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natashawritesstuff · 2 years

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NO NO NO WHEN I TELL U I SOBBED AND ALMOST BROKE MY BED. PLS PART TWO OF THIS

PLEASE SOMETHING HEART WRENCHING FOR HIM. NO. I CANT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I MIGHT DIE FROM DROWING IN LALL MY TEARS PLS I AM WILLING. WILLING TO GIVE U MY RUGHT KIDNEY ANYTHING. PLS JUST A LART TWO FLUFF FOR READERRRRR PLS

based on keep it to yourself by Clinton Kane (and carrie and big from satc)

You’ve been a mess since your breakup. At least, that’s what your ex, Kyotani likes to think. When clearly that’s not true as he’s been staring at that stupid engagement post for the past fifteen minutes.

A post that you were tagged in. A post that he didn’t make, a post that he would’ve made if he hadn’t messed things up. Before he can stop himself, he grabs his keys and phone and heads out the door. Twenty minutes later there’s a knock on yours.

“No,” you say, shaking your head, “no.”

You turn away from the door, but still, leave it open and he takes it as an invitation, walking in.

“You didn’t have to post it.”

“Excuse me?” you question, walking into the kitchen and grabbing yourself a drink.

“You’re fucking engaged now?”

You sigh as you start pouring and nod, “yeah, Ken, I am, so why are you here?” you ask, downing the drink in one gulp.

“I always thought it would be-”

“It’s not,” you interrupt.

“Yeah, I keep getting fucking reminders of that.”

“Please, as if you don’t post your girlfriend every other week!”

“I post her, I didn’t get fucking engaged to her!”

“What the hell? Is there some sort of rule where you can date and I can’t-”

“No, but you don’t have to throw it in my fucking face that your happier now, you can keep that yourself.”

“As if you do?”

‘I’m not happy!” he screams.

Your lips slightly part in surprise and you shake your head and start pouring again.

“You’re so unfair,” you whisper.

“Y/N–”

“You left me. Remember? Remember me crying and begging you to stay, do you remember that?”

“I remember wanting-”

“Yeah, but remember you left anyway!” you remind him, utterly exhausted. “What the fuck Kyo! Seriously, what the hell are you doing here?”

“I still love you.”

“What am I supposed to do with that? You have a fucking girlfriend as you're spewing this shit to me and I’m supposed to trust you? Let’s just say I did, what do you want me to break up with my fiance for you? Really? Was that what you expected? What, did you have some fucking convoluted fantasy where I can’t move on from you? Cause I can, and I did. I’m not some fucking broken doll that only you can fix. I’m not going to drop everything in my life just because you decide you want me again.”

“I never stopped wanting you, I just wanted better for you-”

“I have it! And you’re still here trying to mess everything up!”

“Tell me you don’t love me and I’ll go-”

“I don’t love you,” you respond all too quickly, “I’m not in love with you and I haven’t been since you left. And if you actually still love me as you claim, you’d fucking leave, and this time don’t come back.”

And he didn’t. But soon after he left your fiance did with dinner and the way your face lit up when you saw them confirmed you made the right choice. Which meant saying yes at the alter three months later was the easiest thing you’ve ever done. You had a beautiful wedding and an amazing honeymoon, posting all about both. But not before blocking Kyotani, taking his advice, and keeping it to yourself; at least his eyes, the ones that never got to see how big your smile was on the big day.

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a/n you can keep the kidney dw :)

#hq kyotani #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!!#haikyuu angst #haikyuu aces x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu angst to fluff #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu captains x reader #haikyuu domestic #kyotani fluff #kyotani x reader #kyotani angst #hq timeskip #aoba josai x reader #aoba josai headcanons #aoba johsai #mad dog x reader

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iwaasfairy · 2 years

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for the drabble thing, maybe kyoutani?? whatever you feel like writing for him, thank you!!

