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miyumtwins · a year ago
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Kissing Captains in Front of their Teams
Characters: Kuroo, Daichi, Oikawa, Ushijima, Bokuto 
Kuroo 
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Kuroo is a massive tease 
He recently kissed you in front of your entire class during break (the two of you got cleaning duty as punishment, but that's another story)
So you decide to embarrass him in front of his team 
It's the beginning of practice and Kuroo's busy going over mistakes from the last practice match, hands on his hips
Creeping behind Kuroo, you wink at the entire team when their eyes flit to you in confusion 
Stone-cold poker faces 
We love supportive Nekoma 
"Lev, I swear if you get distracted while serving in a real game-"
"TETSU-KUNNNNN"
It's quite a sight
You've launched yourself onto Kuroo's back and are practically choking him with your arms, pressing kisses all over his face and neck
Kuroo is infuriatingly unfazed, having already had an inkling of what was happening when the team looked at you behind him
He spins you around to face him and presses kisses down your neck
"Kitten, I know you're eager but I'm in the middle of practice"
Embarrassing Kuroo fails miserably because you end up terribly, terribly embarrassed instead 
Lev: in awe
Yamamoto: jealous
Kenma: disgusted
Yaku: "Nobody wants to SEE THAT, IDIOT" 
Ushijima
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You arrive to pick up Ushijima for your date, but practice is going on longer than usual
Ushijima's making everyone practice receives because they were a bit sloppy last game 
Peeking your head in, you're about to leave so as not to disrupt
Ushijima catches you immediately and motions you over 
He doesn't want you waiting outside in the cold <3
"Hello, Y/n," he greets, face impassive as ever 
However, he leans down ever-so-slightly 
Your eyes dart around the gym before you blush and peck him on the cheek quickly 
"OO LOVEBIRDS~" Tendou sings from a distance 
Meanwhile Goshiki is blushing violently 
Oh my god my senpai is dating someone so pretty!?!? Does this mean I need to start dating before I take his place as ace?!?!?!? 
His search history will be full of "how to date" and "what is a tampon" for the next few weeks
poor innocent smol baby
The rest of the team is dumbfounded 
Ushijima Wakatoshi, their captain, their rock, feared ace across Japan, basically asked for a kiss
Ushijima is completely unfrazzled and wraps his arm around your shoulder, pressing a kiss on the top of your head 
"Y-you know, I'll just wait outside for you, Toshi-"
"No. It is too cold and you need to wear more clothes - go get my jacket"
Bokuto 
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You have not seen Bokuto in a week 
A whole week 
No one should have to go that long without favorite boy Bokuto ;-;
Granted, the team was busy playing at nationals, and you didn't want to distract Bokuto 
But now the tournament is over 
"KOUUUUUU" you scream the moment he walks into the gym, the managers giggling behind you
Literally drops his bag and everything he's holding like a veteran coming home from war 
Boktuo catches you mid-air and swings you around 
"Y/N, I ALMOST DIED WITHOUT YOU," Bokuto screeches, smothering you with kisses
Squeezes you with his biceps until you can't breathe 
The two of you are just making out passionately in the gym entrance 
God, he missed you so much, like he seriously almost died without you-
The team: here we go again 
"Bokuto-san, please refrain from such displays during practice," Akaashi reprimands, crossing his arms
"Oi, snap out of it," Konoha says, slapping Bokuto's ass
Bokuto pouts 
"Can't Y/n just hang onto me while I spike??" 
Oikawa 
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It's game day! 
Usually Oikawa is completely fixated on the match ahead, taking the thirty minutes right before to settle in 
But today Oikawa's a little more on edge and calls you from the spectator stands 
You're a bit concerned and heed his call
Seijoh is seated on the benches while stretching 
"Princess, I need some motivation, so give me a kiss" 
"Tooru..." 
You sigh and press a chaste kiss on his cheek, turning to leave
The man has the audacity to do the cheesy wrist grab and kisses you full on the mouth 
Kyoutani and Kunimi: how does this guy have a girlfriend
Iwaizumi: I literally hate his guts 
Iwaizumi sends a volleyball flying into the back of Oikawa's head
"Oi, Shittykawa, if you don't get your ass here RIGHT NOW" 
“Iwa-chan, do you want a kiss, too?” 
Daichi
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So it was actually Sugamama's idea to do this
Because he is Satan's spawn
Plus when does grounded, down-to-earth Daichi ever get flustered? 
The team has a short break between circuits during practice
Everyone's just chilling, drinking water, and chatting 
You appear out of nowhere
"DAI-CHAN~"
Your boyfriend spins around, shocked at the sound of your voice, just in time for you to grab him by the shirt to smash your lips to his 
For some reason, the principal appears 
Hinata and Kageyama are fighting over something but the moment they see you kissing Daichi, it flies out of their hands 
Of course it smacks into the principal's face
Coach Ukai: ...
The Bald Principal: ...
Wig: snatched
Takeda Sensei: *surprised Pikachu face*
The team: utter c h a o s
Nishinoya and Tanaka tackle Daichi, slapping him on the back
"THAT'S OUR CAPTAIN"
"YOU BASTARD, HOW COULD YOU BE HIDING SOMEONE THIS PRETTY" 
Asahi and Yamaguchi: embarrassed for Daichi 
Tsukishima: someone get me out of here
And Daichi? 
Daichi...Daichi doesn't know whether to yell at the idiot duo or to apologize to the principal or to crawl into a hole and die (and take you with him of course)
The Sequel
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sugakuns · 11 months ago
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[ʜᴄ] | 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬
getting caught making out in the club room with kuroo, bokuto, oikawa & tanaka
ᴀ/ɴ:​ gender neutral pronouns + stream lips on lips by tiffany young
— kuroo t.
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bro horndog #1
tbh he’s probably tryna get a quickie in 💀
but u said no 😤👊
um
so there y’all are just like vibing, kuroo tryna suffocate u with his mouth
the storage room is definitely not a place to be have a session cause it’s so stuffy and every time Kuroo pulls you closer you both end up knocking something off of a shelf
he’s pulled at you skirt/jeans so many times and each time you have to slap his hand away
“i’m gonna break ur fingers tetsu >:/“
you heard someone come in and immediately you tried to pull away
but kuroo thought u were playing so he kept pulling you even closer
until the door opened
kai: 👁👄👁
kuroo & you: 👫/👬
kuroo is kinda embarrassed internally but on the outside he’s acting all alpha 🤮🤮
Ur just there with swollen lips n staring at kai like 😟 (hivemind knows what😼)
n e ways the team found our cuz it was obvious and somehow kuroo got a hickie on ur jawline,, ‘‘twas a mess
— bokuto k.
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bby just needed a refresher 🥺
he was feeling down all day and he just needed a few kisses 🥺🥺🥺🥺
since he’s captain he has the keys so he usually opens the gym for the other members (meaning he’s there earlier than others)
“ko i have to go soon” you whisper, smiling as he cups your face and pulls you in for another soft kiss
he whines about how he doesn’t want you to go and you can feel your heart go ❤️ -> 💔
soon you can hear konoha’s voice approaching and keep in mind, you’re not even IN the gym
“ko..konoha is coming”
“im already here” 👁👄👁
ko’s still being a big baby, esp since konoha interrupted his kissies
konoha is gagging and making a scene LMAO and ko is being stroppy
congrats ur surrounded by babies
— oikawa t.
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he’s being his usual over dramatic self (i kid)
“if you don’t kiss me right now i’ll die!!!”
and he’s doing this in the empty hallways - surprisingly cuz oiks is there
so you cave and surprise, he’s caged u against the wall and there’s a full fledged makeout session
your uniform is askew from his wondering hands and his hair is tousled from your hand trying to grasp onto something to keep you grounded
tbh oikawa heard someone coming but cause he’s the “great oikawa” he’s okay with getting caught
you can’t hear over the (slightly gross) sounds of lips smacking and heavy breathes between kisses
one minute you’re kissing and the next..you’re not?
BRO IWA JUST FKN GRABBED ANS FLEW OIKAWA ACROSS THE HALLWAY
you: 👁👄👁
oikawa: 😢
iwa: 😠
— tanaka r.
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um
how to start this One LMAO
tanaka was um,, being himself once again
“ur so hot,, i love u my deity”
tanaka : 🧎🙏
you : 🤨😐
like he’s been at this for a good ten minutes
so u do the most cliche thing and give him a big ol smooch to shut him up
tbh it’s a little messy cause u mostly kiss his teeth but it gets the message across LMAO
tanaka: 😳
you: 😪
nishinoya: 🤯
wait
“OMG TANAKA IS GETTING SOME!!!”
pls nishi it’s 10am.
noya started a rumour that he walked in on y’all having a quickie 💀💀💀
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inarizahki · 2 months ago
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[HAIKYUU HUSBANDS + PICKING THEM UP WHEN THEY’RE DRUNK]
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cast: atsumu, bokuto, daichi, kuroo, tendou, terushima, oikawa, iwaizumi, sakusa, kita, f!reader warnings: alcohol, lots of temporary amnesia lmao a/n: drink responsibly kids
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— MIYA ATSUMU;
absolute mess. like everything he does, he goes all out, so by the end of the night, he’s swaying all over the place and grinning madly, cheeks flushed red. when he sees you, he lights up and pushes off of his exasperated teammates so he can stumble towards you, arms outstretched for you to step into.
“this,” atsumu’s chest puffs up proudly, “is my wife.”
“tsumu...” you sigh.
“isn’t she amazin’? bet you’ve never seen someone so gorgeous before in your lives.”
meian, hinata, sakusa, and bokuto just snigger as you grimace when your husband continues, “you guys are just so jealous, aren’t you? princess, introduce yourself. tell ‘em how great you are.”
“tsumu, they were at our wedding.”
“that’s right, she married me, can you believe?”
“tsumu, they were your groomsmen.”
— BOKUTO KOUTAROU;
keeps glancing at you the closer you come, his eyebrows furrowing a little in confusion. he’s leaning so heavily on akaashi that the poor man is bent sideways trying to support him. when you come up to him, you laugh a little at the sight of this big man drooping over his friend. you lift your hand to push some hair out of his eyes, but he shies away from your touch, the visceral reaction nearly taking both men down with the force of it.
“kou? what’s wrong?”
he frowns and avoids your gaze, staring off into the distance resolutely. “i can’t go home with you.”
“and why can’t you go home with me?”
“look, i’m sure you really sweet but,” he holds up both hands, squinting to try and discern both before jiggling the left one and pointing to his ring finger. “i’m married.”
“you’re married to me, dummy.”
— SAWAMURA DAICHI;
looks all stiff because he’s trying to convince himself he’s not drunk; he’s a model citizen and good cop, of course. but his eyes are a little glazed and it’s clear that his words are slurred when he starts flirting with you incessantly.
“looks like i’m a lucky man tonight.” your husband gives you a slow once-over, sliding his arm around your waist, “do you have a name? or can i call you mine?”
“we’re married, daichi.” you fail to suppress an amused grin, “i’m already yours. you don’t need to flirt like that.”
daichi shakes his head slowly, struggling to find the words. “that’s where you’re wrong. i still- still gotta make sure you feel wooed.”
“awww, baby...”
“gotta keep you around somehow.”
— OIKAWA TOORU;
pda to the max, he becomes so clingy and touchy. sticks to you like a barnacle, long limbs draped all over you as you try to drag him away, his lips in your hair. tries to cop a feel every once in a while, thinks he’s being discreet about it but iwaizumi’s disgusted face says otherwise.
“i’m so glad you like me.” he looks at you with stars in his eyes, like he’s seeing you for the first time.
“i’m your wife, tooru.”
“you’re the best girlfriend i’ve ever had.”
“tooru, i’m your wife.”
— SAKUSA KIYOOMI;
such a sulky drunk, will sit in a corner, mask pulled up and arms folded, waiting for you to arrive. glares at anyone who looks at you when you walk into the bar. for some reason, thinks you’re always mad at him when you have to come pick him up and drive him home even though you really don’t mind. gets grumpy thinking about your hypothetical anger.
“omi...what’s wrong?”
sakusa glances at you out of the corner of his eye, tugging his mask down, “...you’re upset. i don’t like it when you’re upset.”
“i’m no- okay...what am i upset about?”
“....me?”
“why?”
a disgruntled frown. “i don’t know, you’re the one who’s upset, you tell me.”
“i’m-”
— TENDOU SATORI;
ushijima calls you because tendou is all but incoherent apart from his drunken complaints of missing you so much his heart hurts. and what does he get for his trouble? tendou shoving him aside so hard upon spotting you that the big man actually stumbles. your husband jogs toward you to give you a flailing hug.
“i didn’t think you’d actually come.”
“of course i would, when i hear my husband misses me.”
tendou sticks out his lip in a pleased pout. “wanna get out of here? i can be your next big mistake~”
“...satori, you’d never be a mistake for me.”
“...you’re gonna make me cry, sweet cheeks.”
“from what toshi said, looks like you already were.”
“...”
— KUROO TETSUROU;
tries to be coherent but everyone can tell he’s lost it. swaggers toward you but ends up tripping and falling all over you when your blurry figure comes closer to support his unsteady body. squints at you to try and make out who you are, grinning toothily when your features become clearer to him.
“why’re you on top of me?” he slurs, “d’you like me or smthng?”
“don’t be stupid. also you’re literally the one on top of me.”
“ooh, so meannn...you dooo.” his voice and face are both irritatingly smug. “you do like me. you wanna kiss me so bad.”
“we’re married, tetsu.”
— TERUSHIMA YUUJI;
checks you out when you appear in front of him, giving you a loud whistle. tries to look sexy by leaning against a wall or something but ends up missing the mark and nearly ends up braining himself on the sidewalk. catches himself and straightens, trying to look like the smoothest man alive by slicking back his disheveled hair.
“hey lil mama.”
“yuuji.” you purse your lips in disapproval.
“wow, you know, you look exactly like my girl. it’s a little creepy.”
