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hbnjhgv · 1 month

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My Aot Ships !SPOILERS!

EreMika (Eren x Mikasa) omg do I even need to elaborate? First of all THE FACT THAT MIKASA LOOKS PRETTIER WHEN ITS IN ERENS POV? And not to mention the fact that in episode 12 Ian even says to Mikasa 'defend your boyfriend' in sub and in dub he said 'go save the man you love' also when Eren asked Mikasa what he is to her it was obious he wasnt wanting the answer "your my family" AND THE FACT THAT THEY KISSED IN THE FINAL EPISODE

NicoSasha (Niccolo x Sasha) LITTERALLY CANNON BUT ISAYAMA HATES LOVE APARENTLY. Niccolo looked mesmerised and looked so inlove while blushing when he saw Sasha CRYING over how good his food was. Omg and the way he reacted when his conrad called Sasha a 'filth blooded potato grubbing devil' MY MAN WAS GOING TO KILL SOMEONE and when he said "What is this brat someone specil to you? Is that why he tried to protect you earlier? You care about him huh? Well I used to care about someone too! A DIRT BLOODED ELDIAN! A DECENDENT OF DEVILS! THE WOMAN WHO ENJOYED THE FOOD I COOKED MORE THAN ANYONE ID EVER MET BEFORE! She saved me from this shitty ass pointless war... she showed me that the person I ment to be as a man who brings people happiness through his cooking... that was Sasha Braus... she was amzing. AND YOU STOLE HER FROM ME!" OMG LIKE HOW CAN YOU HEAR HIM SAY THAT AND NOT THINK ITS CANNON?!

AurEtra (Ouro x Petra) OMG ISAYAMA LITTERALLY SAID THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED! Also I noticed that they argue very much like a couple. sorry i dont have much to say about this ship. I just really like it.

MikeNana (Miche x Nannaba) Ok listen. This isn't a mega huge ship I have I just think its really cute. Also everytime Miche and Nannaba interact omg its adorable. Thats about it.

KenUri (Kenny x Uri) THE WAY THEY INTERACTED WITH EACHOTHER OMGGG now I dont this its super inlove. I just think they were atleast a little inlove with eachoter. THEY ARE SOULMATES AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE! Also in the OFFICIAL AOT GUIDE BOOK THIS IS A CONVERSATION ISAYAMA HAD WITH AN INTERVEIWER Interviewer: "So he (Kenny) thought id he eliminated Uri, the world would become right again. But he lost the fight." Isayama: "Kenny's way of judging value is: 'The strong are in the right', and so for that reason he was attracted to Uri." LIKE OMG HE LITTERALLY SAID KENNY WAS ATTRACTED TO URI! (and no one say "oh well he wouldn't make Kenny be intrested in men" when Yumir and Historia are LITTERALLY CONFERMINED LESBIANS.

YumiHisu (Yumir x Historia) This is gonna be short because it's obious this ship is cannon. Yumir always telling Historia "You are so gonna have to marry me after all this shit is over!" When Historia was with Yumir after the tower fell. The way they looked at eachother. The fact that Historia was more worried about Yumir than anything when Reiner and Bertolt reveled their titans and took Eren and Yumir. WHEN YUMIR SAID TO REINER AND BERTOLT "You guys have no idea what it's like. She knows what a shitty person I am, but she still smiles at me. I can't..." THE FACT THAT HISTORIA TOLD YUMIR "I will always be your ally" EVEN AFTER YUMIR BASICALLY ATE HER. HISTORIA PROTECTING YUMIR WHEN MIKASA ALMOST KILLED HER TO SAVE EREN! WHEN HISTORIA SAID "But with Yumir gone I've lost my purpose. I don't even know what I'm fighting for anymore." OMG NOT TO MENTION THE LETTER?! 'To my dear Historia, as I write this Reiner's standing at my side. He knows this is a love letter, but he's still sneaking peaks. Honestly, it's no wonder the creep's still single. That said.. he did give me his word that he'd deliver this letter to you. He says he owes me for the time I doubled back to save him. I'm sorry about then... I never would've imagined myself choosing those two.. over you... I'm going to die soon. But... I'll die without regrets. Or that's what I'd like to say. Truth is... I do have one. It's that I never got to marry you. With Love, Yumir' I MEAN HOW CAN YOU READ THAT AND NOT SHIP THEM?!

MobuHan (Moblit x Hange) OMG MOBLITS PRTECTIVENESS AND THE WAY HES SO PACIENT WITH THEM! He's always trying to protect them. AND HOW THEY INTERACT WITH EACHOTHER! M: "I don't think thats the way you want to talk to the leader of our whole regiment" H: "SHUT UP >:( AS I WAS SAYING" ALSO THIS MOMENT. M: "PLEASE DONT GO ALONE! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!" AND MOBLITS LITTLE "STOPPPP!" WHEN HANGE RODE AWAY! H: "dont try to call me bluff" M: "Please dont!"

#attack on titan #armin #aot spoilers #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #eremika #eren x mikasa #nicosasha #niccolo x sasha #Ouro x Petra #mikenana #kenuri #yumihisu #Yumir x historia

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missjanjie · 3 months

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5 or 7 with Q and Nymphia (ship name pending)

i decided to do both lol. introducing: qymphia (pronounced kwimphia for the uninitiated) also this takes place in the same company as the one in my jasya hanahaki fic lol

5. “I’m at my limit, I’m seriously at my fucking limit.” / 7. “Aren’t you tired of this?”

“No, no, this can’t be right,” Q muttered as she flipped through the binder pages again. “Does Sasha not go over this shit? How does this keep happening?”

Her office neighbor, Dawn, let out an exhausted huff. “Are you aware that you don’t need to vocalize all of your thoughts? They can stay in your head, too.” Despite her frustration, her curiosity was piqued. “What’s got your panties in a knot this time anyway?”

“All of the designs Nymphia submitted were moved into the next round of consideration and only two of mine did. Why is everyone so obsessed with her? There should be a limit on how many designs can be accepted per artist.” She groaned and pinched the bridge of her nose. “I’m at my limit, I’m seriously at my fucking limit.”

Dawn, unphased, shrugged and replied, “hey, you chose to work in a cutthroat industry, shouldn’t be bitching when you barely got a scratch.” She paused for a beat. “That said, get your shit together or I’ll cut your throat myself.”

“That seems excessive,” she replied flatly.

“So does your beef with Nymphia.”

Q rolled her eyes. “It’s different. I swear, it’s like she’s doing it on purpose to get under my skin.”

“I’m really not.” A voice from behind the pair caused them to turn around and look at Nymphia, neither aware of how long she’d been there. “Aren’t you tired of this?” she asked, not stopping for an answer before continuing, “it must be exhausting, having a second job being a full-time hater.”

Dawn looked between the two colleagues, subtly texting her girlfriend under the desk to call her so she had an excuse to leave, hoping she would be able to eavesdrop and get a juicer confrontation if they thought they were alone. “Whoops, Amanda’s calling me, hope you guys work this out,” she said as she made a beeline out of sight.

The other two barely acknowledged her, Q even less than Nymphia, who had her undivided attention. “Don’t you gaslight me, you’ve been stepping on my toes since I got here.”

“It’s not my fault you happen to be underfoot,” Nymphia replied, then hid her mouth behind her hand to skew the fact that she was giggling, “I’m just glad you’re not charging me rent with how much space I take up in your head.”

She glared at her. “God, you’re fucking insufferable.”

“You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.”

That nearly made Q choke on her tongue, face flushing red. “Ha, only in your wildest dreams, babe.” As confidently as she said that, she knew just who would star in her dreams tonight.

#qymphia #shother

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jeankluv · 1 year

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A happy ending || Jean Kirstein (pt. 1)

Paring: Jean Kirstein x gn!reader

Warnings: angst, character death, blood, spoilers for the manga and upcoming season and that’s it I think

Words: 1,3K

Note: sorry if there are any grammar mistakes and also sorry for the angst, I’m only giving my boy Jean tragic fics.

Part. 2 here

Your body was exhausted, after everything you didn’t stop for a single moment since you left the jail in Shiganshina. You left the island, betrayed those you used to call commanders, join those who once were your enemies.

And now here you are in a ship waiting to arrive in Odiha to catch the flying boat and try to stop Eren. You still couldn’t believe all this, was what Eren doing really worthy? For them was worthy? Sacrifice everyone else just for them?

The sea air hit your face and brought you back to reality, the view was beautiful, something six years ago you wouldn’t believe was real but here you are.

