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get you a man who can do both ratty weird musician guy and unbeatable sex god
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kaijuno · 6 months
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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
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handbagman · 1 year
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how do you draw wet hair
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castielfucks · 5 months
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i had to see it, so do you
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microwave-core · 8 months
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I think it'd be very funny if there was a Zelda game where Ganon isn't the big bad, but when you get to the Gerudo area there's a male Gerudo named Ganondorf there. He has zero relevance to the plot. Not any kind of twist where he becomes the villain in the end, or any kind of side quest. He's just there and that knowledge perpetually looms over your head menacingly.
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justshareefastuff · 2 months
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7 Reasons you might be procrastinating and how to solve them:
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kyriathanatos · 9 days
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hey, you guys wanna see something completely fucked up?
why the FUCK do these match so well. i didnt edit SHIT.
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alchemists-wife · 1 month
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aww Charlie took a souvenir for Vaggie even before her talk with Rosie about their relationships
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how sweet of her
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rue-bennett · 2 years
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luckthebard · 3 months
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I’m going to scream.
It’s been THREE. YEARS.
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outer-andromeda · 4 months
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What 5 hours of puppet rigging does to a man (that's me I'm the man)
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potatounicoorn · 5 days
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I think we as a society moved on way too fast from Lloyd canonically being a part of The lego movie events
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extrashortshorts · 7 months
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🗞️🗞️🗞️
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miscommunication based on real events
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thepenguisalive7 · 8 months
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Land duo shenanigans 😆
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tapakah0 · 8 months
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@somerandomdudelmao SENSEI I CAME TO KILL YA, look what @thegunnsara GODDESLY INKED AND COLORED (out of my silly sketch)
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fcthots · 7 months
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Jason Todd constantly flips you over during sex. He can’t decide if he wants you on your back (so he can watch your tits bounce and your face contort) or if he wants you on all fours because he loves that angle (& he gets to watch your back muscles contract as he lightly scratches around them, and also just loves watching your ass bounce against him).
He flips you over again and again and edges you each time. You’re on all fours and you’re so close and a whining mess but Jason stops, pulls out of you, and flips you. He says “i wanna watch your pretty face when you cum.” And he starts again at a brutal pace, leaning over you with his fingers mercilessly rolling your nipples. It’s not long until you’re close again, he can see it in your eyes, but he pulls out, stops again, and says, “sorry baby, it was better to pound you the other way.”
He does this over and over again for what feels like hours until you can’t support your own weight. You’re drunk on him and he knows it. He loves it. You can’t speak, but you’re so close and he watches it. He smiles and starts to tease you. “you like that? yeah? is my baby drunk on my cock? look at you, so pretty and good for me. you deserve to cum, don’t you? yeah.” His pace becomes even faster, which you didn’t think was possible, his hand is circling your cunt in the most heavenly way, and he’s smiling at all the noises you’re making. You’re leaving deep scratches in his back you know he’ll feel tomorrow and you’re sort of crying a little bit so he praises you, and you clench around him.
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