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#how it should have gone
tired-teddybear · 6 months
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how the scene should’ve gone
derek: i will rip your throat out. with my teeth.
stiles: …that’s kinda hot, dude.
derek: *confused silence*
stiles: anyway. to deaton’s i guess.
(stiles literally does not care that he said that bc derek is hot that’s just a fact of life. and derek is sitting there like ‘what just happened’)
alternatively
derek: i will rip your throat out. with my teeth.
stiles: woah, kinky.
derek: *glares*
stiles: okay, okay, jeez. you have no sense of humor, dude.
derek: maybe you’re just not funny.
stiles:
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incorrectbarbie · 2 months
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Barbie, to Ken: I'm sorry.
Narrator: She was not sorry.  
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kittenfangirl20 · 3 months
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Qui-Gon: How would you feel about having a younger brother?
Obi-Wan: I guess it would be nice, why do you ask?
*Qui-Gon holds up nine year old Anakin*
Qui-Gon: Look who I just adopted, his name is Anakin Skywalker. What do you think?
Obi-Wan: Master?
Qui- Gon: Yes?
Obi-Wan: He is so adorable, I already love him.
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ididgettomeetyou · 27 days
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ravennaortiz · 7 months
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Secret Part 1
Juice went numb when he looked up and saw her standing in front of him arms crossed. Her expression unreadable behind the large black sunglasses and hat she wore. His heart was racing and his mouth dry as he tried to think of an explanation.
"Well I guess meeting with a cop is better than another woman" stated Chloe as she took her sunglasses off and locked her hazel eyes on his. Juice tried to laugh but his nerves made it come out like a stangled cough. " I told you your the only one for me babe" replied Juice after a moment. "Roosevelt was just hassling me, no worries" he added trying to sound casual.
"This is the third time you've met him in the last two weeks. Every time with no kutte, a borrowed car and in the middle of no where" stated Chloe as she moved closer so they were inches apart. She knew he was lying and that something was wrong. They had been together to long for her to not see the signs.
Juice closed his eyes as he took a deep breath. This was it. This was how it all ended. He knew this all would come to light at some point. The stress of all the deceit and the anguish at the thought of losing his chosen family had tears rolling down his cheeks.
" He's blackmailing me to rat on the club"confessed Juice his breath barely above a whisper. "What's he got on you?" Asked Chloe as she scrunched her face up in concern as she used her thumb to brush away his tears. " I don't want to involve you anymore than you already are Angel" replied Juice as he looked at her and shook his head. " Juice I've been involved in club stuff my whole life and you have been my partner in crime for the last two years. It's safe to say I'm already in deep" replied Chloe with a comforting smile.
" He found out who my dad is and is threatening to tell the club because my dad is black" replied Juice knowing she was right. " Juice no one would care" replied Chloe with a frown at his words. "The club has rules" started Juice before she shushed him with a kiss. "I'll take care of this Juice" replied Chloe.
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It could have been like this but, someone *Looking at you, JAMES DASHNER* decided, not
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thefieryeclipse · 1 year
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How it should have gone (a kiss)
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A brief but tender moment before separating for the first time in 5 years <3
The gifs don't belong to me but the artwork is mine!
(Find my Petlar Gallery on Ao3 and Deviantart)
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pottah-head21 · 2 years
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Drarry forever 💚❤️😍
I do not own this video. Credit to whoever made it! ☝️
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clone-trooper-cheese · 10 months
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The rise of Skywalker but instead of Rey killing palps with the power of all the Jedi, we get a better comeback.
Fives descends out of that crack in the ceiling that Rey was looking up at. He looks majestic as heck and pulls out his blaster and says..
"And I'm all the Clones."
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Then he makes sheev look like Swiss cheese with the ammout of blaster he puts through him. I have a feeling it probably would have done alot better if we got live action Fives to end peepaw sheev once and for all.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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wumiings · 11 months
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Merlin: [gains power over life and death]
Merlin: hmmm now what if I just—
Merlin: [kills Uther to resurrect Ygraine]
Merlin:
Merlin: this prophecy shit is so damn easy
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carocane · 1 year
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Eddie: Oh no, I didn’t know you couldn’t have a dog in your apartment. Guess you’ll just have to move in with me and Christopher. It’s the only solution
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ickypuppi3 · 2 years
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karen: hi billy
heather:
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aliceinwonderpants · 1 year
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Palpatine: We need you to join the war as general
Jedi Council: Can't
Palpatine:... You, can't.... Why?
Jedi Council: Stress is bad for the baby.
Palpatine, very confused: What baby?
Mace: Points at Obi-Wan snoring in his council member seat. We finally got him to sleep for the first time in 3 years, we are not waking him up. He'll be cranky.
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Conversation
Steve:...You remember the dream I told you about? The one about seeing the country with my six nuggets?
(Nancy smiles)
Steve: It's all true. Every last word...But I left one part out. It's the most important part.
(Nancy stares at him, waiting)
Steve:...Billy's there. He's always been there.
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ravennaortiz · 7 months
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Lost and Found *Sneak Peak*
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Sooooo this was going to be a Ravenna's Random but it has gotten away from me and is going to be a short story.
"Your not going to tell your sister bye?" growled Chibs as he stormed into the ice cream shop where Jax was saying his goodbyes to the rest of the club.
"This will be better for her Chibs" replied Jax as he turned his eyes onto his mentor and friend. "Once its been confirmed I need you to be the one to tell her. I also need you to go to Stockton and meet with Tully." continued Jax as he pulled his friend to him and hugged him.
"Why?" replied Chibs with confusion as he pulled back to look in the younger mans eyes.
"I made a mistake and I need you to fix it before its to late" replied Jax as he closed his eyes.........
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