That’s when you felt someone sitting next to you. You didn’t have to look to see who was, it was him, your best friend, soulmate and the love of your life.

-Hey… how are you feeling?-He looks at you with a worried look. He knew all this was really getting to you and he didn’t want anything else that made you feel safe. He already hated the fact you were here, he hated the fact you also joined the scouts, he hated the idea of you in danger.

-I’m… I’m feeling exhausted, not going to lie.- You looked at him.

He put his arms around you and kissed your forehead.- We will get through this… I promise.

-I hope you are right.- You said while closing your eyes, and for the first time in a while you felt like you could relax, you felt saved.

It wasn’t long after that you fell asleep on his chest, and for a couple of hours you were able to rest. When you woke up again, you were in one of the cabins of the ship and it was dark outside. You left the camarote and saw some of the engineers going from one place to another. Apparently we were about to arrive at the place Kiyomi mentioned.

You saw Mikasa and approached her.- Mikasa…

-Hey (y/n), how are you?

-I’m feeling better, but how are you…? You know you can talk to me, I know that after Sasha’s death I got a bit distant but you still have me.- You smiled at her.

-I’m okay (y/n) and I know, thank you.- Gives you a sweet smile.

-Have you seen…?

-He is outside with Connie.

-Okay thank you Mikasa.

You left her and went outside, to see Jean talking with Connie. You approach them with a smile.

-Hello (y/n)!- said Connie with a smile on his face.

-Hi Connie

-Hey beautiful, did you rest?- said Jean while kissing your cheek

-I did, thank you for taking me to the bedroom.

-You know some of us are still alone right?

-Shut up Connie. Are you jealous?- said Jean, hugging you and kissing you, you giggle with his action.

-Guys stop! We are getting closer right?

-Yeah we will arrive in less than an hour.

You keep chatting with Jean and Connie and for a moment it almost felt like everything was okay, like you weren’t behind Eren trying to stop him from killing everyone outside Paradise. It was until one of the crew members said you were about to hit the base that you stopped talking and started moving.

You saw the captain also wanting to help, despite his serious injuries.- Captain… you should be resting, with those injuries…

-Kid cut the shit out, I’m going to fight, I need to kill that monkey.

-I know you made a promise to him, but you have to be alive for that and if you force yourself before the fight it could be worse.-You say cutting him, you know he was a stubborn and it was going to be impossible to change his mind.- So sit here and wait until everything is ready for us to leave okay?

He stayed silent for a few seconds.- Okay kid.

You nod and went to help in what you could. Everyone was helping and the flying boat was almost ready, you saw how Annie was leaving. She didn’t want to fight anymore, she didn’t have the motivation or anything to fight for. You wondered why you were fighting, why didn’t you accept Floch’s deal, one where Jean and you could finally have that dream life you always talked about, get married and eventually have children, you could see grow. Have a simple life together. But you decided to decline and become a traitor to everyone on the island. Maybe it was the correct choice, you didn’t know, but it was your choice and you didn’t regret it.

Some gunshots took you out of your mind. You saw Floch, he was alive and shooting at the flying boat. You also saw Mikasa reacting as fast as she could and taking him down.

The gunshots stopped and that’s when you felt, blood. You were bleeding, one of the bullets hit you. Your body was shaking, you felt your legs losing strength and then falling down. This was the moment. You were dying.

-Hey (y/n)!- You felt Armin right next to you, trying to stop the bleeding.- Hang it there, don’t close your eyes, okay?!

It was impossible, you were so tired, you wanted to close them. But where was he? You need it to see him one last time. You needed to tell him you loved him.

-Jean…

-He is coming (y/n)… don’t worry.- Armin said while holding your hand, Connie was also there, he was now trying to stop the bleeding like Armin, but it was not going to change anything, your destiny was already written.

-Jean, come here!! It’s (y/n)!!- Shouted Connie, he was once again going through the same hell, he was losing another one of his best friends, and he couldn’t do anything.

Jean turned around and saw you lying on the floor with Connie and Armin right next to you. He knew what happened, so did Mikasa and Hange, who were with him. He stood as fast as his leg let him and ran towards you.

-Hey (y/n)…- He said while touching your face softly.- I’m here, look at me.

-Jean…- you said looking at his golden eyes, oh those eyes you loved so much.

-Yes… listen it’s going to be okay.- He said while holding you hand, you shake your head, it wasn’t.- Yes it will, you will be okay… and… and we will get married once all this shit it’s over… have… some kids… and have the best life. You and me.- His eyes filled with tears, he knew all those dreams weren’t going to happen. You were leaving.

-Jean…- You needed to tell him before dying.- I… love you

The tears were falling down his cheeks and words were almost impossible to come out.- I know my love, I love you too.

-In another… life,… let’s make those… dreams come true…- You said while giving him a sweet smile.

-We will, we will my love.- He said while kissing your forehead.

-I love you…- Knowing those were going to be the last words you get to tell him.

-I will always love you.- He said and kissed you one last time.

Then everything ended for you, the only thing Jean could at that moment was hold you and cry. You were gone, the person he loved the most, the one he swore to protect, died and he was unavailable to do anything.

-Jean…- Connie touched his shoulder.- We need to move, the rumbling it’s coming.

-Connie… we can not leave (y/n) here, we can’t!- He said, hugging your lifeless body which was starting to get cold.

-Kid please… if we don’t get the flying boat started then all our efforts will be in vain, (y/n) death will be for nothing. We need to stop Eren.- This time it was Levi who spoke.

Jean put your body down and kissed your forehead one last time.- I’m sorry my love… In my next lifetime, I promise you to find you and make all those dreams come true. We will have our happy ending.

This time you weren’t able to have that happy ending, but maybe in another lifetime, in another universe, you two can meet again and be happy like you always dreamed of.

#aot x y/n #jean kirschstein x reader #aot x reader #jean kirstein x reader #jean kirschtein angst #jean kirschtein imagine #jean kirstein #jean kirstein fanfiction #jean x reader #jean kirschstein #jean kirschtein fluff #aot x gn!reader #Spotify

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evengirlierballs · 9 months

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What are your NITW headcanons?

I HAVE A LIST: 1. Gregg is trans and might realize that after they start living in bright harbour 2. Bea and Jackie are the best two characters to ship don't @ me. 3. The Janitor is a cryptid who just shows up to fix things when people are going through difficult transitions, hence is obsession with fixing doors. He's always helping people through thresholds of uncertainty 4. Germ is. 5. Gregg and angus will eventually break up/join a polycule after seeing what else is out there, since right now theyre the only gay boys in town to their knowledge. 6. Mae is Nonbinary (directly disproven in a statement by the creators, i simply do not care) 7. Gregg and Mae and Angus are all supposed to be fat characters!!!! I continue to re-iterate this and display it in my work. Most people dont have a problem with angus being fat but they will often draw gregg as a twink and mae as a female twink, but:

THIS BOY IS WIDER THAN HE IS TALL LIKE GOT DAMN how are people still pretending that he's a twinklet. all i have to say is NUH UH! and for mae, her clothes are often depitcted as too small and i just like the idea of her form matching gregg's as their connection is strong. 8. Gregg clearly prefers physical activites like skating, biking, smashing cars with bats, crossbowing, knife fighting, archery (etc) but I also totally feel like he's a nerd you know? like he'd totally have a fun night with angus and mae and bea playing DnD or something, He may not have always been into that stuff, but Angus would totally get him into it. 9. [SPOILERS AHEAD] I believe that obnoxious church group was part of the secret town cult. We never get to know all of who was a part of the conservative uncle cult, and what we do know about the members is vague at best. But, there's a small list of people i noticed who don't show up for the final day of the game before band practice, it could just be a coincidence, ya know, theyre just sleeping in or something, But i wouldn't be surprised if those shitheads who refused to house bruce bit it at the bottom of the well. For a while I also thought Bea's dad and Aunt Molly were part of the cult, but in the weird autumn edition, both of those characters are encountered during the final day/cutscene on mae's puter. 10. Mae's grandad and that older union dog lady (sasha? i think?) were totally slonkin' each other's shit silly style between/at protests. 11. If you smack gregg's knife enough times in the knife fight scene, it'll break! and he'll replace it with a much cooler orange knife. This isn't a headcanon, this is just a fun fact from me! Lar! 12. Angus is definitely the top, he's just soft about it. and gregg is just a hyperactive bottom. 13. In the scene where mae attends the party in the woods with her friends, The eternal idea of, "a douchebag with an acoustic guitar who does nothing but bring it to parties to play one song" is referenced. It is my personal headcanon that that guy is playing wonderwall. 14. my cat is currently trying to attack my butterflies hold on 15. When pastabilities opens, the gang will all get a delicious meal there, and it will be revealed that pastabilities has a local music night every tuesday, and as a result, Mae and Gregg convince bea and angus to finally play out, and they go to pastabilities to perform their first ever (mini) (unnoficial) (local) concert.

