#how dare you do this to me anon

[bakubunny]

Such an inappropriate page for a sweet little bunny. Hizashi and I are roped into the world’s most dreadful meeting, and I thought I should check over your blog, since I always see you typing away at your phone. Guess my surprise when I am met with nothing but pure filth. Is that what you want, little one? A trip to the park, a sweet picnic where I can show you off to everyone. A nice frilly dress that can hide my hand if it so happens to….slip. Just wanted to let you know I’m always watching kiddo.

-Yours, Shouta 🐇

yes please. ໒꒰ྀི ∩ ⸝⸝ ∩ ꒱ྀིა

i guess cute things aren’t always as innocent as they seem.

- bunny ♡

i hid my face and whimpered ffs

#this #this is a targeted attack ur honor #i don’t think u understand #what ur doing #how are u doing this 2 me #good grief #(pls don’t stop you’re welcome to come back any time) #i’ve reread this several times and i still can’t think enough to give a proper response #shota anon #bnha rp #mha rp #starr don’t you fucking dare lmao

[bisexual-horror-fan]

Omg Bexxx!!!! Been a fan for the longest time. Everything you write is just so hot! Ive been dying for an update on Through The Heart Is The Only Way.! My roomie showed me how to jailbreak ChatGPT and I fed it the whole fic and the little preview and the AI was able to finish the fic for me!! IT WAS SO GOOD!!! If you're still having trouble writing the next chapter you should def try using it to help you finish!! <3

Wow. Okay. So. Hi there Anon. 

I dunno where to even start with this. 

So you say you are a really big fan of mine, and have been for a while. So where were you when I reblogged this post? Talking in depth about people plugging fanfic into ChatGTP, and me wholeheartedly agreeing that it is fucked up. Oh! Or how about this time? Or this one? Orrr this one? This one too. I said in the tags of those posts if anyone does this to me I am going to riot, so get ready for a fucking riot. 

I have posted and reblogged several, SEVERAL TIMES, that I am not okay with and do not consent to this shit. I will repeat now, with my whole fucking chest, so the fucking nosebleed seats can hear me, like a goddamned theater kid trying to impress a broadway talent scout level of volume, straight up BELTING TO THE BACK ROW-

I AM NOT OKAY WITH AND DO NOT CONSENT TO MY WRITING, TO MY ART, BEING PUT INTO AI PROGRAMS! 

This is just, so far removed, I don’t know why you would think this is even remotely okay!

I write for the love of the game, for the sheer love of CREATION ITSELF! Do you understand how much my writing and love for it and the media these characters are in and those same characters themselves permeate my thoughts? My days? I pour so much care and thought and effort into my shit behind the scenes. Hours and hours of thought and parsing, re-watching, writing that you don’t see and I do it not because I am getting money, not for likes, or comments or followers but because I fucking LOVE it. The urge in me is literally uncontrollable to do this. I feel proud of what I do! Do you have the smallest conception of the time, effort, blood, sweat, hours of sleep lost to my craft and this hobby that gives me creative satisfaction? I do NOT want this discounted or tramped on or heaven forbid forgotten.

How about we really break this down so you understand it. Let’s do some math. 

Through The Heart Is The Only Way has not gotten an update innnn a little over two months, sixty four days to be exact. But. How much writing have I posted in that time since I last updated that fic, the last chapter of which was, if you remember, is twelve THOUSAND words? I have posted, in the past sixty four days, since that last update, thirty eight thousand words. 

Wow! That is a lot of words for slightly over two months! 

It is almost like I care so much about TTHITOW that I am purposefully taking my time with it, not rushing it and writing it when the inspo grabs me by the fucking ovaries and will not let go. I re-watched the entire movie franchise and the tv series for this fic, I have a doc with piles of ideas and character study, I have chapter ten plotted, outlined and had it started! But shit like this? 

It doesn’t make me want to write it Anon.

It is demoralising. 

I feel disrespected as fuck right now. 

I KNOW what I am doing with this fic, I KNOW where it is going, I have the ending already planned, we are about half way through this fic AT BEST! I have probably another over sixty thousand words in me to tell this story the way I want to but knowing me? Definitely more. The fact that you think the only reason this fic isn’t updated more frequently or isn’t done yet is through lack of thought, from not knowing where to go? Is insulting as fuck. Me taking my time with this fic doesn’t mean I don’t care, it doesn’t mean I am not obsessed with it or love it. Frankly, it means the opposite, me dragging this out is because I love it so fucking much and I want to do it right. 

