#huft

[mybrainrotforreal]

Hector and Charlie keep their relationship in secret and yet, they make everyone feels single af

(i'm new on tumblr and finally find how to make the font itallic 🥺)

Y'know, I was fact checking about FBI agent dating each other and I found this

So yeah they definitely need to keep their relationship in secret since Hector outranks Charlie. They call each other last name, they don't discuss personal matters in the office and they try to keep their hands from each other but!

- The entire office realizes Charlie is wearing a jacket bigger than his size and Hector is now wearing his beige coat after Charlie lost his jacket from the fire. Even when the official jacket is already in stock, Charlie doesn't order it.

- Whenever one of them take a sick leaves, the other will ask for a leave or work from home

- It's literally summer and Charlie wears turtleneck and Hector is in a very good mood. (He doesn't glare at everyone).

- Hector literally eye fucks him whenever he looks at Charlie and sometimes it makes Charlie lowers his gaze, blush creeps on his cheek.

Betty, from the administration : *looking at them* *is ready to stab her eyes with a stapler*

- It was raining, Hector opens his umbrella for Charlie and as they walk in the rain to get home, Hector puts his arm around Charlie's shoulders and positions the umbrella towards the younger man so it covers him more. Making sure he won't be wet.

Richard, another field agent who walks behind them : *using his own jacket over his head, hoping a car would slip and hit him when he crossed the street*

- It was autumn, when Hector get back to their office, he got leaves and dried flower on his shoulder. Charlie couldn't help himself to stroke his shoulder with care to get rid of them.

Jason, who just get back from catching criminals last night and got flu from the cold wind: *silently hoping his snot would totally block his nostril and die*

- They have office night out and Charlie gets really really drunk, he latches onto Hector like an octopus, unintentionally risking their dirty little secret.

Hector : *acknowledging this, takes him in his arm and carry him gently, bridal style* I'll drive him home, it's dangerous if he go home alone in this state

Kate, the field agent who agrees to the night out because she just got dumped : yeah, sure *continues to drink, close to alcohol poisoning*

- Charlie : *dutifully hands over his hat to Hector, who needs to go for a meeting with their informant* Take care, Agent Munday. Text me when you get there.

Hector : *takes the hat and when their fingers touch, he lingers for a second* *nods then leaves*

Erin, the new rookie : *watching the interaction and asks Charlie * awww, you guys are so cute. How long have you been married? Are FBI agents prohibited to wear wedding ring?

Charlie : *chokes on his own spit* we- we are not married! *later that night, when they are having dinner* Hector, why are we not married?

Hector : *misses his steak when he cuts it* you want to marry me? 🥺🥺🥺

Months later, they plans to marry and Charlie went to the HR

Charlie : I'm sorry but I have to tell you that Hector and me have been dat--

Catherine, the HR officer who mourns her single life everyday since these two teamed up : WE KNOW!

#im the hr #no srsly i work as an hr and i grit my teeth when i see my coworkers flirt with each other #shudve been me #but hr shudnt date amybody in the office #huft #charlie lonnit #hector munday #tdim #heclie #granthem du'met #du'lie #the devil in me #du'met x charlie #charlie x hector

[mochinon-yah]

I hope i can make it before feb 14th to make a surprise for my friends 😼

#reli-rambles #gotta work hard!!! #and gotta balance life and work #.... #huft

[wonwoonlight]

UPDATED MY PHONE AND WHY DID THE EMOJIS CHANGEEEEE

#samsung you🫠🫠🫠🫠 #i mean they are cuter somewhat #but the eyes #dude #🙂 #this emoji is looking into my soul and i dont like it #its like somewhere between 2 and 3d wtf happened w the shading 😭 #huft #ill get used to it ig #khione.log

[sailoms]

ok, i just realize something. kang yohan's name, yohan, is the korean version of john. in the book of revelation, john is the witness of the "revelation" honoured by God. the older john who was an apostle, was also named as the beloved disciple of Jesus. while kang isaac probably derived from abraham's isaac who got "sacrificed". he is chosen by God, just like john who is favoured by Jesus.

so, i think their fate, kang isaac sacrificed himself for elijah. and kang yohan gave the warning for those scoundrels that they will come to the final court where they will be judged for their sins.