“that’s probably because i am your girl.”
“oh shit,” your husband lights up and pats down his rumpled clothes in a ridiculous attempt to make himself look more presentable, “really?”
“...yes.”
“wanna go on a date?? right now, let’s go. i’ll drive.”
“yuu, you’ve had eight beers.”
— IWAIZUMI HAJIME;
angry lil drunk, thinks everyone is trying to steal you from him. snaps at all his friends—cough oikawa cough—to keep their grubby hands off of you. takes off his coat to cover you with even if you’re all bundled up. he’s been drinking alcohol but he’s also been drinking his respect women you juice. gets angry thinking about all the distasteful behavior from other men he’s witnessed throughout the night.
tells you in an impassioned tone, words slurred, “listen to me. don’t ever take any shit from any man, not even me. beat the shit out of them if they treat you bad ok?”
“haji-”
“show me how you make a fist.” he grabs your hand. “you gotta- you gotta make sure to keep your thumb on the outside when you punch ok? here try it, throw one at me.”
“i’m not going to punch you, hajime.”
“but if i’m ever a dick to you-”
“no.”
— KITA SHINSUKE;
normally very good at controlling his drinking but not if the twins have anything to say about it. by the time they’re done with him, sometimes he ends up barely even knowing his name anymore. sleepy drunk, is half dead on his feet when you arrive. tries to look sober by blinking slowly, but his movements are a little uncoordinated. becomes ridiculously affectionate when he registers that it’s you in front of him, wrapping his arms around your waist from behind and resting his chin on your shoulder.
“i should...i should bring you home with me...” he murmurs.
“shin, we live together.”
“my grandmother would love you.”
“shin, she knows who i am, we visit her every week.”
“she wants me to get married...you...you should marry me.”
“shinsuke. we’ve been married for three years.”
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fushiguroll · 2 months ago
Idk if you have got one like this but....I just want to lay underneath iwazumi while he does push-ups and him kissing me every time he goes down, then he gives up on the push-ups and we just start making out.
Is that to much to ask for🥺
#Haikyuu boys when you lie underneath him as he’s doing push-ups 
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featuring:: IWAIZUMI Hajime, BOKUTO Kotaro, OIKAWA Toru, KUROO Tetsuro 
genre:: fluff / slice of life 
warning:: suggestive 
⤷ Part 2
a/n: what a very very cute scenario because I would very much like to be under Iwa as he’s doing push ups too. I hope you enjoy this 
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❥ IWAIZUMI Hajime 
⤷ To Iwaizumi, there’s no better view than the one where you’re lying underneath him, giggling every time his lips touch yours. It was his idea to trap you in between his muscular arms because “your kisses motivate me”, he says with a small smile. So this is how you find yourself lying underneath your husband as he performs his second set of push-ups. “you good there, babe? you looking a little tired.” you tease. He smiles and tries to utter a response before collapsing on top of you. “ouch Haj!” He stays lying on top of you and lifts up his head to look you in the eyes, “sorry princess. You’re more of a distraction than a motivation.” He presses a soft kiss onto your lips, “maybe instead of push-ups, we just make out. I heard making out burns more calories.” You giggle, “really?” He nods before kissing you harder, “yup, learned it from Google this morning.” 
❥ BOKUTO Kotaro 
⤷ Just as Bokuto was about to go down for his tenth push-up, you quickly use the opportunity to slide under him. He smiles down at you and presses a quick kiss before lifting himself up back up, remaining in a plank position. “hi baby, how can I help you?” “nothing, I just want to join you in your workout. I thought I might motivate you.” He laughs before slowly pushing his body back down, brows knit in concentration before lifting himself up back. “hey,” you pout, “you didn’t kiss me.” “oh, that’s the game we’re playing here?” He goes back down, this time kissing you for a bit before pushing himself back up. “wow, bo, you’re really strong to be able to kiss me while you’re going down.” He suddenly falls on top of you, “and there goes all my strength. You make my arms jello with that request for a kiss.” He peeks up at you, “how are you going to make it up to me for disrupting my workout?” “we could make out?” He grins, “sounds like a plan.” 
❥ OIKAWA Toru 
⤷ “100!” He grins as you pouts. “stop lying Toru. I was counting for you. I’m pretty sure you’ve only done 60 push-ups.” He slowly pushes himself back down, face inches from yours and smirks when he notices the red blush across your cheeks, “what can I say, darling? you lying underneath me is so distracting I couldn’t count.” “that’s why you asked me to lie here right? so I can count for you and you wouldn’t have to use your brain.” He kisses you, “yup. you’re so smart.” You huff as he lifts himself back up. He looks down at you, “are you bored, baby?” “if I am, what will you do?” Oikawa lowers himself and stops just a few centimeters from your face, so close to you, you could see the slightest dilation of his pupils. “if you’re bored, we could just kiss for fun.” he whispers. “what about your workout?” “kissing a workout too, you know?” “well, what are you waiting for then?” Oikawa doesn’t even hesitate before melting into your embrace, kissing you. 
❥ KUROO Tetsuro 
⤷ Kuroo’s eyes widen in surprise at the sight of you wiggling to get comfortable. You grin up at him, “hey, don't let me stop you.” He lets out a shaky laugh before lowering himself back down and pressing a kiss into you. “am I doing this right?” You nod, “yup, good job, babe. Me being here is motivating isn’t it? A kiss for you each time you complete a push-up.” Kuroo smiles at your adorable-ness and finds his push-ups becoming sloppier and sloppier as he rushes to receive his reward. You, noticing his bad form, turns your head to the side so that he misses your mouth. “hey, no cheating. Kisses are only for those who complete proper push ups.” “that's fine.” Kuroo replies and you gasp as he presses a kiss to your neck, before sucking lightly. “Tetsu!” you protest and you feel him laugh as he continues to nip at your skin. “I thought you were working out.” He glances at you briefly before turning his attention back to your neck, “I finished a few minutes before you came, I just wanted to kiss you.” 
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stay fetch, xoxo 
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miyumtwins · 11 months ago
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S.O. Dyeing Their Hair to Match His
Characters: Osamu, Atsumu, Nishinoya, Kenma 
Dyed Hair Babies Again ❤Sequel to S.O. Styling his Hair! 
Atsumu
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You’re at the hair salon with Atsumu to appease his vanity get his hair done, flipping through magazines
“Tsumu, why do you dye your hair?”
He hums, thinking
“I mean, it used to be cuz Samu and I wanted to differentiate between ourselves and look cool,” he begins 
“But now it’s kind of a piece of me,” he finishes 
You smile, closing the magazine
That was an oddly polished answer coming from him
A piece of him, huh?
You end up going back to the hair salon on one of your off days while he’s at practice, asking for his exact shade of blonde 
When the job is done, you wait for Atsumu to get home
The door clicks open and you hear Atsumu stretch loudly, sighing in relief 
“I’m home- Y/n?" 
Atsumu freezes in the doorway
He wordlessly approaches you and gathers your face in his hands, brushing over your new hair 
"Y/n…fuck, you look gorgeous" 
His eyes soften, recalling his previous words 
"Thanks, Princess" 
You kiss him on the nose
"Yeah but I probably would have looked even better with grey hair" 
"BABE, I’ve never been more HURT" 
Osamu 
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The two of you are sitting across from each other at a new restaurant that Osamu wanted to try out, waiting for food  
He leans against his palm, eyes scanning over you with that steady, unperturbed intensity you’ll never get used to
You blink at him, blushing slightly  
"I’d bet you’d look hot with grey hair,” Osamu finally says casually, head tilting to the side in his hand 
He reaches towards you and brushes a lock of hair behind your ear
Thankfully the food arrives, breaking his attention  
oh my god he looked at you for 23950 seconds straight you’re sweating
You heed his advice and dye your hair his shade of grey, wanting to surprise him 
When he gets home, shuffling his shoes off, he smirks widely at the sight of you 
“Welcome home, baby,” you greet, grinning  
“I wasn’t even droppin subtle hints or anything but damn, am I glad I said that the other day" 
Osamu strides forward, running a large palm down the slope of your jaw 
"Could you be any cuter?” he sighs affectionately 
You laugh, locking your hands around his waist 
“I’m only this cute around you, Samu" 
Nishinoya 
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At this point you know exactly what makes Nishinoya tick 
It’s not very hard; he’s a very open person with you 
With some help from big sis Saeko and Ryuu, you dye symmetrical brownish-blonde streaks in your hair 
Tanaka can barely keep it a surprise from Nishinoya; he’s so excited for his best friend 
When Nishinoya arrives at the Tanaka house to unveil your new look, his jaw drops 
Baby’s caramel eyes go big
"Th-this is for me??”
You brush your hair self-consciously 
“Yeah, I wanted to match with you, Yuu" 
He’s honestly so honored
Dramatically pretends Cupid’s arrow has struck him in the heart and lands on his knees before you 
He asks for your hand and you giggle, presenting your hand to him, which he showers with kisses 
Nishinoya cannot get over your new look for the next month
He drags you to the mall the next day and buys a ton of matching couples clothes so the two of you can complete the look 
Ya’ll are so cute it’s not even funny 
Kenma 
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Due to popular demand, you take over his YouTube channel to film a vlog 
"So today we’re DIY dip-dyeing my hair to look like Kenma’s and then we’ll be pranking him,” you say, mounting the camera in the bathroom 
The process takes quite some time, but you’re satisfied the result 
You proceed to the second part of your prank
“Kenma, I had a bit of an accident,” you say when he picks up your call
You can practically hear the furrowing of his brows over the phone
His voice comes out slightly alarmed 
“What happened, Y/n?" 
"Just come home quickly, okay?" 
The man rushes home in a fraction of the time you expected 
awww he does care 
"Okay, I’ve got a physician on hand- oh no."  
You burst into laughter as Kenma’s eyes flick between you and the camera 
He acts disgusted upon seeing it, sending you disdained looks from his peripheral vision 
Secretly loves it and you can tell the moment he laces his hands in yours 
"You better not scare me like that again" 
”…but I guess it looks okay"
You frown for a moment, standing in front of the mirror with Kenma
“Kenma, why do you look prettier than me; I hate this" 
he looks prettier than everyone, it’s a given 
Oh my my favoritism is showing
I had this idea bc I need to re-dye my hair red again 😭 them roots are bad bad bad
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sugakuns · a year ago
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[hc] kenma, sugawara, akaashi and kageyama get caught making out in the club room
I don’t write actual smut but I’ll write nsfw-ish scenes
→ kenma kozume
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okay so you weren’t making out per say, but kuroo busted in at the wrong moment
kenma was helping you study for your history class and to motivate you, every question right, you got to kiss him
it was kinda cute cause each time he’d blush and fiddle with the papers
but anyways, you got the question right and ofc you leaned in
so did kenma
and just to be cheeky you grabbed the back of his head and held him in place for a couple seconds longer
out of instinct he rested his hand on your leg, but that’s when kuroo busted in
kenma didn’t even hear him because all he could hear was his heart beating in his ears
“oh kenma! I didn’t know you were like that!!” cue kuroo screaming
“(y/n)-chan when did you become so bold!!??”
You’re both beetroot red now
ofc the rest of the team tumble in and kuroo’s telling them that you two were making out instead of doing your hw
“we weren’t though..” cue your deflated face which stops all the teasing
“then why were you kissing huh??!” *smirky kuroo*
“i got the question right so kenma kissed me..”
CUE SCREAMINF AND HOLLERING THAT KENMA IS A SMOOTH
→ tobio kageyama
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bro tobio won’t even hold ur hand in front of the team (only hinata cuz he doesn’t care what hinata thinks)
so you must’ve made him mad jealous for him to make our with you
or else he was feeling a little needy
“we can’t kiss here..”
“just for a few seconds babe!”
you gave in
unfortunately
he had his right hand tangled in your hair and the other on your waist
definitely not innocent touches but what can you do 🤷‍♀️
you hear footsteps since you’re leaning on the door and before you have the chance to alert kags, the door swings open and you land on your ass with kags following in suit
“what do we have here?” TANAKA ANS NOYA
just flee the country now
“Our kouhai has grown into a man!”
you want to die more when you snap your head around and the third years are there
kags is shouting from the ground and sadly everyone shows up because of the racket
“BOKE BOKE BOKE!!!!!”
“SHUT UP”
“YOU TWO CANT EVEN GET A S/O”
and more,,
you’re barely off the ground when the worst thing happens
coach ukai comes 😔
“why are young people like this??”
you can’t look anyone in the eye after that
just be thankful tsukki wasn’t there to see you land flat on your ass
→ kōshi sugawara
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suga loves to kiss you, it’s his favourite thing to do besides hug you
so one day you weren’t surprised he got so handsy bc the day before you didn’t let him kiss you as much as he liked
“why wouldn’t you let me kiss you (y/n)-chan?” he’d ask as he plants a kiss on your lips “now you have to make up for it~”
you two were barely in the club room when he pulled you down to the floor and into his lap
“kō-chan, what if someone comes in? daichi-san wasn’t too far behind us earlier..” you don’t know how you got that sentence out while he places slobbery kisses up your neck
“don’t think about him while I’m kissing you babe”
he tangoes his hand in your locks and pulls you close, his eyelashes fluttering against your cheek
it was getting hard to breath and coincidentally when you pulled away the door opened, but with the position and the obnoxious smack that was created when you two stopped gave it away immediately
especially your red lips and messy hair
“close the door daichi” suga commands as he points at his friend
daichi can’t help but laugh the next day when you didn’t let suga even hold your hand on the way to school
you have to make up for three days of not enough kissing now
→ keiji akaashi
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I’m not used to writing for akaashi but I read that he likes to express himself physically
so kissing meant a lot to you two
he could pour his emotions out into one kiss so phew imagine a makeout session
“I know being blunt is your thing and all keiji but..this is too much..we’re gonna get caught”
he lightly shoves you on a nearby desk, kicking the door closed with his foot on the way
“We’ll hear anyone coming before they can see us”
how you wished that worked
with the sound of the table scraping against the floor every time he pushed more into you, the heavy breathing, airy giggles and the sound of your lips smacking every now and again, you couldn’t hear anything else
“AKAASHI!!” Bokuto screams as he flings the door open
“OH AKAASHI!! GET SOME”
it’s
bokuto
of course
he wiggles his eyebrows as he closes the door, most likely telling the rest of the team
akaashi sighs as he wipes his mouth with the back of his sleeve
“We can continue after”
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kurooskult · 7 months ago
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❝ the morning after ❞
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ft : suna rintarō, sakusa kiyoomi, miya atsumu, kozume kenma, asahi azumane
warnings : sfw but suggestive - implied sex [night before]
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SUNA RINTARŌ
-> sleeps in with you
-> neither of you are in a rush to get up and you’re both tired
-> he’s lazy but he has stamina and that’s evident from last night
-> around 11:30AM he’ll grunt at you signalling he’s awake
-> “oi, you awake?”
