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greywoe · 3 months
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"The she-wolf laid into the squires with a tourney sword, scattering them all. The crannogman was bruised and bloodied, so she took him back to her lair to clean his cuts and bind them up with linen."
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Rating asoiaf characters based on how likely they are to use pocket sand:
Jon Snow - my hot take is that people are very delusional and wrong about Jon. It’s not that he’s too “honorable” or “good” to use pocket sand in a fight coz he’s definitely not above using dirty tricks. But you gotta ask, which Jon is it? Agot-acok!Jon is def not using pocket sand because he thinks it’s dishonorable and a coward’s weapon. Asos!Jon is 8/10 gonna use pocket sand because fuq honor. Adwd and beyond!Jon is 0/10….he’s got something far more devious in his pockets - broken shards of glass.
Dany - yeah she’s using it, 7/10. She’s a smart girl. Like her actions in Astapor and Meereen show that she’s not above using dirty tricks to get ahead. Now how much pocket sand is she willing to use and against who? That’s the question…I can see her hesitating if her opponent is a small child.
Arya - for sure using pocket sand 10/10. There’s no denying it. She’s actually studied which types of sand are the best suited for different situations. But she’s quick enough that people don’t know what happened until she’s far away.
Bran - he doesn’t even know what pocket sand is so 0/10
Sansa - she knows what pocket sand is but she’s usually not willing to use it because it gets her clothes and hands dirty. If she’s really pushed…maybe? 2/10 but she’d gladly watch someone else do it
Robb - oh 20/10 using it no doubt. He’s been pushing Jon to get on the pocket sand trend for years to no avail
Theon - went with Robb to the pocket sand factory for a boys’ date out. 20/10 using it and with RELISH
Ned Stark - knows what pocket sand is, is unwilling to use it himself, but will turn the other way when he sees his buddy whip it out 0/10
Cat - yeah she’s using it, I’m not willing to debate over this 10/10
Davos - um yeah 10/10 using it….look sometimes you have to use all the tools available to you to survive
Jaime - trick question because which Jaime? Pre-hand chop Jaime? Won’t use it on principle. It’s cowardly and stupid. Post-hand chop Jaime? Yeah….he’s using it because he has to so 8/10
Brienne - look she doesn’t want to use it, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do 6/10
Pod - *confused* “why would anyone carry sand in their pockets to a fight?” 0/10
Howland Reed - was actually the one who invented the best sand for it and is mass producing it. Probably used it to defeat Arthur Dayne 100/10
Meera - come on, she’s swamp person and howland’s kid so 20/10 using pocket sand
Bronn - involved in an MLM to sell pocket sand 100/10
Tyrion - the one who founded the MLM and recruited Bronn so 200/10
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catofoldstones · 3 months
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I want to be on a level of Howland Reed unbothered. His bestie Ned Stark has been killed by the crown, Ned’s young son is committing a whole war, soon the whole of house stark dies, his children go missing, the magic child he saved that he’s the only one who knows is not Ned’s son but his nephew is about to be resurrected and Howland is busy drinking hot cocoa from his fav mug wrapped in a blanket in his swamp castle. Unbothered, moisturised, staying in his lane etc etc
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amber-laughs · 9 months
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personally love believing ashara knows people think she’s jon’s mother and has a sort of a bond to him for it like “hmmm i wonder how my fictional son is doing today?” and i like to think those letters bran said ned and howland send back and forth talk about jon every now and then like i know ned can’t just write “my sonphew still has no idea lol he’s just like his mom miss her so much” but maybe a little “my natural son is a natural with a sword” or maybe get really risky with a “hullen says my bastard is the best horseman of the kids, reminds me of my sister sometimes” idk if i were howland i’d want updates on the kid we killed like 6 people to save
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dr3adlady · 2 months
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February 2024 Romance Drawing Challenge
Day 13: Howland Reed and Ashara Dayne
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FROG PEOPLE FROG PEOPLE FROG PEOPLE
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it was really fun to design them
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emprcaesar · 3 months
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"Some people will always need help. That doesn't mean they're not worth helping."
