#how tf is that even possible

[rose-of-the-grave]

Reader: breaks up with any of my fictional crushes

Me: u dumb bitch😡 how could you do this to me???

#how tf is this even possible???? #whyyyyyyyyy #reader is a backstabber #eddie munson x reader #ethan landry x reader #theodore nott x reader #mattheo riddle x reader #rafe cameron x reader #bucky barnes x reader #lorenzo berkshire x reader #draco malfoy x reader #pansy parkinson x reader #hermione granger x reader #fred weasley x reader #george weasley x reader #tom riddle x reader #billy loomis x reader #luke castellan x reader

[yuviur]

Shot by Carol, on one fateful Saturday morning

#the bumper sticker made me cringe so hard but ya'll can't tell me he doesn't have it smh #darryl is so stiff in photos.. you just know he has no idea what to do with his hands #also Carol originally wanted to take a pic of Grant but you know he really hates it... she couldn't convince him to come out of the car #not me spending hours on the Honda website staring at pictures of Honda Odyssey 2018 model from every possible angle #and one last thing - how tf did carol let darryl get away with buying a $40k 7 seat car when they're a family of 3?? Only Matt knows I gues #aaaand if you read all this already - can you spot the Charleston Chew? >:3 #darryl wilson #grant wilson #even though it's mostly his shoes lol #my art #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dnddaddies #dndads s1

[lord-squiggletits]

The thing about forged medic hands is that in my personal headcanon, I feel like all forged medic hands baseline should act like Pharma's Luna-1 hands; not the ability to transform into (basically) anything, but because from what I can recall, Pharma is the only instance of a TF medic who isn't just holding tools in his hands and operating that way, but he literally has panels in his arms opening up while his hands are transformed into another tool so he's operating like 3 or 4 tools at once and I think that's so fucking cool.

Especially since they're alien robots whose most prominent feature is transforming so it really feels like having hands/arms that can split or transform into a bunch of tools like a hyper-advanced Swiss army knife should just be like, baseline. It seems like a much better way to take advantage of worldbuilding based on alien robots instead of having forged medic hands just be like, normal shaped hands but extra speedy/flexible/graceful or something.

Just look at the way that real life robotic surgery systems have multiple arms with different tools-- because the fact that they're machines means they're not limited to human physiology's limitations of movement and using hands to perform.

Makes way more sense that forged medic hands should be able to transform their fingers into different tools or have extra limbs stored in their forearms to hold even more tools. Plus it would lead credence to Ratchet's claims that forged hands have certain abilities that constructed hands can't replicate. (After all it makes sense that building medic hands, as opposed to just finding someone who was forged with them naturally, would be really complicated and resource intensive, so in Functionist Cybertron no one would bother building cold constructed hands to the same standards as forged medic hands bc they're not seen as having the same value.)

Granted if all forged medics had similar capabilities to Pharma's Luna-1 hands, it'd be hard to make Pharma's Luna-1 hands stand out as distinct. Then again the fact that "they can transform into anything" seems like it would be extremely special considering that you can only pack so many transformations into a single pair of hands. Plus, in Lost Light, Pharma-Adaptus is shown being able to transform his hand into a freaking blaster which means due to Luna-1/Adaptus' blessings or whatever, his hands don't just hold sets of doctors' tools but can turn into things completely unrelated to the function of medicine at all, including apparently multiple kinds of weapons. Quite literally infinite transformation.

#squiggposting #pharma's luna-1 hands are so cool. it's what he deserves #honestly it kinda begs the question of how tyrest even had those made/given to him #pharma says that the only thing special about luna-1 is all the tools and tech kept in the lab #and it's not like adaptus or the other TF gods are actual divine beings that can bless physical objects #i guess maybe it's actually possible that hands like pharma's could have been built on luna 1 using all that tech? #i'm not 100% sure but i think there was something in LL about adaptus scheming and being thrown forward in time or something #and luna-1 having the symbol of the guiding hand on it #and how the portal tyrest went through/pharma's dead body got dragged into was actually adaptus' mind #so yeah i guess special infinitely transforming hands could be built on such a special place with advanced tech + connections to the guidin

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Mental image of the Rogues stumbling across a small speedster child in the wild and just backing away slowly with their hands up.

