#how to wake up a nara

[intothegenshinworld]

‘Goodnight World’ I

Summary: After Aether saves the forest, the Aranara’s take him to ‘The World’, but what does that mean? // The Aranara’s are protectors of Nature, and when the Creator descends onto Teyvat the Aranara hide them in a safe place until they wake up.

A/N: I was never going to finish this, so I decided to push this out of my drafts! Because it’s originally intended to be longer, the pacing might be a bit strange here and there. Not proofread

MASTERLIST || NEXT

The cave seemed to change. Walls on either side of Aether started to glow and shimmer, almost like fireflies had been trapped behind them. A soft breeze in the back guides Aether forward.

At the end of the cave there’s light. It shines brighter than the walls and it almost blinds Aether as he continues down the path.

It seems to be an opening to the outside world.

When Aether walks forward into the light. He is temporarily stumped when he realizes he’s still in the cave.

Flowers grow as far as the soil can reach, and a huge tree in the middle of the area makes the place feel alive. The trunk is arched forward, and from the tree branches vines flow down and stop right before hitting the ground.

It seems to be hiding something, and while the gentle breeze shakes the vines back and forward, Aether is unable to fully capture what’s behind them.

The cave opening creates a dome-like shape. On the walls there’s still that same glow he can’t quite place; 

‘Where did I see this before?’ 

Aether thinks of the night sky. The walls shimmer the same way stars would fill the dark night. But still, walls are still walls, and Aether does realize he’s still underground.

On his side he hears Paimon. Just like himself, she’d been in awe. When Aether turns his head he sees her look around with her mouth agape.

“Nara, careful. World is sleeping.” The Aranara that’s been guiding the two hops onto the stone platform carefully. Aether looks ahead. There’s a stone path between the flowers. He must’ve looked over it before.

Paimon floats over to the Aranara. “Y’know, this is great and all, but Paimon still doesn’t get why you brought us here.”

Aether follows the two from behind. He watches the small Aranara hop from stone to stone, carefully evading the flowers that grow between them.

“Aranara protected The World for many moons now. Like Nara Varuna, Golden Nara protected Varanara, so too – The World. World always protect us from afar.”

Aether repeats the words in his head. The Aranara’s had their own way of talking and it always takes him a second to decode their words.

From what he understands, the Aranara’s are showing him and Paimon ‘the world’ – which might be some form of treasure with the way they address it. He assumes that ‘the world’ is hidden behind the vines – or maybe it’s the tree itself.

“Gah, Paimon doesn’t understand a single thing.” She stomps her feet in the air. “What is this world anyways?”

The Aranara hops on another platform. “Nara must be patient.” It hops on yet another platform, “Almost at The World.”

As the two approach the tree, Aether could feel energy start flowing through his body. It’s stronger than before – closer, perhaps.

When the Aranara disappears behind the vines, Paimon and Aether take a moment to look at each other.

“Paimon doesn’t want to go in there first.” She hides behind Aether,

“You’re scared?”

“No!”

Aether looks over his shoulder to Paimon. He raises his eyebrows teasingly.

Paimon responds, “Okay, maybe a little. Just go in there first!”

Aether moves the vines out of the way and he feels Paimon’s lightly push him forward. As he enters the area hidden behind the vines he sees someone familiar.

In the middle of the hidden area there’s a white stone that reaches his waist. It doesn’t seem comfortable and Aether wonders how the figure remains peacefully asleep.

It takes a moment for their chest to rise and fall, but they’re certainly alive. The energy flowing through Aether’s body is enough proof for him.

The Aranara climbs up the stone with a small ladder that’s been placed on one side and walks over to the left side.

“The World is asleep but says welcome to Nara.”

Aether approaches the stone with Paimon at his side. He’s unfamiliar with Teyvat but he’s seen this person many times before.

The Creator.

#aranara #sagau #sagau isekai #sagau cult au #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin isekai #genshin impact #Genshin #genshin aether #aether #sagau aether #genshin aranara

[angelltheninth]

NSFW Masterlist Part 1

Welcome to the part 1 of my NSFW list.

ARCANE

Caitlyn Kiramman x Fem!Reader - A Real Hard Worker

Silco x Fem!Reader - Divine Desire

Cassandra Kiramman x Fem!Reader - A Little Morning Relaxation Before Work

Ambessa Medarda x Fem!Reader - Yield to Pleasure

Overstimulation with Sevika

Arcane Men + Praise Kink

Arcane Characters Waking Up With Your Head Between Their Thighs

Silco x Fem!Reader - Heterochromatic Jealousy

Threesome with Jayce and Viktor

Sevika x Fem!Reader - Better Than Him

Friends with Benefits with Sevika

Arcane Characters + Aftercare

Drunk Sevika

Arcane Men Cum Marking You

Possessive and Dominant Sex with Sevika

Arcane Characters Fuck You so Hard You Can't Walk Properly

Vander x Fem!Reader - Big Boss Vander

Alpha!Jinx Gives You a Mating Mark

Favorite Kiss Spots with Cassandra Kiramman

Omega!Silco x Alpha!Reader

Arcane Characters + How Loud They Are In Bed

Ambessa Medarda x Fem!Reader - Two for the Price of One

General NSFW Headcanons with Cassandra Kiramman

Arcane Men Fucking Your Mouth Like a Fucktoy

Arcane Characters when You Moan Another Person's Name

Jayce x Fem!Reader - Zealous and Jealous

Sucking Viktor's Cock while He Works

Dominant Jayce Showering with You

Sevika x Fem!Reader - New Favorite Costumer

Yandere Arcane Men

Public Sex with Arcane Men

Arcane Men Reacting to You Riding Their Cock

Arcane Men Restraining You

First Time with Arcane Characters

Viktor x FemReader - His Lab of Pleasures

General NSFW Headcanons with Vi

Sevika with a Strap-on

THE WITCHER

Geralt x Fem!Reader - Little Pleasures on the Road

Geralt Having a Wet Dream About You

Geralt's Stamina Headcanons

Protective and Possessive Geralt

Edging Geralt Headcanons

Geralt With a Breeding Kink

Geralt Praising You

Geralt Eating You Out

A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

Daemon Targaryen + Breeding Kink

Daemon Targaryen x Fem!Reader - Promises Made

Daemon Targaryen x Fem!Reader - Well Earned Reward

Daemon Targaryen x Fem!Reader - Gentle Prince

Angry Sex with Daemon Targaryen

Harwin Strong x Fem!Reader - Up to Par

Daemon Targaryen x Fem!Reader - Discovery and Punishment

VALORANT

Phoenix x Fem!Reader - Blazing Hot Desire

Sova x Fem!Reader - Always on Target

Valorant Agents Being Your Lover

Valorant Agents + Meeting You After a Hook-Up

YUUKOKU NO MORIARTY

James Bonde x Fem!Reader - Even Gentlemen Have Needs

Mycroft Holmes x Fem!Reader - Bride and Joy

Fred Porlock x Fem!Reader - Whoever You Want Me to Be

THE ARCANA

Julian x Fem!Reader - Quick to Assume

Nadia x Fem!Reader - Sultry Mornings with the Countess

Lucio x Fem!Reader - Worship the Devil Count

Muriel x Fem!Reader - In the Gentle Heat of the Moment

The Arcana Characters + Kinks

Muriel x Fem!Reader - Gentle Giant in the Woods

NARUTO

Shikamaru Nara Restraining You

Kiba Inuzuka x Fem!Reader - Feral on Main

Naruto Uzumaki x Fem!Reader - One For Many

Shikamaru Nara x Fem!Reader - Drowsy Shadows

Naruto Uzumaki + Breeding Kink

Professor Kakashi Teaches You a Lesson

STAR WARS

Crosshair x Fem!Reader - Your Wish is My Command

The Bad Batch Grinding Headcanons

Darth Maul x Fem!Reader - Satisfaction of the Dark Side

Din Djarin NSFW Headcanons

Anakin Skywalker Uses the Force to Make You Come

JUJUTSU KAISEN

Nanami Kento x Fem!Reader - Fancy Entertainment

Gojo Satoru x Fem!Reader - Master's Orders

Overstimulation with Sukuna

Sukuna x Fem!Reader - Disobedience Breeds Honestly

Nanami Kento x Fem!Reader - Be Good and Take It

Sukuna x Fem!Reader - Submit to the King of Curses

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA

Keigo Takami/Hawks x Fem!Reader - Feathers and Dark Desires

Keigo Takami/Hawks x Fem!Reader - Morning Bird

Kaigo Takami/Hawks x Fem!Reader - Height of Pleasure

Keigo Takami/Hawks x Fem!Reader - Favorite Meal

Keigo Takami/Hawks x Fem!Reader - Xtremely in Love With the Wrong Kind of Hero

VANITAS NO CARTE

Roland Fortis Overstimulating You

First Time With Vanitas

Semi-Public Sex With Vanitas

UNCHARTED

Trapped in a Closet with Nathan Drake

Going Undercover with Nathan Drake

THE LAST OF US

Keeping Quiet while Joel Fingers You

Abby Anderson Fingers You Hard

Ellie Williams Fucks Your Mouth with Her Fingers

Being on Patrol with Joel and Catching Him Jerking Off

Gentle Fingering Session with Ellie Williams

Virginity Loss with Gentle Joel Miller

Ellie Williams + Enemies to Lovers

Joel Miller Being Possessive Over You

#masterlist #the witcher x reader #hotd x reader #valorant x reader #yuumori x reader #the arcana x reader #naruto x reader #star wars x reader #jjk x reader #bnha x reader #vnc x reader #uncharted x reader #tlou x reader

[benkeibear]

⋆꙳✧༄ Let me help

❖ Character: Shikamaru

❖ Reader: female | AFAB

❖ Wordcount: 1,3k

❖ Summary: Shikamaru promised to help you relax on your day off, disguising hie true intentions with a hike

❖ WARNINGS: sub!reader, mutual masturbation, Sex in public (a secluded spot in the forest), fingering, handjob, pussy job?

꒰ ͜͡➸ Back to Kinktober Masterlist

When you agreed to a little picnic in the Nara Clan forest with your boyfriend you were looking forward to it a lot, thinking you would go to the little lake just a few minutes from his house. Oh how wrong you were… it's been an hour of walking already and now you understood why he'd bring a little cooling bag for your drinks and snacks, a lazy smile on his face as he walked on, hands locked behind his head and dreaming the day away until he heard you sigh for the fifth time this past minute. “Stop being so troublesome, woman” he mumbled and peeked at you through one eye, the other still closed. “You promised a picnic to help me relax. You never said anything about this annoying hike!” You protested, unsure where he was even leading you. “Stop whining. I promised we get back with you tired and relaxed” he grumbled, his peace disturbed by your whining. Knowing any further protest was futile you simply pouted and crossed your arms, waking on to wherever he was leading you.

After another half hour you finally arrived and he finally put the small blanket onto the grass, a beautiful Mountain View over the forest, perfectly secluded with nothing and no one around, just the right spot to lay down and calm down from your daily stress.

With a long sigh you plopped down onto the soft blanket and fixed your dress, giving Shikamaru a little smile when he looked at you a little annoyed “you could also help setting everything up” he pointed out but you just shrugged and laid onto your back. “You said today is for me to relax… so get to work” you mused, teasing him as you closed your eyes and waited for him to prepare the snacks and pour the drinks - but suddenly your hands started to move on their own. Rolling your eyes you gave him an annoyed look “stop it, Nara. We’re in public” you said stern but he cocked a single eyebrow when he looked at you, a playful glimmer in his eyes “stop it… or what? You're gonna moan?” He asked amused and opened your dress, the fabric threatening to fall and reveal your chest but he let go of your shadow so you could decide if this is something you wanted. “Why do you think we went out this far? It's just us… and I promised to help you relax, didn't I?” He asked and the smirk on his lips grew when you huffed out some air in annoyance but you took your hands away, allowing your sundress to fall down and reveal your beautiful chest to him.

He hummed in content and joined you on the blanket, hands reaching out to your sides as he slowly climbed on top of you “we still can't… but I promise I'll make you feel good, yeah?” He hummed playful, sounding a little sheepish since he didn't want to go all the way yet but you didn't mind that he played it safe, knowing his mother would rip his head off if anything unplanned should happen before marriage. You simply nodded and it was enough for the young Nara to crash his lips onto yours, unsure if you or he needed this afternoon of relaxation more but it didn't really matter when you both would be calmth itself at your return. His kiss was hungry, the thigh that was lodged between your thighs rubbing against your core and giving you the friction you needed, mewling softly into the kiss which gave him the opportunity to deepen it. Shikamarus tongue slowly slipped inside of your mouth, caressing your tongue gently yet eager, his hands slowly traveling to your exposed chest where he didn't waste much time to play with your pebbled nipples, skilled hands having you whine for more very soon. Kisses trailed from your mouth to your neck, hands slowly undressing your body further, exposing you entirely to the open sky above, his clothes soon following yours on a little pile and his lips latched onto one of your hardened buds.

Low moans were heard from your boyfriend when he started sucking on your boobs, enjoying the soft flesh and the sweet noises you made when his fingers trailed over your spread legs, gently caressing your inner thighs as they trailed further towards your wet folds. “Such a troublesome little thing… so needy” he teased, sounding annoyed when his fingers glided through your wetness, slights surprised by how drenched you already were. “You promised to help me relax… do something” you whined, feeling your heart pick up a beat by how he was teasing you. A shuddered breath escaped your lips when he finally swirled his fingers over your clit, rubbing it just the way you liked it and he gave you a smug grin when you started moaning ever so softly just from his fingers.

Your hand reached to touch his hard length out of instinct, having done this so many times before. A low groan was heard at your touch, feeling his cock twitch by simply having your hand wrapped around it. Wanting to wipe that dirty grin off your face he pushed two fingers into your heat without warning, chuckling when you moan reached a new pitch and your walls clenched around his fingers right away. “That's what I thought, brat” he mused and started pumping his fingers into your tight walls, massaging your walls and stretching them open slightly. Squelching noises started to break the soft moans coming from both of you, your hand slowly working on his length to tease him but Shikamaru loved it when you took it slow, not hurrying to get him over the edge. His lips came back onto yours when your walls fluttered around his fingers, taking his thumb to rub your puffy clit in order to help you over the edge easier. “That's my good girl” he praised in a soft whisper when you cried out his name in bliss as you came, halting the movement of your hand made him pull back slightly, watching your face contort in bliss - one of his favorite parts.

