#how is this my life

[mizzyislost]

wh. when. when the slugs. are cats.

#rain world #RainWorld #slugcat #i love them #so very very much <3333 #im so fuckin tired #ive sat here. for over an hour. just drawing slugcats and listening to chuckle sandwich. #how is this my life

[throneofsapphics]

a mass email at work went out about “appropriate ceramics for zoom calls”

anyways here’s the bottom of my lovely mug I’ll keep using

#I am the problematic personality hire #how is this my life

[reginamangala]

So uh update my fic has FUCKING MERCHANDISE?!?!?

Someone read Sanguimancy, loved Al and Lee so much that they not only drew art but *made things,* and now have those things in their houses. None of it’s for sale (and prob never will be, legal stuff) but people did this of their own volition.

For once I’m at a loss for words.

#how is this my life #sanguimancy #radiosoul #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin art #hazbin oc #hazbin original character

[johntorrington]

theater school is crazy we’re talking about stage rigging in one of my classes and i guess that’s hard to make homework for. so one of my assignments is to use the knots we learned in class and find a way to lift a mug without water spilling out of it. i’m paying tuition to be graded on mug shibari

#how is this my life #(circus music starts)

[fairylwt]

look at this never-have-been-seen-before photo that i took of louis at lokerse feesten last summer. yes, i was that close to him. yes, i touched him. no, i’ll never get over it.

#louis tomlinson #louis tour #ltwt 2022 #lokerse feesten #louis tomlinson concert #louis concert #louis show #i’m so not okay #i can’t #how is this my life #louis tomlinson hot #HIS VOICE WITHOUT A MIC #i’m dead

[ampheenix]

IM GONNA CRY BRO I WAS SENDING IN AN APPLICATION FOR A JOB AND INSTEAD OF UPLOADING A HEADSHOT I UPLOADED A FRICKIN BSD PANEL😭😭😭😭

#HOW IS THIS MY LIFE #actually wait if I get an interview anyway that'd be hilarious but sTILL #bsd anime #bsd manga #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #skk #soukoku

[cadetral]

so we all want dan and phil to play omori right? right????

#like i hope im not the only one who'd go insane if they didn't #we need to back each other up omori people #dan and phil #dan and phil games #how is this my life #omori

[voxofthevoid]

In the latest development involving Tumblr's PvP features, @lilyfarseer blazed my post on an unfortunately named sex position to demonstrate that the OP can block/extinguish a blazed post before it's active, and both of us figured it wouldn't be approved because *shrugs* Tumblr.

In hindsight, I should've known better because I did get a full pussy in my face one time via Blaze.

Long story short, a lot of people are about to have their third eyes pried open about "splitting the bamboo."

ARE YOU HAPPY, LILY

#how is this my life #lilyfarseer #only this website i swear to god #are you tempted to look up the bamboo splitting #do it

[1i0v3ry4nr055]

I FUCKING CROWD SURFED AN LS DUNES SONG AT THE PTV CONCERT AND PTV LIKED MY INSTA POST.

#ptv #pierce the veil #ls dunes #jaws of life #how is this my life #if anyone potentially has the vid of me crowd surfing plz send

[head-wonk]

my cars broke so im skating to the goth club tonight

#real #how is this my life #probs taxi home #imma be drrrunk

[edenfalling]

Halloween after-action report

This year's trick-or-treater tally: 500+ kids, a handful of parents collecting on behalf of a sick kid at home, and a tired and harried reporter for the local TV station who frankly deserved some candy.

Don't move to a destination trick-or-treating neighborhood. Just, don't.

(I mean, you do get to see a lot of creative costumes! But the financial outlay for candy is such a damn pain in the neck, and if you want to make sure it will last to a reasonable hour you do need to supervise in person. This year I made it to 8:10pm, after which I went inside to warm up my icicle fingers and toes and left the dregs on a table with a "Take Two (2) Pieces" sign. The bowl was empty by 8:25.)

#also it was only 35 Fahrenheit by the time I went indoors #sure that's seasonal but I object on general principle #who invented weather anyway #how is this my life

[nikothebookdragon]

i guess it just blows my mind ..

that I found this silly little band (bears in trees) with songs that reached put to my scared 16yr old heart, wanting to be free but not quite able to yet

and here we are a few years later, i was having a bad day and my friend gave me a cute little note for valentines day with a bears in trees lyric, changed so that the words fit me

i guess im just overwhelmed with joy, it gets so much better than I ever could have imagined

#the note was “but we love you so dearly you must just be wrong” and like. HOW am I supposed to recover from that #nearly started sobbing on the spot #how is this my life #alex rambles #bears in trees

[idontevenlistentomitski]

Yesterday I made out with a roderick heffley lookalike after very briefly talking about Jean Luc Godard’s films. How is this my life

#man #how is this my life #jean luc godard #roderick heffley #what the actual fuck

[joelalorian]

700 Followers... What?!?!

This has to be a glitch, right? There cannot possibly be 700 people that are interested in what I have to offer here. My mind is blown. But also, I swear I just looked a couple days ago and it was under 400... so, again, I say this has to be a glitch, right?

I feel like I should do something special to celebrate... My inbox is open, so send me one of the following asks:

😈 FMK for the Pedro boys

🤓 A fun fact about me

😎 Share a fun fact about yourself

🥰Story requests - either things you'd like to see included in my WIP or a new idea.

😱Any other crazy thing you come up with

#700 followers #celebration #how is this my life #pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters

[acefusti138]

my sister: dude what are those bruises on your chest?

me: ????

my sister: dude you have an online partner are you cheating on them??

me: -looking down to my chest-

me: do

me: do you mean my fucking shingles scars?

my sister:

me:

my sister: dude your shingles scars look like a fucking hickey

#HOW IS THIS MY LIFE #I KEEP GETTING OLD PEOPLE DISEASES AND NOW MY SCAR FROM SHINGLES IS BEING MISTAKEN FOR A FUCKING HICKEY?! #ace speaks

[captain-peanut110]

Randomly thinking about the Silmarillion while riding the Underground be like:

Oh, yeah... everybody's dead

#silmarillion #house or finwë #basically everyone #if i start listing everyone who died in the silmarillion i might as well just rewrite it from memory #just go and read it #it is nice #yeah #how is this my life