Thank you for requesting him bby ♡ฅ(ᐤˊ꒳ฅˋᐤ♪) I really wanna write a full Kyou fic soon

tw possession, noncon voyeurism, tiny bit yandere

Kyoutani isn’t an easy person to get to know. Not to stay and stand by, either. So it’s always a surprise when you show up by his side, dainty little fingers wrapped around his thumb like stretching too far from his side might rip you in half. You’re a feeble thing, always wear an expression like the wind could blow right through you. He doesn’t mind the questioning glances in practice. But there’s absolutely no doubt in his mind that you’re his, claimed fair and square. And you know it. It must’ve been a little sweet to look at at first. Kyoutani knows what he looks like, you clearly do not.

Or if you do, you’re determined not to let it show when he finds you blinking at him with eyes full of genuine curiosity. He wasn’t ever swayed by the school of screaming fangirls in his last year of high school. So what the hell was it about the mousy, stubborn assistant —not even a whole one— of his pro league that wormed through his tough shell. He doesn’t really recall anymore. You were always pretty, beautiful even, but if that had been all; he would’ve looked right past you. If it was just your optimistic, kind smile you were eager to send everyone. Instead he found you staying night after late night, in silence, each time he’d practice late. Even after the first few times of chewing you out with a colourful string of words, you didn’t stop. Just sat with a determined look on your face, to help him clean up balls after hours.

And when your damn persistence to see though what you started slowly changed into tearing up at getting a ball to the face, or dozing off with your head thrown back in an uncomfortable crunch, your grating insistence slowly started to wear on him. Your unapologetic honesty becoming more than a little entertaining. And once that ball starts rolling, Kyoutani has no way of stopping it. It’s only right.

Somewhere between the late nights chasing down your affection and demanding it with rough hands and harder kisses, there’s a love story there. Well— to him there is. You’ve become less articulate as of late. You’ve made him dependent on you. So even if you don’t agree, he’ll make you believe it.

There’s tears rolling down your temples as your legs are swung over his shoulders and you bounce with pitiful cries on his cock. He’s driving his throbbing, heavy cock so deep into you it’s making you go a little cross eyed to the world, barely able to mumble his name to plead for some reprieve. The locker room bench creaks loudly under the motion, and you squeak each time he bottoms out all the way deep enough to reach your cervix.

Bent double like a folder, you look so good with your puffy pussy on display and gushing sticky slick all over his lap, balls and thighs. Your face is hot and wet from the tears that he manages to get out of you with the slap to your cheek, the pulling of your nipples between rough fingertips, and the way his thighs meet your ass with a lewd sound. “G-gon-cum—Ken-ta, Ken’t ro, please,” you choke under your breath, whole body vibrating from the way he’s fucking into you like a man starved.

“Louder,” he grunts back though, pushing hard on your poor, abused clit. The effect is instant, your legs jerking as your back pulls from the bench.

“Kenta! Kentaro!” Your voice is hoarse from the tears, eyes squeezed tightly shut as he pinches your overused nub with an almost-scream. “Holy fghf-fuck! Taro!~” You’re cumming again. Crying and wrapping your trembling legs around his hips to slow his thrusts for at least a few seconds. Spilling more mixed wetness onto his lap and going boneless in his hold. He loves you like this, truly. Doesn’t matter that you’ll blush and fluster like a little doe when you find out that he’s fully aware that the others have yet to leave the showers for the night.

#haikyuu smut #🍯honey.pot #💫ch.kyouani #hq smut #kyoutani kentarou #mad dog smut

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 2 years

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🐸Sendai Frogs Group Chat🐸

I Have a Question YN 🙃

Warnings: None 🤗 unless you count mentions of kissing

A/N: I had an Anon ask a while ago to do a Sendai Frog chat and I decided today was the day!! I hope you all enjoy!

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plooto · 2 years

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✩‧₊˚ dating him after his ex ruined him . ft. kyotani kentarou

synopsis . kyotani likes reader but after his last relationship, he’s not exactly excited about his new feelings.

warnings . soft ! reader , short ! reader , fem ! reader , hcs + shorts , maybe ooc ‘tani ?

notes . i’m not dead, promise + inspired by @tsukina’s post <3

⇾ he ignores you.

⇾ does not care if you’re genuinely confused or not

⇾ until he sees you start to drift from him

⇾ but still he says nothing

⇾ his pride is something else

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“ i don’t know what i did ! if i did anything, we don’t even talk ! ” you ranted to your friends as you slammed your head onto the table.

