#how is this kid not deranged

[98chao]

you are not immune to the spamton-kris-jevil family propaganda

#just some simple warmup and practice stuff #a weird kid and their two deranged uncles... my favourite #i could actually write a lot about how much i like these three as a trio but i will spare you all #deltarune #kris dreemurr #jevil #spamton g spamton #my art #clip studio paint #2023

[nerdpoe]

Prefacing this with I haven't read the comics I just dip in and out like the canon is a pool and I'm trying to climb onto a pool floatie.

So y'all remember that weird fucked up mind game test Bruce pulled on Tim in the beginning of their bullshit? The real fucked up mindgame that made Tim quit being robin for a bit, before coming back and being all "I know I'm not gonna get an apology." And Bruce was all "good."?

What if Tim realized it for what it was.

Tim realizes the test is a test and decides to get back at Bruce in his own game.

Bruce wants to act like he doesn't care about him in an effort to protect himself from grief if another kid ends up dying? That's fine.

Bruce resorting to psychological mind games to drive Tim away from seeking any support??

Not cool.

Tim realizes, and pulls a Hamlet.

He likes Dick, doesn't want the man to go through what Bruce is about to, and goes to Bludhaven to directly tell Dick not to believe ANYTHING Batman says for a month if it relates to Tim, that he's gonna teach the old man a lesson.

Dicks like "uhhhhhhh okay? U know we can just tell him whatever he's done is wrong, right?"

And Tim's just "nah, I'm past that point. See u in like three weeks to a month. This conversation didn't happen."

He leaves a copy of Hamlet in his locker in the bat cave, the only clue he's gonna drop until all is said and done, and gets to work.

Pretends that Bruce's mind fuck has driven him mad, pretends that he's sneaking off to chase down leads, pretends to talk to people that aren't there, visits the joker just to learn how to mimic his laugh, (side bar, joker has no idea why the new robin is visiting him and disabling the cameras, or why the kid just copies what he says and when he laughs, but after like two weeks of it he may be slightly uncomfortable around the kid no lie) uses makeup to make his eye bags look worse and trashes his own house (his parents are gonna be so pissed but he's already angrier than they could ever hope to be, so they can suck it), acts so unhinged Bruce calls it off and tries to tell him the truth, only for Tim to pretend like he doesn't believe him and steal the robin uniform and run away, and then goes and sneaks away from his own house (he knew he was being watched) to a warehouse he predetermined with a conspiracy theory board and string in his room (he needs to make sure Bruce knows where Tim wants him to go) and the conspiracy theory is just an amalgamation of the bullshit Joker spews (again, joker is really confused by this strange child hero and very slightly unsettled, what the fuck Batman where the fuck did u get this robin, maybe return him to the robin store? This one's defunct), makes sure it's abandoned, and blows it to hell with the robin uniform inside

He knows Bruce will be too jarred, to lost in the major trauma buttons Tim is pushing with the warehouse explosion, to do a proper analysis. He KNOWS Bruce will want it done as quickly as possible, and try to bury Tim as quickly as he can. He knows his parents won't get any phone calls for at least a month.

Then he goes to ground for a week.

Walks back into the cave after that week, corners a grieving and broken Bruce, and asks him how he likes mind games now.

After all, it was just a TEST. There was no need to skip basic steps like DNA analysis, that's just SLOPPY Bruce.

Dick, who had been warned by Tim early on and kinda knew the kid was gonna pull a fast one of Bruce, had NO IDEA it was gonna be this depraved, and is very highly Shook. Nor did he realize Bruce had tried a mind game first, and is...disappointed but not surprised, really.

But holy shit Tim Bruce started at a 9 and you escalated to a goddamn 25.

Bruce, realizing that they may both be a bit fucked up, acquiesces to therapy. For all of them. Holy shit for all of them, because that was NOT a normal teenage response and he is beginning to sense some distinctly villainous red flags from this kid.

Next time the joker breaks out he flat out refuses to believe that Tim is a Robin, and joker is the one that starts the whole Cuckoo thing, and asks Batman if he's gonna send the kid to Arkham early or if this is a weird intervention program he's trying.

Then he tries to murder like fifty people cuz he's the motherfucking JOKER.