-> his voice is heavy with sleep and his hands are already looking for your body
-> eventually you’ll stir awake and find your bodies been shifted so you’re back in his arms
-> suna is naturally warm so his body heat is transferring onto you keeping you satisfied in his arms
-> “morning rin” you’ll mumble tiredly back at him
-> the second he hears your voice he’s got a lazy grin painted across his face
-> “wanna get up in a minute?” he’ll ask
-> what he means is he wants breakfast
-> but he’ll be the one cooking so don’t worry
-> he’ll slip his large t-shirt over you to keep you covered and carry you on his back downstairs before sitting you on the kitchen counter
-> lucky you, you get a nice view of his bare back whist he cooks
-> he’ll still be yawning and stretching whist he’s by the cooker but then he hisses slightly
-> why?
-> because you left some angry marks on his back last night >:(
-> “i’ll take care of those after breakfast”
-> your reassurance is cute because he doesn’t actually need treatment but the fact you’re willing to take care of him is precious to him
-> “you gonna take care of me yeah?”
-> pretty side glancing at you in his shirt
-> he wants to tease you, he really does
-> but he just can’t stop himself from losing himself in the sight of you sat on the kitchen counter with one of his shirts covering you while you tiredly rub your eyes
-> he’s so whipped
-> too whipped in fact because he loses concentration of everything else
-> “rin, you’ve seen me with and without this shirt many times now focus”
-> “nah, i like the view”
-> “and i like my eggs preferably not burnt.”
-> he looks down at the pan, and you’re right
-> “worth it”
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SAKUSA KIYOOMI
-> he’s up early no matter what his late night activities were
-> and he would be up on his morning run right now but there’s something stopping him
-> you cutely curled up beside him in bed
-> you’re not even awake and yet you still have control over him
-> he just sighs and hopes you wake up soon so you can both shower together
-> although he loves making a mess with you, he loves cleaning it up better
-> he’s literally itching for a shower by the time you stir awake
-> see, he actually waits for you to wake up because he respects he wore you out last night
-> “good morning princex, shower?”
-> he’s already scooping you up from the bed before you even have a chance to respond
-> yourself and sakusa have a very spacious shower room
-> sakusa isn’t a fan of those tight little single showers so he made sure to purchase an apartment with nothing but the most luxurious bathroom layout and facilities
-> please, you even have one of those tile benches installed in the shower
-> and this is perfect because sakusa loves washing your hair for you
-> his fingers are perfect in your hair as he works in the products you use and throughly washes it after
-> he’s very gentle and after washing you down you do the same for him
-> pressing wet kisses along your shoulder blade and collarbone, he loves the feeling of your hands lathering soap across his body
-> he would argue that the activities the morning after were more enjoyable than the activities in the bedroom
-> but they’re both important to him in different ways
-> the soft mutters of “i love you” and “thank you” are exchanged between the two of you as he handled you gently
-> will carefully lead you out the bathroom and sit you down by the big vanity in your room before pulling out a hair dryer
-> the two of you take self care importantly and make sure to take care elf one another accordingly
-> mornings after with sakusa are slow but very intimate
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MIYA ATSUMU
-> an early riser but will sleep in the next morning
-> he honestly just wants you close to him for as long as possible
-> he’ll joke about going for a morning round but really he just wants you cuddled up close to him
-> slow kisses always occur when it comes to mornings with him
-> he doesn’t care that it’s mid winter and the two of you are still naked
-> he’ll get his morning kisses one way or another so as soon as he stirs awake he’s trapped you in his arms so you can’t leave him
-> presses kisses along your shoulders and back as he waits for you to wake up
-> honestly, he’s just in love with you all over again
-> who allowed his s/o to be so perfect even first thing in the morning :(
-> “morning tsumu” makes him perk up everytime
-> “mornin’ doll”
-> doesn’t care how awake you are, the fact you’re speaking tells him you’re awake enough for a slow make out sesh before getting up
-> these types of kisses arent like the ones from the night before
-> they’re equally as special but they’re different
-> these kisses are slow and meaningful, he’s making sure you’re aware of how gentle he really can treat you
-> they’re a reminder that he does think you’re special and he does care and want to keep you safe
-> his love language is physical affection and he tells you he loves you through the long and slow kisses he forces you to crave more of
-> after a while you will tell him it’s time to get up though
-> he’ll whine but oblige and get up and out of the covers revealing a very naked atsumu
-> “like what ya see? we can always go for another round if ya-”
-> “get in the shower and i’ll see you downstairs for breakfast in 10.”
-> “yes angel :,)”
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KOZUME KENMA
-> waking up at the same time as kenma is a blessing and a curse
-> he loves that he gets to wake up and see you at the same time you see him
-> but he’s also not prepared to be met with his naked s/o first thing in the morning
-> he won’t even look you in the eye
-> “kenma, are you okay?”
-> “you’re um naked”
-> “yes?”
-> “aren’t you cold or something maybe you should put something on”
-> “but just a few hours ago you were eating m-”
-> “JUST PUT SOMETHING ON!”
-> he’s so embarrassed but it’s only because you both know the effect you have over him
-> you just laugh and call him a baby
-> but maybe you should’ve just stayed naked because he’s even more flustered at the sight of you in his sweater
-> your naked body is under that :0
-> he wears that sweater when he streams too :0
-> scandalous >:)
-> “take it off.”
-> “but you just said t-”
-> “kitten please, you’re doing it on purpose”
-> he’s so flustered and it’s all your fault
-> he’s so worried he looks weird in front of you but honestly it’s cute seeing him so vulnerable
-> you just pull him back down under the covers to sleep for a little longer
-> and who is he is deny when you’re clinging to him in his sweater like that
-> looking down at your precious face too
-> how is he ever meant to say no to you
-> and honestly sleep sounds so desirable right now
-> maybe when he wakes up he’d be more prepared for the sight of you in his clothes
-> he’s just so in love with you and he loves and hates that you have this effect over him
-> but he’s glad that it’s you that has this effect on you and only you
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ASAHI AZUMANE
-> you are not getting up early in the morning
-> actually, you’re not getting up at all because you ache
-> and it’s a pain because you wake up before him
-> so you’re just kinda sat there waiting for him to wake up
-> when he does wake up he’s met with a small smirk painted across your face
-> “morning?”
-> “i cant move”
-> “please don’t say it like that!”
-> he is so apologetic
-> he didn’t mean to hurt you and besides you were technically asking for it :(
-> but he will pamper you because he feels horrible
-> even if you tell him it’s okay he won’t listen and he will treat you the way he feels you should be
-> he’ll keep you in bed and go make you breakfast
-> any mail is brought up for you to read in bed
-> any water or coffee you require he will bring
-> “baby i’m not sick”
-> “but you can’t move and it’s my fault”
-> please dhsbdjebd
-> he will be like this for most of the day until you insist you feel better
-> constant apologises are given to you throughout the day despite the fact you promise you’re okay
-> he feels so bad oh :(
-> reassure him enough and he’ll start to believe you though
-> also reassure him it’s not his fault because he will be mentally taking note for the next time you guys ya know >:)
-> “why do you ask for it if you know it hurts the next morning”
-> and he has a point
-> “because it’s worth it”
-> that’s always your argument
-> and besides if that’s why you want from him at the time he won’t deprive you
-> you just have to promise to let him take care of you the next morning that’s all
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sugardaddykenma · a year ago
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hq headcanons
haikyuu on sexting
heads-up: nsfw, long, and this is obviously aged up pls, also my stupid humor im sorry.
sidenote: this is for yall for reading my dumb shit even though i only have two brain cells. some fem. reader but predominately gender neutral as well. ALSO men in lingerie is my type.
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KARASUNO
daichi sawamura ➝ this man is sending photos at the most random times of the day just to mess with your day. oh you have a huge meeting at 2pm? well you’re getting the “when you get home baby, i’m gonna bend you over the table we wont even make it to the bedroom” text at 1:50pm. all his photos give a good shot of his thighs because he knows what his money makers are. makes you call him daddy and will go insane in you send photos that are mostly your legs or ass  even though hes a narc i feel it in my soul that this man Is Always Horny
koushi sugawara ➝ suga is the king of beautiful nudes. this man has good lighting, good angles, and most importantly understands the need for a man to wear cute things. definitely sends the most dramatic nudes on the self timer with soft pink lighting and him touching himself for you. its basically art. but also very very hot. honestly i imagine suga to be the kind of man to film yall having sex, and send clips to you throughout the day like “missing you baby”. he makes videos just for you, and is always using your pet name. honestly sexting is the best foreplay for you two and your convos can be sexual for hours before you actually do anything about it. this is my favourite one because i know that suga is the KING of nudes and petnames
asahi azumane ➝ 2 scared he thinks its gonna end up on the internet. but will send you photos of lingerie he made or bought for you to wear for him, and to “get home soon”. he also sends hand photos a lot. if you send him a photo, he’ll definitely be okay with the situation, but he doesnt understand how to protect you so he’ll delete everything after dealing with himself first. but he’ll always respond praising you and how good you are to him. i just know in my soul he thinks everythings gonna “end up on the internet forever!!”
yuu nishinoya ➝ sexts are his morning hellos, its his only currency tbh. hes horny on main 24/7, and will let you know. doesnt care if you send anything, he just wants you to know hes always thinking about you. this man has one of those photo lock apps to save everything you’ve ever sent him, because he refuses to watch porn and only think about you and your body we stan a loyal short king
ryuunosuke tanaka ➝ dont sext this man, he will show up WHEREVER you are. no chill. cannot handle himself. always gets way into it. also horrible at taking photos of himself. someone teach this man self-timer, ahem suga where are you the boys need help. however, sometimes he just ACCIDENTALLY sends you the best sexts, probably him complaining about you not being home yet and how he has to “do everything myself” with finally a non blurry photo. but no chill. zero.
tobio kageyama ➝ didnt know you could do that until you asked sent him a suggestive photo. he was like IS THAT ALLOWED? like yes kags youre both adults this is a thing but hes a competitive dude so he had to get good at it fast. now he’ll send you the “did you have to be away this weekend, i miss you” and a photo of his hands on his sweatpants, its a mirror pic but he looks hot so its worth it. also loves being praised via text.
shoyo hinata ➝ will send you the cutest messages, even when hes horny, doesnt even realize. he’ll be like “being at this tournament without you here is impossible, i miss your body” and theyre like “i miss your body too baby i wish you were touching on me” and hes like “i meant your body warmth because its kinda cold here, but that too!!! are we engaging in the sexting?? kags was telling me about this” and theyre like Read 10:38 PM. . its the thought that counts baby
kei tsukishima ➝ lmao, L M A O. this fucker. first off the man is a beanpole, so ya guy skinny penis films quite well. however, he prefers using his words over sending you videos typically. this man will text you at the most inconvenient times, like you’ll be in a room with all of your friends and he’ll text you from across the room “cant stop thinking about your mouth around my cock” lmao this man doES IT ON PURPOSE TO LEAVE AN EVENT EARLY. its his tool of choice for sure. also definitely a dom in sexts, telling you want to do - probably asking you to do crazy things in public and “send him proof”. once he literally asked you to come by his work to drop off your panties or else he wouldnt eat you out for a month. disgusting! give it to me!
tadashi yamaguchi ➝ the first time you texted “im in the mood to trace the veins of your dick with my tongue” and he broke his phone. literally threw it against a wall. he’s better at it now, and plays along like “cant wait to choke you... i mean see you.” he’ll slip a “a little off topic but i want you to sit on my face, also yes please bring home apples”. no photos though, he’s gotta work up to that.
kiyoko shimizu ➝ queen of receiving sexts and being nonchalant about it. will probably respond “oh yeah?” and never interact further. but its just enough to drive anyone insane. in this house we dont over sexual kiyoko she is a Top who is very private with her sex life 😤 she is a softie who would probably blush and doesnt realize saying oh yeah? is funny
hitoka yachi ➝ 0 sexting, if you send her something RESEMBLING a sext, she has thrown her phone across the room. but she’ll definitely come home with a little jump in her step. however she might send a photo of parts of her in lingerie, but it took 110% of her courage for the week.
