acts dumb enough, people will think he’s cute and he still gets to eat.
Leviathan
Nosferatu type creepy, but cute. He usually keeps himself locked up in his room, feeling like he’s “lesser than” his vampire brothers, even though he’s not.
Usually he’ll creep around the hallways of the house at night which creeps his brothers out even though it’s normal for vampires to be awake at night… He just doesn’t say anything and it makes them a little uncomfortable.
Very jealous of his older brothers…
They’re able to get food so easily, and he just comes off as awkward or strange. There’s always one “lucky” person who falls for his nervously charming demeanor and he gets to take them home. He usually feels bad about it after he’s done feeding though, that person was kind enough to go home with him even when he’s the way that he is.
Satan
Dracula type, but instead of the bad slicked back hairstyle it’s bad fashion. Spends his eternity of time as a vampire researching different blood types and what their effects on vampires are.
He’s also the type that learned that not going out for food every single night won’t actually kill him, and he won’t start getting really hungry for at least a week. He has specified “feeding” days, and then eats regular food the rest of the week.
He’s very good at finding food though….
He never brings people back to the house, and he never tells his brothers where he goes to find his meals. He goes to the library, it’s easier to watch people and get them alone between the bookshelves, and it’s easier to slip away unseen. He feels no remorse either, he can’t help the way he is, it’s what he needs to do to survive. Surely the people would understand.
Asmodeus
He’s like the Twilight vampires. With the sparkles and stuff… but actually cool. He’s gorgeous, of course he is, and he knows that he is.
Cleanest eater of all time. He wears his best clothes when he “goes out to eat”, and he never has a single drop of blood on his shirt or his pants, or a single hair out of place. It’s no doubt that he’s eating though because he hasn’t gone feral yet, it’s just confusing how he’s so neat.
He’s actually got a list of people waiting to come over to “see him”...
And he usually brags to his brothers about his menu, and how all of them look so delicious. He’s eating well, and he’ll never go hungry because he’s always got people lined up. He does feel just a little bad, so he’ll make sure their last moments are “enjoyable” before he drains them, and then he doesn’t feel like such a bad guy when he’s done.
Beelzebub
The only vampire who has a heart and soul. Even as a vampire he doesn’t actually want to hurt people, which is why it’s so hard for him.
He’s always hungry which makes it even harder to try to be good. He’s tried to go without eating before, but ended up breaking down the door and going after the first person he saw. He’s drank from more people than all of his brothers combined, and he feels awful about it.
The type to say sorry right before biting someone….
He really is sorry, he doesn’t like having to do it, but he’s just so hungry. He usually goes home and talks to Belphie about how bad he feels when he’s done, but the conversation doesn’t last more than an hour before he’s going back out to find his next meal. He never brings them back to the house though, he thinks that it would be rude of him to give someone false hope and then kill them. He cares.
Belphegor
“I’m a vampire” aesthetic, but it’s not an aesthetic. Sleeps all day, not to avoid the sun, but he’s genuinely exhausted. “Coffins are for losers, just get thicker curtains” type of guy.
Hates being hungry because that means he has to actually deal with people. Doesn’t like the idea of bringing people back to the house either because he’d get his sheets dirty and then he’d have to wash them and it’s a hassle that he doesn’t want to put up with.
Tells Beel to bring him back a “snack pack” so he doesn’t have to leave his room….
Snack packs are easier, and he doesn’t have to leave his room to get one. It’s just a little cup that he can drink before he goes back to bed. It’s convenient, and it fills his stomach enough to go back to sleep for the rest of the day. Plus he doesn’t have to “hide the evidence”, he can just toss it in the trash and say it’s Jell-O or something… A vampire of convenience.
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fanimesenseiwrites · 3 years
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What All the Boys and MC would do for Valentine's Day:
Lucifer:
He's a private man, his pride is on the line okay???
He'll take you out for a nice dinner, but other than that he won't make any huge public displays of affection
But as soon as you get back to the privacy of his bedroom.........
It's like Valentines Day threw up in his room... but in a classy way
There's red roses and rose petals everywhere, candles and fireplace are lit, champagne chilling, chocolates out
Holy shit, color you impressed
Lucifer will put on some music and slow dance with you, it's really romantic
Of course, he’ll want to do... other things with you too ;)
Mammon:
You know this boy forgot until like the day before...
He went out that night to buy you some stuff and sneaks it into your room while you're sleeping
So you wake up the next morning surrounded by flowers and candy and balloons and you're pretty sure that that Teddy bear in the corner is bigger than three of you combined...
(That boy really doesn't know anything about being subtle)
You feel a little bad because you only got him some chocolates and made him a card
But you put so much work in this card and you wrote down all your feelings for him and...
NO! He's not crying! There's just something in his eye of course
He'll want you all to himself for the rest of the day. He doesn't care what you do, just let him be greedy with you
Leviathan:
Levi celebrate valentine's day? That's such a normie thing, he'd never do that...
But then you presented him with a hand-drawn card of Ruri-Chan telling him how wonderful he is and homemade treats that look exactly like the ones from My Science Lab Partner Thinks I'm An Idiot Because I Like To Bake, But Then I Showed Him That Baking Is Science And Now I Think He's In Love With Me???
Levi loves them so much and he can tell how much effort you put into them, what kind of a True Friend would he be if he didn't at least reciprocate?
So he immediately researches what he can do for you that's Valentine's Day appropriate
He decides to take you to the aquarium.
He's a little nervous about it until you get there and he sees how excited you are
You just wanna hold his hand and look at the fish and of course Levi is a blushing mess
He'll be an even bigger mess when you kiss him but once he gets over the initial shock, he's happy to kiss you too
Satan:
He's not really into Valentine's Day like that, but he is romantic and he loves you so...
If you make plans, he's happy to just do that with you but if you don't...
He'll make up a nice lunch for you two and take you for a picnic in a nice, secluded area
He's a fairly private man too, he gets it from his brother
He'll recite poetry to you while you eat and it's probably the most romantic thing you've ever experienced
When you're both done eating, he presents you with a small book of poetry that he wrote himself
A quick flip through the book and it's really apparent that all the poetry is about you
You were wrong earlier, THIS is the most romantic thing you've experienced
You practically attack Satan with a kiss and he's more than happy to kiss back
Things get heated quickly and, well... there's a reason Satan chose such a secluded spot for your picnic 😏
Asmodeus:
This boy is so fucking stoked for Valentine's Day.
He's always enjoyed it because he always gets so much attention from his adoring fans, but this is year is special because he gets to spend it with you
He bought you two coordinating outfits to wear for the day, you're going to be the cutest, hottest couple out there
He's going to take you to brunch, and shopping, and to get manicures, to get dinner. He just wants to show you how much he loves you and show the rest of the Devildom how much he loves you too
When you get back to the House of Lamentation, he'll whisk you away to his room which is where you'll spend the rest of the night
Beelzebub:
Of course he knows it's Valentine's Day, his favourite treat shops have been putting out special Valentine's treats for about a week now and he's been buying them up in preparation for today
He'll start with breakfast in bed, a full spread just for you
Then he'll present you with all the treats he bought for you. Unsurprisingly, it's way more than you could ever eat so you're happy to share with him of course
He'll prepare a nice lunch for you two eat in the garden, but otherwise you'll spend the rest of the day snuggled together, watching romcoms, and eating Valentine's treats
If you're in the mood, Beel will be nibbling on more than chocolate... 😏
Belphegor:
He's not really into Valentine's Day either, too much effort
But you want to celebrate and if he doesn't then you'll get all sad and pouty then one of his brothers will swoop in and celebrate with you and he can't have that
So he'll take you to the botanical gardens. They're pretty and romantic and fairly chill.