#Batman #Tim drake #Bruce Wayne #Tim drake is deranged #Tim drake is feral #fanfic prompt #story prompt #this early on Bruce has no idea just HOW feral this kid is #in this au he's about to #maybe I'll write it #actions have consequences au #Jason comes back to pull his bullshit #only for Batman to corner good and just #look man I'm trying really #really hard #to make sure robin doesn't turn supervillain #do NOT fuck this up for me #and Jason's just #really fucking confused #because this is supposed to be his replacement? #then he tries to attack titans tower #and meets feral Tim from his au #and yeah #yeah he can see why Bruce was telling him not to cross the kid

[chanrizard]

Maniac World Tour in Japan ENCORE ✧ D2 || Victory Song

+ bonus:

2 types of people

#flashing tw #bystay #staysource #channiesnet #kpopco #stray kids #usersun #kiwitracks #userlau #adriblr #usertsu #melontrack #cheekyuser #userbeepls #dreamytag #le mie creature #fun sized australian steak #maniac world tour #unfortunately im not immune to the chabs i dont think tou understand how absolutely feral deranged unwell im feelin rn #like i could rip the kitchen table in half like i could tear a chunk of concrete off the wall with my teeth :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[sp4mja]

I've been thinking about this since the stream but

q!Fit comes from the literal hell on earth, where you can't get attached to absolutely anything, and he was hired to get something and his contractor trusts him since he can get the job done.

But still, a little egg with a mustache managed to make him change his life and his priorities. He went from not caring about anything but his mission to waking up everyday just to watch Ramón sleep in peace inside his little house decorated with pictures of their adventures together, with the cats they found together, the armor and hat Fit spent hours making just for Ramón to be safe.

And now the thought of something happening to his little egg, his son, makes him upset. He wouldn't have someone to help him build mechanism, no one to go to adventures with, no one to actual care for...

He would do anything for Ramón to be safe, anything for him to feel loved and cared for, and anyone crazy enough to try and hurt Ramón would probably disappear soon after.

His new mission was to maintain his son happy and alive...

But wasn't he in the island for another mission after all?

#qsmp #awww man. thoughts about these two #the 'man who doesn't get attached to anything but gets a kid and suddenly would do anything for them' thrope or just dynamic gets me #he is not perfect but he is trying!!! no one thought him how to dad #he comes from a wasteland! everyone is hostile #nothing lasts and nothing stays #but in the qsmp he has Ramón. who is always waiting for him. who loves in unconditionally and eho would do anything for his dad #ramon is his little lazy egg #and fit is his little deranged and a little clumsy dad #UHGHUHGUHUHGHY #fran.txt

[krisget-thebanana]

Oopsies my hand slipped and I drew this

#FINALLY gave into the urges and drew them. sorry guys the mental illness won this time #tbf i’ve been deranged about this pairing for almost a year now i think i have a right to indulge myself after so long #GOD this is embarrassing to post. my sense of shame is too strong to be posting cringe art of my godawful ships even on here #if you hate me for drawing this don’t worry i’ll go die in a hole after posting this!!! #just kidding i’ll actually probably draw more even though i find it embarrassing #death note #death note fanart #mello #mihael keehl #soichiro yagami #soichiro x mello #mello x soichiro #soichello #<— some of you may want to filter those last three tags considering that i post about them semi regularly #if you don’t know how i’m pretty sure you just go settings —> account —> filtered tags and put in whatever tag you want to filter #chara’s art #first time drawing soichiro and i draw him at the most difficult angle possible. why did i do that to myself #i mean it’s not bad for my first attempt but he looks. thinner?? then i intended??? #mello’s face looks off here but i had fun drawing him #anyways happy new years. i spent the last few days of last year and the first few hours of this year drawing this #what an amazing and productive way of spending that time #new years resolution is to go outside and touch grass #i can’t stop writing in the tags. i think it’s because i’m hesitating to post this lmao #oh my god whatever just shut up and hit post

[flowerflamestars]

#the rolling in the graves #I have been turning this one over for a century and it IS #a lil deranged #yes I think Feysand would keep having babies entirely irregardless of sense #yes I think that might be a problem in MULTIPLE WAYS #further yes I think Nesta gets to have many many many thoughts about kids that conclude into: absolutely the fuck not #Lucien! Uncle Lu! #how many people did he lose to the occupation!!! #why does canon never talk about it? ever? #he loves nesta so fucking much #(also. yes Feysand are the kind of trash to announce their pregnancy at someone elses wedding) #(OF COURSE they are) #we are sad in cool outfits and we are changing the world for love in this one

[foldingfittedsheets]

I just woke up so I’m groggy and somewhat brain dead, but I just realized your pickle post sounds like a 4chan thing. And I’m so sorry

tangentially related, your text posts and your comics do not have anything approaching the same vibe in my brain, which is NOT a complaint or criticism, honestly I love that for you, but it did make it hard to remember who chewed pickle cud.

