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oooocleo · 4 months

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ok im feeling brave. im listening to a random guy on yt explain blades in the dark rules so if he can do it i can too... here are my FATE rules explanation vids!

i think they're most helpful as a kind of lecture to listen to while also going through the rulebook, but i do give a bunch of examples for the subjects im talking about in the vids themselves🫡 and FATE is pretty simple imo!

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#cleo talks #FATE #FATE core #ttrpg rules #video #they also work as background noise of someone talking in ur ear for an hour #play FATE guys its so sexy #so hackable... so roleplay forward...#listen to me explain how aspects work in my mysterious accent #Youtube

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lelianaslefthand · 2 months

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hehe 🖤💚

#im so bad with photomode why does the dof make no sense #like why cant i focus on things close up....#idk how everyone gets their sexy screenshots tis a mystery to me #anyways im obsessed with her #cyberpunk 2077 #venus morello #.gameplay

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frostwork · 27 days

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Yes I made a similar post but again

Hsr’s lore/story/gameplay/shorts the game itself has no business being as good as it is honestly im not even mad at the gacha anymore im in it for the plot like this is peak scifi to me how? Why? We just dont know but they are fucking cooking in that studio

#frostpost #honkai star rail #playing honkai star rail #im not even far into the new patch but im 👀#i was too busy playing the damn anniversary monopoly #me haha how all my coworkers at one job play monopoly go all the time i dont get it #me woth hsr monopoly oh hehe i go 3 squares i buy a the property teehee #i need to know… the mysteries…#if sam is who i think he is ill go fuckin crazy #why does it have one of the best spins on cursed immortality ive ever seen in anything #the cycle of rebirth also with the dragons hello #the ongoing fucking god wars!?#being the autistic vessel of an unstable mystery object and maybe a god reborn?#it all fucks it all slaps #sexy robots and hot men and feral women #obliterateable twinks and fumkin baby #this shit rules i love it no cringe im free i slurp it sloppy style or whatever

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altschmerzes · 12 days

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LEARNING THAT THE HOMOPHOBIA ABUSE-FETISHIZATION MISOGYNY TERRIBLE 'SPORTS FICTION' BOOKS ARE STILL BEING WRITTEN/PUT OUT???? PLEASE FREE ME

#I CANT DO THIS GANG I CAN'T DO MORE FROM THIS LADY #I CANT DO MY WHOLE DASH BECOMING OBSESSED W THIS GARBAGE AGAIN #I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT #gav gab #NOOOOOO #SOMEONE PUT AN E N D TO THIS #i cannot comprehend how anyone can enjoy this shit it's straight up vile lmao #the homophobia is violently disgusting the misogyny is overpowering #the racism is bizarre the abuse and trauma fetishizing is beyond fucking insulting #etc etc #also theyre just. bad. they're just Bad.#this woman can't WRITE come on!!!!!!#in the words of the shrieking shack READ ANOTHER BOOK #the fact that this woman's dogshit series has such a rabid fandom makes me insane #you really can write the most poorly written #bigotry riddled nonsense alive #and as long as it stars Beautiful Broken Emaciated White Boys #Who Brood And Smoke And Have Trauma But Only In A Sexy Mysterious Way #especially if they kiss #tumblr will fall over itself to fawn at your feet #it's insane lmao #i may take this woman's success a little personally #given how often my work has been compared to hers but also it's just #it's disgustingly homophobic and misogynistic and everything else #plus it's just fucking Bad

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iknowwhereyousleepatnight · 6 months

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if you’re ever sad then remember that you could be the next person to create a light yagami that’s hot enough to piss someone off (a specific someone) (a very specific someone who just looooves sexy light yagami) (a specific someone who is a very big fan of any artwork that contains light yagami being sexy) (in fact, i believe i should draw more hot and sexy light yagami to piss this specific person off) (i believe we should all draw more hot and sexy light yagami to piss this specific person off) (i think we should join forces to draw so many hot and sexy light yagamis that we all piss someone who may or may not be a very specific person who hates sexy light yagami off)

#what was my point i forgor #oh!#friendly reminder that tomorrow is brat taming day #friendly reminder that i will be drawing light yagami he’s literally a brat why wouldn’t i?#friendly reminder that though i have a lot of things to do i will always make time to draw sexy light yagami bc i love death threats #friendly reminder. actually i'm done with this bit it keeps reminding me that i cannot spell the word freindly #how i've made it so far in life is a mystery to even the greatest minds (<-mine)

