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cherry-pop-elf · 6 months
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Did you know that Charlie Weasley was Seeker for the Quidditch team, back when he went to school here? Don’t get me started on the fact my cousin, Viktor, is such a pro as well. We aren’t ACTUALLY cousins, but he called me his little brother once and never stopped. I have a lot to live up to, but I’m not scared of the challenge ahead of me. I’m going to make you proud, cousin Viktor. I’m also going to show you that us Dragonologist’s make for the BEST seekers!
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Bumblebee is a Hufflepuff
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Pass it on
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kenthoe · 2 years
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fr tho why is everything smut😭😭 i wanna read angst that would ruin me, make me sick to my stomach and cry like there's no tomorrow bro i want a fanfic that is so devastating that i won't be able to function for the next few months
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introspectivememories · 2 months
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been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.
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pendwelling · 20 days
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TWSB Hogwarts AU!
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Inspired by my AU fic on ao3!
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Draco: Are we fighting or flirting?
Y/n: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Draco: Your point?
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munsonsbtch · 5 months
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.   ݁ ˖ ࣪ . ambition, determination, cleverness… must be a slytherin… requested by @nailbatanddungeon
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slyterinthings · 5 months
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Slytherin: I've been so nice to them all this time and this is what they did! Can you believe it.
Griffindor : you've never been nice to them or anyone. Ever.
Ravenclaw: I'm surprised you even know the word.
Slytherin: okay, shut up you guys.
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steviesbicrisis · 1 year
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✨The Wizardly Fruity Four ✨
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Gryffindor Steve: 7th year | Quidditch team captain | prefect | favorite subject: defense against the dark arts | least favorite: divination
Facts:
Steve’s parents are the kind to care about the purity of wizard blood, kinda disappointed he isn’t a Slytherin;
Steve plays as Beater, and constantly gets hurt during matches, his specialty being taking hits for his teammates;
When he's chosen as Prefect, he's surprised and often complains about his duty. Truth is, he's always around to help and guide people, never skips a patrol and he's always fussing over a certain group of third-year kids;
Hufflepuff Robin: 6th year | part of the Hogwarts band | member of Wizard’s chess club | favorite: charms | least favorite: potions
Facts:
Robin hasn’t gotten anything less than Exceeded Expectations since Fly class in her first year;
She used to have a crush on Tammy Thompson in her 4th year, the Gryffindor prefect alongside Steve;
Robin is half-blood and she bonds with Eddie over this. Her father is a muggle, her mother a witch;
Ravenclaw Nancy: 6th year | part of almost every club imaginable | Head girl | runs the Hogwarts’ newspaper | favorite: charms | least favorite: none
Facts:
Despite knowing she wants to be a journalist, she takes as many classes and joins as many clubs as possible. She wants a full resume by the time she graduates;
Nancy is often close to burnout, Robin has to keep an eye on her and make sure she doesn’t end up in the infirmary, again;
Nancy is very competitive and often challenges Steve at quidditch or Robin at Wizard's Chess (she draws the line at D&D with Eddie);
Slytherin Eddie: 7th year (for the second time) | runs the hellfire club | has a muggle rock band | favorite: Potions | least favorite: Herbology
Facts:
Eddie is a muggle-born and most Slytherins make his life a living hell for it;
Eddie runs the club for the magical version of D&D (kinda like wizard’s chess), an extremely unpopular game. There’s a rumor that the game is related to dark magic, so Eddie is forced to have club meetings in the dungeons;
Eddie gets into trouble for wearing the hellfire club t-shirt instead of his uniform;
Random Fruity Four Facts:
Their friend group formed during their 4th (Robin and Nancy), 5th (Steve) and 6th (Eddie) year;
They always sit together even if they’re supposed to be with their respective houses. Their friendship confuses the hell out of people;