#night in the woods #Lar answers

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nobodieshero-main · 5 months

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bestie bestie beloved i listened to the song 'atlas hands' by benjamin francis leftwich and maybe it's just bc i saw atlas and immediately applied the song to him but idk i just think it really fits him? that sense of wanderlust intermingling with loss and the grief of a devastating adventure, 'i will remember your face cause i am still in love with that place' - conflicting thoughts because the journey 'killed' keika but now atlas is back safe and maybe there's a part of him that still aches for that which he doesn't know, or perhaps there's regret even that his own wanderlust involved keika to begin with. idk i feel like this might not fit but it's a very pretty song either way - @tbos-main

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no because you're so right it's not even funny, when i first saw the title i went ''haha atlas'' and then i actually listened to it and i was like "oh this IS an atlas song-"

Take me to the docks, there's a ship without a name there And it is sailing to the middle of the sea The water there is deeper than anything you've ever seen Jump right in and swim until you're free

like the first verse is immediately Atlas deciding to go on the quest, stepping into the unknown with a smile, uncaring really of whatever he may face because he's finally soothing that itch under his skin that's always sung of adventure. And there's that idea of freedom, hiding that undercurrent of danger that I just think suits him and the story so well yknow??

I will remember your face 'Cause I am still in love with that place But when the stars are the only things we share Will you be there?

the chorus?? absolutely about him and Keika, and even subtly about Atlas' own guilt and feeling unworthy of having Keika in his life again

Money came like rain to your hands while you were waiting For that cold long promise to appear People in the churches started singing above their hands They say, "My God is a good God and He cares"

OKAY OKAY OKAY I LOVE THINKING ABOUT THIS VERSE IN REGARDS TO NOBODIES HERO BC THE GOD IN QUESTION IS PRINCE SASHA - so that first line just fits so fucking beautifully into the fact that Atlas and Co. are basically paid to keep quiet about what actually happened on the quest. Prince Sasha literally gives them hush money, and Atlas takes it because he doesn't know what else to do; and then that second line?

Atlas made a promise to himself that he'd get Keika home safe, and he failed in that, so he's just like. forever waiting for it, if that makes sense?? it makes sense to me

and then the last two lines are about the citizens of Prota and their near god-like worship of Prince Sasha bc of generations of propaganda and shit; and in the context of nobodies hero "my god is a good god and he cares" has this like twisted meaning, where it's both how people actually feel and it's the bitter sarcasm of keika mocking them for feeling that way?

I've got a plan, I've got an atlas in my hands I'm gonna turn when I listen to the lessons I've learned I've got a plan, I've got an atlas in my hands I'm gonna turn when I listen to the lessons I've learned

and basically this final verse is basically just Atlas' learning from his past mistakes, he knows what he's stepping into now when he decides to go on another adventure, he knows what might be waiting for him at the other end and this time he's not going to let it happen.

#curling up under the table thinking about that last verse specifically #he's 21 with a plan built on a craving and an atlas too big for his hands; clean and untouched by the world #he doesn't know when to stop. when to turn. he hasn't learned his lessons yet.#and then he's 26 and he's got a plan built on the ghosts of learned-from mistakes. the atlas fits in his pocket.#the world is not so big to him now. not anymore.#the pages are torn and worn and covered in scribbled handwriting; notes and warnings and memories #he's /learned/ now; he knows when to turn #this is an OLD post #one of the og atlas posts i think actually #anyway every time atlas hands comes on i am distraught #atlas lavore

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the-determined-sparks-au · 1 month

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Take this as an opportunity to rant and rave about any blorbo of your choosing

AHHHHHH I LOVE YOU ANONS THANK YOU FOR KEEP SENDING ME ASKS

my blorbo of course is my girl Blaze! She is my female Firestar, who i have been trying to create since my middle school days after I learn that the Hunters at first wrote fireheart as a girl but I felt most, how to say...dissapointed that they would have her with graystripe...GRAYSTRIPE? Like don't get me wrong my grayfire fellows, I do think the ship is cute...if it wasn't canon graystripe...because canon graystripe is a...well you know, not really a good friend, not a good deputy and well...yeah I mean don't get me wrong...but I like him and fire just as friends, though Ankh makes a good grayfire that is for sure (listen Flippy never forgave him for attacking Fire when Fire was trying to help and I still hold a grudge)

So, that's where Blaze came from, or her full name Blazelight. Over the last few years she became more from a copy of fireheart that's a girl to her own person. She still has fire's mischief into sticking her nose into things that people really don't want her too, and standing for what right even if it goes against the code but unlike fire she will fight. She won't have the other clans, or kingdoms say shit about who she lets in, and she won't just try to talk it out because she does like fighting, it's part of Thundergrowth's culture, they love a good fight. She and Tigerclaw are like the power couple of Thundergrowth, Blaze softens him up a bit, while Tiger...well is one of the reason why Blaze is a bit claw first ask questions later.

Honestly the most excited thing I can't wait to write about (If I ever get to it) is Blaze's relationships, with Blizzard, Tigerclaw, Flickertail and the other prophecy cats, her brother Soot, along with Smoke and Scorch (Sasha)

#warrior cats au #warrior cats rewrite #blazepaw #Blazelight #DS: Fireheart

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autocon23 · 1 year

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Fanfic Advent Calender 2022

Hey everyone!!!

I'm so sorry I posted super late!! I was supposed to post on Dec 7th, but I had been busy last week. So, I guess all you wonderful readers get to have another day for the this super fun event.

Thanks again to @lilythemadqueen who's the one who put this all together. She's the one who finds all the prompts for this and assigns them to people who participate. She's super awesome and if any of you haven't read her stuff or anyone else's who are participating in this event, you totally should. All of them are super awesome and they right some good shit.

Day 6 - Finding Peace in a Winter Wonderland

Fandom: Boondock Saints/The Walking Dead Crossover

Prompt: first time seeing snow (reader or s/o’s first time)

Ship: Connor MacManus x OC x Daryl Dixon x Murphy MacManus

Quick Author's Note: Ok, so I am doing another Christmas oneshot based on my crossover. If you didn't know, I did two Christmas oneshots for the previous event last year. It technically is supposed to be for my crossover series, however, it only took place between parts 2 and 3 (BDS1/2). This time, it's in the TWD part of my series. Specifically, this takes place between s5/s6. Post-Wolves/pre-Negan. Basically, this is a fun little oneshot as to what the future of my series may, or may not, look like along with a cute little spoiler for everyone aside from @lilythemadqueen and @phoenixblack89 (who know pretty much how most of my series is going aside from a few plot points between s9/s10/s11 that I need to go do some serious outlining to figure out how to get this towards how I really want this to end). One last thing, I did change the prompt a little. It still remains the same, but be slightly different.

Anyway, enjoy~!!

Somedays Katie can’t believe that this is her life.

She’s survived the initial outbreak of a zombie outbreak which resulted in the collapse of the entire world. Then, spent the next two, almost three, years surviving with a group. She considers herself lucky that her husbands and children survived as well. That they had Rocco and Romeo with them as well She considers herself lucky to have found a good people among the group she’d end up with outside of Atlanta once Rick woke up from his coma.

She still feels the pain from losing the prison and many of th people she’d been responsible for when the Governor returned. She’d hoped that Michonne would find that monster on one of her many trips before something horrible happened. She doesn’t blame the swordswoman what happened either. She’d spent most of that year searching for him.

Still, Katie can’t help but be angry at the Governor. All the people they lost resulting in the prison’s fall. The remainder of the people of Woodbury, the other survivors they’d found afterwards, Herschel, Oscar, Big Tiny, Shane, Andrea, Randell, T-Dog.

Bob.

That death still weighed heavy on the blonde. Especially when she saw how Sasha had started to shut down from losing someone who she let get so close to her. Tyreese tried to help her where he could, but he’s been struggling recently trying to adapt to having lost part of his arm. Merle had stepped up in a big way with Tyreese. The surly redneck taking the younger man under his wing. Showing him the ropes on how to care for his stump. How to adjust to now having only one hand. It hadn’t been easy, but Tyreese improved every day.

Katie shook her head as she climbs out of her warm bed to walk to the bathroom. It’s been a couple months since her group had been found by Aaron and brought to Alexandria. It’d been even less time since the Wolves attacked. This community had been slowly taking their heads out of the sand and started taking her group seriously.