Shikamaru almost came from the view alone, imagining how much more satisfied you'd look and how much louder you'd moan his name if you'd came around his cock but he held back, helping you through your orgasm before pulling out his fingers and spreading your slick all over your folds.

“You trust me, right?” He asked, his voice low when he eyed you like prey. The second you nodded you could see his eyes light up when he took a deep breath and pushed his cock against your drenched cunt, catching you off guard which made you whimper in surprise and he held his weight up with one of his arms next to your head. “Don't worry, brat. Put your hand here” he instructed and guided your hand to push against his shaft when he started to thrust slowly making the tip of his thick cock nudge your sensitive clit over and over. His head was thrown back at the feeling of your folds and hand against him, your moans a sweet melody to his ears when his hips started to stutter, cursing out loud as he came all over you. Hot seed spurting over your lower abdomen, some spurts reaching all the way up to your boobs while some dribbled out against your sensitive clit, making you whine for him even more. Shikamaru needed a moment to calm down from the sensation while his cock slowly softened but the desperation on your face made him sigh, a smirk on his lips when his thumb smeared some of his cum over your bundle of nerves, using it as lube. “You're so troublesome, woman” he chuckled and began rubbing your clit once more, wanting to see you come undone again and again until the very last bit of stress was entirely fucked out of you, his skilled fingers helping you forget everything.

Networks: @enchantedforest-network @themovingcastlez @planetonet @bitchcraftinc

#Naruto x reader #Naruto smut #shikamaru x reader #shikamaru smut #shikamaru nara #naruto shikamaru #shikamaru x you #—Rhys Kinktober 2023

[actuallysaiyan]

Kinktober Day 21: Squirting(It ain't a crime to be good to yourself...)

warnings/kinks: smut, squirting, kissing, post-war era, biting, mentions of smoking weed, unprotected sex word count: 0.9k pairings: Shikamaru Nara x Fem!Reader teaser: “Fuck, you’re so damn gorgeous,” Shikamaru comments, his large hands spreading your thighs. taglist: @beneathstarryskies @loki-love @witchofcustom @dreadsuitsamus @pyrofanatic

After the war, everyone started getting together. You and Shikamaru had always been really close, but things were different once you two began to grow up. Seeing all your friends hook up and get married made you both realize that maybe you should pair up and settle down. But it was different with the two of you. You had no real reason to want to get married so young, yet nobody could keep you away from Shikamaru.

Once the mental health clinic was established in Konoha, you began to work there as a favor to Sakura. She had saved your hide multiple times during the war, and you were a very empathetic and sweet person. So it just came naturally for you to want to work with the mentally ill. Your daily routine was simple, but it was during the night after your shift was over that you were able to get the release from the stress you needed.

It started off simply with going to visit Shikamaru and you both would sit on his bed, smoking joint after joint and talking about all kinds of things. You would often spend the night there, just keeping one another company. Soon, things took a turn to something more intimate.

One night, Shikamaru couldn’t keep his hands to himself. He had been fantasizing about you for so long. He knew he had a crush on you since you were younger, but damn, you had grown into such a beautiful woman. He had no idea how he got so lucky to have you even been somewhat interested in him, but he tried his best not to question that.

That night cemented everything for the both of you. You found yourselves falling even deeper in love with one another. And so began a routine that neither of you wanted to quit.

The night starts off with a hot shower for you when you arrive at Shika’s place. Then he feeds you a nice meal and then the two of you smoke joints like always. After the marijuana hits you, you feel so cuddly and want to kiss.

“I’m amazed how you always come back to me,” Shikamaru comments as he puts out the joint.

You laugh, “You have no idea how much of a catch you are, do you?”

He smirks as he leans in closer, your lips only centimeters apart. “Mmm maybe I need to hear it from you,”

It doesn’t take long for you to be tangled in his sheets, his lips all over you. Shikamaru has such a fixation for kissing you wherever his lips can reach. As he undresses you, he loves to leave love bites in his wake.

“Fuck, you’re so damn gorgeous,” Shikamaru comments, his large hands spreading your thighs.

You’re already dripping wet at this point. He’d only have to do so little to make you cum. But Shikamaru isn’t a half-measures kind of man. He’s someone who will fuck you until you’re absolutely begging him to stop. His fingers spread your soft folds, and then he leans in to kiss you.

“What’ll it be, princess?” He asks, his fingers just teasing your aching bud. “Wanna get on all fours and be fucked like an animal? Or do you crave some intimacy and want the mating press?”

You were the one who had taught him all these positions names. You were quite a bit impressed to hear him using the correct terms. You take a moment to consider it as he uses his thumb to circle your throbbing clit.

“Wanna kiss you,” You say, your voice laced with lust. “Wanna be able to look into your eyes.”

This makes his heart melt. He knows that you’re in love with him, and he feels the same about you. Just the thought of commitment scares him a little. Still, he pushes those thoughts away as he folds you into the perfect mating press. Shikamaru decides to tease you even more, using the head of his thick cock to rub up and down your soaked folds.

It feels like hours as he continues his ministrations. You try to beg for him to stick it in already, but he’s having too much fun with this. The look on your face when he finally does slide into you is priceless. And the moan that erupts from you once he’s balls deep is just so perfect.

Nobody has ever fucked you quite like Shikamaru, and he knows exactly how to stimulate your body in the perfect way. He’s no stranger to using his Shadow jutsu to keep you held in this position while his hands go about stimulating other parts of you.

With one hand on your throat and the other circling that aching little bud, you know you won’t be able to last much longer. You whimper and whine, choking out the warnings that your orgasm is so close. Your thighs are shuddering as his cock keeps bullying that sweet spot.

“Gonna soak me?” He asks, a cocky smirk on his face. He stops only for a moment to grab the wand vibrator he bought specifically for you.

Your eyes widen and you cry out when he places it right on that spot that makes you cum so hard. Your breath comes out in heavy pants as your walls contract around him so hard. When your juices begin gushing out, you even push his cock out of your pussy due to the orgasm being so strong.

Shikamaru relishes in the sight of you coming undone so masterfully for him. He knows it’s all his doing that gets you going like this. Once you’ve come down a little, he leans in and kisses you.

“Let’s see if you can soak me a little more, princess.”

#bacon.writes #Shikamaru x you #Shikamaru x reader #shikamaru x y/n #Shikamaru smut #Shikamaru Nara x reader #Shikamaru Nara x you #Shikamaru x y/n #nara Shikamaru x reader #nara Shikamaru x you #Shikamaru Nara smut #naruto #Naruto shippuden #kinktober 2023

[susililys]

MY SHIKATEMA FANFIC RECS MASTERLIST PART 3

Continuation of my ShikaTema Fanfic Masterlist, click here for Part 1 or Part 2 :

New Parents / Post Chapter 700 / BORUTO / Nara Family CONT.

Leave The World Behind by: SpicedGold ONESHOT Temari runs into Shikamaru while at the marketplace with baby Shikadai.

Home At Last by: orphan_account M | ONESHOT Married smut, Temari comes back home from Suna.

Newborn by: SpookyMoth ONESHOT Domestic, pregnancy fluff.

He's Only Ten But She Was Only Three by: drowninglinguists ONESHOT Shikamaru is on a mission and Shikadai helps Temari deal with PTSD.

Love and Pride by: silverkunai ONESHOT Father and son sweetness, Shikamaru talks with Shikadai after the Chuunin exam loss.

Father's Brains and Mother's Attitude by: Kimiz ONESHOT Give me Temari and Shikadai, mother son bonding fics anytime!

Raindrops by: SpicedGold ONESHOT Temari goes on her first mission now that Shikadai is old enough, but the Nara boys are taking it hard.

48 hours to live by: Majsasaurus COMPLETE Includes Temari's reaction to the Shikadai bomb situation.

History Lesson by: SpicedGold ONESHOT Mostly Shikadai and Temari talking about the past, Rasa and the Konoha Invasion.

Snapshots by: lisa29 ONESHOT Snapshots of Temari's pregnancy.

How Did We Get Here by: SpicedGold ONESHOT Temari muses on how she came to have a life that includes a loving husband and son.

Shikadai by: SuperAwesomePandaKitty ONESHOT Temari gets abducted while 8 months pregnant, sweet fic.

Tell Me It'll All Be Alright by: SpicedGold COMPLETE Shikamaru spirals as he deals with Temari getting severely injured on a mission.

Favourite Things by: Dunesya ONESHOT Temari gets asked what her favorite thing about Shikamaru is.

Wave of Affection by: Dunesya ONESHOT Temari reflects on life with her family.

The Night Off by: SpicedGold ONESHOT ShikaTema need a break, cue in babysitting uncles.

Waking Up To You by: SpicedGold ONESHOT

A New Perspective by: SpicedGold ONESHOT Shikadai gets to see Temari in action.

Rest, Relax, and Revolt by: SpicedGold COMPLETE One of the best fics I've ever read, where the Sand/Nara family go through a revolt in Suna.

Hachidaime by: ShrimpArmy M | ONESHOT Yessss, was waiting for ShikaTema fics with Hokage Shikamaru

New routines by: clumsydragon28 ONESHOT Mostly Temari and Shikadai mother son bonding, loved it!

First Steps by: KiaraShell ONESHOT Ok, but how cute is this?

Family Life by: Aspire2B ONESHOTS Cute family moments!

Life of the Naras by: shikamarubase ONESHOTS Awww I’ve gone through these so many times.

Obvious Reasons by: LettieB ONESHOT Shikadai asking the real questions.

A Warning by: Awnyaa ONESHOT Fluff, Temari equals deforestation.

Nothing by: thegizka ONESHOT Temari wants to do something for Shikamaru’s birthday, domestic fluff.

Nightfall by: SeaTempest M | ONESHOT Fluffy married smut.

RELATIONSHIP DRABBLES / DEVELOPMENT / ONESHOT COLLECTIONS

Falling Through the Clouds by: spiritedarray

Moments by: tiashew14

4,572 days later by: therewithasmile

Antics by: eternallove5225 Second chapter in this collection is definitely my favorite. .

Lazy Love by: existence555 Favorite chapters, 5, 7, 13, 24, 25, 28, 57, 68, 76

On… by: ArmchairAnthropologist

Days Gone By by: Adulson

A Troublesome Love by: spiritedarray

Not So Troublesome After All by: BrokenDreamz95

Everyone's Eyes by: TaintedMoonlight

Approximation by: lollipop-mania

They Are Good at Many Things by: lollipop-mania M

Troublesome Crybabies by: ichilover3

AU / CANON DIVERGENT

Shadows of a Nightmare Future by: Mr Gr33d COMPLETE This was such an interesting and good read. Time Travel AU where Shikamaru goes back in time to save Temari and Shikadai.

unattainable, irreplaceable, you by: teatin COMPLETE This is so insanely good, ShikaTema on opposite sides of a war, unresolved feelings.

The Day Bleeds by: pieceofmind22 COMPLETE I usually don't read fics with character death, but this one was really well done.

Salt by: Comatosejoy INCOMPLETE Temari has to go in hiding due to Rasa giving her hand away in marriage, just one chapter shy of being completed.

The Rules by: lafolleconnasse M l COMPLETE This one gives me some intense feels, so well written!

The Desert and the Deer by: nahra M l COMPLETE Death God Shikamaru, someone commented that this could be an award winning movie and honestly…facts!

Trial of the Heart by: Majsasaurus M l COMPLETE Really intense, dark, and well written. Took me some time to finish reading it cause our beloved family goes through some extremely rough times. Jinchuuriki Shikadai. Happy Ending.

Grandmaster by: notquitejiraiya (lethargicshadowlover) INCOMPLETE I usually don't like to read alternate universe fics for ShikaTema, but I’ve been enjoying this one.

Warriors Heart (A Prequel to Fated) by: CeeCeeK COMPLETE ShikaTema as samurais.

What it Takes to Make her Smile by: TaintedMoonlight COMPLETE This used to be one of my favorite fics growing up. Fairy AU.

Of Sand and Shadow by: CinderRoses M | COMPLETE Shikamaru and Temari meet in completely different circumstances when he's abducted by Suna Anbu. Really enjoyed this!

Book One- The Enemy by: SillySnowden11 M | COMPLETE This is such a good read! The villages are at war with one another and commanders ST end up having a tentative alliance. Slow burn romance.

New Blood by: JFalcon COMPLETE Very long multi-chapter fic that includes many other characters, but it has ShikaTema as the main relationship throughout and is very well written.

This took me so long to make, but honestly I've always wanted to have a list of all my favorite ShikaTema fics all in one place. Hope this makes it easier to enjoy all of these amazing works! Thank you to all the writers who have made my days better throughout the years!

