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glassesandswords · 2 years

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Ohmygoshhh why is Hanji so so good to be shipped with anyone?! 😩❤️❤️❤️

RIGHT??? You can ship Hange with anyone and have a really good ship in your hands???

Levihan? Excellent chemistry, opposites attract, great banter, immense angst, practically soulmates, made for each other kinda love, the 'wings of freedom' symbolism, the last of their kind and the only ones who could truly understand each other aah my heart

Mobuhan? Incredible loyalty, silent support, pure and selfless love, 'i've always got your back', 'i'd die for you', sleepless nights spent in yearning, also truckload of angst

Pikuhan? Also great chemistry, funny banter, grumpy/sunshine dynamic, very flirty and fruity oho, would work so well in a college AU omg

Eruhan? 'I know your burden', mature and respectful, soft and gentle, long time friends to secret lovers, ballrooms and fine wine in military uniforms, a very aesthetically pleasing ship

Onyahan? Science buds and kindred spirits, exploring the world together, dancing to jazz kinda vibes, very smooth talkers, on their best behaviour, so unique

Zekehan? FUCK YEAH the crackling rarepair, evenly matched intelligence, mind games, sleepless theory-nights running on caffeine, giggles and snorts, bad karaoke, reckless and wild, stupidest inside jokes, zero fucks given

#what did we do to deserve hange zoe #how are they so perfect #levihan #mobuhan #pikuhan #eruhan #onyahan #zekehan #hange zoe #aot #snk #asks #ships

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assassinslegacy · 9 months

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*my gay ass, vibrating for when HD cams of Oppenheimer come out so I can see Florence's tits again*

#ooc. //#HOW ARE THEY SO PERFECT

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nereb-and-dungalef · 8 months

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Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.

The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.

While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone

The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter

The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.

Eventually, one of the students pipes up:

"Well, the queen of England just died."

And without missing a beat, another student:

"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"

#genuinely i'm so glad this is how i learned the queen died #happy fucking (late) anniversary #felt i should share it it's just. perfect y'know #there is no queen of england

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noperopesaredope · 6 months

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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

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hansoeii · 9 months

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stuck in the rain.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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Happy Thistle Debut Day!

#dungeon meshi #Thistle #Old dungeon meshi fans remember the days when it was ambiguous what gender Thistle was.#Now we know Thistle uses he/him pronouns but in my heart Thistle is still non-binary. Clowngender elf with poor coping skills.#I hope the anime-only watchers know that this is a character to keep an eye on.#Love (in it's many forms) and desire (in it's many forms) is the main course of Dungeon Meshi and THIS silly jester?#My goodness. What a perfect encapsulation of how one can hurt other's so deeply in the name of love.#The actions we take to 'protect' other's is often the route to doing the most harm.#Love is letting go. Sometimes that means control and sometimes that means saying farewell forever to someone.

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egophiliac · 4 months

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I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #me just staring at the ceiling thinking about anime characters #if i start talking about the big stuff now it's going to turn into a huge rambling mess so in the meantime #i did not get sebek (yet) (i need to contemplate my gems...) but i did see his groovy #he is just full-on cinderella-sparkles bibbidi-bobbidi-booing into that armor! magnificent.#and i really don't have enough words for how much i love tiny malleus. he is perfect. he is precious. he is everything to me.#he knows who his dad is no matter what some crusty dead talking ectoplasm blobs say #(man no wonder lilia's got hangups if THAT was the general attitude he was getting)#('eww you got your dirty bat cooties on the prince' go sit in the corner with mrs. rosehearts you absolute garbage)#(...i did kind of love that lilia started to wake up because the senate said one nice thing to him)#(and he immediately was like 'this is not reality')#(sounds about right)#on a lighter note i was just. SO charmed by the little throwaway about ✨dragon lord consort esteemed diplomat revaan✨#who picks the vegetables out of his food and hides them under the tablecloth #everything i learn about this man makes me like him more. he was SO dumb.#now we know where malleus gets it from i guess #also unrelated but once again the fact that i named my mc tamago has had unintentional consequences #tamago take the tamago and tamago tamagao tamago #frikkin love that when yuu gives the egg back you can just be like 'i love him. this is my baby now.' 100% accurate.#also yuu continually referring to malleus as tsunotarou even to the senate = amazing. yuu really has NO self-preservation or awareness.#they fit right in with everyone else #<- see what did i tell you. huge rambling mess.#and i haven't even BEGUN to talk about MELEANOR -- (is dragged offstage by a hook)

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alaiostoudenfan · 5 days

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Oh god😭😭 laios from other peoples perspective is actually terrifying

#I love his ENG voice actor so much🤣#that laugh actually perfect #the shows is so silly u don’t realize how the things theyre doing looks from outsiders #Shuro is actually terrified #kabru is disgusted but intrigued at the same time #This scene was perfect #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #anime #kabru #shuro #laios #funny

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lgbtlunaverse · 23 days

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"Marcille hates all of Laios' freak traits but loves them in Falin" is honestly a really good joke but... you guys do know it's a joke right?

It's such a funny one I honestly find it impossible to get mad at even when people mistake it for an actual truth about the characters but JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR

THIS is how marcille reacts when Falin is predictably just as enthusiastic about eating monsters as her brother was.

That is not the face of a woman who thinks this trait is lovely and endearing as long as it's exhibited by the girl she loves. That is the face of a woman who is taking 7d8 psychic damage and yet knows deep in her heart she won't like Falin any less for it.