Doesn't matter what they were doing. They could've been in the middle of a heist that they painstakingly planned for months. They could've been at the grocery store in civvies. Doesn't matter.

For the Rogues, seeing a speedster child is like seeing a bear cub in the middle of the woods. You don't know where the fuck momma bear is but you sure as shit don't want to stick around to find out.

#obsessed with how many speedster children there will be in central city. Irey Jai Don Dawn Johnny and the new baby. possibly Judy as well #the Rogues just keep accidentally stumbling upon these kids #it becomes a real issue #no one is dumb enough to do anything to these kids. no one is even dumb enough to be in their vicinity #because the adult speedsters would still see that as a threat #so the rogues eventually resort to putting trackers on the kids. so that they can stay tf out of their way. #there's seven children of the Flash running around. four different flashes but still #dc #dc comics #the flash

[wreckedhoney]

MASSIVE SPOILER for one of the endings.

it's been a while since i tried looking, but i did hear that something like this happens last year and over time started to think, "was it a fluke?" bc no one posted footage or caps of it then, and i aimed for a completionist run in my first playthrough. turns out it's real! and definitely shines a new light on a character that, for most other types of playthroughs, will not give this much emotion! EDIT: transcript now included, and some stillshots under the cut

[0:28] Marie: Henry, this is the man who kept you from doing the right thing tonight. Kill him. [0:15] Forrest: Henry, you don’t have to do this. If you’ve not killed anyone yet, there’s still time to make the right decision. [0:05] Out of shot: (Gunshots) Henderson Police! Freeze! Marie: No! Henry, get out of there!

#killer frequency #henry barrow #these hands……… #so yes MORE spoilers and further commentary ahead here in the tags: #yes this is a fairly tragic ending if you already know how to get it. but again TERRIFIC VOICE ACTING BEFOREHAND AND AFTER. #feel free to reply in post if you want to ask about that part. #i didn't include that in the vid bc it's so visceral and raw but i love their performances. that shit hit hard dang. #but i want to ask anyone if their perspective on henry changes after seeing this? mine does tbh. i didn't expect a possible show of remorse #like at most hesitation! but bc of the context of forrest's dialogue- does it lean into remorse? a large definite shift in his mind! #even if he Has killed already then he's still taking forrest's words to heart and reconsidering everything which DAMN- #-my videogamey headcanon of forrest's character stats showing his Persuasion and Charm MAXED OUT is pulling tf through here!! #also can anyone reply re: would forrest's dialogue change but he still survives if henry kills maurice or murphy? or would forrest die? #and if the devs Actually gave henry other official kills in the game but didn't disclose them in the narrative- then is this the test? #like if henry kills AT ALL in game even though the player isn't privy to knowing which victims are his then is this ending unattainable? #also placing this scene/character moment behind THIS ENDING SPECIFICALLY heck that's cold. dang fellas. #going to eventually pull out a hc i've been holding back for a long time in a later post and i'll mention this scene again then- #-but this part in particular as well as another “easter egg” has really put more fuel to it

[mettywiththenotes]

Oh I just had an idea

So I think Izuku will give Tomura OFA, I'm guessing this would defeat Tomura-AFO Quirk from the inside

Plus I guess it depends on how Izuku gives Tomura OFA, whether it is through dna or letting him take it, but...

If Izuku gives Tomura OFA via dna, what if Vestige Izuku gets into the Void to save Tenko while Real Izuku is still fighting with what he has left of OFA (because remember it takes a while for it to fully transfer over)?

