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relatablegirlcomic · 14 days
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knithacker · 9 months
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Knitted Pot Holder Patterns Inspired By Modern Art: Klee, Mondrian, Malevich! 👉 https://buff.ly/3jNFCCV
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pret-a-metatron · 4 months
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*The Jester hands him a bottle of "Red Juice"* "Enjoy"
T̶͕̈͢ḣ̵̸͕͎̀̆̈́ė̴̢̡͔̰̜̫̬͍̫̱̮͍̖̯̼ͣ̓ͯͯ̒̇͛̊̎͊́̑ͪͧͯ͛͂ͮ̀͘̕͟͢͠ b͙͍̠̠͑̊̽ͧ͛̚l̵̡̧̯̻̘͉͖͈̏̋̀ͮ̈̈́͒̓̓͢͟͝ǫ̴̵̸̨͎̝͕̞̤̙̬͉̤͕̮͓̍̔̔̓̂̆ͣ̎̔̌̂̽́͗̉̾͂͌̽̓̕̚̕̚͡o̸̧̝̩̘̦͊͊̃ͦ́̇̍ͥ̕͘͢͞d o̐f̶̢̝̩̼̖̈̍͛ͩ͘ y͞o̡̨͖͍̬̰͖̘͙̳͍͑̃ͥ̎́ͮ͝ư̸͇̟̜̜̦̘͚̣̻̣̣̪͔̹͍̮̪͗̂ͬͮ͋ͦ́̓͊̈́̋̊̄ͬ͑͌̚͟͟͝͝ͅr̨͓̗͋͆̈̄ͪ̏ͤ͐͘ͅ_ en̵͉͗͛eͩm̧̭͖͚ͪ͗͟͝y̛̳̹̺̖̻̜͇͍̫̮̝̱͉̘̪̪͒͐͒̾̀̽͋̅ͫͮͬͧ̈́ͤ͌̎̐̈́͜͝͝͞͞͠ͅ_̸s̶̟̱̠͙̺͚̮̮͍̦͋ͪ͌ͧͯ̈̓ͧ̈̀̐͛͢͟͟
Thank you @thevoidjester . Let me slip into something more comfortable to drink this.
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maturemenoftvandfilms · 3 months
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Baskets (TV Series) S4/E7 ‘Housewarming’ (2019) - Peter Jason
I’d SO do Peter Jason and got a feeling he’d be up for the opportunity.
On the side note: Is it weird that I’d do Louie Anderson dressed like that because I feel weird watching this.
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barefoot-a-pregnant · 5 months
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I know - and was given after a move - salt and bread. So that your household never stay hungry and you always have plenty of all you need. And you? Traditional gifts you give for someone who moves?
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hotchnerobsessed · 2 years
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Housewarming - Part 1
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Fem!Reader x Hotch | The team is coming over for yours and Aaron’s housewarming/engagement party, but things get heated between you two while you’re trying to prep your addition to the meal.
Warnings: 🥵 Smut [Unprotected sex (please be safe everyone!), dirty talk]
Word Count: 2331
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*allusions to smut directly under cut*
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Leaning over the kitchen sink, you opened the window to let the fresh air fill the room. Breathing in deep, you could smell the flowers in the window planter you and Aaron had just put up together. You’d bought a house and moved in together a little over 2 months ago, and the excitement of making the space your own hadn’t worn off yet.
In fact, it was your first night together in your new home, entangled in the sheets after a passionate evening of “breaking in the new mattress”, that Aaron had proposed. It wasn’t a huge proposal in front of all your friends and family, and you were grateful for that. Both of you weren’t big on sharing many intimate details or moments of your relationship; you loved moments of vulnerability like that to be kept between the two of you. You had of course said yes, quite enthusiastically, as round two..or was it three..of the night followed shortly after.
The next couple months included many stops to different furniture stores, looking for the perfect things to tie the space together and truly make it feel like home. Things were finally starting to come together, and that’s what lead to tonight. The team had bought a round of drinks in celebration of you and Hotch at an evening out when you told them all the exciting news. But you both wanted to have everyone over to your new home, so you could celebrate properly.
Jack was at the park with JJ, Will and Henry for the afternoon so you and Aaron could get everything organized, and you were thankful to JJ for her kindness. So it was just you and him at home, as you prepared for your guests. You finished putting away the last of the groceries while Aaron showered, and you were now beginning to put together the few appetizers you’d planned for the potluck.
Aaron had walked into the room right as you’d leaned over the sink. He couldn’t keep his eyes from trailing across your shoulders, down the curve of your back, to where your dress hugged your hips just right.