“ y’n, you couldn’t have done anything, come on look at you ! you’re an angel ! if anyone has something against you, it’s their fault. ”

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⇾ and there was something wrong with him.

⇾ his pride really…

⇾ so he decides against his better judgement to forget his ex cause you’re not her.

⇾ you’re sweet, you’re caring , you’re an angel if he ever met one !

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“ l’n ” you heard behind you, you turned around, smile on your face,

“ don’t worry about calling my by my last name, you can call me y’n~ ” you trailed off as you realized who called you.

“ oh—kyotani..hello ! ” you tried to hide the flush of your cheeks, but to no avail as you were an open book.

“ you-i-hmph.. ” your confusion took place of the fluster and you tilted your head to the side.

“ i don’t hate you… ” you pondered for a second before rising to your toes before falling back to your heals.

“ that’s great ! for a while i thought i did something wrong ! ” he shook his head, unable to stop the words tumbling out of his mouth, he speaks:

“ don’t, you’re perfect.. ” your moth fell open ever so slightly, blinking at him you smiled.

“ so are you ! ” you told him honestly. he shook his head,

“ trust me, doll. i’m far from perfect. ” you felt a small surge of excitement and confidence, so you took half a step forward and tilted your head towards him.

“ i guess you’ll just have to let me see for myself, huh ? ” he smirked, licking his lips and looking down at you.

“ i intend to. ”

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⇾ and the rest was history 💗

published . june 12 , 2022

#kyotani kentaro x you #kyotani kentaro #haikyuu kyotani #haikyuu mad dog #hq kyotani #kyotani imagine #kyotani fluff #rae thinks 🍓 // headcannons #. character // kentarou kyoutani

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inviktart · 2 years

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Kyotani Kentaro Icons

( DROPBOX )

Series: Haikyuu!! Media: Manga Character: Kyotani Kentaro ( a.k.a. “Mad Dog” ) Count: 110 Size: 100x100

No need to like, reblog, or credit if you don’t want to. Just another set of icons I wanted to share because I couldn’t find any anywhere else <3

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astrowaffles · 1 year

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Everyone talks about Tendou's mind reading and noone talks about OIKAWA'S mind reading

#seriously yall r sleeping on him and idk how #oikawa knows everything about everyone and he uses it to wear down opponents & help teammates #ITS THE REASON MAD DOG IS ACTUALLY SCARED OF OIKAWA. IN A BAD WAY.#No hate to tendou ofc hes my best boi #haikyuu!!#hq timeskip #tendou satori #oikawa tooru

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reagi-df · 28 days

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New au: resident evil.

I have no self control

Don’t post when half asleep

The turtles are bio weapons created by scientists experimenting with different strains of the T-virus, which created the K-Virus. They were later found by Chris Redfield and taken back to BSAA HQ.

The turtles where top secret and where kept inside for the minority of their life’s. They were trained and the Mad Dogs unit was created.

Raph was infection while on a mission causing his own DNA to mutate uncontrollably, which resulted in Leo having to kill him.

Leo resented working with them and just tolerate having to deal with Redfield, mikey, despite all the hardship they’ve been there still manages to be the sunshine of the twins. Donnie also tolerate Chris but knows there are far worse place to be.

Leo and Donnie have a special link between each other, their usually deployed as a pair as their both highly effected in getting missions complete, however even if they are highly effective and work well together they also cause a lot more destruction in their wake.

I’ve been watching stuff todo with resident evil, so my knowledge is limited so far

#rottmnt #resident evil #the residents #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #rottmnt leo #rise leo #fanart #resident evil au

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crystlizabeth · 6 months

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In everything

Simon Riley x Wife!shadow!blackFem

Summery: Simon would stop at nothing to find her.

Warnings: angst, death, crying, making graves a horrible person, blood, torture, her code name is Irene non canon events.

They had taken her right out of his hands, Graves had taken her from him. He spent hours waiting for her to come through the radio, nobody knew what she was to him. Nobody knew that particular shadow gave Ghost his breath, she was his reason of living for so long. She was nowhere to be seen in the prison they had searched nothing but her bloody dog tags. Picking them up made his heart stop, his breath became fast and panicked.

