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#hp incorrect quotes
daddiesdrarryy · 2 hours
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Draco: I just think my instincts about people are better than yours, Harry
Harry: What? How?
Draco: Well, I picked you
Draco: You, on the other hand, picked me
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teaformoony · 6 months
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sirius: hey remus, are you awake?
remus: what
sirius: are you awake?
remus: who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’?
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toujoursincorrect · 5 months
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Sirius: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately.
James: Maybe you’re pregnant?
Sirius: …
James: …
Sirius: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack.
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narcissa97 · 1 year
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Death eater: we have your dad Harry: Which one? Death eater: What? Harry: Which dad? Death eater: Dark curly hair, looks tired... likes cats Harry: Oh that's regulus Harry: Yeah you don't have him, he has you Sirius: Lmao good luck
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hxuse-xf-black · 5 months
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[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.
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myopicmeerkat · 1 year
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James: I need advice. Remus: With what? James: With love. How did you know you were in love with Sirius? Remus: ... Remus: I'm in love with Sirius?
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George: Are you talking to yourself?
Y/n: Yes.
Y/n: It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation in this school.
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pearlstiare · 1 year
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Real footage of Tom Riddle on Hogsmeade after his date with Y/N - NEW FLASH *he got a kiss*
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hadeswhatsup · 5 months
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Remus: it's quiet...
Regulus:...too quiet
*meanwhile James and Sirius in a different isle*
Sirius: WE FOUND THE DINO NUGGIES
James: DINO NUGGIES
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Sirius (to James): Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group? Remus: You did. Peter: You said "James should be boss." Remus: And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous. Peter: And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it. Sirius: Valid points, all.
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drarrykiss · 4 months
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Draco is texting with Harry:
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 hour
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James: Is there something wrong?
Regulus: Nothing is wrong
James: Really, Reg? Because you’ve been totally off the whole week. Whenever I try to talk to you, you ignore me
Regulus: Merlin, I’m fine, Potter! Stop asking!
James: Listen, if I’ve done something, just tell me, I will try to fix it—
Regulus: I’m in love with you! Okay?
James: …
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teaformoony · 18 days
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regulus: do NOT tell james about this
remus: you want me to LIE to james???
regulus: is that a problem?
remus: lol no
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toujoursincorrect · 7 months
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Remus: *sees Sirius wearing fancy clothes*
Remus, sad: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?
Sirius: …
Sirius: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?
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myopicmeerkat · 1 year
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*On a hike* Remus: It's beautiful out here. Regulus: And quiet. Remus: Too quiet. Regulus: Did we lose someone? *Cut to Sirius & James, each with a bear in a headlock*
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milesmoralesluvs · 26 days
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james: oh, fiddlesticks!
remus: look, i understand that this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
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