Or if Izuku lets Tomura take OFA, if it's like an instantaneous transfer, then we'd have quirkless Izuku with Fully Quirked Tomura and that may bring up some feelings about how he used to be

In either scenario, I think it would be like a side-by-side sort of thing where Real Izuku confronts Tomura somehow while Vestige Izuku comforts Tenko

All while the other vestiges find and destroy Vestige AFO

That'd be cool I think

#honestly i think its more likely izuku will just give tomura his quirk because how tf would he even live afterwards #with how tomura is fighting him? #not that tomura actually wants to kill him. but still. he gonna get hella injured otherwise #i've seen some theories about 1a members suddenly appearing and helping izuku during the fight #and that might be a possibility of him coming out safer if he turns out instantly quirkless #would also help even if he was fighting with what he has left of ofa too #but idk man im just throwing ideas out here #pure speculation #bnha #bnha manga spoilers #bnha spoilers #izuku midoriya #shigaraki and midoriya #mettys posts #metty posts #the vestiges

[jelly-of-many-ships]

There’s gotta be like a huge meta about this somewhere but somehow I haven’t really seen anyone talk about the possibility of Aziraphale getting his memory wiped by heaven and what that would be like for Crowley. Just imagine him seeing Azi for the first time after the final 15 and he just doesn’t remember Crowley. Imagine Crowley silently falling to the floor, refusing to accept it. Imagine him taking off his glasses, staring at Aziraphale, Imagine the memory 6000+ years together completely wiped, gone forever. Imagine-

#but also like what if he got him memories back somehow #WHAT IF A NIGHTINGALE HAD HIS MEMORIES #how tf would that even work #idk I think I need to sleep #okay but like Crowley thinking heaven couldn’t possibly take anything more from him and then they pull some shit like this #god I wish I could write #anyone have fic rec? #good omens #gomens #good omens 2 #good omens 3 #good omens season 3 #go3 #go3 speculation #good omens meta #good omens speculation #good omens theory #good omens headcannon #good omens s3 speculation #aziraphale #good omens angst #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #neil gaiman #aziraphale and crowley #innefable divorce #innefable husbands #innefable idiots

[aviolettrose]

I feel like, if Jason was ever de-aged, Bruce wouldn't leave his side and be the best dad ever for him (he sees it as a second chance)

#jason todd #batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #the batkids would definitely be jealous #tf you mean Bruce can be a good dad?! #bruce: of course we can spend time together son😊🥰 #dick: see that's why i hated to visit back then #tim: I think I never saw bruce smiling like that when I was Robin #Damian: tt #also Damian: does father even love me? *identity crisis* #Barbara: yeah seems about right #alfred being Jason's favorite makes bruce jealous #Bruce: Heeeeeey Alfie. Wanna visit Great Britain? You know you deserve it #alfred: only if master todd comes with me #bruce: fuuu #jason: vacation? in Great Britain? Isn't it too expensive? #Bruce: I'll buy you anything you want even if it makes me poor because its gonna be worth it to see you smile #that's how Jason alfred and bruce went to london without the others #when jason is older again he wonders how it is possible that he has those memories of being young but having more siblings #bruce: idk what you mean? it was always just you and dick back then. #jason: then how come i have a memory where damian tries to kill because Alfred the cat slept in my room instead of his?! #bruce: idk bad dream? #meanwhile Alfred shows everyone the cute pictures he took of jason in London #duke is baby jays favorite

[ebenelephant]

really getting into torchwood right now but i KNOW what happens to owen, tosh, and ianto so i suppose i'm just going to have to suffer

#i literally do not know how tf i am supposed to cope with rhis #ianto is possibly one of my favourite guys #and tosh is such an utter sweetheart who really deserves some love #and even owen is finally growing on me after disliking him for most of season 1 #fuck #torchwood #ianto jones #toshiko sato #owen harper #mine

[wolvertooth]

wait hold up. why was the pit considered traumatizing????? wasnt he literally just living out whatever greatest fantasy he wanted????? whys he acting like he is was tortured on the daily tf

#sabretooth #victor creed #💜 #*has like 10 orgies a day* i cant believe the xmen would do this to me ): #how long was he even in there? like what? a week? #like bro shuttttt tf up u literally got sent to heaven what are u goin ON about #unless we read those comics completely wrong which is.....highly possible lmao #i may also be vague blogging abt a certain member in my system rn shhhhhh

[highpri3stess]

Seeing Dazai practically die in the new chapter: light work, no reaction

Having bad period cramps for two days straight, throwing up for two days straight because of the pain and having to study despite all of it: lightwork no reaction