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angorwhosebabyisthis · 3 months

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sometime i need to just make an audio compilation of pericles lines and the extraordinarily horny way he says them, because like it's just really really good voice acting in general but also some of them make my soul lift out of my body every time. words cannot do it justice. if i have to have this in my neurons forever so do you

#sdmi #scooby doo: mystery incorporated #professor pericles #his VA is legendary in indie horror film circles for being Big Gay Sexy and it's so fucking funny to me how hard he brought that energy here #there are few things that bring me more joy than when somebody watches sdmi for the first time on my recommendation #and their liveblogging it to me increasingly turns into NO WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME. OH MY GOD #he doesn't get everyone but when he does it makes me fucking cackle every time #the best part bar none is watching them lose their fucking minds at the tentacle scene #[john mulaney voice] now YOU know what it's like to live in my brain #the creators setting out to make the goofy-looking cartoon parrot villain uncomfortably hot was power move of the century #i'll give them that much #shitposting #SDMItag #mild nsft

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sloedancing · 1 year

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rotating the idea of a mini ada and santi prologue in my brain

#like how did they meet in this version of reality???#i just resurrected them from midnight sun and gave them no backstory whatsoever #like i get it #being mysterious is sexy but #the allure of lore compels me

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craycraybluejay · 3 months

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ok seriously why is a stupid heart react making me weird

#why are you so whimsical boy #sometimes you talk to me with such. zest and excitement #its like life is all a beautiful journey for you #thats so inspiring #i wish i could. sit you in my bedroom #on the corner of my bed doing whatever you please drawing working even playing on your phone #and look at you as my muse and write words off of your nauseatingly wondrous energy #your sickeningly dazzling vibes #youre like a dream not in a sexy or romantic way even #just like. did i imagine you. your indecipherable and whimsical nature makes me want to stab you #with fascination.#you fascinate me you tittilate me you inspire strangeness in me #im sure i dont mean much to you but #i would give a lot for you to let me use you as my muse #the atmosphere around you is pure novelty #youre so simple. somehow mystery is in there #i want to shake you around and watch with rapt attention as you get dizzy and sick #wna feel how your skin sinks under my fingertips and stretches #wna smell you. a lot. for science #also wna make joyous memories :)#im normal and sane and capable of moderation in intetpersonal feelings #i definitely do not want to cannibalize close friends and family #or like. stab a guy that pissed them off one time #but also friendship bracelets! mutual infodumping!!#im a sentimental little freak im sorry #normies dream ab their wedding and kids w their crush #i dream about talking under the stars with a close friend and making stuff together and touching their bones #there is a stage of friendship where i will unironically call you love baby or honey or whatever #i call it im in love with you no romo tho #its when im in love with you but its not romantic i just. adore you.

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gloriousmonsters · 7 months

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ok so i was looking at translation comparisons for the A Link to the Past manual and

It says that the group (of thieves) pushed each other, their eye color changing, as they drew nearer (the Triforce).

...it might just be a coincidence (the note is just like 'it's meant to represent them becoming frenzied') but I am o b s e s s e d with this myth tidbit in light of the Gerudo having amber/gold eyes. Like I can so easily picture an in-universe folklorish xenophobia tidbit being 'the Gerudo have gold eyes because of their desire for treasure/the Triforce'.

...unrelatedly, this

When the leader touched the Triforce, his hands stained in fresh blood, the crest's spirit whispered: "If thou hast a desire, then I shall desire it as well."

is extremely sexy. that is all

#also i love how they're like ganondorf. nicknamed ganon like that's what people mainly called him #which especially in light of I've just been using ganon by itself as meaning 'king' in my fic lol #outsiders seeing people call ganondorf by his title: oh so that's his nickname #also the thing of 'we know he gained the Triforce but nobody knows what he wished for' is so fascinating to me...#like it would have been so easy to be like 'and then he wished for World Domination' or smth. but no we have a sexy bit of mystery #love it #it's an old song and we're gonna sing it again #vic talks

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rosesradio · 11 months

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so i guess i wanted to say a small thing & i dunno if i’ll regret it or not but fuck it we ball

as the day winds down to a close i was thinking about two years ago. two years ago today i had my first kiss. i’d prefer not to talk about it because it lead to one of the worst most toxic relationships i’ve ever experienced, and many people i’m close to still don’t know about it.

i didn’t want to talk about the relationship, but instead with some of the things i used to cope afterwards. one of those things was dark fiction, especially the kind that portrayed the kind of relationship i was in.

this, i believe, was a perfectly healthy coping mechanism for my state of mind at the time. it helped me feel less alone as well as explore my feelings in writing, maybe even working my way through getting out of that darkness.