“You alright brother?” Soap asked his hand touching Ghost shoulder.

Simons eye never left the metal tags “Any trace of Irene..?” He spoke softly.

Soap and Alejandro looked at one another shaking their heads lightly, “No hermano..” Alejandro spoke.

His hand gripped the tags putting them in his vest pocket. He had to find her no matter what it made him sick the thought of her dead, him having to hold her cold body in his arms. Taking a breath he had to continue this get Alejandro and his men out of the prison, try and contact Lanswell maybe she knew.

Everyone knew the plan kill graves and recover the HQ, that drive was long he felt so unfocused that pit in his stomach having that feeling of something was really bad. The air in Mexico was different that London’s; warmer perhaps, the rising sun reminded him of her the peace that came in watching it. Simon let his eyes close the memories of her filling his head, that white dress she wore as they spoke their vows, her tight curls down neatly around her face. The sound of her voice always calmed him down her touch made him feel at peace.. maybe that’s why they called her Irene a woman of peace yet she found her self in such a violent occupation.

“I need Graves alive..” he spoke.

Soap looked up at him. “LT we’re to kill him-”

“I need him Alive.” Simon said his eyes meeting Soaps.

He only nodded.

So he did, Johnny left him alive was it hard yeah but he mad it happened. Johnny and Rodolfo brought him to Simon a room that held 141 and Alejandro. Simon only had one objective now find Irene, to find his wife. Graves hands still behind his back Soap put him into a chair telling him to be quiet.

“Surprised y’all haven’t killed me.” Grave chuckle a bit.

“Where is Irene.” Ghost said his voice dark.

Graves looked up a bit an amused expression on his face “Shadow 0-7?” He asked knowing who Ghost was talking about.

“I asked a fucking question.” Ghost snarled.

“She’s been— taken care of..” Graves spoke.

Ghost heart dropped, taken care of? “What do you mean taken care of.” He spoke his voice unnoticeably shaken.

“She did something stupid and well we found a few things out” graves said watching Ghosts movements noticing the grip on his gun grew tighter.

“Found what out?” Gaz asked, looking at his Lieutenant.

Graves head turned to the side waiting for Simon to answer but Ghost didn’t say a thing. “Turns out your LT here is married to a shadow, well former shadow.”

“Where is she Graves.”

“Not here..” he responded.

A stab to the thigh caused Graves to yell out in pain, “WHERE IS MY WIFE GRAVES!” He screams into his face twisting the blade in his thigh.

“Fuck! I don’t know. I didn’t transfer her!” Graves yelled.

“Imma need more than that you son of bitch.” Ghost spoke pulling out the knife and holding it to his throat.

“Is she here At the hq?” Price asked.

“Yes.” Graves whinced.

.“Is she alive.” Ghost asked applying pressure with the blade to his throat.

Graves nodded a bit. “She is last time I saw her, she was in one of the containers like Valeria was.”

“WHAT FUCKIN ONE.” Ghost yelled starting to get impatient.

“Near garage 14 where all those containers sit.”

Removing the knife he looked over at Alejandro, “there atlest 25 containers near that garage.” Alejandro told Ghosts.

“Then we’ll search everyone.” Price said his eyes meeting Simons, “we’ll find her Simon.”

So the started Rodolfo and a few LV staying with graves. With every container they looked through nothing simons heart stoped every time one of them was opened. What if he had lied to them, and she was transferred god knows where.

“What if we don’t find her LT..” Johnny asked getting a look from price.

Simon stoped in his tracks back facing them, “god wont even be able to help them—Graves, Shepherd and every shadow I hadn’t gotten ahold of yet.” Simon spoke before a voice came over the radio.

A man speaking Spanish over the radio Alejandro looked up meeting Simons eyes, “they found her.”

Not a second to spare Simon pushed past him going towards the other team there stood a few men “Move!” Ghost yelled pushing one of Alejandro’s men to the side.

There she laid curled in to a ball he dropped down to her in a panic “No, no mon’ love, common baby.” His fingers touched her pulse point.

