so. the global pandemic has finally driven me and a few of my friends completely insane, so here have a detailed list of Harry Potter characters and whether we think they are a top, bottom or a switch/vers. We 100% missed a lot of characters so feel free to add :)

We will not take any criticism on this, however we do accept other opinions.
this is just for a bit of lighthearted fun, don’t @ me

love xx

Hermione: You’re doing this amazing thing

Hermione: It’s called:

Hermione: ✨Testing my patience✨

I’m scarred for life so you have to be too

here:

Hermione: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Harry: Okay. But in my defense, Ron bet me a sickle I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Hermione: That’s not what I- you drank shampoo??

reading order of the phoenix right now and snape is teaching harry oclumency

harry interrupting snape and snape being like “bItCh LeT mE sPeAk” it’s just *chefs kiss*

[harry and ron working as aurors travelling the world, right now in a muggle house]

*random muggle knocks on the door and ron answer’s it*

random muggle: hey sir i was wondering if you’ve found jesus

ron: oh ma goad, he’s missing???

random muggle: no….

ron: have you tried amber alert? i’ve seen it on tv once and they found her

random muggle: no, i mean like spiritually

ron: LIKE GHOST AND SHIT??? nah i don’t fuck with that

ron: i played with an ouija board once i know what you’re trying to do im no falling for it

*harry watching everything*: laughing his ass off

ron: thank you for coming to my rony talk

hermione: i already told you, they don’t name it after each individual person

ron: well that’s not fair why should ted get all the talks?

Ginny: *to Fred and George* Can you do something for me??

Fred and George: We will literally cover up a crime that you commited and then put our DNA samples there but yeah sure what do you need us to do?

Ginny: Can you do the dishes

Fred and George: No

Ron: I know things seem out of hand

Hermione:…. But….?

Ron: That’s it…

Hermione: I live for two reasons

Ron: Elaborate

Hermione: 1) I was born

2) I have not died yet

Ron: Um…

harry: sometimes you need to put your feet in the water to attract the sharks

ron: WHY WOULD I WANT TO ATTRACT THE BLOODY SHARKS???

harry: good point

ginny: i like dropping subtle hints that i like harry

—later—

ginny: so um i like harry

True teacher

I always thought that monochrome work is boring. Well, I was wrong

Me: *Surfing YouTube*

YouTube: *Recommends ‘Umbridge’s most irritating scenes’*

Me: Oh good! I finally found the whole movie on YouTube! Let me just grab my snacks… maybe a blanket…

Can we all agree that the harry potter fandom is just a bunch of previously gifted children trying to find comfort in their childhood ?

draco: biggest dick award goes to harry potter

blaise: uhh you might want to keep that between you and him

pansy: i’m so happy for you guys but remember to use protection!

harry: .. thanks?

draco: why are you guys acting so weird all I did was call harry a dick

draco: wait

Sirius: Earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.

Remus: I am begging you to stop.

Ron: Hey Hermione! What does Crookshanks wear to bed??

Hermione: I swear if this is one of your puns I-

Ron: Paw-jamas

Hermione:

Ron:

Hermione: Wait! I was wrong!

Harry:

DA: 

Teachers: 

Filch: 

Ghosts: 

House elves:

Hermione: Wait! I was wrong about being wrong

Ron: That means you were wrong about something!

Hermione: WEASLEY!!!!!