#house quotes

[oldmanffucker]

#im sorry these screenshots are SO bad. i hate taking screenshots on PC how do you make taking screenshots less horribly clunky on this thing #house md spoilers #someone should write a fic where wilson goes...well yeah #or link me if that already exists pls #house #text post #house md #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #my post #wilson #house quotes

[pancakey-haley]

Ok... take two.... I buggered up the first one 🫠😂

#one piece #one piece fanart #trafalgar d water law #trafalgar law #house quotes #trafalgar law fanart

[slyterinthings]

Slytherin: Can someone recommend some good elevator music, I need something to play in my head to keep the creeping insanity at bay.

#slytherin #harry potter #hp fandom #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes #shit slytherins say #hogwarts incorrect quotes #Slytherin incorrect quotes #draco malfoy #regulus black #hogwart #incorrect hogwarts quotes #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes #the noble house of black #hogwarts houses #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #hogwarts #hogwartshousefriends #house quotes

[occams-hatchet]

S1 E1 "Pilot"

Cuddy: “I was expecting you in my office 20 minutes ago!” House: “That’s odd, because I had no intention of being in your office 20 minutes ago.” | House: “As the philosopher Jagger once said; ‘you can’t always get what you want.’” | Patient: Is he a good man? Wilson: He’s a good… doctor. 

#house #house md #gregory house #quotes #house quotes

[hallowed-apocalypse]

Foreman: He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI.

House: Yeah, probably got restless and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.

#house #house md #house quotes

[lis4cuddy]

obsessed with cuddy cuddling up while looking after house

#actually i lied i'm obsessed with huddy #house #house md #housemd #gregory house #lisa cuddy #huddy #house quotes #4x15 #4x16

[therodentqueen]

House: We haven't met. I'm Doctor House. Inspector: Yes, I've heard your name before. House: Most people have. It's also a noun.

#house md #house quotes

[ineffablejaymee]

*after rex saw cody and obiwan kissing*

Cody: its no big deal. i was feeling vulnerable, hes a friend and i leaned on him

Rex: its funny, ive leaned on friends before in the past

Rex: never leaned so far my tongue fell into their mouths

#incorrect quotes #rex is lying btw #interpret it however u want but hes lying #star wars #clone wars #obiwan kenobi #star wars clone wars #commander cody #codywan #captain rex #house quotes

[that-bitch-kat3]

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

#marauders #marauders era #sirius black #remus lupin #the marauders #wolfstar #the marauders era #harry potter #mwpp era #walburga black #remus john lupin #the noble house of black #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #dead gay wizards #young marauders #atyd #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #atyd fandom #mwpp #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders fandom #the marauders fandom #jegulus #sirius x remus #remus x sirius #harry potter marauders #hp #harry potter marauders era

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Wyll: Oh come on. I’m not that good-looking.

Gale: Yeah, you are.

Karlach: You kind of are.

#source: house #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 wyll #wyll ravengard #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 karlach #karlach cliffgate

[oldmanffucker]

Wilson’s face when house says “you can’t keep letting other people define you” and he just bought a piece of furniture only his boy best friend can use because the answer to finding Wilson is House. Saddest wettest puppy.

#the organ #house #house md #gregory house #james wilson #house quotes #hilson #Wilson

[myfakeplasticlove13]

You know I didn’t want to, have to haunt you, but what a ghostly scene

#words #poetry compilation #quotes #web weaving #on love #poetry #webweaving #on devotion #poem #web weave #on lovers #on longing #on grief #on loss #on ghosts #on haunting #on hauntology #the haunting of hill house #the haunting of bly manor #a ghost story #taylor swift #wuthering heights #emily bronte #cigarettes after sex #on missing someone #i miss you #so much

[slyterinthings]

Hufflepuff: *accidentally sets the house on fire* : Oops :3

Slytherin: *visibly in love*: fucker.

#slytherin #harry potter #hp fandom #harry potter incorrect quotes #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #griffindor #incorrect slytherin quotes #shit slytherins say #hogwarts incorrect quotes #slytherins #slytherpuff #draco lucius malfoy #draco malfoy #the noble house of black #hogwart #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #hogwarts houses #house quotes #hogwarts #hogwartshousefriends #incorrect hogwarts quotes #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes #harry potter fandom

[lis4cuddy]

house: i know how to kill a man with my thumb

cuddy: who doesn’t?

LISA CUDDY THE WOMAN YOU ARE

#house #housemd #gregory house #lisa cuddy #huddy #house quotes #house md #4x06

[lilyofthevalleyys]

Sirius at an award show: First of all, I would like to thank Regulus, my brother, for telling me I wasn’t going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech. From the bottom of my heart, most sincerely, fuck you Reg.

#marauders era #dead gay wizards #regulus black #sirius black #black brothers #marauders incorrect quotes #ancient and most noble house of black

[glossglamour]

i know i just posted this like a week ago But. now im posting it again. this time with a picture !

#Sry for such horrible quality #it took me ages to find a fitting image #gg.txt #house md #hatecrimes md #gregory house #thirteen #remy thirteen hadley #incorrect quotes #muted