“Well don’t you just look divine,” his voice was low and sultry, and you immediately felt shivers down your spine.
Turning to face him, you smiled flirtatiously, “why thank you, Mr. Hotchner.”
“New dress, Mrs. Hotchner?”
Hearing him refer to you with his last name still made the butterflies in your stomach come to life, but you teased, “It is. But you know, we’re not married quite yet..” You had to bite your lip to keep yourself from smiling too wide.
He made his way across the kitchen and was now standing mere inches away from you, his hand coming up to rest on the side of your face. As he gently ran his thumb across your cheek, his voice was low as he responded, “Oh, I am painfully aware of that fact. If it were up to me I would have married you the day I met you.”
Your mouth dropped open, and you’d hardly had a chance to breathe in again before his lips captured yours. Wrapping your arms around his waist, you pulled him close as he deepened the kiss, his hand finding its way into your hair. His other hand was now on your hip, pulling your body closer to his, before wandering around your side and resting on your lower back.
Moaning against his lips, you pulled back and stared into his eyes longingly. A mischievous grin pulled at one corner of his mouth as he slowly lowered his hand that was on your back, an inch at a time, before he was cupping your behind in his large hand. Giving you a playful squeeze, you closed your eyes momentarily, wanting nothing more than to give into the feeling beginning to bubble up inside you.
Looking back up at him again, you brought one of your hands around to the front of his body, placing your palm against his chest. Patting your hand against his shirt a couple times, you spoke regretfully, “don’t get any ideas mister, we don’t have time for that right now.”
His shoulders slumped, and he sighed heavily before nodding in response, “okay, alright.. What can I help with?”
Smiling at him once more, you pecked his lips before pointing towards the fridge, “we need to get the meatballs cooking first. I already got them ready last night, just need to be tossed in the oven.”
Turning around, he made his way around the kitchen island to the fridge, before pulling out a dish that had a bunch of bite-size meatballs in it. Bringing it over to you, he took the plastic wrap off the dish and reached for two baking trays, laying them all out. While he was doing all that, you had begun cutting up fresh vegetables for your pasta salad; the dressing was an old family recipe and it was always a hit any time you made it.
Once all the vegetables were cut up, you needed the glass bowl that you always served your pasta salad in. It had been placed in a top cupboard with all your other “when we have guests” dishes, and you knew you were going to have trouble getting it down; Aaron was the one who had to put everything up there in the first place.
Looking over at him, he was just putting the two baking trays full of meatballs into the oven, so you figured you would give it a solid effort before asking for help.
As you stood in front of the counter, you stood on your tiptoes and laid a hand flat on the counter to keep your balance. Reaching as far as you could with your other hand, you knew there was just no way you would be able to reach it. Feeling the inevitable defeat, you were just about to turn around and call his name when you heard his voice behind you, “does my girl need some help?”
Sighing, you admitted, “I just wish I was even the slightest bit taller. Everything would be so much easier.”
You heard him laugh softly behind you, and just as you were about to step out of the way for him, you felt his hand on your hip. Squeezing gently, keeping you right where you were, he leaned his tall frame over yours and effortlessly grabbed hold of the glass bowl with his free hand.
Your breath caught in your chest at the familiar feeling of his body consuming yours from behind. You didn’t want to admit it to him, that you did in fact have time, if you were quick, but the way you felt right now was making it hard to deny any longer. On top of it all, the scent of his aftershave filled your lungs and made you weak in the knees.
Placing the bowl in front of you, he pushed it towards the back of the counter so it wouldn’t get knocked over. In no time at all, his hand joined the other, grasping both of your hips, his strong fingers pressing into your skin.
“Aaron..” you groaned, “everyone is supposed to be here in an hour..”
“We have time..” he squeezed your hips, “I’ll help,” he stepped even closer, and you could tell he was already hard. “You just tell me what to do..” he pulled all of your hair to one side, “..and I’ll do it.” He whispered those last four words in your ear before placing sloppy kisses against your neck.
You knew he meant it, about helping prep the food; after all, that’s why he’d joined you in the kitchen in the first place. But his words had a completely different meaning on top of that. He wanted you to tell him that you wanted this, right now, as much as he did. And he wanted you to tell him how you wanted it.
Tilting your head to the side, you gave him easier access to your neck. Bringing your hand up, you caressed his cheek, before running your fingers through his hair. You groaned again, “Aaron.. We can’t right now..”
Nibbling on your ear, he whispered again, “then ask me to stop.”
“Fuck..” you were breathless now, “I don’t want you to stop.”
