#how tf do you tag things

[j-enga]

I hope I regret making this

#shitposting #I have been given the knowledge of the comedic potential of old art #reaction meme

[artilite]

this is the last time i tell myself to make a dump acc to post anything and then feel scared to do just that. breaking the cycle!!!

#link click #link click s2 #link click fanart #shiguang daili ren #shiguang #holy shit shiguang #lu guang #qiao ling #cheng xiaoshi #time agents #pls spare me i've never used tumblr #how tf do you tag things :( #what's an appropriate amount of tags #i'm just gonna keep going #this is my first post can you tell lol #artilite #artilite doodle

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

#hellsing #alucard #kouta hirano #translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent #fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online #i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443' #but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands #the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake #anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool #if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first #and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf #i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia #then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point #but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page #and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. .... #i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh #the hellsing brainrot runs deep #also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491 #except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo #the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002 #which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out?? #i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch #sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less #it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was #maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'

[necessarymeanstoanend]

spade represents the tip of a pike; an implement for killing

alex’s

white void of doom

sketch and background element/scribble that isn’t really visible but i’m sharing just in case anybody did notice it.

other details

#now i have to draw one for alex *sobs* #how tf do you guys come up with backgrounds for EVERY DRAWING?! oh my god. i’m not creative enough for this bullshit #two things i discovered with this drawing: 1) birds are hard af to draw. 2) wet black hair is hard af to draw #you guys have no idea how many purple hues are actually in this art piece #this is like if dream and jessamy happened to have met under way worse circumstances #anyway let me know if you guys have any ideas for alex’s (i have no idea when exactly i’ll actually get around to it but still) #bones and shit #a majority of this one was inspired by The Locked Tomb fanart and symbolism #6 hours and 34 minutes but i’m gonna guess that roughly an hour and a half of that was me trying to figure out a background #tom sturridge #like minds #murderous intent #like minds 2006 #nigel colbie #art #fanart #drawing #digital art #nigel colbie fanart #artist of tumblr #like minds art #nigel colby #<- including the old tag bc why not #somebody get this movie out of my brain #scoop it out along with all the other useless shit i keep in there #i was thinking maybe alex’s should be the complete opposite of this #like instead of his head being turned down it would be turned upwards #maybe he should be wearing the clothes he did when we first saw him with sally rowe (or maybe his school uniform) #i ​definitely want both of them to be side profiles and the theme is going to have to be somewhat consistent as well #<<‹ these tags are mostly so i remember my own thought process but feel free to leave your two cents

[effervescentleaf]

[ID: a black and white ink painting of Zelda from Skyward Sword. she is wearing the white dress and clutching the goddess harp to her chest, with her head turned to the side and her eyes closed. End ID.]

trying to make more art that looks a little bit shit bc i'm sure someone will find it beautiful <3 (as a treat you can get the sketches)

[ID: three loose sketches of the above painting. the first is done with pencil in the corner of a page. the second is in pink and blue pen, and the third is done with ink. End ID.]

#effervescent art #i kinda prefer the practise ink thing i did last night but the sketch was so nasty #the pen one is my fav #peep in the corner you can see apple jack & rainbow dash's legs #eugh all i want to do it nitpick i need to stop doing that in the tags of all my art posts #skyward sword #sksw zelda #sksw fanart #skyward sword fanart #ss zelda #indian ink #i dont think its even indian ink #traditional art #ink drawing #art #artists on tumblr #i don't hate this at all btw #augh the paper was so warped twas so hard to get a good photo #oh god ignore that she has three joints on her right arm #how tf did that happen #loz #legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #zelda

[drawedherbarium]

forgot to post this

#knockout #transformers prime #tfp #tfp knockout #this is my first time drawing transformers and i ended up with 119 layers of coloring #i had fun but i do not look forward to any more alien gay robots on my virtual canvas for at least a few months #(immediately goes to draw him again) #to be fair this time it's gonna be humanization #i already started it and have surprisingly hard time designing him clothes. while character design is like. my profession. #no i designed him allright. the thing is #i know he wouldn't wear that if his life depended on it #and i also can't design smthn he WOULD wear becouse I WOULDN'T and it gives me a hard time fairly judjing if it is okay or a crap #ok this tags getting out of control sorry ig #it's just 4 am now and everyone else is asleep. i need to rant SOMEWHERE ok?????? #yes i become very chatty when sleep deprived. idk what you should do with that info #and when I'm NOT sleep deprived i just. never fucking talk. how tf me workin'. #ok i stop now #good night or good morning or whatever

[spottys-rathole]

(all q!)