Some bitch on tiktok with ASS TAKES saying that season 1 of winx club was "boring", the winx girls were a "forced friendship", season 5 and sirenix was interesting and that Riven was better than Timmy as a boyfriend: OOHH, IT'S GOT A LIL KICK

#i was about to cuss out that bitch but then i just said 'she's possibly a minor.' #because tell me why tf you have just bad winx takes and you have the audacity to open your damn mouth #me as an og winx fan since i was BORNNNN till now will literally point a fucking gun to your head if you misunderstand winx club #bitch that show is the reason i'm a girls girl it ain't perfect but you saying they had no friendship bond makes me want to jump you #also Riven's toxic ass could never #TIMMY LITERALLY SEARCHED FOR TECHNA NONSTOP WHEN EVERYONE TOLD HIM SHE WAS DEAD HOW IS RIVEN BETTER THAN THAT ASS #i can literally be dying but if you say SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT WINX CLUB I LOSE IT #like i'm literally a cool person i can even ignore your ass anime takes but disrespect winx club?? i will fight you and WIN #the only thing interesting about season 5 is the sirenix theme and enchantix is literally better #i can't believe i can ignore being sick and throwing up for days but i'd kill anyone for disrespecting winx club #bsd chap 109 #bsd spoilers #winx club #winx #aisha #flora #musa #tecna #bloom #stella

[fofi42]

Biggies, big ears...

#for the very first time I've heard "You're welcome BIGGIES #and it totally made sense #from the big man himself #Lord poppet Dr. #Greg Davies #taskmaster #obviously the word biggies is a trademark how TF is this even possible? #taskmaster s17 #TM #taskmaster uk

[maddy-ferguson]

Is it just me or do some Bylers reach way too hard to defend Mike for things he was objectively wrong for? Like the rink o mania thing is a perfect example, Will was not being bitchy (onscreen) at all to Mike until the argument where Mike was the one who started it by blaming Will for not telling him about El’s problems. Mike was being a huge asshole there, which even he noticed and said Will didn’t deserve the way Mike treated him. He then apologized and Will accepted it because Will knows that Mike was genuinely remorseful and that he wanted to be best friends again. I hate to say this bc 99% of the time it is deeper than it looks but for this I just don’t get how you can watch and think Will was actually in the wrong.

i do enjoy a good reach and i get not wanting one character to be 100% in the right and one character to be 100% in the wrong in an argument and i don't even think mike was 100% in the wrong at rink o mania but when you back up a bit...what did will do wrong exactly lol.

do we agree with mike that he was a douche for...not telling him that el was being bullied? nonsensical. he didn't even know she was lying to him before the airport.

was he wrong for barely talking and basically sabotaging the whole day? a day el said was supposed to be about the two of them, making will third wheel and feel like shit just like in the beginning of season 3 and for months before that? right...because that makes sense.

was will in the wrong for not calling mike and for making it sound like it was his fault they didn't keep in touch? this one i can get behind but he would have let that go (the painting being a welcome gift doesn't scream resentful) had mike not made it clear that he wasn't interested in anything he had to say by...rejecting his hug, agreeing to the whole day being about him and el, ignoring him save for the vomit green joke, And not calling for months. if the first three hadn't occurred maybe will wouldn't have felt the need to defend himself when mike started a fight because he didn't tell him his gf was being bullied like he's their couples counselor or something

it's like you said mike literally starts the fight and then deflects (twice) and Then he apologizes...idk!

long-winded answer but how exactly was will being a dick lol. i know he apologizes for being mean to him and for pushing him away in the van scene but when exactly on march 22, 1986 was will mean to mike. i can see the pushing him away because he didn't call but he said he deserved the fight and admitted to being a jerk to el (literally HOW. when) and wouldn't let lucas apologize to him in season 3 so i'm not taking his self-deprecating martyr word for it SORRY

it's especially funny when you remember that mike trying to call will is a THEORY