Smiling against your neck, he kissed your warm skin with even more passion this time. The feeling had your walls throbbing in no time. “Just no marks.. on my neck..” you breathed out heavily, “please, Aaron. Everyone will know.”
Responding wordlessly at first, he slowed his passionate assault on your neck, before trailing soft kisses along the side of your face. Bringing his hand up to cup your jaw, he turned your head to the side, crashing his lips into yours. “I don’t care if everyone knows.” His words were so direct, and even though you knew it was a lie, it gave you that final push you needed to say “fuck it” to the meal prepping for a few minutes.
In no time at all, you had your hands behind you, gripping his hips and pulling him as close as humanly possible. As you pushed you hips back against his, you started grinding into him, making him moan against your neck. Not wanting to leave marks on your neck as you had asked, he pulled the strap of your dress to the side, placing sloppy kisses along the top of your shoulder.
Letting go of his hips, you brought your hands to your sides and began tugging at the material of your dress, pulling it up around your waist. The chill of the counter against your thighs made you shiver, but you didn’t care. “Just fuck me right here, like this.”
In no time at all, he had his belt undone and the zipper on his jeans pulled down. Helping him along the way, you tugged at the waistband of his boxers, as he wrapped his hand around his length. Reaching between your legs, you simply pulled your underwear to the side, as he lined himself up with your entrance. Rubbing his tip back and forth a couple times, he coated his length in your wetness before finally pushing his length inside you. One good thrust was all it took, and he was fully sheathed between your walls.
Dropping your head forward, you exhaled deep at the feeling, your entire body felt like it was on fire. “OH SHIT.. Aaron, you’re so deep.”
Smiling wide, he gripped your hips tight, before pulling his length out of you and slamming back into you hard. The desperation in both of you was evident as he finally fell into a rhythm, and you showed no signs of wanting him to slow down. Wrapping his arms around your body and holding you close, he continued relentlessly, splitting you open from behind. Your hands were flat on the counter in front of you as you tried your best to keep yourself steady.
As your breathing became more and more uneven, you tipped your head back and rested it against his shoulder, allowing access to your neck once more. In no time at all, his lips were attached to your warm skin. You had to give him credit though, even in the heat of the moment, he was doing his best not to leave marks. He kept his kisses soft and tender; a stark contrast to how hard he was currently fucking you.
Wanting to hold him as close as possible, you wrapped your arms around your own body as well. With a hand on top of one of his, you encouraged him to cup one of your breasts, and he enthusiastically took the hint. Massaging your soft skin through your dress, while his other arm was still wrapped firmly around your waist.
“You’re not wearing a bra..” This fact only turned him on more.
“This dress.. it doesn’t.. need one..” your voice was uneven as you felt your body nearing the edge, your walls clenching more firmly around his length.
“Fuck.. you feel so good, sweetheart..” he moaned breathlessly between thrusts, “I don’t know how much longer I’ll last.”
Breathing in deep, you replied equally as breathless, “I’m close, Aaron. Don’t stop.”
He didn’t need to be asked twice, as he kept up with the hard and deep thrusts into your heat. It wasn’t long before you felt your body reach the tipping point, as your walls began to throb, and you felt the tension in your core finally give way. As pleasure washed over you, Aaron didn’t stop, allowing you to ride out your orgasm as long as possible.
A couple seconds later, you felt him swiftly pull his length out of you. Taking a step back, he used a hand to push your dress farther up your back, before stroking himself a few times and spilling his warm cum on your lower back. The sounds that left his mouth at the feeling made chills run through your body.
Resting your bodyweight on the counter, you folded your arms in front of you and rested your cheek against them. As both of your breathing slowly returned to normal, he broke the silence, “stay there sweetheart, I’ll get you cleaned up.”
You smiled softly to yourself, the love you felt for him completely overwhelming your senses.
In no time at all, he was back behind you with a warm washcloth. He guided the warmth along the inside of your thighs, and gently dragged the fabric along your sensitive core, before cleaning his release off of your back. Placing a soft kiss between your shoulder blades, he whispered through a soft smirk,  “I love you.. Mrs. Hotchner.”
Standing up straight, you turned to face him, placing a loving hand against his cheek. He leaned into your touch, as you stood on your tiptoes once more, kissing his lips tenderly. “I love you, too. Mr. Hotchner.”
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sew-much-to-do · 4 months
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DIY Emergency Candle Holder
This emergency candle holder kit is made in a mason jar for easy access to a light source when the power goes out in your home.