#ShikaTema #shikatema fanfiction recs #shikatema fanfic recs #shikamaru nara #Nara Temari #Naruto fanfiction recs #Nara Family #ShikaTema Fanfiction #ShikaTema Fanfics #shikamaru x temari #Naruto Fanfiction #Fanfiction Recs #shikatemadai #shikadai nara #sand siblings

[silly-l1ttle-guy]

How the bucci gang sleep hcs

This has been in my drafts since January wtf

BRUNO BUCCIARATI + LEONE ABBACCHIO

all over the place

there is not a single time where these two have woken up in the same position they fell asleep in

like they'll fall asleep spooning, then they'll wake up with half of Bruno's limbs zipped off and Abbacchio sprawled across the bed in a position that looks uncomfortable with her foot in Bruno's face

one of Bruno's legs is probably on the floor and Abbacchio is most likely cuddling one of his arms

they're just used to it at this point

"Leone can you pass me my leg?" "m'kay"

Narancia came in to wake them up one time and screamed because Bruno zipped his head off in his sleep

Mista and Trish teased him about it for weeks

anyway i bet on my life that Bruno and Abba bring out their stands in their sleep

just randomly while they're sleeping Sticky Fingers and Moody Blues pop out

they just look at each other, then down at their users, then back to each other

they end up cuddling too (SENTIENT STANDS SUPREMACY)

it's so cute when Bruno and Abba wake up and see that their stand are cuddling

also Bruno's hair may look perfect 24/7 but in the morning it's SO. FUCKING. MESSY.

he has to immediately brush his hair so no one sees it like that

except Abbacchio

SPEAKING OF ABBACCHIO

when she wakes up her hair is also a mess

just slightly less messy

she has breakfast before she does anything else, then she immediately does her make-up

also don't be surprised if Bruno has Abbacchio's lipstick stains all over his body in the morning

it just means he sucked some girl dick last night

usually on those days Abbacchio wakes up with smudged make-up that she forgot to take off

also Abbacchio has frequent nightmares and often times wakes up in the middle of the night

she doesn't like telling anyone and calms herself down before going back to sleep

Bruno knows about it though

GIORNO GIOVANNA + PANNACOTTA FUGO

these guys are like the opposite of Bruno and Abba

they'll fall asleep cuddling and wake up in the exact same position

usually Fugo's the big spoon because he doesn't like being the little spoon

brings back bad memories y'know?

but anyway they sometimes also bring out their stands in their sleep

GER most of the time

it just likes to pop out to see what's happening

sometimes in the morning when Fugo wakes up, he'll roll over and see GER staring him dead in the eyes

he screams loud enough to wake everyone up

nara, mista and trish all tease him about it

"Did someone get scared~?" "SHUT UP NARANCIA! IT WAS JUST STARING ME DEAD IN THE EYES!" "Pussy lmao" "MISTA" "Nah the boys are right, you are kind of a pussy" "TRISH!"

sometimes purple haze comes out while Fugo's asleep

GER just pops out and hangs out with ph for a bit

anyway Fugo's hair is always a pain in the ass when he wakes up

as for Giorno... uh...

picture Dio's hair but longer

he looks like a younger version of shadow Dio too in the morning lmao

also Giorno bites shit in his sleep

and he's got some sharp canine teeth

the pros of being half-vampire

don't be surprised if when they wake up there's bite marks on Fugo's arms

or if Giorno's biting a pillow

if Giorno's had a stressful day he might move around in his sleep too

not much usually, but one time he ended up sleepwalking

Fugo woke up in the middle of the night and noticed that Giorno wasn't there

panic

he eventually found Giorno wandering around the garden and muttering to himself

it was really funny when Fugo snapped him out of it

then they went back to bed and Giorno bit Fugo's hand so hard it drew blood

true love at it's finest

sometimes Fugo has nightmares and Giorno has to wake him up

on more rare occasions Giorno has a nightmare and wakes up Fugo because he's trembling and shaking so much

GUIDO MISTA

snores

that's about it

he'll sleep in any position there is possible and he'll be comfy in all of them

he's also the deepest sleeper in the team

this guy moves around a lot too

he'll fall asleep in fetal position against the wall, then he'll wake up halfway across the room with his blanket tangled in his legs

sleepovers with him are a nightmare because not only does he snore, but this man also sleeptalks

one time Narancia and Trish were sleeping in his room and they woke up to him mumbling about how far his ass is

they recorded it in case they ever needed to blackmail him

but yeah this guy is a mess

He sleeps naked too

Balls out and everything

Unless Trish and Narancia are sleeping over

In thy case he leaves his pants on

Also on hot nights he SWEATS

This guy naturally runs warm, he gets hot during the night

NARANCIA GHIRGA

Eeperton

Bro sleeps like a baby

Nara just kinda sleeps wherever

He hardly even uses his own room unless someone carries him there

Honk mmimimimi honk mimimimimi

Also they sleep with their blanket wrapped around them like a cocoon

My guy is snug as a bug in a rug fr

This mf does not make ANY noise in their sleep

Completely silent

The amount of times people have thought they were dead because of this is quite a hefty amount

Sleeby

The missile is very sleepy

If they sleep next to someone they cling on for dear life

Also they're a blanket hog

They do not move at all either

TRISH UNA

She sleeps in a princess bed

Also a quiet sleeper

But she does move, unlike Narancia

Goes to sleep like she's in a casket at her funeral and wakes up face down on the opposite side of the bed

If she forgets to take her makeup off before bed she screams and tells Giorno to buy her self-care products

Live laugh love Trish

Sometimes she sleeps with Sheila E (I wish lesbians were real💔💔)

#mister silly #silly little guy #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #jojo golden wind #fugio #giorno giovanna #jjba giorno #fugo pannacotta #jjba fugo #jjba fanfic #jojo fanfic #jjba hcs #jojo headcanons #headcanon #jjba headcanons #guido mista #abbacchio leone #jjba bruno #bruno bucciarati #bruabba #bruno x abbacchio #giorno x fugo #fugo x giorno #narancia ghirga #trish una

[animeomegas]

Imagine the naruto boy's alpha going on anaesthesia for whatever reason (e.g. a dentist appointment or for an injury) and then they wake up from it and see their mate beside them and goes "damn can I date you?" bc they're still high from the drug and have no idea who their mate is😂

You blearily blinked at the room comprised almost solely of a dazzling and blinding white. Automatically, you squinted and turned your attention to the thing, no, person, sitting next to you, thankfully not wearing white, to give your eyes a reprieve.

All thoughts about where you were or why you felt weird flew out of your head as you really looked at the mysterious person. He was the most stunning person you'd ever seen.

"Wooooow," you said, trying to sit up. Your voice sounded different to how you remembered... Oh well.

The mysterious man's hands shot out to support you. He was touching you. This angel of a man was touching you! It was clearly your lucky day!

"Careful," he said. Even his voice was attractive, how unfair was that? "The mednin said not to rush trying to stand."

"You... are the most sexy person I've ever seen," you said honestly, trying to maintain eye contact with the man. It was hard because your eyes kept slipping. "Are you single?"

...

Naruto:

The man immediately burst into peals of laughter. He was howling so hard he almost slipped off his chair.

"Am I single?!" he repeated in between gasping breaths and cackling laughs.

You huffed. How rude. It was only a question!

Chouji:

"No, I'm not single," the main said softly, cupping your face gently. You whined at the thought of the beautiful stranger slipping from your grasp.

"None of that," he said, bopping you gently on the nose. "I'm not single because I'm married to you."

It took your brain a few minutes to process his words, but when you did, a big dopey smile lit up on your face. You were married to this man!!!

"Wooooooow!!!" you said again. "Does that mean I can kiss you?"

"When you're mouth is all healed, you can kiss me as much as you want."

Shikamaru:

The man stood abruptly, making you jump.

"Botan!" the man shouted, startling you once more. A second man walked briskly into the room.

"Nara sama? You called?" the second man asked.

"They don't remember me," the first man hissed, his scent becoming distressed. You felt an urge to comfort him, but your legs didn't want to cooperate and you couldn't get to him. "What happened to them? I thought you were just taking teeth out?!"

The second man held up his hands in a placating gesture.

"Confusion is very common after the kind of medication, Nara sama," the man sounded nervous. Why was he nervous? "Give them a few hours and they will be much more coherent."

Your brain was too fuzzy to make out what they were talking about. Why were the two men here again?

"Ohhh, I get it," you said suddenly, the pieces clicking together. Both of the men turned to look at you. "This man is your mate and I have to fight him if I want to date you, yes?"

Both of the men blinked at you, but you just nodded to yourself. That made perfect sense.

"I will win," you solemnly promised the second man. "You obviously don't treat him right, and I can't ever forgive such a crime."

Kiba:

"Yes," the man grinned, leaning closer to you. "Totally single."

"Best news I've heard all day," you slurred, leaning in too, until your noses were bumping.

"Yeah?" the man asked. "If you wanna date me you have to say why you think I'm the sexiest person ever."

"Pfft, that's easy," you said, happy to hear that was all you had to do. "I think your arms are so sexy, like... like powerful snakes but sexy, y'know? And then your face, why is part of it red? Mysterious... Sexy people are always a bit mysterious, so there's stuff to talk about after sex, that's how it works."

"Oh? What makes you think I'll have sex with you?" the man asked, but he sounded like he was having fun. Good, that meant you had a shot.

"What if I said please?"

Kakashi:

"Hmm, I might be," the man said, turning the page of a book you couldn't make out the title of. How could he be so sexy with most of his face covered? Also, how did he sneeze with the mask on? Unless...

"You should date me," you said confidently. "People must discriminate against you because you don't have a nose, but I love you anyway. I still think you're hot."

"Ah," the man turned he full attention onto you, the book lowering. "What?"

"It's okay, I'll keep your nose secret," you whispered, patting him on the thigh. Oh, and his thighs were glorious. You gave one a quick squeeze. Yes, very nice. "I'll also let you sit on my f-"

"Okay! You should try and get some rest," the man interrupted you, pushing you back against the bed. The little bit of his face that you could see was now turning red. Was this man sick?

"You're too pretty to be sick," you mumbled, already drifting back to sleep. The last thing you heard was a little strangled choking noise.

#tw: medication #tw: drugs #naruto #chouji #shikamaru #kakashi #kiba #hcs #x reader #a/b/o #omegaverse

[itonashi]

I MISS YOU

pairing: child!alhaitham x mom!reader, su x fem!reader

warning: there will be su x reader moment, angst, fluff. there will be a timeskip for alhaitham. reader will not grow old but mentally yes. lowercase intended. mentioned of moth/mantis/other char in the pe honkai impact.

note: i love su hehe. i think about this headcannon to many times bro. im gonna cry.

'is this how im gonna die? without seeing su? it's getting dark... it hurt. ahhh.. it's so noisy. if i do die — god, please make me meet him again and make me loved him again in another life.'

the MOTH were evacuating people from the honkai attack. you were there assigned to help the injured, while trying to find people that were injured. you were struck by honkai itself.

you weren't a fighter.

what could you actually do? you weren't even a MANTIS. you were struck on the head, pierced by it. your blood were everywhere.. it was messy. you thought that maybe if you were a MANTIS; you could've survived it.

maybe if you were a bit like kalpas.

"stop teasing me, su."

"oh? i never told you to stop teasing me when we were in middle school." su slightly smirk. your face was cute. the roles were switched.

you love him too much. you loved su. you were lucky enough to get into MOTH. to be honest, you didn't expect him to be there either as your senior. he was fragile according to the middle school you.

you felt a soft peck on your cheek. warmth start spreading across your cheeks. hot red. you felt curious, you were married to su but what if the world didn't have honkai? would you have a family with su?

grabbing su's hands, you asked him something that make him interested.

"su, if we were to have a child. what would you name them?"

"i prefer the mom to give the name."

"alhaitham."

"hm? alhaitham?"

"i want our child name as alhaitham... maybe in another life. i want to be your woman again."

you hugged him. he was soooo in loved with you. since your head was stuffed on his chest. you didn't saw the blushes forming on his face. he hide his face with his free hand that isn't holding you by the waist.

you felt peace for a second, but that ended when you were wide awake, gasping for air. you noticed you were actually drowning. what happened? how did it come to this? you felt like something is grabbing you. you fainted along the way.

stirring in your sleep, you could make out some noises but you were still in a state that you couldn't move. you could feel little feet walking in a state of hurry?

"—urry! nara is waking up!!"

nara? what is that? waking up? is it me...?

the first you saw was the purple ish blue sky.. it was like a dream world. then, suddenly a cabbage flew into your vision.

"ah, your awake!" it spoke? well, anything could be possible that im not even surprised anymore...

"where am i?"

"in varanara! aranara saw you drowning so we save you!"

"thank you..."

"nara don't seem like from these world.."

what those these creatures mean? im not from these world? sitting up while holding your head. you still feel the stinging pain... wait a minute, weren't you supposed to be dead?

you looked at your hand and saw blood. dried blood. touching your head again, you could feel some blood. ah, maybe the aranara was right.

"this is teyvat! and you are in sumeru, white nara!"

"you're not lying?"

"white nara seems like a good nara so aranara wouldn't lie. aranara could even teach you everything that's in this world! aranara is generous."

looking at the cabbage looking creatures. you agreed to the offer and asked if these was a dream world and they replied with yes.

if this was the dream world it would means that the time is working differently than the real world. you were determined to let the aranara teach you so you could see the real world. maybe this time, it wouldn't be black and grey before you met su.

knowledge is everything to you.

so the aranara was talking in your language because it knew you couldn't speak the teyvat language. lucky you, you were a prodigy so it was easy to learned the language.

the aranara teaches you everything they knew, so you could adapt to teyvat easier when you go back from this dream world. you knew what vision, archons and the cycle of this world. the creatures was so generous they give you a new pair of sumeru clothes to wear instead of your bloodied lab coat.

"all the aranara thinks you're ready."

"is that so? then im ready whenever you are to make me go back to the real world."

"you can still meet aranara in the real world!"

"i will be sure to visit you. thank you."

cleaning your face with water from the lake that you drowned in. you easily adapt to sumeru despite the rainforest. you wondered if you would meet other people here. while you were in the dream world, you make used of the fighting you have been doing. when you were in the MOTH, ofc you knew some fighting skills but you were in other departments. medical department specifically.

you weren't all that amazing. teyvat was beautiful, you could see colours. you learned that they were sumeru city and you still haven't got the chance to go there. you wanted to visit the akademiya and maybe test the wisdom of the students there.

even though you achieved the akasha upon entering sumeru city. you didn't planned on using it. you were wary of the people. why would they use the akasha terminal if their own nation is called the nation of wisdom. it was just a letdown. you kinda were lost but you managed to ask passerby on where the akademiya is. since you can't enter the akademiya because you're not a student.. you just roam around the garden and saw a child under a tree reading.

that child was so alike su. it was just like su. su would always read book in his free time when they were in middle school. he would always hold a straight face. always so grumpy. that's why you always tease him. the child appearance was like a carbon copy of su.

you tried your luck on walking towards him slowly to not make him noticed you. the child was reading a complicated book. you were flabbergasted. ah, he was like you when you were a child, your parents pressuring you to be the best but it looks like he was too engrossed in his reading that he doesn't noticed you already sitting beside him.

"what are you reading?"

the child widen his eyes and looked beside him. when did she got here? the boy thought. was her steps so light he didn't even noticed her? he doesn't want to make any friends with an adults but judging by her clothes. she's probably isn't an akademiya student.

