#how many cows

[halorvic]

Futurama S11E07

#sigh. #sars cov 2 #covid 19 #futurama #gotta love how they are once again downplaying the seriousness of the developing h5n1 situation too #definitely not concerning that many mammals in the wild are being infected by birds #and definitely not concerning that cows and chickens are being infected now #and about 3 detected cases in humans (so far) #it's nothing serious anyway - it's not like viruses can keep spreading and mutating if left to spread without appropriate mitigations! #that's never happened before! it's definitely not happening with anything else right now! #''ABC'' right???? #so weird and ''random'' that cases of rsv flu tuberculosis mpox measles are popping up constantly everywhere these days right?? #love this new normal!!! #ppl continue killing and disabling themselves and other ppl and FOR WHAT #FOR FUCKING WHAT

[ronkoza]

concept and illustrations for new au

Tor belongs to @littleulvar

#original character #arne #tor #avatar au #i've lost count how many aus we have for these cows #and they are perfect no mater what #like how

[inkskinned]

she says he won't let her get a dog, which is fine, because they're in an apartment, and that's the kind of thing people say about their partners. he won't let me get a dog. and you're at a dinner party and you tilt your head a little to the side just like that dog he won't let her get, because is this the thing that's going to upset you? you don't know every corner of their relationship, she could be joking, they could have had so many healthy conversations about the dog, right, and maybe she's not letting herself get the dog because of money and time and whatever. but, like, she did say let

and she wants to move away from his hometown and he wants to stay and then he tells you with a wink and a conspiratorial stage whisper don't worry i'll convince her and she laughs about it - so clearly this is something they laugh about. but you do just stand there and stare at him like what the fuck, man. you can't say what you want to say which is why do you get the final say on everything because they're both obviously aware of the other person's stance on this and have obviously had private conversations about it and what are you going to do about it except make a scene and then he'll be mad at you and call you one of those bitches behind your back and she'll cut you off, which is a loss that doesn't feel worth it just because he makes you a little skeeved out every 3rd comment

and they both agree he just isn't the type to get flowers which is fine because everyone shows love differently, and are you really gonna judge someone based on their sense of individual relationship responsibility? maybe he's constantly cleaning her car and writing her poems and making her furniture or something. maybe she doesn't even like flowers and this is perfect, actually. and no you couldn't date him, obviously, ew; but like, she tells you she's happy. you almost send her a tiktok that says don't be 25 and the cool girl that doesn't need anything, you'll hate not getting flowers at 30, but that's like, starting drama & you shouldn't start drama needlessly.

and you're a little older than her but not so much older you can pull the whole trust me on this one babe thing and besides that wouldn't have worked anyway (when does it ever) and besides you have trauma so you and your therapist both agree that you're always looking for a problem even when there isn't one. and you tell yourself that just because you see them for 15 minutes every month does not mean you can identify every single red flag based on a single shitty half-joking(?) comment

and besides, what are you going to do? she says i actually wanted another stand mixer but thankfully he stops me when i'm about to spend too much money and you're standing there like are you okay? is this normal? is this just something people say? and again - what are you going to do?

to your therapist you try to language it - it's not, like, any of my business. but sometimes, doesn't it feel like - you should do something. there's got to be something, right? you've tried dropping little hints but they sail right through and you've tried having a single serious conversation and she got upset because why does it matter to you, yes it's different but we're happy, it doesn't need to make sense to you and you're like. really unwilling to push a boundary about it anymore; because the truth is that you know logically it shouldn't matter to you, as long as both parties are happy.

and besides, you've been wrong before. it's just... like, every time you see them both, something else happens, some kind of shiver down your spine like do you even hear each other when you talk. it's their strange, bickering orbit. just the way he's on his phone through dinner or watching sports instead of helping in the kitchen or, fuck, another one of these little throwaway comments he makes about we'll see about that, babe. she laughs when he calls her passions stupid shit and meanwhile she gets him tickets to see the knicks and he tells you well at least she's smart about something and still! it's none of your business.

you say get the dog anyway and she laughs. like, this is is you being funny. and not you saying - no really. get the dog. get the dog and get out of here. pack up and start running.