There's that scene where Baghera, Antoine, and Bad go adventuring out with their kids, and Bad leads the way trying his best to show them good dungeons with useful loot that aren't too hard

They cross a field running, jump into a speedboat and dash through until they spot a structure on the horizon. They loot it, rinse and repeat.

They just raided an outpost, Baghera has just stepped in and is trying to collect the bookshelves inside when she hears one of the eggs outside blowing into a horn, calling for attention. All the while Baghera is feeling overwhelmed. She explains out loud that she feels the others don't realize how poor she really is, how she's got nothing and how she's still discovering so many new biomes and new features that were added recently. She wants to take her time to check it all out properly, she wants to collect building blocks she likes for her house - because Baghera doesn't have a house yet.

This isn't the first time she brings it up on this evening. Since the first time she encountered BBH earlier that day, he has been slowly introducing her to the idea of building a house near him and Pierre. He said so himself to the eggs that he's trying to convince her to do so. At first he asked her if she had anywhere to live, then upon learning she's only got a hole dug on the flank of a hill so far, he told her they needed to get her a house. Then he showed her his place, welcomed her in and showed him everything that could peak her interest :

Here's BBH's storage room, Baghera can have free unlimited access to it. Here's a flower field surrounding the place, it's really pretty isn't it ? Here's the beach house Pierre built on the bank of this cool lake, look how gorgeous it is, she could build the same if she wanted to. Also don't fail to mention there's a nearby lavender field around, Baghera really likes purple right ? Surely she could enjoy the biome enough to decide to settle down over there.

And Baghera's immediate response is to use Pierre's waystone to teleport the gang to her actual place. Actually, she doesn't exactly teleport them to her place, she teleports them to Phil's place first, which is right across the river from where she lives. Because she doesn't have a waystone to herself, because again : She is poor.

She then proceeds to show them around her "house", which is a (yet to be) repurposed dungeon. It's empty so far. BBH notices and remembers it's a dungeon that he had already raided with Dapper a week ago before Baghera found it.

Baghera doesn't have much if anything at all. She started the afternoon with -37 coins and a gapple which she offered to Acau as a welcoming gift. Still she was so happy when she accidentaly discovered that dungeon and loved its aesthetic, even if the loot that was left inside was barely useful, but to her it was all she had.

Back to the pillager outpost, Antoine overhears Baghera mention how exhausted she is and how meeting everyone at spawn earlier has been really draining for her. That's why she usually prefers exploring alone because then she can do it at her own pace without feeling pressured, because what is of interest to her may not be for her adventuring partners.

Antoine immidiately tries to reassure her the best he can, tells her that she can take all her time and shouldn't hurry for them, that they will wait for her. Baghera apologizes. While BBH is wondering what they're doing, Dapper goes up the tower to check on them, Antoine asks them to wait for them as they are taking their time. Baghera apologizes. When alone with her again she explains that it bothers her to not be able to take breaks and go at her own pace, but she blames herself for it because she accepted to go exploring in group and obviously even if Antoine and Bad keep telling her that they understand and try to make her feel the most at ease, and giving her food and gear. Well anyone would still feel pressured because making the others wait all the time might become boring for the rest of the group whether they say they're okay with it or not. At some point Baghera explains to Bad that she isn't feeling so hot, when she turns around he is 30 ft further ; something caught his attention and he wanted to check it out briefly. She comes up to him again and tell him she needs to get sugar because she is feeling dizzy, she insists that they shouldn't wait for her. Once she comes back, she tells the group that she wants to part ways and go back to building her house. Right on queue, Bad reminds her that she is the most welcome if she wants to come live near his place. Baghera still doesn't explicitely agree nor disagree with the idea, she only says she wants to build because that's what she enjoys doing. Right after, the group catch her up on what they were doing while she was afk : They're about to go raid this very dangerous sky dungeon, and Bad invites Baghera to join them. She iterates that sadly she will not, but Bad who's attention was caught by Dapper, has already ran off to listen to his child. Pomme and Antoine tell her it's okay, but then Bad rushes back towards them to excitedly show them what cool shenanigan Dapper is up to. Baghera bids them goodbye and Bad seems both surprised and disappointed to hear she's leaving now. As she is walking away, Antoine once again whispers to Bad that she was feeling real tired to which the latest answers he completely understands.

