#how dare you not be in my bed

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #Author Has No Plan And It’s Causing Her Problems #how dare you call me out like this #it’s not like I’ve been staying up an extra hour every night trying to write a single one shot #bc the only time my fucking brain wants to come up with the next part of the plot #is when im already cozy in bed and halfway to being asleep

[itayaki]

I'm still thinking about that scene

#lupin iii #lupin the 3rd #lupin the third #daisuke jigen #jigen daisuke #lupin zero #jiglup #sketch #sry for the low quality #I remember trying to finish studying for a test the next day #and finally I was in the bed at 1:00 am and I rly wanted to watch the ep even though I was tired #and oh boy I could hear my own heartbeat watching that scene like *screaming and sobbing on volume 0 for 10 minutes* #it was impossible to fall asleep after that TMS how dare you #jiglup is real in lupin zero aaaa

[lordandladywhistledown]

At this point I'm not sure who's more of a slut, me or him

#polin #luke newton #LUKE #DARLING #HOW DARE YOU BE SO HOT #ON A RANDOM TUESDAY #but keep going #🙏 #bridgerton #bridgerton s3 #bridgerton season 3 #im on my knees #i need that middle picture framed and to hang right in front of my bed so the first thing ill see every morning is him

[emelinstriker]

mmmnnother idea too

#sneak peek #hyperfixation says esau cast in dnd style- but i don't think i'll do em the way i did nezha's doodle cuz that was a horrible way of shading #at least for me personally KEKW- #emelin rambles #to bed i go #i wanna try sleepin early for once #also i find it funny how as a dental tech i know why my jaw is hurting rn #muscle stress would be my guess cuz it's just the side of my jaw around the area of my left mandibular condyle #so i'm currently tryna force myself to physically relax more to try get rid of it quicker cuz it's annoying when tryna eat at times #also i was at an info meeting about a study some university students wanna do with autists regarding noise cancelling headphones #was hilarious considering i immediately began to critique the way the meeting went by telling my psychologist about #how they had the audacity to give a full group of diagnosed autists the OPTION to pick between showing up on a monday or tuesday #cuz we were all fuckin confused and one girl even had to ask like 2-3 times about how tf this would work and when we're supposed to come in #like how dare you tell us we can pick a day- that sparked so much lowkey panic and i could tell by the confusion of all- including myself #just give us a solid day DHFNDFHNDHFGNHDGH

[spacemarinewithastick]

I

I’m

I

I’m about to start crying

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I WAS IN NO WAY PREPARED FOR ANY OF THAT I CABDHWIWJHDHWJEVEHEJHREJRJJRJRJRJRJRJE

I I can’t say more right now, I would never forgive myself if I spoiled that episode for people but just…….. I NEED EPISODE 8 RIGHT THE FUCK NOW BEFORE I DIE OF A HEART ATTACK

#murder drones #murder drones episode 7 #glitch how dare you end that as you did #do you know how much that hurt #ah FUCK AO3 is gonna be so depressing for MONTHS #I NEED TO GO READ MY COMFORT FIC #I should also…… I should go to bed

[fauvester]

wiat are garak and bashir married in your au?

the castellan of cardassia living in sin? with an ALIEN??!? AND THEY HAVE CHILDREN!??!??!?

#dee s 9 #in my sandbox i play it either as. #1.) bashir comes to cardassia to help out and stays in garaks like living room. and over months and years they get closer and closer #until they are basically platonically married in everything but name and dont realize it until julian tries to adopt a cardassian kid #and has to become a naturalized citizen in order to do so. and then they quickly realize their feelings for each other and get married then #or 2.) epistolary LDR betwixt cardassia and DS9 a few months postcanon #and bashir comes to cardassia both for humanitarian aid and to be with his bf #and they have a proper relationship and get enjoined at some point. to make it Official. #i do get the feeling that garak would be old fashioned like that. like god FORBID everyone knows that they're fucking #outside of the conjugal bed(/desk/kitchen table/couch/floor) #cardassians prewar about orphans outside of cardassia: fuck them kids #cardassians postwar about orphans on Prime: HOW DARE YOU PUT YOUR UNSCALY HANDS ON OUR PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCE. WE HAVE SO FEW LEFT

[daily-hanamura]

THANK YOU FOR 100 FOLLOWERS! 🌸 🌸

Honestly when I first started this blog a couple of weeks ago I expected to be mostly shouting into the void (most of my friends into p4g/souyo have already moved on years ago while I've just started... lol) or to be blocked and muted to hell for spamming the tag (the mortification of seeing a post from this blog in the tag header banner... but ngl it's also very funny because what is more souyo than yosuke telling people he's yu's partner). So actually, this itself has been a surprise.