"want me to teach you about this book?"

"i don't need any help..." looking back to his book and grumbled. you smiled at the sight of the child. the child keep glancing to you once in awhile and feels some sort of familiarity to you.

"is your name alhaitham?"

shocked. the boy was shocked on how the woman knew his name. "how did you know? are you a stalker?" surprised by the straight bluntness of the child, you sweat on how to tell him you knew of his name. it was just a coincidence.

"no... well, bye bye!"

you ran away as fast as you can that alhaitham ahoge even moved. out of sumeru city, you took a sit on a nearby tree. thinking back on the events that just happened, gathering your thoughts.

alhaitham looked beside him the place where you recently sat at. noticing a paper, he took it. seeing the pretty handwriting he wondered when did she wrote this.

'if you want to know my name, come find me somewhere in sumeru city or outside of it. i will not be too far from the city.

p.s this is the answers for the questions you were looking at for too long.'

the answers that you gave him was right. it was exactly identical to the answers he thought off.

few weeks later...

the first week, little alhaitham tried to find you inside sumeru city first to not worry his grandmother too much. he knew how his grandmother will be if he went out of sumeru city. he was unsuccessful tho.

the second week, he managed to find you. you were in puspa cafè with his grandmother having conversations. little alhaitham doesn't know what to feel when he saw a strange woman suddenly conversing with his grandmother. he just make the decision to just went straight to the table. "speaking of my grandchild, here he is." alhaitham's grandmother smiled at you. alhaitham looked at you with pure curiosity. "my name is [name]. nice to meet you, alhaitham."

why did you smiled at him with pure love and your voice was full of longing. alhaitham wasn't dense to those things.

the third week, you find alhaitham reading again under the same tree with another new book. "want me to teach you?" saying the same thing when you first met alhaitham. alhaitham looked up to you and back to the book. nodding his head, he gave you permission to teach him. you plop yourself beside him and softly took his book and started to teach him.

alhaitham understood you better. your voice was soft when talking to him. even though he liked being alone by himself but your presence comfort him just like how his grandmother's presence comfort him. he doesn't disliked you. he wondered if this is what it feels like to have a mother. he didn't really cared much about the topic regarding his dead parents but he sometimes wondered about it ofc.

"who really are you, [name]?"

"im just a feeble researcher, alhaitham."

you weren't lying. back in your world, you were a researcher. a medical one.

"are you warming up to me now, alhaitham?"

"mhm"

alhaitham was now sitting very close to you.

the fourth week, you find him sleeping under the cover of the tree with a book on his lap. it was almost evening and you worried that his grandmother might come and find him. patting his head (it was soft), you started to carry him.

it was a piece of cake on carrying him as he was still a child and you would always hold griseo. he was gripping his book hard even though he was sleeping. you knew that you were smiling widely. you were happy. alhaitham was like your own child, he also had the name that you wanted to name your own child (it would never happened).

"here is his room. thank you for carrying him, [name].."

"no problem.. carrying him was a piece of cake."

"i will leave you guys alone now."

you were tucking him under his covers. you sat on the side of his bed. a small smile appeared on your face. alhaitham is sleeping peacefully...

you kissed him on his forehead and mumbled "have a goodnight sleep, my dear alhaitham. may you have a good dream."

upon entering an empty classroom as school time ended. you saw su sleeping peacefully on his seat at the back with a book as his pillow. closing back the classroom door, you walked towards su's table and took the seat beside him. seeing his pretty face sleeping peacefully.

weeks turned to months and months turned into years. your relationship with alhaitham was closer than ever. alhaitham even called you mother now.

but you didn't last that long in alhaitham's life. before the year of his grandmother's death, on his birthday. you disappeared.

but there was presents on alhaitham's table with a letter.

'my dear alhaitham, forgive me for disappearing on your birthday. say hello to grandmother for me, will you? you're a good child. if i had a child i want you to be my child. im not from this world. i was not written into this world. the world doesn't know me. i was supposed to be dead in my real world but god decided to give me a chances on teyvat. keep this a secret. alhaitham, you are one of the people i cherish the most. even though you're not my child. me and my husband couldn't have a child because my world was in chaos, it wasn't peace. you reminded me so much of my husband.

this is my present for you, alhaitham. you hated small talk, right? why don't you take these noise cancelling devices? you can make some improvement and adjustment to it. you are a smart child after all. one last time, alhaitham. i love you.

happy birthday, my dear alhaitham. may you shine like gold.'

sighing to himself. he accidentally remembered the day he was given his noise cancelling devices. you were his parental figure. where did you decided to go? did you finally find a way to your own world? or did you travel teyvat like you wanted too?

taking off the devices, he looked at the design that you made for him. it was perfect for him. it went too well with his outfit. you knew him so well like he was your own child that you gave birthed too. he did made some adjustments to it but he never make changes to the design.

he liked the design. he wanted to meet his father too. is he really so much like him? you never really talked much about your husband to him. fiddling with the pages of the book he was reading. what was your husband name again?

right, it's su.

"i love you too, mother. i miss you." whispering to himself.

happy birthday to himself.

note: hi hi!! hope you loved it. idk the wordcount. idk maybe it's between 2k??? happy birthday my boy alhaitham.

taglist: @ladychiy0 @madcap-riflette

#su x reader #su #honkai impact x reader #honkai impact 3rd x reader #honkai impact #honkai impact 3rd #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #kalpas #alhaitham #alhaitham x reader #itomlist!!✧ #itoworks!!✧

[wewanttofu-kanimeboys]

Neji x Monster!Reader

I stayed up until 11pm to ensure this was posted on Neji's birthday. So happy birthday Neji! Hope you enjoy!

Warnings: tentacles, egg impregnation, eggpreg

“I’m home,” you called as you entered the home and took off your shoes. 

“In the Kitchen,” Neji called. You found your husband preparing dinner for the two of you. The two of you had married as soon as Neji was of age. The two of you had secretly been together for years and Neji wanted to get out of the Hyuga component. You had a quiet ceremony and moved into a home on the edge of the Nara distinct. The Hyugas weren't precisely supportive but interested in having Hyuga hybrids. The two of you convinced Hiashi to agree that any future kids would not be sealed as no one could say if the seal would be safe for a hybrid, something that was a relief to Neji. “That took longer than you were told. Was there something wrong?”

“Uh, Kind of.” You took a seat at the table. “Kids are going to be sooner than we were expecting.” 

“Okay,”  Neji sat next to you. “We didn't know when you would need to breed. It's not so surprising. Do you know how soon?” 

“Roughly two weeks, I’ve already started growing eggs,” you said. You had spent most of the day being poked, prodded, and examined along with the rest of your siblings. 

“That's not so bad. We’ll have to start getting prepared for breeding and get ready for the kids.” Neji nodded. “We should have enough time to clean the spare room.”

“Are you nervous?” you laid your head on his. 

Neji was quiet for a bit, “I'm nervous about being pregnant.”

“That's reasonable.” you smiled at him. “I feel bad for my siblings. Only a few of them are dating right now and it's really out of nowhere for them.”

“We didn't expect it to happen so soon.” Neji nodded, “They’ll have to find someone to mate.” 

“I already have you and you be a great parent for our children,” you kissed him gently. Neji was not one for public affection so you took every opportunity you had. Neji blushed and leaned into your arms. “I love you so much,”

“I love you too,” Neji smiled softly. “Let's eat,”

You got the sharp pains a week later and you knew it was only a matter of time. You curled up in your shared bed, piling as many blankets around and on you as you could, and just tried to sleep through the pain. You were woken up late by Neji

“Hey, you're sweating. Are you okay?” Neji felt your forehead. You leaned into his hand. He was very cool to the touch. 

“It's starting,” You said softly. Neji nodded and helped you into the bath. He filled the bath with cool water to cool you down. “Thanks, that's nice.”

“You should have sent me a message. I could have come home early.” Neji sighed.

“I didn't want to take you from your students. I just slept most of the day.” You melted into Neji’s hands as he washed you. 

“Don't be a fool. You should have gotten someone to watch over you.” Neji scolded you. He got you out of the bed and cuddled up in the bed. 

You smiled triedly, “Can you cuddle me?” 

“Yes, love,” Neji smiled softly. “Let me get us dinner first.”

“Alright,” you sighed.

You spent the next week in bed with Neji caring for you. The day your eggs were ready, you could really tell why you knew it was time but you did. You had woken up in the middle of the night and just watched Neji sleep next to you. You didn't want to wake him but you weren't sure you could wait till the morning. You started running your tentacles over neji’s clothes, waking him up. “Is it time?”

“Ya, sorry. I didn’t want to wake you. I couldnt help myself.” You gasped as Neji started stroking one of your tentacles. 

“Oh, I have a surprise for you.” Neji blushed. 

“What do you mean?” you asked intrigued. He pulled his clothes and revealed lingerie. You were practically salivating over him. “Wow!” 

“You like it?” Neji blushed. 

“You are absolutely devourable.” You licked your lips and your tentacles ran over Neji. “I’m going to ruin you~!”

Neji moaned as a tentacle pushed into him. You started stretching him out as you explored his chest with your mouth. He moaned under you. “You can tear them off~”

“Ya~? But you look so good in them.” You moaned. Neji gasped as you entered a second tentacle into him. You couldnt hold ytorself back anymore and tore the underwear off of him as your ovipositor tentacle latched on. 

“Oh~, kami, youre so sexy when your rough like this.” Neji moaned. “More~”

You started sucking on his neck as your opvipositor suucked harder and your tentacles thrusted harder. Neji came hard and you just kept sucking. You contiunued to  use Neji until he was a twitching overstimulated mess. The two of you fell asleep still tangled together. The next two day, you milked Neji over and over again, barely giving him a moment of rest.

“Eat up, Neji. the eggs are dropping and you need your strength.” you tried to coaxs an overstimulated and exsausted Neji into eating. You managed to get him to eat a few bites and drinking some water before letting him rest. 

“Love, is it time?” Neji mumbled.

“Not yet, get some sleep,” you laid with him and fell asleep as well. You woke up with the urge to implant your eggs. You couldnt hold yourself back as you suck your ovipositor tentacle deep in him, 

“Oh~, its time?” Neji moaned as he was open up. 

“Ya~, Kami, you're amazing. It feels so good~” you gasped as you thrusted your tentacle deep in him. “The first egg is coming~,” 

“Give them to me~,” Neji moaned. He let out a soft moan as he felt the egg probing his entrance. You stroked his cheek and kissed him softly as the egg started pushing into him. It was almost halfway in as it pressed against his prostate and sent waves of pleasure through his entire body that just got stronger as the egg continued to press against it. He came hard onto his chest as his vision went starry.

“This is so weird.” you said stroking his stomach. You could feel the egg heavy in his abdomen. He laid his hand on his abdomen and could feel the egg slightly protruding. 

“Ya, thats going to be a baby,” Neji said in wonder. You smiled at him. 

“We’re starting a family.” you stroked his stomach. The two of you took a few minutes to rest before the next egg started dropping. You dropped another 7 eggs in him, each egg ruining him more and more. When the last egg dropped, Neji was a twitching, sobbing mess underneath you. 

“Kami, i wish i could do this to you every day, youre so sexy.” you moaned as the last egg started pushing into him. Neji twitched violently as another orgasm riped through him, giving out meek moan. You watched in hunger as he rode out his last orgasm. 

Once the egg was fully implanted, you wrapped him up burrito style in a warm blaket, letting him rest. You cradle him close waiting for the eggs to fully attached. Neji had slept for a solid twelve hours before waking up. 

“How many eggs did you implant?” Neji hummed still exsausted. 

“Nine,” you smiled at him. “Want a bath?”

“As long as you wash me and dry my hair.” Neji smiled. 

“Of course,” you smiled at him and carried him to the bathroom. You sat him on the edge of the bath and started running the water. Neji stroked his protruding stomach. 

“How does it feel?” you asked.

“Weird. I wasn't expecting them to be so heavy,” He chuckled.  Once the tub was ready  you sat with Neji in the middle of your legs. He melted into you lap as the warm water helped his muscles relax. “This is great.”

“We cant stay in here too long. You still need to eat.” you started washing him. Neji let out a moan as you washed his hair.

“Thats great,” Neji moaned. You chuckled and rinsed the shampoo out of his hair. You quickly washed yourself as well and got the two of you dried of. It took you a few minutes to find Neji a shirt that would fit and got him dressed. You took your time blowdrying his hair and Neji almost fell asleep again. 

“You have to carry me to the Kitchen. My legs still feel like jelly.” Neji sighed. 

“I’ll happily carry you everywhere until you gave birth.” you smiled and scoped him up with a yelp.

#eggpreg #monster!reader #Sub!Neji #GN!Reader

[tklpilled]

wanderer wakes up to the sound of soft chattering around him.

he slowly opens his eyes, squinting as he adjusts to the dull sunlight. the voices suddenly stop as they notice him waking. he blinks a few times, seeing nothing but plants at first before his vision clears.

arachatora leans to arasaka, whispering loudly, "grumpy nara is awake."

wanderer rolls his eyes. "can't you come up with a better name?"

arachatora squeaks at being called out, but arapacati retorts angrily. "grumpy nara won't tell us his name!" she scolds, tiny, leafy hands on her hips.

"what's wrong with just nara?" wanderer sighs, rubbing his face as he sits up, looking around properly. "why are you all here?"

"nara is the one who came to us," arapacati points out, head tilted. "arapacati didn't know nara could sleep."

wanderer thinks back, vague memories coming back to him. after finishing a paper, he'd been exhausted, wanting to find a nice, secluded place to nap. he hadn't been paying attention to exactly where he ended up — apparently, it was vanarana.

"i made soup for nara," says arapas, quiet and simple as usual.

wanderer tries not to make a face. he's tried that soup — it's not bad, it's just horribly bland, and he's not in the mood for it right now. "not hungry," he says.