Nothing, no pulse. Simon quickly put her on her back, “no love, no no no.. please common love wake up.” He cried starting to give her CPR. She was cover head to toe in blood and bruises, her curls messy and in her face, her lips cracked and dry the dirt on her face showing the tears she cried as the beat on her. He kept going hoping, hoping that she wasn’t gone that he could bring her back, the feeling of a hand on his shoulder he quickly slapped it away.

“Don’t fucking touch me!” He yelled his eyes never leaving her his movements not stopping.

“Simon… she’s gone.” Price spoke softly.

She couldn’t be he couldn’t allow it, her cold body shaking at his harsh movements to bring her back broke him even more. He had stopped Simon never cried infront of people but now all he could do was cry, cry. Pulling her cold body close to him he held her so close his body rocking back and forth as he cried for her “im so sorry my love, I’m so sorry-“ he sobbed.

“Please my love come back to me just come back to me..” he continued, he was nothing without her and now she was gone. She was his peace and now she was gone, her face sat in the crook of his neck as he continued to hold her.

“It’s all my fault I couldn’t protect you..” he cried softly into her hair.

…

“I often see you in things that I find while working you know that.” Simon said looking up at the woman that sat across from him.

She laughed lightly her head sitting in the palm of her hand “oh? How’s that my love.” She said giving him a smile that alway seemed to give him butterflies.

“We’ll for starters the sunrises, the sunsets. Theyer so peaceful to watch. Listening to the wind blow in the trees, Maple trees to be exact. And lavender and peony flower”

“I love those flowers..” she sighed softly her eyes meeting his.

He only laughed.

Shadows of them still dancing in their kitchen, the rain hitting the windows as music played. To him she was in the trees in the air that he breathed. Those times of laying in bed saying the wouldn’t come back to this damned job but they always did for she wanted to fight for peace to keep people safe, and yet she got her self killed while doing it.

“Why do you still work in the military?”

She looked over at him the morning sun hitting her melanin skin, “I work in to keep pease, I love helping people I was a medic at first but Graves thought my skills could be good in the field aswell.” She spoke.

He nodded sting up looking in her eyes, “your such a beautiful soul..” he whispered.

Her hands touched his face “as you are my love.”

But he wasn’t he was a killer, he killed people. She was the only thing that saw him as beautiful. She reminder him all the time of how loved he is and that he was so beautiful her fingers tracing his face kissing up his body.

“We’ll get to go home after this..” she spoke her eyes watching the sunrise. He looked over at her, admiring her face taking ever inch of it in.

“We should settle down after this- not have kids anyway.” She mumbled.

“Do you want children?” He asked his body close to her but he stayed looking ahead.

She looked down at her hands fiddling with her ring a bit “I would..” she mumbled.

He looked down at her back to the horizon, “then let’s go home after this settle down..” he said.

Glancing down at her there was that smile, “yeah.. let’s do that.”

Simon pulled his mask up a bit pulling her to him his lips kissing hers softly, a kiss telling her how much he loved her to give a type of comfort and reassurance. Her hands held his face as they kissed “I love you Simon.” She said her forehead touching his.

“I love you too (name)..”

…

He eventually carried her back to the main hq, holding her close to him.

They we’re supposed to go home together, but now he would burry her. And god that was pain full her family there 141, her bestfriend. That November in her home town was bright and colorful but a dark cloud hung over them, the maple trees shaking from the breeze the colorful leaves falling from it.

That night he found himself just standing over her grave till the sun set, watching the orange hue collaborating with clouds. Where was he supposed to go from here? He couldn’t go home not without her.. now he was just a man the same mad that joined the military, he didn’t have his peace anymore, he didn’t have someone to love..

In his hand he held her dog tags with her wedding ring around it, maybe it was strange to take it off her he still wore the engagement ring and wedding band. But his last name laid on the stone and she had alway mentioned to never burry her with something to beautiful. So instead that necklace she wore on there wedding night that matched her ring was buried with her, in his other hand was a letter and a voice box price had given to him mailed by lanswell it was from her to him..

Soon just maybe.. maybe he would lie with her resting peacefully.

Here’s somthing sad kinda short but I hope y’all like it!!