It's not so relevant of a moment lore-wise, but I've still been thinking about it a lot because I'm usually really into these kinds of small interactions that are still loud because of everyone's points of views ? Baghera's been there for 3 days and she still hasn't properly brought up to anyone what happened to her during Purgatory - she is not doing fine (I'm not going to go in depth because I'd have to slap a big ol trigger warning but her reaction to reading Pomme's and Richas' signs kicked me in the guts with the strenght of a 3T truck). And meanwhile BBH is this close to kick the bucket too and there's all his motivations that push him to surround himself with people when he would previously be paranoid about inviting anyone to his old base (and none of the french-speakers knew back then). Antoine is just vibing good for him (this was his last qsmp stream too lmao pretend i'm not crying rn /hj)

But it's one of those cases where everything was set up perfectly for it (Pomme was literally jumping with excitement at the idea of two more of her parents getting to live near) but it simply wasn't meant to happen -at least not that day-

#just to be clear : this is not me pointing fingers and going such or such character reacted wrong hell no #i am never about this i just point my finger towards a general situation and go “hey look at this interesting thing unfolding” #I'm staring at sand slowly decanting in a glass of water right now #I already know the outcome but I still think it's interesting #as i repeated baghera felt overwhelmed -> because it was an overwhelming situation and not just for her #when you're in group there are so many things to look around for that will distract you #and it's completely normal and there's nothing to blame about it #ie deadly mobs creeping up on you and eggs communicating in non verbal ways which requires different parts of your brain to operate #okay now i need to figure out how tf i tag this uhhh #i usually write these big ass nothing texts on Discord either about fictional women or about RPZ Forum Drive Families my belovèd #the fuck do i do #q!baghera #q!antoine #q!badboyhalo #qsmp analysis #-> (BIG QUESTION MARK : decanting sand) #qsmp #11/02/24

[tottallytoby]

florges art i did months ago :3

#i am very happy w it still #even tho its like. #five months old or amth ?? #NVM i just checked its from january wtf #pokemon #pokemon art #florges #florges pokemon #guys how tf do you tag things that arent pony related #my art

[misterier]

could you write general headcanons, for red guy (dhmis) with a reader who has autism?

| ofc!! I'll do my best, lmk if there's anything wrong in here and I'll fix it<3 sorry if its a bit short, also you didn't specify so I'm just going to make the reader gender neutral! ^^

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- if you struggle with physical touch, it's completely fine with him and you guys are practically a perfect match as he isn't much of a touchy person, and he doesn't really like it much himself

- if you ever get overwhelmed he'll try his best to help, but he's not the best

- he'll try to guide you away from the situation as best he can

- probably really good at remembering things you do and don't like

- if you rant to him about the thing your fixated on(?) he'll either write down the most important bits or just tick them in his mind so when ever you bring it up again he can understand and chat back in fort with you, even if he's not very interested in the subject himself.

- not the best at showing any type of affection, but he'll try to do little things for you, like if you are fixated on a TV show or animal (or something of the sort) he'll try to metion it allot, do research and even gift you things like it

- trys his honest best to be a good boyfriend to you, poor dude is not very experienced with relationships

- low-key gets a little too close though, like if your just doing your own thing or something he might just stand behind you and watch you over your shoulder, you might have to wack him over the head from spacing out, watching you

- he and his friends are weirdos and they automatically accept you into their little found family group, but they will ask you tons of questions about you and your relationship

- red probably asks you about the way you like things organized, (say maybe you only will eat specific colours of Skittles or maybe you need the TV to be at a even/odd number) he'll write it down on his hand and make sure it stays the way you like it and will 100% go out of his way everytime to fix it if it gets messed up.