It was still hard as the group had lost their leader, Deana. Especially Spencer, her oldest son. In a short amount of time, Spencer had lost his younger brother, his father, then finally his mother. Katie had been encouraging the others to give Spencer his space to grieve, but to take turns checking in on him every day. Offerings for shoulders to cry on and ears to talk to remind the young man that he’s not alone and that he can heal from this.

After all, the point of a community is to help one another.

Isn’t it?

Katie walks out the bathroom to head to the doors that lead out to the small balcony she had. She pulls the curtains open and is greeted by the sight of bright white. She lets out a displeased hiss at the sudden brightness before closing the curtains quick. Chuckling could be heard behind her as she rubs the spots out of her eyes.

“Dat’s one way t’ wake up,” she could hear Murphy tease from behind her.

Katie turns her head to see her husband walking closer to her. “I guess it snowed last night, huh?”

“No,” he drawled playfully. He wraps his arms around her and kisses her temple. “What makes ye say dat, love?”

Katie rolls her eyes, then pinches his side. He lets out a yelp as he jumps away from her. “Kids awake?”

“Yup,” he replied, “Connor and Daryl ‘ave dem. Wanted t’ let ye sleep a bit. We know ye been ‘avin’ trouble sleepin’ since de prison fell. Wanted ye t’ get de sleep ye need.” He takes her hand and leads her towards the door to head down the hall. “Came up t’ tell ye dat breakfast is ready and we’re ‘avin’ a snow day.”

Katie raises an amused eyebrow. “Snow day, huh?”

“O’ course.” Murphy grins. “Arty and Appo ‘aven’t seen snow before. Dis will be de first time dey do. It’s also Daryl’s first winter as a father. It’s our obligation t’ let ‘im ‘ave a fun day playin’ wit’ de kids like a dad.”

“Don’t act like you and Connor aren’t also going to try and devise a way to get into our pants on top of this,” Katie shot back playfully.

Murphy puts a hand over his heart in mock offense. “’ow dare ye accuse me and me brother o’ such nefariousness,” he gasped as they enter the kitchen, “we would never do such a terrible ding.”

Connor looks up from where he’s plating breakfast for the kids. “What’s goin’ on?” Daryl, who’s in the middle of feeding Artemis a bit of oatmeal, glances over in mild interest.

“Katie dinks dat us ‘avin’ a snow day is a cover fer some kind o’ nefarious purpose from us,” Murphy complained, “I was only tellin’ ‘er dat it’s de first time dat Artemis and Apollo will see snow and dat it’s Daryl’s first winter as a father, officially.”

Connor caught on to his twin’s antics and shoots a faux hurt look at Katie. “Mo gra, ‘ow could ye dink somethin’ so terrible,” he scolds. Though, the mischief in his eyes told everyone other wise.

Katie and Daryl look at each other and roll their eyes. The two silently agreeing that the brothers were up to something. They always use days off as a chance to have some quality alone time with their spouses. Of course, they make sure that they spend time together with the kids for a big family event.

After the farm, Katie had made it a point that the group needs to take a day every now and then to spend it with their loved ones. For her, it was her husbands, children, and eventually Daryl when he agreed to explore these feelings developing between them. For Herschel, it was his daughters and Glenn. For Rick, it was his son, Lori (if he could handle not getting into an argument with her), and Shane (to rebuild their friendship after the damaging hits it had taken since Rick showed up at the quarry).

“We’re gonna have to put runs on hold anyway ‘cause of the snow,” Daryl piped up. He carefully wipes oatmeal from his daughter’s face. “Need to clear the streets in Alexandria and wait for the snow outside the walls to melt enough for the cars to travel on.”

“I know,” Katie agreed. She makes herself a cup of coffee, then moves to sit on Daryl’s free side. As she sits down, she leans over to give the redneck a kiss on his cheek. “Morning.”

“Morning,” Daryl grunts. A small, happy smile on his face.

“How’d you sleep,” she asks. Daryl has always been a light sleeper. She considered it a miracle if he’s able to go through the night without waking up from something.

“Slept alright,” he answered, truthfully, “heard the ankle-biters getting fussy on the baby monitor. Connor got up with me to help. They needed a quick diaper change and another blanket. They conked out pretty quick after that.”

“That’s good,” Katie hummed, “at least, they’re sleeping through the night.” She leans against his arm. Her lips pressing a sweet kiss to his shoulder.

“’ey,” Connor huffs, “what ‘bout me? Don’ I get a kiss?” He pouts childishly at her.

Katie rolls her eyes, then gestures him to come closer. Connor grins widely as he practically skips over to steal a quick kiss. Then, he heads back to the counter to finish up making breakfast and has Murphy help him serve it out to everyone at the table.

Katie’s multi-colored eyes lands on the empty seat at the table. “Where’s Merle?”

“Still in ‘is room downstairs,” Connor answered, “Daryl checked on ‘im earlier and found dat de poor guy’s come down wit’ de flu after all.”

“Did someone go to Denise already,” Katie asked.

“Yeah, I did,” Daryl replied, wrapping an arm around her shoulders, “she gave us some medicine to help him. Told us to also make sure that he stays hydrated and warm. And that we make sure he eats every now and then.”

Katie hummed. “See if we have any Gatorade in the community still,” she suggested, “we need to make sure that he replenishes his electrolytes too.”

“I think Rick might still have some when he and Michonne came down with the flu last week,” Daryl said, “I’ll ask him later. Might see if he’ll let us have the kids crash with him and Mich or maybe with Glenn and Maggie for a while. If Merle’s caught it, then it’s a matter of time until the rest of us do.”

“Agreed,” Katie said, “rather it just be us with the flu than the rugrats.”

Norman nods from his seat next to Murphy. “Being sick sucks balls,” he said.

Katie shoots her son a stern look. “Norman,” she warns.

“I didn’t cuss though,” the boy complained, “balls isn’t a cuss word.”

“You don’t say that at the table,” Katie chided.

“Uncle Merle says it and a lot worse stuff at the table,” Norman grumbled over his glass of juice.

“I’m not Merle’s mother,” Katie pointed out, “plus, you know I get on him about the things he says too.”

Norman looks to Daryl. “Daaaad,” he whined. His blue eyes find Daryl’s.

“Listen to your mother,” Daryl wisely says. Though, he’s smiling over his cup of coffee that he takes a quick sip of.

Apollo, sweet, oblivious Apollo, is grabbing chunks of scrambled egg from his little tray at his highchair. He’s trying to get a big piece of egg that Artemis sees from her seat and is able to lean over and steal from him. Even though Daryl had been feeding her oatmeal since she didn’t want her eggs. Apollo shoots his sister an offended look, then looks sadly at the piece of egg that she shoves into her mouth.

“Balls,” Apollo suddenly announces as he looks at his tray dejectedly.

Daryl chokes on his coffee.

The kids erupt in a loud chorus of laughter. Katie hides her face in her hands and rests on the table. Her shoulders shaking in suppressed laughter. Connor and Murphy are howling with laughter. The two turning red in the face with tears streaming down their cheeks.

Not a bad start to their morning.

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After breakfast, Connor and Katie had the older kids put together a bag with a few days’ worth of clothes while they packed the baby twins’ stuff. Murphy had already gone over to Glenn and Maggie’s to see if they’d be willing to let the six kids crash with them, Beth, Noah, and Enid until the flu bug leaves their household. The married couple were more than happy to have them. Glenn even said that it would be good practice for them to when their own future children since this would help them learn how to care for children at different ages. Plus, Maggie said that she’d been planning on trying to steal one of the younger kids for the day since she’d been in a baby fever.

Oh yeah, they really wanted to be parents.

Once the kids had their stuff taken care of, everyone, sans Merle, were dressed up for winter weather. The family exited the warm house to the brisk cold of the winter wonderland outside. Artemis and Apollo, who were babbling loudly as they didn’t like being stuffed into the bulky winter jackets, went silent as they stared at the stark, white powder.

Daryl and Katie exchanged knowing grins and decided that heading to the Rhee household could wait a little while longer.

Daryl, who held Apollo, walks down the porch steps, then kneels to the ground. “It’s snow,” he says softly to his son. He grabs a handful of it from the ground and holds it up for the baby to see.

Apollo reaches out to touch it. He grabs some to inspect it. The little bit of snow in his hand melts. The baby lets out a distressed noise, then shakes his hand wildly to get rid of it.