Robin and Steve got detention in their 4th/5th year and while cleaning the potion supply closet they tested some potions, got to the veritaserum and confessed every little secret they had to each other. They've been besties ever since;
Eddie and Steve bicker all the time but Eddie never misses a quidditch match (despite hating the sport) and Steve is often seen going around the dungeons whenever a D&D session is taking place;
Nancy and Steve went on a couple of dates but decided they’re better off as friends;
Nancy matches her patrols with Steve's so she can vent about her crush on Robin;
Robin and Nancy always study together. They rarely let Steve and Eddie join because they get distracted too easily, and because they enjoy some alone time;
If Eddie and Steve pass their NEWTs, it will be only because of Robin and Nancy;
People gossip about them, especially because of Nancy (Head Girl) and Steve (Quidditch Captain);
At one point is rumored that Steve is dating Nancy and cheating on her with Robin, who’s dating Eddie, who’s in love with Nancy;
Steve spends Christmas at school until he becomes friends with Robin, who invites him over. Since Eddie's uncle lives close to her, they force Nancy to make the trip so that they can all be together for the holidays;
Nancy bonds first with Eddie. She was having some trouble with Potion (getting Es instead of Os) so she finds out through the Potion professor, that Eddie Munson is one of the greatest students he had ever had. Nancy forces him to tutor her and they become friends;
Nancy and Robin get their shit together first, after Nancy runs out her plan on how to ask Robin out with Steve at least 10 times;
Eddie and Steve go on dates without realizing it. It takes Steve turning down someone because of Eddie to make him understand that something is going on;
That is it for now, but I kinda want to write some scenes with no chronological order about this universe in the future.
The kids were first years when Steve becomes prefect, now they're in their third year but I don’t know where to put them regarding the houses, let me know what you think!
Edit: if you wanna be tagged when I post stuff from this universe just let me know ❤️
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UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #92
Harry (to Teddy): Wait you’re stealing sweets from your housemates to resell to other houses?
Teddy: Yeah. I duplicate and transfigure it first.
Harry: You can’t do that.
Teddy: Why?
Harry: Because it’s stealing!
Teddy: You steal. You both steal Professor Slughorn’s potion ingredients all the time.
Harry: That’s different.
Teddy: How?
Harry: Because you’re gonna get caught.
Teddy: So it’s okay as long as I don’t get caught?
Harry: No. It’s not okay at all.
Teddy: But Big Ted said we needed money.
Harry: That’s nothing you need to concern yourself with.
Theodore: How much are you making?
*Teddy rattles off some high numbers*
Theodore (impressed): Bloody hell, good job kid! I think you should let him keep doing it, Harry.
Harry: (to Theodore) You stay out of this. (to Teddy) You stop stealing. I mean it Teddy, shut it down.
Teddy: Fine! I’ll shut it down. Do I have to stop selling the O.W.L and N.E.W.T. answer booklets too?
Harry: The what—How did you get those?
Teddy: Did you forget I’m a metamorphmagus? I just walked into the staff room and they were sitting on the table.
Harry: Shut it all down. And I mean everything.
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theantiquefairy · 11 days
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imagined-by-simp · 24 days
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"Obey me!" characters and their Hogwarts House - Part 1 of 3
(Contains: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan and Satan)
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As you may know, the thing with the selection of your house goes beyond your personality: they look for your core values. That's the whole reason why Hermione was a Gryffindor even as she is a nerd, and the reason Harry could be a Slytherin. So that was also my process for choosing each of their houses:
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Yeah, hot take: Lucifer is a Hufflepuff.
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LUCIFER - HUFFLEPUFF
Ok, hear me out before screaming about him being Slytherin!
The core values of Hufflepuff are: Loyalty, patience, hard work, and fair play.
The only thing that is above his pride (as a demon, because that's his sin and he was shaped after it), is his loyalty to his family. He said so after falling and giving his loyalty to Diavolo: anything for his family, even if that breaks him in the process.
He also praises MC when they work hard and he is a workaholic. Another thing that can break his walls of pride is his loyalty to Diavolo and MC... because those things mean more to him than his own sin.
He is incredibly tolerant and has great patience with his brothers, MC, Diavolo, and Barbatos. He also tries to play fair (although his fairness is more into the eye-for-an-eye).