You enjoy it but you'll want to do something else afterwards, but Belphie will want to take a nap of course
You split the difference and go home to snuggle and watch a movie
Belphie is the big spoon so that he can whisper sweet things in your ear until he falls asleep
Diavolo:
This man goes ALL OUT. Subtlety? He doesn't know the meaning of the word.
What do you expect from the crown prince though? He can get anything he wants, and what he wants is to get you anything you want
He'll buy you everything: flowers, chocolates, balloons, stuffed animals, clothes, lingerie...
He'll rent out the entirety of Ristorante Six for just the two of you (he didn't wanna make Barbatos cook that night)
After he wines and dines you, he'll take you back to the palace where he has some of the royal musicians play for you so you two can dance until your feet hurt
Then he'll take you upstairs for a nice hot bath... with him if you want 😉
Barbatos:
Diavolo told him that he'd give him the day off to spend with you, but then he suddenly really needed him to go run a errand for him
Of course Barbatos would not refuse him
Diavolo insists that you go with Barbatos actually, so you can learn something or something...
You're not stoked about running errands, but you're happy to go and be with Barbatos
Diavolo just gives you an address and says you'll know what to do when you get there
You two arrive at the address and it's a hotel...?
You're both confused so you go in and Barbatos speaks to the front desk clerk
They're expecting you and they give you a room key
You try to argue but Barbatos just takes the key and takes you to the room. When you walk in there's music playing and there's flowers and chocolates and champagne, and a note that reads "Happy Valentine's Day! Enjoy your time alone"
Barbatos chuckles and shakes his head before kissing you
Y'all definitely take advantage of the hotel room
Solomon:
He will pretend to not know what today is just to fuck with you
Once he's had his fill of you being frustrated, he'll reveal his actually really amazing plans
He takes you around the world, like actually. He'll take you back to the human world just to take you to all the romantic spots of the world
Top of the Eiffel Tower, Niagara Falls, Trevi Fountain, the Grand Canyon, you name it, he takes you there.
Thankfully, he's tired after all of that so he takes you out to dinner instead of trying to cook
He tries to kiss you when he takes you back to the House of Lamentation, but the brothers pull you inside before he can and demand to know everything you did together
Solomon will text you later, suggesting you two just stay in the human realm next time
Simeon:
He writes you a story about the two of you
But he gives it to you in pieces and as part of a scavenger hunt
He has Levi give you the first envelope in the morning and in each bit of story is a hint to where the next bit of story is
With some of the envelopes is a single rose, and you'll eventually have a full bouquet
The envelopes eventually lead you to Purgatory Hall where Simeon is waiting for you with a dinner he prepared himself just for you two
You greet him with a kiss, this is definitely the most fun you've ever had on Valentine's Day
Luke:
Much to many of the brother's dismay, Luke asks to spend Valentine's Day with you first
He wants to spend the day making chocolate candies and new cake recipes and he wants you to help him
And really, who would complain about getting to try Luke's sweets?
You two have a nice time together making sweets and dancing in the kitchen
(Simeon is invited too of course)
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What Your Favorite Nowdateable Says About You
haha hey, bringing this post back by popular demand (i think? popular demand in my own brain for sure) so i hope u enjoy uwu
warning again for the same type of humor in the last one! these are all things i’d say about myself or my friends dw - warning for simeon’s though, he has a (christian) church mention once  (aside from the whole him being an angel thing...you get it)
demon bros here!
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Diavolo
you picked him out in the intro and then experienced a severe sadness when you realized he didn’t have an intimacy system attached to him
you frequently use the “hey king you dropped this” meme (and common variations)
you are the most prone to needing the joke explained to you/laughing without getting it because everybody else is
remember what i said about beel and himbos? same thing applies, only this time it fits the character (more)!
you can’t remember the last time you referred to a (male) political figure without calling them “daddy” 
you have a small group of friends and/or are an only child
“having a boyfriend is like having a dog right? i just have to love him, feed him and walk him yeah?”
last to know the hottest gossip
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Barbatos
you’re into Twisted Wonderland
you’re one of those people who only likes side characters, except you take it too far
you do all the work in the group projects
you look like you’ve got your life together, but really you are this close to losing your shit. “your fingers are touching.” you bet they are
you’re scary good at “predicting the future” i.e. learning from your past mistakes and figuring out how a situation is going to play out. it’s like you have espn or something
if there’s a “popular girl” clique or something similar in media you’re routing for the underdog sidekick every time
you’re v e r y independent (probably as a coping mechanism lbr)
you text using (mostly) proper grammar
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Solomon
you’re the reason group chats become cursed and implode
you used to trick kids your age into eating paper saying “it tastes like chicken”
deep time: your biggest fear is that none of your relationships are permanent and your friends will all leave you behind one day
not so deep time: you laugh at the kinfecat image every time, no exceptions
[sighs wistfully] oh to live in a 90s sitcom in which i live with my roommates who i am close friends with and i am the character who is the driving force behind 90% of the show’s wacky shenanigans
voted most likely to ghost your friends for a month and start a new group message with an “i lived bitch” moment
you get a scar and you hope it stays so you can tell the story over and over again
you’re kind of into e-boys, but just like a little
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Simeon
you’re the friend that isn’t opposed to listening to your friends talk about underage drinking and general tomfoolery, but participating wasn’t exactly your idea of a fun friday night
most likely to have participated in a youth group
you’re either a theater kid, choir kid or band kid (in order of likeliness) and if you tell me you’re not, you’re also a liar
the embodiment of “good kids are just the kids that don’t get caught :)” (or “if i’m good and responsible now they’ll be more likely to let me off the hook later”)
you were/would be involved in as many honor societies and community service clubs as you could be
you were/are a bit of a teacher’s pet
you would never ever use it against them but by god do you have all kinds of dirt on your friends. but don’t worry you’d never use it against them. but you could :) but you would never! but. still. it could happen. but it won’t :)
instead of using emojis you still use :) :o 8) and so on
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Luke
you have friends who show affection with that “gently bullies you” mindset and you’re too soft to tell them it actually kinda hurts
you are the mom friend
you stress bake
you have a lot of love but are afraid to show it in fear of coming across as Too Much
you have a vanilla scented candle
your love language is picking up your friends and holding them so gently
the type to always be told “you’re so cute when you’re angry :)”
always underestimated and ready to throw hands about it
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Body Temperature HCs (Bros and UDs)
No one asked for this but it’s been on my mind lately and in a lot of my writing so here you go
The Brothers
Lucifer
he’s a lot warmer in his Half and True form due to the feathers
there’s a reason he wears so many layers, after all, that coat isn’t just for the aesthetic 
he’s not built for the cold though he can sustain pretty low temperatures when fully shifted 
Mammon
super fucking warm
the warmest of his brothers in all Forms
is constantly being used as a heater by Asmo when nearby 
he always has to deal with cold hands and feet during sleepovers and inevitably ends up being used as a pillow 
he doesn’t need layers and that’s half the reason why he’s fine wearing crop tops and showing lots of skin 
Leviathan
thermoregulates 
is always cold to the touch and handles the extreme temperatures of the Devildom the best out of his brothers 
in addition to his anxiety he never touches anyone because it always ends in them squirming and yelling about how cold he is
Asmodeus 
cold blooded 
relies on sun lamps and specially insulated clothes to stay warm
there’s a reason he adores stuff like hot springs
is always clinging to others for their warmth
Satan
runs on the warmer side and can handle heat better than the cold
as a born demon he’s naturally equipped for Devildom weather without any additional measures 
Beelzebub
another one who has thermoregulation 
when in Half and True form you can usually see/hear his wings buzzing wildly to keep his temperature up if he’s not using anything else to stay warm
another fan of layers 
is usually in contact with Belphie to stay warm
Belphegor
probably the most ‘normal’ out of all of them as far as human standards go
he likes comfy insulated clothes and prefers being on the warmer side
this is also due to the fact that Beel needs help maintaining his temperature
always keep an insulated scarf in his pillow in case Beel needs it
The Undateables 
Diavolo
the hottest demon/person you will ever come into contact with
he’s scorching
he nearly burns human flesh in human form and has to concentrate on his temperature to make sure he doesn’t hurt anyone
on the rare occasions that he loses his temper it’s not uncommon for smoke to come off of his skin and for things to light on fire
very much of the dragon aesthetic 
can handle any temperature in the Devildom 
any clothes are just for show
Simeon
depends entirely on his mood
is usually a soothing cool but spikes of emotion can plunge that in either direction 
if he’s unsettled his energy will give him away with a single touch
this is part of why he wears gloves (I also hc him as being similar to Vulcans in being able to get emotional feedback through touch)
Barbatos
another cold blooded
all of his clothes are insulated, there’s a reason you always see him covered from the neck down
he doesn’t cling to people to absorb warmth, it’s unsightly for a butler of his station 
expect a lot of cuddles if you get close though
Solomon
on the cooler side, especially his hands 
prefers layers to stay warm
has a running theory that being cooler has something to do with Asmo and Barbatos being his most powerful pacts since they’re both cold blooded
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r0-boat · 3 years
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College Professor Obey me headcanons
College professor Lucifer was really fun to do so I think I'll continue with all the brothers.