“Yeah, it’s cold and wet,” Daryl says softly, “but that means you can eat it.” He eats the rest of the snow in his hand. Apollo looks at him like he grew a second head. Daryl chortles, then grabs another handful of snow to offer Apollo. Katie kneels down with Artemis so she could take some from her father if she wished. “Try it.”

Artemis and Apollo take some and eat it. Artemis makes a sound like she’s trying to say ‘good’, but can’t get the ‘g’ and ‘d’ down yet. Apollo leans down to the ground to grab more. When he leans up, he smears the snow all over his sister’s face. Artemis lets out a shriek when some of the melted snow slips between her skin and her jacket.

“Oh, he’s definitely been hanging out with Merle too much,” Katie teased, “your brother would’ve done the same thing or worse, he’d just shove a bunch of snow down your shirt.”

Daryl snorts as he stands up. “Yeah, yeah.”

Connor wraps an arm around Daryl’s waist and pulls him closer. “’ey, since yer tellin’ de kids it’s okay t’ eat de snow, be sure t’ ‘ave de talk wit’ dem ‘bout stayin’ away from yellow snow,” he teased.

Daryl opened his mouth to say something, but stops when Luke lets out a yelp. The three adults and two infants turn their heads to see that Murphy had started a snowball fight with the other four children while they waited on the other half of their family. Poor Luke had been beaned in the back of the head by a snowball. The blonde boy rubbing the back of his head as he wipes away half melted snow from his hair. Sean stood a few feet behind him snickering. He wasn’t snickering for long when Leia suddenly unleashes her attack on her eldest brother to avenge her twin. The oldest starts running away only to end up in another ambush set up by Murphy and Norman. The two showed no mercy as they jumped from behind the porch and dumped a huge pile of snow on Sean’s head. The boy shoots the two of them a look that showed how much he inherited from his mother. The dirty look he sent them the same one Katie had given the three men when they buried her under a mountain of snow during the first winter.

More people come out of their homes all dressed up in their winter clothes. A few of the adults were passing out shovels and bags of salt while others just stood by and watched the snowball fight in front of the MacManus-Dixon household. Carl comes jogging over with Enid and a few of Katie’s younger cousins to join in on the snowball fight. Rick and Michonne stood on their porch with Judith in Rick’s arms. Beth dragged Noah and Maggie after her to join the fun. Glenn trotting after them with a grin on his face.

Eugene sat on the porch steps to his place to watch with Rosita. Abraham and Sasha walked by with Tyreese in handing out thermos filled with chicken soup or hot coffee that Olivia had prepared for everyone who would be outside. Tara and Denise, who’d gone on a morning walk to enjoy the fresh snow, came over to join the fun. Tara leaning down to scoop up a handful of snow herself that she threw at Glenn when she was close enough. Connor left the porch to tackle his brother into a large pile of snow. The two laughing and shouting as they wrestled. Morgan and Carol were already at the Grimes house sitting on the bench on the porch. The two sharing a blanket with hot cups of coffee in their hands. Content smiles on their faces as they watch the madness.

Katie stood on her porch with her youngest daughter in her arms. Daryl by her side with Apollo. The two adults exchanging happy content looks before watching the scene before them.

Yeah, this is a pretty good Christmas morning.

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milesmoerales · 2 years

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For the ship meme: GINTAKA but also do mayuaka pretty pleeeeease 😍

WAAAAAAAAAA VENUS THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!! you know those two are my ultimate otps 😭❤

GINTAKA

Who cooks:

gintoki of course. takasugi is a spoiled brat, he can't cook for shit. he's used to have someone do a favor for him since he's a kid. also gintoki's love language is an act of service, he's pretty much a tsundere to tell takasugi he cares about his well-being so he cooks for him instead

Who does the laundry and other chores:

tama or shinpachi lmao but probably gintoki does the laundry and takasugi learns how to do house chores if they live alone

How many children do they have:

they don't realize they're adopting two kids + a dog. not to mention takasugi feeds another yato kid so yeah they have four kids despite takasugi thinks he can't get along with kids and gintoki thinks raising children is troublesome

Who’s more dominate:

takasugi dominates gintoki on a daily basis bc gintoki can't get his shit together but gintoki absolutely dominates takasugi in bed. lbr takasugi likes to be completely dominated!!!

Favorite nonsexual activity:

making fun of each other gintoki likes to lay on takasugi's lap while watching some tv show or movies. takasugi is horror movie fanboy (probs he's a fan of robert eggers, ari aster, etc) while gintoki hates horror stuff but takasugi makes gin watch horror.... anything he does for love

Their favorite place to be together:

anywhere they can fuck (one of them is kitchen counter so true)

Any traditions:

"i would've loved to drink with you just as much."

they absolutely make out after drinking as if they're afraid they would be apart like them in another universe

Their “song”:

gintaka official national anthem: glorious days by tldk

another gintaka national anthem bc i said so: you by keaton henson or the only thing by sufjan stevens

really every song is gintaka song if you try had enough

What they do for each other on holidays:

each other hmm i think gintoki rides a scooter to anywhere takasugi wants to while takasugi gets behind gintoki on his scooter

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

gintoki is broke ass he would despise the idea of honeymoon he's like, "if we want to fuck we can do it right now. no need fancy place to do it." unless takasugi pays for it

Where did they first meet:

at the shirne. gintoki saved takasugi from bullies. i think before it happened, gintoki had seen takasugi alone there so yeah he's been gay for takasugi not even they officially met lmao

Any pets:

SADAHARU also takasugi likes to pet and feed stray cats bc let's be honest he's a cat person he has things for cats!!!

What do they fight over:

literaly anything!! gintoki is a mess and it rly irks takasugi to see things that don't feel right or when gintoki spends their money on pachinko or when gintoki texts takasugi to pick him up after he's super drunk or when gintoki is simply being gintoki etc etc takasugi nags 24/7 like a mom

oh yeah also gintoki lectures takasugi when he barely eats and only consumes nicotine or simply when takasugi neglects his own health

Do they go on vacations, if so where:

road trips!! or amusement park or beach where takasugi can feel superior bc gintoki can't swim

MAYUAKA

Who cooks:

neither, both suck at cooking lmao mayuzumi can only cook instant ramen and microwaving frozen food while akashi barely visits kitchen in his life so they like to order takeouts instead

Who does the laundry and other chores:

the maids akashi probably hires someone to do all the house chores but mayuzumi refuses the idea bc he'd rather spend their money to but ringo-tan/kaguya/sasha merchandise or newest light novel than hiring someone else to do basic house chores

How many children do they have:

they're childfree. mayuzumi thinks kid are annoying and akashi agrees.

Who’s more dominate:

definitely akashi. he's natural born leader and mayuzumi is pretty much passive in their relationship except he dominates akashi in bed (yes they're like gintaka!!!)

Favorite nonsexual activity:

mayuzumi reads his fave light novel while akashi snuggles into him

Their favorite place to be together:

bedroom 🙈

or maybe on the school rooftop

Any traditions:

one of them visits the other one week then switch on and off

Their “song”:

mayuaka official anthem: always win by mayuaka themselves aka osaka ryouta and kamiya hiroshi

the song that screams mayuaka energy: i'm not in love by 10cc

What they do for each other on holidays:

anywhere lmao i mean they're super rich??

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

somewhere quiet that people are baraly there... probably like a private island???

Where did they first meet:

ROOFTOP!!! the way akashi legit confessed that he's interested in senpai... on the rooftop... on the spring... mayuaka invented shojo manga your honor!!!

Any pets:

NO DOGS ALLOWED!! akashi hates dog but he likes his chihiro and he bans cats too bc he's the only neko for chihiro so they only have yukimaru aka the horse (it's akashi's)

What do they fight over:

whenever akashi is being a spoiled brat which is almost all the time

Do they go on vacations, if so where:

i always to see my fave ship having fun so they're going to an amusement park too!! or they simply stay at home fucking bc mayuzumi has no energy to go out

#gntk #ask #gosh i just realized gintaka is similar to mayuaka #and the fact both gintoki and mayuzumi once called takasugi and akashi 'obocchan'#also gintoki and mayuzumi have to put up w their bfs chunnibyou bs lmao #oh i remember there's a mayuaka fanart cosplaying gintaka #btw im glad we have something in common about shipping #gintaka #mayuaka #otp: i have you and you have me #otp: thanks to you

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black-rose-writings · 1 year

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Watching Shadow and Bone Season 2: Episode 1 - I am losing braincells fast

Okay, I finally have time. Let's do this.

Firstly, sorry if I miss some visual details, I am watching it on a very legal site that unfortunately has something of a potato quality.