He can also be incredibly dependent on his brothers, even if he tries hard to be independent. He just can't see a life without them (to the point that when they are looking for Thirteen it's implied that he was tempted hearing MC and his brothers' voice. He is the only one, along Mammon, that is tempted with MC).
Is also pretty clear he is not driven by ambition or seek of power. If he tries to be flawless and be powerful is because he thinks it is the best way to protect his brothers, not for his own desire. In fact, it's quite clear in some chapters that he does get tired of that facade. So yeah, he can't be Slytherin at the core.
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MAMMON - GRYFFINDOR
The core values of Gryffindor are: Bravery, helping others, and chivalry.
Mammon gives everything he has to help others, even if it's not his family or friends: a child with the witches, a puppy he found, MC when they were new in the Devildom, and he is the whole reason why his brothers and himself are the seven lords of the Devildom. He was even tempted by the grim reapers' house by hearing MC's voice and go with them.
Even if he has wishes, he can be really unselfish and put his wishes under the ones of others. Buy MC things even if he wanted to buy something for himself? Yup, he does that a lot.
He also is very brave, he was the one who stood up against Lucifer, Diavolo, and even God (he was the second hand of Lucifer for a reason). He is so brave that he can watch horror movies even if he becomes a baby and he wishes to fight his inner fears for the sake of others.
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LEVIATHAN - HUFFLEPUFF
The core values of Hufflepuff are: Loyalty, patience, hard work, and fair play.
Levithan has as the top priority the concept of friendship and the loyalty towards it.
Even if he doesn't have a lot of "I care for them" in his list, when you are in it, it's hard to be out of it.
He also accepts challenges if he feels like it would be a fair one and he actually accepted the end of that test with MC in the first season. That was what it was, even if he didn't like it.
He puts a lot of effort into his cosplays and games and he is really grateful when someone tries hard for him, too.
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SATAN - RAVENCLAW
The core values of Ravenclaw are: Intelligence, creativity, knowledge, planning ahead, and wit. 
Satan is all about looking for knowledge (because he is traumatized lmao). He has books and spells for almost everything and he actually seeks who he is beyond his sin and the wrath of Lucifer.
He thinks the best way to resolve any conflict is to think of ways to prevent them and if they are happening, look for solutions on knowledge.
He also loves to play with ideas and schemes, even if he ends up not doing them.
He seems to really look down on people who aren't interested in learning and growing. He thinks of Lucifer as stubborn and way too must-do-it-in-this-way and that makes him angry, but he can give him his respects when Lucifer does something clever. He respects his brothers when they are creative or witty, and that's one of the reasons why he liked Belphie from the very beginning.
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Hufflepuff things: "I'm through being nice!" she says, as she continues to be nice
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hollowdeath · 3 months
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slytherin fashion
this is the final part of my hogwarts houses fashion posts! you can find the other houses on my masterlist
business casual
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i feel like slytherins will take any chance they can to dress up, so their typical go-to look is business casual. think white collared button ups, vests, black suit jackets, and a necktie, of course. but slytherins are all about adding a little edge, so they try to tone down the professional elements with skirts, jeans, leather jackets, and a pair of headphones.
dark academia/alt
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i mean, c'mon. who's doing the all black look better than slytherins? this is where a lot of our dark academia/alternative friends thrive. some like to keep it business casual still with simple silhouettes: long skirts, long jackets, turtlenecks/vests, and leather boots. others, however, go for a more casual look with shorter skirts, ripped stockings, graphic t-shirts, and tons of accessories like belts, rings, necklaces, and chains. all in black, of course.
shoes
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slytherins are the house when it comes to their shoe game, and there's do debate. they take a lot of pride in their collections and keeping their favorites in good condition. it's like a bonding experience for them, talking about and showing off their shoes to each other. and, of course, they love to experiment with all kinds of styles: flats/ballet slippers, kitten heels, loafers, boots, and, above all, sneakers. even if their outfit isn't their favorite, they can always bet they have the best shoes in the room.