#x black reader #black fem reader #ghost cod #ghost simon riley #ghost x black reader #simon ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley #ghost #simon riley x black reader #simon riley x you #simon riley call of duty #simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley angst #ghost angst #ghost mwii

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loveephia · 11 months

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Can you do Bokuto, Tendou Suna, Iwaizumi? So that they see their girlfriend again after she was away for a long time? I love You Work!!💕💕💕💕💕

how some of the HQ boys would react to seeing their girlfriend again after a long time from a business trip. (bokuto, tendō, suna, iwaizumi.)

content: (🦷) tooth-rotting fluff, them being very sulky generally, you guys are married here, suna's is inspired by a scene in the k-drama "true beauty", kita cameo in iwaizumi's, and yes, atsumu says an among us reference.

⚠ warning/s: manga spoilers.

note: THIS REQ WAS SO CUTE WHATATAT@?(# i haven't written for tendō, BUT i love a good challenge. >:3 iwaizumi's ended up being a bit long on accident. 😭 THANK YOU ANON AND ENJOY READING!!!

BOKUTO KŌTARŌ

when you told him you'd be gone for three WHOLE months, his hair just drooped down, the gleam in his eyes are no longer there, and his childish grin is gone.

baby literally gets so sulky about it :(((

"do you really have to?"

HE HAS THE PUPPY DOG EYES AND EVERYTHING STOPPTKEPDK 😭😭😭😭

"believe me, kō. as much as i don't want to stay away for that long, i have to."

every day he wakes up (with his arms around a pillow instead of you), he tries to be optimistic

"another day closer to seeing my wife!"

can't have him messing up at practice yk

but when he finally sees you at the airport, gosh, he's just all smiley about it

he picks you up and spins you around like in the movies

"i missed you so, so, so much!" he's pecking your face all over, ignoring the looks from other people, because hIS WIFE IS BACK 😭😭😭😭

"kō.. people are staring." you giggled

"let them!"

SATORI TENDŌ

"no way—! you gotta be joking!"

HE IS IN UTTER DISBELIEF.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO BE GONE FOR THREE MONTHS???

"who's gonna be my taste tester then!?" his voice cracks

the tendō chocolatier business CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT IT'S OFFICIAL TASTE TESTER.

before you leave, he gives you a free box of handmade chocolates galore to snack on the plane

and, ofc, a little kiss on the cheek

when you open the box on the plane, there's a little note

"don't eat'em all on one go! love yaaa~ :3" HOW CUTEJKSJDKEJDK

when you're finally back from the trip, you stumble into tendō's arms

"oof—!" he says before patting your head, "there, there, y/n."

SUNA RINTARŌ

"what." he deadpans

"i know.. but i have to—"

"no way. i don't accept this. you're seriously leaving me?" he sounds so offended that people may think you two are fighting.

he pretends to be all mad about it, but you know he's just joking around

so when you're gone, suna has to physically hOLD HIMSELF BACK FROM CALLING YOU EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY

"she wouldn't want a clingy boyfr— husband." he corrects himself

yeah, he calls you anyway.

when you pick up, you say, "hello, my tarō! how are you?" in that sICKENINGLY KIND TONE SUNA HAS OH, SO MISSED 😭😭

you've only been gone for three days

"please come home. i miss you. please." did he just say please twice?

when you're finally home, it takes every inch of sanity left in suna so as not to drag you away for cuddles

the expression on his face tells you everything, and you giggle. "i'll just shower first, then we can cuddle." and his face LIGHTS UP

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

"even oikawa's said some terrible jokes, but this one is by far the worst."

"nope! it's not a joke, baby."

when you're gone, iwaizumi is so upset because you'd usually give him a little kiss goodbye whenever he goes off to work :((

so now he's extra grumpy while coaching the national jpn team.

"oi, hinata! you should've been able to get that one!"

"if you can't hit it right, another hundred laps for you, ushiwaka!"

"suna, stop slacking off, or i'll have that old captain of yours come back and scold you!"

suna knows iwaizumi's threat was only towards him, but that statement got even ATSUMU AND ARAN SHIVERING.