I've got daily posts queued up for the next month, but my askbox is open so feel free to drop a req or a submission, or just to cry about Yosuke (so we can cry together).

#this is actually my fifth attempt at posting this i was going to post it a few days ago but tumblr kept losing it? #i think i've figured it out now but apparently the gif on this post was triggering an issue #to which i say boo tumblr boo how dare you reject my boy #narukami's gonna be under your bed tonight for this slight

[qnfarc]

whenever I see someone arguing about how buddy daddies isn't queer and people who think it is are ruining the anime for others I just go 🤨 for well... obvious reasons of how tf enjoying the show through queer lens would ruin it but also because how do these people think the show will end?? like... genuinely, how do you think this slice of life with two men each with hard past and trauma raising a daughter together which forces them to confront said traumas and grow as individuals and partners (let's also ignore the ambiguous connotations of using this word and history of using if we must) is going to end? cause obviously it's going to end with this imperfect makeshift family creating their home together and staying together. loving and supporting each other in their own ways for years to come. these two men raising Miri together, completely comfortable in this home they've created and existing together, completely fine with no other romantic relationships in their lives spending their years together as parents. just saying that's...that's pretty gay of them you know? and honestly even if you argue about it and pull two friends can raise a child together card... this anime still provides so much wholesome and good content for queer community in such basic ways "our bank account", "you think work's more important than our kid?!", Miri saying she loves having two dads, "these are our genes at work" and much more... just a lot of positivity all around so it's no wonder queer community is enjoying watching it, read their relationship as queer and take comfort from the show? and there is really nothing wrong with that especially when as I said we all know it will end with heart-warming closure of this found family being happy and together

#talking to the void but i saw some yt vid and was in small rant ramble mood #kazuki and rei are literally that meme of two dudes playing truth or dare and ending up together with a daughter and #their own bed and breakfast in what we call the longest game of gay chicken #i just find it funny how dudebros are like they aren't gay stop ruining the show when it'll end with kazuki and rei staying with Miri #raising her together for years and years never a women in sight for either and just the three of them chilling perfectly content and happy #my dude that is in fact pretty gay that is in fact pretty bi that is in fact pretty queer of them #ppl are just pointing it out #btw why are you laughing when buddy daddies was called gay sxf but when ppl do make relationship romantic between two men #just like ppl are doing between a man and a woman in sxf you are offended and pulling two male friends can raise a child together card?? #just wondering no reason #buddy daddies #i can't believe the thing that makes me write first longer post is slice of life 12 episodes anime called buddy daddies

[pagexofxcups]

people really aren't talking about the depressed pride and prejudice lit girl call out in Barbie

#barbie #pride and prejudice #i do eat family size bags of food in bed #with #colin firth #on my laptop #how dare you address it #greta gerwig #jk love you #however #it was an unexpected #and deeply jarring callout

[kanene-yaaay]

Look. Look.

I need to get it out of my system, okay? I just need to. Immediately

Himmel + cheer up tickles

The reason?

I rest my case. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk I am slowing descending into madness here

#not me literally writing 1863635 tickles hcs about this guy HE MAKES ME LOSE MY MIND #never though I would get attatched to him #literally watching the first ep sent a screenshot of him to my friend saying 'If he dies I'm dropping out' #one minute after I was sending her screams #anyway #never been so close to writing a self insert fic in MY ENTIRE LIFE. probably will commission some art w him in the future LIKE AAAAA #Wanna put him in a mcrowave and SHAKE BECAUSE HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU LEAVE MARKS HOW DARE YOU LEAVE A PIECE OF YOURSELF IN EVERY VILLAG #EVERY FRIEND EVERY ADVENTURE EVERY INTERACTION #and don't even let me start talking about Friern because I will go crazy #this anime broke and healed me so much #Kanene being Kanene #not even going to tag this w the anime I shall perish alone #'oh but kanene when you say a self insert you mean a reade-' nope. i'm dragging my sona by the hand and throwing into that world #and then carefully building an entire background with daydreamed interactions and relationships until I get to the point of cheer up tickle #Gosh haven't done one of those since..... 2018 I think #Time to get my dear oc out of under my bed as it seems

