#how to gain follower

[flamingpudding]

How to human

Nightwing was sure he was being watched. He had been in the hero business long enough to recognize that feeling. The little irk, whisper in the back of your mind and the little hairs standing up. He was being watched. A part of him felt honored. He had gotten a little stalker like Tim had been to Bruce once. So, on some days, he made sure to do some extra flips and air acrobatics. No, he wasn't showing off to watchfull eyes, shut up little wing. But whenever he turned to the direction he felt eyes on him, he found nothing. He was worried that he was getting as paranoid as Bruce, but at the same time, he swore that someone had started watching him during his patrols, especially whenever he was in Gotham.

Red Hood grew more and more frustrated as the days passed. This wasn't his first time dealing with little stalker but usually, the street kids of crime alley knew when and when not to follow him around. The kid that was currently following him? The little shit was reckless af. Red Hood going to bust a drug deal? He felt that freaking kids eyes on him. Getting into a fight that ends with a shot out? That little shit was still there watching instead of leaving. But the kid was good, Hood had to admit that. Whenever he turned to scowl the little shit, they were gone. They avoided him the moment he puts his attention on them. But just the kid wait, he will get them one of these days. He was not having as much fun as his brother with his little stalker.

Spoiler preened at the attention she was getting. She had a little stalker! Not Red, not Orphan, not Signal, not Robin but her! She had a stalker of her own. Like Nightwing and Red Hood! There was a little kid interested in her and following her around during patrols. She probably shouldn't, but she did end up teasing the other about it. It most likely wasn't good either, considering all the things that could happen during their patrols. But aside from that it was an interesting feeling to have a little shadow that somehow can avade you. Just like Nightwing and Red Hood whenever she turned around or tried to actively look for her little stalker there was no one. But she knew the kid was there. Compared to the idiot boys Spoiler had gotten some cookies from Agent A to lure out her little shadow. Saddly the kid had been a no show but they did take the cookies when she had looked away for a moment. And a giggle told her that they liked them. She was at least making process in getting to k ow her stalker.

Danny, Dan and Ellie, after decades of having lived among ghosts in the ghost zone when realizing they didn't age like their human family, ended up spit back out to the mortal realm. (Clockwork had gotten fessed up with the Phantom trio and decided HE needed a vacation from them and Frostbite mentioned sending them to the morals would be good for their halfa health. So the decision was made pretty quickly, let the humans deal withvthe ghost kids for a while. He will force the trenchcoat magican, that liked to poke around too much, to check up on them sometimes.) The problem was, they kind of forgot how to be human. So what did they do? Follow around the one human that caught their attention and learn how to human again from them. To bad that the humans that caught their attention happened to be vigilantes and they only ever seemed to be the most interesting when they dress up at night.

#danny fenton #dp x dc #danny phantom #dpxdc #dcxdp #crossover #dan phantom #ellie phantom #dani phantom #jason todd #dick grayson #stephenie brown #three of the batkids gain stalker #ghostly stalkers #they arent surw what to do #its not exactly safe for the kids to follow them around #the phantoms tho #they only want to learn how to be human from them #but maybe vigilantes aren't the best example tonlearn from #oh well granpa clockwork and frostbite didn't tell them how to either before kicken them out of the zone for a while #clockwork is doing the equivalent of a prarent telling their kid to play outside

[maigetheplatypus57]

Tommyinnit could announce "Sorry guys, on further reflection I think I'm just straight" tomorrow and I would support him (questioning is so valid and we respect ppl who even dabble in exploring their identity) but he could never take away the beautiful collective insanity of the last 13 hours through memes and jokes and shitposts and "OH MY GOD????" posts i love you guys and this fucking hilarious community so much <3

#maige's posts #tommyinnit #mcyt #ive gained a couple inniter followers within the last day #and now i have a whole wall of notifs full of people i can scout through to find more inniter blogs to follow and become mutuals with #i dont think i ever fully realized just how large and active this community still is until today. man. #anyways sappy time over its time to churn out like 4 annotated reading assignments due tomorrow </3

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

want some positive world news? yesterday, in a truly historic moment, Colombia elected its first left-wing president. after 20 years of far-right rule, the traditionally conservative country has elected the remarkably progressive candidate Gustavo Petro (and his running mate Francia Márquez, who will be the first black woman to serve as the country's Vice President!)

for context, imagine if the U.S. had successfully elected Bernie Sanders (after 20 years of republican presidents). that's how big a deal this is. amidst a dangerous global rise in conservatism, this is an enormous win and a cause for hope.