I exist on a spectrum of extremely wholesome love stories to absolutely deranged pickle freak and it's okay that it's hard to hold those two in your mind at the same time.

But I feel like it's also a good object lesson that people are multifaceted and the batshit stories and experiences I write about are just as much a part of me as the soft squishy lovey romantic stuff.

#ask ffs #someone actually wrote on my pinned post that they came for the comics and stayed for the deranged energy and I think about it every day #I never went on 4chan but that makes sense tbh #I usually retell my funny stories a lot and my betrothed hears them on repeat #but I would have had no reason to ever share that one in real life because it's fucking insane #but one day I was like I bet tumblr would like knowing my goat lore from when I was a kid #would not have guessed how much tumblr loved it but I did know the market was here

[charlescherie]

body ody ody ody ody ody ody ody ody ah 😛 body ody ody ody ody ody ody ody ody

‼️ body crazy curvy wavy big titties lil waist ‼️

#the category is body!!!! #objectifying charles on this fine friday morning #lately ive been thinking so much about how these lyrics fit him .. #it's TRUE he's got those chits #and the microscopic waist #i wanna CHOMP #is this post deranged???? #obviously but it's me so who are we kidding #charles

[error707-thatdude]

"The Striders are the tallest amongst the human players" okay yeah sure but consider:

The Striders are taller during the game because they hit their growth spurts early and would tease their short friends, but after that? Those guys just stopped growing- almost everybody is taller then them now as adults and are now turning the tables on them as revenge

#striders literally just trying to exist: h- #alpha/beta kids who have suffered their teasing the most: hows the weather down there :) #put beta bro next to beta mom and shes taller #even MORE so cuz she wears tall ass heels she towers over him #alpha dave was a short king and proud of it #all height flavor of striders is good and fun but im just #SO amused by short striders #bee buzzes #homestuck #dave strider #dirk strider #welcome to bee's deranged thoughts of the day #unfortunately for yall its still homestuck

[thedawningofthehour]

hello ! this topic is very interesting I wish the show was allowed to delve into it more :<

I don't think the Hamato have inbreeding as miss Karai ditched the Foot and didn't have a clan, so how did she make a whole new one ? she might ve started with a few members of the Foot who ALSO didn't like the Shredder as jōnin enough to leave . the Foot were just running around ruining villages , right ? I think that karai would recruit the besieged villages and its families to fight against the Shredder , considering the Shredder just destroyed everything of theirs , and said clan would join with karai . she kept doing this , following the foot's assaults and adding more people to her hamato clan until they had enough members to actually function and fight the Foot . maybe how she began was different though. maybe karai didn't take any old Foot members with her and took refuge in a different village / clan she came to know and they joined her cause , becoming the first hamato . maybeI think the hamato in the 1500s were a collection of unrelated clans and families that banded together with shared values . so a hamato back then could marry within the clan without it being incestuous bc lots of hamato were unrelated but still obviously part of the hamato clan and the clan was huge and had so many members . for some reason , the hamato declined in numbers maybe progressively or their numbers were decimated during key events and so marrying within the clan was no longer possible bc everybody in the hamato was related at that point . sho is likely one of those hamato who had to have a kid with an outsider (someone not BORN into the clan) and atsuko was too and obviously yoshi would've had to be with an outsider as well . i bet Sho's parents also couldn't marry within the clan and one was an outsider .

I don't think the hamato would have an issue with outsiders but it just shows how tiny and vulnerable the clan is now , they can't even have hamato × hamato children anymore .

...you guys really want to convince yourself that inbreeding only happened with ugly rich people, huh?

Okay, for starters, if this is about the 'Splinter is an only child because inbreeding' thing-that was a joke. I do not actually think they were inbred to the point of the Hasburgs. For one, Draxum literally targeted Splinter because of his incredible genetics, and I doubt 'incredibly inbred' was one of his criteria. But also, shit like the Hasburgs happened after multiple generations of very close inbreeding, and that only happened because of royal family 'pure bloodline' shit. Humans generally avoid doing that, because of the obvious. The Hasburgs were very dedicated to being as inbred as they could be. And I guess it's not out of the question that the Hamato clan did the same but it seems like kind of a drastic assumption to make.

As for less severe inbreeding-guys, you do realize that everyone on earth is like...at most a fiftieth cousin to you, right? Chances are your parents and their parents and whatnot are significantly closer. We are all a little inbred. Humans have insanely low genetic diversity-that's actually why inbreeding is so disastrous for us, our gene pool is already so small.

