Nikolai’s intelligence is so underestimated, man. This guy is fluent enough in Japanese that he fooled everyone into believing he was some statesman’s secretary for six months, he knows Meursault and it’s architecture and security systems inside out, he knew a lot about atsushi before they even met, and while not all of that is a classic sign of intelligence, this man does his fucking research and he does it well. And while he gives off sleazy lazy silly attitude, he must possess a ton of discipline and capability.
(He’s also sexy, which is a bonus point, but not only has he got a fat cock, but a fat brain too)
yea! he is definitely smart i have been saying for yearsss. idk the condition of working as a government official in japan, but he must have sounded like a local if he's able to get that kind of job. and goddd when he explains about meursault and its architecture and its mechanisms, i almost bust a nut because ooooohhh we love a science king 😍😍😍
i agree that he does have a level of discipline. he is literally like that one student in college who seems to just do the bare minimum but still got 4.0 in his cgpa. i also believe he is capable of a lot more criminal things and creatively too... considering his victims that were killed brutally. and he is very good with coordination, because he can teleport accordingly. atsushi even says he can do anything so he can coordinate this cunt too ngl im just sayin
nikolai is SMORT and anyone who says otherwise is DOMB
haunted that lestat is like 21 yrs old leading a society. the other vampires should’ve iced his ass years ago on basic principle. well… i guess they tried several times but like a roach he persevered. I feel like they keep him around bc he’s the only one bringing interesting events to the community he’s like a human soap opera he’s like the personification of Murphy’s law. like he should be sucking and fucking his way across the globe having the vampire equivalent of a spring break trip to malibu as god intended but instead he’s doing paperwork and ruling a society….that’s cruel and unusual punishment for him AND the society like that is NOT his natural environment……..they should put him down humanely….send him to a nice farm upstate where all the other problem-causers run free in the fields etc but no he has the endurance capacity of a New York City roach with immortality to match and he just keeps getting more powerful and more manic-pixie-dream-girled so vampiric society gives up on trying to squash that gay bug and instead puts him in a jar to observe in captivity because the bug is easily the most thing to happen to their society in centuries. he’s like the sliced bread of vampires they’re like what did we even DO before lestat???????? and none of them can even answer because the worlds two oldest living vampires are ALSO obsessed with him. I’d tell them to get well soon but it’s just unrealistic at this point
watching the mr & mrs smith show and all of sudden fucking paul dano shows up looking deliciously gorgeous flirting with jane for the entirety of his 2 minutes of screentime and when i go check his character's name it is "hot neighbor". istg that was the realest most accurate thing i've ever seen i love you paul dano please give me a chance