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joey-wheeler-official · 9 months ago
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hopiufame · 5 months ago
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You know Mona would also be great on House Hunters
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thedailycourtney · 3 days ago
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I realize there is some strategic editing, and that personality differences are played up, but there’s nothing like House Hunters to demonstrate how some people should never have gotten married.
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rasdhar · a month ago
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I'm hatewatching HGTV because I had a minor surgery and I'm stuck in bed and why not make the pain worse. So far we've had:
- The couple that want to share a 450 sq.ft. tiny house with their fifteen year old son, who will now sleep in an open loft with no sound insulation or privacy. Enjoy falling asleep to the sounds of furtive adolescent masturbation until he goes to college.
- The woman with three small sons and one almost adult stepdaughter, whose first words to the camera were, "My husband and I have been living in this house since *before* we had any children", and then correcting herself to mean "children together" while her stepdaughter looked into the camera with dead eyes (the stepdaughter got a bedroom in the basement of the new house, and when asked her views, said "I'm going to college pretty soon" and we all felt her relief)
- Atleast five different families who expressed concern that their tiny house was, in fact, tiny
- A couple looking to buy a houseboat whose major concern was that the house boat 'rocked' and 'didn't have any yard space' (The realtor recommended getting a kayak instead)
I can't believe these people are real. These shows are astonishingly sad.
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cocaineappartment · a year ago
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14 Monroe Street #SF
2,212 ft² | $48 per ft²
6 rooms | 4 beds | 4 baths
$8,995/mo
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penicillium-pusher · 8 months ago
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Mom on HGTV wanting to buy a tiny home: I need something I can tow around with my Ford Focus and I love big parties so I want enough space to entertain and also I have seven children and they all need their own rooms. My budget is $12.
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fleabagfeminist · a month ago
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Port Townsend, WA ‐ $1,500,000
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sakusbo · 5 months ago
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house hunters international be like
*the ugliest house you’ve ever seen* *shitty bathroom with tile absolutely everywhere* omg this has so much character and vintage charm
*beautiful apartment with a balcony* *at the city center like the person asked* this doesn’t have a backyard in the middle of a european village i’m going to kill myself and it’ll be your fault
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phantasieandmirare · 3 months ago
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I want to watch a House Hunters-esque series with some normal people please cause I just want to watch the realtor trip all over themselves apologizing for completely normal house 'flaws' while the people are just like 'Bro it's a house that I can barely afford in this economy and you're apologizing cause it doesn't have an open floor plan and the backyard isn't the size of a football field? A house is a house is a house and I'm fresh out of college and sharing this place with five other people, where do I sign'
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cocaineappartment · a year ago
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51 Jay Street #1D
2,251 ft² | $61 per ft²
6 rooms | 4 beds | 3 baths
$11,500/mo
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yadivagirl · 27 days ago
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House Hunters has a couple searching for a house and the woman is a trans woman and I am so impressed.
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