Also, just think about the life you lead now and how it differs from how humans have lived for thousands of years. The majority of humans living in big cities verses agrarian settlements is a new thing. Meeting people and marrying people from hundreds of miles away was not the norm. For most of human history, people were born and lived and fucked and died all within the same general region. Travel was generally done on foot, especially for peasants, or maybe by mount or boat. And these small towns generally had even lower population density than small towns today-no big apartment buildings, sewage became an unpleasant problem if things became too crowded, etc. Villages and smaller towns usually had maybe a few dozen families at most, and barring the odd newcomer (or war or famine that caused your entire village to disperse and move) you were stuck with them your entire life.

Even assuming that all these families were unrelated to start-which they almost certainly weren't-it would only take a few generations for them to all be related to each other. Even people from the next village over, they still probably have a recent common ancestor with you. Unless you snagged that one guy who moved to your little village from across the sea, there was no way to avoid marrying your third or fourth cousin. Everyone was related to you.

This was really common in rural areas. They didn't understand genetic diversity very well. I made a joke a few chapters ago about Atsuko having some recessive genes that indicated inbreeding, but that is not all that abnormal. Chances are you have some too.

#also this is a kid's show they are not going to get into how hamatos married their distant cousins #i am getting into it because i am deranged and am writing a fanfiction that talks about genetics and that bullshit

[noctualagenaria]

baizhluc masterpost :D

this is Everything baizhu x diluc ive created :>

( last one was a collab i did with @leowopard, who did the lineart/sketch and all i did was color :> )

( was asked to tag @thew1tness so here's ur tag :D )

#memes to be added ! #ive made a TOOONN of text post memes bc of the daily account i used to run #i wanna go back to running it but ive fallen out with the other admin and alas i cannot log in right now so orz #but ill rb with the ones i made bc it was a Lot and i adore them all despite some of them being out of character #most of these arts before the go for it diluc image were made before baizhus release so sdfdsfs we didnt have much to go off of #and now i have more fic ideas than art ideas but i am doing baizhluc art still !! jus not finishing or posting it as much orz orz orz orz #jesters court #does that art tag even work anymore i dunno sdfsdf #it didnt pop up for me as i was typing it so orz #baizhluc.png #i also have more picmixes ill rb after the memes #i have a ship kid with them too that i considered posting here but alas i wanted just the two of them First then the ship kid can be #in another rb or smth i dunno sjhgdfs anyways #this is gonna be my new pinned post now bc i need everyone to see how Insane and truly TRULY deranged i am

[imminent-danger-came]

I only JUST realized azure lion had a actual icarus arc where he flew too close to the sun in his ambitions and burned to ash before drowning in the waves of his own failures. man LEGITIMATELY flew too close to the sun in so many ways man

the sun- the jade emperors power

the son wukong- the monkey king who doesnt abide by azure lions idea of a better world and what it costs

and the son- monkie boy who's had it up to HERE with azure lions none sense

I kinda love it, azure got exactly what he was warned he was gonna get. stuck his whole arm in that monkey cage man

I KNOW. AZURE IS SUCH A TRAGIC ICARUS TYPE CHARACTER

I've mentioned it before but that's like, lowkey every antagonist in this show. It goes like this:

Antagonist is caught for doing something they probably shouldn't be doing, and is then sealed away.

Antagonist is released when they shouldn't be, and instead of going "hmmm maybe I need to re-evaluate myself" they go directly back to their previous plans. "To live past the end of your myth is a perilous thing" —Anne Carson. All of these antagonists desperately want to live past the end of their myths and keep their story going (and they are doomed to fail).

Antagonist, who was stopped by Sun Wukong in the past, is now stopped by MK, either becoming their own undoing and destroying themselves or giving up (LBD, Spider Queen, and Azure being the former, with DBK being the latter).

#AND SO HERE'S WHY ELDRITCH ABOMINATION MK WOULD BE SO FUCKING GOOD— *gets shot* #*reanimates* —Because if Wukong stopped MK in the past like he's done for every other antagonist #that means MK has to stop himself THIS time #And we've already gotten hints of that with Curse MK V Regular MK. And it'd really resolve MK's identity and self-loathing arcs in like #SUCH a delightful way #MK ''Harbinger of chaos''-ing it and having to stop himself. Not going through with whatever previous plans his past life had. #Which is how he can save himself and his friends you know #I'm deranged. I know. But think about it. #Think about how good it would be. #lmk #lego monkie kid #asks #lmk theory #eamk theory

[pochapal]

given what we know now is it not extremely sus that shannon and kanon, being who they are and what they represent, were the only gospel house servants on rokkenjima during this specific weekend?