S1 Intros looked better.

Alina is looking around in her pretty little dream sequence like "My Saints, life is so emo right now."

Sasha, my beloved.

Wasting sickness my ass.

And there is Mal, assuring her that Sasha is dead.

Where did Alina get her new fancy dress, if they've been on a ship since the end of S1? And her hair grew a lot for it being just two weeks... sorry, nit picks, but like... her hair was not that long and it doesn't grow all that much in two weeks.

Oh, look, Ketterdam. Surely, Alina will not face any danger of being kidnapped and sold into slavery, despite there being a million kruge bounty on her head last season.

So, what exactly do they think they'll find in Kerch. At least when they were running in the books, they just wanted to get to the frontier to disappear there. But like, you two don't have shit to your name... ah, I'm barely like 2 minutes in and I'm already rambling.

Oh, look, Kaz arranged them fake passports... somehow. While they were all on a ship.

*stop thinking about the details, stop thinking about the details, or you'll drive yourself crazy*

So, when exactly did she decide to go after the Sea Whip? Why does she believe it's real? Fuck, I'm doing it again.

Ah, yes, let's talk about our plans and identities openly in public where anyone can hear us.

Also, love how this is 100% the opposite of book Mal. Kinda unironially. Book!Mal can go die in a ditch.

So, we're sticking to the stange season 1 plot of Alina being some kind of a clairvoyant, huh?

Or, wait, are they in Novyi Zem? I guess they are. Okay, nevermind my first few points, I am an idiot.

I know season 1 did weird time jumps, too, but this is going to be very jarring.

Oh, look, Inej still not scared one bit of Haleen.

And... that's what happens when you leave town for months on a whim. You dunce.

Oh, look, Kaz's backstory.

Not sure how I feel about this weird twist, but sure, let's see where this goes.

I'm sorry, who did they even kill? WTF is that?

I mean, I know Ketterdam kinda sucks, but that went down way too quickly.

And Kaz trying not to lose his shit because he's surrounded by people. Well, at least that's book accurate.

Love how the guy next to Jesper is staring at him like "bro, who you talking to".

Okay, what the fuck is happening.

Oh, look at that, we are not completely ignoring that Kaz and co. got hired to kidnap and sell Alina. Well, her side of the story will, but hey, at least it's not completely glossed over like the fucking maps.

Okay, excuse, what the actual fuck is this? What in the name of hell is Nikolai doing. I am confused and not in a good way. I feel like we're missing... a lot of context. Like, a lot.

Okay, so let me get this straight... the way that they get around the "Crows planned to sell Alina into slavery" plot line is... by retconning it so that Nikolai was behind it all along. For some Saints-forsaken reason. Well, Alina is still dumb as bricks, but okay I guess.

Fjerda made ship-art. Of Darklina. For their bounty poster. (Or is this part of the whole retarded "Aleksander is working with the Fjerdans for some reason" plotline.

My question is where they got the visual reference from since everyone except for Crows and Alina-and-co. got murdered.

Kaz, mentally: Jesper, you idiot.

Wow, look at that. Room like for a queen. Wonder where they got the money from. Definitelly an upgrade from the bed-bug infested group room of the book.

At least take your fucking shoes off you barbarian!

Mal is down for travelling the world. Wow, they really pulled a full 180 on this bitch, huh?

Ew. Just ew.

Thank the Saints for cockblocking fishermen. I will vomit if they go any further.

Kaz, screaming internally: Shut the fuck up Jesper.

Oh, look, we still doing the whole "paying with jewelry got her tracked down" thing. Just, slightly less retarded.

Hold up, are we saying Jesper and Kaz are having the conversation now. Like, come on, they've worked with each other for a long time, there's no way this didn't come up before.

That is way more than 20 seconds, just saying.

Oh, look, another Alina dream sequence.

Okay, so is that like a Tether thing or is she just having prophetic dreams? If it's the Tether, how does Sasha already know what Mal is, they spoke like 2 times. If it's prophetic dreams... why though?

Language barrier? What language barrier?

Ravkan Grisha? Of all places? Is she talking about the pogroms that happened after the Fold expanded? Cause if I understand the timeline correctly, there's no way the news have spread that far, yet.

I mean, even in Novyi Zem, Grisha are not safe, in the books. There might not be society-wide prejudice, but there's also not any protection from, you know, slavers and shit (or at least not enough). Ravkan Grisha might be soldiers, but that's not exactly an uncommon profession in this world.

(calm down. You can rant later)

Please tell me this interaction isn't the reason Alina is going to go "All lives matter" on her Grisha status.

Also, how come the maps are marked in Ravkan? Again, language barrier is not a thing here.

Alina being the most suspicious thief ever.

Also, ehm, what the actual fuck is that map doing?

Wow, look at Alina, definitelly not attracting any attention with her summoning.

Why are these two talking about it... in the library of all places?

Also, I'm pretty sure public libraries with all this quantity of information available to just anyone were not a thing until the early 20th century, which the Grishaverse is most certainly not.

Dear god, this is so dumb.

Who drew that shit that it's so accurate that the people actually recognize her by it? At least when she had the physical collar in the books it made sense why everyone recognized her.

Mal being no less suspicious about asking about this shit.

For some reason, there's First Army here. Is that Bohdan from season 1? Why the fuck is he of all people in Novyi Zem?

I know the plot needs to move forwar, but this is a bit too many coincidences for my taste.

Mal's doing parkour, because we've gone 20 minutes without an action scene and if nothing happens for too long, people will start to question our dumb-fuck narrative choices.

Also, the question stands. Where the fuck did Mal and Alina get their money.

Not that I am a big fan of the King's army, but like... just shoot him. He's gonna hang for desertion, anyway. You had a gun to his head, already.

And look, how much of a badass Mal is, taking down a handful of soldiers of equal training without much trouble.

Really... you're trying to stay hidden and you've just found out there's a massive bounty on your head and you... summon in a square full of people.

I don't know why I'm bothering to use my brain anymore.

Random Zemeni people decide to protect her because... she's a Saint? I guess?

Zemeni people believe in the Saints, I guess.

Okay... let's see if they can at least write a convincing sibling dynamic when they don't intend for those two characters to fuck.

Tamar sounding far too 21st century and that's not how people talk, in general. (I say as if I talk to people).

As much as I love the bounty posters, I do have to say, I don't get how they have such a good drawing on them so quickly.

Why is Inej stealing random people's knives?

They killed Haleen. Off screen.

I mean, I guess that's one way to avoid Inej's absolutely amazing, very important and already ruined by last season revenge moment. However...

I am not saying this just because they changed the story and I know they needed to include them again, since they did last season, but like... I don't trust these writers to do these characters an ounce of justice. Or make up an alternative story that makes even a little bit of sense.

And there's still 20 minutes of an episode left. FML.

Okay, hot take, I liked book!Pekka more. This one is far too much of a cartoon villain and not in a fun way. Kaz was the one for whom it was personal. Pekka was just doing business. So, either Pekka is being pupeteered by someone else (which would make the level of too complex and dumb to work conspiracy way too high. Like, it already is, but this would be over 9000) or they really made Pekka into a cartoon villain who would hunt down one guy for a single (fake) million kruge job.

And just like that, everyone in the room went deaf.

Oh, look, Wylan. He's baby.

Inej somehow got caught sneaking in the shadows. Book!Inej would be disappointed.

Ah, yes, asking a random stranger to help break your boyfriend out of the most secure and shitty prison in all of Kerch, like, right now, something which took a lot of planning and a lot of work in the book.

(stop comparing it to the book, we know it was better, you'll drive yourself crazy)

I think telling them you're innocent when you're being dragged into the cell is... a little pointless?

I am still asking the money question.

And that's Sturmhond's ship, isn't it?

Ew 2.

Dear god, they're still using the fucking pins. They didn't have to. They could have completely avoided it. They didn't have to do it. I feel personally attacked by the inclusion of the pins.

How does Alina not realize the boat people are after her, too, right now, is beyond me. Like... my dude, my lass, nobody is going to put their life on the line for one shitty pin.

Are we getting Sasha. Please tell me we're getting Sasha being the best leader and the best character, please, I need a little bit of common sense before I lose my shit.

So... the first army is doing the sham trials of Grisha. And Aleksander is going to save them. And he's still the villain and not the monarchy. Okay. Sure.

Is that Genya?

Tell me, if this is what happens, how in the hell is she going to join Alina, who is supporting the King.

Please, tell me the show is gonna go for a "Fuck the monarchy" twist.