Mammon
Math teacher like Lucifer.
He's not strict like at all, all of his students are passing his class. If you're not passing in mammon's class then you're just not turning in work.
And even if you have a poor grade Mammon will pull you aside and ask you if you would like extra credit.
He hates tests and Essay so he never gives in to his students unless he is forced to by the administration.
There is never a dull moment in Mammon's classroom.
" Alright fuck the lesson plan, I'm teaching ya how to commit tax evasion"
Take things from his other brothers classroom and puts it in his or uses it.
Levi
Your science teacher ( I can see marine biology)
Levi is usually not physically in class. A be a computer on his desk with him online going to talk about the lesson. Or one of his brothers is today's substitute.
He only shows up in his classroom physically is when he's in a good mood and there are no game events or anime events that he has to attend.
The type of teacher to go on tangents and stories instead of teaching the lesson
Briefly mentioned an anime to him and he'll be talking about it all through his class.
You can't fucking tell me that Rad college doesn't have a Minecraft server that Levi runs.
Levi will use science as an excuse to watch anime in his class
Satan
Your literature teacher
Strict like Lucifer but still reasonable. Especially with spelling errors.
When you see a pissed-off Satan under his classroom you already know what the day is going to be like.
Gives a shit ton of work.
He will grade and Pick-A-Part your essay in front of the whole class.
Unlike Lucifer he likes giving extra credit but who's going to do it with the mountain of work he already gives his students.
" For your extra credit, I want a PowerPoint presentation on why Prof.Lucifer sucks you will be graded on the amount of slander and grammar."
Asmo
I can see creative writing ( I'm sure there are other classes he fits but I will do creative writing for now)
Currently rivaling Lucifer as hottest Professor on campus. ( I'm pretty sure there's like a passive-aggressive war on campus on who is the hottest professor)
Gives extra credit in his classroom like candy on Halloween.
He rarely actually reads the work you're just getting credit for participation.
If you write about him Asmo will hang up your work on his wall.
One of those teachers to call out to you when they see you in public.
Rarely ever follows the lesson plan
Beel
A PE teacher
Probably one of the best teachers on campus.
Thanks to students an extra credit when they give food to him.
He allows drinks but not food he doesn't want to eat his student's food by accident.
Actually follows the goddamn lesson plan.
Likes to join in students on whatever they're doing.
hears Boss music when he enters any game.
Belphegor
Foreign language teacher
Puts on a video and goes the fuck to sleep
Barely gives work and when he does it's a worksheet he printed from Google.
He grades but he doesn't actually grade. He writes a 100 on your paper but the actual grade as already online.
" today's lesson is written on the board wake me up when class is over."
Very rarely he will actually be awake and teach his class
" I want a PowerPoint presentation on why Lucifer sucks in this language."
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beelspillowpet · 3 years
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Brothers reactions to a fem disaster bi MC who swoons over like every fem demon they see in the devildom?
Just got finished screaming over how much I LOOOOOVE THIS PROMPT. BI DISASTER YEEEEAAAAHHHH
Thank you for being the first to request something from me! 😭😭😭 I apologize in advance that these hcs aren't SUPER FOCUSED on the MC being a female themselves, but I tried my best with sneaking it in there when I could!
I've decided that along with MC, the brothers are also bisexual for the prompts too! You can be a mess together! <3 Sorry it took so long!
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Lucifer
Oh. You seemed so interested in that girl who passed you by. You were smitten, he might say. Never mind it, he didn’t want to assume anything of it. Maybe you were just really fond of that girl's appearance.
The next girl he spotted you talking with, he was a bit concerned. You shouldn’t be off making friends with just ANY demons. They could be plotting to take your soul if you aren’t careful. Your palette seemed to be meshed, you were now talking to boyish women and feminine men. It was starting to come together for him now that you are, in fact, bisexual. A truly chaotic one, at that.
Over the next few weeks, he sees you flourish more and more with your obsession over women and men together. It’s not like you’ve forgotten about him, far from it. In fact, sometimes he listens to you rant about how beautiful this girl is at RAD, talking about her eyes or her lips. Other times he listens to you cry over how absolutely GORGEOUS this man is. He will never admit that he finds your taste in men and women to be quite similar to his. Almost exactly the same.
He listens to you sometimes talk to his brothers about how unrealistically, unreasonably cute, that girls are. You don't have nearly as much energy talking about men than you do women, but it's still there. He doesn’t really indulge you as much as he should, but he gives you enough input to invite you to keep ranting about BEAUTIFUL women and men.
Mammon
Same, dude. Same.
Mammon is a powerful bisexual, and you are the one who made him realize this(?!). He pretends he's not listening to you half the time, but he's hanging on your every word. When you two hang out, sometimes you push your D.D.D to his face to show you another model you've found on Devilgram. "His abs are SMOKIN' hot, Mammon, look!!" He has to agree. He's got a nice body. "Look at her soft face! She's SO unbelievably cute! And those curves, oof!”
He's watching you swoon and he can't believe it. You're both chaotic disasters, swooning over man and woman alike. You put much more life into your talks about women than you do men, and it worries him sometimes that he might not actually give him the time of day whenever he works up the courage. When you talk about those cute women, he does mostly still think about you. You have such beautiful eyes, and soft hair, when he's allowed to touch it. He wonders why you haven't seen it yourself.
At some point he let's it slip that he, himself, may or may not be bisexual, when you catch him scrolling through Devilgram of some of the models you've shown him in the past. The two of you spend hours on end, swooning over every male and female in sight.
Leviathan
You two are feral bisexuals. Especially fond of girls. Leviathan and you have both played those H-games. You know the ones. He catches you from time to time, listening to ASMR of girls patting your head or talking you through a rough patch in your life. He definitely knows when you're listening to lewd audio clips of women too.
