#housewife material

[popillia]

#another one #Adoring Fan #Starfield #also gonna do thr Oblivion version cause hes also perfect #best character #housewife material #lil fella

[0zzi-b2ar]

BICKER

#madness combat #madness combat fanart #madcom #ozzi's art #hank j. wimbleton #hank j wimbleton #2bdamned #2bhank #housewife material #only bicker becasue he secretly cares

[prettylittlemockingbirdsblog]

When no one has my back I know my paper-shredder is there for me

#eat them little girl #eat them all #satisfying destruction #yes #I am this level of messy #housewife material

[goddess-rachellll]

Idk why everything has to be so expensive. I'm meant to be a housewife. I wanna be at home cleaning, cooking, and spoiling my man but noooook I gotta wOrK tO LiVe🙄

#not fair #housewife material #goddess #let me take care of you #love #text post #work sucks i know

[imthefailedartist]

Classic Meatloaf

First time adding mushrooms. It was either a good or pointless decision. Next time I'll sautee them first, see if that enhances flavor. I couldn't taste them or tell they were inside.

Dice bell pepper, onion, mushrooms, and garlic (or mince). Ritz (crush) or breadcrumbs, egg, salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, parsley, whatever. Also, in the meat, a nice squirt of ketchup, mustard, &/or barbecue sauce, Worcestershire sauce(splash).

I thought I had way too much filling for one pound of meat, I thought it wasn't going to be enough, but I had just enough.

Tonight, I was gonna make pasta. But I don't want to share my pappardelle noodles. Also, I've been in the mood to make pizza, but nobody else wants any, but I'll be doing it Friday, regardless.

#meatloaf #housewife material #home cooking #recipes #food #comfort food #meat and potatoes

[coachbeards]

I AM NOT SAYING JANE WAS AT ALL RIGHT but if i saw my boyfriend hanging out w his boy best friend looking like a housewife…I’d have some concerns lmao

#When you explicitly tell your boyfriend you don’t trust him and his bff and then he does this #like it is so funny to me how much beard does Not seem to care abt repercussions #Ted lasso #coach beard #beard after being broken up w again bc he keeps going over to Ted’s flat even tho jane keeps telling him not to #she finds out he as a spare set of keys and beard is thrown out of her house #Also I’m joking i hate jane and i prayed for her downfall #Step dad and housewife material???

[dragonknightcal]

LU/LOZ Headcanon for Flora! (Botw/totk zelda)

No totk spoilers, don't worry

Flora is absolutely useless when it comes to domestic life, and I love her for that. Sure she can make food, but that's about it. Even then she's monitored to make sure she dosen't experiment with the recipe. She's a brilliant researcher and scientist, but she's awful when it comes to chores or domestic activities. 

She does try, but her brilliant and fast paced brain often gets in the way. Chores turn into experiments to see how efficiency can be improved, often at the sacrifice of actually cleaning. Any hobby or relaxed activity instantly becomes a point of study, even though she herself is terrible at it. She closely observes Link when he mends clothing, repairs the house, gardens,  and cares for the horses. 

Link(wild) doesn't mind at all, he's just happy she's with him and also not pricking herself with the needles again. 

#flora is not housewife material #dont worry #wild can work with that #zelink headcanons #linked universe #lu #lu headcanons #loz #botw zelda #botw zelink

[popillia]

#old doodle #Adoring Fan #oblivion #elder scrolls #he's so housewife material #i find him cute 😤

[usual-obsession]

We all agree Rin uses his tail to help cook, right? Yes? good, glad we’re all in agreement

#he stir pot with tail #real question tho is if the tuft needs a hair net or not #housewife material (affectionate) #rin okumura #blue exorcist #ao no exorcist

[ur-dad-satan]

I'm such boyfriend material y'all don't even know. I can cook, I can clean, I can sit and look pretty, I can do a lot more things that I'm not saying on main. I'll plan dates, I'll steal your clothes, I'll let you steal mine. Like what more can you ask for?! My love languages are physical touch and quality time. I'm easy to please; just give me food and cuddles. Not to mention that I'll hype you the fuck up and reassure you whenever you need it! The love and the care and the kindness and all that is already here!! Ugh I'm such girlfriend material and y'all don't even know.

#shitpost #boyfriend material #girlfriend material #partner material #i can cook #i can clean #i wanna be a housewife #i wanna be a househusband #please

[feminine-desire]

#feminine beauty #the sacred feminine #the feminine urge #wife material #housewife #feminine hypnosis #Youtube

[val-and-vera]

Touching my hard working housewife while she scrubs the floor for me!

#lesbian #housewife #homemaker #cleaning #house cleaning #wife material #perfect wife #wife exhibition