I have a ton of love for lots of movies, lots of characters, I want to give them all attention, I want to follow my muse, I don’t want to FORCE myself to write something when the mood isn’t right. The readers deserve better but so DO I! This is my love, this is my hobby, I want to do it my fucking way, because I guaran-FUCKING-tee, that whatever the fuck ChatGTP pumped out for you is a weak, pale, pathetic, whisper of a God forsaken SHADOW of what I have planned to unleash for this fics ending. 

I know that a lot of people look down at sexual content which is what 99% of what I do is. Lots of people view it as base, lesser, shallow, no care or thought or heart. That is not the fucking case, certainly not for me. Sex has deep personal meaning to me dude, I CHOOSE, actively make the decision to write and do these fics in the fashion I do. I write these character explorations and studies centered around sex and sexuality and write them through that lens because that is what I want to do, that is what speaks to me, that is what is important to ME and what I want to contribute to the fandom space.

I am human. I write to an inhuman degree, (remember last week when I posted three fics, totaling over eight thousand words in one day? Crazy that still isn’t enough somehow and you felt the need to do this-) but I am still a fucking person. I am an artist, a writer, an author and I deserve the most basic respect of my supposed “FANS” patience and ability to WAIT. That is the barest minimum. I write so often, I give so much of myself to it but some days I just want to come home from work and watch a movie. I want to have a bath, I want to cook or bake or spend time with my husband and those times, those breaks, make my writing all the better. My writing, all writing that is worth a damn, is inspired and pulled from real life experiences, hence why AI writing sucks, there is no actual life experience or interpretation, no fucking soul. All it is capable of doing is vomiting back out what is put into it and the idea that my shit is in there, that you took my writing and it is contributing to that writhing mass of technological horror that is doing this to countless other artists and writers? It is genuinely fucking upsetting.

I am so unbelievably mad it is insane. 

This was so gross, never do this again, to me or anyone else. And if you ask what to do when you are having trouble waiting for a fic? How about you leave some detailed comments? Try to talk to the author? I bet that most would LOVE to be talked to and asked about their fics, they are the prime people who want to talk about this shit, they are writing the fucking fic, clearly have a lot of love for it and get it, and also if you talk to them about it and show interest it might kick start their inspo again which means you will get that real and authentic update from the artist themselves. Also. Re-read, just re-read or explore more new fic, like me for instance, I have, again posted over ONE MILLION WORDS IN THREE YEARS OF POSTING! I have so much backlog, go read some of that while you wait for the updates man fucksake. 

I don’t want to hear this is too harsh, I don’t want to hear this is too mean, I do not fucking give a singular goddamned shit at all. You fucked up here hard Anon, take a good look at yourself and do fucking better.

And in case it wasn't obvious, my writing? Isn't for you, not anymore.

#I literally cannot BELIEVE YOU ANON #The fucking BALLS on you #Like WOW #I know I usually try to be nice or calm or measured but this is SO fucked up #Never do this again to me or anyone #Full scorched Earth #Like this is legit heartbreaking #How dare you attach this to my baby to my long fic over year long passion project #My GOD #THE AUDACITY #BHF asks #I am sickened

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

Lmaoooo your examples of horror are not remotely horror. Merely having creepy or unsettling or tense moments does not a horror media make.

Ah yes, the inherently unsettling and tense moments of *squints at the post* the SAW movies. As we all know those are not in fact horror.

#Anon look at me #do you think I was saying that BrBa was a horror movie #or do you think perhaps that ‘I love horror’ and ‘I love breaking bad’ were maybe two different statements #as separate examples of different types of dark media I enjoy #how dare you say we piss on the poor

[fluffypotatey]

Yeah, the Knights of the Round Table are cool, but what about the Squires of the Round Table? I want to know about the pack of hapless adolescents that are supposed to be learning the finer points of knighthood from THEE most chaotic bastards to ever share a braincell.

(Merlin unknowingly becomes, like, the patron saint of squires bc if he can handle Arthur, they can handle their respective masters as well)

no ok i'm in love with this. the squires of the round table is the spin off i didn't know we needed, but by GOD am i glad you told me, anon.