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sovietpostcards · 1 year
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Housewarming card feat. Buratino by A. Veksler (1967)
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airlocksandaviaries · 8 months
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My mom, helping me and my roommates move into a new place: I want the cake to say “happy home!”
The cake decorator, who probably knew exactly what they were doing:
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Anyway. Happy homo y’all
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relatablegirlcomic · 26 days
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knithacker · 11 months
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Crochet a Super Snazzy Sheep Planter … So Cute And Just Right For That Fun Maker Style Decor! 👉 https://buff.ly/2STVh85 🐑
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pret-a-metatron · 4 months
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Eddie and I have moved our stuff in, but we didn't realize just how many things we don't have. We ate cereal for dinner standing next to the sink last night. We plugged up the sink and just poured a gallon of milk in there and went to town. But Dad fed me pretty much constantly so a hot meal would be really nice. That's all to say that we are having a house warming. Any family or customers can come by and give us stuff see us. Also, Kate burned up all the coffee making supplies with a fireball so barring some miracle we can't run the cafe today. I don't know what to tell you.
@e-w-w-morningstar @the-metatron @kleenexwoman get the word out!
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excitementshewrote · 2 years
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logicgunn · 1 year
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domaystic: 01 housewarming
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Written for @domaystic!
“What is it?” asks Rodney, holding the flowerpot at arm's length for fear of spontaneous animation.
“It’s an Earth-Athos cactus hybrid,” replies Katie, “the first one to reach maturity. See the bulbous protrusions?”
Rodney casts a quick glance at the two round, spiky swellings at the base of the obscenely phallic plant and cringes. He’s saved from putting his foot in his mouth by John, who plucks the cactus out of his hands and thanks Katie sincerely, pricking himself as he places it on their new entryway table.
“Prickly,” says John, sucking his thumb and grinning happily. “Just like Rodney.
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hotchnerobsessed · 2 years
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Housewarming - Part 2
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Fem!Reader x Hotch | When people start showing up to your house, JJ pulls you aside to save you from any unwanted teasing from the rest of the team.
Warnings: 🤭+😜 Fluffy post-intimacy with Hotch (allusions to smut but nothing descriptive)
Word Count: 1502
This is just a blurb to follow up Part 1 because I had this idea for the perfect ending that I wish I’d thought of earlier 😂 (It ended up being a little longer than I intended so I don’t know if it’s still considered a blurb..whoops!)
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Smoothing out your dress, you giggled as Aaron wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you into his chest. Sliding your hands along the front of his shirt, you wrapped your arms around his neck and looked up at him, unable to contain the smile that spread across your face. As his hands slowly slid further down your back, you raised an eyebrow at him.
Smirking, he admitted, “I can’t keep my hands off you.”
“Aaron, we literally JUST..”
“Oh I know,” he stopped you mid-sentence, “and I’d do it again if we had time.”
You could feel heat rising in your cheeks once more, because the truth was, you would love nothing more than round two. Instead, you rolled your eyes and teased, “you’re insatiable.”
Laughing softly, he leaned down to kiss you tenderly and whisper against your lips, “only for you” before pulling back and winking.
The deep exhale that left your lips made that beautiful smile of his flash across his face, and you felt the butterflies in your stomach come to life. Just as you felt the tension beginning to build again, both of you imagining calling off the party just to spend more time together, you were snapped out of your daydream by the sound of the timer on the oven.
“Duty calls,” you said through a giggle, fully aware of just how close you both were, at the very least, to a heavy make-out session.
He reluctantly loosened his grip on your waist, but his eyes lingered on you as you made your way across the kitchen. It was the small things, like making a few items for a potluck, or waking up with your hair mess, or watering the flowers in your front yard, or doing arts and crafts with Jack, that had him falling for you over and over and over again.
It took him a moment to get his head back onto the task at hand, as the overwhelming love he felt for you finally settled deep in his chest.
As the two of you finished the preparations for the party, setting out the meatballs, and the pasta salad in that glass dish that started it all, you gave one final look around the space. Aaron by your side, his arm resting comfortably around your waist, both of you took in all the work you’d done. You hadn’t gone all out, but there were a few decorations, and flowers set up around the kitchen, dining area, and family room. You’d also set up a backdrop with some joke props and a Polaroid camera so you could take some silly photos to remember your special day.
Squeezing your hip lovingly, Aaron kissed the side of your head before speaking, “it looks amazing. You did great, sweetheart.”
Smiling up at him, you stood on your tiptoes and captured his lips with yours, before thanking him for all his help. “I couldn’t have done it without you,” your eyes smiled as you spoke, “that’s why we make such a great team.”