#this btw is not including toxic friendships this is legit just something ive experienced MANY times now #writeblr #you ever have a friend in one of those relationships where ur like #u don't HATE their partner explicitly #but ur like. what the fuck y'all #like the weird part of being an adult is that you can't be like . CERTAIN their relationship is toxic #and also if u move too fast or push too hard u can hurt someone who is already in a scary situation so you just are like #frozen there. laughing awkwardly. saying ''haha..... yeah..... couldn't be me....'' #and like u can't tell - is this banter or does he actually think like. he's better than her. #all you can do is be there for your friend and hope they wake up to it #or ... that it really IS good #and it's just odd to you #tbh btw id rather have my friends feel safe coming to me if they have a concern about my relationship #like yes it's not ur business but it also IS bc im making u hang out with them and also ur my friend #it's a weird thing to experience as an adult bc it is such a blurry line and when u spend time #around couples that aren't like ACTUALLY ur friends but instead ''extended friend circle'' ur like #.... i don't know y'all well enough and he just called you a cow. and ur okay with that . and i don't know how to respond. #so ur like :) okay. um. go to couple's counselling i think #but also you are NOT supposed to pass judgement so it's like.... this weird limbo of feeling like you SHOULD say something #but knowing you CANNOT #idk that there's a way to resolve it!!!!!!!! it's probably a different approach person to person #edited my tags bc tumblr's new system fucked em up #PS EDIT: btw i should have said: #the pronouns in this can work in any and every direction. every gender and every sexuality and every #type of relationship tbh. even non-romantic relationships where ur like ''what do u mean ur bff calls u stupid''

[nelkcats]

Batcows and millionaires

Of all the things he could do on a Wednesday night, Danny didn't think he'd be following the last wishes of a ghost cow but life takes its twists and turns.

With Wulf's help and a lot of persuasion he managed to translate what the spirit was trying to tell him, apparently "Batcow" wasn't meant to be a ghost, but neither did she wish to leave her former owner alone.

She was worried about him, how he would take it, and refused to leave until the Ghost King himself promised to take care of Damian and let him know she was in a better place. Again, Danny could have refused her request, but he thought about Cujo, he thought about how he followed him everywhere, about the time the GIW captured him and almost killed him, and he understood a little, so he agreed.

So, the Ghost King ended up in the back of a mansion (of course the owner had to be a millionaire, damn it, couldn't he be a farmer?), watching Damian Wayne stare at the barn with melancholy. Danny noticed his hands were shaking.

With a sigh, the halfa landed beside him, wondering how he might approach the subject. He obviously hadn't expected a sword on his shoulder but hey, he'd initiated conversations in worse ways.

#dpxdc #ghost king danny #I like to think that Batcow was the first animal that Damian rescued #and therefore the one he is close with #Batcow is a very persistent ghost #she was worried about how Damian would take her departure #cows don't live forever #Damian was very affected #he went to the barn many times out of habit #Until he noticed Batcow wasn't there #Damian loves all his animals but Batcow was the first #her leaving leaves him very bewildered #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny scared Damian off and ended up getting stabbed #Damian is obviously upset about his home invasion #Danny doesn't know how to comfort people

[turtleblogatlast]

Something I like about Leo is that he’s honestly really chill? It’s easy to remember the moments where he’s being obnoxious or excitable but I feel like most of the time he’s incredibly “go with the flow” and has an overall affable demeanor.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #Genuinely speaking I feel like said demeanor is incredibly useful for when he has to charm and/or persuade people into listening to him #I have a whole post talking about Leo’s charm and how he consistently gets people to hear him out even if he’s annoyed or upset them #like they’ll still listen to what he has to say in full #his charisma stat is real and utilized quite often in this series I swear he’s not just a loser cringeboy all the time 😭 #if he wants to persuade and/or charm then he honestly sooo often does #me listing the 400th reason why Leo grows up to be the worlds best ninja and a good 365 of those reasons are Leo’s various subterfuge skill #Like most episodes where he’s not the main focus (and even many where he is) #he’s a voice of reason who notices things quickly and is often the one taking point to talk down situations #something interesting I found between Leo and Mikey is that #Mikey tells people what they need to hear #Leo tells people what they want to hear #not only out of his own agenda either #when bullhop was wrecking their home leo was the one that negotiated to make the situation go smoother #even if he would have rather bullhop left #meanwhile Mikey is the one who bluntly tells things as it is #small character moment that means a lot to me #Mikey is an honest boy who is upfront about his feelings #Leo prefers to let people make their own decisions he wants them to through steering the convo in that direction #but he is easily cowed by guilt #regardless leo is a people person - he knows how to talk to them and how to manipulate/persuade #and I like that his bros know this and often push him forward to do the talking if they wanna charm someone into doing what they want #I think Leo’s hope speeches are also an example of this - he’s saying what people really want to hear (and often it’s ALSO what they NEED) #the further the series goes on the higher Leo’s inner stress rises and he just keeps that chill aura anyway #there’s a reason!!! he wanted to go to a SPA so badly!! #literally the first thing he does when he gets in is rest #no joke meditation would do him good? like- it’s a Leo thing and I genuinely think rise leo would be no different here