SO THE TEAM IS ALL LIKE "???" BECAUSE WHO PUSHED IWAIZUMI'S BUTTONS SO EARLY IN THE MORNING 😭

"which one of you is it. come on, fess up!" hoshiumi hisses

"i believe bokuto lost iwaizumi's pen the other day." ushijima states

"wow, are we just throwing each other under the bus now?" suna snickers

"it was an accident! i didn't know he'd get this mad about it!" bokuto tried to defend himself, "come on, tell them, atsumu!"

"i was in cafeteria with grey." atsumu lifts both hands up, metaphorically waving the white flag

"you all are insufferable." sakusa groans

you can imagine how confused the team got when after three months, iwaizumi's mood was no longer grouchy since you had finally come home

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yahabadabado · 1 month

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Kyōtani Kentarō The Destroyer:

Bonus Hungry Boy:

#haikyuu #hq anime #haikyuu manga icons #kyoutani kentarou #mad dog #hamima chicken

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variousxreader · 6 months

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Puggy Buggy

Domestic Head canons and general comparing Buggy to a Pug

Like a Pug his bark is worse than his bite. His screams could be compared to this.

Man SNORES like a pug and bull dog mix from hell

Loud dad bed shaking snores.

You swear the bitch has sleep apnea.

You literally have to smack him awake or manhandle his ass into a better position for him to breathe in.

Jerks awake with loud ass snorts when you kick or smack him awake. You only do it when you're worried he's gonna suffocate so he's never mad about it; he'll pull you to his chest and snuggle you and mummer a "sorry" before falling asleep again

If his snores just wont let you sleep, you'll wake him up in more pleasant ways. Lay on his chest, he has an automatic cuddle response that he'll wrap his arms around you, and drag you into Him, changing his position to do so.

But at this point his snores are white noise to you.

You actually can't sleep well without hearing him, its too quiet without him snorting and snoring away next to you.

Buggy is also a dog in the way that he has been asleep and Farted so loud he scared himself awake and nearly fell out of bed

You nearly pissed yourself laughing at him for that.

He was so fucking embarrassed but eventually your infectious laugh sent him into his own fit of giggles till you both had tears in your eyes, and you personally got to the point of laughing like a strangled seal.

Mohji and Cabaji ran to check to make sure you both weren't dying because you were both cackling so loud.

You and Buggy had residual giggles for a day after

Man Has Dad™️ Sneezes

Also Burps so goddamn loud and long and is Proud of it.

You egg each other on. Complimenting each others burps and challenging eachother. You are pirates after all.

Richie has you both beat though.

Def gets a distended Stomach after a feast and bingeing. You pat and smack it gently. He swats at you for it. But if he gets a tummy ache he'll BEG and plead for you to rub his belly till he feels better while his head is in your lap or on your chest.

DRUNK BUGGY is something

The man can handle his booze but there is a LINE and he can and will cross it on rare occasions. He regrets it every time.

Shit Faced, plastered, Sloshed Buggy, is a whole other LEVEL

He cannot stand and walk on his own,

You also better be keeping track of potentially detached body parts. Though they're very slow when he's this trashed.

He has to be touching you, HAS TO BE

You literally have to hold his dick so he can piss straight.

Will throw up before the night is over. Hold him so he doesn't go over board.

He lives in the latrine after that point.

You're holding his hair and rubbing his back. The whole nine yards.

If you manage to carry his ass to bed when he cannot puke anymore, you better prepare for the next day.

Water water water.

Hes so fucking dehydrated.

Who left him in Alabasta overnight?

His head is pounding. Is it attached to his body for is it in a barrel in a hurricane? He does not know.

You're gonna be babying him all day.

You thought he was pathetic before?

Oh Honey.

He gives new meaning to the word when he is this hungover.

You gotta wait on him hand and foot.

He'll cry out all the water you put into him.

Hes a fun drunk, but majorly depressed when it comes to BAD hangovers

With your TLC though he'll be cured the next day and beg you to never ever let him get that fucked again.

He worships the ground you walk on 100000x more after that.

The man will literally do anything for you. Not even within reason.

Want him to get you a pet sea king? He'll find a way.

Want him to send a buggy ball at the Marine hQ? He'll find a way.

Literally anything.

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This has gotten massive so imma end it here!

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