-meera reed, season 3 game of thrones
top 3 game of thrones quote and it’s not 2 or 3. meera continues to be one of my favorite characters in the show and book. she’s strong and kind but also scared and understands asking for help and helping others doesn’t make you weak. she doesn’t see jojen or bran or hodor as any less because of their disability and she helps them without thinking twice. i love the simplicity of the love meera has for her traveling companions. all the reeds have my heart!
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lycorim · 10 months
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[Howland Reed, suggested by @grandkhan221b a while ago. Sorry for the wait!]
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johannawesterling · 9 months
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Suddenly having a fit over the fact that when Howland Reed was being jumped by those three asshole squires at the tourney at Harrenhal, he was rescued by Lyanna and she introduced him to her brothers, who became his dear friends and he was so loyal to them, especially Ned. He fought alongside Ned in the rebellion, he and Ned were the only survivors at the Tower of Joy, and then he had to pry Ned off of Lyanna's dead body???
How am I supposed to be okay after reading that? How?
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toooticki · 1 year
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You will carry what happened here with you for the rest of your life 
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Melisandre and Howland Reed two sides of one discount Merlin coin. One side (Mel) is quite OP in terms of magical ability, is driven by a very desperate need to find and guide King Arthur in these perilous and dark times, but is rather incompetent at her job because she identifies the wrong dude as the king and when she meets the real one, is in too deep to change course. The other side (Howland) isn’t all that powerful as far as we know, but he actually knows who the king is and he actually knows where the king is and he could actually get to him quite easily….except he doesn’t. He instead chooses to help some other kid live his best surrogate King Arthur life while real King Arthur flounders and fucking dies. Really, both of them should be considered fail witch of all time since they do absolutely nothing to help poor Arthur Jon on his hero’s quest. And that’s why Bloodraven is the best because he knows who the king is, doesn’t give too much of a fuck just yet because he’s too busy helping his little brother, and yet he still finds time to terrorize and give cryptic but helpful advise while in the form of Arthur’s pet bird. Truly the wizard of all ages.
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toadpeee · 11 months
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I did a Ko-fi promo on Twitter & the prompt was
ASOIAF character + emoji + adjective
So far we have:
- Helaena dreams of Aemond getting attacked by butterflies
- Tywin is a clown at his job
- Howland Reed found a frog
- Asha Greyjoy wins at cards against humanity
- helamond dressed up for Halloween
- Olenna on roller skates
- Robb & Jon when Ned isn’t home
- Bran goes for a ride
- Jon & Addam Valeryon build a snowman
- Hi I’m Rhaegar Targaryen & this is jackass
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ohnoitsmyra · 1 year
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the little crannogman
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rise-my-angel · 9 months
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Someone hire me to write a Malcolm in the Middle style sitcom, but it's about the early years of Ned raising Robb and Jon, and the comedic level of stress Ned endures with always worrying every single unimportant thing Jon does is actually about to reveal the entire secret. Ned is writing to Howland Reed about how they need to flee to protect Jon right now because it's about to all come out, it just hard cuts to Jon and Robb as toddlers on a blanket, hitting the other with toys but because Jon's toy is red and black Ned nearly had a heart attack over it.
The B plot is consistently just Cat and her inability to be nice to Jon, whose literally a toddler but with stupid things. Robb shoves Jon into the mud when her back is turned and when she looks back Jon is throwing handfuls of mud at Robbs face in retaliation. Later telling Ned that there's something deeply wrong with that boy. Not at all realizing that it just adds to Neds stress levels because now he's worried Cats figured it out even though she's literally just having beef with a 2 year old.
Every season there's exactly one shot of Howland Reed at his desk, downing a bottle of alcohol reading Neds newest letter and adds it to the stack of "Ned thinks it's all about to blow up" pile that is so heavy he's using it as a paper weight. He never speaks once for the entire show.
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dr3adlady · 4 months
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---((( Knight of the Laughing Tree )))---
Lyanna is getting ready for the tourney, a day that will change her life, forever.
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Maege Mormont, neck deep in bogwater: this is stupid
Howland Reed, standing on a lily pad: i agree
Maege: WHAT the FUCK how long have you been there
Howland: long enough to be awkward
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Maege: ...you don't get out much, do you?
Howland: last time i left my castle i killed the greatest warrior of my generation
Howland: i don't go out anymore
Howland: how's Ned? And Robert? And Jon Arryn?
Maege: uhh sit down buddy
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