(you are a GEM, anon, i'm in love with you)

the squires for knights are the round table's adopted children. oh, sorry, was that kid the son of such and such??? he's leon's boy now. they all have youngest sibling syndrome so sorry i don't make the rules and yes they do treat merlin like he's a mob wife.

anyway,

these squires would get up to so much shit omfg. if you're the squire to gwaine, have fun upsetting your noble father (because most squires come from the nobility and since arthur took down that rule when he became, then there became this influx of squires who were from the common people) and learning that doing illegal shit is the best thing and you've only tasted a sliver of what gwaine has been doing since he was 13 but you LOVE IT---

squires of sir leon are trained into how to become the mom friend. it's not much, but it's hard work. sometimes the little squires pity their knight because he is not paid enough for for the antics his other knights and king get into ("poetry??? seriously, is that what they told him???" "idk that's roland said" "maybe we should gift him some more moisturizer?"). yes they do treat sir leon with the respect they would give an older cousin.

sir elyan is very new to all this...squire business but he's not one to let his little men (little brothers tbh) be caught slacking. he has them run drills everyday and they complain about it all the time ,but then you'll find them in an empty room perfecting their forms, and making sure it's perfect because sir elyan deserves the best. and he called nathan's form "superb" but nathan's a bitch and you just think that if you get this form right---

elyan teaches his squires moves that were taught to him by tristan and isolde because they totally worked together while elyan was away and he respects them so much and misses them and wonders if they ever got the chance to settle down and breath like they had dreamed

sir percival is second on the list of knights who teaches his squires the more traditional way (first is leon obvi) but that does not mean he let's them fall behind with dirty tricks. listen, this man was friends with lancelot (honorable, noble, dreamed of being a knight since he was prob 15) so he knows the intricacies of knighthood; however, he is also besties with gwaine and elyan both of whom are a chaotic combination if put in the same room. the squires are granted the perfect balance of swishy swordplay and body slamming a bitch. sleeves??? don't know her. the squires beg percival for them to cover their arms and he is offended.

sir lancelot, the epitome of honor and loyalty, is a force to work with. the squires think that he'll be the one whose teaching will lead them far off adventures and gain cool ass scares. lancelot is actually the old coot who grants wisdom like an old man who's lived two lifetimes. his training is unusual but somehow it works. the chores he assigns aren't demeaning, nor are they used as punishment. you are lancelot's squire for a week and you immediately understand that this man is a man who has his heart on his sleeve and you watch as he gazes at the king, the queen, and the manservant. his eyes always fond and full of...something. you are too young to pick up on a deep and unconditional emotion like that. not yet.

#WHOMST DO I HAVE TO PROPOSE TO???? #like the ring is right here i am on my knees please will you give me the great honor of taking my hand?💍🥺 #all the squires have a designated night where they go to the tavern and just talk about their knights #some nights it's a competition to see who's knight is the best or who's knight is the most difficult #'oh you scrubbed the floors for hours :)))) how about shoveling horseshit out of stables until and i am quoting sir gwaine on this: #'the smell resembles more of hay than that pigstye' #'oh gwaine gave you tips on how to pick locks??? well sir elyan taught us how to shoot arrows while riding' #just the most petty and heated competitions ever #if you insult their knights??? you dare insinuate that one was being treasonous or unworthy of their knighthood because of status???? #prepare to face the wrath of of about two dozen adolescents who's mentor figures are the most feral bunch of men to ever walk the earth #please this is beautiful #anon thank you so much imma give you a kiss *mwah!* #Anonymous #bbc merlin #camelot knights my beloved #knights of the round table #sir elyan #oh yeah sir elyan also converts his squires to the hoodie agenda #sir leon #sir percival #sir gwaine #sir lancelot #headcanon #long post #i could add more about arthur and his squire pre/post merlin but i think that's already discussed so yeah #ask #squires of the round table

[jlf23tumble]

"Maybe I drink too much for a singer. Maybe I smoke too much for a singer. But it can be quite demanding, this life. So, for me to have those little vices, it's important." - Louis for The Telegraph

He even acknowledges himself that he smokes and drinks A LOT. but he sees it as his little pleasures in life. He says he needs it because he finds the life he lives demanding. He also once said that he needs a drink before the show to calm his nerves. So that sounds very much like he uses alcohol and cigarettes as a coping mechanism. That is NOT healthy. Wherever the memory loss comes from, he still has a problem with drugs and alcohol. He admits it in almost every interview! He just doesn’t see that it is a problem. Just like you :) instead of making fun of people who are concerned about Louis, you should at least acknowledge the fact that these concerns are very reasonable to have at this point. You don’t have to agree but making fun of it makes you look like a fool who is deeply in denial about reality.