He thinks for a while that you're a lesbian, and he's completely fine with that. It isn't until your attention abruptly SHIFTS when you find a SMOKIN' HOT anime boy that he realizes you are a disaster of a bisexual. Sometimes it's like a day and night shift with you. When you see girls at anime conventions you swoon uncontrollably. Gripping his arm and giving those compressed SCREECHES from the throat with shut lips. He can't help but think you're hyperbolic sometimes.
Deep down inside, he feels the exact same way. It's just too embarrassing to act like that though. But even though he feels that way, he watches you shuffling over to the cosplayers and otaku girls and asking for pictures. If you're lucky, you might even score a number from one of them! How dare you have better social skills than him? It's SOOO not fair??
He decides one of these days he'll take a page out of your book. He'll happily geek out about girls to you (especially if there's a Ruri-Chan cosplayer!?) and occasionally about the guys too. You both lean towards females anyway, and he's glad he's found someone just like him.
Satan
Oh. Girls? Guys? He's here, and he's listening.
He doesn't have any picture books, but the way the books describe some of the women? *chef's kiss* He loves it! He's watched you attempt to capture their beauty on paper (or tablet and laptop!) and smiles at your attempts. He calls them attempts because that's what you call them. "Nothing I do can truly capture the beauty that is any female that exists here." And he AGREES.
He finds your ridiculous chanting of GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS to be a riot. He joins in if it means pissing Lucifer off with the noise pollution. When you shift to guys, he's still as vocal as before. You probably aren't that great at drawing guys yet, but that's cool. He appreciates your enthusiasm. You catch him staring at you from time to time, and you wonder if he ever thinks you're as cute of a girl as the other ones you two fawn over.
Like a distorted clock, you talk about girls for at least two hours of his time, and then another hour about boys. He can't believe how much energy you put into loving women. He wonders if you're like Asmo, and just appreciate women a little bit too much. After all, the previous mention of chanting GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS is still fresh on his mind. You really are a messy bisexual, but you're his favorite messy bisexual, at least.
Asmodeus
OH HECK YEAH. YOU BOTH ARE A WRECK!
GIRLS. BOYS. GIRLS. BOYS. It's a never ending cycle with you two. It's like you're rabid animals, constantly going out to The Fall for the scoop on the next hottest guy to walk in. When you see a girl though, it's like you're straight out of a cartoon. You don't howl or whistle or anything of the sort that may be unsightly or rude but you ARE WATCHING. RESPECTFULLY.
You and Asmo are unashamed when it comes to flirting with men and women alike. You share tips that have worked in the past for each other, and having the Avatar of Lust give you pointers is a nice bonus overall. Asmo thinks for a while that you are a normal bisexual, but he's proven wrong when you find a group of beautiful women, who you hyper focus on for the next few weeks. He's honestly impressed.
It's like your attraction to men has almost disappeared, and he worries that perhaps you don't love him more than any woman you run across in the Devildom anymore. Your attention to men is still there with passing comments of "yeah he's really cute" but you're RIGHT BACK to the topic of GIRLS. he can't blame you. Women are QUEENS, just like you're an absolute QUEEN to him. He's more than happy to indulge some lewd talk about women, and you both spend hours doing exactly that most nights.
Beelzebub
Oh, that's cool. Someone else in this house likes both men and women. He's glad you're comfortable sharing so much with him. Usually when you do go for jogs in the morning, he watches you at his side while he listens to you. There's apparently this blonde woman with dark skin and she looks absolutely DIVINE. His brain focuses on imagining a pretzel with salt sprinkled over it, and he drools. He likes that thought, very much.
It's when you see said jogger does he truly realize your fixation on women is something to be feared.  You're practically floating when she jogs by, almost wanting to go after her. Beel stops you, and asks if you're okay, worried that you might trip over your own feet if you swoon any harder. He thinks its cute. You start to dress like this jogging woman, wearing her color scheme in hopes that she'll notice you. Maybe he'll try to help and play wingman for you.
He doesn't open up about it at first, but eventually he does finally speak up when you bring up a man you see at the gym with him from time to time. He blushes a bit because he knows immediately who you're talking about. You like that guy, and Beel really likes him too. When you two see him at the gym, you both swoon a bit too much. While spotting Beel one time, he passed by and Beel nearly dropped his weights on his chest. This caused a bit of attention your way and flustered, you helped Beel set the weights back up and make sure he was okay. That wasn't the first or last time an accident happened at the gym either.
At the Fangol games, it's even worse, somehow. You sit as close as possible to the field, and halftime is your FAVORITE time. All those cute cheerleaders? Cheering for their teams? You forget in all the glory that is the ABSOLUTE BEAUTY OF WOMEN that you're supposed to be rooting for Beel. You spend the rest of the game reimagining the routines that were performed, and Beel is right there admiring them too. Quietly, at least. You're a bit too enthusiastic about your love for women, and Beel thinks you're cheering louder for them than you are for him when he's playing. He doesn't mind it too much though. He'd probably be the same way, provided he let loose a little more.
Belphegor
He doesn't bother with you. It's like you talk a mile a minute, only interested in girls for the most part. Occasionally you'll talk about a hot guy, and well, he's listening but... It's sort of hard for him to fall asleep with all your rambling about women. With such detail, it's like you're trying to give him material to imagine while he sleeps.
Belphie tries his hardest not to tell you to quiet down sometimes. He's forced to come to RAD, he's stuck by your side, mostly because your taste in men and women are quite similar to his. He's been sorely lacking on the cute girls and guys here at RAD, but he can count on you to provide eye candy for him. Not that he's going to act on it. Most of the time, he's too busy trying to block out your constant rambling. He notices it's mostly about women.
He thinks you're insecure at first, trying to appeal to him, presumably a straight guy, while appearing interested in men to seem straight too. He let's it be known for your comfort, if you like girls more than guys, then it's fine. He's not one to care or judge others on their interest. An anarchist at heart, and your chaotic bisexuality freak-outs are what he lives for. If you were more quiet about it, he would find it easier to fall asleep to. He manages to do that a few times.
Let's it slip while talking about a dream he had that he's interested in guys too. Maybe a little more than you are, though. 50/50 at best. He doesn't really encourage you to talk more about the girls you absolutely DROOL over, but whenever you two are out and you spot a woman, he's always side eyeing you and telling you to wipe your mouth. He sometimes makes a show of it, teasing you by panting like a dog, or telling you to heel. It's all in fun though, and he lets up before it gets too embarrassing.
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b3lphie · 3 years
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Listen,,,, Beel, looking at u,,,with tears in his eyes as you finger fuck his throat while fucking his pretty ass to oblivion 🥰😭😪 The shiver that just went down my spine,,, 🥵🙈💋❣
WOOOOO OMG 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️ throat fucking..... throat fucking beel would be MMMMM yEs- and can i talk abt how prettily he sucks and licks ur fingers 🥺🥺 like omfg he looks so,,, UGHHH i just wanna get him pregnant lmao <33333 bbBBUT ANYWAYS,,,,, u thrusting ur fingers into his mouth and him gagging on them slightly and looking up at u w teary eyes <333333 letting out strangled moans..... and his face was pretty n red like DKSKDJSJ <333333 but hottest thing ever is..... u having the this tall as fuck demon under u.... this huge cutie crying under u, begging and sobbing for u to fuck him into oblivion and make him dumb w lust w ur 9 inch dildo like <3333333 he’s holding his knees up to his chest as u pound ur thick palstic cock into his perfect ass (yall his ass is FAT‼️ PHAT‼️ like u just wanna bite it and leave marks on his pretty ass 🥴) <333 honestly, if u make him cum a lot of times, i feel like he would deadass pass out (bc of all the pleasure lmao) ^^;;
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hyper-super-clover · 3 years
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Obey me! x Avatar the last airbeder/ Avatar the legend of Korra
I thought about what elements the Obey me characters would be able to bend in the universe of ATLA/ ATLOK, so here´s a list of their elements, sub elements and their preferred fighting style!