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sorry again if this was short💀

I wasn't sure what to put I hope you like it tho

#dhmis red guy #red guy #dhmis x reader #dhmis #gn reader #how tf does tumblr work #how do you tag things

[adharastarlight]

writing a book based on your trauma and mental health, but its fiction and it's so fucking dark that you could quite literally never try to publish it. out of fear of people who know you reading it, and the general fact that anyone who's not gone through similar and/or doesnt cope the way you do will think you're disgusting for writing it, or will say youre glorifying and encouraging the actions purely because you've written it

but its equally the best thing youve written to date because its so raw and real

#but anywaysss #i guess pen names are a thing? #idk man #people would recognise my writing style #and id slowly die #it feels so vulnerable too #like how tf do you actually let people read something youve poured your life into #idk idk idk #writers #writers on tumblr #writer problems #writers using trauma to write #that should be a common tag js #anyways... #yup

[punkeropercyjackson]

Every chronically online cisgirl talks about how much they'd love a punk bf until we start talking about wanting to kill cops and not being cis or genderconforming😔

#like it is EMBARRASINGLY obvious they don't actually know any irl punk guys😭the whole 'freak in the sheets good girl corrupter' thing????? #we don't do thattttt we're too busy breaking outside of society's norms and making bigots lives miserable and helping minorities #you're inherently disqualified from being a punk if you date bootlicker no matter how 'good and pure' she brags about being.fem///cel asses #who tf cares about purity i want weirdgirls i can radicalize and go on punk dates with or who're already punk.birds of a feather babey!!!!! #end of the story is that if you don't actually agree with the punk movement or enjoy the subculture you're not actually attracted to punks #*mocking hand gestures*posers!!!!! #punk #pastel punk tag #afropunk #solarpunk #hopepunk #genderpunk #autipunk #crustpunk #goth punk #riot grrrl #< since i'm bigender + genderfluid + super femme #also gonna tag characters since is mainly about canon punk male characters getting depunkified(should trademark that) #hobie brown #dabi #ichigo kurosaki #percy jackson #spiderman #bnha geekery #ichihime #pjo #perlex #summerposting #x reader

[im-no-jedi]

I am absolutely obsessed with this little moment here.

Phee has just openly stated how much Omega deserves friends her own age who aren’t any of her family members. and Tech rebuts that they “never had such a thing”. which Phee sarcastically throws back in his face.

up until now, Hunter has been very open about how he wants Omega to have a normal life, away from war. he’s proud of her abilities in combat, but he still wishes she could just be a kid. he’s so set on this that the thought of a “future” for him solely revolves around his little sister getting to grow up in a way he never got to experience.

now, while I’m sure the others agree with him, none of them have been as adamant about it as Hunter has. at any given moment, Hunter will state this desire, or at least give some indication that it’s on his mind. it’s literally all he wants in life.

however. I don’t think the thought of Omega having friends outside of the family ever actually crossed Hunter’s mind. Omega is super friendly and has already made several friends by this point (Cut’s kids, Trace and Rafa, Hera, Gungi, Riyo, Benni, even Phee herself). I don’t think he ever thought she needed that though. after all, she has the rest of the family! they’ll always be there for her; they are her friends!

but I think Tech’s words here are what affect him the most. “we never had such a thing.” dang. he’s right. they didn’t have any other friends outside of each other. and judging by Phee’s reaction, that’s apparently a problem.

so now we have yet another thing that Hunter wants to give Omega that he doesn’t know how to give her. and he barely has time to even process this before that message from Cid comes in.

no wonder he was so happy to see Omega instantly bond with Lyana once they got to Pabu 🥺

#the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 2 #sergeant hunter #hunter tbb #tbb hunter #anyway I continue to relate to him more than I wish I did sometimes #just wanting to give your younger siblings the things you never had yourself #but you have no idea how tf to do it #look how freaking DEFEATED he looks #he knows he can't give her what she needs #he's known it the whole time #he even openly voiced it on Kashyyyk #he's at his dadgum wits end by this point #literally no idea where they're supposed to go or what to do #I swear if Phee hadn't brought them to Pabu he would've actually broken #it's gonna happen at some point MARK MY WORDS #something is going to break this man fr #and I guarantee it's going to involve something happening to Omega #sorry got too real in the tags again hahaha #my dark and broody bandana man #star warz #tbb spoilers