#i'm not gonna acknowledge that at ALL #and i don't care if i look like a fool #at this point you have two choices: support local smoker/drinker louis tomlinson or don't support him #the secret third option of sending anons to people who don't care if he does or doesn't isn't really a thing #hate to spoil the whole parasocialness of it all #but you don't get a say in what he does or doesn't do #you only get a say in whether you support him or don't #and that's a fine line baby #but it's there #telling other people anonymously how unhealthy it is feels like it skirts the boundaries of unhealthiness in its own way if ya feel me #and as a heads up: this kind of handwringing nonsense is just gonna earn vintage smoking and drinking ads #i've got 'em for days #i have a scorching hot take i don't dare put on main but my lordt i'm thinkin' it #i keep going back to read the top of this and i'm floored that you can pull a direct quote #and then MISQUOTE it to fit your own alarmist narrative #to pinterest i go

[welcometololaland]

"HE'S MY HUSBAND"

Just so you know, now that you have put that out into the universe, I am manifesting that to happen at the end of the season this year. I CAN SEE IT AND I BELIEVE. THE POWER OF THE TENNIS AU BLEEDING INTO CANON

anon, you must know that I have never practised manifestation in my LIFE but I will manifest for this. I need it with my whole damn soul. it's unfair how much of a chokehold tarlos has us all in, and the least we deserve to add fuel to our burning obsessions is either of them (although tbh I think it's time for someone to call Carlos impressive because he IS) to look across at the other, the fondest, most loving look in their eyes and say: 'he's my husband'.

I will clown for this so fucking hard my nose will turn red I'm SORRY.

LIKE THIS BUT WITH TK SAYING HE'S MY HUSBAND:

(I'm so fucking unwell for them idk how I live like this)

#tarlos #911 lone star #ask #answered #THEYRE GETTING MARRIED #FIANCÉS #HUSBANDS #HES MY HUSBAND #manifest....friday #but also manifest every day #i just want a shot of tk looking at carlos and being like damn #I MARRIED HIM #because it would be so fucking valid #carlos is literally everything tk ever wanted #and he deserves so much happiness #GOD IM SCREAMINF AT 10AM ANON #how dare you do this to me #affectionately #love you and your work

[angeltism]

you know if crush anons are actually interested they will just come back when they feel like it and you dont have to make all of your posts about romance.

I was about to go to bed but I can take a sec .

Yes ?? I'm very aware of this ??? But I enjoy talking about romance , even outside of trying to fish for compliments (which I'll admit I do, but nawt all the time) . Fantasizing about having a relationship brings me comfort and that's something I can't help , and is literally harmless .

I am very aware I can't like,, force others to wanna date me via posting about how baaaadly I want a partner or whatever . And that isn't what I'm trying to do . It'll happen when it happens , but for now I just find it calming in a way to post about what could be in the future . So . Yeahh idk thanks for telling me stuff I already know anon ?? What kind of reply were you expecting here

#➳ the fool's mail box #➳ sender; anonymous #also like i know i talk about it a lot but nawt all my posts r about romance ?? n that isn't the only thing on my mind #i just don't post every single thing that i do or think of . so . yeah ?? boo hoo i enjoy talking abt love n being admired #send me to the gallows guys how dare i omg 😢😢😢😢😢 #idk whether to tag this as anon hate or not but i am not too fond of the tone used towards me in this #also sorry i don't know if you lack the ability to read but i literally mentioned if the crush anons are sincere #and genune they'll stick around . fucking hell .e #* genuine . and other typos it's too late for this shit #learn to read before sending me a passive aggressive ass ask when I'm trying to sleep #haha oopsies 😚😚 what did i say that i meant Oh You Silly Bean !! Silly Little Thing !! actually no i stand by what i said . #go piss on the poor and let me sleep

[todayisafridaynight]

you never realize how hard it is to find a specific shade of blue for a suit until you go to find a specific shade of blue for a suit

#snap chats #i was supposed to go on a sunset walk but the organizer for the event was a no show ??? fuckin asshole #so i went home and decided to wear my mine cosplay for once #it was a cute result but how round my face is just kept bothering me. admittedly i didnt bother with makeup this time #just wanted to wear the shit for shits and giggles yk LMAO but then i remembered that anon bein like #'mate i woulda thunk ya'd do an aoki cosplay first' and so. i got curious and attempted to go looking #and my brothers in christ when i say. its so hard finding a suit EVEN CLOSE to his shade of blue. its nigh impossible #obviously i dont have plans to ACTUALLY purchase anything anytime soon. if i even fuckin found anythin but yk. Curious #his suit isn't perfectly cobalt or navy but its not explicitly teal- its in some. Dare I Say grey zone #of a SLIGHTLY TEAL prussian blue #ive checked both mens and womens and im just looking for the color im not even hunting for suit style #thats not even mentioning his tie's relatively unique too- HELL WHILE I WAS LOOKING I FOUND TIES SIMILAR TO SAWASHIROS #BEFORE I FOUND ONE ACCEPTABLE AS AOKI'S #at least i found one or two but my god... his outfit is so simple on paper but then you get int it and im gonna throw up #mine's easy-to-assemble outfit but incredibly unique face and hairline/cut vs aoki's simple face vs deceptively-difficult outfit #if my hair was longer and i bothered letting my facial hair grow out masato'd be easy as hell. already got that shit under lock and key lol #hate this house #ok im done being weird bout dressing up as middle aged men bye