NEKOMA
tetsuro kuroo ➝  "i love looking at your face, please sit on mine later” “kuroo its 10am” “okay and? i want you to sit on my face.” Loves receiving photos in public, and gets a kick out of knowing youre reading what he wants to do to you later in public situations. the kinda guy to call you and ask you just to listen as he jacks off. however, also the kind of guy who blushes when you say you want to cum around his cock, make no mistake, hes just a soft boy with a huge ego. however, lingerie photos are preferred for him. you know he doesnt want to take part of it when he makes a chemistry joke instead of responding, its basically a sexting safe word.
morisuke yaku ➝ the kind of guy to sext you when youre doing something important. you’re writing an essay thats due tomorrow and hes messaging you like “do you think you could tie me up tonight? kind of wanna watch you work baby” “yaku i’m trying to *work* on my essay” “get off your phone!!!”. however, rare sexter because he’d rather just show you what he needs in real life. i love my sassy husband
kenma kozume ➝ yall thought suga was good at sexting? this is kenmas domain. honestly will sext at random times of the day. he has a streaming set up, you think he doesnt know how to light and set up a perfectly framing video of him stroking himself? he really be telling you that he just needs to hear your voice to finish, pls comply, and will say shit like “i wanna just see you kitten, just give me a small taste and we can do the rest later”. he just likes the thought of you thinking about him when hes not around. if you sext him during a stream, especially a photo or video, he’ll hop off early to go straight to you. also one text he sexted you over animal crossing by changing the some of the letters into numbers and yes it was ridiculous but it was also great. it may have been about pegging, but the AC servers will never know. big talk from a boy who blushes when you suck his dick irl
lev haiba ➝ soft, scared baby. not overly sexual. more like “im missing you today” and if you respond sexually hes like “????”.  but will try his best. probably ends up being romantic instead of sexual “i just wanna kiss you babe” “kiss me where ;)” “your lips??? where else” i love him but he cant sext lets be honest just teach him
AOBA JOHSAI
tooru oikawa ➝ unlimited horny currency. definitely sending you pictures after workouts like “all yours baby” lifting his t-shirt. if you bully him for having a flat ass, he will respond with “but thick cock right????”. its not him being sexy hes having a full on crisis. anyways, he really loves to dominate you over text, just like irl, with things like “send me a video of you moving your underwear to to the side and rubbing yourself” or “i want you to tell me how to please you later. tell me exactly what you need from me”. but also he can be silly with sexts too, just making dumb jokes about your sex life, because its who he is. i love this dramatic hoe
hajime iwaizumi ➝ bruh. king of dick pics. like i know theres no such thing. but his be hitting different. literally. he has a few videos of him fucking you, and he’ll send it to you being like “this could be us but you’re still at work” and “missing my babygirl right now”. lots of hands in his pictures. lots of petnames. lots of, well frankly, cock. lets you know exactly what he wants from you the moment he sees you, and WILL follow through. 
issei matsukawa ➝ really into body worship over text. hes out here asking for photos or videos, and then he’s praising how good you are and how good you look. his favourite is when he gets you to send photos before his uni volleyball games, because he redirects that energy into motivation. also has one of those private photo lock apps, so he can enjoy photos and videos at a later time - with your permission ofc.
akira kunimi ➝ someone once texted him “are you a monster in bed?” and he responded with a photo of mike wazowski from monsters inc. HOWEVER, when he is in a non-meme mood, he actually loves to participate. king of drunk sexting though.
FUKURODANI
koutarou bokuto ➝ one time you sent him a lewd photo of you in just his jersey, and he literally requested your location so he could pick you up. but he gets super hyped if you send anything at all sexual lmao, like “yeah babe really??? im holding you to that!!!” ridiculous but also the king of shirtless pics, and knows that his best side is when you can see his back. loves when you call him ace when you sext him. also petnames like “baby” “babe” “angel”, he’s so sweet and good, dont do this when hes gone for the weekend, because he’ll call you immediately to complain.
keiji akaashi ➝ this literature king makes sexting sound like poetry. he be up in your messages like “nothing feels better than putting my head between your thighs. thinking about the feel of your intoxicating skin” like EXCUSE ME KING. not too often, but if you’ve been separated for a bit, or hes drunk, all he can think about is you - so he’ll let you know. loves to be told what to do. doesnt take a lot of nudes, but will send you after shirtless pics with his glasses on, which is better honestly. you once sent him a video of you sucking on your fingers and he didnt even know it was possible to have that kink.
SHIRATORIZAWA
wakatoshi ushijima ➝ doesn’t really know what he’s doing, but with a dick that big he doesn’t even need to be good at taking photos. however, receiving sexts (pictures or words) makes him completely unable to compute, and he has to deal with himself immediately. also refers to himself as daddy in sexting. essentially very blunt to you, telling you exactly what he needs when you get home. hes not joking around. he doesnt even know theres a word for it, he just wants you to know what he needs.
satori tendou ➝ if youre in the same room he’ll start texting you how good you look and what he wants to do with his fingers to you. if you ever give him hickeys or scratches, he always takes photo evidence so he can send it to you later and ask you to “do that good stuff again baby”. big fan of making jokes while sexting, like you’re texting him “i want you to choke me” and he just goes “gee that sounds dangerous.... but yes no worries can do”. ridiculous and funny but also just good at it.
tsutomu goshiki  ➝ thinks hes being slick by sending a photo of him after working out just saying “wanna shower with me?”. still love my bowlhead but be better, he really cant hide when he receives a sext in public, he is immediately blushing and sweaty. honestly just trying his best, but a little experienced, but likes reading about what youre planning to do to him.
INARIZAKI
atsumu miya ➝ this needy fuck will spam you with long scenarios when he knows your away from your phone, so you get to read an entire paragraph on what he plans to do with your mouth. often sends photos he took of the both of you. also lots of hand photos, like him gripping fabric with a dumb text like “doesnt feel the same when its not your ass”. will call you a dirty slut at 11:25 AM and that is exactly what you want to hear. likes to get you to beg via text because it feels like a win. nothing brings the whore out in me better than this man
osamu miya  ➝  one time he asked you to send a video of you licking a lollypop, and that was all he needed. unsurprisingly asks for you to tell him what your mouth will do to him when you’re home - an oral kink truly. sexting is a little rare with him, but always a Good Time. but also just more of a blunt romantic kind of sexter, like “missing your body, especially your thighs, get home soon.” 
rintarou suna  ➝ also quite blunt. the kind of guy who just says “in the mood to fuck you in the car after i pick you up. take off your underwear before I get there.” but also always adds “if thats okay with you love” because hes just a sweet loving man. but dont get it twisted, this man slacks off, if hes dealt with himself, his motivation to respond to you goes down. call him out on it, and he’ll pick up the pace. 
shinsuke kita ➝ whats with inarizaki and being blunt as hell? uses his words never photos, and always asks “baby is it okay if i tell you how much i need you rn”, truly an icon in sexting consent. however, rare for him actually to start it, needs your direction. just wants to hear how much you worship his body.
DATE TECH
takanobu aone ➝ no chill. absolutely zero chill. texts “i want you on my cock”. no cap. sometimes he’ll even include a photo. not that descriptive but to the point. we stan a communicative king
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adoringhaikyuu · 4 months ago
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they find out you hooked up with their friend/teammate before you started dating
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characters: atsumu, oikawa, sakusa, ushijima 
warnings: just some possessive boys, suggestive things and mentions of alcohol
notes: the friends/teammates are from both high school and post time-skip, don’t pay too much attention it it sjkdfhgs, everyone is 18+
part one | part two | part three
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atsumu:
so you and atsumu have been dating for a few months now 
and somehow it just hadn’t come up that you and suna hooked up at a party once months before you and atsumu even started talking (like romantically)
it’s not that you were hiding it from him, you just didn’t think it was important since it was a one time thing
but tonight you, atsumu, osamu and suna were all hanging out at atsumu’s place and started reminiscing about the last four years of high school
you were currently pressed into your boyfriend’s side, his arm around you as he talked, a lazy grin on his face. “oh man, you guys remember that party yuko threw last year? i got so shitfaced that night, i jumped into the pool––”
osamu, interrupted, rolling his eyes at the memory. “yeah we know, we had to dry you off and bring you home.”
his brother simply smiled, “yeah yeah, but come on that was a fun night wasn’t it?”
osamu smiled, shrugging, “yeah other than that, it was a pretty good night.” 
suna, who was scrolling mindlessly on his phone glanced up at you, “yeah, real fun.” 
you simply rolled your eyes but your boyfriend, ever so observant, noticed. you felt a hand squeeze your thigh and looked up. “what about you, babe? did you go? i don’t really remember much from that night honestly.”
“yeah i––” you glanced over at the dark haired boy to find him staring at you already, a small smirk on his face. with all the attention on you, you felt a little overwhelmed––not that you needed to feel guilty or anything, but you felt your face heat up under their stares. you smiled awkwardly to yourself. “i did, yeah.”
he was still smiling, but you could tell it wasn’t as bright as before. “and did you and suna see each other there or something?” 
before you could respond, the other boy spoke up. “you could say we saw each other, sure.” next to him, osamu rolled his eyes. 
atsumu clenched his jaw as he turned to look at suna. “the fuck is that supposed to mean?”
you quickly turned him back to face you, your hand resting softly on his jaw. “look, me and suna hooked up at that party.” he frowned and you rubbed your thumb across his cheek gently, grounding him. “but it didn’t mean anything. it was a one time thing. right?” you turned to the other boy and he nodded, but you noticed the mischievous glint in his eyes.
“but if things ever don’t work out between you two, you know where to find me.” he winked and you laughed, flipping him off playfully.
“oh fuck off, suna.” 
though you were joking, your boyfriend was serious as ever. “yeah, fuck off suna.” he grabbed your jaw and pulled you closer, wasting no time in pressing his lips against yours and sliding his tongue into your mouth possessively. you faintly heard his brother complaining in the background but you were too preoccupied to really worry about it. 
atsumu’s fingers squeezed around your throat, eager to hear those pretty whimpers you make and when you did, you felt his lips curve into a smile against yours. by the time you both pulled away, you were breathless, your eyes were a little blurry and atsumu’s gaze was intense as ever. 
“tell me, who’s better? me or him?” 
“tsumu,” you started, your voice small but the other boy quickly interrupted you.
“it’s okay y/n.” he smirked lazily over at the both of you. “you can lie to your boyfriend to make him feel better.” 
without another word, atsumu lifted you over his shoulder, ignoring your yelp of his name and walked past the two boys on the couch, heading straight for his bedroom. “keep your ears open and you’ll hear for sure who’s better.” 
suddenly you wish you’d told him sooner. 
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oikawa:
so you oikawa and iwaizumi all went to middle school and high school together
but you and iwaizumi had been friends first, being in the same classes meant you spent more time together 
and honestly being around each other all the time alone, you both thought you might end up dating and you might have made out once or twice out of curiosity 
and sure you were each other’s first kiss
but you quickly realized you wanted to stay friends and nothing more 
and it’s not like people knew about this, it was just between you two
so it was no wonder even oikawa didn’t know
“what?!” your boyfriend shrieked, as dramatic as ever. “what do you mean you two have kissed before?!” 
iwaizumi rolled his eyes. “calm your tits, shittykawa––” 
“i will do no such thing!”
“babe, it was so long ago.” you tried to reason, but your boyfriend was as dramatic as ever. 
“i don’t know what hurts more––” he turned to his best friend, “that you kissed them before i did.” he turned to you, “or that you kissed iwa-chan first.” 
you looked at him, deadpanned. “tooru, it was middle school. it’s not like it was recent.” 
he paused, looking between the two of you, much calmer than before. “oh...” he scratched the back of his head awkwardly, a smile on his face. “still, i’m not sure i like the thought of you two kissing.” 
iwaizumi spoke up, a teasing look in his eyes, but his face was serious. “should we kiss right now so you can be sure?” 
you laughed and oikawa immediately brought you into his arms, squeezing you tight as he pouted towards his best friend. “you’re so mean to me iwa-chan!” he pressed a kiss to your forehead. “you’re mine.” 
you smiled, leaning up to give him a peck. “yours.” 
he smiled down at you adoringly and hugged you, sticking his tongue out at his friend over your head. 
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sakusa:
so you atsumu, sakusa and the rest of his team were hanging out at a bar to celebrate another victory 
and atsumu was already a loud person, but when he was drunk he was just a loud mouth, blabbing anything and everything to everyone
you and him had gone to the same high school and had hooked up once or twice before at parties––never anything serious
but it didn’t mean anything so you hadn’t mentioned it to your boyfriend
that is until atsumu blurted it out, a drunk smile on his face
the blonde put his hand on your boyfriend’s shoulder, “you know,” he wagged his finger at you a few times, his eyes almost shut. “you got yourself a good one, omi-kun.” 
“oh shut up atsumu.” you rolled your eyes, planning on ignoring him, but sakusa was intrigued. 
“i know. but why do you say that?”
“i mean from everyone here,” he looked around at the others who were busy in their own conversations, drinking around the table. “i’m the only one besides you who knows how good y/n is.” your eyes widened at his words and you could feel a bubble of anxiety in your stomach. 
he turned to look at you, his brow raised. “what’s he talking about?”
you opened your mouth but atsumu spoke before you. “we hooked up, bro. a couple times. you didn’t know?” he paused to hiccup and looked over at you. “those were good times though, huh? i know they felt good,” he laughed, not noticing his friend glaring at him. 
sakusa didn’t say anything for a few moments, but you could see his jaw clenching through the mask, his shoulders tensing. you placed a hand on his arm but it didn’t seem to calm him down.
“it was in high school, omi. we were just stupid kids then.”
“well one of you is still a stupid kid,” he muttered, giving atsumu the side-eye but the blonde was too busy gulping down another drink to notice. 
he sighed and grabbed your hand, “we’re going home, and straight to the shower.” you noticed the dark look in his eyes as he led you out of your seat and put his jacket over your shoulders. he ushered you out of the bar without even saying goodbye to his teammates but you were too preoccupied by the thoughts running in your head to say something about it.
your voice was small but hopeful. “we’re not just going to shower, are we?”  
he kept his head straight as he led you to the car, but his hand tightened around yours. “what do you think?” 
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ushijima:
let’s say ushi’s been busy recently, a bit too busy for your liking
because you hadn’t been intimate with each other in like,,, a week
now you and tendou were actually very close and he was very observant
and he could tell while the three of you were hanging out that you were a little more tense and frustrated than usual, all from your body language
so when ushi went to the bathroom he asked you what’s up and you told him that you were a little,, pent up 
after thinking for a few moments, he told you he knew exactly how to help
and from the look on his face, you knew this wouldn’t be good
you were looking at him nervously as ushijima came back into the booth next to you, wrapping his arm around your waist.
“y/n?” tendou asked, a playful smile on his face. oh boy. “would you say you’ve changed much since high school?” 
your brows furrowed. “i don’t know? not really?”