#not a shitpost #also I love that Francia Marquez got elected on Juneteenth #THAT is how you celebrate Juneteenth #i've been watching this election closely and i almost cried when the results came in #and to my american followers: VOTE IN THE FUCKING MIDTERMS #hurry up and sign up to vote by mail i am glaring at you #the last fucking thing we need is republicans gaining seats #that will directly affect what legislation does and does not make it through #it's already difficult enough to pass anything borderline progressive in this hellforsaken country let's not make it WORSE ok #repeat after me: voting is damage control #it does not erase the extreme need for radical and systemic change but it is damage. control. #it is the FIRST STEP not the last

[beescake]

Sorry for the spam (^o^;) I just really like your blog

no need to apologize ayy!

in this corner we welcome all forms of enjoyment, regardless of whether you're a

happy to have yall here w me,

headin into homestuck 2024 :^)

#was debating if sollux truly was lurker type but then i rmbr'd him quietly reading all of karkat's memos for a good laugh HAHAHAHAAH #ask #aleemie #homestuck #karkat vantas #sollux captor #solkat #2024 #vioart #but o. regarding the etiquette learned frm other socmed #spamming here is safe+good! it does not harm the op by shadowbanning like instagram #and its not 💀 like twitter where ur likes/following are permanently set to public #ur tumblr experience is within ur control it can be as free/empty/curated as u want!! #((tho ofc i do encourage rbing for ppl who've been hoping to start that habit!! #s'cool to slowly work ur way up from the extra special posts that hv lingered longest in ur heart and quietly build ur cache trove :-) #for example back when i was struggling to rt on a new twt acc i just started setting nonsense criteria for myself LOL #like “breaking this void is scary holy fuck ok i shall start by rting posts w brownish/reddish clrs bcs its inspo vibes for my art” #and gradually after a while of deliberate sharing i gained more confidence to share a larger variety of posts that make me feel things!!!! #no more training wheels i may be scared but i love loving more!!!! #same goes for engaging w fics too it takes energy to think of how to comment and thats ok‚ do ur best to explore what works for u!!!! #take screenshots of ur fave paragraphs & start annotating in gallery/notes app if that helps!!!! #also tumblr's customizable queue means u can stack posts and bolt hgehehe. my preferred form of existing on the net))

[mintcaboodle]

we need ao3 for fanart and I am so completely serious. A universal platform not driven by any kind of professionalism or end goal, just for creating. Most important of all it needs to share the incredibly helpful and complex filing system ao3 does. this would be beneficial I think. because I want it.

#No but seriously the way whole accounts full of art can go unseen #for years. and just get buried #because social media is different. social media is Make Make Make Post Post Post #social media is about Outreach. Followers. What Can You Gain #and of course creators should still have that and still have promo spsce #but also csnt we just have an impeccably organized archive? #whenever I search for a show on tumblr or Twitter or Instagram. it just shows me what’s recent and trending #what about thst awesome work from 3 years ago? or whatever #what if I want to filter for AU? #or etc etc. it agonizes me how much work gets lost to anything but aggressive digging

[factual-fantasy]

Man, these past few weeks have been veeeery hard on me.. I haven't posted a whole lot, haven't really drawn much, haven't really moved much.. I didn't expect much interaction or growth to come from my my blog for a while..

So Imagine my surprise when I woke up to 23k followers?? :000 Ya'll never fail to surprise me and make me smile!! :}}💖💖💖

Now unfortunately I have added a cold(??) to all my other ✨issues✨ that I'm currently battling. Sooo this celebration post isn't super polished <XD I mostly just wanted to draw it real quick and then go lay back down💀-- but I think its more than good enough!

So thank ya'll so much for 23,000 followers! :DD I hope to finally get though this trail and get back to posting regularly soon! :}} 💖💖

#my response #THANK YOU FOR 23K AAAAA #the gift that is gaining more followers without really doing much 🥺💖 #Also pwease don't take this as you cant send me asks because I am unwell and you want me to rest 🥺 #I still like to at least read them.. 👉👈 #also I'm considering drawing on paper and scanning the drawings into my computer #I wonder how that would work out.. 🤔 #I'd be going back to my roots for sure-

[420-what-you-smokin]

YEAH 100%

YOUAERE My FUCKIGN GI>RLFREIONGD

#I love whispangle #also I am almost 100% sure I’m staying here #really sad I had to move from twitter #it meant a lot to me and I hope I can gain at least a decent amount of my following back #starting over again is hard #but ig it’s how the cookie crumbles #ANYWAYS uhhh cute whispangle art for you guys #whisper the wolf #tangle the lemur #whispangle #idw sonic #sonic idw #furry #furry art #sonic the hedgehog #artists on tumblr

[worstloki]