[threadsun]

🧸🧤 Jack keeps spare gloves in his pocket, along with an unconscionable number of colourful scarves. He has the soft fabric gloves for everyday wear, a big ol pair of bright yellow dishwashing gloves for cooking and cleaning, a pair of supple yellow leather gloves for fuc- more robust housework, and... huh, how'd those get there? Deep brown, almost black, well-worn fingerless leather gloves, with a tiny little 'J.H.' written inside. Odd. Well, they're not Jack's, so he'll just bury them and let them rot, unwanted and forgotten throw them away.

Oh wow, fun Jack facts! Nothing heartbreaking about this ask at all :)

#sunshine #asks #18+ only #🧸 anon #how dare you do this to me!!!

[miss-interpretations]

GUYS I just got my first ever anon hate!! I've been on this webbed site for ten years and have never gotten anon hate but it's here!! I am being suicide baited over a 2-note post where I said I like fucked up edizzy (no reblogs, one of the notes is my SISTER!!) This is so exciting I feel like a celebrity

#bow down pizza and moreos guy i am now a tunglr Celebrity #and also a racist piece of shit! news to me! #no joke i do love the people who are like how DARE tou izzy THREATENED ed's LIFE if he didnt behave the way he wanted!! #like babe did you finish the season. izzy threatens ed so ed chokes him out and then permanently maims him #and they stay together because they invented terrible horrible fucked up codependent love #tell me more about your mind. please woobify ed more. please address the forced autocannibalism as a rational and forgivable response #to the racism (?) izzy perpetrates #anon i am obsessed with you

[fideidefenswhore]

What are your thoughts on Jane Boleyn, and the role she supposedly played in the fall of 3 Queens (Anne Boleyn, Anna of Cleves, Katheryn Howard)? Do you think she has been too maligned by historians for centuries, especially when it comes to the relationship with the Boleyns (it seems she got along with Anne)?

Now that I've read both works and compared them side by side, I suppose I would say my stance on Jane Boleyn falls somewhere in between that of Julia Fox and James Taffe ('Somewhere in between' is not, btw, Alison Weir); although closer to the former than the latter. Offering critique of both biographies, I would say that of JF is too apologetic (smoothing out wrinkles that exist in her arguments rather than acknowledging them) and JT is too severe.

Especially when it comes to the relationship with the Boleyns? Yes and no. Obviously she was married to George, she sent him a message of comfort while he was in the Tower, and wore only black the rest of her life, which was quite the potent statement. However, I would allow for the possibility that she potentially, inadvertently implicated him or AB (ie, testimony of hers was twisted to suit the crown's case). This is where I think there are flaws in the arguments of some of her defenders-- they cannot allow for even that possibility and so make claims that disallow it; some of which are untrue. 'Jane was only blamed as a means of absolving Henry in the whitewash of Elizabethan propagandists' is not true. Johannes Sleidan in 1545 claimed that Anne and George died by her 'false accusation'. Sleidan was a Reformer, so he would have been more sympathetic towards the plights of these two than the average person, and would have spoken to others that were as well, but the motivation to vindicate Elizabeth did not yet exist; she was at this point the very unlikely third in line to the throne.

I do appreciate that you said 'got along' with Anne, not 'besties', because...it's possible they were very close, certainly, but we must also allow for the possibility of animosity. The linchpin for the argument of closeness is the report from Chapuys that they 'conspired together' to banish Henry's mistress from court. Was this the precise truth? Considering the source I'm doubtful. Probably there was a lady Henry was serving at this time (although that we never have a name makes the story somewhat suppositious), but did they need to have 'conspired together' against her for Jane to be banished from court (which is what happened instead)? Jane might have merely made Anne aware of her, and Henry finding out that she'd been the source would have been enough for banishment. Or, as was presented plausibly in Adrienne Dillard's fictional rendition, Jane might have dropped hints to Cromwell that this mistress was a supporter of the two exiled and contumacious royal women that were Anne's adversaries, Cromwell might have passed this along to Henry, and Henry might have banished Jane for shattering the illusion that this woman had no independent ambitions or ulterior motives and merely let him hit for the sheer pleasure of his company.