"nara must eat!" araphala protests, prodding wanderer's side with his little arm.

wanderer covers his side with his hands, looking away. "'m not hungry," he grumbles. he's starting to get tired again, and he'd really like to sleep a little longer.

a light brush against his sole interrupts his thoughts, making him squeak as he yanks his legs away, pulling his knees up to his chest. he glares at arachatora, who stares up at him in confusion. wanderer can't help but soften under the innocent look. "don't do that again," he mumbles, looking away.

araphala pokes his now unprotected side again, making him arch his back as he stiffens up. "c-cut it out!" he complains, cutting himself off as another poke lands on his other side.

"grumpy nara is ticklish?" he hears, sending a red flush to his cheeks. he suddenly makes a move to stand, pushing himself up. how they know what tickling even is is beyond him, but he's not planning to stick around and help them learn more. that is, until he sees the sets of eyes gazing up at him curiously.

... damn them for being too cute.

#never gonna finish this so here yall go #kaz speaks #arty writes #genshin #lee!scaramouche #tickle fic

[adrunkskeletonsduck]

Sʟᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ ⵊɴ

➜ Pairing: Shikamaru Nara x reader

➜ Synopsis: It had been a month since you’d seen Shikamaru, and you had missed him dearly in that month. The lack of enthusiasm he had shown when you had told him you’d be back in the village in the next few days had worried you. That didn't matter though, because it turns out he had missed you just as much. 

➜ Warnings: Gn!reader, spice, fluff, not proof read (I feel like this warning is a given at this point)

➜ Word Count: 1.7k

➜ Notes: Ik the synopsis is ass yall, im sorry 🥲 just trust me and read this through though

“Y/N!” Yoshino exclaimed happily as she opened the front door of the house, “What a wonderful surprise! Please come on in.” She gestured for you to come in and you happily obliged. The summer heat was really no joke.  

“Hi Mrs. Nara!” you replied with a smile, matching her excitement as you slipped off your shoes by the door and stepped into the cozy home.

“I’m assuming you’re here to see Shikamaru?” She asked, a genuine smile adorning her features.

“Yeah, it's been so busy you really haven't had time to stop by as often as I’d like.” You explained to her.  

Since the reappearance of the Akatsuki you, and most of the other shinobi in the village, have been going on missions none stop. It was honestly crazy how your workload had tripled because of them. If you hadn't hated them enough before, you seriously hated them now.  

Yoshino frowned slightly shaking her head. “The Hokages really keeping you busy these days huh.”  

“Yup!” You confirmed with a small laugh. “I brought some snacks and an energy drink for him.” You gesture to the bag in my hand before continuing, “God knows he needs it when he wakes up.” Yoshino laughs at that nodding in agreement.  

“I’d really love to stay and chat but I know how eager you must be to see him,” You blush at her statement, “He’s in his room asleep and if you need anything please don’t be shy to ask.” Her tone was comforting and warm as she spoke to you.  

“I’ll keep that in mind, thank you Mrs. Nara!” Appreciation laced in your house as you replied to before heading down the hall.  

Shikamaru’s room wasn’t far down the hall it was the first door on the left. The next door over was a guest bedroom, and across from that was the bathroom, then at the end of the hall was the master bedroom where his parents slept and the guest bathroom was right by the hallway entrance. It was really not the biggest house but it was very nice and cozy. Yoshino had really broken her back doing her best to make it feel genuinely homey. Everything from the furniture and décor, to the color of the walls felt welcoming.  

You turned to Shikamarus room, clutching the handle of the door and slowly opening it just enough to poke your head into the room.  

“Shika..?”  

Shikamaru was laying down, face shoved into his pillow with his arms above his head holding onto the pillow. His blanket was thrown across his body, not quiet covering him all the way. Small streams of light came in from the window, in between the curtains as they ruffled softly from the wind of his fan.

It was a peaceful environment. Although it could have been more enjoyable if the room hadn't been so bare.  

You had always poked at your boyfriend to decorate his room, you told him you’d help and everything, but he had always brushed it off saying there was no needed and that it was just extra work. The most decoration Shikamaru had up (that he put up himself without someone nagging him to) was a few photos of you and him that were taped on the wall near his bed and a framed photo of his team that sat on his dresser. A few plants were also placed around his room as well (that you had put there), and were miraculously still alive. One on his dresser another to on a floating shelf in the opposite corner to the door and the fourth sat in a hanging plant hammock over his bed in the very corner.  

You opened the door a bit wider and stepped into the room, closing it slowly behind you as to not make too much noise and wake him up, even though he slept like a log. You set the bag of snacks down on the dresser next to the picture frame and walked over to Shikamarus sleeping form. Sitting down at the edge of his bed you started to attempt to wake him.  

“Shikamaru..” You said softly, poking gently at his side. He didn’t move, not a single sound coming out of him. So, you tried again a little harsher this time, still nothing.  

Finally, after about 3 minutes of trying to wake him up he finally moved a bit, his face turning in your direction and a small groan made its way out of his mouth.

“What do you want mom...” He said, sleep laced in his voice and his eyes still firmly shut.  

“I’m not your mother Shika.” You said rolling your eyes. His body tensed for a second, eyes opening before he rolled over, a slight, lazy, smile tugging at his lips as his eye landed on your face.  

“You sleep too much you know.”  You teased him half-heartedly. Shikamaru ignored your comment, reaching for your hand from where it was resting in your lap and pulling you over him. You yelped, your body tensing as you fell towards him. You placed both hands on either side of him to stop yourself from falling onto him completely, your hair falling over your shoulders. Your face hovered inches above his, so close you two were practically sharing a breath.  

His free hand came to cup your cheek, his thumb moving back and forth slowly. Then his eyes slipped shut as he pulled you down and your lips met his in a lazy but affectionate kiss. You practically melted, easing yourself down so you were sitting on his hips and your upper body was leaning over him.

He kept kissing you, lips moving against yours one after another. Each kiss was more heated then the last until Shikamru was pushing himself up so that you were pressed against each other and slipped his hands under your shirt to hold your bare waist and pull you impossibly closer and you slid yours around his neck, lifting your body so you’re hovering over his. His teeth grazed your bottom lip, asking for permission to enter, and you happily obliged. Opening your mouth to let his tongue slip in, a small whimper leaving you as your tongues touched before you felt his tongue leave yours and get to roaming around your mouth, getting familiar with the space again after such a long time.

Even though you hadn't shared nearly enough kisses for your liking, you could already feel yourself running out of breath. That, however, was quickly the furthest thing on your mind as you felt him drop another kiss on your lips and your fingers curled into his hair, tugging gently pulling a deep groan from the shinobi as he kissed you with all the passion in the world. Each kiss communicating more than a thousand words could as your lips molded into each other's like they’re two pieces of the same puzzle.  

Shikamaru broke away from you, his lips moving to your neck, planting kisses all over and gently sucking on patches of your skin, then traveling down your neck to your collarbone to leave more kisses. He brought his hand up, tugging the neckline of your shirt down and leaving a not so small hickey, running his tongue over it a few times too easy the light throb of pain. His lips move up your neck again, delicately placing kisses along your jaw, and then one to the side of your mouth before his lips were back on yours.  

You’re still catching your breath when his lips return for more and small moan slips out of you and Shikamaru practically swallows it, his tongue darting into your mouth to meet your own.  

“Shika-” You mumbled against his lips breathlessly. He hummed in response, placing another heated kiss on your lips and pushing you down so he was above you. His hands going down to the bottom of your shirt, tugging at it and starting to take it off, his lips not leaving yours for a single second.

Hesitantly you pulled back with a pant and your hands wrapped around Shikamarus wrists, stopping him from removing your shirt. He looked down at you, his brows furrowed with confusion.  

“Slow down.” You said gently, answering his silent question, a small smile blooming on your lips. You leaned forward pressing your lips against his forehead affectionately and Shikamaru got off of you rolling to the side to lay down next to you on his back.  

“You’re a drag.” He started to complain once he had settled next to you.  

You were both laying on your backs side by side looking up at the ceiling and lightly panting, doing your best to catch your breathes.

“I missed you to!” You reply sarcastically, turning your head towards him. The comment earns you an eye roll which pulls a smirk from you.  

He ignored your sarcasm, “Why are you here so early anyway?”  

“Its 12 in the afternoon Shikamaru.” You reply to him flatly

“Why hasn’t my alarm gone off yet then.” He mumbled  

“Maybe because it's not plugged in.” He glanced at the outlet next to him to find it empty and the plug of the alarm clock on the floor under it.  

“Whatever...I like waking up to you better anyway...” You almost don’t catch the last part, but you did. You turn to him, a wide grin breaking out across your face. Shikamaru glances at you, and a blush covers his face when he realizes that you’d heard him.  

“You’re still a drag though.” He says, quickly looking away

The smile doesn’t leave your lips as you reply to him with a snort “Yeah whatever.” and then you move closer to him, laying your head on his chest and slinging your arm around him. In response, Shikamaru moves one of his hands from behind his head to reach down to the hand by your side and intertwine your fingers together.  

“I love you...and I missed you so, so much this past month.” He said, his voice muffled a bit as he buries his head in your hair and presses a kiss to the top of your head.  

“I love you too shika.” Your eyes fluttered closed and a content sigh left your lips. You felt him squeeze your hand in reassurance before you let your body relax into him completely and allow the sound of his heart beat to lull you into sleep.  

#naruto shippuden #Naruto #Shikamaru x reader #shikamaru nara x reader #shikamaru #shikamaru nara #shikamaru x you #shikamaru x y/n #shikamaru nara x y/n #shikamaru fic #naruto fic #fluff #spice #shikamaru fluff #shikamaru spice

[wen-kexing-apologist]

The Language of Love in La Pluie Ep. 8

Alright internet, my Pride events have ended, and I have returned home, so though I am a day late and a dollar short, you know what time it is….

Alright so I want to get a couple of smaller details out of the way first, as an appetizer before we get into the meaty parts of the episode. 

Gif from @ueasking

I counted and Bow and Kung hold hands in three separate scenes and that is enough evidence for me that they have fucked nasty. Moving on. 

There were two micromovements that I really appreciated in this episode, one from Lomfon and one from Patts. Unfortunately I will be bringing them to you in the form of screenshots because we *still* need people to be getting louder and gayer about this show and I am seeing a grossly low number of gifs for a show this fucking good. 

We know that Lomfon is interested in Tai, from the keychain he has, to the way that he immediately started questioning Tai’s connection to Patts vis a vis the soulmate thing, and those feelings Lomfon is still hung up on manifest in these very small ways. Namely, that Tai says he is bringing lunch to Patts and Lomfon’s head whips up

He looks a bit sad, and then he turns his head away so that he isn’t being obvious about this quiet devastation he has every time that he hears Tai talk about Patts. Because even though this show is clearly setting the stage of Lomfon and Tien to get together, London really needs to see that Tai understands that the hearing loss may not actually make you hear your “soulmate” and that Tai and Patts chose each other anyway, before he can truly allow himself to move on. 

By the by, one thing I am curious about with Lomfon is if now that he has heard Tai and Patts when it rained, if he will start changing his own mindset about soulmates. Kind of like a switcheroo, you know? Tai believes in soulmates so strongly that the divorce of his parents shook him to his core because it went his core belief that the hearing loss connects you to your soulmate, and he has learned throughout the course of this story and throughout the course of navigating his relationship to and with Patts that he cares less about whether or not the hearing loss connects to your soulmate, and more about the feelings he has for Patts. Lomfon believes so strongly that soulmates don’t exist because he has a crush on Tai, if he can now hear Tai, will he start believing that actually soulmates do exist and he and Tai are meant to be together, or will it further solidify his belief that soulmates don’t exist and he and Tai are meant to be together. Either way, he’s spent a total of like 1 minute of screen time with Tai so we know how this is gonna go, and it will not be pretty for Lomfon if he doesn’t wake up to his feelings for Tien soon. 

Ok, second micromovement is with Patts, who takes a microscopic step back when Nara tries to hand him the Bento Box

He wants to be fed by Tai, (or more accurately wants to eat Tai but I think we’ll be getting to that in Episode 9). Patts sees Nara and immediately knows why she is here. 

And what I love about Patts is that he isn’t mad or angry, he knows the ways in which his hearing loss and the potential of a soulmate has consistently harmed his relationship with Nara and how much she was willing to sacrifice of her own peace of mind to continue a relationship with Patts because she loves him. He loves her too, although not romantically anymore, and I know this because this is not the face of a man who is like “why the fuck is my ex coming over here when we very clearly separated?” This is the face of a man who knows precisely why she is here and is already feeling guilty about having to let Nara down once again, and confirm the fears she had while in their relationship about losing him to the stranger in his head. 

So in terms of body language, Patts cannot be more clear that he is no longer interested in Nara, and it is why I love that Tai explicitly tells Patts that he isn’t mad about what happened. 

Patts hands stay at his sides, he does not respond to any of her movements, he never touches her, he doesn’t deepen the kiss, he doesn’t even move his lips. If we look back at other examples of times he has kissed someone he loves, we know that this is not his standard operating procedure. Even in the flashback to his last kiss with Nara two months prior, he was in to the his, he was touching the back of her neck, he was an enthusiastic participant. Here, he lets her kiss him because he knows that Nara needs both a final confirmation that his feelings for her are no longer what they once were and a final goodbye so she can transition in to a new phase of her relationship to Patts, friends. (At least I hope they are able to remain friends, with the way Nara care about Tai’s wellbeing and the way she understands how important Tai is to Patts, I want more stories that allow exes to be friends.)

Tai sees them, drops his bisexual flag coded bento box he prepared for Patts and runs off to the mountain to spiral about his feelings about Patts, soulmates, and his sincerity of his connection to both of them. 

Patts finds the lunchbox, uses that veterinarian brain of his to make the connection and immediately starts looking for Tai. Which leads us to the first crack in Tien’s armor. Something I already talked about in my stray thoughts post because I was too busy being gay and my brain was too busy coming down from the high this episode brought me that I was not able to turn my analysis brain on.

We got Tien breaking down, running off to go do something brash and stupid…like climb a mountain with no preparation…like brother like brother I guess…and Lomfon chasing after him to make sure that he does not. 

Now, Tien says “Doi Mae Pilang. Soul mate.” with a concerned and searching tone in his voice, and Lomfon reacts by looking genuinely concerned back.