[zoerocksand1]

is it too much to ask for one of my friends to get a wealthy husband who dies under "mysterious circumstances" so they inherit all his money and his mansion and then they let me and the rest of our friends live there together like some kind of sitcom/early 2010s Avengers fanfic style living arrangement and then as housemates my friends all let me bite them like the friendly but lovingly aggressive house cat i am

is that too much to ask???

anyways,

it's lonely touch-starved aroace time again :')

#i just wanna walk into my friends' rooms and hop in bed with them #i wanna be annoying with my love #how very dare so many of you not even live in my state anymore #COME BACK AND LET ME BITE YOU A LITTLE BIT #mini rant? #aroace #queerplatonic #aspec

[sapphire-weapon]

Can we have adam and leons first kiss headcanons. Can we call it aeon2

this might be the single greatest ask i've ever gotten

#AEON2 ARE YOU KIDDING ME #print this out #laminate it #frame it #hang it on the wall above my bed #give it offerings nightly #how dare you be funnier than me on my own blog

[forthesanityofsketches]

Don't mind me, just sketchin out a new idea inspired by @jacquesfindswritingandadvice

#It's from that vibes poll #It gave me The Ideas #that apparently I'll only sit down to sketch after midnight when I really should be in bed #how dare you(affectionate) #also I hope you'll like it #also also I'm doing anyway because I like it lol #wip #SanitySketches #sanitystuff #my art

[quietparanoiac]

— How is Sister Boniface? — Resting up.

Sister Boniface Mysteries (2022–), 2x06

#Sister Boniface Mysteries #Sam Gillespie #Sister Boniface #Max Brown #Lorna Watson #sisterbonifacemysteriesedit #tvedit #tvshowedit #cinematv #Sister Boniface Mysteries 2x06 #my gifs #the shipper in me: I KNOW THIS FANFIC TROPE #the scenarists: how dare you #to be serious though I suppose Sam would never choose to bring flowers anyway #he's the one to bring something far more useful #something like that plum Boniface threw him in the end #(btw if the _flowers_ are from production does it mean that the fruits aren't?) #(sorry - those bowknots confuse me) #and yes the general 'investigation from a hospital bed' plot #is a thought I've entertained more than once #though I have to admit brassieres were a surprise #not a nice surprise I'm afraid

[ikkaku-of-heart]

@kaizokugaris asked: Wed, Bed, Behead. ─ zoro, sanji & killer ! Ask my muse “Wed, Bed, Behead” (Still Accepting!)

"Zoro, I've already sized your finger for a ring - you're not getting out of marriage that easily," she said, only mostly joking.

However, her brow furrowed at the other two choices. "Using me to be mean to Sanji, huh? You're lucky that you're cute when you're cruel. Too bad for your ego, while you're wed, Sanji's bed. I don't want to behead Killer, but he's the first mate to one of Law's biggest rivals, so he's dangerous enough that he's the one I'd have to kill."

Her expression then turned utterly shameless. "But really, can't I just have you all as my personal harem?" This time she was completely joking.

#kaizokugaris #Ask the Heart Engineer #Wear My Heart on My Sleeve (Shipping) #Guiding Heart - IkkOro #Wandering Hunter (Zoro) #Princely Chef (Sanji) #Murder Man (Killer) #Fun with Supernovas #(she was very torn between who to bed but she couldn't be so mean to poor Sanji) #(Zoro how dare you make her choose between two blondes?? That's rude! xD)

[phosphorus-noodles]

finally put forth a half effort into an art "year in review" thing at 1 am on january 1st but heyyy i did it! nice to see progress and the severe lack of favorites, yep :)

#i would never play favorites how dare you say i play favorites i clearly do not i never would have favorites ever- #(<- lying) #pho.posts #pho.doodles #i wanna set art goals for 2024... but nah. i won't jinx it /silly #september is probably my favorite piece... look at him.... the colors..... #ok bed time <3