chaotic style
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i've tried to find a name for this specific style but all i could find is bloquette (??) and uglycore (???) so i'm just gonna call it chaotic, because that's exactly how a slytherin would describe it. while some slytherins dress professionally, others prefer a more eccentric similar to their fellow ravenclaws. i'm thinking long patterned skirts, particularly plaid, along with boots or tennis shoes and tall socks, as well as random colorful jerseys.
ravenclaw | hufflepuff | gryffindor | masterlist
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ephemerasnape · 2 months
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Poacher Stalker x MC 🥵
A little audiovisual teaser for At the Mercy of Macnair which you can listen to here. 🔞
Featuring fanart based on the audio, commissioned jointly with @spideytoga! ❤️
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fuctacles · 6 months
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He's capable of charming god
For @steddiemicrofic September prompt "Charm", to which my brain screamed Hogwarts AU, sorry not sorry. T | WC 548 | CW Slytherin!Eddie | Hogwarts AU
“Yellow is capable of charming god.” - Vincent van Gogh, my insane little yellow lover whose quote I’ve found while looking for a title and it was oh so fitting
Steve had a crush.
It reached an all-time peak in his last year, when the Slytherin he was eyeing, who should be far away from his table, had befriended one of his fellow Hufflepuffs.
"Pathetic," Robin whispered as he flipped through his potions textbook without reading, eyes focused on Eddie and Chrissy, who was tying up his long dark hair with her Hufflepuff-colored scrunchie.
"Robin," he wheezed.
"I know, I'm sorry." She rolled her eyes. "Are you gonna grow out your hair now? Share hair accessories with Munson?"
Steve has been considering it. 
Robin slapped him on the arm.
"Dude!"
"I know!" he hissed. 
The sight of Eddie wearing Chrissy's scrunchie was seared into his brain. The contrast of yellow to his dark hair and metalhead shtick buzzed behind his eyes and the idea of him in something of Steve's was growing into a fixation.
Whenever he passed him, hair flowing, Steve's hands twitched to braid them, to tie them with anything, his fucking tie if he had to. At some point, he even got a yellow handkerchief and started wearing it in his pants’ pocket just like Eddie did.
"I know," he sighed.
Capital ‘P’ pathetic.
But all the Robin-induced insults went forgotten when she waved a piece of parchment in his face one November afternoon.
"What is this," he frowned at her flatly. He stilled her wrist to read ‘Eddie Munson’ scrawled on the paper in the ugliest handwriting he'd ever seen.
"Your secret giftee!" she screeched loudly.
"What?!"
"Eddie signed up for Secret Santa and I, your best friend, pulled on some strings, made some exchanges, and voila!"
She was beaming with smug satisfaction, appropriately, but Steve's mind was already racing with possibilities..
"What am I supposed to give him?"
As Eddie opened the box and saw a plain black scrunchie, Steve rushed with explanations.
"I've charmed it so it responds to music. Your hair will change with what you’re listening to."
Eddie blinked at him, surprise evident.
"Like what?"
"Um, it gets flowy with ballads, and for metal, I know it’s your favorite, the hair gets big and puffy. Well, you know. And uh, it's based on a mood-based spell? So their tips get red with love songs and so on." 
Of course he had to mention love of all things, his heart now thudding as he watched Eddie tie his hair. With a scrunchie from Steve. He pulled a strand in front of his face and observed it lighten.
"Yellow means…?"
"Uh, happy," Steve admitted bashfully. At least he knew his gift was a success. Eddie's eyes observed him like a hawk.
"Does it have to be in my hair to work?" He questioned with a weird tilt to his tone. 
"Wearing it on your wrist will work too."
"What’s pink?"
"Affection." He knew the colors by heart after months of perfecting the charm. He had hair ties everywhere and he tested them all himself.
He tested them all himself.
One was currently sitting on his wrist and Eddie… Eddie was looking at his hair.
"And gold?"
They both watched as the tip of his ponytail started shining in the candlelights.
"Charmed."
"Huh. I guess I am," Eddie grinned at him. And the pink of his dimpled cheeks needed no spellbook to read.
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