// Fortesa Latifi, The Truth About Grief //

#web weaving #we need to talk more about how Odin took away Thor's natural born Asgardian abilities on a whim #leaving him in a mortal body without the strength he's had his whole life #with no one he knew in a world he was unfamiliar with #like sure it worked out conveniently and he gained friends instantly but #the fact that Mjolnir was his weapon and he could *no longer lift it* #not really knowing of the enchantment put on it but also... that was THOR'S weapon #it was thrown in the backwater to face the same disgrace Thor got #do you wonder if Thor thought this meant his banishment was permanent #even before Loki visited him #do you think going from a coronation to being told he didn't deserve it dealt him enough damage for him to reconsider everything #do you think being out from the shade of Odin's favouritism for mere few days caused him grief #even though he wasn't sure quite what he did wrong #even though he was following the footsteps of his father #do you think it bothers Thor once he's worthy again that the enchantment is still on Mjolnir #that even though he's regained his status and strength it's at Odin's behest and can be revoked again if he wants

[willgrahamscock]

i have now seen several different blogs each from different fandoms reblog ur groceries post my fav cock is famous

I have several posts that get passed around like a blunt, I’m pretty sure majority of my followers don’t even watch Hannibal at this point they’re here for the vibes

#alex answers #unrelated text posts is how I gained most my followers #I love that so much bc when I do post Hannibal they’re like WHAT

[daenerys-targaryen]

i hope they realize the users who currently use this site and have been using it for years have stayed here because we generally like the basic functions this site offers. we like that our dashboard is in chronological order. we like being able to chainpost. we like the anonymity of it. for the most part, WE LIKE!!!! how it fucking works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is so frustrating. might as well just shut the site down permanently because those of us who’ve been here for years will leave if this continues happening. so much for ‘tumblr wins by doing nothing’ because they seem to really eager to put this site six feet under.

#leah rambles #this was drafted bec i thought maybe i was over reacting with how dumb these changes are #but then went on my dash and saw i'm not the only one that's really upset LOL #but god like?? #for sure i gained followers from twitter that first time everyone thought twitter was dying or something #but i can say i don't think the majority of them are active LOL #idk this is just. :/ #tumblr has always been home #and they're ruining it. #:////

[cosmic-cogs]

I have ideas yet no motivation to write but hear me out

Bot/con of your choise x reader

There is a bot/con stranded on Earth, alone and injured, they barely have the strength to pull themselves the safety of a cave not too far from where they crashed, animals evacuating the are as quickly as they could. They loose consiousness, thinking this'd be the last thing they see but one day, after the years have taken their toll on the bot/con, their optics finally flicker back on, light so dim the creature infront of them could barely tell the difference, and the same as them, the large alien couldn't tell what was infront of them.

The human did what they could, using whatever they had to connect or seal the cut wiring, mend the torn metal, doing what they could to stop the bleeding, cleaning away the rust, caring for this stranger the best they knew how to. It wouldn't heal the bot/con, but it'd keep them alive, that was enough for both of them

Till one day, they are found. The bot/con carried away to safety by allies who wonder how they could still live, what has been caring for their injured friend, and the human has to come back to an empty cave with no sign of their injured friend.

They couldn't move on their own, not far anyway.

So, had another human found them?

Judging by the size of the foot steps on the ground, no.

They were alone, their friend taken away to who knows where, who knows if they'd ever see one another again, who knows if they were even on the same planet.

All they had was the hope that whoever had found them could heal what the couldn't

#cons are bad sometimes but what if I showed them kindness. what if a bots first introduction to humanity was kindness. what then. #someone so small someone they could so easily kill. someone who knew nothing of their intent. someone who despite all of this chose to help. #chose to talk to them even when they couldn't respond. chose to help when they had nothing to gain. someone who chose to be kind. #I wasn't supposed to think about this but man. I am thinking about it. #a con who is reluctant to follow orders because they've seen how kind this planet can be #a bot who doesn't question when they're asked to protect the planet. they've seen what this species is cabable of #enough of “humanity is inherently cruel” fuck that we're cabable of so much kindness #transformers x reader #tfp x reader #tfa x reader #tfe x reader #transformers earthspark x reader #mtmte x reader #i did not proof read this pls don't come @ me 🙏🙏

[lazycranberrydoodles]

every time he steps into the kitchen he invents a new health code violation

follow for more. whatever this is

#happy 800 followers. more xie lian giving people food poisoning yay #you guyses tags were so good on the original #i was inspired #there is an informational sign banning him from the kitchen. hes caused 3 separate grease fires #he got the nickname the white clothed calamity because he made the soft serve machine explode #how is hua cheng still alive at this point tbh. #lmao imagine a no magic modern au but the toxicity of xl’s cooking necessitates that hua cheng still be a ghost somehow #also!! sqx!! she tries to make her uniform as cute as possible #whenever swd comes around they argue about the dress code #sqx has also been decorating he xuan’s uniform against his will #the beefleaf arc here is that it turns out he xuan doesnt actually work here. he just works shifts to gain sqx/swd’s trust #when this is revealed they have a fistfight in the parking lot #all three get fired #instead of he xuan giving back the fan he gives back the apron she bedazzled :( #sorry for making you think about beefleaf on the mcdonalds doodle. lmao #xie lian #tgcf #art #tgcf mcdonalds au #digital art #my art #mxtx #tian guan ci fu #shi qingxuan #hob #heaven official’s blessing #lmao #tgcf meme

