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sciencewithashield · 7 years

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Quotes for the Ships Page

This took me forever to do, because I had to do serious searching for some of these older ships. But here are the quotes I considered putting on my relationships page. The ones that are in bold are the quotes I decided to go with.

It’s super long, so the quotes are under the readmore. (Sorry if you’re on mobile)

Pepperony --

Tony: “You hate it, don’t you? It’s alright if you do, I can fly you back and we can pretend this never happened.” Pepper: “It’s perfect. Stop worrying. Please. Be calm for me.”

Tony: “Shall we, Mrs. Stark?…Or would I be Mr. Potts?” Pepper: “Mrs. Stark, would be fine, Tony. You’ll be Mr. Potts when you’re in trouble.”

Pepper: “Um…those are for potty training.” Tony: “It’s never too early to start potty training.” Pepper: “You can’t potty train a newborn Tony.”

Tony: “They also love you, but they’re not important right now.” Pepper: “And who is important right now?” Tony: “I’m lookin’ at her.”

American Frost --

Steve: “Hey. You wanna know something?” Loki: “Sure, why not?” Steve: “...I like you.” Loki: “Oh…well, I like you, too?”

Steve: “Are you really threatening to start another war if I don’t kiss you?” Loki: “Yes. Now you have 6 seconds left. 5…4…My lips are still unkissed, do you not care for your realm? 3..”

Loki: “I’m going to get you a shirt that says ‘free bites’ and then I am going to bite you again.” Steve: “Yeah, but then other people are going to bite me too, and then you’ll get all jealous and turn them into frogs.” Loki: “No, I’d probably turn them into roaches. Those are more likely to get stepped on.”

Steve: “Stop being weird, you’re scaring people.” Loki: “They should be scared. I’m a scary man.”

IronPool --

Wade: “STOP BREAKING THE FORTH WALL, THAT’S MY THING” Tony: “Shhh, baby, shush. You don’t own the fourth wall.”

Wade: "I was just going to check to see if you were wearing underwear, Ton." Tony: “Of course I am. Stop getting all handsy.”

Wade: “Awww I love you guys. Especially you, Tony.” Tony: “Aww, kinda close, Wade.”

Wade: "We’ve been best friends ever since. It even says so on my relationships page.” Tony: “Yeah, okay. We’re barely friends. I think saying that we’re ‘besties’ is pushing it.”

Snail Royalty --

Bruce: “ I’ve been watching you this whole time.” Zorii: "And I've been watching you watching me." Bruce: “And I’ve been watching you watching me watching you.”

Zorii: “You smell like puppy hugs, also your hair is really soft.” Bruce: "Well this isn’t creepy at all.”

Zorii: "I think I'm going to go get a tattoo that says 'my best friend is Bruce Banner, hurt him and I'll break your neck'." Bruce: “Zorii…I don’t think you should do that. But I appreciate the thought.”

Zorii: “ How many times have I woken up from a nap to see you just staring at me, Bruce?" Bruce: “That’s different. It’s cute when I do it.” Zorii: "It's still creepy, Brucey."

Christine & Steve --

Steve: “Being my bestie is not a job where you can clock in and clock out.” Christine: “I am sure someone said the same thing about sex many years ago, but look at prostitution now. It’s everywhere.”

Christine: "I suppose that is why you look so excited to see your least favorite person." Steve: “While I do have least favorite people, you are not one of them.”

Christine: “No matter how much you poke your chest out, mine is going to be bigger.” Steve: “I dunno, I think we’re the same bra size.”

Christine: “Are you planning on flirting with me in the near future?” Steve: “You’ll know when I’m flirting because I’m terrible at it.”

IronBread2k16 --

Spyro: “It’s not fun when you visit, Tony.” Tony: “It’s fun for me.”

Spyro: “Cleaning is an everyday thing, Tony.” Tony: “I’m starting to think you came back just to nag me.”

Spyro: “Don’t patronize me.” Tony: “Don’t tell me what to do.”

Tony: “You’re a little shit, you know that?” Spyro: “I learned from you, my tiny friend.”

Tony & Ilana --

Ilana: “You’re awesome dad ya know.” Tony: “Alright, what’s going on? Do you want something?”

Tony: “…………..Ilana, why am I always the last to be invited?” Ilana: “.…Because you’re usually hiding when we are chatting…”

Ilana: ❝ Is it finally over? I’d love to go out without getting punched. ❞ Tony: ❝There doesn’t seem to ever be an end to…this. Just brief pauses. Time to catch our breath.❞

Tony: “Compared to how I was a few years ago, yeah, I’d say I’m doing my best.” Ilana: ”Well -… congratulations on the effort.”