#umineko liveblog #the demon's roulette as some kind of deranged test to see if those two could succeed the cycle? #except instead of that we get both of them killed as extensions of the very same ritual #something here about the metaphor of the rushed chess match ruining carefully laid plans or something #what this does all do is massively throw into question How Much genji knows on this level #like. i'd argue he knows enough about kinzo's will to set in motion the epitaph killings #but was genji clued in on the whole Point of kinzo's obsession with the kids from the gospel house? #given his earlier answer it implies he was not involved with whatever became of beatrice's child which i think is linked to the orphanage #so genji's operating from an incomplete picture of blind loyalty to kinzo sacrificing the most valuable pieces as mere pawns?? maybe

[nitewrighter]

Looking through the reblogs on that kids post and Jesus none of y’all can be normal about not wanting kids.

#like a solid number of them are reasonable ‘I need to get my own shit togethers’ or ‘it’s just not my thing’ #and then there’s miles of deranged speeches about how horrible and wretched kids are #like *singing* those are human persons… #props to that one person who said ‘only in a Batman-like situation’ though

[teawizard]

I am bored at work so I figured why not post some more sketches, right? Welcome to the part 2 of my 'sketches I did in a span of roughly a month'

This one is primarily inspired by the latest chapter of The Jorge Situation by @foggyfanfic and features their amazing ocs!

#don't mind the deranged Camilo #teawizard art #others ocs #encanto oc #i should definitely make a timeline to know how old the kids are at any point in time #cause Amada looks too old to be in this particular chapter ':D

[mimiatmidnight]

Will you be commenting on the Taylor drama?

I love the way this was worded, like I'm one of the siblings on Succession and the press has cornered me outside my penthouse to ask if I'll be releasing a statement on my family's latest scandal. Hehehe anyways.

Sorry but I just don't understand how anyone is shocked. Truly what has that woman ever done to successfully convince people that this is out of character for her. Like I don't want to diminish anyone's pain or anything but I see all these stans on here and over on Twitter in all this distress, having their very first epiphanies like "Hold on . . . does Taylor . . . suck??" And I kinda just have to chuckle at them cause like bless your hearts babes, but omg catch UP 😭

Lol because 1) she is a severely emotionally stunted person who thinks edgy British "bad boys" are hot like she's 12 years old, 2) she has no true deeply-held moral principles outside of issues that directly affect herself, and 3) truthfully, she seems to be suffering from a serious crisis of identity after the end of the longest and most significant romantic relationship of her life, and in my opinion is pretty clearly desperate to prove something to the world/her ex/herself.

The first reason is cringe but not news to longtime viewers, the second reason is pathetic but also not news (to those who can be honest with themselves), and the third is . . . understandable in some sense, but not pitiable enough to make me willing to humor this insufferable little episode she's having. I wish her luck on this humiliating rebound journey, but she is gonna have to walk that road on her own.

Normally, I always roll my eyes when people make these kinds of jokes, but given the circumstances I feel justified in saying: I can't wait to hear the breakup song about him, sis 🤡

#the great thing about disliking your own fave is that they simply do not have the power to disappoint you lol #like her stans (at least those who arent complete sycophants—which sadly is not most) are breaking down over Babys 1st Cognitive Dissonance #meanwhile im just over here chilling lol #ive also just NEVER been particularly invested in her personal life anyways so im gucci on that front too #i didnt even realize specific songs were about specific celebrity exes until *several* years into listening to her music #thats how unplugged i am lol #she is unusually extremely visible in the collective conscious right now cause of the tour and this insufferable PR blitz #but the absolute best thing for me is when she disappears and i dont have to perceive her -- the actual person -- outside of her music #and then it can just be me and my lifelong companion the fictional character “taylor swift” (c)(r)(tm) #so personally the only real threat this hangs over my head is the thought she might put him on an album #like that does strike real terror in my heart im ngl #ESPECIALLY any of the rerecords oh my god #and given the way hes been tailing her in and out of that damn studio . . . its not looking good for me kids 🥴 #i cant believe she would be that dumb after making the same mistake with joe on folklore #cause even tho now she has to suffer the indignity of sharing a grammy with her ex (LMAO) #at least we can understand that at the time she thought they were in it for life #but if she pulls that shit again with a REBOUND??? just to like stick it to joe or further delude herself or whatever? #idk im gonna need interpol or somebody to step in and do something drastic like this is a cry for help #did you guys see that euphoria meme someone made about her deranged “ive never been happier!!!!” speech the other day? #it was SO funny ill go find it