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nctzensmolbean · 3 years

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blackpink: we have two songs in just dance!

exo: we also have two songs!

kris wu: but one of them was never released

luhan: i was GOING to have a song in game but it was never released

z.tao: you guys are getting songs?

#just dance #blackpink incorrect quotes #exo incorrect quotes #kris wu incorrect quotes #luhan incorrect quotes #huang zitao incorrect quotes #seriously #add those songs

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pyokomoko · 3 years

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vvhl, lufan, and meigeni incorrect quotes (ft. nctzen, army, xingmi, and meu)

meigeni: lufan, I know you love hailang. i mean, we all do, he's a very nice person and i respect him immensely. meigeni: but I think he might be a fucking idiot.

*the group is in a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake* nctzen: uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake meigeni: you're in a prison cell lufan: you did great. Well, I got a 10- meigeni: you're in a prison cell with bars on it hailang: i got a 1! meigeni: you're in... a cube-shaped place.

*The squad right before army's wedding* hailang: well I have to go, i have a wedding to attend. lufan: wait... oh! i have a wedding to attend too! meu: oh, i have a wedding to attend as well nctzen: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND meigeni, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

meu: time for plan G. army: don’t you mean plan B? meu: no, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. nctzen: what about plan D? meu: plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. meigeni: what about plan E? meu: i’m hoping not to use it. hailang and xingmi die in plan E. lufan: i like plan E.

lufan, sighing: we need to talk about your maturity. *meu, meigeni, army, and nctzen are all standing on a table* meu: bold words for someone standing in lava and holding a cauldron of acid that looks like it's overflowing.

meu: why isn’t the statue smirking at me? meigeni: it isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. meu: three of us saw it, meigeni. how do you explain that? meigeni: *points at hailang* sleep deprivation. *points at nctzen* paranoia. *points at army* delusional personality disorder. *points at xingmi* and he's on lsd. again.

lufan: nothing in life is free. hailang: love is free! army: adventure is free. meu: knowledge is free. nctzen: everything is free if you take it without paying.

xingmi: WHO KEEPS EATING ALL OF THE CHEESE BALLS!?

*looks at hailang with his mouth full watching a tape of carat and monbebe in a play, meigeni shitting on a sleeping army's mouth, and nctzen attempting to surgically remove meu's stomach*

xingmi: *calls lufan* please, PLEASE take me to china so i can get away from these fucks.

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incorrect-smtown-quotes · 4 years

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Chen: what is the hardest thing to say?

Luhan: I was wrong.

Xiumin: I need help.

Tao: worcestershire sauce.

#exo #exo-m #kim jongdae #lu han #kim minseok #huang zitao #incorrect kpop quotes #admin S #all queued up

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sscarletvenus · 3 years

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What a day to remind everyone that Mr. Huang Zitao called Donald Trump "You Mtf? You're an idiot yourself and you mention China? Really, fuck you. Stupid cunt." on his public weibo for telling a reporter to "ask China" her COVID-related question.

Now vote wisely.

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bad-exo-imagines · 5 years

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Exo Dorms circa 2015

Zitao: hey you wanna see an impression of kris?

Junmyeon: sure

Zitao: [leaves]

#kpop #exo #exo imagines #exo quotes #exo incorrect quotes #bad exo imagines #bad imagines #source: asdfmovie #dont @ me.#huang zitao #kim junmyeon #tao #tao quotes #tao imagines #suho #suho imagines #suho quotes #admin rdb

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what-if-exxo · 5 years

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Yixing: Sehun, how do you handle negativity so well.

Sehun: Easy, listen and repeat after me and Queen Kim Petras

Sehun: I aint worried 'bout nada. 'Less it Gucci, 'less it Prada. 'Less it Dolce or Gabbana. 'Less a trip to the Bahamas.

Suho: Sehun, flexing isn't going to solve your problems.

Tao: *wakes up suddenly* Someone is telling Sehun lies.

#yixing #lay #zhang yixing #sehun #oh sehun #suho #kim junmyeon #junmyeon #tao #huang zitao #zitao #exo #exo incorrect quotes #exo incorrect texts #what if yixing #taohun

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correctexo · 5 years

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Minseok: I don't follow rules

Minseok: I follow cats

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hwangnika-blog · 5 years

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#8

kris: i want someone who is shorter than me

tao: yeees [soft blush]

kris: who looks good with me

tao: yeees [face looks like tomato]

kris: someone full of passion and energy

tao: of course [turns totally red, even ears]

kris: you know, generally junmyeon's my style

tao: oh.

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cherrychaeng · 5 years

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huang zitao is the definition of rich dumb bitch

#huang zitao #zitao #tao #exo #exo incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes

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winrenho · 5 years

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[police sirens go off in the distance]

Zitao, who has never done anything illegal in his life: They’ve found me.

#s: tumblr #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #exo #huang zitao #z.tao #tao #exo m #cpop #incorrect cpop quotes

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snarkysehun · 5 years

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Tao: guys I can’t find my phone

Kris: hang on a second let me call you.

[phone rings]: You are my dad (you’re my dad!) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

Kris:

Tao:

#exo #exo funny #kris #tao #huang zitao #ot12 #exo incorrect quotes #incorrect exo quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kris wu #wu yifan

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nctzensmolbean · 3 years

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kris: so, when are we going to haeundae?

henry, packing the food: whenever johnny, mark, and joy hurry the fuck up. it's been 5 hours since they woke up.

kris: oh, ok. imma call edison.

henry: you don't mean zitao?

kris: yeah. let's go with him and leave everyone here

henry: alright, imma call eric and amber then.

*8 hours later*

luhan: WHAT THE FUCK KRIS!?

kris: WAIT DID THE KIDS BURN THE APARTMENT DOWN!?!?

luhan: THEY BURNED ALL OF SHANGHAI DOWN YOU STUPID FUCK

#kpop fandom incorrect quotes #kris wu incorrect quotes #henry lau incorrect quotes #sm english line incorrect quotes #eric nam incorrect quotes #amber liu incorrect quotes #huang zitao incorrect quotes #luhan incorrect quotes #part 2 soon

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incorrect-smtown-quotes · 4 years

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Chenle: i just saw a guy in the lobby cry for five or so minutes and then his phone alarm when off and he just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work.

Kris: that was Tao

Tao: it’s called time management

#china line #nct #zhong chenle #exo #kris wu #huang zitao #incorrect kpop quotes #admin S #all queued up

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sscarletvenus · 5 years

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Zitao- If I had a gun with two bullets

Zitao- and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Jongdae,

Zitao- I would shoot Jongdae twice.

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incorrectly-kpop · 6 years

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Tao: not to worry, I have a permit. *hands SM a piece of paper.*

SM: this just says, "I can do what I want."

#exo #exo m #tao #huang zitao #zitao #kpop #cpop #incorrect quotes #incorect quote #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect kpop

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what-if-exxo · 5 years

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Sehun: Baekhyun called me a superficial bitch.

Yixing: Baekhyun why are you being mean to the baby?

Sehun: I am THE superficial bitch, there is only one person on my level but....

Yixing: He still loves you.

Sehun: I know. I see him stunting on these hoes and I want him to know I see him, I respect him and I miss him.

Yixing: I'll tell him.

Sehun: Thank you.

Baekhyun: What the hell is going on right now?

#sehun #oh sehun #osh #yixing #lay #zhang yixing #lay zhang #baekhyun #byun baekhyun #bbh #zyx #tao #zitao #huang zitao #exo #what if yixin #exo incorrect quotes #exo incorrect texts #taohun

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