(not to say i’m “cured” now or that dark fic should be temporary, ofc)

dark fic may not be something I would want to explore now, but I’m grateful it was there and continues to be there. I’m grateful for my mutuals, some of the best dark fic writers and the sweetest most accepting people I’ve ever had the pleasure of interacting with.

i’ve heard mixed arguments about dark fic, from people saying ‘x ship is toxic, just like my past relationship, and as a victim it’s wrong to make content for it’ to ‘x ship is toxic, and as a victim I understand why people would like to explore this topic’. I never want to tell people how to feel, and I don’t believe people should try to restrict others’ art—

(though if you’re attacking small fandom creators versus the big movie companies that make movies portraying those same dark themes…you just want an easy target, not to mention it’s no good for anyone, sorry :/)

at the end of the day, i just wanted to thank all the dark fic writers and other creators. no matter why you make dark content, whether it’s coping or exploring character dynamics and emotions or just for your enjoyment, thank you for doing what you do. thanks for helping me feel like i’m not alone in the world 🖤

#should i not tag this so people don’t find it & don’t go all dogshit about. whatever it’s fine #proship #also speaking of my super sexy dark mysterious past. it’s wild how much my looks have changed in two years #i’m always trying to make myself look different but now i found a look I really like & it’s cheap to maintain especially if I cut my hair—#at home. my family’s horrified at the idea but I’m horrified at paying 50$ every 6 weeks for a ‘girl’s haircut’ when it’s clearly a—#mushroom cut #am i getting off topic? should i mark this ns/fw? no it’s probably fine #anyways i feel a lot closer to 20 than i ever feel to 17. & part of that makes me sad but hopeful too yk?#anyways.#rose.txt

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seawherethesunsets · 2 years

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I have so many things I wanna gif from little women ep 8 but that has to wait till I’m back from work and if I have leftover energy adksadfjll /old/

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blujayonthewing · 1 year

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having OCs and projecting different things into them on different levels is really weird and stupid because on one hand I'll have complicated feelings about 'it feels really important and validating for me for [OC who looks nothing like me and is also average looking if not conventionally attractive] to be able to be seen as attractive and worthy of being loved but it also feels really vulnerable to try to present her that way... 🥺' and then on the other hand be like 'well it just goes without saying that [OC who is a fat cis woman with a beard and conspicuous body hair whom I'm actively projecting a lot of idealized aspects of my personality into] is sexy and lovable, just look at her'

#I can be mask off about nyssa because nyssa being cute and pretty and sexy literally doesn't feel debatable OR personal to me #she looks nothing like me and the ways she's weird or offputting aren't connected to me and the ways she's nice are the ways I want to be #the thing that's nice about the first bit of this post is that 1) that description applies to like... most of my OCs #and 2) I have had at least one person be like 👀 about each of my OCs at least once SO-- AFFIRMATION #I really don't have any OCs that resemble me very much tbh #but you always end up chipping off lil bits of your own soul to put in your silly lil guys you know how it is #who has ended up with stronger chunks of soul and why is often a mystery to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#anyway. [continues to make self indulgent art of all my OCs but be secretly weirdly consumed by anxiety about just a couple of them]#about me #my OCs

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spacebugarts · 2 years

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Self care is imagining Dracula as a vaguely unnerving silver fox even though he's clearly been described as a weird, stinky old man

Edit: Forgot people might take this in a "oh haha I'm making him sexy" way, when really I just find the concept that this objectively weird and reclusive dude who's only tolerated because he's vaguely attractive and mysterious, but like in a cryptid way, is MUCH funnier

#sexy isnt a thing to me hes just vaguely attractive in my head for the memes #dracula #dracula daily #in my head he looks more like chairman rose from pokemon lol #bram stoker #count dracula #idk what else to put lol #wosh him he smelly #this man is truly a scrungly bastard #seriously how did we get from this hot mess of a guy to the sexy dark-haired mystery man depiction?#hes so weird tho i love him #bram stoker's dracula

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lusalemaart · 1 year

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