If this was evidence of closeness, and it might be, then we also have to remember that the end result was Jane's banishment from court, and that there is, as JT fairly pointed out, no evidence that any of the Boleyns spoke in her defense, favor, or for her return. It would take an extremely magnanimous person to accept all that with equanimity and not feel any resentment whatsoever. So, if there was intimacy, there might have also been rift.

That leaves the question: enough 'rift' for her to seek vengeance? I doubt that much for all the reasons Fox outlines in her biography, but at the same time I wish there was not this relentless push to only defend women that we assert 'deserve' defense, on the premise they were entirely selfless, accepted every insult with grace, never kept any grudges, never had personal ambitions (the actions she took during the queenships of those you mentioned would suggest otherwise), mixed emotions, or conflicting loyalties; that we could acknowledge that acknowledging the agency of historic women also means acknowledging they were capable of making mistakes.

#anon #it feels like an 'overcorrection' to some degree. if that makes sense? #altho that's generally what ppl say about AB too and i generally think they're wrong lol #'waaah AB apologism waaaaahhh joanna denny wahhhhhhhhhhhh h/ayley nolan' #bitch. no one serious is taking those seriously. if joanna denny was the definitive AB bio that would be one thing #the definitive is eric ives who oh no said in his personal opinion that his favorite was more attractive in personality and appearance #than the other...oh my god that is the worst thing anyone has every said in the HISTORY OF TIME #are y'all this sensitive in real life bcus fr. #how do you bitches SURVIVE.................. #anyway what i was initially going to say after coming back to this: #*ever #like the way this figure is used to have it both ways really bothers...me? #i think there's some ambiguity here but like #i read someone claim that JS must have been 'so sweet' bcus otherwise JB would not have been her lady in waiting.... #which is like. be fr? if JB loved george and anne she would have hated her lol #or at the very least have been uneasy in her presence (there's a great scene with this in adrienne's sequel btw) #but like...idk man. ppl just don't seem to get how humans worked? or have any sort of emotional; media; literal; literacy? #this was my thing with BSR too 'how dare THEY say henry NEVER loved coa how dare THEY say jane was to blame for anne's miscarriage' #like right...were 'they' saying that or was anne? or was that what anne believed? was the show perhaps from her (gasp) POV and so #these things were portrayed? i mean ffs.... by our literal primary sources those were the things she said. #someone's emotions and beliefs /= infallible unassailable entire truths #nor are they necessarily 'fair' and the same with our judgements. welcome to being a human being #so yeah like re: JB.... #*that she felt like that? was it entirely fair to blame and resent the seymours? #is that necessarily fair? no. how much she did or didn't was probably dependent on how accurate chapuys report was about JS #the extent to which she had disparaged anne #as for the why as JF theorized ; the need of income and the possibility that since cromwell had helped her with income #this was the favor he wanted in return (so her as a spy in the household) #and re: conflicting loyalties ; i mean ...goddamn; people are complex #i think it's entirely possible that JB loved anne but also had this innate sympathy for coa and mary too.

[borealiszero]

if you think shen jiu is “a rancid, horrible, radioactive level toxic of a man” fine, whatever, but please use an “anti” or “negativity” tag and not his primary tag. thank you!

As per suggestion I have removed it solely bc it might make people uncomfortable.

But also WHAT. DID YOU NOT READ THE DAMN POST HE IS CANONICALLY THAT.

#speechless.jpeg??????? #anon he IS horrible. bc he abuse bingge what #and i EXPLICITLY said that i will fight poeple who woobify him. #bc of this i will need to clarify the deepest secret ive ever had in my stupid life: #yes. i am a shen jiu liker. his horrible aura and shitty demeanor captured me like a scientist to an interesting radioactive rock #HE HAS LAYERS AND IT WASN'T EXPLORED ENOUGH IN CANON #I wanna bite him so bad i wanna shake him like bones in my mouth #we could do so many things with his backstory and pidw canon!!!!! like fuck?? his view of himself is so so skewed #if i could ever write anything i wanna put him in therapy. lets go babygirl im dragging u to therapy #dont you DARE accuse me of being his anti or negativity or whatever when i was busy thinking about how can i make him and yqy in character #like actually thats so hard? both has different level of frequency and it hurtssssss #am i a shen jiu liker? yes. is he an asshole? yes. #he needs to stay that way even after slef discovery bc cang qiong need one sharp tongued full of suspicion and quick witted peak lord and #its not gonna be yqy #[borealis.mail]

[feroluce]

incredibly sexy of you to be blankshipping on main and in the tags <3 and with incredible takes and ideas on top of that!