[isa-ah]

here's what it is I think. it's so hard to just enjoy stupid shit anymore bc it's all so commercialized. commodified. we couldnt just enjoy frogs and mushrooms- I have to see 30 posts a day that are reblog bait for people's Etsy collections of pride colored mushroom themed frogs. we couldn't take away anything of weight from be gay do crime, instead I have to see it slapped onto every conceivable piece of merchandise in every font under the sun, for years on end. it's not fun anymore. it makes me hate things I used to enjoy.

#this very nearly happened to highland cows which have been my favorite animals for years & years #but people lost interest in them before i had to deal with the commodification burnout thank god #i know everyone needs to get their bag but fuck dude how many bubble style frog stickers does etsy need #how many be gay do crimes possoms in inoffensive sanrio styles can you stomach #theres nothing interesting or unique about this anymore its content for the content mill #its corporate art style for poor people im so tired of seeing it EVERYWHERE

[girlboyburger]

an image i made for streaming today lol

#i usually stream on picarto because twitch is scary #i forgot about the. rules. and how many of them there are #x__x #it was fun tho! thanks to everyone who stopped in! #my art #also my ipad is the scariest thing to bring out into public. can't open shit ever #oc: cow #fursona

[the-cookie-of-doom]

Ghost loves watching the lightning storms; lucky for him, Rain is more than happy to put on a show

#cookie draws #jeffcest #Ghost is also gonna give Rain many kisses on his cold tummy #also i love how most of the jeffcest is just #Ghost getting adopted by all the others #he deserves it #sad little kitten needs all the love #we all took one look at those freckles and sad cow eyes and said get this man some CUDDLES

[marielightful]

post en masse just for the [is carried away]

I don't know how to use this place still but here is a collection of recent art...

#idv #identity v #idv entomologist #idv prospector #idv seer #idv embalmer #idv prisoner #idv enchantress #fan art #theres so many holy cow whatever #marielightful art #how do you use this place im scratching my head tbh #idv batter #idv female dancer #idv psychologist #idv perfumer #norton campbell #aesop carl #nortsop #aesnort #snortflop #idv bloody queen #idv grave keeper #idv sculptor #idv coordinator #idv naiad #idv guard 21

[skitskatdacat63]

I couldn't work these into my other post but I think they're very cute

#my niche interest btw is how people talk with their hands JDKFJHK #i just find it super interesting what gestures people make in order to convey what #and i think theres so many great examples in motorsport especially like how they gesture different manuevers is super interesting to me #i always get so distracted watching their hands during press conferences #i took a lingustics course specifically abt conversation but i was sad we didnt talk abt this ahhhhhhhh coulda used f1 as an example twice- #i like the expressions he makes as well he always does the puppy dog eyes or ig baby cow eyes in his case #old man who is in fact babygirl #fernando alonso #fa14 #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #it feels weird to tag these f1 as they arent technically f1 but its not like im gonna tag the race series he was in atp #we do a little bit of f1 #fernando s1e3 #fernando(show)

[clotpolesonly]

i wonder what kind of money laundering scheme the Lynches had set up, cuz ain't nobody nowhere believed that that cattle farm would make them multi millions of dollars