“hm,” he tapped his chin, eyes sparkling as he looked at you. “so you’d say you’re still into the same things as you were then?” 
you narrowed your eyes, not knowing where this was going. “maybe?”
he looked at you as seriously as he could. “so you still like being choked?” 
your eyes widened and your jaw dropped in shock. “tendou!” you felt ushijima stiffen next to you but he kept his eyes trained on his friend. 
“what?” the redhead smirked. “just curious.” he narrowed his eyes, “you still like it a little rough? i mean i’m guessing you do, especially since you’re with this guy,” he pointed at ushijima. “i mean just look at him––he’s huge.” 
ushijima blinked then looked down at you. “how does tendou know about your personal interests?” 
“i––well...” 
“we hooked up a few times in high school,” tendou spoke for you, leaning back in his seat, putting his hands behind his head. “we got to know each other pre-tty well, don’t you think?” you looked into ushijima’s eyes and noticed the slight jealousy lingering in his gaze––so this was tendou’s plan.
“is this true y/n?”
you nodded sheepishly. “it was a really long time ago though. before we started talking.” 
tendou spoke up again. “well it wasn’t that long ago, now was it? feels like yesterday, almost.” 
“tendou.” your boyfriend spoke up, not looking away from you, his voice sharp. 
“yeah big guy?” he smiled.
“leave.” you gulped and tendou laughed.
“sure thing.” he placed his hand on your shoulder as he passed by you, only further igniting the flame in ushijima’s eyes. “you’re welcome!” he whispered in a sing-song voice. 
you turned back to your boyfriend and felt butterflies flutter in your stomach at the way he was looking at you, his eyes dark. 
“let’s go home, love. it seems as though you need to be reminded of a few things.” 
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sugakuns · 11 months ago
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[ʜᴄ] | 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬
being childhood friends with kenma, akaashi & iwa + telling each other they’d be married when they were younger
ᴀ/ɴ: gender neautral pronouns
— kozume k.
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you’ve known kenma basically since the day you were born
both you and his family lived in the apartment building and you happened to live next door to each other which was both a blessing and a curse
since kenma was quite shy he had never really iniciated any conversation or play with you so you overcame your own shyness to play with him
mostly the two of you would play with dolls or go out in the local park but as soon as kenma got his first gaming device he would never go outside
even when the new kid kuroo came along it took him a while to warm up and try to play with you and kenma
kuroo noticed how throughout primary school you seemed closer to the quiet boy
you’d hang off of his shoulder and call him cute names like “kenma-san” or “kenken”
so one day kuroo gave you the idea to propose to little kenma
yes, at 7 years of age kuroo told you to ask 6 year old kenma to marry you
so you did
with little plastic rings from a magazine your mother had bought you
“kenken, im giving you this ring because it means we’re married, okay?” kenma nods and takes the ring, even going as far as slipping it on his ring finger
“Kenken!” Your voice bellows throughout the gym, hands extending out as you throw yourself into a frankly violent hug. Kenma stumbles a little, hands grasping your waist as he trieds to stablilise himself from the running hug. His hair tousles from the impact, the stray strands brushing along your cheeks as you pull away.
“You’ll never guess what I found!” Your smile is large, beaming under the fluorescent lights belonging to the gym ceiling. Kenma states curiously, his expression close to one of a curious kitten. Practice had just ended and currently Kenma and Kuroo were the only ones there due to waiting on you.
Your fingers swiftly dance along your screen as you locate the picture you had taken of your family’s photo album. There was one particular picture of both you and the now faux blonde, both smiling (albeit kenma’s looked a little forced) and showing off the plastic rings you had won in a vending machine the day prior.
“Remember? I forgot we’re married!” You giggle as Kenma stares at the picture on your phone. He hadn’t forgotten that day - yet he hoped you would - the day his childhood crush told him that they were getting married. He hadn’t put much thought into you remembering what happened on that day but when he thinks about it he feels a warm, blooming senestaion fill his chest.
“You’re married?” Kuroo chuckles as he swings the keys around his index finger in an attempt to look suave. You nod quickly whereas Kenma blinks coyly at the taller male. Kuroo can feel the chuckle bubbling up from his chest into his throat yet he catches it last moment at the sharp state he’s getting from his friend.
“Yeah..We’ll get really rings later” Kenma muses, a lazily sweet smile resting on his lips.
— iwaizumi h.
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so you actually knew oikawa before iwa,, so he was the sole reason you even met hajime
iwa was actually a little jealous of oikawa since the two of you were closer and he developed a puppy crush on you 🥺
the two of you were around 8 and iwa still held the crush he had since he was 5 - yes he didn’t give it away surprisingly (since he was a child)
so one day, when the both of you were playing and oikawa had planted a kiss on your head cuz he was feeling all confident iwa got jealous
“me and [y/n] are married stupidkawa!! you can’t do that!”
you just went along with it and told oikawa he had cooties LMAO
“Oh my god, you will not believe what I just remembered” Oikawa exclaims, hands clutching at his alien themed pillow. The three of you usually had sleepovers, even at your older age, and Oikawa usually hosted them since his house was bigger.
The three of you were perched on his bed dressed in your pajamas. You and Iwa were leaning against his beds headboard and Oikawa was laying further down the bed, leaning against the wall beside his bed.
“Your brain works?” You tease, chucking lightly as Oikawa dismissively sticks his tongue out at you. Iwa sniggers at your fast witted comment, even going as far to ruffle your hair.
“Yes.” Oikawa deadpans “But, seriously, remember when we were kids and Iwa-chan got jealous because I-I kissed you and he said- he said you two were married!” Oikawa howls with laughter at his own words, barely able to even spew the sentence before he clutches at his stomach to stabilise himself.
Your eyebrow raises, watching as Oikawa laughs to himself. Iwaizumi states dismissively too, arms crossing along his chest.
“We flamed you after that, Tōru” You state, remembering the relentless teasing that both you and Iwa inflicted on the poor boy.
“Plus, we’re dating..Iwa gave me an actual promise ring” you point at the ring on your finger (which was way too expensive for your liking) which reflects under the dim lighting in Oikawa’s room.
Oikawa pouts, laughter seizing as he sees his plan to fluster the two of you didn’t go through “You’re both boring”
— akaashi k.
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akaashi didn’t have a lot of friends when he was younger
so you were really his only proper friend,, so he’s find himself with you most of the time
a lot of the time the two of you would play in the public park or at his house
and you two would usually play volleyball since akaashi liked it and you enjoyed it too
he hadn’t really thought snout his feelings for you since he thought they were normal to have towards a close friend
but one day you got quite jealous of all of the other (mainly girls) people who would flock to akaashi
so you simply told them that you two were married so they couldn’t take him away from you
akaashi, like kenma, just went with it
“Bokuto-san, what are you doing?” You ask as you watch the two-toned ace feverishly flick through your childhood memorabilia. He smiles as he comes across old photos of you and his new ‘bestie’ Akaashi; cooing as he looks at the tiny baby shoes that used to for your small feet.
The two boys had came over to study for a test but along the way Bokuto had become distracted and noticed the shiny box on your bedside table. He was more of a magpie than an owl at the moment, diving towards the shiny items rather than the dull items.
“What’s this?” He holds a poorly written letter between his index finger and thumb, staring at the crooked writing on the lined paper. It’s a little crumbled, plastered with stickers and has a massive love heart on the back. You flush as you realise what letter it is, the letter you gave to akaashi to sign if he wanted to marry you.
Bokuto squeals, jumping up and allowing the box to fall recklessly onto your bed. He practically screams as he swings the old piece of paper around.
“You’re married!” He seems more excited than confused, almost acting as if the two of you were actually married.
“Bokuto” Akaashi starts “If you keep this quiet from the rest of the team I’ll do even more serves for you tomorrow”
Bokuto jumps in excitement, the old piece of paper forgotten as he animatedly thanks his friend in advance. You can’t believe that you had forgot to take the little piece of paper out of the box since you had already thought about Bokuto finding it.
However, you can’t help but smile. That was how Akaashi asked you out in first year, reactating the letter you had made in childhood.
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miyumtwins · a year ago
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Babying His Kouhai
AHHH I’m in love with all of the student-mentor relationships in Haikyuu
Characters: Bokuto (with Hinata), Ushijima (with Goshiki), Kuroo (with Tsukishima), Oikawa (with Kageyama)
Bokuto’s Kouhai (Hinata)
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An instant connection 
It's like Hinata's meeting his older sister
The two of you meet at one of Bokuto's games and are, without a doubt, the loudest spectators in the arena 
"GO GO BOKUTO-SAN!" 
"YOU LOOK SO HOT, KOU!" 
When Bokuto hits the final winning shot, you and Hinata are screaming and hugging 
You're suffocating Hinata in your chest but that's another story
"BOKUTO-SAN, YOU WERE SO COOL!!! YOU WENT WOOSH AND BAM!" 
Hinata's hands flail about wildly as he jumps around Bokuto
"THANKS, CHIBI-CHAN!" Bokuto says, ruffling Hinata's orange floof while he brings you in for a sweaty hug 
When it's Hinata's turn to play, the two of you cheer him on from the sidelines like proud parents 
"Wow, Chibi-chan is so good," Bokuto says, his eyes shining and his muscles twitching
He always twitches when he watches good players, eager to get on the court once more 
You hold him around his torso, willing him to stand still 
Hinata lands a perfect quick attack that ricochets off of someone's elbow 
Bokuto's jaw drops 
"Should we adopt him?? Can we adopt him??" 
"Kou, that's not how it works" 
Ushijima’s Kouhai (Goshiki) 
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Goshiki is quite honestly the most adorable child alive 
You've seen him from afar at practices, giggling at the way Goshiki vies for your boyfriend's attention 
He'll slam his hand down to execute a perfect straight and as if on cue swivel his head towards Ushijima  
Basically the human version of a puppy wagging his tail
You and Ushijima are studying together when you bring Goshiki up 
"Toshi, what do you think of Goshiki?" 
"Blocking, receiving, there is much he has to learn," Ushijima begins. "But, I trust he will be a great ace." 
"Ahh," you say. "Just be sure to give him a little bit more encouragement, Toshi. You know he looks up to you the most." 
Ushijima gazes at you, pondering, before nodding slightly 
The team is cleaning up when you're waiting for Ushijima 
Goshiki stands besides you, drinking water 
"You're Goshiki, right?" You flash a disarming smile 
"Y-yes!" he says, bowing his head quickly with flushed cheeks  
"Toshi thinks you're doing great!" You wink at Goshiki and give him a thumbs-up
Ushijima appears at your side and softens ever-so-slightly 
"Eat well. Get rest." 
The two of you turn to leave, but not before patting Goshiki on his bowed head 
"What a cute child," you tell Ushijima 
"I do not know what you are talking about. Isn't cute reserved for describing you?" 
Kuroo’s Kouhai (Tsukishima) 
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You meet Tsukishima at a training camp Nekoma is hosting 
In order to spend time with your boyfriend, you agreed to help the managers cook food and work out logistics 
It's late at night and Kuroo is still practicing in the gym, running through positions with Tsukishima 
Tsukishima finally excuses himself for the day, nodding at you politely, and Kuroo greets you with a kiss 
"You spend so much time teaching the younger ones," you say fondly as you wipe his sweat with a towel 
"He's got a lot of potential," Kuroo muses. "But he's lazy and is unaware of his only ability." 
"So skinny, too," you recall, frowning 
"He never eats," Kuroo agrees 
Kuroo and you share the evilest of grins 
It's dinner time the next day, and Tsukishima is finished before the others as usual
"Tsukki~ lend senpai some of your height for a second" you call him over, waving a hand
Contrary to popular belief, Tsukishima is actually quite polite 
He turns his back on Kuroo and strides over to you
In an instant, Kuroo tackles him from behind, holding his wrists to prevent struggling 
You lunge towards Tsukishima and force his mouth open, shoving food at him 
"Awroegoiwejgoi!" He panics, knocking his glasses askew 
"Protein is good for you; you need to repair your muscles," you smile sweetly 
"Yeah, don't you know RCH(NH2)COOH is the general formula of protein and provides your body the necessary enzymes it needs for life processes?" 
"Baby, no one can understand you" 
"STOP FEEDING ME"
"Gomen, Tsukki, I'm coming!!!"
Oikawa’s Kouhai (Kageyama)
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Hate hate hate hates it 
You mentioned Kageyama was a cute kid on one occasion
Oikawa sulked for an entire week
Best believe that Oikawa will try everything in his power to beat Kageyama at both being best setter and keeping you as his and only his 
The two of you are on a weekend date
"Let's go eat some milk tea here; it's brand new," you decide, dragging Oikawa to the shop 
"Anything for you, Princess" 
The two of you enter and Oikawa freezes
"Eh? Good morning, Oikawa-san, Y/n-san" 
"Nope-" 
Your arm around his tightens when he turns to leave and you smile up at Oikawa 
"I thought you said you'd do anything for me, Tooru" 
So scary 
So now the three of you are sitting at a table together 
Oikawa is grumbling with crossed arms and you're chatting up Kageyama 
"So, Tobio-chan, are you ready to play Seijoh?" 
"U-uh, I'm practicing a lot," he says awkwardly, eyes flitting to a pouting Oikawa
Kageyama's face is beet-red the entire time he's speaking to you 
"Wah~ I look forward to seeing it!" you say. "Thanks for always keeping Tooru on his toes." 
When Kageyama finally excuses himself, saying he needs to practice with Hinata, Oikawa huffs 
"Why don't you go and date that stupid blueberry head," Oikawa mumbles angrily 
You laugh, slinging your arms around Oikawa's neck as he continues to pretend to ignore you 
"Don't you know I have a thing for shitty personalities?" 