Thank you Anon, it's so hard having the biggest dick in the room, but someone has to do it 😔

As a slightly? more serious answer, I think it's good and even important to have people being loud and proud and totally self-accepting on main in the proship circles. Like there needs to be someone showing the people who got bought in on the anti stances and are then beating themselves up for totally normal things that it's ok. You aren't a bad person just for liking something problematic about a play-pretend character in a make-believe scenario and you don't need to sink into self-loathing over such a thing.

Because some of them are in actual agony over this stuff, and some of them have already accepted this about themselves but are too deep in the anti circles now, so they'd lose their entire support system if they were outed. Not to mention how creepily violent and invasive antis get about proshippers- and as someone in actual anti spaces, you'd have a front row seat to all the atrocities people would wish on you, or maybe even go so far as to commit them themselves.

Like you know how people talk about extremely strict religious parents? How they would try to control a lot of the thoughts and actions in their child's life? And then sometimes even get violent when they didn't comply? All while excusing it as trying to keep them from sinning or being a bad person? It's the exact same thing. And it has a lot of the same effects, too. Antis aren't beating the problematic out of each other. They're just plain beating and traumatizing each other and then making each other into better liars who secretly hang out on the proship servers on the downlow.

And it sucks! It sucks so bad! Because I've talked to people in those exact situations and like. Especially the fact that a lot of them are still young. Like barely young adults. Some of them are still technically teenagers. They shouldn't be dealing with this bullshit at what's already such a tender and difficult age. And it makes my heart ache and my blood boil because some of them are outright scared and there's just not a lot that I can do about it. You can't shield or protect someone from all of that and it sucks.

So like yeah I'm gonna be noisy and annoying and yowl right on main because at least with that I can give people somewhere to go where they feel decently safe and accepted, even if they never interact once. That's what got us the blankshipping server, because our creator was in the anti servers while sending me blankshipping asks and decided "you know what this sucks actually" lol. That's what brought in a lot of our members, because I could yell my heart out into the void here and! People heard! And then they joined the server and found a place they could finally breathe! And it's so much fun in there now!! ♡

Anyway tl;dr thank you dear lovely Anon you are entirely correct I am incredibly sexy and everyone desires me carnally and my dick is huge and I haunt the submas servers with how I live in their minds rent free skzjkdksjd

#my heart goes out to the people caught in such terrible sticky situations like this #I got an ask once where they forgot to put it on anon and then got a dm from the same person where they were PANICKING about it #because they were so scared that I was going to accidentally out them by answering the ask #(if you see this sweetheart then I hope you know I'm rooting for you and I've never told a soul- not even my fellow shippers; #that secret comes with me to my grave) #this is also why I always keep anon on- I'd rather let the people in hiding or on the fence interact safely than not at all #like god but for real though #my biggest respect to the shippers who are able to lay low and control themselves #they used my name to test the blackout/censorship/whatever you call it function in the anti server and like #I just know if I'd been online at the time I wouldn't have been able to help myself #I would have given up my secret identity in a heartbeat for the bit #because it was just a bunch of people chanting my name like they were playing Bloody fuckin Mary and I woulda popped my head in there like #'yes you rang' BSKKDJXKDKDK #funniest fucking thing I'd ever seen it made my entire week I was in PUBLIC at the time out to lunch with my MOTHER #do you guys have any idea how horribly I must have failed at keeping a straight face BSKDKJZKSKKKD #and then I accidentally got drunk on too much rum and went to a craft show it was a good day dfkljadfkakda #I used to love seeing the blocklists every week too because my name was always at the top but then they started alphabetizing it rude orz #I think the last one I saw was from somewhere else though bc it wasn't alphabetized and DINGO was 2nd from the top while I was way below #*shakes fist* HOW DARE YOU DINGO #I almost didn't wanna answer this ask I wanted to keep it because it gives me warm fuzzies thank you anon haha #the horrors never cease but fun little things like this make it easier <3 #ask #answer #anon

[angels-heap]

is that post abt the frenrey piss kink fic

I remember the mob of angry children who used to lose their minds and start slinging death threats every time someone published a kink fic (or any adult content), even if it was something niche but totally benign like this and it was correctly tagged, but no. It appears there are 11 frenrey piss kink fics (thanks for making me look that up) and it's been a long time since I've witnessed a shitfit about any of them, thank God.