If you don´t know the show, here´s a short list of the elements (although I highly recommend watching the series they´re amazing)
Fire bending (can be trained into lightning- & combustion-bending)
Water bending (can be trained into ice-, steam-, plant- and blood-bending)
Air bending (can be trained to fly or project your spirit)
Earth bending (can be trained into metal- or lava-bending and for seismic sense)
Have fun reading and let me know what you think!!
Lucifer
Element: Fire (white-blue flames)
Sub element: Lightning
Fighting style: mainly fighting with lightning, it's more elegant and deadly, and those words are basically the definition of papa Luci. Legends say that once when Lucifer was angered enough, he casted a whole storm to let lightning go down on the whole land.
His white-blue fire is known to be the hottest type of flames, with Lucifer being able to keep their heat on this level for as long as the flames are burning.
"Fire as well as lightning shall be treated with care and used with dignity. Also, if you keep your cool in battle, you can watch as your enemy gets toasted by your attacks, and I personally very much enjoy this satisfaction."
Mammon
Element: Air
Sub element: mild form of flight
Fighting style: "Korra style", basically the more modern way to airbend as shown in the legend of Korra: specifically more forward and for combat (attacking and approaching enemies), for dragging enemies through the air as Mammon pleases.
Although flight is an extremely rare and spiritual ability, somehow the goof Mammon is able to fly short distances without a glider or other tools.
"Livin' like a true air nomad? Nah, that ain't like me. How am I able to fly, then? Well, I'm THE great Mammon after all!"
Levi
Element: Water
Sub element: Ice, steam
Fighting style: prefers to attack with waves of pure water, but when his envy kicks in, he might switch to freezing it (when self-loathing) or boiling it (when angered in envy).
As he loves being engulfed in water, he has perfected moving and diving in the ocean.
"I like being in the ocean... The water wraps around you like a tight but soft hug... A-ah, n-nothing, I would never say anything cheesy like this...!!"
Satan
Element: Fire
Sub element: Combustion
Fighting style: much like his anger can occur in explosive rushes, so does his element as combustion bending shoots a beam of explosive energy at whoever Satan wants to see dead. The explosions become larger the angrier he is, but also harder to control.
Yes, he has this fancy third eye tattoo where he shoots the explosions out of, period.
Technically very skilled in bending fire but dislikes using it (as it reminds him of Lucifer)
"What are you staring at? Do I look this strange to you? Well, if it's that irritating to be near me, I could blast you into pieces."
Asmo
Element: Water
Sub element: Plant bending
Fighting style: not really into fighting, but if he does he uses vines with thorns to whip his enemies asses (preferably in the literal sense hehe). He keeps the vines entagled around his body to always have some with him, and let's them bloom to make it/ himself more beautiful.
Is actually better at bending plants than regular water, even though the pure element should be the easiest to bend.
"Water inside plants is sweeter, which is just like me!", is his explanation for this.
Beel
Element: Earth
Sub element: Seismic sense
Fighting style: Due to his physique he is able to bend massive amounts of stone at once, yeeting those at his enemies. His powers decrease the hungrier he is, but peak once he enters his hungered rage. God help the mountains around him if that happens, they might be pulled of the ground if they are in the way between Beel and his food.
As he is rather calm and dislikes initiating fights, he learned to listen to the earth, his seismic sense helping him detect objects connected to the ground through vibrations.
"If you stay calm and feel your surroundings, you'll find yourself with many advantages in life... For me, it's the ability to detect the nearest food, hehe..."
Belphie
Element: Earth
Sub element: Sand
Fighting style: likes the fast attacks that are possible when bending sand, it's lighter and better to form than solid ground.
Probably his favourite move is to swirl the sand up to disturb his opponents vision while he himself isn't hindered by it at all. If no sand around, he prefers to use smaller rocks and uses them as projectiles.
"Direct combat is too tiring... I'd rather annoy my enemies until they are sick of fighting me. Everyone hates sand in their eyes, right?"
Diavolo
Element: Earth
Sub element: Lava
Fighting style: In my personal AU that is currently forming in my head, Diavolo is the earth prince and thus rarely gets to fight, but oh boy can he beat you up if he wants to. For his size, he is surprisingly agile as he utilizes his earth bending to move. His attacks are mostly through lava bending, a technique which he came up with himself after thinking about how water benders can change their element's state of aggregation. With lava, he keeps his enemies where he wants them to be, to then bombard his enemies with lava projectiles.
"Don't be shy, come a little closer! I might be a prince, but there is no need to be afraid... If I wanted to battle you, you would have already found yourself in a pit of lava!"
Barbatos
Element: Earth
Sub element: Metal, truth seer
Fighting style: This sly mf keeps shreds of metal on his body at any time to be able to shoot them at enemies (kind of like Mai with her knifes). Not an aggressive fighter, rather he waits for the opponent's move, analysing them to then attack with whatever metal is around, or through earth bending, if more effective.
His truth seeing is a form of seismic sense that specialises in sensing another's breathing and heart rate, making him the perfect guard for the earth prince Diavolo.
"I seem to sense an increase in your heart rate... Are you lying or simply thrilled to see me, hm~?"
Simeon
Element: Water
Sub element: healing, spirit bending
Fighting style: Simeon barely ever has to fight, his role in the tribe is a spiritual, not a warrior one. He has magnificent healing skills and is highly spiritual, so fighting is just not his cup of tea. All techniques he is able to do are traditional figures that are passed over generations in the water tribes.
He uses the techniques for 'dances' rather than combat, when pacifying evil spirits or to communicate with and befriend good ones.
Sub element: mild form of spiritual projection
Is able to travel to the spirit world, helps keeping the balance between the human and spirit world.
"Bending is so much more than a weapon to hurt your enemies. Come, I will show you my favourite spiritual place and tell you about the beauty of elements and spirits."
Luke
Element: Air
Fighting style: "Aang style", defensive and keeping his distance. Dodging until finding a weak point, however if you annoy litte Luke, he might switch to a more direct fighting style. With this reckless fighting style, Luke likes to disturb his opponents balance, his satisfaction big when he, a tiny boy, can blow grown-ups off their feet.
Solomon
He loves spirits, so he had always given it his all to get into the spirit world, successfully. Now, he is working on a technique to move his soul unbound by his body. Up to now he can drastically increase his sense (see and hear) through sensing through the wind around him, but he couldn't give his spirit an intangible form yet.
"If you can exist outside your body in the spirit world, it has to be possible here, too! Watch me, I will figure out how to do it one day!!"
Element: Water
Sub element: blood
"You know, technically, air nomads could bend the air carried by your blood cells... Earth benders the minerals and ions in your blood... So basically, blood bending is a really... Huh? What do you mean you're scared of me? I'm harmless, I swear~"
Fighting style: Don't worry, I know blood bending is always treated as the worst thing ever, but Solomon rarely ever relies on his blood bending skill for combat, even though he is able to use it outside of full moon nights, too. He knows a lot about the human body, so he can actually use those skills to heal and help people! (Or well, potentially, he could cause all your blood vessels to burst, but... That is only an option... Maybe... Mostly...)
He is talented with water and ice enough to fight bending those, will use those in the most annoying ways he can.
