so. the global pandemic has finally driven me and a few of my friends completely insane, so here have a detailed list of Harry Potter characters and whether we think they are a top, bottom or a switch/vers. We 100% missed a lot of characters so feel free to add :)
We will not take any criticism on this, however we do accept other opinions.
this is just for a bit of lighthearted fun, don’t @ me
Hermione: You’re doing this amazing thing
Hermione: It’s called:
Hermione: ✨Testing my patience✨
I’m scarred for life so you have to be too
Hermione: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Harry: Okay. But in my defense, Ron bet me a sickle I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Hermione: That’s not what I- you drank shampoo??
reading order of the phoenix right now and snape is teaching harry oclumency
harry interrupting snape and snape being like “bItCh LeT mE sPeAk” it’s just *chefs kiss*
[harry and ron working as aurors travelling the world, right now in a muggle house]
*random muggle knocks on the door and ron answer’s it*
random muggle: hey sir i was wondering if you’ve found jesus
ron: oh ma goad, he’s missing???
random muggle: no….
ron: have you tried amber alert? i’ve seen it on tv once and they found her
random muggle: no, i mean like spiritually
ron: LIKE GHOST AND SHIT??? nah i don’t fuck with that
ron: i played with an ouija board once i know what you’re trying to do im no falling for it
*harry watching everything*: laughing his ass off
ron: thank you for coming to my rony talk
hermione: i already told you, they don’t name it after each individual person
ron: well that’s not fair why should ted get all the talks?
Ginny: *to Fred and George* Can you do something for me??
Fred and George: We will literally cover up a crime that you commited and then put our DNA samples there but yeah sure what do you need us to do?
Ginny: Can you do the dishes
Fred and George: No
Ron: I know things seem out of hand
Ron: That’s it…
Hermione: I live for two reasons
Hermione: 1) I was born
2) I have not died yet
harry: sometimes you need to put your feet in the water to attract the sharks
ron: WHY WOULD I WANT TO ATTRACT THE BLOODY SHARKS???
harry: good point
ginny: i like dropping subtle hints that i like harry
ginny: so um i like harry
I always thought that monochrome work is boring. Well, I was wrong
Me: *Surfing YouTube*
YouTube: *Recommends ‘Umbridge’s most irritating scenes’*
Me: Oh good! I finally found the whole movie on YouTube! Let me just grab my snacks… maybe a blanket…
Can we all agree that the harry potter fandom is just a bunch of previously gifted children trying to find comfort in their childhood ?
draco: biggest dick award goes to harry potter
blaise: uhh you might want to keep that between you and him
pansy: i’m so happy for you guys but remember to use protection!
harry: .. thanks?
draco: why are you guys acting so weird all I did was call harry a dick
Sirius: Earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.
Remus: I am begging you to stop.
Ron: Hey Hermione! What does Crookshanks wear to bed??
Hermione: I swear if this is one of your puns I-
Hermione: Wait! I was wrong!
Hermione: Wait! I was wrong about being wrong
Ron: That means you were wrong about something!