"Y/n-channnn" 
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sugardaddykenma · 9 months ago
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HAIKYUU ON SCARY SEX STORIES
notes: [18+] these are the horror sex stories of the ppl of hq. their most embarrassing and worst memories during the deed. these are the kinda cautionary tales you tell kids to dissuade then from premartial hand holding. anyways cringe content ahead. this is like the ANTI H WORD lmao
warning: mention of puke, drugs, virginity, blood, sex, periods, unwanted knife play i guess, mental health (but like funny i promise), and so much other garbage, just prepare to be a lil icked and maybe to laugh.
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KARASUNO
daichi sawamura ➝ someone once sneezed while giving him a blowjob and literally bit his dick. he went to the hospital just in case and his mom was his emergency contact so they called her to tell her what happened. next family dinner was awkward to say the least.
koushi sugawara ➝ once hooked up with someone theyve been friends with for a while. he decided after the person fell asleep to snoop around their apartment and found in a closet a small wool doll with a photo of his face glued on it. he ran out of the apartment half dressed and never talked to his friend again.
asahi azumane ➝ cried the first time he had sex because he was stressed that he wouldnt do well, and his partner reassured him. now he has an unexplainable crying kink where he cant cum unless he sheds a tear.
yuu nishinoya ➝ absolutely loves giving head, and some say hes the best at it, minus one person. nishinoya accidentally bit down on a girls clit while eating her out and she actually tried to get a restraining order on him because he kept sending apology gifts.
ryuunosuke tanaka ➝ had the most awkward threesome, where the other two mostly just hooked up with eachother and kept pushing tanaka away. those two ended up getting married later on in life and cited tanaka as the reason they were together and the reason they would never have sex with a man again. poor baby.
tobio kageyama ➝ cried the first time he fucked a girl because he thought he “broke her” but actually she got her period early midway through - the blood was everywhere and kags kept crying and whispering “its like jaws,,,” so hes very traumatized
shoyo hinata ➝ once fucked someone so hard he hit his head on the wall and made a hole through the plaster. he then also passed out, dick still inside, and the person had to call 911. his concussion made him lose 3 games, but everyone now calls the other girl “gorilla grip queen” so shes the real winner.
kei tsukishima ➝ once got broken up with mid thrust when he asked them to speak dirty to him. they literally said “im just using you for one last fuck you dirty whore” and he was like haha funny and then they were like “no seriously - wait a little deeper - im leaving you.” hes still talking about it in therapy.
tadashi yamaguchi ➝ had a break down during sex and the person he was doing the Deed with actually had no idea how to deal with it mental health concerns so they CALLED A PSYCH WARD AND HAD HIM PLACED IN A 24 HOUR HOLD. literally sex so bomb he got sent to the psych ward
ennoshita chikara  ➝  was making out with someone and they started kissing his neck. they gave him a hickey so bad that he had to go to the ER for a bloodclot and a small blood flow surgery.
kiyoko shimizu ➝ someone asked to go down on her and she said “im on my period” and they said “are you wearing a tampon because ive always wanted to bite the string and pull it out like a grenade”. she let them do it. it was the worst oral experience of her life because they kept saying “yum” in a monotonous voice.
hitoka yachi ➝ because of the mixture of alcohol and a meatball sub, she started to feel to sick while messing around with her crush. when she went down on them, she ended up throwing up all over them. like ALL over. and no she never got a call back.
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NEKOMA
tetsuro kuroo ➝ literally this fucking capitalist smh. fucked someone and they stole $500 cash and a bunch of watches from him but honestly WHO the FUCK has five hundred dollars in cash just sitting around. you deserved it kuroo thats called distributing the wealth.
morisuke yaku ➝ the only time hes ever had a one night stand was after a club night with friends, and he went back to their place. halfway through the deed, the persons WIFE came bursting through the door with a knife threatening to chop off yakus dick. he never had another one night stand.
kenma kozume ➝ once accidentally forgot to turn off his stream and jacked off with lady gaga song playing in the background. then posted a tearful apology after the streaming site tried to ban him. now NO MATTER what after he streams he covers his camera with a cloth.
lev haiba ➝ tried hooking up with someone in the washroom of club, but got his foot stuck in the toilet, and literally couldnt get it out. but hes so lanky that the other person couldnt move out to get help so they both had to yell until security came to help them. he cried while they helped him get his foot out but he still had his dick out
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AOBA JOHSAI
tooru oikawa ➝  once was peaking on molly while hooking up with someone, turned out his molly was laced with DMT and he started having a a bad trip where he thought the person was a demon from the seventh layer of hell. he started screaming and crying but came on himself. he never did another drug again.
hajime iwaizumi ➝ actually allergic to latex but no one ever believes him. one time he was so desperate for sex that he wore a latex condom (even though he had other non latex condoms on him). his dick puffed up like a balloon and the other person had a great time while he had to call an ambulance right after finishing because he thought he was gonna die.
issei matsukawa ➝ He wore a condom too small for his dick, and he stopped right in the middle of having sex because the condom was cutting off circulation to his dick. When he took the condom off, his dick had been turning blue from the lack of circulation. He almost passed out and made his partner 'massage' his dick before calling 911.
takahiro hanamaki  ➝ was fucking someone in his car and went to pull down the seat while he was inside them, and accidentally kicked his leg on the horn, scaring them both. then a cop came by, gave him a ticket, and said his dick was small.
akira kunimi ➝ someone tried eating his ass and he literally screeched when the tongue went over his asshole. like a shrill scream like a banshee. he immediately jumped up and said “FUCK NO! NOT TODAY SATAN” and grabbed his pants and left.
kentarou kyoutani ➝  the first time he heard a girl queef he said “haha no worries i could do better” and ripped the largest fart to make her feel better. she then had to explain what a queef was. they did not continue the sexual act.
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FUKURODANI
koutarou bokuto ➝ once had sex on a balcony but the door closed and locked. neither of them had a phone on them and they were butt naked. they had to yell and yell until someone heard and called the landlord to open the apartment and then balcony for them. his partner cried but the landlord asked bokuto for tips on keeping his sex life alive because apparently the landlord hadnt had sex with his wife in years. now him and bokuto are penpals.
keiji akaashi ➝ decided to be a little freaky and have sex in a field. it was stupid cold and frosty and akaashi ended up getting hypothermia and almost lost a toe. neither of them finished, and they only hooked up under blankets after the “event”
akinori konoha  ➝ when he lost his virginity he kept staring at their one direction poster above their bed so now whenever he sees a member of one direction on social media he starts to remember the worst sexual experience of his like (they screamed and he didnt even finish). he has bad sex ptsd that is triggered by one direction erection.
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SHIRATORIZAWA
wakatoshi ushijima ➝ once was fucking someone against a wall in his apartment that was a little to cheap. the wall turned out to be made of plywood, and he fucked them right through the wall into the next room. it was terrifying and he got a splinter on his dick.
satori tendou ➝ asked someone if they could tie him up during sex, they did alright. they tied him to the bedposts, called some friends, and robbed him entire house INCLUDING the TV. the worst part? he was super aroused the entire time and actually came on himself lmao.
tsutomu goshiki  ➝ got lockjaw from going down on a girl too long, and they had to massage it for an hour for it to finally click back into place. the issue? he now is too scared to go down on someone ever again.
shirabu kenjirou ➝  Had sex with his partner and they had a seizure but he didn't realize what was happening at first and finished anyways. He didn’t know they had epilepsy and thought it was just pleasure.
semi eita➝ someone asked him if they could have sex in his home studio and he said fine. they ended up breaking one of his guitars and pissing on one of his amps. he actually filed a police report against them for an insurance claim. the sex was bomb tho.
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INARIZAKI
atsumu miya ➝ has only hooked up with one goth person, he woke up to them placing crystals around his bed to “sexually charge the bed” and now he thinks anyone in goth style is automatically a witch.
osamu miya  ➝  had to go to the ER to get a carrot taken out of his ass, dont ask how the carrot got there. just know that you should never put anything in your ass that does have a handle to pull it out. he also tried to hit on the nurse, but they gave him a fake number.
rintarou suna  ➝ once took a body shot off a person who had never cleaned their belly button. then when he went to hook up with them, he took one sniff of their lower region and said “awwwwwwww fuck that” and just left. JUST GOT UP AND LEFT. it stank truly.
shinsuke kita ➝ kept hooking up with a person who every time they finished they yelled “bingo!”. then when he took his grandma to bingo he got a hard on when people started yelling it. it was embarrassing and horrifying but his grandma asked if he wanted anyones number at the over 75+ bingo club.
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DATE TECH
takanobu aone ➝ actually had people say “ya im sorry your dick is too big i cannot have sex with you”. like its happened multiple times. hes embarrassed about it and wished doctors would stop laughing at him when he asked if he could get a reduction.
kenji futakuchi ➝ as a joke popped a viagra, but little did he know he has a pre existed heart condition and then because of said viagra had a premature heart attack. he had a heart attack from viagra. it doesnt get worse than that.
kanji koganegawa  ➝  once hooked up with a person whose dog followed them everywhere and when they were playing around he asked them to kick the dog out of the room, to which they replied “the puppy stays!!!” and when he eventually came he locked eyes with the dog. he literally went home and showered for two hours crying.
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OTHER
yuuji terushima  ➝ decided to fuck someone in his living room while his parents were away. he was butt naked, fucking someone doggy style when him mom walked in with an ice cream cake. she dropped the cake, terushima screamed and almost broke his dick inside the other person. he couldnt look his mom in the eye for a month.
sakusa kiyoomi ➝ was having sex with someone in the dark, and leaned over to his nightstand to grab a pump of lube, but INSTEAD got a pump of hand sanitizer. his dick was burning within a second, and he started crying from the burn. now he has little braille stickers on both so that he can tell the difference in the dark.
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fushiguroll · a month ago
I just read a headcanon about "haikyuu boys when you tell him to kiss you more" and it's so ahshzgsgshzhsjsj CUTEEEEEEE 😭😭😭 you really made my dayy Angel ❤❤❤, if you don't mind can you make a second part for kuroo, bokuto, ushijima, and sakusa... ILYYYY 😚
#Haikyuu boys when you tell him to kiss you more
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featuring:: OIKAWA Toru, SAKUSA Kiyoomi, BOKUTO Kotaro, MIYA Osamu, KOZUME Kenma, KUROO Tetsuro
genre:: fluff/slice of life 
warning:: suggestive
⤷ Part I
a/n:: thanks for requesting, darling! I’m so happy you enjoyed the first part!! back at it with a spicier part 2. So sorry I didn’t write for Ushijima, I had a hard time writing for him today. Please feel free to come back and request a part 3 with him. Hope you enjoy this! 
Alexa play kiss me more by Doja Cat ft. SZA
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⤷ OIKAWA Toru raises an eyebrow at your sudden need for attention. All this afternoon, wherever he went, you were either trailing behind him or clinging onto his arm, his back... “princess, what’s wrong?” he asks tenderly, genuine concern evident in his voice. His breath hitches in his throat the moment you let slip your little request of “I want you to kiss me more, Toru”. The way you shyly met his eyes before looking away has him feel some type of way. Some type of wanting to slam you (gently ofc) against the wall, before crashing his lips into you kind of way. Which was exactly what he did. Pushing you up against the wall, his hands gripped your waist as your fingers get tangled up in his messy brown locks. He tries his best to close the already closed gap between the two of you, even though of both of you know it’s impossible. Oikawa Toru simply cannot get enough of you. Breathlessly he pulls away first, only to lean down again, gentler this time as he promises, “I'll kiss you more anytime. All you have to do is ask.”
⤷ SAKUSA Kiyoomi collapses next to you on the sofa after a long day at practice. Your fingers weave through his curls, hands gently massaging his scalp as he melts into your touch. He peeks up at you tiredly and says softly, “thank you, my love. What can I do to repay you for your kindness?” He smiles gently, a rhetorical question that expected no answer. So imagine the surprise on his face when you responded with a “well, you could kiss me more...” He looks at you and sees the seriousness in your eyes. Your husband laughs, suddenly reenergized. He pats his laps invitingly, which you gladly accepted. “are you comfortable?” he murmurs, lips brushing against yours. “mmhm.” His fingers playfully tugs at the hem of your shirt, “you’re a little brat you know that?” “your little brat.” “that’s right.” 
⤷ BOKUTO Kotaro is the happiest man when you ask him for a favor like this. “Baby Ko!” You open your arms wide as he happily jumps into them. “Baby Y/n!” He mimics you, “how’s my pretty wife doing?” You press a light kiss on his nose, “better now that you’re here.” He hums happily, strong arms engulfing you as he wraps himself around your waist and pulls you in close to him. “what are you thinking about?” “about how you should kiss me more.” Bokuto snaps his head up to look at you, a shock look in his eyes before breaking out into a goofy smile. “oh?” He raises a brow before kissing you on your forehead, your nose, your cheeks, then finally your lips. He giggles as you giggle. “more!” “alright, one order of more kisses for my princess!” 
⤷ MIYA Osamu You watch as your husband wipe down the kitchen counter and prepped the ingredients needed for the restaurant tomorrow. He smiles as he feels your stares, “'m almost done, princess and then we can do whatever ya want, sounds good?” You walk over gleefully and wrap your arms around him, peeking up to look at him. “anything I want?” Samu nods, smiling down at you. “what if I want you to kiss me more?” Osamu doesn’t answer, but you suddenly find yourself spun around, your back gently hitting the counter as his face inches closer to yours before pressing a light kiss on your lips. “well I did say anything ya want. Yer wish is my command, my queen.” 
⤷ KOZUME Kenma “kenma!” “yes?” He sets down his cup of coffee and looks up at you as you stand before him, arms crossed. “What flavor is your coffee?” Kenma looks down at the cup before looking up at you, confused. “what do you mean? its coffee? um...vanilla I guess. It’s just the one you got yesterday.” “can I have a taste?” He lifts up his cup to you invitingly but you shake your head. “No I want to taste it some other way. I want you to kiss me more.” Kenma blushes a deep shade of red but nonetheless opens his arms invitingly as you sink down onto the sofa. “you’re very creative...” he whispers just before leaning in. “did you get a good taste?” You giggle and shake your head no. He sighs playfully, “looks like I have no choice but to kiss you again.” um, yes please! 