#i know mike is self-deprecating too. this isn't about him💖 #i know even byler being endgame is a theory but #and i GET IT like even if it turns out mike DIDN'T call he's not the devil or anything and i knoww why he acts like he does but when you #look at it from will's pov his behavior makes no fucking sense if he cares about him even a little. like why would he reject that hug lol #you could say him rejecting the hug was because he felt like they weren't friends anymore because will didn't call him and like sure but #then how is will not allowed to feel like they're not friends when mike doesn't call AND rejects his hug AND makes him third wheel all day #you can even say it was because he was like oh will gay can't make it obvious that i'm in love with him but that's just beyond the #realm of possibility to will. do you know what i mean? of course he's gonna think he doesn't care about him and doesn't even wanna hug him #hello after six months of not seeing him because he in fact didn't want to hug him. rejected the hug and made will feel like he was the #only one who wanted to be friends just like before #and really can you blame will for not calling when even without taking the fact that he's in love with mike into consideration the last #time he tried to show this friendship meant a lot to him he got shut down like crazy and was told that he was acting like a kid #i would've wanted mike to make a little bit of an effort too after that tf #and i know why he didn't call if he did in fact not call i know all that will isn't a tumblr byler he knows none of that not calling + not #hugging + agreeing to you not being important to the day + making you third wheel = not caring about you is not a crazy leap #if you wanna do the will isn't a perfect angel who is always 100% in the right thing (which i respect btw) i don't really see how #rink o mania helps your case I'M SORRY #you just will never convince me that it was 50/50 #ask

[arts-i-enjoy]

AHHHHHH

#this post brought to you by: me #i. applied for a preapproval letter for a mortgage yesterday. and spoke to a realtor to start finding me houses #i want to move several states away which further complicated things. but the houses there are CHEAP #like under 100k for a 2 bedroom move in ready #anyways i got approved for 80k with a 20k down payment. and im FREAKING THE FUCK OUT #and because i got that pre app letter i have a loan officer calling me today to talk #and we literally work at the same bank so i can SEE that hes active and hasnt read my message #even though its been 45 minutes. KEVIN MESSAGE ME BACK. IM NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO FOCUS UNTIL I DO THIS CALL #AHHHHHHH S C R E A M. it might happening!!!! i might be finally.mov8ng out in a few months!!! #i mgiht be a HOMEOWNER by the end of the year #i have been saving money for this since i was. 16? 17? #ive had a good well paying job since i was 18. #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #once i have a house then i start job searching in that area. and start getting really serious about LEAVING my very good job #which is soooo scary. this job was supposed to be my lifelong career. but then everyone fucking moved to other states and left me behind #so theres no point staying here. #i might never have this kind of job security again. #but also my realtor said that theres a lot of bank jobs in that area so maybe itll be easy to find something #on the fence on if i tell my parents that im Making Moves right now #on one hand its hard to not talk about it becuae im STRESSED TF OUT #but on the other hand when i tentatively mentioned the state i want to move to #richard started yelling and swearing el oh el #might be better to wait and avoid the tension as long as possible? #but also i dont know how they can stay angry when its literally my best option #the other places where my friends live either have 0 opportunity and high housing prices. or are even moe liberal than where im going #idk. why do half of my problems come down to “my parents will be mad” like im a 12 year old or something. shit fucking sucks #this is why i want to get out of here #also it feels weird and bad to talk to my friends about how stressed i am about buying a house when all of them are stressed about #not being able to make rent or something. my problems feel like a brag in a really odd and shitty way. but hey! #if this works out maybe ill start being stressed about how im going to make my mortgage payments! :') yay!

[fobnsfwdoodles]

Everyone scatter 🏃🏃🏃

#silly #i literally didn't even know you could subscribe that's so cool #idk how y'all are doing that but lit #i will never look at it for privacy reasons #but this one #you're so funny #I'm just gonna headcannon this as actual Pete bc why tf not #it's possible #he has access to the Internet #he be submitting redacteds #pete #not art #thanks Pete

[ficklecat]

this chapter is making me feel like I have never once used my body to do anything before ever I have no idea how a human arm works or what it is capable of doing

#how tf do limbs work man #how do they move #am I making this up #is this even possible #please do not crucify me on the mechanics y'all I'm not a ninja or an acrobat #I just work here #progress report #ax says stuff