#angela.txt #what a random hour to open korean bible #huft

[indomart]

gaes kalo kalian liat fanta bening di toko jangan beli ya itu gtw nya carbonated water

#manager indomaret #ZONK BELI FANTA DONG SEDHIG #kirain rasa baru gtw nya cmn air ksh co2 -_- #huft

[sumanchess]

#Pure_Joy: finishing a walkathon with my best buddy, Tiger, the German Shepherd. 🐕‍🦺🚶🏻‍♂️❤️

#huft #heads up for tails #dogathon #date with puppy #dog #dogphotography #doglover #dogs #doglove #Hyderabad dogs #WalkTheExtraMile Heads

[kazukazusbaby]

I actually plan to draw something to celebrate one year with Kazu but my brain doesn't want to working 😔

#huft #I even got a great idea for the drawing #I hate it when this happens

[moomoorare]

My foot feels like its all badly bruised but its just not?? I must have twisted it somehow yesterday when playing volleyball with my father and brotehr

#rare rambling #hufts like a bitch

[theairpressures]

my vision might go very blurry

#❥ 🫧 writing #I NEED TO STOP STANDING UP SO QUICKLY #my head hufts every single TIME

[oh-saints]

i really need to review this one document but i don't have the energy for it... someone help? or should we play q&a or something?

#i think i like the 2nd option better #feel free to shoot #but i'm working huft #personal rants

[wonwoonlight]

Everytime i see seventeen shirtless i have no nsfw thoughts whatsoever but i do think: fuck. I do need to start working out 😭😭😭

#snatched waist wtf #they just make me feel bad that i havent been working out #am too beat to do any exercise bc i always come home late from work 😭 #then i always have stuff to do during weekends too #so exercising become number 738262 #huft #heres to khione getting fitter 2022 lol #khione.log

[onecollectivestardrop]

oh my fucking GOD

#☀️.txt #I JUST GOT DRAGGES TO FRONT LIKE. REALLY FUCKINV FAST #BEVAUSE OF SOME SONG ON OUR SLEEP PLAYLISY #CHRIST MY HEAD HUFTS SO BAD WHAT GHE HELL

[sailoms]

i don't know if im reading the scene too far but i just rewatched the latest episode and it appeared to me that kanghan's dad was a colder guy behind that calm and polite face (and more distant to kanghan than what i imagine). it's his dialogue when he scolded kanghan in front of his friends that give it away???

first he said, "i've always let you do whatever you want to do. but i asked you not to create any problems during this period, didn't i? it's essential for my election." one time that he did his job right (scolding his son for his misbehavior) and i expect him to say something like, "do you know that this is irresponsible of you, kang?" or AT LEAST, "you are a minor. does this look like a place for minors?"

i expected him to make his concern and anger about kanghan, not him or his political agenda. i hoped he would remind his son how breaking laws could jeopardize his own future. but he really said, my election. he's making it his again and again, after literally dismissing kanghan's "true" wishes.

and second, his father said, "is it too much to ask that you follow this one request?" father, he'd actually been the one following your request all the time, that this should be kanghan's dialogue instead. you asked him to relax and not exert himself into studies and he did. you bailed him out from punishments after making troubles at school and now he "bought" other people into doing as he wish with money too. you asked him to shut up and do whatever as he wish, he did mind his own business and do whatever as he wished.

the fact that sailom had to say, "he's taking responsibility for auto." his boyfriend had to bring it back again that this was about kanghan's bad decision and while it could harm your reputation but it could harm him too. that despite it's wrong but he's being brave and responsible about it by trying to bail auto out. i mean, po i wish u had this thought but it got slipped or sumn pls ;-;

#.txt #dangerous romance #i could be wrong abt him tho but huft #poor kanghan

[ratedfleur]

my pretty bunny.

jang wonyoung x gn!reader genre ౨ৎ explicit

🔞: nsfw link warning!

🎀: this was totally only supposed to be a headcannon and yet it turned into a drabble instead .. anywho, enjoy! 🤭

🔗: inspo from this x post!

bunny omega!wonyoung always had a thing for dildos, only liking them to be shaped like food or even shaped like the alphas around her. she liked how big and different the dildos would be when she bought an array of alpha dildos— wolf, dog, bear, horse, and even dolphin alphas.

but oddly enough, she liked her carrot dildos, she liked how the sizes could vary in terms of ridges, lengths, and widths. wonyoung always chose the stubby and thick carrots, reminding her of the carrots that her fellow bunny omegas used on her when she was newly presented.

it might’ve been the dumb bunny in wonyoung but once she saw you walking in the streets, her panties immediately went into a twist when you went up to her, snatching her heart in just a second.

wonyoung didn’t exactly know what has gotten into her but once you two were in her apartment, she immediately pounced on you as if she was the alpha, hands ripping off your coat as she hurriedly kissed you.