#Niall Lynch #Declan Lynch #TRC #tags by me #i neeeeeeeed to know how Niall made his fairy market money look like normal legit income #and not illegal magical artifact trade and smuggling or whatever #cuz they ended up with $9 mil in trust for the kids and presumably a decent amount of money for regular usage and for Niall himself #a good amount in a business fund for whatever dealings needed dealing #how many off shore accounts did Niall have? did he pay taxes on anything?? how much can a herd of cows conceivably make??? #he had to have had some shell companies and ''foreign investors'' and idk a bunch of laundromats in downtown henrietta or something #i'm already headcanoning that Declan ended up in charge of the operation by the time he was like 14 #his eye for detail would be invaluable in washing that money i'm just saying #and he would need to know everything to be able to keep it going once Niall was dead so he had to have been deeply involved #i'm just saying

[bunnies-n-bowties]

✧ Attention: If you or a loved one remember this gremlin, you may be entitled to a compensation. ✧

#my art #digital art #my doodles #jay #oh my god #do you guys remember my gremlin era? #i went down a downward spiral of my old art and holy cow #i've been here for how long now??? #my art has improved so much and i am so happy #i guess this is just a post to see how many people remember or have known me for that long #if you remember #no you don't. #...

[acetechne]

this morning i was awake at 4am for literally no reason, I tried to get back to sleep for over an hour before i gave up and tried to think of something to occupy my brain before I went crazy. For some reason I ended up reading a scene that was super familiar to something i’d written and in a feverish haze i dug up the notes on that post to confirm that I hadn’t imagined a comment weeks and weeks ago:

#‘‘equal is a larger portion for the larger champion!!’’ literally inspired the latest ch of illuminate lmao #i love this #hades #good art! 

i had to immediately get out of bed and draw something on this theme again. thank you @junietuesday and i hope you like this as much as I liked reading your writing :3

#hades game #theseus hades #asterius hades #thesterius #hapo art #digital art #clip studio paint #im once again thinking about these idiots #did i watch videos on how cows drink to draw this? maybe #there are so many characters in hades i love but i am only possessed to keep drawing these two #when will i be free #i was thinking about them last night because quatsch brought them up and i was doodling them already lol

[grinchwrapsupreme]

OUGH thinking about Phillip Morgan's hands as a defining feature of his character.... Phillip tightening the rope that kills Kenneth with his hands... Brandon gently pulling the gloves off of Phillip's hands... Phillip playing the piano with his hands... Phillip opening the champagne bottle for Brandon with his hands... Phillip breaking the glass with his hands... Phillip cutting getting cut on the stem and spreading blood on his hands... Phillip getting his fortune read by his hands... Phillip grabbing and aiming the gun with his hands... "these hands will bring you great fame"

#rope 1948 #phillip morgan #sometimes rope just hits you #was thinking again about how phillip always does the actual physical work when it comes to him and brandon #and how brandon pulling the gloves off for him was a momentary reversal #too early in the movie to realize what a reversal it actually was #actually i would kill for a gifset of all the times brandon deferred to phillip because it wasn't many but it was so so real #like when phillip tells him to turn the light off and he does #or any time brandon looks cowed by phillip #because the fact that brandon actually truly cared about phillip was so strange and so touching #his whole act dropping for a second every time he was worried about or offended by phillip #like babe you are a narcissistic murderer who LOVES to be uppity and superior #and yet you drop every pretense when you see phillip is hurt #remember when brandon told phillip to stop drinking and phillip snapped at him #and brandon actually backed down instantly? #i do #and i think about it constantly #their dynamic was sooooooo so interesting #...maybe I need to watch rope again

[definetelynotmario]

today was fun

gotta love cows they're so neat <3

#yk that thing when no matter how many times you see a cow you still are amazed by them? #it's a me not mario

[lilybug-02]

Comic Update Soon!

Possibly within the next week! 20 new pages Woo0!!!

#YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY HOURS WENT INTO THIS STUPID COMIC ISTG IF YOU DONT READ IT I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND GIVE YOU A NICE HUG #AHHHHH I AM SO EXCITED GUYS HOLY COW #Bruh its been over 5 months. #Ive been hella busy... and ya know fighting depression :') #dont worry i got help uwu #bread #sneak peek #deltarune chara timeline #art #my art #kris