We can argue back and forth about whether or not this concern is for Tai or for Tien, but the fact remains that Lomfon’s eyes are laser focused on Tien. He is worried and waiting, and it takes less than a second for Lomfon to go chasing after Tien when he takes off towards the mountain. 

At which point we get our first intentional, certain touch from Lomfon to Tien. Whereas previously, we saw that Lomfon was struggling to figure out where and how to place himself, and his hands when Tien took a nap on him, here, he is does not get lost in his head. He grabs Tien firm by the arm

Gif from @ueasking

By the shoulders

Gif from @ueasking

By the chest

Gif from @liyazaki who is as much of a hands demon as I am

Who keeps Tien pressed closely too him, and tells him, firmly, sincerely that he is here for Tien 

Gif from @liyazaki from their before and after post

And though this moment is washed the fuck out because of the light, I love that effect explicitly because to me, this is a visual representation of the idea that Lomfon is bringing light and warmth in to Tien’s life. Or that he will be. In this scene Lomfon is acting like a guide to Tien, making sure that he does not run off and get himself hurt too, making sure that he knows that he has support, comforting him when he is upset. 

And while at first Tien is turned away from it, trying to break from it, running from it, eventually he melts. 

Gifs from @liyazaki

And Lomfon reacts initially with a brief moment of surprise, before once again placing all his attention on studying Tien. This is a moment of vulnerability for Tien, something we have not seen, and Lomfon is taking it in stride. In fact, the only people that Tien has really let himself lose control around has been Lomfon. He trusted Lomfon enough to get drunk around him, to take a nap on him, to cry in front of him. 

Even with Tai, while he allowed himself to be mad, and to hug his brother tightly, and to cry, Tai did not see and will not see the full on breakdown Tien had the previous day. Tien does not let Tai know how impacted he is by anything, because he has been acting as an emotional support for Tai for the past two years. As a fellow emotional laborer, I have an extremely difficult time asking people for help and an even harder time when it comes to people who I know are also emotional laborers. Tien has been doing a massive amount of emotional labor for Tai, and that means not letting Tai in to the entire depth of his own thoughts and feelings. At least, that’s part of my read on it. 

So what do we get from Lomfon’s physicality with Tien in this scene? When Lomfon places his hands on Tien, he does not move his fingers, not like Patts does with Tai. But that does not mean that there is no movement in these scenes. His head moves, he is turning his attention to Tien. His eyes move, he is analyzing Tien and trying to read his emotions, trying to adapt to this new version of Tien he has never seen before. Lomfon moves his body, he rocks with Tien when Tien starts to collapse, when they hug, Lomfon is moving with Tien, but his hands remain steady. When Tien hugs him at the end, he pats Tien’s back and while he’s not slapping him, he is certainly not patting his back gently/softly.  Lomfon is solid, stable, logical. He will pull Tien back when Tien’s passion escapes from its leash. He will ground Tien when the world feels like it’s falling out from under him. But he he will not be so rigid that Tien is unable to do things he wants/needs to, he can still move the way he needs to, when he wants to change his position, he breaks free easily from Lomfon’s grasp, when he turns to hug Lomfon, Lomfon is not expecting it but he leans in to the hug, he roll with it. He lets Tien feel what he needs to feel, but makes sure that Tien is safe. 

We head up the mountain.

Gratuitous inclusion of Tai’s hand because I am absolutely obsessed with those rings on his fingers. 

Anyway, 

Rain and as a result, water, are incredibly important as a theme of this show. First of all, water belongs to gay people, second of all, rain and as a result, water connect Tai and Patts together, connected Tai’s parents together, still connects them together because as far as we know they will continue to remain voices in each other’s heads. So it is incredibly apt that Tai, when walking up this mountain to get clarity on where he himself stands in his beliefs around soul mates, in his relationship to Patts, falls and lands in water. 

Again, @respectthepetty taught me to look out for lines as barriers and lines as connectors. Here we have Tai’s hand, keeping him connected to water, and his sweater has two likes that visually still block his hand from the rest of his body. He has not yet figured out what his connection with himself and his beliefs are yet, and therefore despite the fact he’s reaching for it. Reaching for that knowledge, dipping a finger into the cleansing waters, he still does not have the clarity he needs. 

Until Patts shows up. 

Touch, again, this time with Patts hand resting over Tai’s shoulder, with Tai’s head cradled in Patt’s arm, with Tai’s back leaning up against Patts’ leg. Patts’ hand brushing gently across Tai’s side. 

Tai, injured, in pain, and about to faint called out to the man he’d refused to talk to for two years, and got an answer, and then Tai fell silent once again. 

“I was so worried about you”

“I can always find you”

“We are soul mates” 

And Tai smiles at that because he doesn’t care anymore, because he doesn’t care if the rain is right, if soul mates are real, Patts is here, Patts was worried, Patts will find him, Patts is patient, and reliable, and caring, and Tai can allow himself to give in to loving him. 

And if you will entertain me for just a moment, I want you to scroll back up a little to the wideshots of Tai cradled in Patts’ arms, and I want you to look at the hand that is draped along Tai’s ribs, and I want you to see the way Patts fingers move. We know from their previous make out scenes that Patts is constantly moving his fingers, scratching, and pressing, and ghosting over Tai. Here too, we see the trend continue, of these small ways that Patts gives comfort to Tai. Whereas Lomfon’s movements with Tien are bigger, firmer, more solid, because Tien needs stability and reliability like that. Tien’s emotions are simple but big, needing to be contained. Patts’ movements are smaller, gentle, softer, because Tai needs patience and comfort. Tai’s emotions are more complicated but simmering, needing to be carefully and meticulously tended to. 

Patts carries Tai down the mountain.

And Tai owes Patts an explanation. You know what, no, not an explanation, a conversation. Tai is ready to talk about these thoughts he has been having, the fears and hesitations that have been bubbling just beneath the surface, close enough to Patts to see them, close enough for Patts to rein in his horniness because he can tell that Tai isn’t comfortable having that level of intimacy with him yet. Because Patts knows a little bit about Tai’s hesitations, he has heard twice now the story of Tai’s parents’ divorce. 

And though at first he gave Tai comfort, when he found him by the water, when he wasn’t conscious, when he was more disoriented, and though he carried Tai down the mountain. Here is where conversation grows serious, and Patts, not being certain of where Tai is going to land with all of this, keeps his hands to himself. Tai tells him about how seeing Patts and Nara kiss got him thinking about, worrying about, wether Patts was giving up a truly good thing with Nara under the assumption that he and Tai were just supposed to be together. Tai tells him about everything, about how much it fucking hurts to worry about all this soulmate business, to be scared of all this soulmate business. About halfway through this monologue Patts starts fidgeting with his own hands, whether that is to rub out the growing anxiety in him or to get out some of the need he has to touch Tai I am not certain, but you can tell the gears in his brain are turning.

And it is not until Tai after Tai says he is not mad about Patts and Nara and after he admits that all “it fucking hurts” to grapple with whether or not soulmates exist and what that means for him, where Patts finally reaches out to comfort Tai. 

Even when he doesn’t yet know where this conversation is going. Even when it is entirely possible that Patts has just risked his life to rescue Tai, carried him down the mountain, and may still be broken up with because Tai is scared or uncertain. Even here in this moment of limbo, Patts still reaches out to Tai to make sure Tai feels how much Patts cares for him. 

Then he doesn’t let go. His hand moves from Tai’s back, to Tai’s elbow, to Tai’s thigh, Patts never breaking his attention on Tai while Tai talks him through his realizations. 

Patts is honest too, and destroys the last remaining threads of doubt Tai had in this relationship by assuring Tai that regardless of whether or not soul mates exist, regardless of whether or not that telepathic link that people get somehow miraculously connects them with their soulmate, that Patts loves Tai and would love Tai anyway. Patts may call Tai his soul mate, but he doesn’t have to see Tai that way, and he doesn’t need to be seen that way by Tai in order for their relationship to work. 

The theme I am loving the most that is coming out of La Pluie centers around that subversion. Tai believed wholeheartedly in soulmates, and that belief was shattered before his very eyes with his parents. Patts sees Tai at the bus stop with a cat, and finds him cute, before Tai and Patts even know they are the voices in each other’s heads, there is an obvious attraction. They are interested in each other because they are interested in each other, not because of the hearing loss. Tai holds himself back from falling too deeply for Patts, for being too intimate with Patts because he cannot get over the idea that one day it might possibly fall apart. But Tai’s father himself told Patts that these relationships take work. All relationships take work. If soulmates exist, and if you are somehow connected to them in your head, and if one day you meet, and fall in love, you cannot rely on the knowledge that you are soulmates to save you from ruining a relationship. If you don’t talk, if you don’t compromise, if you aren’t honest, if you don’t work at it, you won’t make it out the other end. 

And again, that is if soulmates exist, and I think with Episode 8, La Pluie is planting a flag firmly in the “soulmates do not exist” camp. 

Tai relinquishes the ideas he had about soulmates, and finally allows himself to love Patts.

Going back to physicality you can see Patts visibly relax and smile after Tai tells him he is happy that Patts is there. At which point 

gif from @liyazaki

Patts gets playful and cuddly, his hands wrap familiarly around Tai’s waist, Patts’ head slots in perfectly right where it belongs on Tai’s shoulder, and Tai lets himself be enveloped. 

gif from @liyazaki

Patts breaks out the first couples kiss, with that soft, fast sniff kiss on Tai’s cheek, because despite the fact they have not yet officially established they are boyfriends, Patts and Tai know that something in their relationship has changed.

gif from @liyazaki

Tai has come a long way from his make out session with Patts in episode 6 where he barely moved his fingers. Now, Patts and Tai war silently over who gets to hold the other’s hand. 

gif from @liyazaki

And we get a lot of lovely non-verbal communication here, both of them exhausted, needing to sleep, pressed up against each other. With Tai being hugged from behind, in beautiful parallel to his brother. They say goodnight, but Tai spends these last few minutes of consciousness before falling asleep, gently comforting Patts by gently stroking his thumb along Patts’ hand. Because he knows that Patts was worried, and that Patts has been through a lot today, and because he loves Patts, and because he can. Because he can touch Patts, because he can have these little

moments of intimacy, where he can feel Patt’s breathing against his back, where he can give small moments of comfort to someone he cares about. 

They stay like that all night, and when morning comes, Tai is still holding on to Patts. Letting Patts know that he is still there, letting Patts know that he will keep a hold of him as long as he can. From here through the end of the episode, they are touching as much as possible. 

When Tai wakes up, and sits up, Patts slides over and the inside of his elbow makes contact with Tai’s arm

They sit here together, and they talk, and Patts finally asks the question he has been wanting to ask for awhile. 

And it’s funny, isn’t it? How everyone was rushing around them? How they were strangers and then soul mates and Tai and Patts were trying to figure out how and where they fit into each others lives while at the same time knowing that regardless of whether or not this worked, that they would always be in each other’s lives in some form, because of the hearing loss. Patts and Tai can talk about boundaries in the car soon after they have met, and Patts can meet Tai’s father, and they can refer to each other as soul mates, but what does that even mean? 

What did it mean to them? What did it mean to Tai? What it meant was that Tai had something to fear, and while Tien was running around referring to Patts as his brother-in-law, Patts and Tai were in a “testing phase” as it were. With obvious attraction between them, but without having put a label on their relationship because they didn’t know where they stood. Because Patts did not know where Tai stood. 

Will you be my boyfriend? Up through this episode, we have really only heard Patts and Tai refer to each other as soul mates. Because that is what society labels people connected through the rain as. In having this conversation on Doi Mae Pliang about how it doesn’t matter if they are soulmates, Patts would still choose Tai and in Patts asking if Tai will be his boyfriend, I will be curious to see if they refer to each other differently moving forward. If we can trust the trailer for this show, we know that Patts refers to Tai at least once as his boyfriend. I think it would be especially poignant if the show moves forward with Tai and Patts referring to each other only as ‘faen’ and stepping away from the soulmate label, because the show has told us from the beginning, it’s not about soulmates at all.

gifs from @liyazaki

(tagging the la pluie defense squad: @bengiyo, @lurkingshan, @ginnymoonbeam and @shortpplfedup because its about damn time she starts the soulmates don't exist show)

#la pluie #la pluie the series #patts x tai #patts x saengtai #pattstai #pee peerawich #title tanatorn #suar kritsanaphong #copter nuntapong #tien x lomfon #lomfon x tien #lomtien #lomfontien #yet again I find myself incapable of writing normal lengths of text about my silly little gay shows #and yet again i continue to hope that if i split the text up with lots of pretty pictures people won't realize how long my posts are

[uchihabbynic]

The Morning

Characters: Shikamaru Nara x Fem!Reader 

Mentions: Ino Yamanaka 

a/n: I’ve been stuck with the most insane brainrot for Shikamaru for the past 72 hours - like my insides were gonna explode so this is a total random word vomit. Minimal plot, just vibes & Shikamaru smut 😈✨

Warnings: Smut; Unprotected Sex, Smoking, Brief Drug Use (Marijuana)

Word Count: 2.7k

Mood 🎧: Power of A Woman - Ella Mai

You lay awake in the early hours of the morning peeking through the curtains of his bedroom window, watching as the sun tried to break through the dark, rain filled clouds that had covered the sky since the night before. You were as still as a glass lake on a windless day, careful to not awaken a sleeping Shikamaru as you knew how much he valued his sleep.

You deeply inhaled the intoxicating, musky scent coming from the oversized gray t-shirt that Shika had let you borrow the night before. The wonderfully addicting smell filled your nostrils every time you shifted under the covers, sending icy shivers down your spine. While you and Shikmaru were seemingly content with being nothing more than close friends, recently - you’d noticed a newfound tension between you two.

(Cliché, I know)

The lingering touches, the intense eye contact that neither of you seem to wanna break, the faint blush that crawled across his cheeks - which was a bit uncharacteristic for him. And now - lying half naked next to the boy you’d been friends with since grade school just solidified the idea that you weren’t just imagining all these things. 

Suddenly, you felt movement coming from the other side of the bed.

“Mmm.” Shikamaru grumbled as he turned over on his side - most of his face buried deep under the plush comforter. Messy strands of jet black hair laid sprawled across his pillow as he could never keep his ponytail intact while he slept. 