Bonus: My two MCs Violet and Clover
Element: none
Clover
Weapon: Bow and arrows
Fighting style: Clover tought herself how to use the bow in her free time in case she ever needs to defend herself. Other than that, she wasn't born with any bending abilities, but is, just like Simeon, very spiritually talented and helps him with his work. Wishes to be able to travel to the spirit world one day.
She can hear and see spirits that have escaped into the human world and has made it her task to ensure they return to their home safely.
"H-huh? Ah, don't mind me, I'm not special at all... But wouldn't you like to meet my ghost friends? They have so many fascinating stories to tell."
Violet
Element (learned): fire (mastered), earth (only a little)
Element (yet to learn/ master): water, air, earth
Fighting style: Avatar alerrrt. Yes, this amazing lady would be the avatar of this generation. Born in the fire nation, she has mastered bending fire at young age. Given the right ground (e.g. volcanic stone), Violet has a unique technique of colouring her flames as the bends tiniest fragments of metals and minerals along with the flames. For that she lets the fire touch the ground and burns the metals in her motion. The minerals cause the different flame colorations and showed that she is indeed the avatar. Has yet to learn bending the three other elements.
Lucifer was her teacher for mastering fire bending, and she was taught to fight with a sword, too.
"I may be capable of bending every element, but I still have a long way to go. My homeland has taught me the arts of fire and the sword, but now it is time for me to learn the arts of the rest of the world."
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Thank you so much for reading!! If you´d like to hear more about this concept I can come up with backstories for each character! Just let me know if you´d be interested~
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thedevildomdaily · 3 years
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Demonic Possessions Ch 8: Pizza, Prizes, & Panic
Note: Here’s the Master List for the full story. I recommend reading my stuff on my actual Blog if you enjoy OM! official music! Thank you so much for the support. Please let me hear from you in the comment section. I wanna talk OM!
If you follow this page, you're seeing things correctly! There were in fact TWO chapters posted this week. It's a 'thank you' for being understanding about my hiatus. I appreciate the support.
Warnings: Swearing, NSFW implied, light stuff
Saturday morning arrived and The House of Lamentation was on the quieter side. No arguing nephilim or brotherly squabbles to grate on another’s nerves. Early risers like Lucifer, Satan, and Beelzebub were in the dining room awaiting Lilly’s breakfast. The four of them were always the first ones up, leaving the other half to crawl out at various times.
After giving the typical 30 minute wait, Lilly gave the go-ahead for Beel to dig in. She’d learned long ago not to serve all the food at once on the weekend, preparing for stragglers vs Beelzebub’s appetite. She did find it unusual that Leviathan was missing. He must have pulled an all-nighter waiting for some special or doing a special walk-through for Deviltube.
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Leviathan opened his eyes slowly. He was so exhausted and felt on the heavy side. There was also this nagging feeling that someone was talking about him.
Shuffling around in his bathtub bed, the demon realized that it wasn’t his imagination that made him feel heavy. It was the nephilim snuggling on top of him that was passed out.
The female nephilim just about fell off the bench as she grasped at her own heart. Of course he’d say something extremely otaku in this situation. And after a moment to think on this, she nodded as she stared straight ahead, “I'm not seeking-out multiple relationships intentionally. But I can't deny the temptation of that fantasy either..." she chuckled, "You know what Levi-kun. That’s exactly it. I want a reverse harem life. I spent centuries vying for suffrage right. Letting women take a stand for equality. Voting, working jobs outside the home, and for fucks sake the right to wear some jeans! So why can’t I have a harem on my own when Mr. King Solomon saunters around, leaving a city’s worth of women back home!!!!!!?!”
“Mmmmh…” Lena nuzzled against his chest, making Leviathan’s heart want to explode from all of this contact. He suddenly recalled a lot of sounds like that just now as well.
“Lena...you’re on top of me…” he said a little louder.
Her sky blue eyes slowly peeked open. A view of a blushing demon beneath her slowly became clearer. “Oh, good morning Levi…” Her left hand ran up his firm abs, caressing him sensually as she nuzzled him again. “You’re so comfortable to snuggle with. I think I slept better on top of you than I did in Asmo’s bed the other night.” There was a soft giggle and she closed her eyes again.
Leviathan didn’t know what to make of that statement or the state in which they were in. Pulling his blanket down from them, he realized Lena wasn’t wearing her shirt and neither was he. Images of her stripping him of his signature hoodie and undershirt flashed before his eyes. She kissed his chest and ran her tongue across…and he dared to remove her top! The bra...it was his hair color!
“Aaaagh!” he shouted in a panic.
“What’s the matter!?” Lena raised up, completely straddling him. She looked around the room and everything looked fine. She then looked down at the demon beneath her. “Are you okay? You’re not sick are you?”
“N-nooo….” he murmured, covering his crimson face with his hands.
She looked at him curiously for a moment, then realized what was going on. It was the shock of spending the night with someone. He probably thought he dreamed it all. How adorable could Leviathan get?
Setting-up completely, the nephilim looked down at him, then ran both hands up his torso, feeling that ripped, swimmer’s body of his. Gently, she removed his hands and asked for him to look at her. “Leee-vi kuuun….” His eyes opened. She was so sexy and beautiful; her eyes were hypnotizing.
“Wasn’t last night fun?” she asked. Levi nodded rapidly.
“I-it was fun.A LOT of fun…” he admitted. It made Lena giggle.
She took his hands and brought them up to her waist. “Levi-kun. You know now you can touch my body all that you want right? In fact I really want you to.”
Absent-mindedly, Leviathan felt up and down her sides and even dared to grip the nephilim’s ass. It was so firm, yet soft at the same time. It made her gasp and bite her bottom lip.
Lena lowered herself back down on him, pressing her breasts against his bare chest. “Your hands are so big and strong. You’re so incredibly sexy…”
He doubted that wholeheartedly, and yet there was a half-naked 3D woman, the prettiest he’d ever met on top of him. “L-Lena…” He moaned lightly as she kissed his chest again.
“I’d love to continue where we left off last night, but I probably have morning breath…” she pouted at him, but kissed his chest again. “Want to shower together?”
The question caused the demon to fully sit up and nearly toss the nephilim backwards. The sheer thought of him being naked and wet with her was more than any close-in otaku could take. As a precaution, Levi pinched his nose, knowing blood would gush out.
“No Lena….don’t say things like that!!!!” He whimpered.
She couldn’t help but give an evil little chuckle, “You don’t want to? But last night you dove face-first into my tiddies with an itadakimasu. I thought you’d love to get wet and wild with me today!!”
Truth was, although they did make out a lot and he did carry her to his bed. It took a moment, but Levi mustered up the courage to take off her shirt. He kissed and rubbed his face into her boobs, and then he went for the unhooking of the bra.
It was the saddest struggle she’d ever been involved with. He then cried into her chest after all the failed attempts and passed out. If he couldn’t recall that travesty, Lena wasn’t about to refresh his memory. She’d surprise him and not wear one next time. Or maybe she had a front-opening one for starters?
“Don’t tease me about it…” he whined, “I really went beyond my limits last night…”
“Plus ultra babe…” She couldn’t hold back her smirk.
“Stop it!”
“Never. It’s not my way of the ninja…”
“You’re not funny.”
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After playing around with Leviathan a little while longer, Lena urged him downstairs. They were both ravenous after all the fun they had the night before.
The two of them entered the dining room and felt eyes upon them. ALL eyes.
“WHAT. THE. HELL!!!!?” Asmo squealed at the top of his lungs.