The Nerds --

Taru: “Who would you rather date, me or Tony?" Tony: “It’s a simple question, Brucie Bear. Just pick me already. We all know you’re going to anyway.” Bruce: “Shut up, Tony! I need to think…”

Tony: “As I see it, we have two options: Pretend the last five minutes never happened and go back to the way things were, or…or we see where this goes.” Taru: “Where this goes… Hmm. Sounds like an adventure.“ Bruce: “...Player 3 has entered the game!”

Taru: “Don’t talk badly about yourself. It makes me sad, that you can’t see the wonderful man that I do.” Tony: “Yeah, Brucie, you’re a pretty handsome guy! The silver fox thing could work for you.” Bruce: “You guys...no...”

Taru: "Friendly reminder that Bruce is the finest wine that I've seen in a long time and Tony has an ass that won't quit." Bruce: “Well, that’s the last time I put you on speaker during a meeting.” Tony: “This ass has been blessed by the gods.”

Stray --

Steve: “Maybe I’ll be in your dreams~” Ray: "And if ya already have been? Too bad ya will never know huh."

Steve: “I wanted to draw something beautiful on someone beautiful…” Ray: "Stop, ya are gunna make me blush."

Ray: “Ya will always have the upper hand Steve. Ya are twice my size ‘n like a million times stronger but I ain’t helpless.” Steve: “I won’t hurt you, Ray. Whatever’s going on with me, there’s gotta be another way to… to stop feeling like this.”

Steve: “I love you, you know? I love you, and…thank you, Ray.” Ray: “Ya never need ta thank me, cause this is what people do for the people they love. I’m never gunna stop.”

Tony & Ray --

Ray: “I dunno what I’d do without you.” Tony: “I know, I’m the best. But that’s not what this one-person intervention is about.”

Ray: "Everythin' 'bout me is cute." Tony: “Sweetie, I am the pinnacle of hotness. Doesn’t get any better than this.” Ray: "Excuse me.... I am the hottest thin' in this tower."

Ray: “I know it’s what drives ya ta be Iron Man ‘n ta be a savoir. But dammit… Ya hafta let someone save you.” Tony: “Who’s gonna save me, Rachel? At this point, I’m a lost cause. I dunno if I can be saved.”

Ray: "I need your help.... I wanna do somethin' special for Steven. Could you like maybe help?” Tony: “You keep coming to me with these problems like I’m interested in your love life. To be fair, I would be, if you love life didn’t include Steve.”

Science Pros/The Bet --

Tony: “You can’t blame yourself for what Hulk does.” Bryce: “Since she won’t take responsibility for her actions, someone has to.”

Bryce: “Science Pros! I know it’s not alliterate, but it sounds good, kind of like ‘science bros.’” Tony: “But you’re not a bro, you’re a Bryce.”

Bryce: “If it would make you feel any better, I’m sure we could find someone else to tell us that we wouldn’t work out a couple.” Tony: “It’s not the same coming from someone else! It needs to come from you or else it’s not sincere!”

Tony: “Bryce Banner, would you be my fake girlfriend so our friends will lose money?” Bryce: “Oh Tony… yes, yes I will.”

Domestic Cuties --

Cait: “You are cut like a Greek god and that’s all I’m gonna say.” Steve: “….Do Greek gods have Dorito-shaped bodies?”

Steve: “Sorry, had to take the stairs. Elevator was too slow.” Cait: "Only you would think the elevator was too slow, Steve." Steve: “It was slow for me…”

Cait: “What kind of wife would I be if I didn’t let you burn off those almonds?” Steve: “Hey, almonds have some fat in them.”

Cait: “Steve, you are the only one that I can both rely upon and trust.” Steve: “You ‘n me against the world…”

B-rock & B-ban --

B-Rock: “We are connected. Through the weed and our names.” B-Ban: “You and me? We’re like brothers. Only closer.”

B-Rock: “ I mean, you’re attractive, I could possibly be specially gay for you.” B-Ban: “You just admitted that you weren’t gay for me, and I’m very much in your league.”

B-Ban: “I don’t think hair has emotions. If it did, I would walk around with a bowl-cut or something.” B-Rock: “My hair has special emotions, just like my left eyebrow does.”

B-Ban: “I’m just lettin’ loose, man. Lettin’ off a bit of steam, no harm in that.” B-Rock: “You were just threatening me with a spoon over a tortilla chip a minute ago. I’m pretty sure that’s harm, Baby Banner.”

#the mun rambles #ooc #i was determined to do this and it took SO LONG #it was fun going back through old threads though #queue queue kachoo

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