[read-write-thrive]

no idea how people get into rp-ing to write fanfic (esp smut) but I’d sell my first born child for such an online community

#no idea how to tag this #fanfic #fanfiction #rp ? #roleplay #some of my fandoms ig ?? #bbc merlin #good omens #stranger things #and occasionally #atla #marauders #the umbrella academy #and probably others I can’t think of rn #how tf do you make online friends #like fandom friends are an enigma to me on every platform and fandom #I simply watch and crave such connection #teach me your ways

[sophfandoms53]

We may be split and divided as hell in the tag this year but I can say we remain better than bbtwitter, they are ridiculous over there

#the way you get flamed over any opinion on bbtwitter #and poor taran omg #tf does he have to do with cory not getting backdoored?? #like are they serious #we may all have different faves over here #but i have not seen any discourse here as bad as what’s happening on Twitter #we’re so unserious in the tag a vast majority of the time😭 #so seeing how personal ppl on twitter are taking things is wild to me #bb25

[084392]

pmd2 team tasty

#pmd #pmd tag #i was going to draw this out but how tf do you translate the realistic horse face to a caterpillar thing.... #ik ik the joke is ''so hungry you could eat a horse'' but listen.

[atinylittlepain]

I got love in my tummy and a tiny little pain

okok hi darling.

can you write Dieter in TLOU universe? I think that would be hilarious.

love u

gin, my darling, i feel the need to apologize for this ficlet lmao the thoughts won and i couldn't not write it like this :))) pls forgive me

Big Fan (Tommy's Version)

no pairing - just Tommy and Ellie stumbling on someone very familiar to Tommy :)

warnings | 18+ canon-typical violence

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“Wait a minute, wait a minute, that guy looks familiar.”

“What, you mean the one that’s got mushrooms growing out of his head?” Tommy grumbles at Ellie’s snide question, glancing at her over the barrel of his rifle. When she had called his bluff on being able to shoot infected from miles away, he had invited her along on his next patrol, a chance to prove his claim to his smart-ass niece. 

“You see anyone else around, kid? I swear I know him from somewhere, even looking like that, he’s so– wait, holy shit.” Tommy lets out a quiet laugh, still keeping his voice low to not give away their spot tucked behind the crest of a hill. Ellie, meanwhile, looks at him like he’s gone mad. 

“Curtis and Viper.” He says it like she should know what he means, but all he gets from her is a blank look, and then he realizes that this kid is, in fact, a kid, who wasn’t around before. 

“It’s a movie, kid. Curtis and Viper. I’m surprised Joel didn’t tell you about that one, it’s his fucking favorite. That guy down there? He was Curtis, I swear. Shit, I’d recognize him anywhere, even all fucked up like he is. What was his name? Dee– something, Bravo. That was his last name, totally fake, but man, we thought he was the cool–”

“Are you gonna get him or not? I was kinda promised a show here, man.” Ellie motions over the hill with a huff, cutting Tommy off mid-rant. He sighs, only a little annoyed that she’s clearly not as excited as he is, though his pride compels him to set his sights back into the crosshairs of his rifle. Getting a better look at the infected, there’s no doubt in his mind now exactly who it is he’s looking at.

“Sorry about this, hollywood. Was a big fan of yours.”

When they get back to town that evening, Tommy makes a bee-line for his brother down at the bar.

“You’re full of shit.” 

“I am not. It was him, Joel, I swear it. Ellie was there, she can vouch for it.” Joel grunts at Tommy’s exclamation, leaning back in his seat.

“Oh yeah, you mean the kid that’s only seen four movies in her entire life? I’ll be sure to take her word for it.” No matter how much coaxing, how much convincing he tries to do, Joel still won’t buy what Tommy tells him, eventually brushing him off and heading home. Tommy huffs at his brother’s retreating figure. He eyes the last swig in his glass, holding it up high with a little tilt.

“Cheers to you, Bravo. You made damn good movies and you died a sorry son of a bitch.”

#how tf do you tag this thing? #tommy miller #dieter bravo #tommy miller fanfiction #dieter bravo fanfiction #oopsies