The First army is laughing as they're preparing to murder a bunch of innocent people. I think it's only fair that I cheer on once Sasha and the Nichevoya tear them to bits.

It's Sasha to the rescue!!!!! Hell yeah.

Now that is a hero's entrance. Moi Soverennyi!

Ah, yes, time to catch up.

Oh, look, Alina being a dumb bitch finally but her in the ass.

Well, not really, we know it's Nikolai, but Saints I wish it did.

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #shadown and bone season 2 #review #grishaverse #long post #took me 2 and a half hours to get through a 1 hour episode because it's so bad

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forestcat000 · 1 year

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Gene x Sasha x Zenix X Zane Incorrect Quotes

i was bored and wanted to make for one of my Favorite ships

Gene: You know those things will kill you, right? Zenix, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Sasha, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. Zane: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Gene: Shit. Zenix: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Sasha: OH MY GOD ZANE FELL OFF!!!

Gene: Dammit, Zenix! Zenix: What?! It wasn’t me! Gene: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Sasha! Sasha: Not me either. Gene: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Zane: *whistles*

[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake] Gene: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake Zenix: You're in a prison cell :) Sasha: You did great. Well, I got a 10- Zenix: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3 Zane: I got a 1! Zenix: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

Gene: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Zenix: I don’t know how to do that. Sasha: I don’t wear a watch. Zane: Time is a construct.

Gene: *Gently taps table* Zenix: *Taps back* Sasha: What are they doing? Zane: Morse code. Gene: *Aggressively taps table* Zenix: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Gene: I think we're missing something. Zenix: Teamwork? Sasha: Cohesion? Zane: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Gene: How did none of you hear what I just said? Zenix: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Sasha: I got distracted about halfway through. Zane: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Gene: Can I be frank with you guys? Zenix: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Sasha: Can I still be Sasha? Zane: Shh, let Frank speak.

Gene: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Zenix: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Sasha: I personally was created in a lab. Zane: I just straight up spawned lol.

Gene: *Screams* Zenix: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Sasha: Should we do something? Zane: No, I want to see who wins.

Gene: Tonight, one of you will betray us. Zenix: Is it me, Gene? Gene: No, it’s not you. Sasha: Is it me, Gene? Gene: It’s not you either. Zane: Is it me, Gene? Gene: Gene, mockingly: Is IT mE Gene?

Gene: Zenix isn’t answering their phone Sasha: I’ll call Gene: Zane and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Zenix: Hello?

Gene: Why are your tongues purple? Sasha: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Zane: I had a red one. Gene: oh Gene: Gene: OH Zenix: Zenix: You drank each other's slushies?

Gene: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Zenix: Sasha: Zane: Everyone Else At Gene’s Surprise Birthday Party: Zenix: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Gene: What are your goals? Zenix: To pet all the dogs. Gene: No, fitness goals. Zenix: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs

Gene: Where are you going? Zenix: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

Gene: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Zenix, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Gene: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Sasha: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Gene: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Gene: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Sasha: Three words. Gene:

Gene: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Sasha: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Gene, desperately, as Sasha bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Sasha: Oh! B positive. Gene: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Sasha:

Gene: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Zane: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

Gene: Zane... Zane: Oh no, 'Zane' in b-flat. Zane: You're disappointed.

Gene: Violence isn't the answer. Zane: You’re right. Gene: *sighs in relief* Zane: Violence is the question. Gene: What? Zane, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Gene, running after them: NO-

Zane, talking to Zenix on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Zenix: You bet! Zane: At what temperature? Zenix: 535. Zane: That's the clock. Zenix: Zane: Zenix: 536.

Zane: Zenix was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Zenix: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Zane: Zenix, you ate a chair.

Zane: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Zenix: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Zane: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Zane: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? sasha: You mean literally or figuratively? Zane: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Zane: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! sasha: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Zane: You often use humor to deflect trauma sasha: Thank you Zane: I didn't say that was a good thing sasha: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Sasha: I was thinking I'd do some magic- Zenix: You? Magic? Sasha, it says talent show.

Sasha: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Zenix: *chugs entire bottle* Zenix: It’s perfume.

Sasha: It’s dark in here Zenix: Don’t worry dude I got this Zenix: *Stomps their feet* Zenix: *Skechers light up*

#gene x zenix x sasha #Zenix x Gene #Zenix x Sasha #Zenix x Zane #incorrect quotes #Gene x Sasha #Gene x Zane #Sasha x Zane #zane x gene #Zane x Gene x Sasha x Zenix

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oatmealmika · 2 years

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attack on titan characters and random jobs (modern au)

tw : multiple curse words

part 2 part 3

Eren Yeager :

• definitely got a job at a fast food restaurant and manages the drive thru.

• i know this little fuck has gotten into a fight with a customer at least once it was jean.

• him and jean

• he actually gets along pretty well with his coworkers, they just think he’s a bit much.

• when the customer asks for something he suggests, he would think about it for a while, saying little side notes like, “oh wait, the chicken tenders suck…” and “don’t recommend the apple juice, it’s expired”.

• he’d end up getting fired, but hey, he was forced into getting a job by his mom so he couldn’t care less.

Mikasa Ackerman :

• i headcanon she plays the guitar and she would sometimes do gigs at restaurants.

• the songs she’d play are a mix of covers and songs she actually made.

• the songs she’d write would sound like mitski’s music.

• eren, armin, jean, sasha, and connie, being supportive friends, came to watch her play.

• on the topic of her friends, if they knew the song she was playing, they’d sing along.

• once, she was singing a mitski song and eren was screaming his lungs out. he had to leave.

Armin Arlert :

• would work at a library and read to the little kids they love him so much.

• he is very good at reading to an audience because of how clear and nicely toned his voice is.

• the kids would be super into the book, too. like, they’d be flipping out over how molly befriended her enemy because of the power of friendship.

• he really cares about the kids and would give them life advice and emotional support for whatever’s going on in their life <3

• when eren and mikasa came to pick him up, they saw how he was with the kids and they melted-

Jean Kirstein :

• does online art commissions

• and has the prices to be way too expensive

• like, yes, artists do deserve to get a rightful amount of money, but jean would charge wayyy too much (lmao)

• marco is standing next to his desk like, “jean, you’ve been working all day, let’s go to sleep”.

• “yeah, no”

• he actually has a youtube channel where he usually does reaction videos, but he doesn’t get paid for the videos. he’s always plugging his art on his channel.

Connie Springer :

• comedy youtuber

• whether it’s sketches with sasha, reaction videos, or vlogs about him going to disneyland, this man does it all.

• i think he’d make similar content to anthpo.

• and, like anthpo, he’d invite his friends to do stupid stuff with him. his followers know all of his friends’ names by heart, at this point.

• he’d take pranks too far and jean would scold him on camera while connie tries to tell him the camera’s still on.

• “j- jean… the camera’s-…” “no! no more interrupting me! you have to change.”

• i think his channel can be summed up in the “how much did you pay for that taco” vine.

• also really good at doing impressions.

Sasha Braus :

• a sign spinner

• doesn’t even know anything about the business she’s doing this for, she just had debt to pay.

• really talented, actually. she invited connie to watch her at her job once and he beatboxed.

• a chef from the restaurant down the street comes to give sasha food everyday, and he sits with her during her lunch break.

• “thank you, nicolo!!”

• connie and jean ship them

• this girl never loses her energy, istg. she could do this all night if her boss didn’t make her leave.

Historia Reiss :

• if she wasn’t forced into working for the family business, she would be manicurist.

• she’d talk a lot to customers but it’s endearing :)

• “and then reiner was all like-…” “uhm… miss? you’re painting on my skin…”

• straight up insults the music they play in the salon.

• “this place really needs to up their game on the music…”

• then she’d start taking about how her girlfriend’s job has good music.

• sometimes her girlfriend, ymir, comes over and does weird shit in the salon. like, if somebody dared her to cut a large chunk of her hair off, she’d do it.

• ymir would be told to leave, but historia would make her manager let her back in.

• if she finds out a client is also queer, she invites them to lunch with ymir. she wants to be friends with all the local gays.

Ymir :

• growing up, she had this friend named porco and they opened a motorcycle shop together.

• they’d also have some 10/10 music playing, this is a playlist of what i think would play in their shop :

• probably charges extra money for when her friends come get their bike checked out (like the little shit she is).

• porco and ymir pick on this customer that comes in sometimes, his name is reiner, idk if you know him-…

• if you ship pieck x porco, here’s something : ymir is porco’s wingwoman and is excruciatingly obvious about porco’s feelings about pieck when talking to her.