⤷ KUROO Tetsuro stands up to stretch, holding out his hand to you. You look at his invitation before looking away. Your husband looks down at you, amusement dancing in his eyes. “what’s wrong, pretty face?” “it’s just...” another sigh as you begin to quote Doja Cat, “we hug. And yes, we make love. Then we always just say good night.” Kuroo sits back down, ready to entertain your antics. He’s absolutely aware you’re quoting Doja cat, after all, this song has been on replay for you this entire week. “oh yeah? and you don’t like that?” He inquires. “no I do but...” He grabs your chin, tilting you up to look at him. “but you want me to kiss you more right?” Before you could respond, Kuroo presses his lips into yours before pulling away, leaving you slightly dazed. You pout as he laughs, “what? you want more? Sure, I'll kiss you more any time, darling.”
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stay fetch, xoxo
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sugakuns · 11 months ago
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[ʜᴄ] | 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐠
suna, iwa & sakusa with a s/o who likes to give them back hugs
ᴀ/ɴ:​ gender neutral pronouns
— suna r.
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if u backhug him while he’s doing something he’s gonna drop everything and use it as an excuse to have a nap with you
but if he’s laying down he’ll just lay contently as you spoon him
he lives for it!!! he’s a cuddle bug himself
he’ll just turn around and engulf you in such a big hug like omg you feel like you’re on cloud 9
he’ll pay your back and give you head rubs he’s honestly such a softie
he’ll even give u a lil peck
I NEED A SUNA HUG
— iwaizumi h.
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beefy boy 🥰🥰🥰
he’ll probably crush ur ribcage if u hug him normally so backhugs are safest LMAO
honestly tho an iwa hug seems so ✨magical ✨
like if he’s doing something he’ll just continue doing it tho but he’ll address u and be like “what u want” 💀
He just learns to accept them cuz he knows trying to force u to let go will make you hold on longer
he’ll most likely return the favor when ur doing something and he’ll hug you too 🥺🥺
— sakusa k.
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unless he knows you’re “clean” he’ll freak out omg
like he’ll literally RUN and ur left there like 🧍
he’ll still complain if ur “clean”
he’ll be like “let go, you know i’m doing something” cue you holding on tighter
tbh he likes the feeling of you caressing his stomach but he’ll never admit it
he gets used to it and expects it 24/7
GIVE SAKUSA HUGS 2020
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miyumtwins · 12 months ago
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Flashing First Years
Innocent boys!! Once a first year, always a first year
Characters: Kageyama, Tsukishima, Lev, Goshiki
Tsukishima
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You had a mishap with laundry 
Your uniform is out of commission, so you're stuck with an old button-down that won't even button up properly 
Frustrated, you leave the top buttons open and sprint to school anyway
Tsukishima greets you at the school's front gate, pulling his headphones down 
You jog up to him, panting and putting your hands on your knees 
"You're late-"
"Gomen, Tsukki!"
Tsukishima narrows his eyes at you
From where he stands, he can clearly see your chest
The open buttons are not doing you any good 
Without a word, Tsukishima yanks your shirt collar up, causing you to yelp
He slips out of his jacket and tosses it over your head, glaring 
"Could you be any more indecent?" he barks, turning his head so you don't see the slight blush on his cheeks
"Aren't you going to be cold-"
"If I see you without that jacket, I'm going to kill you"
makes sure you're nowhere near Nishinoya or Tanaka that day 
Lev 
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A burst hose causes you to get completely sprayed down 
Your white shirt is completely soaked by the time you turn the faucet off
"Damn," you curse, brushing your wet hair to the side 
"Huh? Y/n-chan, you're going to get sick!" Lev laments, frowning at your drenched form 
He sees something colored peeking out now that your shirt is basically transparent
Huh, what is that underneath, he thinks absentmindedly 
He's looking at you super intently and you just raise an eyebrow
"Where are you looking- YOU PERVERT!" You scream, throwing your shoe at him
The shoe hits him full on in the face and it finally dawns on him  
That was your BRA
Oh my god am I a pervert 
"I'm sorry!! I didn't know!" Lev apologizes frantically 
"What do I do, what do I do"
"Give me your shirt, idiot" 
Lev proceeds to pull off his button down and undershirt 
So now he's the one displaying everything and you're the one thinking you're a pervert 
"I- NOT EVERYTHING, LEV"
Kageyama 
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You and Kageyama are studying at the library, because this idiot needs help 
"Wait, I know a book that we can reference," you say suddenly, getting up 
He follows you as you scan the aisles 
You're on a stool, trying to grab the book, leaning forwards on tippy-toes with one leg in the air
Kageyama's crouched below you, glimpsing the bottom shelf
"Tobio, I-" 
Kageyama looks up and there, directly in his line of sight, are your panties 
He blinks once or twice before realization sets in 
Jumps back ten feet and slams into the adjacent bookshelf
You swivel around in surprise at the sound 
Books are falling left and right, each one hitting him on the head
He's paralyzed, can't even feel the heavy volumes falling on him 
Baby is bright red 
"Tobio, what are you doing?"
"N-n-nuffim. Nuffing. Nothing." 
Goshiki
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The two of you are busy cleaning 
Leaning against your broomstick, you fan yourself and wipe your sweat 
"It's so hot," you whine
Goshiki groans, taking a break as well 
You reach down to pull off your sweatshirt 
"Hey, do you want to get snacks-" 
Literally screams 
Your shirt is stuck to your sweatshirt, so he sees your entire bare torso 
"What? What the-" 
You scream in response as soon as you realize you just flashed Goshiki on accident 
The two of you are still screaming and jumping around, both so embarrassed you want to die, when Tendou overhears and walks in 
"What's wrong, kids?" 
"I-"
"Y/n-" 
Despite your blabbering, blushing selves, Tendou someone just KNOWS 
"Ahhh young love," he says, clapping the both of you on the back 
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sugardaddykenma · 7 months ago
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HAIKYUU AS THE INCRIPTIONS ON THEIR TOMBSTONE
notes: [18+] for like death, drugs, accidents, and once again death. sometimes you need a good quote on your tombstone, and the peeps of hq chose the worst.
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KARASUNO
daichi sawamura ➝ “daddy to all, father to one”
koushi sugawara ➝ “eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs “
asahi azumane ➝ “he died doing what he loved, crying”
yuu nishinoya ➝ “bungee jump once in your life or you didnt live” 
ryuunosuke tanaka ➝ “very beloved husband and homie, bald head thru life n death”
tobio kageyama ➝ “setting for the angels in the sky”
shoyo hinata ➝ it just says the years of his birth and name but it also has a beer bottle opener on it, which means its a beloved tombstone
kei tsukishima ➝ its just a QR code to get rick rolled
tadashi yamaguchi ➝ “wish you were here xx”
ennoshita chikara  ➝ “cracked my back a little too hard i guess”
kiyoko shimizu ➝ “real hot girl shit”
hitoka yachi ➝ “resurrect me when taylor swift comes out of the closet”
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NEKOMA
tetsuro kuroo ➝ “i hope it was the guillotine that got me in the end”
morisuke yaku ➝  “protector of lesbians everywhere”
kenma kozume ➝ “game over i guess”
lev haiba ➝ “alisa haiba’s brother among other things”
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AOBA JOHSAI
tooru oikawa ➝  “lover of bachata, volleyball, and also his kids i guess”
hajime iwaizumi ➝ “beloved husband, dad, and drake stan”
issei matsukawa ➝ “the rumor's are true, i did have a horse”
takahiro hanamaki  ➝ “support your local drug dealer”
akira kunimi ➝ “he just killed time while he waited for time to kill him”
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FUKURODANI
koutarou bokuto ➝ “beloved adhd spokesman and big strong man”
keiji akaashi ➝ “i dont know why everyone thinks im the smart one i couldnt even read”
akinori konoha  ➝ “tell my boss i cant come in today”
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SHIRATORIZAWA
wakatoshi ushijima ➝ “man. athlete. lived”
satori tendou ➝ “remember kids if you dont sin then jesus died for nothing”
tsutomu goshiki  ➝ “you just lost the game”
shirabu kenjirou ➝  “what doesn’t kill you fucks you up mentally”
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INARIZAKI
atsumu miya ➝ “god gives the hardest battles for his sexiest soliders”
osamu miya  ➝ “apparently even if you eat all the apples you can find, you can still die”  
rintarou suna  ➝ “thought speeding would kill me but apparently i died of old age”
shinsuke kita ➝ “lived til 108. his secret? raw eggs and sake”
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DATE TECH
takanobu aone ➝ “raised four beautiful daughters with one bathroom, so you know hes in heaven”
kenji futakuchi ➝ “made an ash of himself often”
kanji koganegawa  ➝  “i told you i was sick”
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OTHER
yuuji terushima  ➝ “dont be a pussy get that piercing and dye your hair”
sakusa kiyoomi ➝ “being clean is about sparking joy”
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adoringhaikyuu · 4 months ago
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they see you wearing a men’s sized sweater and think you’re cheating on them | 2
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characters: akaashi, kageyama, oikawa
request: can you do the "they see you wearing a men's sweater and think ur cheating" with kageyama, oikawa, and akaashi? thank you!
warnings: pouty boys, a tiny bit of suggestive things 
notes: i’m glad people like these!! i wasn’t sure how people would feel lol
part one | part two
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akaashi:
i feel like he’s one of the calmer, smarter boys––
he’d be picking you up to go have a picnic or something
and as soon as he opens the door, there’s a small smile on his face and he’s just thinking about how pretty you look, as always
but the smile slowly slides off as he looks at your outfit, tilting his head and raising a brow, particularly at your sweater
you’d be too busy getting your things together to notice, realizing you left your keys or something in your room
you excuse yourself and he absentmindedly lets you go
he’d be scratching his head, eyes glued to the floor as he tried to piece his thoughts together
it felt like forever but in reality it was like less than a minute
that’s not my sweater, is it y/n’s? it’s so big, is it someone else’s? why would y/n wear someone else’s sweater on our date? 
by the time you make it back, you have to snap him out of his thoughts
you smile up at him, holding his hand. “you ready to go?” 
he has a serious look on his face. “yeah i––just.” he looks up at you. “you look really nice,” he takes your hand and presses a kiss to the back of it. 
you feel your cheeks heat up from his touch and his gaze and you smile. “thank you keiji, you look good too.” 
he keeps your hand in his, hesitating to speak at first. “when did you get that sweater?”
you bit your lip in thought, trying to remember when it was that you got it exactly and he felt his cheeks redden at how cute you looked. “a couple weeks ago, i think?” 
he frowned. “hm.” 
you look at him questioningly and he continues.
“at the store, right?”
you laugh, confused. “yes at the store, where else would i have gotten it?”
he sighs, relieved. “right, that’s what i thought.” he presses a kiss to your forehead, ignoring your curious gaze. “okay, let’s go baby.” 
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kageyama
this poor boy sdjfhdk
he’d be sipping his milk, minding his business after practice, waiting to meet you outside the gym before heading home 
you do this often, since you’re always near the gym anyway
it’s a nice way for you to spend more time together after a long day
when he sees you, he can feel the tension literally leaving his body, but then he blinks and his eyes widen when he notices what you’re wearing
and he tenses back up all over again
you can practically see the question mark and exclamation point shooting from his head as he stares at you in confusion
you walk up to him, a smile on your face 
“ready to go home?” 
he stutters for a bit, looking between you and the sweater
“what––i––”
you tilt your head questioningly, “hm?” 
he throws the empty bottle in the trash and swallows nervously. “um,” he tugs at the sleeve of your sweater, almost glaring at the fabric. “what’s this.” his question is more of a statement or an accusation more than anything. 
“a sweater?” 
he looks back up at you, deadpanned. “yeah i got that.” his face softens a bit but not the way you like, this time it’s almost, insecure? “but––where did you um, get it from?” 
“the store...? i told you i went shopping the other day when you were at practice, babe.” 
“oh...” he looks to the side then back at you, a new fire in his eyes. “well why would you get it in such a big size?! you’re practically drowning in it!”
“what’s the big deal? it’s like the same size as yours––”
“cause i thought it was someone else’s!”
you pause and soften at his vulnerability. “aww tobio, i’d never do that to you. you know you’re the only one for me.” you press a kiss to his cheek and he immediately blushes, still flustered around you even after months of being together.
“what–you! you can’t do that!” 
you just laugh, “of course i can.” you give him another kiss, this time on his lips, and he really malfunctions. you take his hand and start to walk in the direction of your home, “come on, let’s go.” you turn your head back to look at him, a teasing look in your eyes. “when we get home i can really show you you’re the only one for me.”
“y/n!–”
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oikawa:
oh boy
you already know this boy is the absolute most
so let’s say he’d gone to shower and while he was in there, you’d gotten cold and put on that new sweater you hadn’t worn yet––it was really warm and comfy so why not, right?
he comes out of the shower a while later, a towel wrapped around his waist, a blindingly bright smile on his face as he poses for you, one hand drying his hair with another towel
“take a good look and feast your eyes on my beauty, y/n-chan!” 
he keeps his eyes closed, arrogant as ever as he literally flexes in front of you but you honestly can’t be bothered to look (at least not for that long, you don’t want to feed his enormous ego) 
plus he does this like every day so you’re used to it
he goes to get dressed, barely looking up as he hums to himself
it’s only when he’s pulling his sweats up that he looks over to you and gasps noticing what you’re wearing
you look up at the almost offended noise, “what’s wrong?” 
“i didn’t know that i was going to walk out of my shower only to be betrayed!!!” you look up at him so confused, literally looking around to find an answer to whatever it is he’s saying. “i’ve only been gone twenty minutes, y/n!” 
“baby what?” you see him soften at the name for a split second before he snaps out of it. 