“Mornin.” He managed. The deep, raspiness of his sleepy voice made your heart flutter. His almond eyes slowly opened and he peeked over the blanket, meeting your own (E/C) eyes. 

“How’d you sleep?” You whispered, turning back on your side, face to face with the Nara. 

“Fine. You?” Shikamaru asked followed by an exaggerated yawn before settling back down into the blanket next to you. 

A small smile crept across your face. “I slept great. Thanks for helping me last night.” 

“No need to thank me.” He mumbled, eyes fluttering - fighting to stay open.

“You were plastered, so there was no way I was letting you go home alone.” Despite the drowsiness that consumed Shikamaru after just having woken up, he managed a tiny smile. 

“Shikamaru, the hero.” You let out a soft chuckle as you sat up in bed and carefully peeled the covers back, stepping onto the cold wooden floor beneath you.

 “Coffee?” You asked as you shoved your feet into the thigh high socks you had previously thrown off the edge of the bed. 

“Hm, that’d be nice.” Shikamaru replied, now propped up in bed on a mound of pillows, eyes gently closed once more - resting peacefully. 

As you made your way across the bedroom and into the kitchen, Shikamaru couldn’t help but to force an eye open and peek at you as your hips swayed across the room. He quite loved the view of your perky nipples that protruded through the oversized heather gray tee he’d given you and plushy thighs that rubbed together with every step. This caused Shika to shift, adjusting himself under the blankets, ensuring that his morning wood stayed under control as much as possible. 

The aroma of black coffee beans filled the small apartment as you brewed a cup for yourself and Shika, still allowing yourselves time to fully wake up. 

Something had been on Shikamaru’s mind since he’d taken you back to his place from the bar that you and your friends had been spending the evening at. He’d overheard a drunken conversation you’d had with Ino and it had been replaying in his head since then. Being the analytical man that he was, Shika spent a good majority of the night playing it cool but trying to interpret every possible scenario of what he heard you say last night. 

Did she really mean that? -No, she was just drunk.

Maybe she wasn’t talking about me. I must have heard it wrong. 

You handed the piping hot mug to Shikamaru who was in the middle of re-adjusting his sleek, black ponytail. An uneasiness filled the pit of his stomach as he watched you climb back onto the bed, settling next to him. He figured there was no point in driving himself crazy over what he heard - he may as well put it all out there and hope for the best.

“Y/N. Can I ask you something?” Shikamaru’s jaw clenched, bracing himself for your response.

You peered over a Shika who was staring down at his mug, the steam flowing effortlessly out of the hot Cup of Joe he held. At that moment, he was determined to not make any eye contact and that in itself made you nervous.

“S-sure. What’s up?” you asked cautiously, taking a small sip from your own mug. The coffee warmed your belly in the best of ways, like receiving a hug from someone wearing a fuzzy sweater or wrapping yourself in a blanket fresh out the dryer. 

Shika scratched the back of his head, more fidgety than normal. You held your breath for what was to come. Nara was always so put together. So sure of himself. Nerves very rarely got the best of him, so to see him in such an unsettled state - you had no idea what could possibly be on his mind. 

“Well. I’m going to just come right out and say it.” He paused briefly before taking a deep breath. 

“I heard you say something to Ino last night and I just… I know you were drunk but I thought I'd heard you say something about sleeping with me but not wanting to make our friendship weird...” He continued, cursing under his breath, instantly regretting having said anything - fearful that he may have ruined a nice, pure morning with his accusation. 

Your heart rate immediately increased, thousands of questions prowled your mind as your eyes blew wide at the shocking realization that Shikamaru had indeed overheard your drunken rant to your best friend Ino about how much you’d fantasized recently about fucking Shikamaru but that you wouldnt dare ruin a perfectly good friendship. You suddenly sat in your own painful vulnerability as your cover was blown. You were exposed and there was no time to backpedal.

Shikamaru sat, now making eye contact with you as he patiently awaited your response but when he didn't immediately receive one, he panicked. 

“You know what? Forget I said anything. The coffee’s really good.” he breathed out, awkwardly trying to avoid the subject. 

“What? No. I’m sorry, I-” You were swimming in your own head trying to figure out what kind of response to give Shikamaru. He was the most intelligent man you knew, therefore; there was no need to lie as he’d figure you out eventually anyways.

“It’s true. I said that.” You boldly admitted to which Shikamaru’s head snapped up - his gorgeous chocolatey eyes as big as could be before regaining composure, forcing his expression to go back to a blank one.

Shikamaru raised his brow. “Did you now?” he replied coolly yet obviously intrigued. 

Shika never wanted to show an ounce of vulnerability so playing it cool was his natural defense mechanism. 

“-So what are you gonna do about it?” His eyes now traveling up and down your body, fixated on your shapely figure. It was no surprise that you looked 100x better in any of his clothes than he did. 

You leaned forward, mere inches from Nara’s face. “You tell me.” you smirked. 

No sooner than you could utter another word, Shikamaru cupped your face forcefully pulling you into him as your lips crashed into one another. You feverishly melted into the spontaneous kiss that Shika had planted on you. Considering he was a regular smoker, his lips were as soft as you’d always imagined them to be. Both of your tongues were fighting for dominance but being a woman who never backed down from a challenge - you didn’t let up even once, being sure to assert yourself. 

The room was filled with breathy pants as you pushed Shikamaru back onto the bed - his back flat on the mattress, your lips still sewn to his as if it was all you knew in that moment. You climbed atop Shikamaru, straddling his waist. You immediately felt his thick, hard member brush against your inner thigh which evoked a muffled groan to leave his throat at the foreign contact. 

You detached your lips from his just long enough to attach them to his jaw bone - sucking and nipping at all the most sensitive spots. You let out a soft moan as you felt his large hands smack both ass cheeks, gripping onto them forcefully. Shika was quite fond of the color green so it was no surprise that you had “unintentionally” slipped into olive green hipsters to sleep in the night before.

You continued to move down his neck, desperately leaving a trail of purple bruises as you went. The heat between your legs became an overwhelming sensation as you could feel yourself grow wetter by the second. You began skillfully rolling your hips over Shikamaru’s boxer briefs - his large cock curved to one side begging to be freed. 

“Shit.” he grumbled lazily as he jerked underneath you at the delicious friction you were rewarding him with. You smiled on his scorching hot skin, proud of the subtle praise Shika was giving you as you greedily continued to plant kisses all across his neck causing him to squirm. 

“I want it.” You breathed out, desperate for Shikamaru’s cock to fill every inch of you. Best friend or not, the man was gorgeous and this was one fantasy you weren’t going to let slip away. 

“Then take it babygirl, it’s all yours.” he cooed, arms propped up behind his head allowing the perfect view of you as he watched you peel off the T-shirt that was now drenched in your sweat. Your tits fell out with ease evoking his constricted member to jump ever so slightly in the briefs that held it in.

Without hesitation, you hooked your fingers into the hem of his briefs, eagerly pulling them down past his thick, hairy thighs causing his cock to bounce up forcefully slapping his abdomen. You crawled down his body until you were face to face with his oozing, hard member, giving the tip a small kitten lick causing Shikamaru to jerk once more under you. 

“Don’t tease me sweetheart.” Shikamaru spat, unable to sit still as the coolness of the AC and the warm heat of your breath lingered over his red, swollen cock.

 As you continued your ministrations, wetting the tip - you whimpered back in pleasure hearing the Jonin grunt and mutter curses as he felt your plump lips attach themselves to the upper half of his length. This was a sensation that Shikamaru would never grow tired of. 

You finally did as you were told and ceased the excessive teasing and brushed two fingers against Shikamaru’s lower lip, coaxing him to open his mouth allowing him to suck your digits before you inserted them into your needy cunt. As eager as you were, Shikamaru was way bigger than you expected him to be and you wanted to be sure that you could show up and show out, riding his cock with ease.

As you shimmied your panties down your legs, revealing your recently waxed pussy - Shikamaru sharply inhaled as he’d never seen you this way before. You spread your legs wide on either side of his thighs and hovered over the tip of his cock.

Shikamaru immediately gripped onto your hips, his nails digging into your feverish skin, guiding you down- as there was a slight curve to the massive member he carried between his legs. 

“Atta girl. Just like that.” Shikamaru groaned as you slowly sank your sopping wet cunt down onto his cock.

Shikamaru’s cheeks flushed with the prettiest shade of pink feeling your gummy walls constrict around him the further you sank down. A loud moan tumbled from your lips as the Nara filled you to perfection. 

“Fuck, Shika. It’s so big…” you whined, nose scrunched together as you began gyrating your hips in a steady motion riding his dick.

“Goddammit.” Shikamaru panted out, beads of sweat forming near his hairline.

 While not usually very vocal in the bedroom, he was quickly unraveling underneath you - feeling your dripping heat strangle his cock. You suddenly increased the pace and began bouncing with much more fervor and intent while Shika had one hand planted on your ass and the other gripping your breast as you rode him into the mattress. 

There was something so damn powerful about causing a man who was always so composed to completely lose control. You thrived off of it. Lived for it, even. 

Shikamaru began drilling into you, thrusting his hips upwards to meet yours. The sound of skin slapping filled the bedroom - your legs were ready to give out underneath you as a familiar coil hit the pit of your stomach. Your legs began to shake. Your moans and whimpers bounced off the walls as you wholeheartedly lost yourself while Shika’s cock kissed your cervix. Your vision went blurred as you felt your orgasm violently crash over you, still dazed from Shikamaru fucking into you with everything he had. 

For someone who was inherently lazy, he fucked like a champ and you were certainly not regretting the decision to give yourself to him. Finally, you tumbled over onto Shika's chest, completely out of breath while his cock still drilled into you as he chased his own high. Mere minutes later, he was shuddering and cursing as he came completely undone, filling you with his thick, hot cum. 

As the two of you rode out your highs together, Shika leaned down and kissed the top of your head, lazily drawing circles on the small of your back as you laid, still straddling him. 

“Not sure how we got here but… I actually love it.” You chuckled, breaking the comfortable silence. 

“Shh. Don’t question it.” Shikamaru muttered, still caressing your lower back.

>>>

It was now mid morning and you and Shikamaru had laid in blissful silence together after the dirty deed you’d done. Neither of you asked any questions or dared to discuss it. You figured there’d be a time and place to unpack whatever the hell just happened between you two, but for now - you were just content with existing in the moment. Suddenly, a fierce growl erupted from your stomach causing the both of you to burst out into laughter. 

“What the hell was that?” Shikamaru frowned, joking at the sound that had left your body.

“You fed me everything this morning but actual food, Nara. What do you think?” You smirked. You loved the way you could exchange smart ass remarks with Shikamaru and he’d never get offended because you both just got each other. 

“You know I can’t think about food until I smoke first.” he replied, nonchalantly. 

You sighed, jumping off the bed grabbing the pre-rolled joint you’d made sure to have ready for the both of you in the morning. 

“Fine, let’s smoke. But then, you owe me breakfast.” You demanded as you threw on a fresh tee from Shikamaru’s drawer and a pair of his joggers. 

“My cock wasn’t enough, huh?” He joked, slapping your ass as he jumped off the bed behind you, pulling some shorts onto his waist. 

“Ha, ha.” You sarcastically replied as you made your way onto the balcony for your morning medicine. 

You pulled up a chair next to where Shikamaru always sat for his cigarette breaks. Your lips wrapped around the joint with ease as you cupped your hand, bringing the pink lighter you carried to your mouth lighting the opposite end of the paper before taking a nice long drag. 

You blew out, handing the joint to Shikamaru as you soaked up the rays of the mid-morning sun. 

“So what do we tell our friends?” you asked, leaning back in the wicker chair. 

Shikamaru shrugged, absolutely unbothered. “Nothing. Let’s keep this morning to ourselves. Our little secret.” He said, cracking a smile as he handed the joint back to you after taking a few small hits. 

“Deal.” 

#shikamaru x reader #shikamaru smut #shikamaru x y/n #naruto smut #brainrot

[sur-i-ki]

Ｆｏｒ ｙｏｕ， Ｉ＇ｄ ｆｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅ ｇｏｄｓ

⇝ 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘺

✦ 𝘋𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘳: 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘺 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘛𝘗𝘈𝘋 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 (𝘨𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺-𝘴𝘢𝘯)

✦ 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯:

⋆ 𝘍𝘦𝘮. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘴𝘩𝘦/𝘩𝘦𝘳

⋆ 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘴𝘵/𝘍𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧, 𝘈𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘈𝘜

⋆𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: 𝘔𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩, 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨

When the youngest son of the Kazekage was born, around the same time, a girl was born.

One is a monster.

One is claimed to rival the intellect of those in the Nara clan.

Both were born for each other. [Name] was trained for the longest time, by the best shinobi the village had to offer, to protect their best weapon.

A master for a sword.

But she didn't do what they expected her to do. Even though no one would go near Gaara, [Name] was the one who stuck by him, through thick and thin.

It was only a matter of time before they fell in love with each other. And the moment Gaara became Kazekage, she became Anbu Captian and the Head of the entire army the Sand Village had to offer. The second most powerful, right behind Gaara.

And everyone knew not to say bad things about the Kazakage when she was around. It always ended with someone in the hospital. And it wasn't her.

They all whispered about how much she loved him. All talked about how the Captian had lost control the minute she saw him.

Saw her life, her everything, her Gaara, motionless, on the ground, being sat on.

Ｈｏｗ ｄａｒｅ ｔｈｅｙ？

Sleepless nights, ever since the kidnapping of Gaara reached her ears, while she was on a mission. She came back to the village so fast, that people say she rivalled the speed of the Yellow Flash.

And now they are telling her that he is dead? Dead? No, she refused it. Because when he died, her heart would automatically stop. Her love would kill her right there and then.

And she wasn't dead.

Deidara had only started speaking about art, when his head hit the ground, rolling away from his body.

ʎzɐɹɔ ǝɯ ǝpɐɯ ǝʌol 'ǝɯ ǝɯɐlq ʇ,uoᗡ

Sasori jumped back, shivers running up his back, because of the look in her eyes. The absolute hatred and rage, that promised his death. Those eyes held more death than those of the Tailed Beasts.