• if pieck reciprocates his feelings, they, with ymir and historia, go on a double date <3

• if they’re not playing music, they’re playing a true crime podcast.

Reiner Braun and Bertholdt Hoover

• run a podcast together!! it ranges from true crime, to tv show analyses, to just gossiping about whatever comes to mind.

• one time, reiner started confessing his deepest, darkest secrets on an episode of the podcast and bertholdt was like, “re- reiner! that’s enough, right??”

• they edited it out, though, because nobody wants to hear about what age reiner pissed the bed ‘till.

• if they ever cover a horror-related thing, bet your ass bertholdt would be internally petrified.

• “and did you know [insert very gruesome and disturbing thing, in graphic detail]?” “no, i didn’t, reiner! just please carry on!!”

• reiner notices how scared bertholdt is when doing horror related things on the podcast, so they eventually stopped doing them.

• overall, they’re pretty funny on the podcast and invited connie onto their podcast, which only made the podcast even funnier.

Annie Leonhart

• this one could be very obvious : personal trainer, or not so obvious : dog walker.

• we have to think about this : would annie (my beloved) really be into socializing with others? would she enjoy being a personal trainer? i don’t really think as such…

• and, it sounds very strange, but annie being a dog walker makes sense to me.

• 1.) she doesn’t have to interact with people that much. 2) she’s getting a workout, while getting paid!!

• i think annie would be down for that, would she not?

• dogs love her. she loves dogs, she just doesn’t seem the type to like them, though.

• annie would talk halfly to herself, halfly to the dogs.

• “and, so, mikasa said-…”

• slay :)

(let me know if i should make another one of these for other character)

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aot #snk #eren yeager #mikasa ackerman #armin arlert #jean kirschstein #connie springer #sasha braus #historia reiss #ymir #porco galliard #reiner braun #bertholdt hoover #annie leonhart #attack on titan headcanons

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melishade · 1 year

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Attack on Prime Winter Anthology: Breeze

Main Story

Leaves

“You know, one would think that it would be a little warmer at the beach, but it’s just as cold as it is in the mainland!” Jean shouted, wrapping his arms around himself to keep his body warm. The Survey Corps resided at the port for the day to discuss construction plans, but the weather had not improved over the past few days. It had only gotten worse. They all were staring out at the ocean, listening to the waves crash against the rocks and sand.

“At least we’re not doing training exercises in the cold,” Connie retorted, his own arms wrapped around his body.

“Winter! Foreboding and deadly!” Sasha declared followed by a sneeze.

Mikasa could only pull her scarf above her nose and sigh. She never liked this time of year. She never liked how cold it always got around this time. It just...brought up too many sad memories.

“Maybe a nice cooked meal would help,” Armin suggested.

“Yeah, I’m not cooking out in the open like this,” Niccolo declared, beginning to pack away his utensils.

“Why?!” Sasha whined.

“Because I hate the weather too!” Niccolo shouted, followed by a sneeze, “Damn it! I didn’t think it’d be this bad!”

“What’s it like in Marley?” Armin asked him.

“Worst case scenario, it rain further in the mainland,” Niccolo explained, “Sure it gets cold, but it feels like were in the damn mountains! And it only snows in the mountains and the upper regions of Marley!”

“Good to know,” Jean muttered, followed by a sneeze.

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Hanji shuddered from the breeze blowing outside as she shut the window to the room in the port. “At least we’re not doing this in tents.”

Hanji turned to her attention to Levi, Optimus, and Eren, who were all sitting down at the moment. “So, I have a list of items that I think would be beneficial for both civilian and military purposes that we could take out of the neutral ship. But if there’s going to be a delay due to the snow, we might as well get the resources we need now before the snow starts to fall.”

Hanji hand Optimus the list and the Prime began to review it. Hanji then turned her attention to Levi. “We’re still going to continue construction on the port since it is a priority.”

“What about the Marleyans and Restorationists?” Levi asked.

“We provide them with warm clothes,” Hanji answered, “These guys have been to war.”

Hanji then turned her attention to Eren. “Since I’ve never gotten the chance to study titan movement during the winter, we are going to have to run some experiments. You’ll also need to be helping Optimus with taking out parts from the neutral ship.”

“Yes, ma’am,” Eren replied.

“There are some parts from the ship we can utilize for the duration of the winter,” Optimus proclaimed as he handed the paper back to Hanji.

“Good,” Hanji folded the paper and put it back in her pocket, “But I do have a question: are you going to be okay for the next few months? With the cold and all? You and Megatron mentioned that the scraplets died due to the cold weather, which means that our weather system can kill you guys if too intense. I just want this to be address now so there isn’t an issue later.”

“The scraplets are much smaller, and have a constant need to consume metal in order to combat how quickly they burn through their energy reserves,” Optimus explained, “Megatron and I are much larger, and know how to combat the cold weather.”

“Well, if you need anything, let us know,” Hanji advised.

“Also, where the fuck is Buckethead going to be in any of this?” Levi demanded from the Prime.

“He has not specified,” Optimus answered.

“As long as he’s doing his shit in Marley, I don’t care right now,” Hanji proclaimed, “We’ll call him when it’s an emergency.”

After the meeting, the four of them had walked out of the building, only to be met with the cold breeze from the see.

“Damn it!” Hanji shouted, “I didn’t think it’d be this bad!”

“Get over it,” Levi told her.

“No!” Hanji exclaimed.

Eren did his best to keep his hands warm in his pockets. He glance over at Optimus to see the Prime was flexing the fingers of the holoform hand in a rather subtle manner. Guess Optimus seemed a little bothered by the cold too.

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biancatronic · 1 year

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I'm doing a drawing of Princess Elise and Athena (Saori Kido) shaking hands and the small similarities between them

1- His relatives/or father figures are problematic (Saori's grandfather spoils her when she was young and didn't care about his children (in the manga all the knights are half brothers of the same father) besides he treats his granddaughter as if she were Athena, that is, he took this goddess talk too serious. The Duke of Soleanna Elise's father he was the worst father, why? He was selfish in wanting to use the power of Solaris to right the wrong and bring his wife back which resulted in complete shit, those involved died and even involved his daughter almost killing her, not that it was when he had an idea to seal a demon of fire inside her body making her suffer for never crying to release the fury of Iblis inside her and that resulted in her staying no friends 10 years being cared for only by the castle's servants without making contact with ordinary young people like her).

2- are hated by the fanbase for being selfish, and without feelings and being useless

In addition to the fact that the fandom doesn't like characters who "don't do anything useful", this irritates me since the work shows genuine acts they do to be effortful and even their strategies like Saori did in the Hades arc where she made a fake treat of her death to go in the winter looking for hades and in addition she was captured in her plan to face the real body of Hades in the smooth fields, in the first arc when it was revealed that Saori was the incarnation of Athena she started to open her goddess pose and it started to matter to others so much that she hides her emotion when a knight is injured or killed, however much here (the Saint seiya fandom BR fandom) treats her as uncharismatic and a stone personality, Saori demonstrates that she doesn't care about people's feelings. offenses that the gods and enemies give her seems to know how to deal with it well and even she decided to prove to Seiya and others that she is no longer her grandfather's dumb one throwing precious stones and jewels away in the sea, different from the old incarnation Sasha who is idolized by the fandom for being an athena with a mature and "charismatic" personality, what do I need to disagree with since Sasha didn't go to fight Atermis in ND, it wasn't Sasha who made a treator pretended to be captured to face Hades and when one of his knights who freed her in the vessel for her to awaken her armor and thus fight Hades at last.

Now with Elise it was not the same, but her actions in Sonic 06 to be seeing that she tried very hard when she gave the blue emerald to sonic realizing that Eggman wanted her pose for one of his plans, Elise also did not think of herself as some say, at the train station she talks to sonic to save the workers and innocent people from a possible tragedy on that mission in '06, Elise says that being cares for everyone and that you do what you can for your beloved subjects, it was Elise who gave the idea of everyone going after the chaos emeralds to revive Sonic however much came a kiss in my opinion the kiss was a spiritual symbol since Elise had some spiritual powers and she used them to revive Sonic since affection and loving kisses heal people as some fairy tales say, it was Elise who ran away from Eggman in hiding to not follow his plans and Amy helped her run by getting out of there and also threw herself on top of the ship because she prefers to die than to be a prisoner him and she sacrificed herself to save everyone from Eggman's wrath and she went to him on her own

That's it for today

#Saint seiya #Sonic 06 #saori kido #Athena #Princess elise #Elise 🤝 Saori

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