[assiraphales]

did any of my followers watch one piece after my spiral into the fandom or r u guys just ignoring me

#because I didn’t lose a lot of followers since this fixation tbh I’ve gained them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #hey babes how r u #whatever I think some of u r just being very good sports

[every-sanji]

#one piece #sanji #black leg sanji #everysanji #thriller bark #ch462 #theres been someone whose been slowly reblogging some of my like. really old posts #and doing some absolutely fantastic character analysis in the tags #but oh my god you're reminding me of the cringe captions i used to leave on every post #i did that FOR LIKE. IM PRETTY SURE OVER A YEAR. #IF IT WASNT SO LONG I'D GO BACK AND EDIT ALL OF THEM BUT EUGH #all but one i think the birthday post was funny okay that one was funny and i had to consolidate so much to get it to post on the right day #god. i cant believe this will probably post after the blog anniversary #4 years of every sanji. how do we feel guys #as of queuing this i have uh. 2302 followers and i'll probably have a few more by the time you actually see this #absolutely insane that people still follow this silly gimmick blog i've been running since i was 19 #ik i have said it before but this little project got so big and i dont even particularly care for op anymore #i just keep this blog running for the bit of finding every sanji and watching people be amazed at the really really small ones #that i manage to find in the background. its a special skill you gain by running a blog like this #anyway no more tag rambles i want to try and finish this volume tonight if i can

[whatisamettafor]

update- I posted it again on Instagram and this time I show up in the tags.  Buff Jude will be spread to more eyeballs.   Thank you tumblr for all your kind words, I appreciate it greatly <3

#jurdan #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #prince cardan #jude x cardan #tfota #the folk of the air #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #I honestly don't understand how you're supposed to gain a following if social media intentionally sabotages you #I think this Cardan is absolutely fucking gorgeous and I want fans of the book to see him #also thank you tumblr for everyone loving my muscle Jude in the progress images

[completeoveranalysis]

[7]

OH NO NOW IT’S CATCHING

NOT THE MARKETPLACE HIMBO ;_; His Kenergy was unmatched

The split screen between Fai and Kurogane as they go Full Intensity Mode is FANTASTIC though. Kurogane’s sword is OUT and READY FOR THREATS. 

Luckily the people mostly just seem to be threats to themselves more than anything at the moment but it’s good to be prepared

OHHHHHHHHHH Oh dear that is bad

The time loop could sustain itself comfortably potentially forever as long as everything was the same and there were no changes, but the second they arrived things grew less and less stable, and the more new things they did the more this escalated.

To the point where now when they’re asking new questions people all around them are just coming apart at the seams and the entire time loop is collapsing. 

The really interesting part is that this is probably a bit of a parallel to what Evil Wolverine is doing to the universe at large - where things are all nice and working just fine as long as everything is contained within the rules that run the universe, but the more Evil Wolverine pokes holes in the timelines and disrupts things with his plans, the more the logic of the universe starts to collapse around itself and things just generally start falling apart. It’s like a slowly escalating entropy scale that suddenly starts to tip the heavy it gets - and I assume his plan is to get it to flip entirely so he can finally just do what he wants and the rules can’t stop him.

And CONFIRMED: Kurogane and Fai both read them as alive, so they are living beings in some sense or another. 

Which has that LOVELY CLAMP TWIST OF THE KNIFE, where we could already guess that they were alive due to the cues given, but they didn’t confirm it in the narrative until AFTER they all started falling apart right in front of us. 

:D It’s the CLAMP way!

#Of course the dark side of this is that Mokona has been SO eager to help #And the second she does she contributes to people DISINTEGRATING ALIVE #And that’s how you know it’s CLAMP #Liveblogging the reservoir chronicle #Tsubasa #Vol 186 #Fai #Kurogane #Mokona #Lava Lamp Guy #Evil Wolverine #Of course there’s still time to walk it back #We just need Evil Wolverine to swirl his stupid goblet and be like #AH THEY FELL INTO MY GAY AND STUPID MAZE AGAIN #THE MAZE WITH ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE ALIVE BUT ARE NOT #AND BY FOLLOWING THIS PLAN I WILL INDEED HAVE MY PLANS WORK #AND WHEN THEY WORK I WILL GAIN ACCESS TO THE TSUBASA #AND THEN WITH THE TSUBASA I WILL HAVE THE THING I TRULY DESIRE MOST OF ALL! #End scene #As he does #By himself #Constantly