“haaah.. y/n, please!” wonyoung moaned when your mouth went down towards her neck, marking her delicate skin up with your marks, sniffing her scent glands beforr nuzzling your nose against it, making wonyoung shiver.

“what baby, what?” you mutter against her skin, smiling when wonyoung only whines and pushes your hand down to her crotch.

“i need you—“ she says before you smashed your lips against hers, making your teeth clash against hers before settling down on her bottom lip, nipping at the delicate skin before pulling away, smiling at wonyoung when she looks up at you with her innocent eyes that were now filled with lust.

you chuckle before letting wonyoung pull your hand, making a beeline towards her bedroom. you pushed wonyoung slightly, making her land on her bed with a thud before she quickly yanked her clothes off of her.

you quickly did the same, shrugging off your own clothes before you got on your knees. you were about to get in between wonyoung’s thighs, inching closer towards the edge of her bed not until your knee hit something from beneath the bed, your hand blindly reached down to grab it whilst the other was holding wonyoung’s knees open.

pulling up what you grabbed from the floor, you chuckle when it was a dainty carrot shaped dildo. finding it cute, you held it up for wonyoung to see to which she does and her face immediately flushes red as she hurriedly sits up, trying to grab her toy away from your grasp.

the alpha in you liked the little game she played, smirk appearing on your face as wonyoung desperately tried to take her toy away from you. slowly giving up, wonyoung hufted as she crossed her arms at you, shielding away the tiny peaks of her breasts from your eyes.

“show me how you play with this and i’ll fuck you like an alpha should, how does that sound?” you ask, waving the toy at wonyoung who’s eyebrows creased.

“why? can’t you just fuck me? am i too tight for you? do you think i can’t take you?” wonyoung asks back, eyebrows in a tight line as she tried to search for answers to her own question.

you shake your head, “i just want to see how you like to be fucked, baby. in fact, i think your cunt is too loose for me. i mean, see? you left your toy unattended, have you been messing around before i came?” you spoke, watching as wonyoung frowned before she silently reached for the carrot dildo that was in your hand.

she backed up away from the edge of her bed, moving further up to lean against the headboard before spreading her legs. wonyoung’s bunny ears cower down, lying flat against her head when she toys with her clit using the tip of her toy, she even visibly shudders when she saw how you were watching her intently, now standing in front of her bed with your arms crossed.

wonyoung’s thighs shake when she slowly slips the toy into her warm cavern, pussy immediately swallowing up the toy as they fluttered around its girth and shape.

her sigh is loud when the very tip of her toy touches her spot in the slightest way, barely pressing against it. wonyoung visibly tries to get it deeper, clearly aiming for her spot inside of her as she’s twisting and turning her toy before pulling it out and pushing it back in, creating a stable rhythm which has her forgetting that you were there.

you voice is clear and loud when you spoke, stopping wonyoung from fucking herself any further. “i’ll show you the fuck that my little bunny deserves.” you say to her as you got on her bed, inching closer towards wonyoung who spread her legs even further, making it easier for her to accommodate you in between her legs.

#mikha’s brainrots #ive #ive jang wonyoung #ive wonyoung #kpop smut #kpop hard hours #kpop hard thoughts #kpop girl group #girl group x reader #girl group smut #ive smut #wonyoung x reader #wonyoung hard hours #wonyoung hard thoughts #wonyoung smut

[mochinon-yah]

Would Dr Ratio be like this? Honestly, I haven't meet him in hsr yet, but he seems like an insufferable man lmaoo

"Go ahead, Y/n, finish it."

He smiled somewhat warmly, yet it didn't calm your anxious heart at all. With how he presented himself, you could've believed that he was one of those genius people. Okay, fine, he was smart. But in your defense, you would believe that wholeheartedly if he didn't do stupid stuff like this to you.

"Come on now, Y/n. I believe our frequently 'tutoring session' have brought you some new knowledge, does it not?"

"Well—"

"Ah, of course it did. I was the one who teach you, after all. There's no way you wouldn't be able to understand them."

His once furrowed eyebrows relaxed a bit as he eyed your figure. His stares, always unnerving. It made you uncomfortable on many occasions. Whether it'd be the stares that had always been there, or the fact that he was now assessing you with some kind of test was absolutely outrageous. Why would he — of all people — put so much interest on you?

"In any case, I assure you that even those simpletons could solve this equation, so no need to fret over it like you're not above them. You'll be able to finish it."