Leaning down, he placed a tender kiss to your lips, “I couldn’t agree more.”
Just then, you heard a vehicle pulling into the driveway, and you felt excitement rise in your chest. “They’re back!”
Letting go of your waist, he smiled as you excitedly made your way across the front entrance to the door. Pulling it open, you were greeted with Jack running up the front walkway and into your arms as you crouched down. “Did you have fun at the park with Henry?”
“I did!! We saw a puppy, and we had to ask nicely, but the lady said we could pet him. He was SO SOFT. Mommy, Daddy, I want a puppy.”
You looked back at Aaron, who had slowly sauntered behind you, and gave him a cheeky grin; you’d talked about it before, but hadn’t got far in the conversation. Maybe now it was time to re-visit it.
“A puppy would be fun, wouldn’t it buddy?”
All he could do was nod enthusiastically, looking back and forth between you and Aaron.
“Come give me a hug, little man,” Aaron said, clearly trying to change the subject, as he crouched down and reached his arms out to Jack.
As father and son got caught up about their other park activities, you stood up to greet JJ and Will. Giving Will a quick hug, you welcomed him to your home, and thanked him for helping look after Jack. “Any time! We love that little guy.” Smiling softly at his words, you glanced over at JJ before she wrapped you in a big hug, as Will shut the door behind them.
As JJ began to pull away from the hug, she motioned with her head for you to follow her. Slightly confused, you gave Aaron a quick glance. He raised an eyebrow, clearly wondering what you two were off to talk about in secret. Shrugging softly, you finally turned away from him and followed her lead around the corner, taking a couple steps down the hallway.
“JJ, what..” you began to ask, but you trailed off as you noticed her eyes flickering between you, and down at your neck.
Giggling softly, she suggested, “might want to grab your makeup bag and cover that bad boy up.”
Reaching your hand up, you pressed on the area she had been glancing at and immediately felt the tender spot on the side of your neck. As your eyes grew wide and your face flushed, you couldn’t help the embarrassed laugh that escaped your lips. JJ laughed right along with you, and you were sure Aaron would be even more curious about what you were taking about as the sound of your laughter trailed down the hallway.
Taking a step past her and towards the bathroom, she followed behind you. As you flipped on the bathroom light and began searching through your collection of makeup products, JJ leaned against the doorframe, a knowing smile on her face.
Dabbing some concealer on the tip of your finger, you gently patted it into place. As the redness slowly disappeared, you thanked her as you glanced at her reflection in the mirror.
“Just tell me which couch to avoid,” she teased.
You couldn’t help but laugh again, as you leaned on your outstretched arms on the counter in front of you and dropped your head, shaking it lightly. Looking back over at her, you smiled softly as she reached her arms out to you. Stepping into her embrace, you pulled her tight and thanked her again.
“No problem. I’m so happy for you two. I couldn’t imagine a person who compliments Hotch better than you.” Pulling back from her hug slightly, you smiled, pure joy washing over you. “And Will was right earlier, we really do love that little guy. So does Henry. We’re happy to look after him any time you and Hotch need some.. alone time..” She winked at you and you laughed again.
“Well, same goes for you and Will. You just say the word and I’d be more than happy to take the kiddos for the day,” you offered, and she smiled back at you.
Motioning with her head once more, you followed her back down the hallway to the family room. In no time at all, Aaron’s eyes were glued to yours, and all you could do was bite your lip to stop the smile from spreading too far across your face.
As you stepped beside him, he wrapped his arm around your shoulders, pulling you into his side. You spoke quietly, your eyes trained on Jack and Henry playing with some of Jack’s new toys on the floor, “It’s a good thing you said you didn’t care if people knew, because she knew.”
Snapping his head down to look at you, you could tell he was fighting to keep the surprised look off his face. “How?”
“Let’s just a say a little bird.. a little, red bird, on the side of my neck, gave us away.”
The same bashful smile you’d tried to hide mere seconds earlier, he was now trying to suppress on his own face. His way of hiding it was against the top of your head, and as the smile finally faded, he kissed you lovingly. “I’m sorry,” he whispered against your hair.
“It’s okay. But I told her we’d watch the kids next time her and Will wanted some time to themselves,” you admitted, “it only seemed fair.” Looking up at him, you both smiled as he nodded his head in agreement, and placed a gentle kiss to your lips.
Just as he did, the boys had looked up at you to get your attention and show you what they’d been playing with. A collective, “Ewww!! Gross!!” echoed through the room as the two of them covered their eyes and looked away. All you and Aaron could do was look at each other and smirk, before full-belly laughs erupted throughout the room.
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