Editing to add: But yes, anyone who thinks "the frenrey piss kink fic" was the worst thing about that fandom was probably instigating infinitely more harm than they claimed the fic was causing and I hope they have since grown up.

#asks #anon #look I don't go here but I respect people's right to write kink fics even if they do not appeal to me personally #if a bunch of kids decide to seek out properly tagged fic that they know they're not comfortable with so they can harass the authors #that's on them #I am also side-eyeing anon a little for suggesting that I meant 'benign and presumably earnest kinkfic' when I wrote 'gross-out troll fic' #god I really want to make a reading comprehension 'how dare you say we piss on the poor' joke now

[throwaway-yandere]

Hdieieje mOCHI ANON HE IS SO PRETTY WHAT THE PHCK–

I THINK THE POSE IS SO ALHAITHAM THO. AS A MAID HE'D PROBABLY BE ALWAYS STANDING UP STRAIGHT EHDHWJSIAUWKAOAKA

Why is he pretty. Yo. Yo if I have him as a maid (impossible considering I'm broke) I'd probably let him just brew coffee too 😔. I wouldn't let this man work I'd let him just do whatever tf he wants before I awkwardly ask him for book recommendations. The fricking tie-collar is giving me life. Alhaitham with a collar is everything to me (see: OCMC lmao–) it gives me dog vibes.

also dang my apologies that your first fic with me is "Careful, He Bites" hAAHAHAHHA– im surprised you'd still read my fics after that one cuz i think i saw replies that said it traumatized them and now they need a fluffier cat ayato (that I won't write cuz I'm a menace hehe) my sincerest apologies lmao–

#mochi anon #dhsuHRIAIWIW HELP HELP– #Ansytea-talks #hEY ALHAITHAM WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO VE PRETTY AF OI ANSWER ME– *shakes him* #dhjsjekwkw whenever i draw alhaitham he becomes a sneaky boi i cannot draw cute wholesome shet for the life of me #this is cute af thank you for sending this!!!!! #jdisiw mochi anon how dare you make me more downbad for this man when I'm trying to ignore him because of ayato's rerun hHUeiajsoaUDISOA #I PRETEND I DO NOT SEE HIM IN 3.4 JUST LIKE HOW I'LL PRETEND SCARA DOES NOT EXIST– #JDKWKSISIALALLSA HELP #maid alhaitham #maid al haitham

[house-of-laminations]

‘I talk to a real human’

Me, a plant: hmmm well.. I kinda qualify.

I wanna bake the boys American desserts and see their reactions. Making Sate a regular apple pie- maybe making Lucifer a scone. Beel a devils food cake. Asmo sugar cookies. Mammon magic bars. Levi a little mug cake. Belphie some cinnamon rolls..

Imagine Barbatos hearing that you’re making desserts for all of the brothers so he makes it a point to stop in a couple times a week just to try these new human delicacies. When his birthday comes up making him human word macaroons and he all but cries.

Everyones had a stressful week so you make monkey rolls and hot chocolate and they’re all comforted by the sweets.. and then they all start fighting over who gets to hold you as a thank you for making them feel nice. You end up in your own chair with a sigh of contentment.

Luke offering to trade celestial baked goods for some of your human world ones. Solomon trying to get him to trade but you quickly quiet him by giving him a cookie.

Bringing treats to a student council meeting you’re asked to join. Diavolo says it’s the best offering he’s gotten in years. Satan wants to punch him because it’s not a offering and Lucifer has to actually tell him he’s supposed to share

-🥀

food!! as!!! cultural!! exchange!!! my!!! beloved!!! 💛

It was mentioned in one of the early lessons where everyone slept over at the Demon King's castle, but yesss, as an extended Thing?

Of course, ingredients in the Devildom are slightly different, so MC just has to make do with what they can find. It prompts some creative cooking, not too dissimilar to making substitutions because of allergies or intolerance. Some human world ingredients are available, and you can order them in on request, but they tend to be more expensive/less common.

Making specialist desserts from their home, comfort foods, tasty snacks as a way to combat homesickness, and suddenly unlocking a new way to control the demons.

But also MCs with intolerance (like gluten/dairy/meat) finally getting to try foods that would normally make them sick because the devildom equivalent is different at the molecular level. catch me scarfing down devildom croissants because demon gluten doesnt hurt me.

#🥀 anon #obey me #obey me hcs #i am so so hungry rn how dare you do this to me #i talk to a real human