The way young Marcille reacts to Falin eating berries Marcille can't recognize but Falin knows are safe is pretty similar to how she reacts to eating monsters years later, albeit with more fear than disgust. The difference in her relationships with Laios and Falin isn't just that she's attracted to Falin, it's because the Touden siblings, while similar, are in fact different people. Not just genderswaps of each other.

Also, I think you all already know this, but just to say it: she doesn't actually hate Laios for any of his freak tendencies either. He's one of her best friends. She's just a lot quicker to be outwardly exasperated with him while she's quieter about it with Falin.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #laios touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi meta #again I cannot be mad at fanon jokes when they're actually funny #and also marcille absolutely DOES have different standards for the touden siblings #i'd argue the way she more easily argue with laios than falin is a) because falin is better at EXPLAINING her autistic swag #so after the initial freakout marcille can calm down. laios does NOT know how to do this #and b) because she DOES idealize falin. And so she takes this stuff in a 'well not even my beautiful angel darling can be perfect' way #though in the end their autistic swag is also a big part of what she appreciates in both of them #in different ways as i said but the oddities are part of why she's close with both of them!! that doesn't change the exasperation though!

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aq2003 · 1 month

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ten and martha in flatline, i hope everyone sees the vision [x]

#martha jones #tenth doctor #10th doctor #doctor who #dr who #10 era #my art #ten and martha #you do not understand how bonkers this concept makes me.#it's so perfect . literally #btw i am thinking abt doing thasmin 42 so i will start up a tag just in case this becomes a thing ->#d/c swaps

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spirkbitch · 8 months

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i love spock with cats just like everyone and i don’t know how much y’all know about cat body language but i felt this would be important to share

this cat is extremely happy (understandable), she’s slow blinking (sign that she’s content/comfortable) and even making biscuits a little bit (the way she clenched her paws like she’s kneading, another sign of comfort/that she trusts the person she’s with)

and i can’t find any other clips but you can tell the whole episode that the cat actor is just so excited to be there

anyways that wasn’t really important i just think it’s nice

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suiheisen · 7 months

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LOOK AT THESE ABSOLUTE UNITS AT OSAKA AQUARIUM… round…………

also… plotting jailbreaks between bouts of sleep…

#LET HIM OUT let him roam #look how smooshy they are….. perfect creatures #also. i spent 7000+ yen on a huge squishy yuki-chan plushie #the last time i was here was on a middle school trip and all i remember was a classmate throwing up yakisoba on the bus so #treat yourself i guess…#seals #autoplay warning

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strangertheories · 7 months

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I really despise the Marvelification of Stranger Things, because all the interviews nowadays are constantly referencing how fast paced and epic and big the finale will be but the reason people fell in love with the show wasn't special effects or long episodes; it was the plot, it was the characters, it was the mystery. Stranger Things 1 may have been a story about a government conspiracy and a monster, but that's not why we stuck around. The show can throw amazing CGI, Russians, a battle within the American army and an apocalypse at the audience with the biggest budget known to man but if they forget to ground it and keep it central, it'll just get lost amongst a plethora of other "epic" blockbusters. We want Steven King, not Avengers.

#i think s5 has a TON of potential to be great don't get me wrong #but they need to drive home the characters #make the final fight rooted in emotion not throwing hands at each other and screaming #s4 i think was getting there by exploring max's arc and the hawkins plotline was perfect #so don't take this as me saying s5 will be bad #but s1 and 2 are my favourites for a reason #im just getting nervous based on them constantly banging on about how big the finale will be #ALSO they need to put emphasis on the mystery around will and the ud being frozen #if they keep it central and focus on will and eleven i think they can pull it off #but i hope this makes sense #stranger things #byler #will byers #stranger things five #st5 #stranger things one #stranger things two

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junodoom · 2 months

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behold, my favorite part of scum villain (the AMOUNT of headcanons let me tell you)

#i love them so damn much #it’s not my fault #how can you not #look at them #they’re perfect #zhuzhi-lang #tianlang-jun #scum villain #scum villian self saving system #svsss #svsss fanart #i forgive them for everything btw

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pearl-kite · 3 months

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I made a pillow!

It took four months of non-stop cross-stitching, but I finally finished a pattern I bought from @8pxl a little bit ago, and tonight in a bizarre burst of productivity I finally sewed a back to it and stuffed it into a cute little pillow! It ended up being pretty much perfectly sized for a neck pillow, but I'm a bit worried about it getting dirty that way.

I highly recommend the patterns from 8xpl's shop, there are SO many gorgeous ones to choose from. I might end up getting another one soon o3o

#cross stitch #embroidery #fiber art #fiber crafts #cross stitching #xstitch #needlepoint #needlecraft #I went so long without drawing because I KNEW if I put this aside for anything I'd nver pick it up again #because that's how I usually am with cross stitch #but I finished it about a month ago and todday for some reason was just the day that I spontaneously finished the rest of thee project #I would have liked to do a nicer pillow #like with that piping kindd of stuff along the edge?#but if I actually waited to get some of that it'd never happen #so super basic straight lines around the edges flip insid out stuff an stitch down the opening #no zippeer #it will NOT be easy to clean so I need to be careful with it #but it is absolutely a perfect neck pillow on the back of my couch right now

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kiwicorgii · 2 months

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i finally started doctor who.. i get it now guys,, i am deep in the trenches with you , this show is insane-

#season 3 babeyyy #how did it take me SO LONG #it’s campy british time travel OFC ITS PERFECT FOR ME #my brain is going to explode for how much i am enjoying this show #but also simultaneously sobbing my eyes out #doctor who #david tennant #10th doctor #9th doctor #christopher eccleston #rose tyler #billie piper #doctor who fanart #doctor who art

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