Mammon, on the other hand, was silent. Dead silent. The rest gave the two of them a once over, save for Beelzebub. He did pause, but his dire need for food out-weighed any curiosity he held for the reason that Lena was a disheveled mess in Leviathan’s hoodie.
“Ah-hmm....I take it a congratulations big brother are in order?” Satan asked in a catty manner as he sipped his cup of coffee.
Leviathan was tomato red and his teeth were clenched. He had no idea how to respond to any of this, but somehow he had the urge to fight everyone if they said anything to Lena.
“Maybe so…” Lena said nonchalantly as she led Levi to his seat, holding his hand. She sat in the empty seat beside him, acting completely calm.
“You guys look so cute together, although I’m totally jealous and wish I could’ve joined the fun last night…” Asmo chimed. Lena giggled at him, but Levi gave him a glare. He’d never share her like that.
Finally, Lucifer had something to say on the matter. “Leviathan. Either ask for your jacket back or find another high neck top to put on later. Your love bites are unseemly…”
“My wha?”
Most of the brothers began to chuckle as Levi looked down. Mammon was roaring at his little brother the most.He was in his low neck tank. Lena had given him hickies all over and he never checked himself over for any.
“W-why didn;t you say anything?...” he asked the nephilim.
“Oh, I thought you knew…” she responded nonchalantly, “I mean, did you see the ones you left on me?”
Mammon wrapped his arm over his brother’s shoulder and pulled him over in a brotherly manner, “I’m happy for you lil bro. If you need any advice, just ask The Great Mammon. I’ll help you out!”
“What advice could you possibly give?” Belphegor called out to Mammon.
“What d’ya mean by that you lil brat?!” Mammon responded.
A lot of bickering began around the table. Leviathan was so embarrassed until a firm hand squeeze brought him to look at Lena.
She merely gave Leviathan a wink and continued to eat her breakfast. This made his face glow, but he managed a small smile. It also gave him enough courage to ignore his brothers through the rest of their meal.
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“So did you guys go all of the way?” Asmodeus was the first to ask. He followed the girls to Lilly’s room where they both got ready for the day. And of course they talked about the hottest gossip the house has had in a long time.
“That’s none of your business Mister!” Lena responded as she sorted between outfits.
Lilly lectured the demon for being too nosy, but they both watched a happy Lena decide on her clothes. The two smiled at each other, giving a knowing look.
“I can’t help but to ask,” Lilly finally spoke up, “What was he like?” Asmo perked-up, ready to learn everything.
Lena sighed, but her smile remained, “He was so sweet. Definitely terrified. But the way he kissed was so...gentle…” She gave a little sigh. “I honestly feel both happy and guilty at the same time.”
“How so?” Lilly asked.
Lena furrowed her brows, trying to find a way to describe it. “He was so nervous. But I find him so cute. And I feel guilty that I liked him...squirming around a bit. I’ve seldom been with a submissive male before. Or a nervous one.”
“You like it. So what?” Asmo commented, “There’s nothing wrong with that. No force was there?”
“Of course not. I even bluntly asked for consent and he pulled me into his lap!” Lena’s eyes widened and she covered her hand over her mouth for a moment. ‘You two better not say anything about this to anyone. You hear me!” Her eyes began to glow with killing intent, leaving both the demon and human nodding. “Good.”
Lilly thought about things for a moment, before asking a serious question, “Are the two of you dating now?...are you a couple?”
The nephilim thought about for a moment before responding, “Well, we really didn’t do a lot of talking about it...things just happened…”
“Do you want to be in a relationship with him? You definitely need to be upfront and talk with Levi about it before going forward with anything.” Lilly just wanted her new friend and Levi to remain happy and on the best of terms as possible.
Asmo, for the first time, looked at Lena with a serious expression. “Lilly is right. You need to talk to my brother about this as soon as possible. I’m the last person to be serious about this kind of thing, but Leviathan is the Avatar of Envy; the Admiral of the Devildom’s navy and when he’s mad enough he can summon Lotan to drown and destroy nearly everything in its path. Be careful.”
Lena took their words seriously. She really didn’t think things through before starting things with him. They had valid and, to be honest, horrifying points.
“I believe I’ve mentioned this to the both of you at one point or another. I’m not the type to be held down to one great romance. Not after my last relationship. And NO. I do not want to talk about that. Not ever!” She closed her eyes and sighed, “The best I can do is be honest with him and let him know that. I want an open relationship and I won’t go any further with him if he can’t accept that. I’m not going to make false promises or put effort into something I don’t want.”
Her eyes fell upon Asmodeus. The two of them were rather flirtatious enough. And to be honest, that night she’d have definitely went all the way with him had she not been so intent and excited about the gifts she had for Leviathan. He smiled back at her, although there was a darker look to his eyes. He definitely sensed what was on her mind.
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“Levi-kun, let’s go on a lunch date today.” Lena said when she entered his room. Both he and Mammon were playing Luariogi-cart with Belphie asleep as he waited to play the winner.
The sudden request caused the otaku demon to crash; he was frozen. Of course Mammon shouted and cheered, taking the win and began to gloat about it and tease his little brother. Belphegor yelled at him for waking him up and threw his pillow at him.
“D-d-d...d-d-DATE!?” Leviathan stuttered, sounding like he was being electrocuted.
Lena giggled then picked Belphie’s pillow up and slammed it into Mammon for his laughter at Levi and then puffed it up and gave it back to Belphegor. “Yes, a date. I would like to go out with you today..to get more acquainted and to see where things go. I’ll meet you down in the Foyer in half an hour. Casual dating attire only. I want to go to the arcade for sure!” She winked at the demon and waved at everyone before leaving.
Levi was catatonic again. Mammon and Belphegor exchanged evil grins and let their brother stand there for a few minutes before saying anything.
“Don’t you need to get ready?” Belphegor asked in a knowing tone.
“Yeah, for your d-d-d-date!? Ha ha!” Mammon mocked.
This caused their brother to panic, then yell at them to leave. He had no idea what he should wear, what he was supposed to do or anything. It was an absolute nightmare for the reclusive demon. He never pictured himself in this situation. The closest thing he’d ever been to a date was when he went to themed cafes or idol concerts, admiring his favorites from afar.
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When Leviathan began down the stairs to the foyer, he stopped the moment he laid eyes upon Lena. She was standing there, waiting on him, in a cute black dress that had glowing jellyfish on it. She wore purple stockings and goth boots. She matched her aesthetic to match his. It made him blush.
Lena was looking at her DDD, researching where they could go and what they could do together. She was admittedly nervous after the conversation she’d had with Lilly and Asmo earlier. Who knew dating a demon could be so dangerous?
Feeling eyes upon her, the nephilim looked up to see Leviathan frozen on the stairs, blushing and staring down at her. “Well, hello there gorgeous.” She smiled and winked at him. “You ready to have some fun today?!”
When he only nodded and stood there, Lena ran up the stairs to meet him and took his hand, “well then let’s go cutie!” and pulled him with her.
“C-c-cutie…” he whispered, smiling to himself.
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Lena and Leviathan decided to get Screamin Berry Swirl slushies and hit the arcade first. The nephilim decided to start with things the demon was both familiar and comfortable with. She truly wanted things to work between the two of them and she also didn’t want him to be on edge the whole time they were together.
“Are the top 10 scores on this game all yours?” she asked.
“Of course they are. I’ve dominated the scores since they got this in.” he boasted.