In the end, there were two Akatsuki dead, and only one person fighting. The Konoha shinobi were shell shocked. Shocked at how she moved.

But she didn't care. Because Gaara wasn't waking up, no matter how much she shook him.

"Gaara-sama, Gaara-sama!"

There were tears forming in her eyes. She's never cried before. Sakura came around, her hands glowing green with chakra. She glanced up at [Name] before she placed them on his chest.

"Pulse, none. Time of death-"

She was cut off abruptly as [Name] pushed her away, placing her own hands on his chest.

"I was meant to protect. I was made to protect. To serve. He changed me. He saved me. My life is his as long as he exists."

Chiyo's eyes widened as she noticed how the speaking girl manipulated her chakra.

"𝙄 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧, 𝙗𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙂𝙖𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙖𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙨 𝙄 𝙚𝙭𝙞𝙨𝙩."

Chiyo gave a hand signal to Sakura, who quickly got up and circled behind [Name]. Who was too busy pouring her life essence into Gaara.

One nerve. Three ounces of pressure. And a distracted captain.

[Name] was unconscious.

Everyone knows how that mission ended.

But after the war. After everything, [Name] got the one order that she dreaded.

ʇɥɓıɹ ʇı ɓuıop ʇ,uıɐ noʎ 'ʇ,usǝop ʇı ɟI

"[Full Name], as of right now you are being taken off of duty for your lack of management during your latest mission."

Her heart dropped. 

"I'm sorry?"

Gaara just stared ahead, looking at the wall behind her.

"I'm taking you off duty."

[Name] searched the eyes of her beloved, trying to see if he was messing with her. To see if he was understanding how this would hurt her. Hurt them.

"I didn't do anything wrong."

Gaara's eyes flicked to hers.

"I'm not going to change my mind."

"You can't do this! This is the one constant that's been in my life, Gaara. I'm a damn good shinobi. And, I didn't do anything wrong. I was trying to protect my teammates and eliminate the enemy! It was the best option I could up with! ME! The Genius of this village."

"[Name]-"

"NO! This is bullshit. I know I came back injured, but that's part of the job description! The reason you're giving me is shitty as fuck! I couldn't really think of another fucking escape plan, and I thought being injured but ALIVE was better than being tortured and DEAD."

They were standing toe to toe. She couldn't believe her ears. [Name] understood that her plan wasn't perfect, but her plan promised escape, alive, without any casualties. And that was more than enough for her to take a couple of kunai to her body to escape with her comrades.

"I won't. Change. My. Mind."

"Fine. Then don't talk to me. Because you're not listening."

And with that, [Name] turned and left his office, tears swimming in her eyes.

The next few days, it was absolute radio silence. Neither of them spoke to the other. And Gaara had appointed Temari as the new Captain.

A few days turned into a few weeks and nothing changed. Gaara had gotten better at expressing himself. But that entire fight he had with [Name] still made him want to jump out of the window.

He just didn't want to lose her. He wanted her to be safe. To be with him.

But you were right. It came with the job description. And you were a damn good shinobi. Plus, if you were saying that the plan you came up with was the best option, then you must have thought through everything else.

So, yeah, he realized, he was in the wrong for this. But how was he going to apologize to you after being so dumb?

In the end, he decided a little drink would help him think up a solution. So he dragged along Kankuro and headed over to the nearest bar for some sake.

---

After a couple of drinks, and a complete breakdown on his brother's shoulder, Gaara stumbled his way to the hotel room you were living in.

"[Name]~~, open up baby. I need'ta," he hiccuped, "Need'ta ta'k to you babe."

The door creaked open, and your stoic face showed up in his blurry vision.

"Gaara-sama?" his heart hurt that you used the honorific, one that you had reluctantly left behind. Gaara's eyes flashed, something low and guttural swimming in his eyes. His hands grabbed the edge of the door and pushed it open, while he finally stood up to his full height.

"Don' ta'k like that, baby~"

[Name] looked on, unimpressed but slightly surprised that he was drunk. She led him inside and laid him down on the bed, pulling his shoes off and bringing a bucket to him in case he throws up.

"I'll be leaving now, Gaara-sama. I hope you have a good night's rest."

She turns to leave when a hand catches onto her wrist and yanks. [Name] stumbles backwards and falls into the bed, her back flush against his chest.

"[Name]," his voice vibrated through her body, and she couldn't help but sink into his arms, finally feeling at home after a long time.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I should've trusted you, and I can't express how regretful I am I said those things to you, and how mad I am at myself for not trusting you."

Her breathing stills, as she realizes that Gaara wasn't as drunk as he had acted. If anything, he might be just a little tipsy at best.

"I was, I was just so scared of losing you after everything we've been through. Terrified that after all the fighting, blood, and war, I'd lose you and I, I would've never lived."

Turning, [Name] planted a kiss on his lips, his hands immediately flying to her hips and pulling, deepening the kiss.

"It's okay," she replies after pulling away, "I understand how you feel."

Gaara gives her a puzzled look. She laughs, hollow and empty as if she was in a place that robbed her of light.

"That time when the Akatsuki got you, Gaara, I was gone. Terrified, angry, and so sad. So, so sad I wanted to die thinking you were dead. And now, I never, ever want to see that again, so I try to do everything in my power to prevent that from happening."

He just squeezes your hips in return leaning in and touching your foreheads together.

"I think, I'm gonna sign us up for some therapy, and maybe we could have a date tomorrow? Oh and also, you have a lot of work to do 'cause Temari has been doing nothing 'cause she is mad at me."

She laughs, happy and feeling like a burden has been lifted off her shoulders. The rest of the night is spent with laughter and love, feeling as if the two had gotten closer to each other than ever before.

⇝𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥! 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯

#naruto #gaara x you #gaara x reader #naruto x reader #agnst #fluff #drabble #oneshot #gaara x y/n #gaara sabakuno #naruto shippuden #drabbles #suriki writes #i love him #i love them

[cerastes]

semi-related to a recent post, but do you think Shirou would be good at melty blood? how would he do at the melty blood tournament that Taiga runs out of his workshop

He’d be kinda dogshit tbh, you’d have to explain soooo much shit to this kid, like reverse beat first of all, then you mention “oh yeah this character has a good dp” and now you have to explain what a dp is and why it’s a good wake up tool, and he ain’t DUMB he gets it, but then he can’t actually do the dp motion, you explain an easy way to 623 is to 6236 and he asks you where the fuck did these numbers come from.

So it’s Shirou (Nanaya) vs Cu (Miyako) on the first game and Shirou is catching the most official hands in the business, and he’s had ENOUGH.

“Trace… On.”

After eating shit the first set, Shirou scans the entirety on his fightstick and gets it, he can now DP on wake up, which is really good against Miyako, whose oki gets shut down hard by this technique, so now Shirou is going on an absolutely greasy streak of warui ne warui ne and Cu cannot for the fervent life of his figure out how to counter it. Shirou takes one set and then one more, and now he’s serving whole ass on a platter, he stomps Saber (Riesbyfe) and Caster (Len) and makes it to the finals: Fuji-nee.

Now, Fuji-nee (filthy CRoa main) is greasy as hell, she’s a barbarian gamer specimen, it takes more than warui ne to beat her because she knows punishes and frame traps, she’s conquered parking lots and hotel showers in Hokkaido, Okinawa, Nara, Ibaraki, Osaka and even Kyoto, so Shirou’s goose is kinda cooked to be honest, finals is best of five sets, so Shirou thinks he’s got some wiggle room, well, he’s wrong because he’s playing with the Japanese Athena, Goddess of War, Taiga is ragdolling this kid so hard, child protection service offices the world over are spontaneously combusting into flames, dear god, she is hitting this kid so hard, anti-ballistic satellites are picking her up, she’s making Shirou so miserable in this match up that Kotomine is taking notes. He’s 0-2 and he needs to do something. Sakura is on life support from the spectacle, nervously chewing on Gilgamesh’s severed leg, Saber is all out of advice, Rin keeps looking up videos of the match up and can’t find anything to help, it’s too much, the difference in power is TOO big.

But we don’t remember Shirou for being a quitter, now do we, no, he focuses, he’s on the corner, Taiga is setting down more thunder crests, and… Shirou discovers it.

“Nine Hundred Blade Works: Thunder Cleaver Papercut”

He discovers Nanaya’s 236B. The spam begins, Taiga cannot set any more Roa crests, the pressure is immense, Shirou shows no respect, and when Taiga tries her safety C, too bad, yakuza girl, warui ne warui ne.

Shirou wins the local tourney, the audience is losing their minds, Kirei grows a new heart from how moving this was, Taiga isn’t even mad, he did it, Shirou became mediocre at Melty Blood, thanks to everyone’s help!

This leads directly to Fate Apocrypha.

#fate #emiya shirou #melty blood

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Some Random Mista Headcanons! (Some r kinda NOT SFW)

Has definitely thought about getting a navel piercing

I wouldn't say he's really clingy?( At least not in the level i hc Nara to be where he'd definitely want/need to know where his s/o is at, at all times in fear of them suddenly abandoning him-) But like, Mista does like it/feels relieved when his s/o updates him on where they're at/what they're doing just bc of y'know, mafia- And he's been left a bit traumatize by witnessing what had happened to the woman he saved, that he's afraid anyone he loves could suddenly have that happened to them and he, or someone like him, wont be there to save/help them.

Bc of that, I also think he absolutely hates ppl that get too handsy immediately. It's not jealousy, he's just genuinely afraid of his loved one being taken advantage of/being forced into do something they don't want to do.

Mf turns every game between him and s/o into a stripping game 💀

Absolutely adores PDA- (obviously I mean, I hc that mans has a thing for fucking in public so why wouldn't he love PDA?-)

I hc that this boi grew up with multiple siblings- Which is a reason why he's so over his stand. They just remind him of his siblings and bc he has younger siblings, he knows how to take care of them.

He loves the beach... Just that-

Mista keeps condoms in his boots. He sometimes accidentally pulls them out instead of his bullets 💀

The pistols always snitch on him, how he's feeling, and embarrassing shit he's done/said.

Definitely owns thongs-

He definitely has a playlist for when he wants to get down and dirty either with himself or someone else-

Ik this man's gropes his s/o on a regular basis 💀 Just a quick grab, squeeze, or smack of certain areas 😭

I ACTUALLY GIVE CREDIT TO MY FRIEND FOR THIS ONE- He hc that when Mista's desperately lonely and depressed about his s/o being away for so long, he goes as far as fucking his own pillow 💀 (that poor innocent pillow, #JusticeForMista'sPillow)

Kinda rare for him to call his s/o by their name. He absolutely prefers to use pet names/endearing names.

Man's jerks off twice a day, maybe three if wakes up to morning wood-

Definitely owns porn magazines (mf stole them tho-)

He owns two tube tops-

He has a BIG family. Aside from having a couple siblings, his older siblings have children. Has quite a bit of aunts and uncles as well as cousins. Yet, no one knows about his "profession". He simply tells them he works for a company that requires his to travel quite a bit. And whatever scars they're able to point out on him he shrugs them off as scars from guys trying to mug him.

He has a genuinely wholesome relationship with his family. The only reason they hadn't been able to bail him out of jail when he was thrown in it was because they didn't have the money to do so. However, they're all extremely proud of him for saving the woman.

He "worked" at a small family business growing up. (Worked, in quotes, bc he mostly goofed around or just lounged around in the back lmao-)

Has a family tradition where his entire family meets up at one of their homes just so they can all see and bond with each other. Obviously, he always goes, and has dragged the Bucci gang to it before. (Fugo and Abbacchio agreed that never again- Narancia loved how sweet and fun everyone was- And everyone demanded for Bruno return next time-)

He isn't sure if he wants children or not (biologically or otherwise) because he, obviously, loves the energy his big ass family brings. But, he also understands the reality of his line of work. Though, his family constantly pressure him to have kids one day.

✨Bi King✨

He's never out right said he's fruity to his family- He's heavily implied it to them. Some of them understand and actually accept him (bc they been knew ever since he started dressing himself up-) but others still don't get it and think he only gets pussy- (those who don't understand r actually the ones that pressure him the most to have kids 💀)

His mom and dad have known since day one that he also liked dick-

His siblings bet on whether he's gonna end up marrying a guy or a girl (some bet he's gonna stay a hoe and never get married-)

Spoils his family thanks to Mafia money

Sweats SUPER easily, that's the real reason he gets rlly stinky

Despite being naturally really warm, he loves warm clothing even during the summer (another reason as to why he gets stinky so quickly/easily)

Has absolutely no clue how to match outfits- He just throws on the first items he sees and since he considers his clothing nice/attractive clothing, he figures it all matches/goes together (it doesn't.)

Man's sleeps ONLY with boxers (or butt-naked-) and no blankets. Only uses the thinnest blanket known to man in the winter-

Absolute sucker for men in fancy ass suits. He somehow finds them as sexy as lingerie

Y'know how u fall asleep one place then wake up in your room? It's him. He's the one carrying you to bed whenever you fall asleep somewhere else-

He gossips a shit ton. But he's slightly better at keeping secrets than Narancia- The only reason he'd tell is if he's bored and wants to start up ✨drama✨ or the person who the secret came from pissed him off and he decides to expose them

Pretends to be in serious pain when he's not just so he could hog his s/o's undivided attention and they can shower him with physical affection-

He owns a motorcycle but only uses it on his days off when he goes out and to show it off

He's a soar loser- If he loses at a game he'd definitely start being like "Yeah... This game isn't really fun. Let's do something else"

Loves to leave bite marks on his s/o's thighs, neck, and shoulders

Needs to take at least one nap a day with his s/o, doesn't matter how long it is. He n e e d s it-

Can and does stick other stuff into his pants when he gets tired of holding them instead of using his pockets like a normal person

One of his favorite animated movies is definitely Sausage Party 😭

Every time he has sex in a multiple of four, he gets an STI 💀

#jjba golden wind #jjba vento auero #jojo vento aureo #jojo golden wind #jjba headcanons #golden wind headcanons #vento auero headcanons #vento aureo #golden wind #guido mista #guido mista x reader #mista headcanons #mista #mista x reader #jjba mista #guido mista headcanons #bucci gang headcanon #bruno bucciarati headcanons #bucci gang #not sfw