"Oh, really now?"

You weren't a genius like him or even near his intellect, no, you were only a normal person who had an average iq! Seriously, by now, you were just tired of him being all bossy with how you do stuff in life. Even the time and limit you do your bath was managed by him! So, how could you not get angry? It was your time to relax down from all his antics. Ugh.

He was being overly insensitive with your boundaries. But despite you always telling him that, he always thought that it was you being a dramatic person you always were and dismiss every other reasons you had.

"Alright, I have some other errands I need to do, so I expect you to finish the test in 30 minutes. I'm giving you a lot more time than usual, aren't I being so nice now?"

"... if only I could say that about you ...."

"What did you say?"

"Nothing."

You had no choice but to try and finish the test. After all, there was no way out from his stubbornness. He would somehow always know where you were despite you not even telling a single soul about your location. It was scary at first, but now, you just didn't care anymore. In your mind, you just hoped that he wouldn't be as cruel as he would always be.

If this test was not finished in time, you knew that whatever he had planned for you after was not going to be fun.

In the end, though, you did not finish the test.

Time went by too quickly that you didn't notice before he eventually told you oh so nicely. You then ended up getting punished by him. By the end of your punishment, your legs were a little wobbly with how hard he was going. Huft. At least, it felt good when you both did it. Well, except for the fact that he was still teaching you things while going down on you. That part was the most exhausting one.

#reli-writes #cw: implied you doing it with dr ratio #i like his visual so that's why i wrote this TT #but idkkk this is weird waaa #anyway #i just wanna say #in this fic he be teaching sex ed class seriously lmao #like ok man i get it #you wanna share your knowledge anytime anywhere #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr x reader #dr ratio #dr ratio x reader #yandere #yandere hsr #yandere dr ratio #drabble

[ajinurafifah]

Merasa perlu diabadikan. Sejarah Anggrek Kuning Ibu Mertua.

Keluarga suami bukan tipe suka kasih kejutan atau hadiah. Nggak ada perayaan yang gimana-gimana sampai bingung gimana yaaa kalau ibu mertua ulangtahun. Tanya suami, yaa beliau juga gatau.

Beberapa kali momen terlewati, merasa belum berhasil juga, karena waktu kasih hadiah responnya ya datar-datar aja hahaha. Tahun ini ibu ultah. Semua sudah pulang ke Purworejo kecuali aku, yang masih harus di Jogja karena pekerjaan.

Bilang ke suami pengennn balik rumah Purworejo, tapi jangan bilang-bilang ibu. Biar kejutan. Sebelum pulang mampir ke Mall diem-diem juga ga bilang suami. Eeeh ketahuan wkwkwk, dilacak lewat komputernya😂

"Ibu kan ga bisa makan kuenya"

"Ibu kan ga biasa hadiah-hadiahan"

"Anggrek?"

Wkwkwkk. Suamiku selalu mengingatkan. Dan bolak-balik bilang supaya ga mubadzir. Mungkin dia takut aku sedih juga ya karena menaruh ekspektasi tinggi.

Huft gapapa. Aku rodo ngeyel.

Ga bisa makan kue bukan berarti g suka. Ga biasa dikasih hadiah bukan berarti ga suka.

Perempuan mana yang ga suka dikasi kejutan dan bunga? Ya ada sih (wkwk) tapi mayoritas pasti suka. Aku merapal doa semoga ibu mertua masuk golongan mayoritas😂

Habis dapet bunga dan kue, cusss meluncur, nyetirlah aku ke Purworejo. Udah berusaha secepet mungkin supaya ga kena maghrib karena jalannya serem, tetep kena karena macet jam pulang kerja🥲

Bismillah aja. Ga takut hantu aku, takut begal😭 sepanjang jalan minta perlindungan Allah. Dan sampailah aku setengah 7 malam di Purworejo. Alhamdulillah selamat!!

Dateng-dateng ibu bengong, "NGAPAIN KAMUUUUU? SENDIRIAAAN?"

"Iya... bawain ibu bunga sama kue. Selamat ulangtahun ya ibu, sehatsehat..."

Dan beginilah asal muasal bunga ini ada di status WA ibu mertua. Terima kasih Ya Allah sudah diizinkan sedikit bikin ibu bahagia :")

Karena balas segala kebaikannya aku ga kuat...

Semoga terus Engkau izinkan untuk mencicil satu demi satu kebahagiaan kecil untuk beliau, meski ga seberapa.

Sehat-sehat ibu mertua terbaik sedunia!