Draco: I just think my instincts about people are better than yours, Harry
Harry: What? How?
Draco: Well, I picked you
Draco: You, on the other hand, picked me
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sirius: hey remus, are you awake?
remus: what
sirius: are you awake?
remus: who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’?
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Sirius: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately.
James: Maybe you’re pregnant?
Sirius: …
James: …
Sirius: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack.
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Death eater: we have your dad
Harry: Which one?
Death eater: What?
Harry: Which dad?
Death eater: Dark curly hair, looks tired... likes cats
Harry: Oh that's regulus
Harry: Yeah you don't have him, he has you
Sirius: Lmao good luck
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[Deathly Hallows]
Hermione: Harry-
Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry.
Ron: Because it's your fucking name.
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James: I need advice.
Remus: With what?
James: With love. How did you know you were in love with Sirius?
Remus: ...
Remus: I'm in love with Sirius?
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George: Are you talking to yourself?
Y/n: Yes.
Y/n: It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation in this school.
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Real footage of Tom Riddle on Hogsmeade after his date with Y/N - NEW FLASH *he got a kiss*
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Remus: it's quiet...
Regulus:...too quiet
*meanwhile James and Sirius in a different isle*
Sirius: WE FOUND THE DINO NUGGIES
James: DINO NUGGIES
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Sirius (to James): Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?
Remus: You did.
Peter: You said "James should be boss."
Remus: And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous.
Peter: And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it.
Sirius: Valid points, all.
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Draco is texting with Harry:
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James: Is there something wrong?
Regulus: Nothing is wrong
James: Really, Reg? Because you’ve been totally off the whole week. Whenever I try to talk to you, you ignore me
Regulus: Merlin, I’m fine, Potter! Stop asking!
James: Listen, if I’ve done something, just tell me, I will try to fix it—
Regulus: I’m in love with you! Okay?
James: …
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regulus: do NOT tell james about this
remus: you want me to LIE to james???
regulus: is that a problem?
remus: lol no
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Remus: *sees Sirius wearing fancy clothes*
Remus, sad: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?
Sirius: …
Sirius: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?
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*On a hike*
Remus: It's beautiful out here.
Regulus: And quiet.
Remus: Too quiet.
Regulus: Did we lose someone?
*Cut to Sirius & James, each with a bear in a headlock*
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james: oh, fiddlesticks!
remus: look, i understand that this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
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