“no!” he crosses his arms and looks to the side, nose raised in the air. “you don’t get to call me that anymore.” 
you frown, putting your phone down. “and why not?” 
he doesn’t answer your question or look at you, but he points a finger in your direction, dragging it up and down. “i don’t like this one bit.” he starts muttering to himself, “it honestly looks horrendous so at least i have better sense of style than whoever it is.” 
“you don’t like my sweater? i think it’s cute.” you look down at the warm material and oikawa flips his head back to you so fast, his neck almost breaks. 
“no! of course i don’t like the sweater! why would i?”
“hey!–” you look up at him and pause. he’s acting out but you can see it from the unshed tears building in his eyes that he’s actually hurt by whatever it is that’s going on. 
you get off the bed and walk up to him, pouting when he turns his head away from you. you place your hands on his cheeks and that’s when he finally breaks, a quiet sob escaping him as the tears fall down and wet your fingertips. your quick to wipe them away, feeling a part of you break inside. “tooru, what’s wrong? talk to me, please?” 
he looks down at you and bites his lip to control himself. “you––” he looks down at the sweater and that only seems to upset him further. “have i lost you, y/n-chan?” 
you tilt his head up gently to make him look into your eyes again. “of course you haven’t lost me...why would you think that?” 
“the sweater...” he mumbles. 
you breathe out a laugh in disbelief. “tooru, if you want me to wear you sweaters just say that.” you pull away and immediately pull off the sweater, grabbing one of his and slipping it over your head. 
his mouth drops open almost in relief, “but––what about that one–”
you wave him off, “i’ll just wear it tomorrow or something.” 
his jaw clenches and you furrow your brows in confusion. “well i did buy it, tooru. i’m gonna have to wear it eventually––”
his eyes widen, his glassy eyes brightening immediately. he pulls you into his chest quickly, making you yelp as he holds you in a crushing hug. you lean into his touch, albeit confused.
he burrows his face into the crook of your neck, sniffling loudly. “so you’re not cheating on me!” 
your eyes widen. “what?!” 
he tenses and pulls away to look at you sheepishly, a smile on his face as he scratches behind his head. “i uh––might have thought you were wearing someone else’s sweater?” 
you paused, looking at him blankly, only increasing his anxiety. “i’m dating the world’s biggest idiot.”
“hey!” 
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sugakuns · a year ago
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[hc] kuroo, akaashi & ushijima when their relationship is accidentally outed
today is the day i try and write for ushijima and akaashi TT, please tell me if i made any of the characters too ooc!!!
→ kuroo testurō
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Okay the only reason it was outed was bc lev has a crush on you and kuroo couldn’t stand it lmao
Like you’re his s/o not lev’s so why would be put up with it
The team (besides kenma ofc, bokuto too but that’s another story) just thought you were a close childhood friend like kenma and that’s why you’d stop by after your club and wait to walk with the duo
but little did they know 👀
so one day you were waiting for kuroo outside the gym and lev and the rest stood outside with you while you were waiting
ofc lev being the airhead he is decided that this was prime time for flirting
by flirting I mean he literally just goes “you’re pretty” to ur face with his cute dumb grin
kuroo overhears and comes storming out cause he can’t stand the way lev looks at u in ur cute uniform 🥺
“Will you stop flirting with my s/o dumbass” tbh kuroo wasn’t really even trying to hide it but cause u two never kissed or anything in front of the team everyone just thought you were close
cue lev.exe stopped working
“s-s/o??” you can hear his heart snapping in half from a mile away lmao
yamamoto is screaming cuz he thought were single smh
lowkey tanaka and noya know abt u too sjsjs
y’all left them in the dust to cry cause ur sexy ass was taken by mr.smooth 🥳
→ ushijima wakatoshi
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The reason you never visited was bc tendou scared the shit out of u lmao
but alas ushijima promised to let u have a sleepover in his house so you had to wait for his practice to finish so you could go home together
tbh you debated just standing outside but everyone kept giving you strange looks so you eventually stepped in and very quietly watched from the corner
ofc washijō seen you so u were like “ushijima told me to wait for him” and lemme tell u this bitch flipped and just thought you were a fangirl and created a whole big scene
ushijima knows you’re shy (obvs) so when the old man tried to push you out while screaming he came to your rescue
“that’s my s/o” he said it in such a monotone voice like it was so obvious lmao
cue tendou wrecking havoc
he’d seen you a million times around ushijima but even the guess monster didn’t guess that you were his s/o
your face was so red because of all the attention on you and you just wanted the ground to swallow you
eventually the chaos simmered down but tendou was pissed that he couldn’t even guess 😔✊
now you’ll constantly have one of the team members watching over you in school cause ushijima ordered them too 🥴
semi was not impressed
→ keiji akaashi
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honestly you’re the only reason he survives practice
like honestly how does this man keep his patience around bokuto lmao
anyways,,
you planned to pop by practice and hopefully catch akaashi before you went home
um,,, that didn’t happen lmao
“Hey, hey, hey! There’s a pretty girl out here!”
oh no
he’s spotted you
“umm i came to see akaashi..” bokuto screams cause he thinks that his besties got a girl crushing on him (he was close enough lol)
since akaashi isn’t really one to share his emotions unless someone does something stupid he didn’t feel the need to share about your relationship
so rip you ig cause now you’ve got a man child harassing you
“bokuto what are you doing to (y/n)-san?”
“you’re on first name basis?!”
“well yeah, that’s kinda the whole point?”
“huh”
“we’re dating?”
“..what”
yk the expression calm before the storm
yeah you wanna get out of there before bokuto goes apeshit bc WHY DIDNT HE KNOW
expect bokuto to follow you on every social media that night 😌✊
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tsumucore · a year ago
can I request a nsfw version of the s/o’s of daichi, oikawa, wakatoshi, kuroo, and Bokuto with big thighs? whatever your mind leads you to is fine! S/o is fem too please 👉🏻👈🏻
here you go
Warning: NSFW ahead
Daichi
The best way to get him instantly rock hard is to walk around in anything that shows off your thighs. You get extra points if you’re wearing garters and thigh highs.
Loves to take his time appreciating your thighs; he starts off by gently squeezing them before moving down to place his head in between them. His grip on them becomes harder as he places sloppy kisses on one of them, following the path of hickies he had left from a previous session while simultaneously creating new ones.
Once he reaches your core, he avoids it and moves over to the other thigh and starts kissing downwards, following the trail of marks that littered it until he reaches your knee.
He takes his sweet time with this routine, while you’ve just about had it because you want his mouth somewhere else already. He won’t give your sopping heat any attention until you’re begging for him.
Once he’s satisfied, he promptly eats you out with the vigor of a starved man. His favorite place is headfirst in your pussy while being crushed by your thighs.
Sometimes, you’ll let him place his cock in between your thighs so he can fuck them to his heart’s content. When he cums (and he cums hard), he likes to spill his release all over them.
Oikawa
DEFINITELY the type to finger you under the table, even if you’re in the presence of others. He starts off by running his hand over your thighs, before suddenly squeezing them so hard that you know there will be handprints left afterwards.
He then slides your panties aside before proceeding to tease your soaked heat with his dexterous fingers. He especially loves when you snap your thighs together and crush his hand in an attempt to control the situation for two reasons: you’re in public, but you’re also trying to force his fingers to go where you need them.
The entire time, he’s smiling and feigning interest with the rest of the table. He only glances down once when he feels your walls clench desperately around his fingers; a sign that you’re about to cum. He keeps an eye on your thighs; he loves watching them tremble as you reach your orgasm.
Luckily, the rest of the table was engrossed in the conversation at hand, so no one noticed your pathetic attempt at masking your orgasm. For the remainder of the meal, his fingers delicately traced patterns on your thighs.
One time, he decided to bring foodplay into the bedroom by practically coating your thighs in whipped cream. He never broke eye contact with you as he slowly cleaned up the surface area with his tongue.
Whenever you tell him he can cum anywhere, he usually chooses to do so on your thighs. The thought of him being the one to paint your thighs white fills him with a sense of satisfaction.
Kuroo
One way to get him aroused instantly is by wearing the tightest possible shorts you can wear. He can’t quite put his finger on it, but there’s something so hot about the look of your thighs almost bursting through the material.
After you’ve completely stripped, his eyes widen slightly as they take in your statuesque form. No matter how many times he’s seen your bare body, it still feels like the first time he ever saw you naked.
Just about pounces on your thighs before proceeding to pepper them with kisses while murmuring how beautiful they are. The kisses become rougher as he moves closer to your core, until he’s sucking at the supple flesh while his predatory gaze is locked with your bashful one.
Likes to casually rub your inner thighs with his cock before entering you. Once he’s pounding balls deep into you, his grip tightens on your thighs until they’re bruised.
His favorite position is taking you from behind because he knows that his grip on your thighs is the only thing keeping you upright as he’s completely railing you.
Like Daichi, he loves putting his cock in between your thighs. He admires the sight of your thighs swallowing him up as he slowly thrusts in between them.
Ushijima
Listen… this man is an absolute dom. He starts off by ordering you to wear the garters and lacy thigh highs he bought you before you’re allowed to even think about him touching you.
Like Daichi, he’s a sucker for marking your thighs up. He won’t be satisfied until most of the surface area is littered with hickies.
Teases you mercilessly by tracing his cock along your slit but refuses to enter you until he feels you deserve it. As punishment for not begging hard enough, he slaps your inner thighs with first his hands, then his cock, until you’ve been reduced to a whimpering, moaning mess.
The garters, thigh highs, and iron grip he has on your thighs remain as he pounds into you.
Since he’s often away traveling for games, you’ve given him a polaroid of yourself wearing nothing but the garters and thigh highs to hold him over until he comes back home.
Whenever he finds himself craving your touch, he pulls out the polaroid and strokes himself to the image of you in his favorite look. These jerking off sessions get intense - he fucks into his hand hard and desperately tries to stifle the low moans threatening to slip out as his panting becomes uncontrollable.
When he cums, it’s the hardest he’s done so in a long time.
Bokuto
He has such a fixation for thighs, whether they’re yours or his. They’re his favorite features on both of you, so it’s only natural when they get extra attention.
LOVES when you sit on his face because it means he gets to be crushed by your thighs. Thanks to the steel grip he has on them, you can focus on him lapping at your juices and sucking on your clit instead of worrying about bearing your full weight on him.
Also more than happy to fuck your thighs.
When he’s in his dejected mode, there’s no better way to cheer him up than by completely stripping down in front of him and positioning himself over his muscled thigh. As you start to grind on it, you lean into his ear so he can hear the moans dripping from your lips.
Has such a praise kink, so you usually tell him how much you love his strong thighs and how they’re perfect for getting yourself off to, especially when he flexes them just right.
One time he thought it would be fun to make you wear red lipstick before giving him head. You positioned yourself in between his thighs and started planting kisses all along them until you reached the base of his cock where you gave him the sloppiest blowjob of his life.
After he came, he looked down at his thighs to find that they were absolutely covered with saliva and messy red kiss marks. The sight was enough to get him rock hard all over again.
A/N: sooo this is my first time ever writing nsfw… I would rlly appreciate some feedback from you guys :3
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sugardaddykenma · 7 months ago
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YOUR SEXUALITY BASED ON YOUR FAVOURITE HAIKYUU CHARACTER
note: drunk bisexual aunt lin back with queer theory. this is obviously a joke. also includes some gender related guesses. also a good indicator of ur kin list. 
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KARASUNO
daichi sawamura ➝ straight.
koushi sugawara ➝ bisexual. (theres also a high chance youre trans or gnc)
asahi azumane ➝ gay or questioning.
yuu nishinoya ➝ bisexual. probably in the closet though.
ryuunosuke tanaka ➝ you dont use labels
tobio kageyama ➝ straight or pansexal
shoyo hinata ➝ youre “straight” but makeout with your friends when youre drunk and enjoy it a little too much
kei tsukishima ➝ gay yet homophobic
tadashi yamaguchi ➝ bisexual but a top
ennoshita chikara  ➝ your type is every woman and like 2 men
kiyoko shimizu ➝ lesbian (soft)
hitoka yachi ➝ lesbian (anxious and cute)
saeko tanaka ➝ lesbian (sexy) 
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NEKOMA
tetsuro kuroo ➝ straight or bisexual who prefers men or masculine people
morisuke yaku ➝  lesbian.
kenma kozume ➝ bisexual (and youre also probably enby)
lev haiba ➝ youre questioning and thats okay
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AOBA JOHSAI
tooru oikawa ➝  whatever you are, you are closeted as fuck
hajime iwaizumi ➝ straight, or a bisexual woman who lets men ghost you
issei matsukawa ➝ does it matter what the label is? youre horny.
takahiro hanamaki ➝ gay. but like catholic trauma gay.
akira kunimi ➝ bisexual completely out to everyone but your parents
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FUKURODANI
koutarou bokuto ➝ pansexual but like also anxious with labels
keiji akaashi ➝ you once called yourself a sapiosexual but youre actually just straight
akinori konoha  ➝ bicurious
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SHIRATORIZAWA
wakatoshi ushijima ➝ the gayest straight person
satori tendou ➝ disaster bisexual
tsutomu goshiki  ➝ pansexual (high chance youre having a gender crisis)
shirabu kenjirou ➝ you like women for sure. not sure about the rest.
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INARIZAKI
atsumu miya ➝ bisexual or pansexual and you talk about it the MOST
osamu miya  ➝  bisexual or pansexual but you barely talk about it
rintarou suna  ➝ youre such a passionate ally and i think you should sit down and think about what that means for yourself. 
shinsuke kita ➝ recently out of the closet bisexual
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DATE TECH
takanobu aone ➝ bisexual in the way that you dont care who it is you just want to be held
kenji futakuchi ➝ youre definitely not 100% sure youre straight but you keep saying you are
kanji koganegawa  ➝  bimbo bisexual
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OTHER
yuuji terushima  ➝ pansexual or bisexual, sometimes you just call yourself “queer” because you still havent found the perfect label
sakusa kiyoomi ➝  asexual but definitely not straight romantically
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