Lena smiled and joined in laughter with him. “My favorite arcade games back home are the Dino Park Disaster games where you have to take down carnivores and outrun stampedes. Pretty much any shooting arcade games. Oh and racing ones. Pinball games as well…”
Listening to her go into a list of favorite arcade games brought a strong sense of joy in Leviathan’s heart. She really knew her stuff. And it seemed she was genuinely interested in hearing about all of the achievements he held in the games at the arcade. It made him feel a connection to someone that he hadn’t before.
“Hey, look!” Lena jumped with excitement after picking-up a massive sci-fi gun to an alien shooter game. “This looks badass! Let’s play two-player!”
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“That was so much fun! Look at our ticket haul!” Lena exclaimed. She was definitely in the moment, having so much fun with Leviathan.
“That was the only game I didn’t have a high score because none of my brothers or anyone could keep up with me.” Levi added.
The two were sitting down at a booth, counting their mega stacks of tickets, eating pizza and cheesy bread. “We make a great team!” she cheered, making Leviathan blush as he slurped his slush. He thought so too.
“If there’s a way for us to play human realm MMORPGs and other games like that here in the Devildom, I have a few that we need to team-up in. I don’t like to play with strangers...can't rely on them too much. I have a couple of friends from school that play and I think you’d get along with them well enough…”
This felt like a dream. He was on a date with a 3D female. One that was enthusiastic about anime, manga, comics, collecting memorabilia, and video games. Leviathan just watched and listened to Lena while in a dreamy-like state of mind.
After a while, the nephilim realized she’d been the only one to talk. “Oh, I’m so sorry. I kinda went off the deep end with excitement there….”
“No, I totally wanted to know what games you play!” Levi chuckled, “It’s so cool to finally have someone that wants to talk about non-normie things! And I’m really curious about these human realm games.”
The two talked shop for a while longer, then cashed their tickets in. Lena got a giant stuffed purple dragon creature that actually puffed smoke from it’s nose and mouth. It had ominous, glowing eyes that was totally something Lena would choose. She also got a matching dragon wing headband.
Leviathan chose some more figurines and a wall scroll of a Devildom anime icon. It was on the more colorful and cute side. It was a funny dynamic to see a demon with cute items and a half angel with scary monster stuff.
“Levi...you’re having a lot of fun today aren’t you?” Lena asked as they exited the arcade. She was looking down at her boots as she walked, not wanting to look at the demon. She had been weary of bringing him out since he’d made it clear that he was a shut-in and hated leaving his room.
There was hesitation, but Levi nodded and looked to the girl at his side. “I am…” There was a split second pause before he panicked and asked, ‘Are you not?! I bet you were bored; just being nice at doing this because I'm just a worthless otaku nerd!” He began huffing and wheezing as Lena stared at him wide-eyed and confused.
“Whoa, whoa, WHOA dude. Chill!” She finally said, pressing her hand against his chest. She was sure he was about to have an actual panic attack and keel over. “Your brain is going into overdrive hun. I’ve had an absolute blast with you today. It’s been fun and refreshing and I’m loving getting to hang out with you.”
She wasn’t able to see his eyes, beyond the indigo bangs covering his face, but she could tell Leviathan was blushing and possibly staring down at her hand. She stepped in close and gave him a hug. “I would’ve been honest with you if I wasn’t having any fun. Trust me on that.” He nodded and hesitantly pressed his hand against her back, returning the hug. Lena couldn’t help but grin to herself at his trembling hand.
Pulling away, the nephilim took his hand and led him away from the Arcade, looking for a bench to sit on and watch a pretty fountain. It was the perfect atmosphere for their date she thought. A great place to talk quietly about their relationship.
“Levi, I want to be honest with you…” Lena began, “I want to talk about us...if you’d like there to be us.”
“Us…” he pondered for a moment and then bit his lip. Leviathan never thought he’d have a conversation like this. He’d never felt more nerve-wracking.
The nephilim gave him a moment to process before continuing, “Before we make any decisions, I want to be forward and honest with you. I think that’s the most important thing about a relationship. Keeping an open dialog with each other and always being honest about our feelings...ok?”
Leviathan was still reeling on the idea that there was a possibility for them to be an ‘us’. After she shook his arm to get his attention, the demon gasped and then nodded, “Uhm...yes. That’s good…”
“The thing I wanted to tell you first and foremost is where I stand on relationships in general.” She was beginning to feel nervous, thinking about Lilly and Asmo’s advice. “I believe in open relationships...especially since we are eternal beings...forever is a long time.”
The demon’s eye widened just enough that Lena could see them. He was still. “So you’re like Asmo….totally into being lots of other people…?”
“Well, comparing myself to the Avatar of Lust is a little extreme, but sorta.” Lena bit her bottom lip and shifted around uncomfortably. She was self-conscious about this part of herself, but nonetheless she wanted to be open with him. “I-I uh understand if it’s not something you’re okay with...it’s why I wanted to say something up front before we established a….deep connection…”
And there went Leviathan’s poor demonic heart again. Ready to yeet from his chest.
“You could totally see anyone you want to...both in reality or otherwise. However, I can’t promise you complete monogamy. It’s just not my nature. And I don’t want you to ever get upset if I choose to flirt and mingle with someone else.”
“So you are telling me...you’re interested in….living your life like…” Leviathan said quietly. Drawing it out made Lena’s eyes widen with anticipation. “Like a….REVERSE HAREM!?!”
The female nephilim just about fell off the bench as she grasped at her own heart. Of course he’d say something extremely otaku in this situation. And after a moment to think on this, she nodded as she stared straight ahead, “I'm not seeking-out multiple relationships intentionally. But I can't deny the temptation of that fantasy either..." she chuckled, "You know what Levi-kun. That’s exactly it. I want a reverse harem life. I spent centuries vying for suffrage right. Letting women take a stand for equality. Voting, working jobs outside the home, and for fucks sakes the right to wear some jeans! So why can’t I have a harem on my own when Mr. King Solomon saunters around, leaving a city’s worth of women back home!!!!!!?!”
Lena shook her fist in anger thinking about it. She could do what the fuck she wanted with whom the fuck she wanted damn it. “But in all seriousness. Levi…” she returned her attention to the demon, “I’m giving you the option of being my first ever demon lover. I will be as committed to you as I possibly can. You can’t even begin to imagine the benefits of that. You just have the right to know what you'd be getting into if you want to be in a relationship with me.”
She let him stew over those bold words for a while, resting her head on his shoulder gently as she watched the dancing waters before them. “I really like you Levi…”
“I...like you too Lena...chan.”
His head gently rested atop hers. The two sat in silence as the imitation sun of Diavolo’s slowly disappeared from the Devildom sky.
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It was dusk by the time Leviathan and Lena returned to The House of Lamentation. The two stood outside the front door like high-schoolers not wanting their date to end. Lena took both of Leviathan’s hands, while their prizes sat on the steps. “Thank you for a lovely date at the arcade today. It was a lot of fun.”
“Your welcome….” Leviathan was looking away from her, completely embarrassed. She was the one that asked him out and planned the whole day. He should thank her for even considering a date with someone like him.
Feeling that he was about to go deep into unsavory thoughts, Lena stood on her tiptoes and kissed the demon. It was soft and sweet. Just like him. “Hey, we can do more of what we did last night if...we can sneak past all of the others…”
Wide eyes stared at the nephilim. If there was something Leviathan wanted, it was definitely more of what they did last night. Just imagining the feeling of her….and the way she….and how they both…
Leviathan in his boldest move of his eternal life, grabbed their loot in one hand and took Lena by the other and raced inside the manor. No man, demon, nephilim, or ghostly was gonna keep this otaku from getting to feel 3D oppas again!
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